EP#746: Bryan takes the kids over to Grandma Kiki's for Mother's Day and a stranger wants you to know dinner is a 5:30!! Plus, Bryan and Krissy are gearing up for their most ambitious idea yet: The 12 Hours of TCB! That’s right—twelve chaotic hours of podcasting, caffeine crashes, celebrity guests, and probably a few FCC violations. But before the madness begins, the dynamic duo checks in on their usual nonsense, which this week includes: disturbing dreams, Catholic guilt, and Krissy’s moral compass vs. Bryan’s Google search history. TCB Intro Clips: TCB Is terrible! Watch EP #745 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Good morning, Brian. Yeah, good morning, Chatty Patty. Did you sleep well? No. No, I did not. That is horrible. May I suggest a nap later on today? Your schedule is free after recording episode number 733,422 of The Commercial Break with Chrissy. What day is it? The day is May 13th, 2031. It's another sunny day at the village's retirement resort and brothel. Yeah, I know. Alright, any messages?
Yes, one message. Would you like me to read it? Is it from a bill collector? No, it's from your wife, Astrid. Sure, why not? Let's start the morning off wrong. Your ex has said the following. Sorry, we will not be able to come see you this week. We are very busy with shopping and the fashion week. Please make sure to pay the cleaning bill for the yacht.
I am traveling to Italy and the boat is dirty. I hope you do not mind that I asked Ricardo, the pool guy, to join me on the trip. I know you don't want me to be lonely. Also, your daughter needs an iPhone 33. Call your mother.
and please grow up okay thanks for that chatty is there any good news yes brian the good news is today you are officially the oldest podcaster alive congrats on this accomplishment wow okay well that's just miserable all right come on chatty you're an advanced ai model there has to be something you can do to cheer me up Sure. I could make a song to start your day off right. Love that.
Let's do that. Your wish is my command, Brian Green, creator and co-host of the least successful podcast in all of podcasting. I have scanned the entire digital archives and all records related to TCB. I have created a song using only reviews from some of your most loyal and adoring fans. Would that cheer you up?
You created a song using only real reviews and comments from our fans? I like that idea, Chatty. All right, play that tune.
Just a guy who rants, not funny at all. The co-host is asleep, she's pretty dull. Why people like the show? Why are they on the charts? What's the bald guy talking about? I tell the lovers to the steps. T.C. Is this what we think is funny now? How do I turn it off? My ears are saying ow Stop laughing at yourself Are these two making sense? At least I didn't pay I am deaf in my defense
That is being kind What is this show about? It's offensive to my soul. Brian is a hack. These two aren't funny and so old. Why all the hype? How did this get made? So many episodes, none of which are great. TCB is terrible. Worst show you could do. TCB is terrible. Worst to you.
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