Florent Bernard
Appearances
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S10E07 - ¡ Ay, Dracula !
Not me, not me. Well no, you were like, hey you want to fuck me the ghost maybe?
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S10E07 - ¡ Ay, Dracula !
Oh, spooky! Control your hand. Imagine, I've been dead since the beginning. I'm going to do the podcast with Florent, but he's been dead for 10 years.
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I used to make horror movies when I was a teenager. I don't know if that... Because we, in fact, it's a running gag that we have. For a while. What do we care? I want to tell you.
FloodCast
S10E07 - ¡ Ay, Dracula !
If in the future of Evil Dead, in a few years, you see someone do... And in fact, it's very simple.
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S10E07 - ¡ Ay, Dracula !
I lower my head to scratch my tooth, I raise my head, in the mirror there is a guy behind me.
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When I was shooting small horror movies and I had made a horror movie where I wanted to do... You have to come out of it when Evil Dead comes out. Yes, so that I can create my own mythology. And I tried to make a satan star. So already for the joke... A pentacle. A painting. You made a star of David. The first one was a star of David. And I was like, no, that's not what I wanted to do.
FloodCast
S10E07 - ¡ Ay, Dracula !
Ah yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. We stop here the episode. It's over for us. We're at the top. So, hello and good evening and welcome to this new episode. A little bit particular because it's Halloween. Oh.
FloodCast
S10E07 - ¡ Ay, Dracula !
It's not the message I wanted. Especially with ketchup to make fake blood. No, no, it wasn't that. So I erase it. And I succeeded with an old drawing. Because at the time, I didn't have internet, my friends. I didn't have a phone. I was in the garden. So we go out with my friend. I think it's like that. And I left it.
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And I had a discussion with my mother who said, Florent, we saw that you had drawn a star of Satan. What's happening to you? And I said, no, but don't worry. In fact, I make horror movies. Because I was listening to metal, I was watching horror movies, I was a bit passionate about this world of violence. And so she was a bit scared.
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But me, when I was in first or second grade, I was doing role-playing games. And it was right during the time, or in the 90s, there was a whole paranoia about... Oh my, the young people who make role-playing games, they're satanists. And there were really... Because basically, there was... There was a kid who had stabbed his teacher.
FloodCast
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And basically, it turns out that he was playing role-playing games. But he didn't say, I'm a goblin!
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And suddenly, there was a whole thing. But in the United States, it was called Satanic Panic. There's a documentary called Paradise Lost that talks about that. It's a true crime thing that's terrifying because...
FloodCast
S10E07 - ¡ Ay, Dracula !
Every time, the teenagers... Every time, I was in it. But that's it. I watch Bowling for Columbine because I didn't know the Columbine thing. He loved this group, this group. My two favorite groups. He played Counter-Strike.
FloodCast
S10E07 - ¡ Ay, Dracula !
It's been a long time. No, it was literally me, unfortunately. A Swiss tourist was arrested in Eastern Europe under the influence of drugs after stealing a car with which he committed three excesses of speed and hit five cars. What the hell was he going to do in this mess? He was fleeing.
FloodCast
S10E07 - ¡ Ay, Dracula !
Ah, yes, that's true. He had the bad idea of taking her in the car. It's important. Maybe the white lady, if you take her in the car, it's good. But that's it.
FloodCast
S10E07 - ¡ Ay, Dracula !
I've heard this version. I've heard a version where, in the corner where she's dead, she says, wait, slow down. You slow down to prevent people from dying like her. And then, once you've taken the turn, she disappears. Too nice. Yes, but it evokes the accident, actually. In fact, if she screams, for me, it's a bit... You have an accident. You have a risk of an accident, yeah.
FloodCast
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She shakes her hands and says, there's no reason for you to die. So if she was like, watch out, with a little yellow vest. With a little yellow vest and a triangle. No, but she climbs in the car. You have to learn it in hitchhiking. Yes, but imagine the car is full. Ah, well, you're fucked. You say, we're not going to put it in the trunk. It's the white lady. A little respect. There, you die.
FloodCast
S10E07 - ¡ Ay, Dracula !
Oh sorry, do the door again. Oh yeah, I think it's a little angry cat. No, an angry cat. Can you call me an angry cat that opens a door?
FloodCast
S10E07 - ¡ Ay, Dracula !
It's hard. The drug is important in your story or not? Well, it can explain what he was looking for. So, that's what I was going to say. He wasn't fleeing something. He was going to look for something. Exactly. In Eastern Europe. Exactly. We'll see this problem again. There are clichés. Anyway, you can.
FloodCast
S10E07 - ¡ Ay, Dracula !
It's true that we have a story of Baba Yaga. It's not Baba Yaga. We can call it Baba Yaga, of course. It's the myth of the witch. It's not either. I had Cyril Hanouna, who we call Baba, but I had nothing behind, unfortunately. Oh, he can be scary sometimes.
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That's very spooky, you see, in real life. I don't see anything. So, he was looking for something. We are in Eastern Europe. Indeed, you were saying, let's not go into the clichés. Hostel, it's Eastern Europe. It's true, but Hostel is not an exorcism.
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It's good because when you take a voice, in addition to your broken voice, only the dolphins can hear you.
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Oui, très célèbre. Ah, ça a vraiment... Oui, ça a un lien avec l'Europe de l'Est. Un pays en particulier d'Europe de l'Est ? Ah, un pays en... Tchernobyl. Pas Tchernobyl.
FloodCast
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Not Vladimir Putin. No, the country already knows. Wait, we can find the country and already it's going to help us? You can, ah bah yes.
FloodCast
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Wait, because where he was arrested is not the country that will help you find the answer. He was arrested before. He wanted to go to Transylvania. Oh! And why then? To find Dracula and kill him. So... Transylvania is a region of Romania. That's it.
FloodCast
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And you can still find the answer more precisely because he was actually looking for Dracula, not to kill him. For him to bite him.
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S10E07 - ¡ Ay, Dracula !
I don't know if he was sick, the story doesn't say it. He wanted to be transformed into a vampire, but more than that... You wanted to take Dracula's place, to become the boss. Yeah, vampire instead of vampire. No, he thinks he's the little, little, little, little son... Yes, Adrien is whining, but it's spooky. The little, little, little son of Dracula.
FloodCast
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He says, in fact, Dracula... He says, it's my back... Well, he was under drugs, attention. But it's his back, back, back grandfather, Dracula, according to him. His little, little, little son. Exactly. While he was being escorted by police officers to their car, the Roman media heard him in a... Do you know who I am?
FloodCast
S10E07 - ¡ Ay, Dracula !
In the direction of the Romanian TV news, we hear the young man sobbing, saying in English, I wanted to go to the forest of Oyabaciu, Oyabaciu, sorry for our Romanian friends, in search of my great-great-great-grandfather, the Count Dracula, so that he could turn me into a vampire.
FloodCast
S10E07 - ¡ Ay, Dracula !
No, no, he hit cars, but... Ah, he didn't hit anyone. And why did he drive so fast? Because he was under drugs, a little crazy. A little crazy, yeah. When you say you're Dracula's little son, you're a little crazy, if I may say so. I had something to say, I forgot.
FloodCast
S10E07 - ¡ Ay, Dracula !
Could you go, because I know that Nathalie, at one time, you did little things like that. Did you find it? No, no, it's not very good. Go, go, go. No, but you made video concepts to scare you. I know you did the thing on Netflix. Ah, until dawn.
FloodCast
S10E07 - ¡ Ay, Dracula !
We felt it coming. She is no longer under contract. She bounces everything. She bounces everything, be careful.
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I had understood and I know that you had made scary stories. Do you like to be scared in things like that? Is it an experience that you could do again? Is it an experience that you liked? In this context, yes, entertainment is nice.
FloodCast
S10E07 - ¡ Ay, Dracula !
As usual, we are accompanied by two guests. Our first guest is an internet witch who reigns on Instagram, YouTube and Twitch with her grimoire of humor. Mistress of comic potions, she bewitches her subscribers. If she's scratching your hair on your head, it's so you can better cut them in her cursed hairdo salon. Yes, it's Mousse, it's Natalia Dzerzhko.
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Because you say you don't believe in spirits, but is it that tomorrow I tell you, listen Nathalie, I have a pure concept. We go to a house where there have really been strange stories. Maybe there have been murders, we don't know too much. We spend the night there.
FloodCast
S10E07 - ¡ Ay, Dracula !
So it's very interesting that you say that Sebastien Because I have a little game to offer you Wait, I just want to say my thing about vampires I had a great transition but it's terrible Sorry but we'll find another time I'll tell you later We know things about vampires Like they're afraid of the egg, the holy water They can't enter a house if they're not invited I don't know if you know that But there's something that makes me laugh a lot In some cultures
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People think that vampires are forced to count something if you turn it over in front of them. Adrien, look at the question I had planned in this Floodcast. Yeah, but it's not to kill them. It's not to kill them. Yes, but it was to bring... But go ahead. No, but basically, it's to say that if you get run over by a vampire, you turn over a bag of rice.
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And the vampire, he has to stop and count the grains. But it's so funny. It's hilarious. I can't kill!
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And in fact, you're in a village and you have to go bite people and you have to go knock on their door, but you have to convince them to let you in.
FloodCast
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That's it. But basically, the little twist is that the dialogues are managed by IA. So you can really say anything you want.
FloodCast
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Ah yes, okay. So the immersion is... The RP, the RP ! You can say, let me in, I want to shit, and they'll say, well, do it at home. There's no limit. It's the other thing with vampires, you have to be invited to enter a house. Not invited to shit, invited. Yes, but you can say it's to shit. And it works.
FloodCast
S10E07 - ¡ Ay, Dracula !
And it's also the whole drama of the clowns who write welcome, who totally destroy the... Ah, well, there, the vampires... There, the vampires, well, it's written on the clown, shut up or what ? So no, what I was saying, you may not have understood in your listeners, but in fact I had a question which was, can you list all the ways to get rid of a vampire? It was there where it was my transition.
FloodCast
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Kill vampires, but in any case it was written, and indeed les graineries, it's in Chinese stories, but even the fact of reversing things, it's something that we find in, it's myths of the Indian subcontinent, also on the witches, in any case the things a little malefic, knowing that a little in the same genre, there is... Wait, we can list them, we can play anyway, no ?
FloodCast
S10E07 - ¡ Ay, Dracula !
You can enjoy it, there's another one in the same genre that's very funny. Something that when a vampire sees it, he has to do it, otherwise he can't continue his journey. Okay, so... It's very hard. There's the foot in the heart. The princess can kill him, that's it. The light of the sun. No, there, it doesn't kill them, I think. It takes them away. It takes them... Ah, I don't know.
FloodCast
S10E07 - ¡ Ay, Dracula !
It comes from cinema, from Noseratu, it didn't exist before. The very funny thing is that people think it's garlic cloves, but at the base they are garlic flowers. It's in popular culture that it became cloves, because it's maybe a little more graphic, but before it was garlic flowers. Less graphic than flowers, I think. No, but goose, you have something a little more... Yeah, yeah, yeah.
FloodCast
S10E07 - ¡ Ay, Dracula !
It's easier to throw. Yeah, like, take that, vampire! If you throw a flower, it comes back to you. That's exactly it.
FloodCast
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No, but burn them, quite simply. Normally, vampires... Yes, you can burn them. Burn them, totally. There's also a very famous thing that you didn't mention... To kill vampires or to... To kill them, to kill them. To kill them, something to kill vampires.
FloodCast
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But at the base... It's very effective. Very effective. It works for a lot of creatures. Almost all of them, I think. No, wait, there's a thing where when you cut the... No, not at all. I'm confused. The cat, when you cut the head... It pushes back. It pushes back, okay. And it's spooky. Imagine.
FloodCast
S10E07 - ¡ Ay, Dracula !
Bah non, ils mangent pas, les vampires mangent pas. Les vampires ne mangent pas, à part du sang.
FloodCast
S10E07 - ¡ Ay, Dracula !
Mais oui, c'est vrai. Mais c'est pas dans ce que j'ai noté. Ah, ils sont en bad, hein. Ouais. Ils m'écrisent beaucoup, quoi. Il y a un film aussi. Ils sont peut-être juste de mauvais poil, quoi. Ils meurent pas, mais c'est juste... She has a dirty head when she doesn't eat the little one.
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I saw the movie with Nicolas Cage recently, Rainfield, and there's a bit of that, he gives him blood, animals and stuff. Yeah, he recovers and it puts Nicolas Cage in a dirty state. Ah, the poor thing. With what he endures. No, but you know. No, and then the crucifix, actually, there's the holy water. I said it! You said the obedient, sorry. I said it earlier when I... The mashed potatoes too.
FloodCast
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The mashed potatoes with garlic, of course. The mashed potatoes with garlic, he hates that. No, I have others. In fact, there are some that come from movies, that's very funny.
FloodCast
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Yes, yes, it's disgusting. And then, there are others, not to kill them, but very boring things that can slow him down. Maybe you can find it, a bit like the grain. So... It's something, he sees it, the vampire, he pursues you. You throw it to him, he goes, oh shit, well, I forgot to do it.
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It doesn't work with rice grains from the Balkans. They run, they stop, they do one, and they run again. It's all kinds of grains. It can be wheat, it can be anything. It can be glutinous rice, it can be rice. It's not just rice. It can be wheat, quinoa. Oh, hell. A pack of Choco Pops. Imagine I return a pack of Choco Pops. He counts them. Oh, okay, that's cool. Watch out, we say that.
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If you ever have a vampire, we didn't do very precise research. It's a bit like that. It's better to have a good cardio than to die.
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Ah, a knot. That's a good answer. Yeah, you put knots. If you see laces, he goes, oh no! So you still have laces on you? Well, not at the time. At the time of vampires, maybe a little less. No, we're calm. If you put shoes on a scratch, watch out. But that's why we can't see anymore, I think, because everyone has laces. That's it, that's it, exactly. What else do I have to kill them?
FloodCast
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The next episode. He imitated Omer Simpson a lot, Adrien. He imitated all the characters. Don't tease too much about the next episode. It's a real masterclass. Our second guest, watch out. is a metamorphic director. Two days, a discreet director who co-wrote and staged the film Vermin, available everywhere in VOD and in cinemas. If you're in Paris on October 31st, it's Halloween, it's spooky.
FloodCast
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No, but I think we've said pretty much everything. We're not bad. I thought it was the werewolves, the silver bullets. In some cultures, that's what I have there.
FloodCast
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But where does it all mix? It's a bit like that. Everything comes from the same thing. Because everything that cuts the head, I think it was the zombies. Which is the case too. But it comes from vampires. The immortals. Highlanders.
FloodCast
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Since the beginning ! You didn't do it very well. Give me your blood now. Give me your blood. Give me some cardboard. We're going to talk about haunted houses, we're going to talk about debunking. Because I'm going to give you unexplained stories about haunted houses. And in fact, in fact, every time, it's explained. There is a rational explanation.
FloodCast
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So we're going to talk about Maison Ante that we debunked, a solid house of stone located, and it's not a song, even if we say a little bit of a song in French. A solid house of stone that belonged to stone. By the way, we can say that we saw the reel of the guy who sings Brassens. He sings Jul in Brassens. Listen, it was very nice. We received him 1200 times and Adrien, like me, we didn't have
FloodCast
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I didn't get it. In fact, it's just for Georges Brassens, Foudnibar, I think. Yes, that's it. But there, you sent it a lot. We saw it. So, a solid stone house located in the village of La Roche. And I can say, you imitate him better than the guy who lives in the village of La Roche. Located in the village of La Roche, 15 km from Mandé. Wait, stone house of La Roche ? Oh, but yes.
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Already, it's spooky for me. Was the object in 2013 of paranormal phenomena. The family living in the house, the mayor and the gendarmes scratch their heads while observing a bursting bulb. Death. Well, they're like that, yes. When they got an idea, there was a bulb that appeared on it. While observing a bursting bulb, unexplained death of cats and upside-down fridge.
FloodCast
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No, no, it's... Basically, there was what we call a... telluric fault. I don't know what that means. Telluric is the energy that comes from the earth. Well, it was too strong and all the overloaded electrical outlets would be at the origin of the disorder, especially since all the overturned furniture was near the current arrivals which were burnt, black, you see.
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You'll see that if I told you, the answer would have come quite quickly.
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There wasn't a fucking electrician in the village who said, guys, frankly, I really like electricity. Yeah, I see, I see. Or a little ghost. It's really... It's the sockets. With the blackened sockets. The sockets are haunted. Et le chat est mort, comme on vous l'expliquait, il est mort électrocuté de toute évidence. Son corps est complètement rigide, électrocuté.
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Ah, there's an atmosphere in these boxes. I don't know if you remember, it was a very good jingle, it was Old El Paso. There's an atmosphere in these boxes. It's the situation. Of course, indeed. The Tévenec lighthouse, located in front of the tip of the Van, is a tower of 14 meters high, next to which we find a small empty housing.
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Yet we would hear the voice of the first guardian who would scream, It's the wind that enters the lighthouse.
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Cassez-vous ! C'est juste un mec qui se branlait en utilisant le ciri. Un fantôme qui avait énormément envie de baiser. Bien sûr. Le fantôme, il a la quéquette tendue. Non, c'est Rupert. Rupert. Ah oui. En Bretagne, visiblement. Elle a une meuf, je vais me branler dans le phare. C'est comme ça que vous le trouvez. Qu'est-ce que c'est ?
FloodCast
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But at nightfall and the nights of full moon, he turns into a huge square and violent rugbyman capable of hitting a kid who would beat him at Mario Kart. I'm lucky to share the daily life of this licking right now because we're working on the next part of the Evil Dead saga. It's Sebastian Manichek! Oh, I cut the music. Oh no. No, it's good. I'm what? I'm metamorphic? I went on a werewolf.
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But on the other hand, apparently we were hearing desperate calls from a hungry shipwreck. Yes, yes. More than 23 guardians were chained in this tower. So it's not really the sound of the wind, but indeed there is something. The infiltration of water, the tides. I was going to say, it's the waves that push air into gaps or things like that, isn't it?
FloodCast
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Indeed, in fact, it is the sound of the waves that would hit the... On the conduits, it makes resonances.
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No, there's Scatman. In addition, he's dead, so it works. R.I.P. R.I.P. In fact, they call it a natural siphon under the sea. It would be a kind of thing that is created under the lighthouse. 23 guys who are in a row, there's not one who thought about it ? Every time, it's like... The theory would be that it's also the extreme solitude of the guardians. You can't do that.
FloodCast
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It relates a bit to what Nathalie was saying, they feel alone, they're not in the mega good mood, and so... For a guardian of light, yeah, maybe, it's a mood. Once there are ten of them in a row, I think that from the 10th you say, well, if there are ten of them who have left, maybe in fact there are ghosts. You can also, it can play in your way. Send an investigator. Yes, but it's well paid.
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Yes, and if you're a lighthouse guard, if you can't go in the lights. Yes, that's it. If you don't like being alone, do another job. Hey, I see what you mean. I hate the lights and the solitude. Elle a perdu sa voix, mais pas ses bonnes blagues. C'est la sorcière. La sorcière du web. Sorcière 2.0. To Amnésville in Moselle. Amnésville. Hey, not bad. It's a dream, it's horrible.
FloodCast
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Amnésville, did they forget everything or what? Oh no. She loves it every time. Nathalie, it's crazy because she's starting to have this image of a woman who loves words, but it's the bottom of her heart. It's really something that makes her feel good. The path to her heart is paved with Calambo. In August 2014, a banal Amneville pavilion near Metz was found without a roof. It's in France?
FloodCast
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Yes, but I've been telling you it's in France since the beginning. And Coco Rico, I'm telling you. The women are on the ground, the lower table is broken, the chairs are upside down. And it was just the village of Sarloche that had lost to LoL. On the spot, the policemen watch themselves, incredulous, to the unexplained fall of a TV, while a neighbor receives a gifle of plastic flowers.
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Of what? Of plastic flowers. So it's a magnetic field. Because it looks like Florence Blastique, who is the neighbor.
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No, no, I didn't say plastic flowers. I said Florence, it's Florence Blastique, it's the boulangerie.
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Because Ferdinand Del had made the photo. I talk about it in all the flotsam. He had made the ad for olive oil.
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Of course, and in the last ones, there was the ghost of Fernandel who presented the olive oil with the real Michel Bougenat.
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A lycanthrope, yeah. Lycanthrope, but it's in Underworld where they call them lycans.
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And it was the real ghost. It was the real ghost. And so there was Fernandel who was talking to Michel Bougenat. Oh, that made me want to tell you. Prudent, the prosecutor of the Republic of Metz does not rule out an unexplained phenomenon after the deposit of a complaint against X for voluntary degradation. Policemen quickly discover the truth. What is the truth?
FloodCast
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Because they saw the TV fall in front of them and not... That's it. Wait, they saw the stuff fall in front of them ? Yeah. Ben, une secousse sismique ? Pas une secousse sismique.
FloodCast
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Donc oui, non, qu'est-ce qui s'est passé ? La maison est penchée. C'est le décor penché d'Arthur.
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C'est moi, c'est moi qui l'ai giflé avec une... J'ai pris une fleur, je l'ai giflé. L'apparition d'Issa Doumbia est alors expliquée. Nous sommes depuis le début dans le décor penché. Alors non, c'était pas le décor penché d'Arthur. Hum... So wait, it's still scary. They saw... Oh, nothing to do with it. You are aware that David Copperfield will soon make his last turn of Magic Ever.
FloodCast
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He wants to die on stage. No, he said, that's what he announced, but I can't wait to see. He said he's going to make the moon disappear. But not like, he makes a video and the moon disappears. He said... The whole world will see the moon disappear. He said, I'm going to do it. And everyone on Earth will see the moon disappear. There will be a lunar eclipse.
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In fact, the thing is that apparently... It would easily be debunked.
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But apparently, he has already shifted the date. Anyway, there is obviously something. But I'm curious to... Yeah, it's interesting. When you have the date, you tell us. If it's successful, it's impressive. If it's failed, it's hilarious. And there, where is the moon? There, there, it's still there. In any case, in Thailand, they still have it. Shit.
FloodCast
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He said he was going to do it twice, for the two hemispheres. Of course, of course. So I can't wait to see that. I can't wait to see that.
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Elon Musk, for me, who... He's from Mesh. He's from Mesh, for sure. So, yeah, but what's going on? In fact, you're looking for stuff... How do I say it? Isn't it just an animal that you can find? It's not an animal, but it's really even more normal than that. Not wind. Il y a un petit enfant.
FloodCast
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Alors, il y a un petit enfant. Ah, c'est lié à un... Qui habite là-dedans. Enfin, un petit orphelin. Ah, c'est un truc de vibration. Non. Il n'y a pas de vibration qui fait tomber les télés.
FloodCast
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Ben, c'est pas un prank, mais en fait, tout ça est juste faux. En fait, c'est juste la dame qui a menti. Ah oui, donc c'est... Et qui a créé ce truc. Parce que son fils a foutu le bordel. Alors, non, ce serait mieux que la télé. La télé qui tombe. How? With a fishing line.
FloodCast
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Chantal, the owner of the place, admits that she would have caused a nervous breakdown, made the furniture go crazy and even asked her 12-year-old cousin to play the ghost during the police visit. That's hilarious. Why? You see, I'm not lying, you hear the ghost, but there's a guy who goes I'm a ghost! The police were like They said, if he knows my name, imagine.
FloodCast
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To get paid. For fun. To attract the YouTubers who do the urbex in T. She dreamed of talking to the Grand JD. No, but I think it's for the insurance, to get paid. Yeah, voluntary degradation, that's it. She did, she degraded her chez elle to then actually have insurance, stuff, stuff. Maybe talk about her too, for the buzz, but it's for the buzz, Adrien. But so... And how did they debunk that?
FloodCast
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Well, they saw it. There was a trial and it didn't end well. Yes, well, maybe the cops, when they heard a 12-year-old kid do the ghost, they said, well, no.
FloodCast
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Maybe the most famous haunted place is in L'Héros, in Vaillocasse. In the cold nights of the Cévennes, Georges and Marguerite are woken up from November 1987 by deaf or dry knocks, the most often given between 23h and 1am. In your opinion ? Because there are gendarmes, parapsychologists, exercisers, magnetizers, even a television crew who came to try to understand.
FloodCast
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And really, every night, the noises continue during the winter and weaken in March. Avant de disparaître complètement.
FloodCast
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Alors, ce n'est pas un animal en hibernation, mais c'est pendant l'hiver. Et à votre avis, qu'est-ce que ça fait bien d'être ? Alors, est-ce que c'est un animal... L'eau qui gèle dans la tuyauterie ? So it's not the water that freezes in the pituitary gland, but it's linked to the water that freezes. Ah, it's not stalactites that fall?
FloodCast
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So it's not really that, but in fact it's very hard to find, he found the biggest. It's true that there is, a bit like the lighthouse, there is an underground river under the house, and since the winter is very cold, it freezes, and so it solidifies, cracks, breaks, and things happen under the house. And so the cracks that you found, it's just that.
FloodCast
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Not in the sense that I'm a genius, but in the sense of why it took so long for them. It's true. Well, they're big losers. Since 87, you say? Yeah. So it's been a lot of winter. No, I don't know if it's a recent news when they understood what the problem was. It turns out they found it in 89. It's the memes that investigate the little Gregory.
FloodCast
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And we have to have confidence in the police behind us. I'm telling you. Like by chance. Did you have fear of monsters when you were a child?
FloodCast
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Okay, okay. Me too. No, but me, it's... No, I was going to say oklophobia, but it's not that at all. But me too, I had that. And do you too? It's Joey and Phoebe. No, Friends.
FloodCast
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When you were afraid of the dark, did you close your eyes to be less afraid? Or not at all? Because I did that when I was little and I learned later that it was a common thing among people who are afraid of the dark.
FloodCast
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I think it's for a thing of... You have the impression of regaining control because you close your eyes, you say, well, yes, I don't see anything, but at the same time it's logical because I have my eyes closed and it's me who decides not to see. Visibly, Nathalie didn't do that, she just yelled at him. She yelled non-stop for a long time, without discontinuity. Listen, it's worth it today.
FloodCast
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Spider-Man ! C'est pas un film d'horreur, c'est pas normal. Ah oui ? Bien tenté. Non, mais c'est le surnom de Seb. C'est vrai.
FloodCast
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Yeah, she's far away. In the Vosges. Where did it hit? Where did it hit? I don't remember.
FloodCast
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But there must also be something like that. Yeah, you're sure you won't see anything. So, fear of obscurity, but fear that things attack you during obscurity, or it wasn't even that irrational. Just being in the dark made you freak out.
FloodCast
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Ah yeah It takes time Before to rationalize that That at least Someone will have it The para I don't know what Chandler and Monica Pareidoli It's the faces It's to see faces Ok It's not formulas now You saw all the culture of Adrien No but it's still something Little genius It's not It's not just a physique. You're HPI. You're a zebra, right? I don't know. It's not for me to say. Yes, yes.
FloodCast
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I remember that my mother tried to reassure me by saying, no, but look, you don't remember before your birth. I say, yes, it's disgusting too. It's terrifying. It doesn't reassure me at all. Where were you when Adolf Hitler invaded Poland? I don't know. And it's horrible. It's terrifying. Understanding that we were going to die was something... It's crazy.
FloodCast
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And a little ignorance of what causes heart attacks. It was irrational, it's for sure. But watch out, Nathalie, she says to put it down, she did that. And when she says hand, she means a handle.
FloodCast
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Human vanity. Yeah, it was the ignorance. What were you afraid of, Adrien? Speaking of monsters, I remember that it was my brother and I think my sister and cousin. They are all at least 6 years older than me, so I was really a kid. And he was watching the movie, I think it was The Return of the Living Dead, I think. Okay. And he told me, no, you can't watch it, you're too young and all.
FloodCast
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And so, I was playing a bit, trying to watch it and all. And he said, no, no, no, but don't watch it, don't watch it. I was really five, six years old. Oh yeah. No, maybe a little more. But yeah, very young, very young. The title, The Return of the Living Dead.
FloodCast
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And after a while, my brother said to me, do you want to see? He brought me and there was really a face of zombie, but in complete perfection in my memory. And I said, okay, it's good. And really, it traumatized me. I was making nightmares all night. But for me, that's a real thing. I think that, if you had seen the whole film, maybe you would have been less scared. Maybe.
FloodCast
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Alors, juste, je voulais dire aux auditeurs, aux auditrices, si ça vous énerve, là, coupez l'épisode, on va faire ça tout l'épisode. Il faut rage quitter. Surtout que j'ai prévu un floatcast un peu autour de l'Halloween, autour d'horreur. On va vraiment entendre les culs de Adrien pendant une heure et demie, quoi.
FloodCast
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Because I had that, my father, one day, it's the evening. Or if I had seen a real corpse. Yeah. That's what I was going to say. My father is two years old and he showed me a real corpse. I remember when I was little, I couldn't sleep and my father looked down and I saw Freddy. He was looking at a Freddy and I could only see the face of Freddy. So my father said, no, no, no, get back up there.
FloodCast
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I couldn't sleep and he said, well, you're forcing yourself. It was the education of my father. And in fact, I heard, because it was too bad for me, and I heard Freddy who was like... And with a girl screaming and stuff. Not at all deconstructed. Not at all, because that's what I was allowed to tell him the last morning. And to hear the music that is scary, the screams.
FloodCast
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And so I just had this horrible face of Freddy and the voice and the screams of the women who are screaming. And the negligence of your father too. It didn't play too much. It's a scream. It's a scream for the people.
FloodCast
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It's not a heavy chair that we push on the floor. That's why there are people who have raised their 4 ears.
FloodCast
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But all the way, even when he transforms, with this joke that is very well lived, where the big guy is a pig, and where there's Jacqui who has a head of a rat, the visuals are terrorizing.
FloodCast
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And at the end, don't worry, she dies of an arrow in her head. Yes, but there were too many things.
FloodCast
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Yeah, scary things, not scary movies, sometimes are more striking.
FloodCast
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Yes, the guignols, of course. I had already told you that we had received Antoine de Caune. When I told you, I was afraid of the character of Antoine de Caune. He played a guy named Didier Lambrouille. And he peed his blood, he broke everything.
FloodCast
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I don't remember, it's my mother who told me that. You were like, you were crying in front of the TV saying, he's going to come and kill us. He's going to come and beat us. So... We're talking about fear. And I have a little game for you. I think... It's just that I met Antoine Decaune on the Hot Ones shoot. And I saw that he wasn't putting me back at all.
FloodCast
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No, but for example, I want to tell you this story of Rebecca, Rupert and Catherine, who have a rather particular relationship, in your opinion, in which is she rather unusual? Wait, they have the same family name, you said? They don't have the same family name, but the three names are Rebecca, Rupert and Catherine, and they are not witches. Knowing that there is Rupert, who is a boy.
FloodCast
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You're a liar. So I have a little easy game that we always like and that goes well with the theme of fear. I'm going to give you names of phobias. And you have to find out what they are. I know you know a few of them. For example, if I tell you the banana phobia, it's very simple. Well, it's Didier Lambouille, precisely. That's it, it's the fear of the banana.
FloodCast
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Do you know which star is afraid of the banana? Because he had a banana. That's good.
FloodCast
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Well, we won't be able to see Frankie. Yeah, yeah. Uh... No, fuck, it means something. A singer who's afraid of French bananas ? It's not... Lio ! Not Lio, but it starts with an L. Oh, yeah, I got it. Banana split, yeah. It starts with an L. Laurie. Not Laurie. But it's... Link. Lame. Not Lame. Larousse. In any case, there's... Ah, the references.
FloodCast
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Leslie! That's how they came up with it. Wait, you're also afraid of bananas? Come on, let's do a group. They didn't make a single song on it. Leslie, no. No, not Leslie. Recent, contemporary?
FloodCast
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Are there still songs coming out? Ah, full, full. Ah, well, Luan. Luan, exactly. Luan is afraid of bananas. It rhymes, so it's true. Yeah, so it's true. Anyway, that's the real thing.
FloodCast
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It's a rule. L'acoustophobie. Les commandants custos. Les commandants custos. But they're too loud. Yeah, the noise. The fear of noise. The chronometrophobia. When there's no battery in his watch. It's related to time, but it's not the fear of time that passes. Not the time that stops. It's more earth-to-earth than that. The fear of the nostalgic. Not of a watch that stopped. It's an object.
FloodCast
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How old are they? So I don't have all the information. No, no, they are adults. Who do satanism. So they are not satanists. Wait, is there one or two or three who are dead? Very good question, Adrien Meillet. One of them is dead. One of the three. They want to bring him back to life. Rupert is dead. They are both married to a dead guy. So it's not exactly that, but you're not far.
FloodCast
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It's just the cat in Shrek. He had six accents. There, he's more in the southwest, a little there.
FloodCast
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I don't know, actually. The future will tell us. So you have a title, I think. You who wanted to get out of the poop, pass it to my brother. Why not?
FloodCast
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Wait, is it E-N or A-N? A-N. A-N, yes. It's E-N, the insects. Of all the people who are called Anthony. No. So wait, Anto... No, the opposite of... Wait, because Anto is... Ante. No, Ante is... Ante, A-N-T-E, it's the opposite, yes. Of the conflict? No. Because, you know, Anto is like Anthony, but that means the opposite. Of course.
FloodCast
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So Anto... Anto... It's kind of... Of the fights, of the violence ? Non, je vais vous le donner, j'en ai beaucoup, vous inquiétez pas. C'est la peur des fleurs, tout simplement.
FloodCast
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C'est pour ça que je me suis perdu. Tu vois, cette route sur laquelle j'étais engagé, il y a une falaise au bout, et tu vas tomber. On est censé aller à Nice, t'as pris la route de Bordeaux, je me permets. La xantophobie. Ce n'est pas la peur des xantias. Oui, évidemment. Xantophobie. Ah, des extraterrestres ? Non. Attends, xanto... Ah, it's from Xanthony Cavanaugh, maybe.
FloodCast
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If we had done Greek... Yeah, Xantho, it's... It's... It's a color.
FloodCast
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Ah, the purple. No. Why did we say... The green. Not the green. The orange. Oh, no. The green.
FloodCast
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The blue. It's a bit like the peut-être of Antoine de Cône. Peut-être. Peut-être. No, red, red.
FloodCast
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Yellow. Yellow. I don't remember what I said. The fear of yellow. The fear of yellow.
FloodCast
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Okay. We can put that in Yvel Den. It's noted. There, we created a character who is xenophobic. He's afraid of yellow.
FloodCast
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Je commence à avoir envie de faire un t-shirt avec ce personnage. La butyrophobie. Les abeilles. Non. Butyrophobie. Attention, ça commence à devenir, sans vouloir shamer, absolument n'importe quoi, bien sûr.
FloodCast
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For me, Nathalie who hates these jokes is my favorite. When she makes these... I want to see a comedian on stage who does that. I hate myself. I can't look at myself in the mirror in the morning.
FloodCast
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It's just ass shots. We're a little in there. Ass shots with... Ah, it's a ghost who fucked the two of them? So no, it's not... No. No, but it's much less disgusting than what I had in mind.
FloodCast
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C'est un insect ? C'est pas un insect. Un animal ? Le butyrophobie. La butyrophobie. C'est un animal ? Pas un animal. C'est quelque chose qui se mange.
FloodCast
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Le beurre. Ah putain. Peur du beurre. Peur du beurre. Peur du beurre. C'est la nouvelle marque. Peur du beurre.
FloodCast
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Fear of mycelium. It's his biopic. There are two schools. There are those who are fear of where and therefore fear of mycelium. So the nuptaphobia.
FloodCast
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When it's not night. No. The nuptaphobia. Nupta ? Anupta. C'est L apostrophe anuptaphobie. Oui, mais A, c'est privatif, donc nupta, ça doit vouloir dire quelque chose, et c'est l'absence d'un truc. Putain, il est... Mais nupta... Il est loin d'être con, hein ! Des étoiles. Nupta... He didn't even answer your question. You said star, he did... It doesn't even deserve an answer.
FloodCast
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I hesitated to tell this anecdote where I had posted an excerpt of a sketch that I had written that was very, very stupid. And someone had answered me, I had said, it's a shame that I'm called an author when I write this kind of stuff. And the guy said, you're not half of an author. Except that since I don't have any culture, I thought that saying you're not half of an author meant you're not one.
FloodCast
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Except that the guy said, no, well, you're one. It was me who told you that. And it was him who said it, because... Why did you attack him? You attacked him, right? Because I had answered, by talking about something he had done, by saying... Yes, but you did this shit, so you have nothing to say. Yes, but in fact, the thing is that you sent me the tweet of the guy.
FloodCast
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We said, look at this big asshole and everything. And I told you, but there, he makes you a compliment. And you said, too late, I insulted him. I went to beat him up. A perfect idiot of the village. That's all I am.
FloodCast
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No, no, I'm close to the guy, I knew him, so it's okay. But here, a good moron. So, anuptaphobia. Anupta, anupta... Ah, of celibacy. Ah yes, he's strong!
FloodCast
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The fear of being single. Exactly. And what does that mean, damn it?
FloodCast
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Yes, but after... Everyone finds their own way. But phobia doesn't necessarily mean... That's it, that's it. Honey, I'm begging you.
FloodCast
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No, very good idea. It's kind of a first idea. I understand that it came to mind.
FloodCast
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Especially not. The geniophobia. The fear of me? Okay, we forget everything that has to do with geniuses, okay. The geniophobia. Yeah.
FloodCast
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No. The knees? Not the knees. No, the fear of the knees is the geniophobia. You see, it's not far, but it's the geniophobia. The joints? Not the joints. That said, you see, we have fun with the phobias of things. The knees, for example, I don't like... No, but we laugh, what? I humiliate them as much as I can. I don't like to be touched on the knees, me, for example. Oh yeah? Yeah.
FloodCast
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Post-mortem, did they have a child of him because he had given his sperm? Oh my god, you're in some crazy scenarios.
FloodCast
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I don't know where I am at this point. I don't know if it's spooky or... He's missing the vampire, but... Yeah, yeah. It was a bit... For me, it's the vampire. He's a bit there. Fernandelle, it's also the vampire. He was with us. I really like the Friday shows. Because there are all the weeks that have passed, and I really like them a lot.
FloodCast
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It's great. It's good. Okay, okay, okay. Wait, wait. Genius... Fingers? No, it's the face. Genius...
FloodCast
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He said, ah, Sébastien and Florent, they did something. Qu'est-ce qui se passe ? Ils imitent Fernandel. Qu'est-ce qui est en train de se passer ?
FloodCast
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I think we had it. We had something like that. No, it's a bit more down-to-earth. You're going to be a bit disgusted. They killed him. No, no. With their own hands. I'm not part of... So that's a real debate, by the way. I love horror movies and everything, but all the killer stuff in Syria, it hurts me a bit, for example. When it's potentially true, you mean ? Yes, true crime, things like that.
FloodCast
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J'ai imité des trucs. La peur de Scatman. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. What do you want? Apopatodia was a phobia. I'm trying to identify the prefixes. It's very broadcast. So, we're around. No. I don't know anyone who has this phobia. Very seriously, I allow myself a little nuance. Excuse me. Excuse me, I turned off my pipe. I'm not crazy.
FloodCast
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It's in Polly and Me. If you haven't seen the movie Polly and Me, excellent movie for romantic comedy. And it's Philip Seymour Hoffman who says, I just sharted.
FloodCast
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It's not this... In the movie, they say pêché, but I think it doesn't work. No, we kill shit.
FloodCast
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Alors ça, c'est une peur que beaucoup de gens ont, effectivement, mais c'est pas ça. Mais ça, c'était le truc qui m'avait surpris.
FloodCast
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Euh, redit, pour voir le truc. Bien sûr. Ah bah, facilité en plus. La popatodiafulotat... Non, j'ai raté. La popatodiafulatophobie. Fear of being constipated. Very good answer. He closed his eyes while saying it's unbearable. He was linked to the cosmos at the time of this answer. You can't blame him. No, I don't know. In fact, I really thought Drager. The Fu there, I thought it was Drager Fuca.
FloodCast
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And maybe it's linked. It's bingo after. Unzeb, you're right. I don't know. The nomophobia. Unzeb to find the fear of being constipated. The nomophobia. Ah !
FloodCast
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No, but it's a phobia that couldn't exist before, for example, the 2000s. A little hint that I give you, Nathalie. No, but it's true. Look, you see.
FloodCast
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Because he has a canette in his hand. I'm a little like that too. Ah, I received a little, I have to read it dry. I tell you, a little.
FloodCast
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You have them, you have them. I had asked a specialist, like, and I don't understand because it's written, complementary, mandatory retirement. So, is it complementary or mandatory? Yes. It's both.
FloodCast
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For example, people who dress up as Jeffrey Dahmer, I find that terrifying. Yes, but making serial killers ultra sexy, it becomes problematic. I went to see Bill Burr yesterday in a show, and he has a joke about it, where he says, why on Netflix, they make serial killers so beautiful? Because if you look at Jeffrey Dahmer, he's not that beautiful.
FloodCast
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And it's really... But unfortunately, it's the paradise for people who are bad at administrating. Because it's just, there's a link, you click and you have to pay. The ease. Me, I... So the others, they say, you have to put together all your justifications. I don't know. I'm waiting for someone to hit me at home. I don't understand. So, what is nomophobia?
FloodCast
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It's not the tactile devices, but it's something tactile. What did you think of?
FloodCast
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Yes. Oh, a witch. Well, let's imagine, sorry, that this witch comes in with a cat in a creaking door, for example. What would that be like? Hey, calm down, Goulominez. Not bad. Listen, not bad. I propose we stop the episode on that. I close the games. I mean, we could do a broadcast, tell a story, spooky. Yeah, but we would have to write it.
FloodCast
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Neither you nor I have the time. I have the time, there. I don't have the time.
FloodCast
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Oh, but no, she knows everything, you. No, but there, we create the characters and then we do the broadcast with the vampire. Come on. We'll see how he takes the vampire. I'm kidding. J'y crois, je te rappelle que Paquito a pris la parodie du Joker contre toute attente. Où t'avais la voix cassée, rappelons-le. T'avais la voix complètement brisée.
FloodCast
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La nomophobie, t'étais vraiment pas loin Nathalie, c'est dommage. Ça a un rapport avec la technologie ? C'est la peur d'être séparé de son téléphone portable. Je l'ai. Genre ça te ferait peur ? Non. Non mais y'a... Non, non, ça me fait pas peur. C'est ton fils ta bataille, cela dit. Oui, bien sûr. Alors, vous connaissez les loups-garous ? Bien sûr.
FloodCast
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Est-ce que vous savez ce que veut dire le mot « garou » ? Ah bah tiens. Ah, tu vois ? J'étais pas peu fier de celle-là. Ah, putain. Ce qui veut dire que quand vous le saurez, vous saurez la signification du prénom du chanteur. Alors, attends, on peut deviner.
FloodCast
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It's not monstrous, but it comes from... It's not from Latin, but it comes from the ancient... No, but wait.
FloodCast
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Does it go in the direction of the answer he says? Or not at all?
FloodCast
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So, in fact... You approach it in a certain way, but I don't know how to answer your question. It's always a bit boring. A werewolf, does it mean a monster? No, but it means something monstrous.
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He's beautiful for a serial killer, but he's not that beautiful for a serial killer. I know a few of them, they're disgusting. Yeah, most of the time, serial killers are ugly. Ah, not all. Ted Bundy was kind of the handsome guy of the serial killers. And you also had, what's his name? Emil Louis, not bad. Menendez, I think. Les Frères, they're on Netflix right now.
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In fact, it's funny because you're not a wolf. It's cultural appropriation for me. You're just wolves. Does it mean, I don't know, spirit? No. The answer is a bit... Spooky. Malefic.
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No, but in fact, it's going to... Ah, it doesn't mean killer? No. Or assassin?
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No, it doesn't mean assassin. Very aggressive, very mean? No. Very mean? No. Not cute at all? No, but it creates... It's a big hint I'm giving you, but when you know what Garou means... It's a bit like the word wolf-garou. It becomes a bit nonsense to say wolf-garou. It must mean... Affectionate.
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Which is very cute. That's the very good answer. No, garou means wolf-garou. So the word garou, at the base, is to talk about wolf-men. Ah, but that's a name. It's a bit of a pleonasm.
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Garou is a French word, right? It comes from ancient French. You know, it's like in English when you say pin number. In fact, you see what the pin is? In fact, the N of pin means number. So when we say pin number, we repeat the thing, but it's a name. It's like when you say ATM machine, etc.
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Because you call yourself Charlie and I call myself Lulu, I mean. Of course. So it means loo-garoo, om-loo. So when we say loo-garoo, in fact, we say... Wolf, wolf-man, wolf-wolf-garou, that's it. I like it a lot. So if I tell you Halloween and I tell you 1.6 billion euros spent each year in the United States, in your opinion... The decor. Not the decor, what I'm talking about. The bonbons.
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Et là, petite question comme ça, quel est vos bonbons préférés ? C'est quoi vos bonbons ? Mais je trompe !
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No, normal stumps, you. Soft. That's it. But that's pretty crazy. It's the only ones that we succeed. I was going to say, I was going to say, I was going to say.
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No, but to be multicasquette a little. It's the only character in a comic book that is a moment too. Bah oui, il n'y en a pas d'autres de trucs de pop culture qui sont devenus des bonbons que tu peux bouffer quand même Ah ouais ? Ah non mais croise les bras parce qu'il a envie de me tester Ah il y a Steph le faux plat
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It's in 3K, it's like Garfield. It's really... There's too much going on. Next merch of Floodcast. Floodcast presents Steph Le Faux-Plat. It's like the Bigard comics or Caméra Café. I'll do it, I'll do it.
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So yeah, the schtroumpfs. The schtroumpfs are very appreciated, I know. I don't eat too much candy. I'm very close to your Gada for me.
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They changed it because there's a little one who's dead. The Kinder now, there's a little one like the water bottles.
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They said, well, we're going to stop. Adrien, what's your favorite candy? Now that you're vegan, there's a lot of pork gelatin. Yes, but for example, the... Damn, what's it called? The cremas, the cremas. Ah yes, the classic ones.
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Yeah, I think they're vegan now. There's no more gelatin. Not bad. There's a lot of them. But I like the Scooby-Doo. Oh, there you go.
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They're good. And I like the Philitube too. What are filetubbies? I don't know. Filetubbies are pink tubes. Ah yes I see! With stuff in there. That's it. But there are no kippiks? I feel like there are some. Ah yes, those kippiks are the flat rainbow stuff. Yes, that's the flexi-fizz. Yeah, that's it. And it's just the names of rappers not from the 90s. I'm with flexi-tubbies.
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It's funny. And a little tip for vegans who want to eat... A little tip who are also candy, by the way. Who are also not a crazy rapper. No, for vegans who want to eat Frestagada, well, candy that looks like Frestagada. Eat strawberries directly. Or bananas, there. In hyper-cachère stores, there are imitations of Frestagada and banana candy that are vegan. Okay.
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I think she's in it. It seems that they are precisely, there is a trend where they are really glamorous.
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Louane won't be able to eat them, but for the rest... For the strawberries, yes. She will, of course. But welcome.
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Of course not. I have one last question and then we'll move on to the recommendations.
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I can try to do two. I'll do two. I'll do two. But I have one that can be a little long, but that can make us talk a little about cinema. It can be something. It can be excellent.
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Samuel Lestet is a Belgian psychiatrist who recruited 10 of his fellow experts and together they undertook to analyze more than 400 films released between 1915 and 2010 to analyze the behavior of each villain and discover which one of them is the most realistic in his behavior as a psychopath. Hannibal Lecter.
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So it's not Hannibal Lecter, knowing that the answer is not someone interviewed by Guillaume Pley, I just wanted to say that. And in your opinion, who is the most credible psychopath? It's very interesting. Oh, so you pee on kids. It's not Hannibal Lecter.
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Hannibal Lecter, I even have a little sentence from the research that says that he has too many psychopathic things mixed up to make it credible. He likes to manipulate, but at the same time, being a cannibal, it's not really that. There's something that apparently doesn't match.
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Alors, vous êtes pas loin. J'ai envie de vous donner la réponse. Je sais que c'est un peu rapide, mais je vais vous dire un petit indice. Le fantôme et une des meufs sont en couple et malheureusement... Ah, le fantôme a trompé ? Alors, c'est pas ça, mais pas loin.
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Cormac McCarthy also wrote La Route, right? Yeah, La Route too. Dude, when you read his books, you're like, fuck, you're in deep shit! I want to die. Oh my god, but let's do the news together, it kills!
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So, the bad guy from No Country for All Men, who, according to the team, is the definition of the classic psychopath for Anton Scherzgerl, murder is the most normal thing in the world, he has no problem killing anyone he meets, and he is effectively resistant to any form of human emotion. So that's what it looks like. So you found the number one, so there are others.
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The number two, I don't think you would find it, it's the child killer in M. Le Maudit. The third is Henri in Portrait of a Serial Killer. In the song, the singer of Balabouane. Balabouane, who is a pure psychopath. Everywhere in the street, I want people to talk about me.
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Do you want us to talk about you? And the last two are women, and you can find them because it's pop culture. Misery. Fifth, Annie Wilkes. Wilkes? Wiskas. Wiskas. I'm hungry! You even have a book?
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I'm at the same level as you, so I hurt myself. I was waiting for the croquettes to fall on the floor. Shit! And the fourth one, in the 90s, a famous psychopath from the 90s. In Natural Born Killer? No, not Juliette Lewis. In a film that's embarrassing to watch with someone from her family.
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What's your favorite villain from the CMA? I loved Freddy Krueger. I often come back to Freddy Krueger saying that he's the ultimate monster. He's creative in his ways of killing. He's creative and he's in your nightmares. You can't do anything.
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They're in a lethargic state and they always end up sleeping. I thought that was great.
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Commode, he's just a bit hard to mount, it took two for him, so that's annoying. He was called Commodus, but... Ah, but he's not Commode!
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Wait, the girl cheated on the ghost with... They're in free union ! Exactly, and so they became, and you're both right... A couple ! Not really a couple, because the second girl... They're polyamorous ! That's it, the girl is polyamorous with a ghost and a guy, because the second girl isn't especially in love with the ghost !
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En plus, j'ai hâte qu'on fasse quand même le teuf de fin d'année, parce qu'il y a le 2 qui est sorti, où il chante.
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He sings Don't Leave Me in English and then he sings it in French. There are a lot of songs in Joker 2. It sings a lot. Really? Because I was told not so much. Well, it's not a musical comedy either, but it sings a lot.
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It's true, I sing a lot. No, it's not... Anyway, it's bad, it seems. They talk about mum spaghetti, they reverse it, and now Dracula is like... They don't separate.
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And be careful, don't cut them. No, but because, be careful. You shouldn't put the olive in the other, otherwise it's useless.
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You shouldn't cut the pasta. We do what we want, in fact. That's it, quite simply.
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And you? How? I addressed you. And you? Let go of my throat, actually. Did you say it, Nathalie? Yes, I said it. But I'm a bit like you, it's Freddy. But I'm looking, I admit that I... But after the collective madness too, like Midsommar.
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It will be 5 out of 5. Midsommar was the most... It's very disturbing. Strange in my life. It's weird. In fact, it also lasts 2h40. Or 2h30. It's long. Yes, it makes you feel sick. That's it.
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I went to see Terrifier 3, which has nothing to do with it, but I went to the cinema to see it and basically it's a movie with a killer clown, but it's very very very violent, but it's not scary at all, it's just violence. But it's less scary because apparently it's a child who's killed, right?
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So, in a relationship in real life with Catherine, Rebecca Carmichael is also in a relationship with Rupert, who is the ghost. So, not any ghost, it's the ghost of a soldier who lived in the 1700s. Of course.
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There are children who are killed off-screen, but nothing bad. But there are really very graphic things. He kills a couple in a shower at one point. And so the guy cuts his arms, legs, stuff. And then, when he's on the floor on his stomach, he puts the truncheon in his ass. And he goes up to the neck. And basically, you really see the body separated in two. That's Garfield 2, the film.
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With the voice of Garfield. I was going to say Coen. No, no, it's really... It's Terrifier 3. It's the horror movie... Okay, okay, okay. Which will reach its 500,000 views. Yeah, which is great.
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But it's not... It's pretty... For me, in any case, it makes me... Unfortunately, nothing at all. No, but it's really great. And so, it's crado, but it's not... Listen friends, it's almost the end of this podcast and as usual, we're going to do some cultural recommendations. Something that wasn't planned at all. And why not some cultural recommendations? Maybe Halloween?
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When you sub it, someone dies. No, not at all. Someone dies randomly on Earth. No, but I know that I follow you on Letterboxd, Nathalie, and you watch a lot of horror movies, really.
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We have his testimony because... This is where I would still like to salute Rupert the ghost, because for a guy who lived in the 1700s... He's lower than us. Yeah, but... And he's quite open about the new fashion and customs, the new love concepts. Usually, when it comes to kissing, the guys are very... I've always been very open. He's not jealous. Yeah, but a guy from 1700, not jealous, cool.
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Okay. Magnifique. Mais je vois, oui, que t'as vu The First Omen, que t'as l'air d'avoir bien aimé. Je suis sûr que ça en est en box, je vous le dis.
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Moi aussi, je l'ai metté dans l'avion. Il n'y a plus de jeu de mots. The First Omer. Non, il y avait Homer Simpson.
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Thank you. Anyway, the king had 5 stars, Sébastien. Chez Tan ! Chez Tan, yes !
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The king has 5 stars. No, 4 at the beginning. I had 5 and I didn't ask anything, it made me happy.
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Of course. Ah, too good. I saw that you were doing Last of Us too, at the moment.
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Of Manu Larsonnet? Ah no, yes, La Route. Yes, that's it. It's beautiful. It's very, very beautiful. It's still...
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He made his comic for which he became... Blast. There was this one, but even before this one, there was The Ordinary Life. The Ordinary Combat. The Ordinary Combat. The Ordinary Combat. The Ordinary Combat. The Ordinary Combat. The Ordinary Combat. The Ordinary Combat. The Ordinary Combat. The Ordinary Combat. The way they reinvent themselves is crazy. And their road adaptation is incredible.
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Black and White is an art that I find to be beautifully mastered.
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I lost my voice, but not my jokes. In his pointy hat, she made a joke appear.
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It's really strong and it's really annoying. She is the director and screenwriter, she did everything. Coralie Farja. She did a movie called Revenge, which was really good too, a bit of an action movie. Revenge, as its title suggests, of a girl who takes revenge on her aggressors. And The Substance with Demi Moore. And I always forget the name of the second act. Margaret something.
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Yeah, I'm going to find her again. She's a great actress. In addition, Margaret Calley. Or Quelly, I don't know. Who was in... Who was in Cain of Canaes. Who was in... Once upon a time in Hollywood. Once upon a time in Hollywood. Poor creature. And who was in the KENZO commercial where she danced. Yeah, yeah. Who did... Ah, exactly, well done.
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And she's a great actress too, and the binom works so well, and it's a great film.
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No. Oh, olive oil! It's very weird, but we do that at the end of the film. No, but yes, it's incredible, the film. It cuts a lot of things at home. And at the same time, it's a bit funny too, sometimes. There are a lot of things. In any case, it's very assumed. It goes where we want it to go. And you have to say nothing about the story and everything, because it's already a bit ruined.
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I think, in any case. You have to go there and say, it's going to be a crazy experience.
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Yeah, you have to go there and say, I'm going to live a bit of a crazy cinema experience. Yeah, exactly. After that, it's a bit hardcore and everything.
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The little bell. Of course, very, very strong. As for me, I will recommend you a series of podcasts by Jérôme Lachasse, who works for BFM TV. He's been doing that for a few years now. He's been doing podcasts on French comedy and articles. He does both in a binomial way.
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And he's so focused on cult movies, like Père Noël est une ordure, Les Sous Doués, etc., that he's focused on films that are a bit like your plans. He did that on Bad Buzz by Éric Quentin. He did that on... It's planted, that. Yeah. On the baltringue, on lots of movies like that. So it's always interesting, both the failures and the successes.
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And he interviews the people who come to talk, who come back on the thing. I think on Bad Buzz, it's the director, the screenwriter who comes back on the thing, etc. And so it's both in article and in podcast. And it's super interesting. And there, I know that... So I haven't listened yet, because when you listen to this podcast, the new season will start.
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Spooky ! I forgot, I cut the music. On their unconventional relationship, the couple formed by Rebecca and Catherine is also entrusted to the Mirror newspaper. Rebecca is a professional spirit guide. Ah yeah, she's a pro, okay. So we know it's true. So don't worry, we're going to talk a little bit about his nature in this episode. Adrien believes in everything, know that. We know him, we know him.
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of this thing I don't remember his name I'm sorry but you type BFM Comédie Française or Jérôme Lachasse Comédie Française and you'll find and there on this season there are a lot of very cool films because he's going to do the prequel when they did the prequel with young actors Les Onze Commandements, Quasimodo del Paris, Babysitting, Hollywood, Radin, Si j'étais un homme de Red and Black Les Onze Commandements, that's wrong
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No, because it's not just plantations, it's also occult movies. Baby-sitting, for example, you had Cartonnet.
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No, but he does both. That's what's super interesting. Or Delphine 1, Yvan Zero, we talked about it not so long ago, by Dominique Ferroggia, written by Aznavicius. So, that's it. It's really good. It's always ultra-interesting. I'm always fascinated by the backstage of movies and that they make as many successes as failures. It's super interesting.
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So, I advise you to listen to his podcasts or to read the articles. That's too good. If you're not very podcast, you can read on the site and vice versa. So, it's very, very cool. Adrien ? Meniel. I'm going to do a recap that's not very original because everyone talks about it and all that, but... DJ Mehdi, of course. No, it's a bit like DJ Mehdi now, but it's Les Loups-Garous.
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And not the Netflix movie, because they're still not lucky. The same, almost the same thing, you have the series of Les Loups-Garous on Panayotis and Farid's channel, and the film Les Loups-Garous with Dubosc and Jean Reno.
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But no, yeah, the werewolves, although I don't like to play with werewolves too much, but it's true that watching it, it's really too good. And even the stuff where I was like, oh, is that going to work? Like, I say it, Mr. Vianvoixoff, I was like, oh, will I be able to get in there? While it's the voice of the life, there's a bit of a... And then he makes jokes.
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He makes jokes and then I know him and everything. So is that going to get me out of the thing? No, it works very well. It's very well told. Yes, right away, you make theories. You say, ah, but he said that. And then there's also... Yes, no, go ahead. No, it's just that I have a question, going in that direction. Do you know the identities or not? Because I haven't seen an episode yet.
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In fact, they reveal little by little. There, I looked at it, I don't know anymore. In fact, they reveal little by little. They say, this person is a villager, this person is a werewolf. They leave you just with these information there for a while. Then after, they tell you, and this one is also this role, etc.
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Because it's true that if you look at it without knowing anything, it's not very interesting. If you look at it knowing everything, it's boring too. So they manage that well, the information they give you and everything. It's funny that you say that because I talked about it to my partner who works a bit with Squeezie, McFlake, etc.
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And I told him about the imposters, because there, recently, in the imposters, there was one of the imposters, I knew him, it was Griffo who does the special tests. And in fact, seeing a bunch of imposters knowing who the imposter is, it completely changed the way I looked at the imposters of Squeezie.
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And I said, well, I didn't tell her, she probably won't listen to me, but I didn't tell her, ah, it would be cool, maybe to change the formula a bit, at one point, you know who the imposter is and you see... les invités galérés parce que ça c'est très marrant à voir aussi.
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Quand tu vois un Shabba qui est sur de lui en disant non mais lui c'est sûr il est machin et que toi tu sais que non, ça change un peu la dynamique et c'est assez marrant à voir. Donc si tu sais un peu ça c'est cool dans les trucs des loups-garous.
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C'est ça. Les garous d'ailleurs, on dit plus les loups-garous. On dit les garous. Ils vont changer je crois. Donc c'est sur Canal+. C'est à raison de deux épisodes tous les vendredis. C'est ça, tout n'est pas dispo encore. Ce qui est terrible. Mais... Ah, you don't like it?
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I like it now that the series are... No, now that I know it, it's okay, but the last time I said to myself, oh, I'm going to settle down, I'm going to watch a little Loup-Garou. No, not at all, it's next week. I was a little frustrated at the time. Ah, because there are a few teams, and I like it now that there is no longer all the people who binge-watched before. Well, some still do, by the way.
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But now, I'm watching Le Pingouin, and I like to have my episode all week.
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He's 8% and he's not going to try to debunk it. No, not at all. No, but now it's spooky season. And she's pro, she's pro, she's pro. So it's square. So, indeed, with Rupert, who is still over 300 years old. Rebecca had been followed to her home by a ghost shortly after this nocturnal meeting of the young woman.
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We're sick at this moment, Nathalie. We have time to make little... Little forms. Okay, too good. Well, great, friends. It's the end of this episode. Ciao! What? No, I said ciao. Stop. There's always a little sound on the table.
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Sebastian Vanicek, Vermin, in VOD, absolutely everywhere. He's going to be on Netflix in not so long. He's coming on March on Netflix.
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For Halloween, I don't know if you noticed. Spooky! Spooky! Spooky! Spooky! Spooky! Spooky! Spooky! Spooky! And then it goes for Evil Dead. Evil Dead, that's what we're writing. We're not going to talk too much about it, but it's written. It's written, it's happening, and we're very happy. Natalia Dzereshko. Twitch. I kiss my nachos. Of course, the nachos of Twitch, of course. Oh, the nachos.
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On Twitch, yes. And yes, I saw you at the cinema recently. She has a role in the Challenger, we talked about it last week.
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You're very chic in this movie. When I saw you, I saw the look, I said, she's chic, the Natoshe. Je l'ai dit comme ça J'ai les lolos bien remontés Les bouffes Les lolos de la natoche Les lolos de la cuisine à la sauce Une chanson paillarde que j'ai envie d'écrire malheureusement Un suno Adrien Méniel La bonne auberge La bonne auberge s'est passée Le 31 octobre It's Halloween week.
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There are probably still some places left. So buy them. Buy them quickly. After that, if you haven't followed the good food, don't buy the places. Because you won't understand anything, since it's the last episode. qui met fin à quatre saisons. Oui, parce qu'en fait, si vous écoutez l'épisode, c'est cette semaine, parce que c'est le 2 novembre. Tout à fait.
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Donc, voilà, La Bonne Auberge, l'épisode final qui arrive lourd, lourd, lourd, au Grand Rex. Les places sont en vente. Allez sur labonneauberge.jdr sur Insta pour avoir toutes les infos. And as for me, it's always written, especially on Hot Ones. There's the episode with Gilles Lelouch that came out on which I wrote. And then the others, all that. And then things I can't talk about.
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And then it's going to turn soon. Come on, it's true that you play in something that happens. I can't say anything. The Fincher? Yeah. That's it, yeah. No, no, don't worry. That's my favorite joke when people say, ah yeah, you play in a super cool thing. You say, yeah, no, no, of course not.
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Another thing apparently with men is that even after their birth, they follow the women in the street. Quickly, unexpected feelings develop between them. Rebecca and Rupert end up getting married, although they evolve on different planes. Oh, that's too cute. In fact, there is one who is dead and not the other. So the message is, if there is a guy who follows you at home, get married with him.
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Il y avait un mec qui avait fait ça à l'avant-première de Nous l'est le roi, où il avait fait une blague genre, c'est un gros acteur très connu et tout. Il s'est fait, ouais, la blague, c'est qu'en fait, non. Tu t'emmerdes. Bon, merci de tout le monde, en tout cas. Salut, ciao.
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Wait, calm down. The hotel, the kid, she's right. I'm a ghost, but then, my little baby.
FloodCast
S10E07 - ¡ Ay, Dracula !
It's a bit of both. There's a little bit of Yves Montand-Malfaise.
FloodCast
S10E07 - ¡ Ay, Dracula !
Ah, it's in the United States, so 1,700 in the United States. Yeah, that's it. Okay. So, yeah, face to face news. But shortly after, Rebecca meets Catherine, who is a young, well-lived woman, whom she falls in love with. Ayayay, the problems. Alaya is the problem. A romantic comedy, not crazy, but... An extraordinary concept.
FloodCast
S10E07 - ¡ Ay, Dracula !
In the face of this new love, Rebecca claims to have shown franchise, trusting Rupert that she had met someone in the world of the living. She also tells Catherine that she has a spiritual relationship with another. According to her, there is no possible jealousy. Catherine, respecting the link that Rebecca and Rupert have developed.
FloodCast
S10E07 - ¡ Ay, Dracula !
It is thanks to their respective energies that Rebecca is able to connect to Rupert. He recognizes that I am here in the physical. I need to live a life here, in my present. So Rupert is... No, he's cool. Really cool, you see. He's really cool, but at the same time, well... He doesn't have too many chances, I guess. I don't know. He could shake the chairs.
FloodCast
S10E07 - ¡ Ay, Dracula !
No, I'm saying he doesn't have too many chances to fuck. So he said, well, I'm not going to give up the only plan I have. To fuck a living person. He could maybe fuck ghosts. It's true, we don't know how it happens. Frankly, I think there are more choices for ghosts than for living people. So Rupert must learn to communicate with Rebecca, because Rebecca doesn't see him.
FloodCast
S10E07 - ¡ Ay, Dracula !
Communication in the club is... Avec respect, il a commencé à traîner... Pardon ? Avec respect ? Oui, avec respect. Il a commencé à plus traîner là où j'étais. Il était toujours très clair sur les limites, voulant le consentement, note tell. Il n'a jamais fait pression pour être à l'intérieur de ma maison ou quoi que ce soit du genre. Catherine et Rebecca s'étaient, elles, rencontrées sur TikTok.
FloodCast
S10E07 - ¡ Ay, Dracula !
Nous sommes devenus... We became best friends and then we stopped ignoring what we felt for each other. If she is not in a relationship with Rupert, Catherine interacts less frequently with him. We are friends. So that's cool. Catherine said, I'm not in love, but I'm friends with him. We spent time together. We had very interesting conversations and we went on a trip. So that's nice. Nice.
FloodCast
S10E07 - ¡ Ay, Dracula !
But he lives his best death, finally. It's a beautiful story. Is around the table, and I may not be You have a relationship with ghosts. Do you believe in spirits, in ghosts, in... Of course.
FloodCast
S10E07 - ¡ Ay, Dracula !
Especially that the house of Nathalie, the camping house of Nathalie, terrifies me sometimes. It must still be told about the house of Nathalie, it's that she bought this house. And the inhabitants who sold it left the place leaving absolutely everything in the house. Which is terrifying for me.
FloodCast
S10E07 - ¡ Ay, Dracula !
Yeah, but you can... I was terrified. When I arrived, he said, but Nathalie, you have no taste in decoration. What's going on? You just moved in. She said, no, no, but it's not me. It's the people from before.
FloodCast
S10E07 - ¡ Ay, Dracula !
Wait, but I'm scared. No, wait. Do you feel what I have there? It's chocottes, my friend. Oh, chocottes de baiser. Chocottes de baiser. But yes, because it's the Halloween episode.
FloodCast
S10E07 - ¡ Ay, Dracula !
It's Nathalie's house. I wouldn't say ghost, I wouldn't use that name.
FloodCast
S10E07 - ¡ Ay, Dracula !
So I'm a little on that, yeah. Okay, interesting. Adrien? I think it's shit, what he just said. You can prove it scientifically. No, I don't think so. Yes, I can imagine. I thought when I was... When you were a kid? It's not to be known. When I was a teenager, I did spiritism, but actually... You didn't even know? I had a period. That's not why he's vegan today, it's because he just apologizes.
FloodCast
S10E07 - ¡ Ay, Dracula !
It's karma. It's karma. No but you know the thing where you put your finger on the glass and the glass moves and everything? Oh yeah! Well you push the glass and then in fact there is a kind of thing like when you feel the glass a little move, unconsciously you will make it move too, finally you see it's stuff. But I believed it to the fullest. Some were whining and all, out of fear. But no.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Explaining football to the friend who's just there for the nachos? Hard. Tailgating from home like a pro with snacks and drinks everyone will love? An easy win. And with Instacart helping deliver the Snacktime MVPs to your door, you're ready for the game in as fast as 30 minutes. So you never miss a play or lose your seat on the couch or have to go head to head for the last chicken wing.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
I thought you were a little bitch. I can even say things like Kinder Country, it was delicious. I understand. Yeah, that's a treat. And you didn't find an alternative?
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
No, it will never be replaced in your heart. Maybe. No, but even no. No, come on, let's not lie to each other.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
No, there are two subjects where he doesn't like to be taken.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
No, no, no, but you put your finger on a subject. You treat me like a bobo, I go all the way.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
She's bio, okay? Oh, sorry. No, no, yeah. Yes, yes, she's very good. Notre-Dame, I agree, it's not crazy.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
No, but... She went pro in football and you had to cross... Of course, I stopped at Sedan.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
And she asked why, and he answered, don't worry. Don't worry. No, but because where I find that the vegan brands have very well succeeded in replacing meat with other things, it's true that on the candy stores, we're not there. I agree. Because the vegetable ham I tasted, it's exceptional. Incredible, incredible. Yeah, the life.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Incredible. Ah, we have the right to say all the brands. Ah yes, we don't give a fuck. Yeah, well, we're not there anymore. No, he follows me on Insta, so I... Damn, you're being followed by life. Yeah, yeah. He hasn't always followed life, but he has followed life. Mela, gourmet food that you like? Well, it's all... No, but in a... No, I'm not going to shock you.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
It's hell on earth. It's obviously a disaster. And Ballisto, no ?
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
The yellow one, it's not good. I think I've never eaten one. Or really, I was sick and I got it. Too much natural taste for you, I think. Do you want to taste it now? I heard raisin. I heard raisin. It's honey, Florent. No, but you say that, but for example, I'm not at all team candy. I hate the good ones.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
I'm the Crouton team, I support Inox, who is my telewrestler.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
It's chemical, you smell it. It's just puns with people's names. He said, I have Didia or Lydia.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
The banoffi of Gu, I don't know if... Who's talking about this one? Banoffi? I didn't taste that. What are banoffi? But the margu, they're hot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, what's Banofi? Banofi, it's banana, caramel, chocolate. It's a pharmaceutical lab too, Banofi Aventis, you know? I put Google Images, I see the image and I don't know what it is. Laurent Banofi. Of course, the sniper.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
The prankster now. Ah yes, it's the prankster. I've never eaten that before. I've never eaten that before.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
It's delicious and there's a vegan restaurant in Paris called Aujourd'hui Demain, they make a banoffee pie. In a series. In a series 33. Yeah, Aujourd'hui Demain belongs to us. Adrien, can I be vulgar for a minute?
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Okay, okay. They put their friends. A very fair question for you. 754 euros. You're not that far. According to an American Indian, there is an age when physically you take a hell of a beating. So I think I'm asking for a precise age. So it would be a bit easy for everyone to participate. I'm going to ask each one. an idea of age and the closest we will have won.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Mais je perds plus le temps. Je perds plus le temps. Comme à l'accoutumée, je suis accompagné d'Adrien Méniel. Adrien Méniel, comment vas-tu ? I didn't even ask you in real life, because sometimes I pretend to ask you how you're doing because I ask you before the show, and I didn't really ask you. It's true, we just arrived.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
I remind you that there is nothing to gain. We can base it on our personal experience, but it turns out there is a huge crowd waiting for us later. Exactly. And then there, in addition, obviously, it's a study ... Do you look at the answers? I would say 114 years old, I would say. That's really ... It's great 114 years old.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
No, but basically, they take into account health, physics, wrinkles, all that, all that.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Adrien Ménial. Look, look at him. After... Ah, she blew me 44.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
We're still waiting for the blow. A little bit of truel, big max, big max. At the same time, he's vegan, so... Yeah, of course.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Today, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow. Every day of the week. This is the report issued by Stanford University researchers in the United States in collaboration with Nyan Rang University in Singapore. Wow, the connection must be crazy.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Don't worry, don't worry. The chronological age corresponds to the day of birth that we celebrate every year, that's the chronological age. And then there is the biological age, which refers to changes in the body during life, affecting proteins, metabolites and the activity of genes. Yes, Adrien, you're looking at me with round eyes. I'm captivated.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
It's okay, but we talked about it just before, I slept very badly that night. I had insomnia, but then I had insomnia the nights before. Yeah, me too. Because it's, be careful! Yeah, yeah.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
And so, 44 years old, indeed, is where there are the main risks concerning heart health. Yes. At these ages, the protein is... There is the accumulation of plaque in the arteries, for example, which is developing mostly. A decrease in the capacity to metabolize caffeine has also been demonstrated. It temporarily increased blood pressure. Alcohol would decrease blood pressure to increase it later.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
There is diabetes that comes and the glycemia reaching a peak in people in their 40s and 60s. It's a study done on... 108 people on Zoom, as you said. And it concerns Americans, and there are people against the study who say, yes, it's very self-centered, because it's obviously not the same thing in all the countries of the world. So obviously, it's bullshit. It's bullshit.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
It's just a number, age. Anyway, it's the age that you have in your head. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course, of course. Did you experience a little... You know, there are crises of the 20th, the 30th, the 40th. And the Covid too. The crisis of the year of the Covid, for me. But did you experience changes like that?
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
You can talk a little bit about yourself. I went through my 30's crisis, yeah.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
As soon as there's the moon in the sky, we sleep badly, right? Yeah.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
I have a question for people like that because it fascinates me. Van life. It always fascinates me because I'm incapable of it. I'm just terrorized and I'm really good in a life that doesn't move. It corresponds to me. It's a crisis at 40 years old, there's no problem. Where were you last week?
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
My question was to say, now that you've done it, do you think it's cool, I've done it, or is it something where you say, I really enjoyed it, I know I'd really want to do it again. The crisis. No, no, I'm talking about going online, changing a bit of life at some point.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
She killed the two dogs. They fell into the concrete. That's the worst thing. It's when I saw my dog hit the... I was about to die. It's true that there are dogs, from their point of view... It was a very bad weekend.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Baby steps, baby steps. First Port de Bercy, then a little further.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
But yes, that's it. Yes, because sometimes I saw stories of Melha, it's, there are villas, there are 400 people, with rappers, comedians, it's still, it's the big deal.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Ah, but it's them who finance it. Fatally. But you put five cameras, frankly, you could be very good. I'm two fingers in front of my life.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Because the live show, you know, Adrien did it too. Yes, but we talked about it. So to say you shot together on a film that will be released in a few months. Was it good? Super. It was so cool. It was great.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
No idea, on the other hand. But it was made by Vladimir Rodionov, who was our artistic director. He wouldn't be from the East. Well done. Well done, Perspicace. C'est une question, c'était pas dans le jeu. Non, non, non. C'est grâce à lui que je fais ce métier maintenant. Bien sûr.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
There are a lot of moons in Algeria, that's why. There are a lot of moons. There are a lot of crescents. There are a lot of crescents, sorry. Our first guest is a comedian. You may have seen her in films like Papi Chat, Sirène or soon Deux Anges, which we will have the opportunity to talk to you again, I think, in the next few months.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
So, new question, Fernando Cluster, he got operated at the hospital Demore Midtown in Atlanta in September 2022, and he's going to file a complaint against doctors who operated on him. So they didn't forget anything. Did they remove the bad organ or something like that? It's not that. They did a bullshit and now they're going to attack him. What do you think is the bullshit they did?
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
It's a misdemeanor, it's not a disgusting pervert thing. Yeah, okay. It's an accident. But a big misdemeanor, be careful, we're on a big misdemeanor.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
I don't want to tell you. They paid him for the bad thing? They didn't pay him for the bad thing. I see you're saying, yeah, but here, know that I don't even have a number of his ass. And everyone tells me, well, yes, it's obligatory. I don't have one.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
But I never go to the doctor, so I don't pay that much in the end. That's where I'm a genius. So what's my address that they did? Yes, of course. Did they post a picture of him on the Internet by accident? No.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
We said no. Give me a clue. You gave me a little slap there. Give me a clue. A clue, frankly. We'll find it. It's a real madness. I can't tell you better. They really did a bullshit. Did they take something from him? Yes. Did they shave it? They didn't shave it.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
In series, we saw her in Pamela Rose, Lupin and Miss Kina, whose season 2 comes out this week. We are very happy to have her among us in the big family of YouTubers who end up making films. It's Chérie Boutella. Yeah ! Comment ça va, Chahine ? Merci, ça va très bien. Merci beaucoup d'être venue, ça fait trop plaisir.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Yes, but they didn't remove the bad stuff. It's not an organ. No, no, and they didn't remove the bad stuff. I don't understand anything. They removed it.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
They didn't remove it too much. They removed it. They removed it. Is it a penis reduction and they removed too much of it? No.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
I know a guy who did that. It's like a mammary reduction when it's too much.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
You don't know what to do with it. That's funny. You don't know what to do with it. Archito to make vans under the belt.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Very funny. The foot, unfortunately, the foot. They put a siamese brother on it. What did they put on the table? I don't know, something like... Vésicule on the table, it's a poem.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
It wasn't an ablation. They had to heal something. But to heal this thing, they had to open it. And then they made a mess. So they didn't close it up. Is it the dick or the balls? No, but let's deblay. Listen to me well, Pierre Benichou. It's neither the dick nor the balls, okay? No, but we deblay. No, but you're right. You're right. But you can start with that. Which part is it again?
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
And I know it's the new song of the bastards. The sphincters. We all have a sphincter, rich and poor.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
The face. A little above. The head. The skull. It's the skull. They operated the skull. They operated the skull. Well, operated the brain. They opened the skull. And the scar has a particular shape? It's programmed. That's what I was saying. A tribal tattoo. No, I'm going to give you the answer. Yes, frankly, that's it. Frankly, I think we're laughing.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
They lost the end of the skull they removed. That is to say, they opened a little bit of skull. They operated the brain, they did...
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Tu n'es pas venue seule, car notre seconde invitée, seconde, avec un C, est invitée, actrice, autrice, humoriste et harceleuse officielle d'Allison Wheeler. Avec sa série Miss Kina, elle a créé l'enfant de Bridget Jones et Rami Youssef, saupoudré de tous les personnages de Bridesmaids.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
I remind you, they don't have a security guard, like me. I'm a rican. Fernando Cluster was admitted in September 2022.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Ah yes, it dates. By the services... No, it's not in 97. Ah yes, no, no, sorry. Yes, yes, but because I'm going so fast. For me, 2022, it's so much the past. I'm only going today, tomorrow. To reduce the pressure exerted on us. They did a high five to this joke. Why not?
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
I think we didn't even look into each other's eyes. It's like kissing without the kiss. It was really disgusting. There are people who do that, really? To kiss without the kiss. I know some. It's the same guys who sleep in jeans. SDF, that's what it's called. By the way, we're in a place, I think, where people hug too much. That's what I wanted to say. In the middle of cinema?
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
In the middle of cinema, a lot of hugs, a lot of... And that, I don't like. But it's Carrie, you're Carrie. Well, the Carrie's make hugs, yeah, that's true. Yeah, but they don't kiss. I like hugs to kiss, me. Ah yeah, me too.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
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FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
The check is very important. I can do the check. But me too. It's the good thing about Covid, it's that it has eradicated the dick.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Yeah, it's disgusting. I think it's just disgusting. I cancel the dick, as you can see. I understand, I understand. So yes, to reduce the pressure exerted by his skull on his brain, the doctors had to pick up and extract a piece of more than ten centimeters of cellulose. He broke his skull, literally. He saw Inox mount Everest, all of a sudden he broke his skull.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
I didn't look, I confess. But for me it's a shonen anyway. The spirit is shonen. The spirit is shonen. And so they lost it, so they put a little plate anyway. They didn't leave it free. They put several bandages side by side. But you know what's the worst? Because there's a worst in all this. He had an infection, so he made a rejection.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
On ne lui fera pas l'affront de lui poser la question qu'aucun journaliste n'a dû lui poser, à savoir, mais c'est quoi en fait une Miss Kina ? It's his second time on the show, we're happy to welcome Mel Havedia!
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
No, he had a synthetic implant, except that the hospital paid him. It's like your guy who repaired your toilet. And it's in the same state.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
The cost of the plate, it's not free. And it's at my expense. And so he has to pay 146,000 euros. It's the States, my friend, it's the States. And so he hopes, he complains to get a compensation. I think he's going to be rich. It's related to moral distress. It's hard. There was an over-infection. I told you. Of course. I told you or not. Of course.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
I know that around the table, we have someone who is very close to the medical world. It's Melha. The last time we talked about it, it was a year ago. I have a PhD. Is it better with that? No, a little hypochondriac?
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Du coup, tu vas te chercher. Comptez sur moi. C'est ça, bien sûr.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Ah, you want to do a full check-up? Yeah. I'll take you. But that, I would like that too. Ah, I have two plans. The very expensive plan and the less expensive plan. I'm going to take the less expensive one. Ah, you pay for everything.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Yeah, yeah, but if the guy is available at any time of the day to do a FaceTime... No, he's not available, he's called Jacques Pieri, I kiss him. It's called a charlatan.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
We're trying, we're trying. How's it going? No, not at all. They know me. It's okay, it's okay. It doesn't start well.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
No, but it should be like... Of course, on the other hand, the phrase, my doctors are also my friends, is scary.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Everyone has a specialty, obviously. I buy myself a villa thanks to Melha, I think.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Rassure-nous, ça va pas mieux. Non, non, ça va pas mieux. Non. Ok. Adrien ?
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Je suis pas hypochondriac, mais je suis très à cheval sur... Hygiène. Se laver les mains. Le tournage aussi, avec le... C'est pour ça que t'es blanc comme un cul. T'as une tête à... Non, mais t'as une tête... On a le droit d'être blanc encore dans ce pays, en fait. Appelle le face de craie, carrément.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
It's clean. Clean? Yeah, it's true that you're clean. I don't know how to take it. It's weird. At first, it sounded like a compliment. No, it's not a compliment. You don't think it's super clean for a bald man? Well, come on. It's reversed. There, if I can give you... I never smoked, never drank alcohol, I'm dirty. But no, you're not ugly. You're not ugly.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
No, but after, you look a little bit tired. You're a child, too. I'm a child. I come from Switzerland, in addition. Oh my, did you like it? On the edge of the Le Mans, it was great.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
And then, the quantity of doctors, but there, you're going to enjoy it. It's the equivalent of Dubai for you.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
But the thing about the skull earlier, it put you in all your states, and then the fact of changing the blood, it makes you...
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Wash your hands. There you go. Touch your elbow. Adrien, he would be a very good daron on that, because he even sees sick people 12 kilometers away. Ah, look at me then. You know, you're in a party. I can't say. You see, there's a guy who does... I'm not going to say hello to him. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
That's it. I've understood a girl who did it, and in reality, that's exactly what you do.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
It makes me laugh, but be careful, I correct you. So yes, Chirine, you don't know the show, but basically we're going to do a game. So I ask you questions about the activity and you can obviously ask for a lot of clues. We're going to ask you questions to try to... There's no trap? There's no trap. In the USA, for example, a divorced man set up a whole strategy to not pay for food pensions.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
But that's it, I'm a narcissistic pervert since the beginning.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
But no, I accompanied my girlfriend and I thought we were doing quesos on the side, actually, charcutage and all. No, no, that's it. Yeah, I accompanied her because I held her hand a bit like a birth, you know. In fact, you just have a little curtain.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
So, a new TikTok trend is coming up. The road-dogging. The patatartine. No. The road-dogging. Do you know what it is? The road-dogging. Road-dogging. I'm back from the lesson.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
So, it's not a road, because I'm confused. It's not a custom. It's a road. Dogging. Est-ce que c'est pas un truc où tu portes pas de slop ou un truc comme ça ? Alors, c'est pas ça. On est encore... Il y a un chien, non ? Pas un chien. Pas les doggings. Mais si, j'en ai entendu parler. T'énerves pas.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Ça pourrait l'être. Tu peux l'inventer. C'est le doogie plutôt, non ? Ah oui, doogie. Ouais. If I can allow myself I'm in the eye I have an hour of autonomy I tell you the truth We'll have to recharge it in a short time It's my Zoe It's me I'm Zoe Ah no No no no no I think I know It's a thing related to travel right ? So yes Can we try to guess around the table ? Is it a van life thing ?
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
It's not a van life thing But it's related to travel Adrien is right So I don't know It's you again I'm trying to make everyone play a bit But if you have the thing Is it a hotel thing ?
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
It's not related to the hotel But by the way Adrien It's not at all that
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Do you think you have? I think I know, but I'm not sure. Do you already have the means of transport? The train, no? Not at all.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
The bike. Not the bike. But no, it's transport in common. The bike. It's transport in common. Ah, the tram. The metro. Not the metro, not the tram. The bus. Not the bus, the plane.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
At the difference, I've been like that for six years, alas, for me.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
I don't know. I have a really cool thing, and I know Adrien is like me at this level, it's that I've been old since I was 12 years old. And it's also very nice to see everyone... But of course. And to see absolutely everyone arrive a little bit to tell me... You know, I hear people tell me phrases like... Hey, sometimes it's cool not to go out.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
I tell you that for six centuries. And I see everyone getting to my level and I feel like I've been hyped about being a guy. I agree with you. It's very weird.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
I was a little in your team for the moment. The people who washed their hands, after they quickly stopped washing their hands. Ah you think ?
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
There are still a lot of things to do with hydroalcoholic gel, public I think. Like, in front of snacks, but it doesn't move. Yes, but he's disgusted, it's the one that sticks.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
On the other hand, the mask... Ah, the mask is gone. The mask was quickly abandoned. In fact, the mask, even when you have a cold and everything, you should, when you take public transport, put it on. And I admit that the mask stresses me out. That is to say, when I see in the metro someone with a mask, for me, he has the Covid. I agree.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
In your opinion, what did he set up to not pay for this pension? Did he simulate his death? So, yes, it's very fast. You're a mental patient, unfortunately. He would have done the same if he had said something.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
I feel like there's something serious that's going to transmit. We haven't talked about the monkey's variole.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
It's a joke. There hasn't been a death yet, I don't know. The word Variole phonetically is funny. And Singe. And Singe, well, it makes me laugh. It's true, it's true. You kind of want to see it. But it's terrible. But can you get vaccinated? Of what? Of what?
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
In any case, it annoys me. Can I tempt you or not? Of course, go ahead. Are these people who go without a suitcase, without anything? So that's not it.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
That's not it. Wait, you said it pisses the other people off? No, it doesn't piss the other people off. No, it pisses me off philosophically. I think it's like, yeah, well, stop doing that. I tell myself, stop being so smart when I hear that. It's more like that. But it doesn't piss the other people off, you know. I think it's very serious, I don't want to find it.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
It's not necessarily without a suitcase, but you can do it without a suitcase. And it's mostly without shoes. Without shoes. So no, but on shoes, it's everyone. I've never seen so many naked people in the plane, the last time. You don't feel it?
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Ah yes, in socks. In socks, ah yes, in socks. But in the train too. Ah, in the train, it's horrible.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
No, no, no, me, remove my shoes, no, no. Ah, so you do it in the plane, but in the train, it's ok.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
In fact, you asked the question, she didn't say yes. Because you're afraid.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
So, is it true or not? It's true. They censor according to the countries. It's a philosophical thing. Think of TikTok, you know, that kind of thing. Without a phone. I know what it is, I remember. It's you don't do anything on the way. No phone, no entertainment, nothing at all. No screen, no film, not even a nap.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
You're a little in today and not in tomorrow. You get on the plane, you sit down and you don't do anything. Yeah, that's it.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
No. You have the right, you just have to be in the present moment.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
There's no reason. I told you, I told you. It's people who do the road-dogging. What I find crazy is that there's a TikTok trend, but who films? Because you don't have the right to have a phone. There's no one with you. Yeah, but really, it annoys me even more. Yeah, yeah, of course.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
So he simulated that, in your opinion? Because it goes further. He elaborated it. Yeah, there's a lot of work. In your opinion, how far did he go? Did he simulate his murder? Like he staged a murder, all that? So no, he didn't simulate a murder. An accident? No, not an accident.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
And so, the record, apparently, comes from an American who holds the record with a 13-hour flight without doing anything other than thinking and blinking. So, not even a little bit of that, a little bit of that. No, no. Wait, wait, wait.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
That's my question. Do you have the right to pee? Yeah, that, I don't know.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
But I don't know if he has the right... Do you have the right to pee, by the way? I imagine. No, the idea is not to have fun. So, I imagine that eating
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
I can just go crazy. I can die. Not die from your own act. To think.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Yeah, but that's at the beginning, when you... On little bamboo. Ah, you tried little bamboo.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
That's it. I think you have to hang on. In fact, at the beginning, it annoys you because you say, I can't do it, but like when you start anything. Yes, yes, yes, yes. After, it can become... It's been a long time since I haven't done it. But it's true that... Yeah, I was the same. At first, it pissed me off. But I'm not... I think Chirine meditates. Of course. Obviously.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
But me, it's just... That's why she had an accident, by the way.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
But the thing is that meditation, I just realize that I'm a spectator, that my brain is atrocious. That's horrible. I have very dark, very horrible things. I'm just a spectator of the fact that my brain creates ugly images. And I hate that. I think of things, I'm crazy.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
In fact, the metaphor they sometimes use is like, you're on a road, you look at the cars passing by, and basically the cars are your thoughts. Basically, you look at them passing by, but they are independent of you and your will. I don't want to be told how to think.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Because it's about having a certain discipline of thinking. If you're able to let go of thoughts without stopping them... But I think it's also about thinking about not thinking, and when you can't do it, you feel guilty.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
It makes you anxious, I think. I think it makes you anxious. So what is it, for example, Shrin, your thing to replace meditation a bit? Because you have something... Shit, no?
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
With my dog. That's great. Adrien? What's the question? What's the thing that relaxes you, what do you say that you've done in the past? A good little dish. You see, because you make stories... Adrien, he makes close-knit stories. And in the close-knit stories, we see him on beautiful landscapes and we feel that it makes him feel good.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
No, I don't know. He said, I'm dead, I'm dead, we'll cover ourselves. It doesn't work at all. No, basically, he... Wait, is it something with the cremation, like he took someone else's blood? Oh, hell no. No, no, no, no. He rather did something of, how do I say, of hacker. You don't know a good hacker?
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Yeah, I was in Switzerland, it was... Yeah, I was... But not only Switzerland, when you're in a good little landscape, we feel that it makes you... Yeah, I mean, no, in reality, but... First of all, it happens to me, well, it's been a long time since I've done it, but I do a little bit of meditation, and it's true that it can... Once you manage to do it, it really feels good, you know?
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
No, I like to cook, actually. There's something a little... It's true that you can... It's cool. And there's really an immediate purpose. And this purpose is something that will do you good on several aspects. And all the dishes you have to do afterwards, it doesn't bother you? I don't mind the dishes. On the contrary. But even the dishes, there's also a little something... I agree.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
I'm in agreement. You're in your bubble, yeah. So good. Like Diam's, it's the same. Of course. It's one of your many common points. It's you, of course. But me, the food, you don't think that... Wait, what's your common point with Guillaume? He's in his bubble. No, I'm in my bubble. Ah, yeah, great. Look at your dog. His name is La Boulette, by the way.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
No, but it's his nickname. Oh, it's very cute. La Boulette, La Boulette. Oh, it's very cute. She's adorable and she's on my knees during the shoot.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Not bad, bad. Bad. Bad. You'll tell me who it was later. I swear. And in fact, it's crazy.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
We agree that if the people in question listen to the podcast, they know that everyone hates them.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
I would just like to come back to food for two seconds, because I tried to cook, I have a child. But no, but Florent. No, but no, no, no, no, that's it. Already, he takes me by surprise. No, but I tried to make myself to eat and when it's stuff a little nice, when it's missed, I find that it's a disappointment that breaks my heart. You want it and you want it.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
You want it, you say I spent an hour and a half, it's not good.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
And it's also because I think you focus too much on the arrival and not enough on the way.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
I hear what you're saying, but for example, have you ever set up IKEA furniture? Yes. Do you sometimes say to yourself, ah damn, the screw, I damaged the thing a little, I tightened it a little hard. After, IKEA is shit too. Sometimes food is shit, don't you think it's a bit the same? Where you say, I followed the recipe, but at the end, I broke the thing a little.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
It's true. And I'm an idiot, I don't know a dog, I'm deeply stupid. In food, yes. In food, we can say it. In food, we can say it.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
It depends. You know, cut into thin slices, for example. I don't know how to cut into thin slices, clean the vegetables. Buy a mandoline.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
You must not be disappointed. Excuse me, I'm in the middle of an introspection. Hey, we're not on a security number. The heart of men and women. On a retrouvé dans le nez d'un gars. Quoi ? Quelque chose.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Un homme de 32 ans. On a retrouvé dans son nez quelque chose qu'il a eu pendant 20 ans dans son nez. Il ne savait pas qu'il avait ça dans son nez. À votre avis, qu'est-ce qu'on a retrouvé ? Une limace ? Mon esprit est allé directement sur une limace. Une bille ? What did you say? That it was stuck in his nose?
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
An air pod? Not an air pod. It's really wrong. He really confused two things. It's really crazy. Not an air pod. A nut? And a thing that is not... So is it round?
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
It's a little bit elongated, but it's small enough so that it doesn't go over his nose. A toothpick? Not a toothpick. It hurt me a lot to imagine the toothpick in the nose. Is it organic? It's a real object. It's in plastic. Is it a PCR test? Not a PCR test. He had it for 20 years. And how old was he? Today, he's 32 years old. When he was a kid, he had a Lego head.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
It's not a cheese? Yuzundur, the singer. Yeah, Yuzundur, I called him, he fixed my shit. It's incredible. By singing. No, I get it. It's an app to catch people who do... Yes, it's like the old... Like Lulu in my street. Stoogey, Stoogey, Stoogey. Tascrabbit and all. There are a billion of those things. To bypass what we call the work code. Yes, that's it. So I did that.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
So, it's not a Lego head, it's a Lego. Where do you have a Lego in your nose?
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Wait, it's huge, a Lego. There was a piece, a Lego brick. It's a little Lego. Not the Millennium Falcon. In fact, I had a character. He had the Titanic, brother. After spending more than 20 years having respiratory problems, a resident of Arizona finally took his breath. The responsible for these disagreements was someone else. Yes, it's not me.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Psyntec, the parents, in any case, who really didn't have anything for 20 years. It was a round Lego piece that the man had put in his nose when he was 6 years old. I don't know why I did that, says Ben Havoc to the local media. The young people of the 90s were only doing shit. The plastic piece bothered him to breathe.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Ben decides to carry out a rescue mission in deep dive to recover the obstacle. He puts a Lego man's head in order to try to clip the two pieces. So it was a Lego man's head? No, it's the... There was a piece in it and he tried to grab it with the other piece. With a head? Ah, so he knew it was a Lego man's head. And then he forgot it as he got older, you know. Really an idiot's head, if I may.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
This guy, forgetting that, it's... No, because suddenly, his mother arrives, she takes off the Lego he clipped, saying, it's good, I took out the Lego. He had put a Lego. He tried to clip it. He took another Lego to clip it, take it off. His mother, she says, well, it's a moron, I take off the Lego. But in fact, she didn't know there was another one deeper. And yeah, my friend.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
So it's been... It was supposed to whistle when he was breathing and all. Fortunately, it didn't move, it didn't go anywhere else.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
And one day, he's taken by an eternal savior, and the thing is out. 20 years later! So the doctor told him, you have to get wet under the shower to relieve a little the tension. That's what he told him, a hot shower and you get wet, you do exercises. Ah yes, because the heat, it dilates. Exactly. And the Bob Dilates too. Bob Dilates, to continue.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Bob Dylan. C'est un coup de chance finalement. Bob Dylan, je l'écoute moi. Ah ouais, c'est un coup de chance. Un énorme coup de chance. Et il dit, je peux maintenant expirer par ce côté de mon nez. C'est fantastique. C'est vrai que c'est top. On ne s'en rend pas compte de la chance.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
What were your toys when you were little? And little, of course. What did you have?
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Yes, because of Austria, because you have... Because she's Austrian.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
I had asked my parents for a Barbie because I had Action Man. Don't do the walk. No, no, not at all. They were just guys. He said, you need a girl, it's just guys. Oh, you just wanted a weekend.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Ah, so not woke at all. Ah, but my parents weren't woke. But now, you can buy all the toys you want and you can buy yourself a Barbie. Do you want me to buy you a Barbie with a dog?
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
But I have a daughter and I'm so happy when she grows up, I'll be able to buy her Barbies and stuff like that. Well, for the moment, I'm just buying toys that I have. And Action Man. And Action Man, and Avengers. And Avengers. And Avengers. For me, it was G.I. Joe. G.I. Joe was my passion. And you know you have a little bit of G.I. Joe. Of course. It's the clean side you were talking about.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
That's it. The skin is very smooth, a little shiny because of the moisturizing cream, and then no hair.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Yes, it's true that you're full of contradictions. Yes, hypochondriac, but of course.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Miskina season 2, we can have all that. I'm going to do a big up to Johan Gromb who is listening to us. Who is he? Yo-Yo the snail. I'm having fun. Why? Why the snail? Because, you know, his nickname is Yo-Yo the snail. No, Adrien invents little nicknames that are not necessarily linked to the person, but it sounds good. But it stays. It stays.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
No, but because I'm writing Feuilleman with him right now, and he's one of the authors of Miskina. Of course.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
It's my little Jewish bachelor. So yes, Power Rangers. With the Power Rangers who change their heads. Of course.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
And the guy tried to repair my shoes and... So it was great, I loved it. There was a water leak and I was like, what's going on? You called a professional. That's what I did. And you paid for it. I paid one more hour because they sent me the text saying, well, it's going to last longer. And like a huge victim, I did it. Yeah, of course, it's true, it's true.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Squeezie. Yeah, of course. Who is a poster? G.I. Joe. G.I. Joe, Adrien. Yeah, in the end, G.I. Joe was... I made stories with him and all. Incredible.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Oh yeah? Oh, I don't know. I already had them. They're right next door.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
He said yes and no. In Toulouse, a dispositif just got a speed record with a duration of 8 seconds, making it the fastest in France. Frankly, I didn't understand the question. There was a word at the beginning, dispositif. Dispositif. Okay, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it was far from the real word. No, no, no, but I wasn't... A dispositif just got a speed record.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Un record de vitesse ? Ouais, ça dure que 8 secondes, faisant de lui le plus rapide de France. Ah ok d'accord. De quoi je parle ? C'est un appareil quoi. Un appareil. Ok.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Honnêtement dispositif, j'ai pas utilisé le mot le plus compliqué de la langue française.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
No, I love to pick up the shit. The worst memory of Miss Kina season 2, really.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
You pierced a hole in the water tank, but well. I can't say anything. So yes, the 39-year-old American.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Yes, yes, he wanted to protect his thing. But he wanted to... Yes, yes, he wanted to protect the accessories. Yes, of course. Affirm his authority.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
So, this device. Of course. Well, of course. So, is it a device that is publicly accessible? Yeah, everyone. Not everyone. All the people who do a certain activity. Ah, the bikes. So, you approach, we're on the road. Trottinette. Ah, toll. Not toll. It's not a vehicle, it's really a device. Ah, but it's a radar. We approach, it's not a radar.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
She's dumb. She's dumb. Look at her. No, but we're on a road thing. We're on a road device. I'm telling you it's the shortest. It only lasts 8 seconds.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Very good answer. No, she's crazy. It's the shortest green fire in the world. 8 seconds. 8 seconds. You have a car that passes by. Where exactly? He's in Toulouse. Horrible. He exasperates thousands of motorists every day for a few seconds.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
So that would have been cool. No, no. She almost clapped. She was so proud of her. She almost made a dome. No, the 39-year-old American wanted... He was killed. He hacked his civil status. In fact, he hacked the computer of a doctor. That means it's something else. Look. Jesse Klimf from Sunset in Kentucky.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Yes. What? I have a car. What? I don't know how to write. Yes, but wait. Wait. Yes, but that's normal.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Wait, you don't know how to write with the new cars? There are cameras everywhere.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
But that's it, listen. I'm laughing, it's a lie. Obviously, wait, it's not like that. You pay, you wanted to say you pay, it's normal. Who doesn't pay for his license?
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Personne ne te jettera de point. Est-ce que c'est tes médecins qui t'ont passé le permis ? Non, ça c'est... C'est sur le groupe WhatsApp avec les moniteurs d'auto-école. J'ai un autre groupe WhatsApp d'auto-école dessus.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
That's adorable. I think Mel High is very generous. We don't know each other very well, but I can feel her generosity. It's a blow to the garage.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Is it automatic or not? Yes, automatic. Of the German brand. That's so cool.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
I feel responsible for something where I know that I'm going to... My sister lent me something once, I gave it to her.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
The what? The bad boxes, it's the stuff you rub. I don't see what... If there are people, if there are garagists who listen to us, what are the bad boxes for? The plastic stuff? Yes. Yes, it's because if it was metal, it would cost a lot to change it. So it's shit plastic. You think it's to protect... Ah yes, it must be. It's a bumper. Yes, that's it. What do you use it for, for example?
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Et donc oui, selon Actu Toulouse, ce feu vert qui lui augmente... Actu Toulouse ? Et le feu rouge dure 1 minute 10. Donc vraiment, les gens sont très énervés. Ah ouais, mais c'est trop bien.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Well, I imagine, after, often if that's the case... Maybe in a small street tomorrow. Yeah, that's it. But in this case, you put a stop.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
I have one last question. Yeah, please. Yeah. And then we'll move on to cultural recommendations. I forgot to tell you, you have to recommend culturally a little thing that you liked recently. I have a crazy thing there. Super, film. In fact, it's not necessarily a recent thing.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
It's not necessarily a recent thing, it's something you liked recently, to whom you owe strength, or not, whatever. But before that, I have a question. In your opinion, which group from the 90s is preparing for their comeback and working on a new album? World's Apart. Very good answer.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Jesse Klimf from Sunset in Kentucky. Jimmy Cliff, by the way. Another singer. Clap your legs, damn it. It's Yuzu and Endure, they make a duo. He had access at the beginning of the intro to the Hawaii death record system with the coordinates of a doctor who usurped it to create a file on his own death.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
I'm confused with baby got back. No, we can say approximations on medicine and changing blood, but that, I want the real answer. Baby come back. I'm not sure.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
You're confusing it with... Yes, there was something. With Aliage who sang Le Temps Qui Court.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
But that one was exceptional. I loved it. It was a repeat of a repeat. Of course. The guy from Aliage. What was Le Temps Qui Court?
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Oh, today, tomorrow. After a series of concerts in France, next to other 90s stars, the English boys band gave an interview to the Parisian, in which its members announced a great new for their former fans, the three friends today, 50 years old. And there are three fans too, I think. Oh my poor friend! Oh my poor friend! You've never seen Jérôme Antony on W9.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
No, it's maybe the festival I Got a Feeling that you're talking about, Sharon, because there was Alizé, Billy Crawford, Priscilla, and so the World's Apart. It's crazy, hysterical. In the columns of the Parisian, we tell the members of Alliage. We were living our Beatlemania at the time. No, but wait, I want the one with Elia. I Got a Feeling, go ahead.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
No, it's not Kélia. No, it's not Kélia. No, it's not Kélia. No, it's not Kélia. No, it's not Kélia.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
The Aznav, as you call it, the Aznav! Ah, Charlo! No, but you, it interests you to see, you don't have to worry because there are people who like to leave precisely this nostalgic side in the past by saying, yeah, it was cool, you could go see the same at 52. But completely, it's great!
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Thanks to the digital signature of the doctor living in another state, the accused appeared as dead in the government databases. He intentionally accessed a computer without authorization and obtained information from a protected computer for his own gain and in the context of an identity usurpation. So it still goes into identity usurpation. It's super weird.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
But it's Pachi too. Pachi, do you know what he wrote? Wait, I'll find you Pachi. Pachi wrote a very famous song.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Pachi, we... You didn't move. It's the Midwest. He wrote Day 1 of Luan. C'est le jour un... Bah ouais, c'est un hit. C'est un hit. Oui, mais toi, évidemment, tu coules toi dès qu'on sort de... Non, mais je veux dire, on n'est pas sur un fossé non plus.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Bah, si t'avais bonne mémoire, tu saurais, parce que j'ai vu que j'écoutais R.O.F. et t'avais dit, oh, elle écoute R.O.F. Mais oui, je me rappelle, c'était... Non, mais il l'appelait R.O.F. 2F, alors c'était... R.O.F. 2F, ouais, ouais. C'était bien. Il était à la session écoute qui a été tournée sur TikTok.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
C'était nul. It's sincere, it's sincere. We're a little ridiculous. But no, you're great. No, no, it's great. But wait, we were talking about something just before. We were talking about groups, about seeing them when they're a little older. You see, even Snoop Dogg, the 50 Cent, you don't have this thing of... It's good, but it depends.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
There are a lot of them. They're a little old. Snoop Dogg was at the J.O. already. He was magic. He took 250K per day, I think that's what it was for yesterday. He's right. You see, I don't know. He's having a good time. He's doing a lot of swimming.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
It's the end of this Floodcast We're going to do the cultural recommendations If there are things, of course I would have loved to talk about Miss Kina season 2 But I haven't seen it yet It's really less good than the first one No, but I loved the first one, we said it with Adrien. And the trailer is great, there are only people that I love in this series.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Between you two, of course, there is Hakim Djimili, there is Xavier Lacalle, there is Alison Wheeler! You did little things, but it's the first time.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
I saw, I saw. Victor Belmondo, Oussama Kedam. Victor Belmondo. Oussama Kedam, who is an incredible actor. He's the best actor of all the people you just mentioned. That is to say that as soon as I see him in a thing, as soon as I see him in a thing, and it's sometimes... And you want to see him more.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
But yes, and it's sometimes drama, it's sometimes comedy, it's sometimes... In Hippocrates, he's incredible, in Annihilation, he's incredible.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
I'm a master, I'm a master. And you do it in June. So, some little cultural recommendations for season 2.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Yeah, I only have big geek stuff. But go ahead, I beg you. Basically, this summer, I was looking for a new game to play with my nephew. We played a game called Super Bunnyman. It's very hard to describe, I'm not going to go into details, but it's a collaborative game, which is on principle very stupid.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
There are very few characters... The only two things that the characters can do are bend or unfold their legs. And to catch or not, it's really a thing that is based on physics. And basically, you have to collaborate, so you catch. But it's a bit stupid.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
But yeah, but in fact, it's funny, but you have to play it. It's a bit on a balance, like these games where there is... What?
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Oh, listen, it's okay. I took it two seconds ago. Je suis magistrat moi Putain où ça ?
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Je n'en ai rien à foutre J'en ai rien à foutre moi Passe moi ma fille Je ne suis pas juge moi Je suis magistrat Super C'est un peu les contrôles C'est un peu un équilibre L'équilibre parfait entre C'est un peu aléatoire Et en même temps tu peux Obtenir une certaine maîtrise Et tu joues à deux A quel moment on part sans Heurter Adrien ? Allez-y maintenant Comment ça s'appelle ?
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
But it's not on the phone, it's on... It's called Super Bunny Man. I played it on PC and I think it's only on PC, but I'll check it out. You're very PC Melha. Yes, I have a gamer chair and I have my Twitch channel. The most geeky thing she found is gamer chairs.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
I don't understand, I can't understand. Don't put 10 balls back. It's a video game. It's a very indie game. It costs nothing. It costs 7 bucks.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Sublime. It's very funny. Chirine, something you liked recently? Maybe in the cinema, in the theater.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Cluedo. There must be something. The mysteries of Beijing. It was Chaolin the Murderer, for info.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
He's a great actor. Summary, Innocence, it's an Apple TV series. Apple TV, yeah, I've seen it. And it's on my channel too, so you can go check it out. Melha !
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
I think the movie is being watched somewhere. It's been found in Melha for other film critics. The mask and the feather.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
I would have loved to have the links. It's very different from season 1.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
The prejudice caused by the governmental information system and companies, as well as the additional pensions to be paid, is raised to nearly $200,000. Wait, what? Well, he's going to have to pay $200,000. Oh, as a fine? Yes, of course. In addition to prison. 81 months in prison, plus $200,000.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
I believe so. No, it's really good, Misquina. It's funny, it's moving. No, season 1 was like that. It was funny and moving. I imagine it's on the same page.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Of course. Yes, of course. But that's pretty clear. It's in the press. They didn't pay you more, by the way. Too bad.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Yeah, it doesn't work like that, unfortunately. But she learned a lot.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
I would have directed Anthony Martial. Of course, of course, we know. As for me, I will also recommend you a film called Hitman by Richard Linklater. It's on my channel too. It's with Glenn Powell. And the pitch is really cool. It's like a serial killer.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Of course. And it's the story of a guy who pretends to be a... It's with the police. He doesn't do it for his own good. He pretends to be a fake killer. And basically, his job is to go see people who want to kill him.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Except that, obviously, he's going to end up in a story where... He's going to kill people. No, because the thing is that in real life, he's a poor guy, and as soon as he's seen as a thug, he comes to exile, he gets dressed, he's a badass. Is that not his alias?
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
And so, he's going to go into something a little... I love it. The series Alias! Jennifer Garn... Jennifer Garn... Of course!
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
And Dark Angel, do you remember Dark Angel? Yes! Oh, he's fresh! It was Jessica Alba. No, it was Jessica Alba. Angel is the guy from Buffy. Sentinel. Ah shit, I was sure Angel was Sentinel. The trilogy of the Saturday night, finally. Oh my!
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Of course! Of the sentinel, you mean? Ah, you mean the thing I just said, yes. Tomorrow at one o'clock! Because she doesn't hear from close. I don't hear from close. It's really not a sentinel. Well, listen, dear friends, it's been a great pleasure to have you. I remind you, Miskina season 2, Melha, that you have... Of course, co-directed. Love stories, laughter, I told you, I told you.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
I told you, I told you. I told you, I told you. I told you, I told you. I told you, I told you. I told you, I told you. I told you, I told you. I told you, I told you. And season 2 looks like it's going to be completely split-fingered. I feel like it's a bit of a duel. There's a bit of a story of money. I can't tell you more than the trailer, I've seen that. I bought your film twice in VOD.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Yes, it's true. Do you have to pay food taxes when you're in prison? Or are you not exempt from... Because maybe he found it. He's in prison.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
So it's good that I added a euro. Because there are so many scenes.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
I feel like you only congratulated Flo. Generally, people say, your scene is great. We see that you forgot that I was in the film. You were completely in the film, I know.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
I don't know. I've done very little zonzo. I've done very little right, so one in the other. I propose that we give our opinion, we never know.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Could you go to hell to avoid doing something you don't want to do?
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
I've been through it in my life. It's okay. I saw the flags. Sorry. No, but like a lie.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Why? There was a crazy one on Shane's side. Yeah, I'm sure. Every time I go to see him, there's a bad guy. My kid, from the moment he wakes up, he's like... His first word was a lie.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
You lie zero. Stop it. You lie zero. I can't lie. No, but little lies of convenience. No, but I can. I feel so guilty. I'm sorry, I'm at work. I'm too afraid of karma. I'm afraid that it... When the moon is not full, you can lie normally. I feel so guilty that I'm sure I'm going to attract things to punish myself.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
I can believe in karma, but I'm lying. But by the way, karma, it's not at all, normally, I allow myself, but it's really in a life following that you're punished.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
So, if I may, karma is not immediate, that's why it's a bit of a religious thing, because otherwise it's too selfish. You act well for your own sake. It's too simple.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
I beg you. I beg you. We should do this sequence. Adrien, you're already fucked in the... Maybe younger too. I'm coming back to Chahine. Are you like that because you're younger, you're fucked in the shit on things like that, or since you were little, you have a kind of... Don't forget that you shouldn't lie. Yes.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Oh no, sorry, I'm kidding. I just did it. Exactly. Forgive me, forgive me. I'm asking for forgiveness. You're kidding me because forgive me is an order. It's not correct. You corrected yourself. Yes, Adrien does that. But I've been doing it since, so he's very strong. I told him, excuse me. And he said, we don't say excuse me, we present these excuses. Because it's the other way around.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
I beg you to excuse me. I beg you to excuse me. There, we're good. I'm going to think about it. And so you, Adrien, you've already screwed up in the shit to avoid doing things. You, you assume a little, in truth. Yes, but I also lie a lot. Of course. I mean, when you're invited to something and you don't want to go, sometimes you say, I'm sick or something like that.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
I see two little glasses that have passed out. There are two little glasses that have passed out. We took them, it makes me happy.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Is it Emmanuel or is it Chirine? I was going to change the person. What did you say? What did you say?
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
But the best is when it's true and you don't have to lie. We invite you to something you don't want to go to, and you're in the shoot and you go... Oh no!
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Ah yeah? I swear, I was shaking like crazy. Me too. But I slept very well for my part.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
C'est quoi? Neverland c'est pas l'attraction de Michael Jackson.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
I feel like I'm texting you, you're my loves. It makes me happy. You're going to give me a card, you're going to hit him on the head. There you go.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
So it's close to the moon and the tide here? There is no doubt in my question. The tides, it's true, Florent. The tides, I don't know. No. And the round earth. I downloaded the Moon app. Wow.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
When you told me, yes, I'm doing the shipping on Monday. No, it's not a lie. No, in this case, it's not a lie, but I forgot. I just forgot. It was a lie, but... Yes, but I didn't know I was going to lie. At the time, I didn't want to lie.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
For a few weeks, a brand is going viral everywhere, and some merchants have quadrupled its price. I almost said it earlier when you were talking about Algeria. I said, oh, I forgot to talk about it.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
It's crazy. You're not ready. Wait, is there milk in it? I don't think it's vegan. Brother, I didn't read it.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Yeah, I think that's it. Some professionals have also taken advantage of the strong demand to raise prices. Initially sold 3,50 euros for a 200 gram jar, but 8,50 euros for the 700 gram jar. This grilled hazelnut cream tartar paste has seen its price increase. In Marseille, for example, we can find it at 12,99 euros. Or in Lille, it goes up to 15 balls. So listen, I have a plan if you want.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Well, you often find them in a grocery store, that's it. And there was a buzz on TikTok, apparently.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Yes, but then, be careful, because you say you have some on your side. Be careful, the buzz for this product could be over soon, since according to certain Algerian media, tartine pasta could be banned in Europe and therefore in France, since the product does not respect... I like to hear it. We feel like we're going to launch a terrible info.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
They wanted to replace Nutella, so there are rules that apply. The product would not respect European legislation, and more particularly, some countries in the United Kingdom cannot export products containing milk on the territory of the European Union. It's false.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Yuka will just tell me to stop. I think you scan your stuff and it uninstalls the app. Florent Bernard. Bravo. Adrien Méniel. Bravo. Bravo. C'est très, très impressionnant. Ah ouais, c'est toujours un spectacle. Oui, bonjour, bonsoir. Oh, bienvenue dans ce nouvel épisode du Flocal. Il a honte, Adrien, toujours de mes lancements. Ah, mais tu l'as fait très vite maintenant, Léon.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Well, yes. They're really strong in hazelnuts. I think it's one of the... It's true. Yeah, they have hazelnuts. And we don't say it enough. I'm happy that we say it in this show. Yeah, there were the Illuminati. Top 3, each of your sweet things, crap to eat that you like.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
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S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
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S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
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S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
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FloodCast
S10E05 - Folkloriste Professionnel
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FloodCast
S10E04 - Un Elephant en Pyjama
No, it's not the same. It doesn't exist. It's like the round earth. It's like the rapture.
FloodCast
S10E04 - Un Elephant en Pyjama
Comme à l'accoutumée, je suis accompagné d'Adrien Meignel. Adrien, comment vas-tu ? C'est une question qui me taraude. Bah, ça va.
FloodCast
S10E04 - Un Elephant en Pyjama
Elle n'a pas pété. Et elle en est morte. Et je parle pas de la ville en Polynésie française. Lors d'un discours, Donald Trump a proposé une loi inspirée d'un célèbre film. A votre avis, lequel ?
FloodCast
S10E04 - Un Elephant en Pyjama
Un célèbre film. Il n'est pas allé chercher dans les Hunger Games. Alors, pas Hunger Games, c'est-à-dire ? La Purge. Well played.
FloodCast
S10E04 - Un Elephant en Pyjama
You weren't far off. I was waiting for you to suggest Mom, I missed the plane or things like that. But no, it's actually The Purge, American Nightmare in French. The former president of the United States launched it again in the race at the Maison Blanche. Tell me.
FloodCast
S10E04 - Un Elephant en Pyjama
Did you calm down because there was a comment, we had a comment on the Apple podcast recently, someone who put a very nice comment and who ended, we feel that there is work behind, Adrien has just an obsession with racism. So did you calm down this obsession that you have with racism, once and for all?
FloodCast
S10E04 - Un Elephant en Pyjama
Yeah, of course, of course, of course. No, but I see very well. No, it's the... What's his name? It's starting to disappear little by little, I think. Yeah, but finally, the new minister of the interior voted for it. Like, when it was too late, he said, no, no, no, continue, continue, continue. A very serious flotcast.
FloodCast
S10E04 - Un Elephant en Pyjama
So yes, at the Maison Blanche, he made several allusions of an hour or a day to the violence exacerbated, which would allow to fight against crime. Trump said an hour is difficult and I mean really hard, the news will spread and it will stop immediately. Like we authorize murder and crimes for an hour or a day.
FloodCast
S10E04 - Un Elephant en Pyjama
So obviously his propositions were very quickly put in parallel with the scenario of the American Nightmare series. So that's the story of these films. A dystopian invasion of the United States where he organized every year a 12-hour nocturnal purge during which all crimes and delights are authorized.
FloodCast
S10E04 - Un Elephant en Pyjama
So yeah, in the movies, the goal of this night, during which all police services and police officers are put on hold, is to reduce crime by restricting it to a limited space where the darkest instincts can express themselves. And Trump, he said, that's it.
FloodCast
S10E04 - Un Elephant en Pyjama
But it's really the story of the film. The film, that's it. It's to say, we do a venerable day and like that, after, people would stop.
FloodCast
S10E04 - Un Elephant en Pyjama
In front of the numerous reactions triggered by the words of the Republican candidate, his team defended themselves, assuring that Trump was clearly making a joke.
FloodCast
S10E04 - Un Elephant en Pyjama
It's a joke, it's a joke. At Olay, in Meurthe-et-Moselle, a consultation launched at the initiative of the mayor of... We're talking about Toromachi.
FloodCast
S10E04 - Un Elephant en Pyjama
I think it's a litre tonne. I'm siroping a good wine. Pure Meniel. So, Robert T. Moselle, a consultation on the old initiative of the city hall must be completed on October 15th to put an end to an atypical situation. In a small village called Olay How many people in this village? Wait, is it... 680.
FloodCast
S10E04 - Un Elephant en Pyjama
You approach, it concerns the gentiles. And there, we taught you a word, gentile. Did you have it or not? The word gentile? So, it's gentiles? No, no.
FloodCast
S10E04 - Un Elephant en Pyjama
No way! The Cafés! No, Café Olé. So we call them the Olés. Hey, do you want a cigarette? He just wants to smell it for now.
FloodCast
S10E04 - Un Elephant en Pyjama
I'll give it to you. It's not exactly that, but frankly, you're there. Wait. No, but you'll see, you'll say, yes, bro, that's what I said. They don't have a nice name, so we give them a nickname that comes from the Middle Ages, which is Les Culs Brûlés. Nothing to do with Olay.
FloodCast
S10E04 - Un Elephant en Pyjama
And yes, the 688 inhabitants of the small town of Olay, in Meurthe-et-Moselle, will soon be able to wear a new name and get rid of the rather complicated nickname to wear, which they have had for centuries. Because in Olé, the administrators don't have a nice name, this name of the inhabitants that exists in practically all the municipalities.
FloodCast
S10E04 - Un Elephant en Pyjama
But it's very simple, you call them the Olésians, and that's it. Ah, but it must be voted. You think you can choose like that? Well, yeah, I thought. Well, you can't, my friend.
FloodCast
S10E04 - Un Elephant en Pyjama
I love it, as soon as I get the hang of it, a little racism.
FloodCast
S10E04 - Un Elephant en Pyjama
Very very bad I think he dies at the end I think everyone dies Yes that's it Everyone dies But at the same time It's life Everyone dies I think there's a delirium like that In any case That's the end of the dinosaur series I don't know if you remember this series It was with puppets Who played dinosaurs The dinosaur family The dinosaur family The last one There's an asteroid And he dies The last episode There's an asteroid And you really have a plan On the little baby Because there was a little baby He was so cute And he dies Dead Everyone dies But it was a very good last episode Ah bah yes But for me it's the end Of Les Sopranos
FloodCast
S10E04 - Un Elephant en Pyjama
Wait, I didn't see the Sopranos. There's an asteroid. You'll see, but I didn't spoil it at all.
FloodCast
S10E04 - Un Elephant en Pyjama
If you like the Mafia stuff, they made a series adapted from Batman.
FloodCast
S10E04 - Un Elephant en Pyjama
I have to put it in. And well, frankly, even if you didn't like the Batman movie from Matrix, it's so good because it's really a real mafia movie.
FloodCast
S10E04 - Un Elephant en Pyjama
I don't like series. I'm a little tempted. You know, the ridiculous thing I did, JB, you know, I said it.
FloodCast
S10E04 - Un Elephant en Pyjama
It's over, it's over. Do you want to know the Sunday night of Deglingo that I spent this weekend? Yes. I watched on Warner Bros Next, so not Max or anything, really the little Warner chain, a little 1h30 documentary on Batmobile. I enjoyed it. I can understand. Not on Batman.
FloodCast
S10E04 - Un Elephant en Pyjama
He details the story, the different incursions. Because, you know, each Batman has his Batmobile.
FloodCast
S10E04 - Un Elephant en Pyjama
But Armie Hammer, who was supposed to play Batman in Justice League. We're in the synopsis, we're with the Tales from the Clique. You're the Tales from the Clique now. I decided that. He takes time to give me the... I was invited for 8 years. You are in the same team.
FloodCast
S10E04 - Un Elephant en Pyjama
So to come back to Olay, a rather difficult nickname to carry, an absence to which MSPT decided to attack, as explained by the mayor in France 3, it has been going on for at least a thousand years. We have known each other for at least a millennium. At least a thousand years. A thousand years. You're making things up. Centuries.
FloodCast
S10E04 - Un Elephant en Pyjama
And we can continue like that, but making all the inhabitants participate in this project is also the expression of a citizen democracy.
FloodCast
S10E04 - Un Elephant en Pyjama
So, you heard them, our two guests today are Ferud Sinoche and Deux Trucs Qui Les Énervent, members of Thèse Trombe-Zuclic, the podcast, one is a creator and the other is a good friend of the creator. They also animate the Pochiasse Hotel, two old people from the Muppet Show. They hang out on the things that bore them by gossing, the charmer servers or the ground picks.
FloodCast
S10E04 - Un Elephant en Pyjama
It was a bit weird. It wasn't the bridge of the guys who were too strong at Taekwondo. Yeah, that's right. It was a different atmosphere.
FloodCast
S10E04 - Un Elephant en Pyjama
Did you have a nickname at school? That's a very good question. Anyway, today I'm on stage. I'm asking questions in front of JB. It's funny. I had, maybe it was one year in high school, Toubib.
FloodCast
S10E04 - Un Elephant en Pyjama
Because there's... You really thought you were going to rob a bank. Him, it's Toubib.
FloodCast
S10E04 - Un Elephant en Pyjama
It's a lot, but at the same time, it's a lot. For me, it was all bibs.
FloodCast
S10E04 - Un Elephant en Pyjama
Mehdi? No, Mehdi. I don't know. Not your name? I will always be respected in the middle. It was already Mr. at the time, we called you Mr. No, it was Santa, your first name. Santa?
FloodCast
S10E04 - Un Elephant en Pyjama
He called you Costa, so... I invite you to listen to Le Pot de Chiasse if you don't know, but you will learn that Mehdi has several periods... We adapt to the environment. One of my favorite periods was the Léo Ferré period.
FloodCast
S10E04 - Un Elephant en Pyjama
No, that's me because I got angry with... We'll talk about it in the show. All the agas, it's Jean-Baptiste Imédit of Thèse Trombe-Zuclic.
FloodCast
S10E04 - Un Elephant en Pyjama
A little advice that we can give to people, it doesn't work.
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Applaudissez-vous, applaudissez-vous, je vous en supplie, sinon c'est vide.
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And when you were in a relationship, didn't you have nicknames like that? I'm not a fan of nicknames in a relationship.
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Didier Kaminka Didier Kaminka Didier Kaminka Didier Kaminka A relationship with the synonym.
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Un mec gaucher ou droitier ? J'arrête les tons Oh oui pardon J'arrête Alors on est dans le monde du Cinoche Pas comédien de doublage, pas réel Alors il était aussi réel C'était pas un chef-op ? Un scénariste C'est un scénariste et pas n'importe quel scénariste
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He wrote Air Bud No It would be your idol Of course No he wrote He listened to a lot of French comedies He wrote Les Soudoués He wrote Banzai Les Ripoux Pour sombrer que t'as plus rien Je sais rien mais je dirais tout Pierre Richard Respecteur La Bavure Les Rois du Gag La Total Voilà So we can see it We can see it in the generic of True Lies, for example, because they adapted his script.
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And he was a very good friend of Bruce Rago, he was also a comedian, he did a lot of theater. And that's it, I wanted to make a big up because it's films that are very important in my youth. In fact, the script was titled by Claude Zidi, so there are a lot of Claude Zidi in the filmo. And for me, these films, it's really the films of when I was little.
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That I was watching with my parents, we were laughing together in front of the TV So he left us, I wanted to do a little big up And you ask, what are the comedies that have counted in your life ?
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But you had jokes like that in the comedies of that time, and especially the films of Claude Ziddy, where you had situations, dialogues, and sometimes absurd, visual gags, very... You have Tannin, well it's not Claude Ziddy, but you have Joe from Louis de Finesse, well with Louis de Finesse, which is really a boulevard thing, I don't know what it was, Joe it's with the kiosk where he buries a guy and all.
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And at some point, you have Louis de Finesse who goes down by sliding on the rampart. And down there, there's a guy he doesn't want to see. And he goes back up the rampart. And really, you're not at all in that humor during the whole film. It's a bit of a joke. Yes, that's it.
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You know that I discovered this film very late and that I loved this film. I found it really great. And the poetry, and the humor. But I love the real Junior. He made a lot of movies like that. Funny, touching, with great actors.
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I saw it with the Marx Brothers. When I discovered the Marx Brothers, I said to myself, damn, it's crazy because it's very modern in humor. Do you think it invented everything? We were talking about movies, I was talking about Joe who has mixes. In the Marx Brothers, I know you're a big fan, JB, it's a mix of all the humors. You have word games, you have game stuff, you have visual stuff.
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It's very rich, the Marx Brothers. You have one joke every ten seconds.
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And at the same time, you had a guy with horns, so it was a real mix of a lot of humor. And when you see it today, you think it's great in terms of intensity compared to the time, but you don't laugh like crazy. I mean, I don't have to laugh in front of the Mac Brothers.
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If you calmed down this obsession with the racism that you have, you wouldn't be here. And who combines the best between the two binomials? Who combines the best? It's a combination for people who don't know you. It's a combination of several decades. Ah, more than 30 years now. That's it. When did you meet? 16 years old.
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But that can also be Pochette. People who say, there's not really an equivalent in French. No, but no, because there, it's the formulation.
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It allows me to open up a little bit, because as I told you, Didier Kaminka wrote Les Soudoués, and Les Soudoués is the 16th movie that was the most broadcast on TV. Because I'm talking to you about Banzai and everything, indeed, it's movies, you said, Mehdi, that went viral on TV. I'm asking you, what are the movies that were the most broadcast on TV?
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I have a top 20, and it's going to surprise you, because neither Les Bronzés nor Les Bronzés font du ski are in the top 20. Wait, French movies or... Only French movies. Ok, La Grande Vadrouille.
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There is not The Great Battle The Visitors is in it There is not The Visitors The Seventh Company There is not The Seventh Company Fantomas There is not Fantomas They are very old movies Well not so much, not so much, not so much There are comedies, the number one is unfindable Ah it's not just comedies It's not just comedies It's only French movies Ah ok In reality yes, it's almost only comedies but for example, come on I give you the hint, there are animated films
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Which are comedies So they're all French Kirikou and Les Bêtes Sauvages is second And La Sorcière is ninth Diffused 56 times Kirikou and La Sorcière And Kirikou and Les Bêtes Sauvages 69 times Les Ripoux ? There's no Les Ripoux
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Ah bah no, no, no, not at all. Ah no? Ah no, no welcome to Les Ch'tis. Crashe-moi la gueule, Crashe-moi la gueule, Florent. No, I can... No, but... Sorry? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's okay. But now, you have to take out your hands, there. No, but... Yes, we have for two hours and you stay there.
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We're going to find a few. We're not going to find any, it's crazy. You know what, I see two that are not comedies, I give them. There's Flic ou Voyou 19th with Belmondo. And Le Grand Bleu 18th. Both broadcasted 50 times. Okay. Astérix, Mission Cléopâtre.
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Exactly. I'll give you all Asterix and Cleopatra. Wait, I think I have a good one. I'll give you all Asterix because there are a lot of them.
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The Twelve Works, that's the first one. It was broadcast 60 times.
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The third most broadcast movie on television. Followed closely by Asterix and the Surprise of Caesar, 58 times. Asterix and the Cleopatra, 58 times as well. Asterix and the Bretons, 56 times. Asterix and the Gauls, 55 times. Asterix and the Coup du Ménir, 52 times. And Asterix and the Indians, 51 times. So you can imagine, there are 4, 5, 6 Asterix.
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There's no Lucky Luke. But there's another comic. Tintin. Tintin. Tintin. Tintin. Tintin. Tintin. Tintin. Tintin. Tintin. Tintin. Tintin. Tintin.
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Kirikou didn't like it. But Tintin in Congo is a must for me. I feel like there were two teams. There was Astérix and Tintin, right? You were a team of two, right?
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I don't understand the people who put it before. I was more of a team Astérix. Tintin, I didn't find it very funny. No, no. And when I was little, not funny cartoon, I didn't understand the point. The insults of the captain of the dock. I laugh to the bone. Oh, the Duponts! The Duponts! The Duponts!
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So, can you do a few little comedies like that? After, I stop talking to you. So, real image. Beef cornet operation. Not beef cornet operation. There is surprisingly no Christian Clavier, I tell you. There is not a keyboard. It's more recent than... There is a recent... Les Trois Frères. Taxi. Not taxi either. No, no, I'm sorry. I'll give them to you, are you ready?
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No, there's a junior, there's a junior. There's not the time, but there's another one. Scoot still. There's no teacher. There's no teacher, no. Scoot still, 8th, 56 broadcasts, can you imagine? Yeah, but now, he's not going anywhere. Yeah, but you were right with the TNT, I think it's one of those things, 22h30 on W9, things like that. It's true, 58, it seems to me, it's not much.
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I can imagine, there are huge numbers Look, Santa Claus is a mess, he goes through all Christmas But you see, he came out in 80's 56, can you imagine? No, really, it's huge I remember everything I said There's a film by Scoot Toujours called Jean-Baptiste How many out of 10 is a fake?
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3 out of 10 2 out of 3, I would have put 2 But I always found it weird, the end of... So it's not Scoot Toujours, it's Pino Simple Flic I think Where it's the shooting That is to say, there is the end scene Where Pino says, no, I'm a cop now or what ? He doesn't say that. The camera goes back and you see, okay, end of shooting for Gérard Junio. And it's the generic, you say, it's ridiculous.
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What's your age? I'm 33, so we're 10 years apart. When Adrien was 20 and you were 10, you couldn't have been friends.
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There's a coluche, maybe. There's... Well... No, there's no collage. A Delon? No. Ah, yes, yes, sorry, there's a collage. But not a collage where he's all alone.
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No? Oh, that's crazy! Yeah, there's no Ravijakov. No, I'm telling you. Wait, wait, wait. A 2 funes. A bit of an old 2 funes.
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Un indice... Non. C'est un ventre mou. C'est un film en deux parties où la première partie est exceptionnelle et après ça part en... La soupe aux choux ! Non, et après ça part en... Il devient de finesse ! Devant nos yeux ! I'll give it to you. I hate it. You know what, we'll give it to others. We'll come back to Delphine. You know which one is the number one? And that's crazy.
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You said it, didn't you? No, the number one is Delphine 1, Yvan 0. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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According to the study of the CNC, it was broadcast 70 times, including 61 times on TF1 and often at night. But since it was released in 1997, it is true that there are more than 2.7 broadcasts of this film per year. It's incredible. I don't have the feeling of having seen as much on TV. No, but it's at night, that's what I'm telling you. It was movies. I want to find this Dauphinès.
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C'est... Attends, je peux te dire, c'est un film réalisé par... Non, le réalisateur ne va pas vous aider. C'est un film de 1966.
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Le Grand Restaurant. Ouais ! Bien joué. Yes ! Incredible movie by De Finesse. In fact, there is a second part a little weird where he steals a diamond, I don't know what. But then the whole first part where it's Patron Incognito.
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It's really what inspired Patron Incognito, I think. The famous joke with Hitler. Of course, indeed. Very funny.
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The European Commission wants to vote a law concerning restaurants. In your opinion, which one? Ah, you're hungry. Because I know there are food restaurants. Ah yes, there are food restaurants. Does it concern hygiene?
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Oh, Mehdi ! Listen, Mehdi, from the top of your high chair, obviously. I'm with my cigars. Come on, throw me some breadcrumbs. The emperor !
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He made me smoke He made me smoke He showed me how you don't drink So I loved it It's an old lady, that's why I'm an old lady And he's young in his head I'm Will.I.Am Dear friends, as usual, we're going to do the Floodcast game, so I'm going to ask you questions about the news.
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Go get some water! That's why I didn't feel the drinks, I didn't feel anything. Because it concerns the food. It doesn't concern the food.
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Ah yeah, no, but I think it goes with McDonald's. Me, if the sole doesn't stick when I go to McDonald's, I'm not very happy.
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That's what I don't like about McDonald's today, I've already talked about it, but it's this knight thing. I think it's really crazy. It annoys me.
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A transavia airline flight that joined Dubai and Amsterdam must have landed in an emergency, in your opinion, for what reason? So Mehdi, I don't know if you know the show, but basically, you can ask questions to have some clues. Is it still someone who has shit a story like that?
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Yes, and even the fact of sitting down, and then suddenly there are people who are sitting down, who can't find their place.
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When you order at the border, and it's more and more mandatory, you have to put a New York Jollibee, and now they serve you the McDonald's at the table. I don't know Ah la la la la la
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The European Commission. Yes. Handwashing, handwashing. Not handwashing.
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So yes, but because there you are on a thing. For the staff. For the staff.
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Okay, that's good. You can come. Your table, sir. Your table, here.
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So, it's the Commission, you'll see, I'll tell you about it, but it's the European Commission, so it's not a law either. What I mean is, they want to make it go to... You'll see.
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It's a bit like that. It's for the clients. To incite people. To incite people, exactly.
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Very good answer! Yes, you don't even have the right to... Smoking on the terrace! I love that. I'm happy with that. I said it's not that. Well, that's it. Don't start, Mehdi.
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Tuesday, September 17th, 15 days ago. Molo molo, Elastico. A little more. The executive body of the European Union has published a text that could change the practices in coffee and bar terraces. It recommends not to smoke outside restaurant establishments. Among other things, this is also true for e-cigarettes. Yes, yes, it's a pleasure. But what pleasure? Yes, yes. I agree.
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The first objective is to protect the youngest. And yes, the passive tabagism. That's why, in addition to the terraces, the cafes, the restaurants, the Commission recommends to ban cigarettes in the playgrounds, the parking lots, the swimming pools, the bus stops, the stations.
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Peut-être les chasser, aussi, ces gens-là. Non, mais je sais pas. Non, mais...
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In the cinema. In the planes too. You didn't know that. I knew the restaurants. I remember non-smokers in the restaurants with big fans. No, I don't smoke. But I knew at that time.
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No, the Gauls don't exist anymore. No, I don't think so. Ah yeah, I'll do a search right away.
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But... No, no, but horrible. It was produced in France until 2005, then in Spain, and since 2014 in Poland. So no, it still exists. Ah no, not at all, not at all. In 2014, Imperial Tobacco announced the closure of the production unit.
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Did you smoke marijuana? Listen, I smoked... Not everywhere. Be careful, I only smoked in Amsterdam. By the way, you said lady. I said lady. If I count the number of times where I smoked, where I shot on a joint and not smoked a joint, I think we're at ten times in my life. Because at one point, I wanted to test a little bit and I wanted to appreciate the effects. I'm not going to lie to you.
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But I did it in Amsterdam. What was the effect? Well, I'm a little drunk. No, but it makes me laugh a lot. And in fact, as soon as the second one has less effect on me, I don't want to smoke anymore. I really just have the euphoria of the first one, but it doesn't make me... After that, I don't want to smoke at all. And above all, I smoke pure because I don't like nicotine.
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That's a very good question. Besides? The man. The man, of course.
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For me, it's the hunger. All the clichés of people who smoke joints, I had a hunger. And in Amsterdam, you have the two ventures. The Fonsdal. And on the two ventures in Amsterdam, they have some awful things, which are basically wafers with whipped cream, plus ice cubes, Quina Bueno planted in it. It's really awful things visually. And when you're wasted, you want to eat them.
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I swear I don't. It's really too much. Florent, play your frigo.
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An enormous gopher with a lot of teeth No no no but really the thing visually is atrocious It's really a pokemon It's a thing, no, terrible I'd eat you I love that Maybe my favorite dish So yes, this law, well it's not really a law precisely That's what I wanted to say Because basically the smokers, the text of the Constitution of France doesn't have a legal scope Explain Gwendolyn Paul That I understand To understand, it has no contraindicating value It's just a recommendation free to member states to seize it or to leave it for the dead
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Ah bah oui Ah bah oui D'accord d'accord Mais ah donc ça veut dire que quand même les états ont le droit de La France peut décider La France peut décider ou non de l'intégrer à un projet de loi Oui d'accord Et aussi libre de prendre des libertés avec le texte européen C'est incitatif à l'échelle nationale C'est ça Enfin du gouvernemental je veux dire C'est ça c'est l'Europe mais après chaque pays décide Ah ok Et en France il faut savoir qu'environ 20% des lois Adoptées sont d'origine européenne Ce qui est pas dingue Ouais ouais ouais Mais non mais c'est vrai qu'en terrasse Surtout quand c'est les terrasses semi-couvertes là Bon bah c'est comme si on était à l'intérieur Ouais c'est ridicule Donc le fumet pas là
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What would be great would be to make two terraces. You have the smoking terrace and the non-smoking terrace.
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In any case, I have the chance to hang out with smokers. Even on the terrace? Yes, apart from Jérôme Niel who loves to smoke on the terrace. But I have a lot of friends who go out of the table to smoke often.
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Through the window of the car and maybe what annoys me the most. When I see them in the car, I'm like, you're throwing your shit away. Is that biodegradable or not? Not at all. I think it takes 50 years. And it ends up in the scene.
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I think it's the city of Paris that tried to incite people to buy their Megos. They put some kind of little stuff, a little funny stuff. Like, what team are you? Star Wars or Star Trek? And basically, you had to put your ego in the thing of your answer. Well, it didn't work at all, obviously.
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I attended a very nice scene with JB. We were going to the Fnac. What was that? There was something to give or I don't know what. Ah yes, when you pay by card, they tell you what you want to give. Ah yes. Listen, we were talking about two cents. He pressed the red really hard. Me too, I pressed the red. He said, no, no, no, two cents, it's out of question.
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He was perfectly aware of that. In fact, a company that makes a donation to a work is tax evasion.
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Do you know the Razort Bob haircut? Because it's a haircut that has had an increase of 1500% of research on Pinterest this summer. And do you know what it is?
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Yes. It's a haircut? It's a haircut. And it has had 1500% of research on Pinterest. In addition, do you know why? It's a cut in the mouth, I imagine, right? In a certain way, yes, of course. You just said it, right? Yes, but basically, that's not my question. My question is... What made that there was a boom of 1,500?
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Wait, wait, wait. It's... It's... It's... It's... It's... It's... It's... It's... It's... It's... It's... It's... It's... It's... It's...
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Which is not... He's arrested ! Well, the Razorball, indeed, it's a kind of... It's a kind of ball cut ? But in your opinion, what launched this ? A known guy did this cut. A pop culture thing ? Not a known guy, but a known girl. Who adopted this cut ? So, wait, wait, wait.
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An American participated in the success of that, because it was Lily Collins, from Emily in Paris. The daughter of Phil Collins. Of course, it proves the age. Lily Collins, the heroine of Emily in Paris. Oh, the daughter of Phil Collins, the fighter of Genesis.
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So yes, in a way. But it's not her who provoked this buzz. Is it a person who is in the wind? Is it Lena Situation? It's not Lena Situation.
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She's very much followed on Instagram, but she's not an influencer, she's not an actress. A singer? She's a singer. Alizé? Not Alizé. Clara Lucchini? Not Clara Lucchini. She's an apple. She's not an apple.
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An apple cut, an apple cut. Oh, I'm going to be late with my apple cut. Oh, I had a pimple. Oh, I'm sweating.
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Yes, she took back Kavinsky, well, she took back Nightcall with Kavinsky and Phoenix. I hate this sentence. No, no, no. It was a very good question. No, I don't have it in Gothic. No, I don't have it in Gothic.
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Because how did you dress? With a sheriff's star on the vest I'm still in the thing, I have Michael Douglas recently
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Of course, you know, the little Costard. The little food shirt.
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Yes, he's better. That's what I love. I'm sorry, I'm making another detour. This J.B. 's mess, as you can see, is a completely crazy Vinti. On Vinted, he's crazy about Vinted. He tried to sell an organizer, I think. It's the one where he put something that looks like that of Michael Douglas. And he puts the picture of Michael Douglas with the organizer. And so he asks you for that shit 60 bucks.
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Anyway, but the hair salons where there is Ludacris in front, we know that Ludacris is beautiful. But it makes you want to.
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Because in fact, I think I would even be sad to make a girl if it's thanks to a technique that is disguised in cowboy. When you dress in cowboy.
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That said, it was also Mehdi's technique to always have a book in his bag. That's great. By hand. By hand, yes.
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But you were in Drancy, you couldn't get your hair ironed at the time. No, but it lasted one day.
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Me, in any case, I don't use it. I think it still exists. It still exists. I think. It's incredible, that. But for me, it was really bold to arrive with pictures of mega-beautiful American stars when I had a big nose and buttons.
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The hairdresser says, I'm not a magician, my friend. Yes, and then you're coming when you don't look like Beckham at the end. That's it. But I also had a lot of times the same thing. I always had very frizzy, very curled hair. And sometimes they managed to do things with the gel and everything when it had just been washed and wet. And the same thing, the next day it was terrible.
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In fact, when it was raining, because I had really long hair, it made me flat on top, but wrapped around, so it made a kind of crown of buckles. And I had, at the very least, the papillotes of Rabin, which flowed like that around my face.
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Yes, you like it, you don't like it. But at the same time, I have the feeling that it's done. C'est comme quand un cuisinier, tu vois, si tu dis à la fin du repas que t'as tout mangé et que tu dis bah non c'était pas très bon, bah oui mais t'as tout mangé.
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Oui. But no, they impose it on you, you don't have a choice, it's done, so what do you want to say? Ah, you want to say, like, not paid, you would say? Ah, okay, I wasn't in there. We don't pay.
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That's exactly what I was going to say. But you have to tell the boys that we are afraid to be bald. It's great to be bald. I'm afraid.
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I can't say better. Maybe not, but... Yes, yes, that's what you have to say.
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I'm interested in what you said. You said it was a bit magnetic. You like it when we say things like that.
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No, but be careful. When, for example, I make a joke and I get a ha-ha in text, it's a happiness, obviously. It's a kind of compliment, you know.
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It's like in the offices, like in the... And there are soles when it slacks. And you don't like it? And you don't like it, it's not very pretty. No, but...
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A series of sordid circumstances led a 38-year-old man to consult emergency services for swelling, cramps and redness on his penis. In your opinion, what happened to him? Mehdi did a mougeant, it's obvious.
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Eh bien pas du tout. Et c'est là où je vous surprends, c'est ce que pensaient les médecins la première fois quand ils ont vu ça, ils ont dit bon ça c'est une petite MST. Mais en fait il lui est arrivé autre chose, il a fait autre chose pour créer cette petite situation. T'as dit sordide, ça a un rapport avec la mort ou pas ?
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Pas la mort, non sordide c'est plus terrible pour lui mais c'est pas, y'a rien de glauque. Y'a rien de glauque ? Rien de glauque. Tu peux nous rappeler ce qu'il a sur la bite ? Bien sûr je vous fais la petite liste, des gonflements, des croûtes et des rougeurs. La croûte est sur le gland ou ? La croûte c'est relou ? It's like on pizzas, he hates that.
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It can happen to you, it's very rare, because this is the first case of history that has happened.
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No, the glove can drag without the hand being used. You can move forward like a soldier. His proposal was put in medical difficulty, he had a hard time answering. Whatever the other situation, I would have chosen the other one, I think. It was licked with the tongue.
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Is there a relationship with an animal? No animal. What could he have done with that? Something happened to his penis, something that can happen to you elsewhere, but this is the first time it happens to a penis.
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Something that happens to a lot of people that you say, I think it must have happened. I think it has.
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This good old Mosper. A link with the pool. So no, not the pool, but well seen, it could have been that. Is it a link with the circumcision?
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It doesn't make any sense. Do you want to guess how it happened?
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No, no, no, it's a food poisoning of the penis. He put food inside his urethra. No. I can't even understand. It's an intoxication. He put food in his urethra. No, no, that's what JB says. I can't understand how. He stuck his dick in something? Food ended up in his urethra, unfortunately. After a fellation.
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After a fellation. After a fellation. After a fellation. After a fellation. American Pie No, no, it's not that So you're informing us that food has entered his urethra In a certain way, but... I'll tell you Wait, wait, no, now we're going to... Because that's what's most interesting Now we're touching the rope of the Floodcast Is food entering his urethra through the outside of the body?
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Très bonne réponse, Adrien Meignard. En ce moment, je raconte des histoires avant de coucher ma fille. Je vais vous la raconter de la même manière. Un premier cas dans la littérature décrivant un tel phénomène. On ainsi écrit les scientifiques qui ont pris en charge le pauvre homme dans l'étude dédiée à ce cas publiée dans la revue Anal of Medicine and Surgery.
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Comme le rapporte le New York Post, le patient a d'abord consulté des urologues après avoir souffert de rougeurs et de gonflements inhabituels au niveau de son entrejambe. As you thought, you told me, the doctors thought the same, they thought of an IST, a sexually transmissible infection.
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You're going to understand, in fact, after having preserved a sample of the crust formed on his penis, the doctors of the medical center identified the bacteria Bacillus cereus. Do you know what it is? It's a bacteria that can contaminate vegetables, cereals, like rice, potatoes or spices. It's a bacteria responsible for what the Anglo-Saxons call the Fried Rice Syndrome.
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J'ai hâte, j'ai vraiment hâte. Symptoms that obviously did not prevent him from having sexual intercourse. The guy, he has the shit, he has the shit, but still he makes love. And he shits during the act. Exactly, during the act. The man then started to suffer from gastric pain and a violent episode of diarrhea and vomiting. A bad Saturday night, in my opinion.
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And I ask the question in flow, your animal... Listen, that's what I was saying, I don't like to be surprised.
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The racial bacteria was probably transmitted to the penis via the patient's vomit on his own phallus. And so to treat his penis infection, the 30-year-old had to be forced to apply an antibiotic cream on his penis three times a day and to abstain from any sexual intercourse and masturbation until the complete healing of his stomach.
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His member, sorry, a month after his miscarriage, he was completely restored.
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What you just said reminded me of one of the best texts that Mehdi sent me.
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To be completely honest, it's a news I've had for 5 Floatcasts where I'm like, no but I don't know them! And then I'm like, that's it, there's Amédée and JB, we can talk about vomiting on the dick, we're friends.
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No, but because I thought I was afraid of snakes. And once I was offered to see snakes and even put them on me and I wasn't scared at all. I had goosebumps when I was in my parents' garden and there was a snake crawling between my legs.
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Dear friends, this is the end of this episode. Soon, the cultural recommendations, of course, around the table. If you have something you liked, it can be a movie, a TV show, theater, a book, whatever, music. In any case, something you liked recently, or not necessarily something recent, I want to start with Jean-Baptiste Toussaint from Tales from the Clique. Toussaint.
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And I love this form of documentary. The first part about his whole life and the second part about his everyday life as an old man, I found the form brilliant.
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Yes, I see what you're saying. He also wrote a very good book.
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Yes, a very great book, which is in France, in the Capricci edition. There's a joke that I really like about Steve Martin, I don't know if I'll tell it well, but he says, yeah, I spent a night... We all made a joke, a joke... We became big heads, we became big heads. He says, no, no, I spent a night with a girl, it went very, very well, she really has a super cat, crazy.
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So people say, no, no, Matt, oh la la, les gros pervers, non, je parle de son chat, de son animal, c'est un chat que j'adore, qui est super, que j'aime tellement que je l'ai enculé toute la nuit.
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No, but you know, the colors that are, how to say, not at all, shit, venomous. The gnomes and the colors. The gnomes and the colors, oh.
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I'm not very serious. This one is pretty nice in the rhythm and all that. The season is crazy.
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Of course, of course. It was on M6 at the time. It's one of the last big memories of cult series that everyone talked about when I was in high school. It's a thing of... Everyone watched it. My parents forbade me to watch TV at night because it was on weekdays.
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But it's very big, like the orbeez, it's huge stuff. And so that's it, I thought it was a joke, but it doesn't scare me. So I don't like to be surprised. You, the spider. There's a terrible story about spiders.
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I went down like, what's he doing? You have an incredible story with spiders.
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I borrowed it and the guy never gave it to me. What game was it? No, it was the Nintendo 64 console.
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Mario Super Mario Zelda GoldenEye GoldenEye GoldenEye GoldenEye GoldenEye GoldenEye GoldenEye GoldenEye GoldenEye GoldenEye GoldenEye GoldenEye GoldenEye GoldenEye
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I remember standing up on the toilet, waiting for the door to open and for the door to open. It's one of the things I talked about when I was young. But be careful, I grew up in Bourgogne. So we had 5 years of gap with the rest of the world, the time that it happens in our country. I played at GoldenEye, the Playstation was already out.
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I was at the box office, without wanting to do anything, and create a character like that. You create your mythology for me. I had the consoles a little later because they were cheaper, where I recovered them. But the Nintendo 64 was Mario and GoldenEye for me.
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I realize that it's maybe the kind of game I hate the most in the world. The infiltration games. I bought the Star Wars game.
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Too much infiltration. I was sold a Star Wars GTA, like you can walk around and do whatever you want, but all the missions are infiltration, you can't use your gun. Wait, you can't... Oh yeah, there's no thing where you choose, in fact, either you're an idiot or you're... There are some, yes, and others, no.
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There's one, really, it's hilarious, you can't get out of your gun, so you do infiltration and it's hard and it's boring. Well, I'm bad at that. And at the end of the day, they say, she literally says, it's good, I can get out of my blaster. But there is no reason, it's narcissistic, it pisses me off. Did you test Robocop on PS5? Oh la la, listen to me.
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Jean-Baptiste Toussaint, it starts very well where he tells me, I know one of the game's developers, I can give it to you for free. Well, it never happened. Yes, I sent you a code, but it's an American code. Yes, so it didn't work. It didn't work. I buy it, I wait a bit, I bought it and when it's 40 bucks, because no one bought it, I play it and it's a disaster. No, it's not that bad.
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I found it too... In fact, the problem is that Robocop doesn't move fast. So already, it's very slow as a game. But it's Robocop. It's Robocop.
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Be careful, that. Be careful. A Kickstarter, it starts very quickly, Adrien. And what I love about it all is that there is my JB who bought the most expensive pack to have the real face of the Robocop actor.
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Except for a crucial moment. And so he spent 20 more balls to have the face of the actor. Well, I'm going to recommend you a documentary film, released on Netflix, called Will & Harper. Ah yes, with Will Ferrell. That's right, with Will Ferrell and Harper Steele. Harper Steele is a transgender woman, who met Will Ferrell when she was still a man at Saturday Night Live.
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And basically, the documentary starts with Will Ferrell reading the letter he received, the email he received from her, where she announces her change of gender. And Will Ferrell is someone who is a democrat, who is open about everything, but who has no knowledge and who...
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I think it's a very interesting documentary to show for cis people, more than transgender people, I think, because there's a real thing of, he's like, I'm not mean, but I'm probably saying shit, I'm probably making a joke, and I don't know, you know. And so, in fact, what's super interesting is that Harper Steele,
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At the time when she was a man, she loved to go to roadside bars, you know, things a little venerable. It was really a trolling globe and she loved the States. And now that she has become a woman and even more so a transgender woman, she is a little anxious. She says to herself, well, in fact, the country is still particularly hard. There is transphobia everywhere.
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And she, in addition, she really loved to go to the big old motard raids, a little hardcore and all that stuff. And we had to say, come on, let's take the car, let's go together. And like that, I educate myself, I learn a little more. In addition, she really has a speech of, you're my buddy, so you can ask me any questions.
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And besides, she is quite brilliant, this person, because she is really in the mood, well, in fact, you're my buddy, so ask me the questions you want. But in the docu, she says, don't go as soon as you see a trans person, say, so how does it work and everything and everything. She says, I do it with... My friend, because I've known him for 20 years and I authorize him to do that.
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But suddenly, their trip allows you to ask a lot of questions. And she has a lot of hindsight on the fact that she says, but I have money. Me, my friend, it's Will Ferrell, etc. Yes, it's still privileged. She says it, she says it, you see, and she says it. And even me, I advise you the thing.
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I'm not a transgender person, I really see it through the eyes of a cis person, which allows you to be educated through this friendship story, which is really, first of all, a friendship story. It's really two friends, a guy and a girl, who take the car and cross the United States.
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And it's really interesting because it doesn't put the transphobia of this country under the rug at all in some places. At one point, they go to a restaurant and there's an article that comes out
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about how Will Ferrell was with Harper Steele, a transgender woman, and then on Twitter, they show you the whole thing about Twitter blowing up a cable about how Will Ferrell hangs out with a trans woman, etc. And besides that, Harper Steele was the head writer of the SNL, so she's funny. Will Ferrell is obviously very funny, and it's not at all a thing... It's very well done.
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It's really a story of friendship. It's beautiful. I cried two or three times, I have to admit. It's very touching as a film. It's also very funny. I know you love, JB, the American decor, so that's really... The Americana. They really have a lifestyle that they love. They take two folding chairs, they put them on a parking lot and they drink beers.
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And she too, that's what's funny. There's a joke at one point with the one who's in the ad, where he asks her sincere, serious questions, even about the terrible things she went through, because she went through what a lot of transgender people have gone through, namely her previous life, where she didn't feel good in her man's skin, etc.
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But at the same time, he says bullshit, Will Ferrell, and at one point he goes, « Now that you've become a woman, don't you think you're running less well? » And he says it on purpose, like I'm making a shitty joke. And she says, « Ah, very funny, very funny, very funny. » And a little while later, she goes, But yeah, yeah, I'm doing much less well.
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So it's really two... It's two... It's two friends who are having a great trip and still, she went through some very hard things.
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I have the guy from the Lord of the Rings, the Hobbit. There's a Hobbit who looks like me. Olivier de Benoist. No, you're Olivier de Benoist, the football player. But yes, it's your Sozibo. Or Maxence is your Sozibo too. Yes, it's true, Maxence is a bit my Sozibo too. You're a Sozibo too? Well, he's Statham.
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Well, friends, this is the end of this Floatcast. I'm going to make a last round of tables. JB, Mehdi, indeed, Têtre Incroyable, Podchiasse as well. So, to explain a little faster, on TFTC, the podcast, you receive an invitee.
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Yes! There was the episode of Floodcast, it was you, Jurassic Park. Oh yes, sorry! I was on my talent.
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I don't know if you saw the Telerama article recently that said, the Pochias, the heirs of the Floatcast.
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Even your characters, because you create your own characters, right?
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You know what happened to me? Something a little humiliating for me, a little ridiculous for me, and a little humiliating. And I know that Adrien is going to talk to him. Something a little humiliating and ridiculous, because for whom did I take myself? I take the RER and I see two people with a T-shirt La Bonne Auberge. So I tell myself... They're going to recognize me! Zero points, you hear me?
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I'm really the boss of La Bonne Auberge, who potentially doesn't even listen to the Floodcast.
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That's funny. That's pretty funny. A racist. It's my obsession, by the way. Yes, sorry, excuse me. I tried to steal your obsession, excuse me. Well, in any case, guys, thank you very much. It's been a pleasure. And we'll see you next week. Ciao. Ciao.
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There is the proof. There is the proof. There is the proof. There is the proof.
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There is the proof. There is the proof. There is the proof. So it doesn't tell us what happened in this Transavia Airlines flight.
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He saw that there was JB Medi, he said, oh, I can call a little line to Johnny Mnemonic. Figure it out that I call it often.
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Est-ce qu'il y a eu une baston au sein de l'avion ? Alors, ça a fini en baston, mais j'aimerais qu'on me dise la raison. Quelqu'un a pété ? C'est tout à fait la bonne réponse. Quelqu'un n'a pas simplement pété. Il a pété sur quelqu'un ? Non, il a pété à répétition. Oui, bien sûr. Mais après, c'est l'avion en même temps.
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Ça sent un peu. Two Dutch passengers had a hard time accepting the flatulence and repetition of their neighbors, to the point that a fight followed. The unrespectable man refused to stop when his neighbors asked him.
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Bonjour, bonsoir et bienvenue dans ce nouvel épisode du Floodcast. Tu te prends la tête dans les mains maintenant. Tu connais l'expression péter son crâne ? Qu'est-ce que je fais actuellement ? T'essayais de contenir ta boîte crânienne pour pas qu'elle pète, j'ai bien compris. Oui, bonjour, bonsoir et bienvenue dans ce nouvel épisode du Floodcast.
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Non, mais là, on gratte, on gratte, on gratte. C'est ton enquête pétine. On de la traconte. D'ailleurs, t'as pas réagi, je t'ai envoyé une vidéo. On de la traconte, c'est des vidéos, maintenant, aussi. That means that on the channel, they film, we tell you about it, the podcast tells you about it. So we see him do his characters and everything?
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So the light changes, there's a giant screen behind him where he's in a setting and he does the characters and we have his visual.
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To tell you the pilot was forced to land in an emergency because the crew didn't want to get involved. Once the plane landed in Austria, the police got on board and prosecuted the arrest of four people, two of whom were sisters. This one has a complaint against the airline. Oh, it's two girls? Yes, claiming to have been arrested for no reason.
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We have nothing to do with this incident, we just had the bad luck of finding ourselves in the same row as these men. No, it's guys. Oh no, okay. And there were these two girls who had also been released, while they just said, stop fighting for a prude, it's too stupid.
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Tu sous-entends qu'il faudrait que je l'efface de ma bio Tinder ? Ok, d'accord.