Avec Alban Ivanov et Audrey Pirault. Présenté par Florent Bernard et Adrien Ménielle. On en parle de choses dans cet épisode : de chier dans un hamac, de clown de classe, de harcèlement d’insomnie, de Robbie Williams et de peter sur un plateau de cinéma.Tu peux nous laisser des bonnes notes sur ta plateforme d'écoute et/ou en parler autour de toi, le bouche-à-oreille, c'est toujours chanmé ! Bises,Flo. Hébergé par Acast. Visitez acast.com/privacy pour plus d'informations.
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Il s'agit du flot de cast. Ça plus ça perd. Good luck.
Bravo, bravo. C'est très, très impressionnant.
Ah ouais, c'est toujours un spectacle.
Oui, bonjour, bonsoir. Il a sauté comme ça. Il s'est même pas mouillé la nuque, il est parti. Je suis, je suis. Bonjour, bonsoir et bienvenue dans ce nouvel épisode du Flot Classe, comme à l'accoutumée. Flot Classe.
Flot Classe, on s'est changé le titre.
Oh merde. Je t'ai pas dit. Première Classe. Flot Classe. Comme à l'accoutumée, je suis accompagné d'Adrien Meignel. Adrien Meignel, malheureusement petite nuit.
Oh yeah, a little night.
A little insomnia this night. Right now it's one night out of two. But I'm going to give it my best. Is there a reason for that? I would like to know. But life, what? Life? The world.
But in fact, sorry, excuse me, you're going to go to bed and you're not going to go to bed? So you're going to get insomnia. No, I stay... No, white night, that's what I meant.
No, but... No, but like, are you going to go to bed and then it doesn't come?
Or are you going to go to bed, you go to bed and you wake up?
C'est ça. Après 8 heures de sommeil, je me réveille.
Ça fait une belle nuit.
Je me suis réveillé vers 4-5 heures du matin et j'ai peur. C'est le stress, ça. Dis-lui, toi, t'as des trucs.
Les graines de shoya.
Ah non, les cailloux.
Je lui avais fait une box à Alban avec que des produits bons pour la santé. Il ne l'a jamais ouverte, je suis sûre. Si, j'avais mangé tes graines. Si, parce que j'avais mis un paquet de clopes dedans, mais entre-temps, tu fumes plus de cigarettes.
Non, mais j'avais pris tes graines de chair. Ah, I have a dog. I had more trouble with my head. So according to the hours at which you wake up, why do you sigh?
You sighed and I saw all this, the look, the sigh.
But no, it has nothing to do, it's that in fact your organs, they work with schedules.
So I would look around 3-4 hours, you say?
Ah bah j'ai un organe qui fonctionne, ça je peux te dire.
Oh c'est beau.
Il parle de sa putain de queue là.
Il est en train de nous dire qu'il baisse trop. Et il peut plus dormir. Oh c'est beau.
Quel homme. C'est pas ça, c'est pas ça.
Our first guest is a regular in the house since it's her sixth participation already, already. In the Olympia. That's what I was going to say, the last time she came it was at the Olympia, quite simply. The old people of the old may have discovered her in short-range skates, but now it's in the longer format than official.
The movie, History of the Future, La Traversée, Le Daron, soon on TF1, I saw. Or Challenger, which comes out this Wednesday. So, not to be confused with Challengers. It's the movie with Zendaya who does tennis and three-point shots. There, it's Audrey Pirro who does boxing.
No, it's Alban Ivanov who does boxing.
You train him, that's it.
I'm a manager.
No spoilers. It's a spoiler already. Boxing already, I don't know. There's a cork on the poster. Well, we're going to go with André Pirault, that's it.
What a joy.
You're Poli and not Mickey.
That's what you mean in terms of Rocky, for example. Oh, you didn't see Rocky? Oh, she didn't work the role. She didn't work the role.
No, but it's the Mickey side. I said to myself, wait, which one is he talking about?
Mickey is the trainer and Poli is the manager.
Yes, we're good, we're good.
She didn't know there were movies about boxing before Challenger. It's a super new sport.
I just need these pigeons to go away because they're depressing me.
He has one leg, he's in pain, he's very sick. I'm going to ask him to leave. He's sick. No, but leave him, leave the poor thing. Leave him, the poor thing. It was a joke, the poor thing. No, he has two legs, in fact, he has one raised, everything is fine. No, but he pretends to be smart. No, but he looks bad in point, the poor thing. He is, he is bad in point. They don't fly anymore.
It's not a good sign.
You tell him to leave, he says, no.
No, in fact, to go where? I can't. It's out of question, in fact. To go where? And go without end until... I wake up every day at 4 o'clock in the morning. C'est vrai que je vois un peu mon image.
Ça me met mal. Notre sourd invité, c'est sa première fois dans l'émission. Il est acteur, humoriste. Et sur sa photo Wikipédia, pas de tapis rouge, pas de cérémonie des Molières, mais il est posé tranquille dans une voiture. Est-ce que t'as vu cette petite photo ?
Ah ouais, ouais. Posé.
Il est posé dans son Wiki. Tranquillement.
Voilà. Bon, non, mais il a su rester simple. Oh, ben... Voilà. En train de faire un freestyle. Je fais une carrière à 50 kilomètres. Voilà. J'essaye de pas me faire flasher. C'est propre. Il y a la ceinture.
Non, c'est nickel. Vraiment, c'est dans le respect.
Les mains... A 10h10, bien sûr. On l'a vu dans Passe sur le grand mât, le centre de la fête, la petite histoire de France, et dans toute la filmographie de Varane Soudjian, dont son dernier film, Challengers, dans lequel il joue un boxeur sur le retour. Mais parmi tous les grands acteurs avec lesquels il a joué, il y a ce petit bonhomme. 10 years ago, in the moustache, in Top Wesh.
But finally, and maybe especially, he started his career by yelling « Je t'emmerde » to Gérard Klein on the site. And that's not bad. It's Alban Ivanov. Bravo!
Bravo! World in madness!
Thank you for your enthusiasm. Yeah, it's been a pleasure. Thank you, Alban, for being with us. It's been a pleasure. It's been a pleasure.
Thank you for the invitation. It's so cool. So, yeah, you're here for Challengers, so we're going to do the news.
No, 100 S, 100 S. I said my S. Challengers.
I put S in my life.
Otherwise, put a G at the end. Challenger. Challenger. Challenger. Challenger. Challenger.
Challenger. Challenger.
Challenger.
Challenger.
Challenger. Challenger. Challenger. Challenger.
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Challenger. Challenger.
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Challenger. Challenger. Challenger
Did you see this great thing, Courtemanche, who did a 100% improvisational show?
And in the middle of the show, he said, no, but it's shit, I'm going to pay you back.
It's horrible. And he stopped. For 15 years, I think. He came back not long ago.
He had played in AeroCorp. He played Captain Canada. Terrible. I think there are even images. He's doing his memes and everything he does. Oh, yeah, okay.
I understand that.
He saw that with that, he wasn't going to last an hour.
That's what he realized while doing it. He went in, he applauded, he did... No, but no. It's really a bit like that.
So, do you know what is the common point between Angèle, Timothée Chalamet, Pierre Ninet, Léna Situation, Thomas Pesquet and Aya Nakamura? Are you there? Yes, me too.
I saw the Reel Combini. Oh, you didn't see it? He didn't see it, maybe. No, I didn't see it.
He didn't see it. In your opinion, what is it? It's the Olympic Games. Well, well tried.
In fact, every time, there are... Peuf Daddy? No.
No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. So, you know, Audrey. Audrey, what is it?
Do they all belong to the same ranking? Yes, of course.
Listen, it's not worth it to take it like that.
I mean, I participate, I have the good will.
The other way to answer was, I don't know. Not at all, we're not moving forward step by step. They are famous. Yes, well, Audrey. They are part of the top people whose identity is usurped to make scams.
Ah, that's it, I got it. Yes, but that's the answer.
Exactly. They are among the top 10 most usurped entities.
Yes, they take their identity and with the IA, they say like, hi, it's Pierre Ninet, do you want to invest in Bitcoin? But in fact, it's not him at all who speaks.
That's it, we already talked about it. I think it's the old people who were fooled by that, by Marc Lavoie. Well, fake, I'm talking about. It's not the real Marc Lavoie. There, for once, I think it was the real one.
Yeah, he called me a hotel after.
And there, indeed, Angèle, Timothée Chalamet, Pierre Ninet, Thomas Pesquet, Alain Camara, Céline Dion, SCH, Squeezie and Omar Sy. And B, it's the top 10.
It's funny, but I don't know who really targets with that. Because Timothée Chalamet, the old ones, they don't even know who it is.
I think it's the young ones, given the top, given Squeezie.
The old ones are not crazy about Squeezie.
There's Cyprien who did it too. Yes, it's worse. It's a fake ad that you scroll on Tiktok. There, it's people who come directly in your MPs who go through the same situation. But Cyprien, there's a fake ad, you scroll on Tiktok or Instagram and you have his head that says, hi, I used a site that is great. And it's Lya who took his head and his voice.
And who has the mouth that changes and everything. And in fact, it's not him.
It happened, because there are idiots, young or old, but in this delirium, there is a lady, you saw that, who thinks that David Hallyday wants to marry her. Ah yes, you saw it happen.
Well, he wants to marry me. We planned everything.
It's impossible.
He promised me, I reserved the merit of the 19th and all, so it would amaze me. What's this story?
So yes, it's a celebrity group whose name is most often linked to online threats. To threats? Yes, well, no, no. Pierre Ninet, I'm going to screw you! Yo, everyone, it's Squeezie, give me your money, damn it. No, it's the site, it's, shit, McAfee, you know what it is?
Yeah, McAfee.
Yeah, it's the virus stuff, etc. Yeah, the guy is a pain in the ass. So, yeah, be careful.
No, but it's an advance from info to info.
Without wetting your neck, you know, it's really... There's a very good documentary on... In fact, McAfee, it's a guy who invented, I think, the first antivirus ever. He broke a cable and he lived in Belize. He had set up an army. The guy is really crazy. And among other little eccentricities, he peed in his mouth.
Really?
Maybe not in the mouth. Trigger warning, pee in the mouth. But it was before. No, he peed in his mouth. It was one of his little... He had a hammock with a hole. But it's a lot on this guy. There's a documentary about him. There's a girl who... We're going to get married too.
We're going to make a couple with David Hallyday. And so he's in a hammock and what?
No, it's the girls who are in a hammock, but in the hammock there's a hole. There's a lot of holes.
Ah, and he's under the hammock.
It's the best configuration. I studied... In the best houses in the world, they target that now. They sell it and say you can shit in the hammock. There's a little Velcro if you just want to lie down normally. Well, it's practical.
I like these stories. I want to piss myself off, but that's not all. I need a hammock. There's a staging. If you see someone looking for a hammock, go to Amazon Prime. Hammock.
He tested things at first, you see, the hammock was just crumpled, he said, but no! There is better to do there! Not a transat, a hammock! Nonsense! You're going to sink in the back, it's ridiculous! At first he said, I don't know, maybe a low table, and then he bought a saw, he said, no, but make a hole, it's... Oh, it's beautiful! It's cashew, it's going to take hours!
Ah well, wait, actually, where do you hang your hammock?
So you're necessarily... Ah yes, it's the tree! You do that outside? No, but the guy, he's a billionaire, he bought it...
Il a acheté un terrain entier. Regardez le documentaire, il est sur Netflix je crois.
Il n'y a pas que de la merde.
Tout le docu est cool. Oui, oui, oui. Non mais ça raconte que le mec a vraiment... Il était un peu foufou. Il a monté une milice après, une milice armée à son service. Oh putain.
Because the beginning of the documentary is that he gets arrested for a routine check by the cops. They open his trunk and I think there are pump fuses, drugs.
He went from computer scientist to baron of a mafia.
You gave us all and everyone the desire to watch this documentary.
It's a bit like the slogan of the podcast. Chacha and virus. I like what you're saying.
It's the gastro. Have you ever been scammed? As yourself, did you ever roll in the flour? Like a vulgar escalope, for example.
No, I don't think so. But I've already seen people, fake accounts with my name on them. Oh yeah, people who repeat your identity. Yeah, I used to win places and all. In general, I put a little post saying that it's not me. Well, yes, it's the least of things. No, I didn't get that. Je suis très méfiant, moi. Ah oui, c'est ça.
Ouais, ouais, ouais. Audrey ? En fait, à vrai dire, je sais pas.
Je sais pas si c'est... Encore aujourd'hui, je sais pas. Il y a déjà la médium pour chien, déjà, qui t'a remarqué.
Elle m'a bien remarqué.
Tu savais, ça, elle t'a raconté. Non ? Parce que c'est dans un vieil épisode du podcast. Les gens connaissent. No, no, no, no, no, I don't like that.
No, it's not my thing. I have a Mac, but... But there's no code.
Alban, read Challenger's press release. It's written black on white.
No, yeah, a story with my dog, I... Well, you know Mila, she's completely zinzin. Oh, a dark story, the recent... Well, we're not going to talk about my dog.
Did you get scammed by a medium?
No, but it's just that, in fact, I was looking for solutions, and I was looking for all the possible solutions, and there was... Yes, scammed.
Yes, but she didn't come to see you.
No, it's me. I went, I hit her. I said, yes, please. She said, a price. I said, with pleasure. Thank you very much for your presentation.
She didn't hit you, she did it at a distance.
She did it at a distance. She did it at a distance. And in fact, it's a medium. It's a girl who talks to dogs. Like a dog telepath. A telecatpath.
Come on, come on, sit down, sit down, sit down. She came like that, I'm sitting there.
It's really like the big heads of this show.
And suddenly, she told me more about my dog, she told me more about my father. And that was a bit of the problem, certainly, of our... Of your dog? My dog and my relationship with my father. who went a little on the dog, there was something wrong. But all this on the phone? Yes.
On WhatsApp. She left vocals. I just need a picture of the dog and I connect.
She also gave two elixirs that I had to pee on the dog. Tu l'as fait ?
Oui. Bah oui, à 240 francs suisse, je vais dire, je shit.
Oui, parce qu'elle était en Suisse. Oui, d'accord.
Une arnaque, selon toi, le bon ça ? Oui, il ressent.
Non, mais... Le chien ne va pas mieux, apparemment.
No, the dog is not going to kill me. So it's a joke. Two elixirs, not one.
On the other hand, a year or two ago, you know, the legal stuff, when you sign up for the SACM, the SACD, and all those things. Personally, I don't understand anything. But I'm a member of these... I'm having a panic attack, just to see what you said. But I don't know anything about these things. And he sent me a moment of, ah, you have to pay for this.
And I was like, but I think I've already paid for it. Well, anyway. And at some point, in my mailbox, I receive, but like a year and a half later, a letter from Hussier. Oh. And who says, you have to pay for this. And I say to myself, ah, is it not the thing, this old memory of this institution that I would not be named with only letters. And I say to myself, well, I don't know, it's too weird.
Well, I put that aside a little bit.
A 8-year-old letter, it's always good to put it aside. In case. It's not important. Don't hesitate to do that at home.
I'm in your team, unfortunately.
But no, but I said to myself, it's too weird. Why already, little one, why don't they call?
In the first place, you call.
That's France, my friend. No, but I say to myself, maybe it's a scam.
And then, a few weeks later, I receive a mail from a nightclub clerk in my mailbox, who says, like, we're done. And then you say, yeah, they pushed the scam. And then I say to myself, well, I'll pay right away, everything, you know. But to be honest, I still don't know if it's a scam or not. Because for me... Just, the question is, why don't you call?
But I called.
I called the waitress, like, you're not going to do it for me? Is it a scam or what? And the girl, but I said too much right away, was it a scam? And there is no swindler who says, ah, you got me.
Oh, well, we'll pay you back.
Yes, that's it. No, no, no. So it bothers me.
Good player, the swindler, good player.
And she told me, but she had a weird voice. In fact, everything was strange. And after, I called back and I think the office was a little closed. No, you see the weird side?
And since then, you only have one kidney. It's a lot. Wait, so you paid and you don't know if you've been hit or not? I don't know. I don't know. Because in real life, the stuff they give you, you normally do a check-off a thousand years before and then they serve you. You have nothing to do normally.
Yeah. Ce que j'avais fait.
Bon allez, c'est une arnaque.
C'est une arnaque, on est là. On va les appeler tout de suite. C'est vrai que c'est possible. C'est bizarre.
Bah oui, oui. Mais cela dit, ce truc de croire que maintenant c'est des arnaques alors que des fois il faut juste payer, ça m'arrive très souvent.
Bah oui.
Là, j'ai vu ça avec l'eau récemment. Je me suis dit, jamais j'ai payé l'eau. Je vois pas. Je vois pas.
C'est quoi ces conneries ? Et là, ta meuf a dit, si, si, on le fait. C'est moi qui le fais normalement.
No, no, no, it was a thing of... And indeed, I had to pay with interest and all, even though I thought it was a scam. You see ?
No, but you have now, by email, you have scams, or it's kind of prefecture letters and all that, and that's true that it always puts the doubt. It breaks the head. It's very, very scary. I tell myself, unfortunately, it's sure that there are a lot of people who must be made to have... Because you see, social networks, in truth, you say, well, go ahead, it's fake.
But when it's on your mailbox, and it seems official... I told it here, but there are things that have to go through.
For the health insurance You almost got scammed I went very far in the scam And the double scam was Someone calls me and says You're being scammed The person who calls me is the person who scammed me And he says You have your name, first name, address So I don't give a fuck Oh la la ! In September, René Remund and his wife Linda decided to go on vacation in Switzerland.
Not to see a dog, but a kind of return to the source for the American, who is originally from the country. But on their return from vacation, they receive an invoice of 143,000 euros. That's a lot. It's a small sum. In your opinion, what happened? The mini bar.
They go to Switzerland and when they get home in their country, in the States, they receive this bill of 143,000 euros and it comes from Switzerland. It's not something that happened to them in the meantime. No, but good question, good question. She raised her index at the same time.
It's serious, when she has her finger in the air, it's serious.
That is to say that it happened in Switzerland, but it's American dollars that they have to pay. Because it's linked to their holidays, but it's America that demands so much money from them.
The plane, the plane?
Not the plane. I was jealous of that.
The housing, the housing. Not the housing. Wait, it's the United States that demands money from them, but it's linked to their travels. It's linked to their travels. C'est lié à un truc qui s'est passé en Suisse. Oui. La prostitution ?
Non.
Je l'ai tenté. T'as bien raison. Est-ce que c'est un truc d'abonnement ? Un truc payé en ligne ?
Genre un abonnement de Netflix qui aurait mal tourné ?
Je sais pas. Un truc genre la VOD. Ils ont acheté des films.
Non, ils n'ont pas acheté. Pour 143 000 euros de films, tu sors pas de la Suisse. Dans ces cas-là, tes vacances, elles sont cheloues.
I'm a cinephile. You're not going to Switzerland to watch movies, are you? I'm at home. I don't know the guy.
I don't know the guy. So, we're getting closer. It's not linked to the VOD, but it's... It's online shopping. Non, pas des achats en ligne, mais c'est un truc online.
Le téléphone ?
Non mais pas un achat, pas un achat en ligne. Facture téléphone ? Très bonne réponse d'Alban Ivan. Du leurre forfait. Si vous avez déjà voyagé à l'étranger, parfois, quand on fait les données à l'étranger, eh ben on... Mais attends, 143 000 dollars ? Alors en fait, ce qui s'est passé, c'est que sans faire exprès, René Raymond... Et là, il n'y a pas un petit notif à un moment ?
Déjà 50 000 ! Prévenez-moi peut-être ! Je vous dis ça comme ça !
I get text messages every day. Really, you have to react.
It's a lot. With my bank, I have CertiCode. As soon as I have 1,20€ that comes out, I'm like, wait, validate me all this, come and support me. No, no, 843,000€. Because what he did, without doing anything, is that he sent all the photos and all the videos of his phone to someone in the US, to one of his contacts, and it cost him $143,442, all for 9.5 GB of data, which is not a lot. What? 9 GB?
But I have 250 GB on my wallet. Can you imagine? 30 billion, you should have paid 30 billion, that's the thing. The company is formal. You'll see, they'll tell you.
Wait, how did they, how did they manage to defraud themselves? Did someone say that? It's not a defraud. No, but yes, no. It's a legal defraud for me. Come on, let's get out of here.
Like the government. Come on, let's get out of here. Asshole, fucker. Think about this radio, we can hide. Fucker, fucker.
What happened was that T-Mobile, which is the equivalent of Orange in the States, they said no, no, no, no errors. And no, not at all, because René, of course, he engaged in pursuits. He said, wait, 143,000 euros, it's full of coffee. First of all, my name is René.
If I can at least...
But with T-Mobile, customers should always check the travel features of their bills, such as the international travel itinerary of the data before leaving. If a customer uses an older bill that does not include the international travel itinerary for these data and these calls... It's because it's an old one, in fact. It's horrible. It's a double scam.
It's a scam. Come on, me too, I'll give you back my hand. Come on.
They have to make sure that they use the airplane mode and the wifi when they use data to be sure that the device doesn't connect. No, no, no.
It's too much.
No, no, no. No, no, no. It's hard. No, no, no. If they do a trial, they win, I think, the old ones. In the States, be careful. In the States, there is a lot of weakness. It can happen. After that, they have holidays in Switzerland.
No, no. It's 143 million. It's a real sum. No, in addition, it's really what you said, for 9 gigas.
If it was 6 teras, you would have said, go, why not?
No, but... Already, sorry, but for what you... 6 teras, what do you send as... It's going fast.
With these little machines. No, but I tell you, my fee, I have 250 gigas of data included. You're kidding, is that it? No, no, but it's to say that 9 is nothing. 9 is nothing at all.
It must be the most expensive photos in history. 10 photos, it's taken in an apartment. It's horrible.
It's incredible.
I hope that René will be rewarded.
If he's not dead. Maybe a small part.
He can go 40,000 and then we don't talk about it anymore. Yes, a small part for René. We start with 140,000. No, but T-Mobile, I know they're listening to us. Make an effort.
Please, T-Mobile. For René. In fact, I don't even understand that automatically, they don't update the forfeits. How is it possible that he has an old forfeit like that?
Because I'm a moron, the last time I was in the United States, I hadn't done the thing of cutting, it immediately went up to 70 balls, and I went up to him and said, it's over, it's over, you don't have any more. 70 euros of overtaking, ciao.
But on the other hand, I don't know if you remember, at the time, there was the millennium forfeit. Of course, because they were reselling themselves. They were reselling themselves astronomical sums.
Yeah, after, even the operators, what was it, SFR, I don't remember. Yeah, it was SFR. And they bought back to the people. Exactly. Because otherwise, they lost money.
They bought back the grant. Are you sure it was SFR? I think it was Itineris. I don't know.
You're messing with SFR. It's too stupid. It's too stupid for you to mess with it. It was SFR. I have no opinion. They went with the Ericsson phone, the T28S, which was at SFR at the time. Come on, I'm going to debunk it. No, but now, it's for sure.
Okay, okay. No, you can... No, no, no. Itineris said it. Well, yes, because that's what it was. Do you believe me? No, that's what it was. Well, sorry, but... Wait, sorry. What were your worst holidays? Are there holidays, small trips that went very badly?
Audrey, I know there was a trip to La Réunion. It's SFR. It's SFR. Yes, well, he was sure of it. Yeah, yeah. No, but anyway, he didn't doubt it.
Yeah, no, no. There, the eye didn't move.
Yeah, yeah, he looked at me.
Never. It doesn't move there.
He put on his t-shirt. What do you need for the holidays to go wrong for Adrien Méniel?
No internet already? No, but wait, it's okay.
You're a connected guy, stop.
No, but I don't know, I really don't know, I don't know.
Are you kidding or what? But he needs what?
A beach, a parasol? A loaf of bread, a loaf of bread, dogs. Yes, but with a little internet.
Yes, but still.
A little internet, but...
I ended up hanging out in the mountains because I had no network in my Camtar.
He's in the Camtar, Adrien.
We were talking about it earlier. He's a big fan of Camtar.
You don't have his antenna? You're the only one who got stuck in my back. We know each other, we're a top-wesh team.
Not only Gérard Klein, me too.
It's maybe your only thing in common with Gérard Klein, by the way. Yeah, my mother was an instructor.
Oh! No, she was a teacher at school. It works, it works.
No, she was a teacher.
What's the difference between a teacher and an instructor? At the time, in any case, high school and high school were teachers.
You have one subject versus a lot of subjects. The teacher or the instructor will give the maths, the French and the others. And the instructors and the teachers will have only one subject. Okay. Excellent for stones!
A ball of stones? Yes, a ball of stones. It suits you, the Maboule. No, you're too sincere.
I'm going to type like that. It's the Maboule. Bonbon and the Maboule. The little duo. A nice animated essay. I'm going to make a comic book.
Bonbon and the Maboule.
I like it a lot.
I have a horrible week. I think the worst thing about vacations, no matter where you are, is the mess. So I do a week of mess between my ex and my best friend and an unbearable apartment for a week. It was horrible. Like the two were messing with each other or it was you who was messing with them?
No, they're messing with each other and they don't want to talk to each other and you're in the middle of that. Yes, I had a great time. Ah yes, it spoils the holidays. Well, it's not holidays, for once. No, no, no. You come back, you're even more tired. I mean, I would have preferred to struggle. It's better. It's better. Yeah, I would say that. What do you need to have great holidays, you?
Well, whatever the place, it's with who you are. Yeah, really?
Yeah, yeah. You're not a guy who says, ah, it's more the beach, more the mountain. No, you do everything. No, yeah, frankly, everything goes.
You, Audrey?
What? Same.
Who are you? What do you need for good holidays? I need a transat, a parasol, a little hole in the middle, a parasol because I don't like to expose myself to the sun. Of course, you have to protect yourself, it's when it's cold. Now, you said.
The new sun that they put on us.
There are more and more solar storms, have you seen it? Ah yes. Ah no. Ah good. Ah well then you at the top of the news, so that amazes me.
I don't have that pretension already.
Well, we'll talk about solar storms at another time. No, but it's interesting. No, a transit, so it can be mountains or beaches, or any, or deep France, or the country.
The big cities or the small villages, of course.
And a buffet in the morning. No, bread with oil, plus a buffet in the morning.
At the beginning, it was like, it's not difficult. Bread with oil.
But wait, there's nothing easier than bread with oil.
No, but I've never seen that in a buffet.
No, whole bread with oil. Not at all in a white bread. That in a buffet? Be careful. You have to have that in a buffet. No white bread. It makes you swell. And bread with oil. Why are you looking at me like that?
I thought it was white bread. She does it three times. Oh la la, oh la la, white bread, it makes you swell. Look at the gentleman there. He eats too much white bread.
I was going to say that you arrived with three baguettes, so we didn't understand what you did.
No, but you take a little whole bread, you grill it. A little olive oil. If you're a little greedy, a little feta. Feta, olive oil or feta, honey.
You have to go to Greece, actually.
I know.
Yes, okay. But you're not obliged to wait for the holidays to do that. No, I do all the motorcycles.
Oh la la.
Yes, well, yes. Okay.
No, but this one, you don't need much.
I think I need some calm. That's the thing. On vacation, not too many people. A place, a balneary station where there's too many people, no vacations.
But is it that in your vacations, you don't need, at some point, a good party?
No.
Not at all. The other way around, maybe. Yeah.
Yeah, you know, you need a party. Less, less. Come on. A fireman's ball.
A little fireman's ball, Audrey. I can stay at home, Audrey, while you go to your party.
Yes, that's true, but you're going to miss us, Adrien. You're going to miss us.
He's going to yell a little bit because you made a lot of noise when you arrived at 4 a.m. It stinks of olive oil.
No, you still have to, at some point in the holidays, everything, everything, everything. Hey, how are you? Yeah, I'm going to the bar. You want something? Yeah, a little, a little, a little.
A day where you really drink all day of those Putscheller-E-Lets. Wait, you start in the morning?
Yeah, one.
Yes, yes, because it's... The day of the holidays, not on a weekend. No, no, no.
Your Monday is quickly complicated.
That's it, that's it. The beach party side, there.
Yeah, you know, you're a little hot. You have to feel like that, that you're a little hot. You know, you breathe in the evening and it's hot.
There's this sensation of heat and... Ah, yeah. The thing is, now I need six days to get rid of that, so I don't want to do that anymore.
But you don't have to go to bed late.
Yeah, even the thing of... Anyway, organizing things, it spoils the holidays a bit. Yeah, but that's not... You're telling yourself to go to a beach party, right?
Yeah, like... Yeah, Ibiza. Don't organize yourself. You're going to Ibiza. I wanted to go to Ibiza this summer.
Oh yeah? We're going to Ibiza.
It seems that it's... Beyond the party, it seems that it's beautiful. Yeah, I know. In addition. I would like to go a little off-season.
Don't blame me, actually. No, no, no, but it's in the sense... I was with you. You know we're a... Come on, let's get back to the point.
But it's not true.
Yes, holidays like that, a pool, in the morning you can do a little plouf, as they say at the holidaymakers. I don't say that. What do you say?
You want to bathe?
Can't you make less noise? The shiur wants calm. My sudoku is wet there. Thank you. It's not because there is a pool that you have to bathe.
Excuse me. Excuse me. We will go into the pool without jumping. A little 5 year old boy got fired from his class.
Ah no, but there are no more. It's good, it's good.
And besides, we didn't hear the generic at the very beginning, but that's the same.
I'll put it in post-production now. No, no, but wait, Audrey. It's good, already. It's been ten years, we've packed up the cars.
Yes, but that way, the people who listen are aware that it has changed. You give the insides, you give the insides.
So yes, a little five-year-old boy was kicked out of class by his mistress. In your opinion, what did he do to deserve that? So he did something. He did something.
But did he get hit by his mistress?
No, no, no, we're not in an atmosphere.
He already said a big word. A la maîtresse. Sale pute.
Tu t'approches. Va te faire enculer, sale pute. Ouais, alors, je vois où tu veux en venir, en vrai. Va dans le hamac, sale pute.
Bouffe ma merde.
Il a dit quelque chose, quand même.
On est autour d'un gros mot et en même temps, pas vraiment.
Ah, a grossophobia, a nasty thing ?
No, he wasn't gross.
Wait, is there a quiproquo on what he said ? Yes.
Okay. Which country are we in ?
We're in France, we're in France. Ah, okay. Ah, and so it's a thing... Yes, it's like he said, oh, I feel acculé, and she heard, you're not acculé. Ah, that's it !
That's the right answer. Ah, that's it ?
It's not acculé. Ah, but it's the... Yes, it's acculé. No, it's not acculé. It's what ? Ah, but she understood... Something else, that's it.
But acculé, she understood that, or not at all ?
No, it was the word nictalope.
Ah, Nictalope ! Nictalope.
Ah, she understood Nixalope.
Nixalope, I imagine, something like that.
So, we were on an institute that had less vocabulary than Nictalope. Exactly. It's hard, that, anyway. She was a math teacher. By the way, the 5-year-old knows the word Nictalope, already. Yeah, he's funny. I mean, what ? And not his institute.
It's when you see in the black, Nictalope.
Ah, yeah ? We say, you're Nictalope. You're Nictalope, yeah. Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The big Nictalope you are, even, we can say.
And the girl, she didn't know the word, and she said, well, in doubt, I'll see. Instead of looking for it, wait. It's especially what she understood. She understood, fuck you, bitch.
Yes, I think she heard, fuck you, bitch, or something like that. Yeah, but fuck you, bitch, it doesn't mean anything. Yes, but if the little 50 says it, you... Yes, you can say, ah, he doesn't master it well, but he wanted to say that, what.
He's 5 years old. He's 5 years old. Yeah, but you say that at 5 years old, bro. So he's HPI.
That's the info I'm giving you. I think he just learned the word, something like that. He repeated it, he was proud to say it, he got fired.
Mariette Bousquet, the pedagogical director of the Cirano private school in Nice, mentioned on October 10th the little common incident involving a child and his teacher. It's a school of underprivileged children. In an exchange between the teacher and the children in class, her son used a word that the teacher did not understand and thinking he was insulting her, she excluded her from the class.
In addition, it's a school for over-skilled children. Like, specialized in over-skilled children. There's one who says a word she doesn't understand.
Not in the over-skilled institutes, apparently.
Yeah, it's weird.
But yeah, because you have to know that... You were in which college, the Maboule?
I'm going to retry the 93, it's... The college of the street!
The college of Icacu! I have to tell you that the instinct came often in the college of the street. A child who enters at 6 years old at the CEP can know 6000 words, but with the high potentials, it goes up to 9000 words, says the psychologist-clinician Georges Cogné.
As for his cousin Nathalie Boisselier, she reported at Nice this morning that 2.28% of the French have a QI equal or higher than 130, the cursor to be advised as HPI, so this child is eminently over-skilled, and so he knows words like nick-top. In fact, he said it...
The context of the lesson could have been put to the ear of the teacher, because the last one very precisely evoked the ability of cats to find themselves in the dark. So the definition of the word Nictalope. She said, Nictalope, she said, get out.
It's just that she didn't even know that... It's very weird. It looks a bit like that.
But the word, the kid, he didn't defend himself, he didn't say, but no, but that means... He said, it means, see you in the night, big bitch. It may have been a bit far. Yes, but in anger.
He's also TDAH. It's possible. HPI hates injustices.
So maybe he'll get caught. Maybe it's even worse. She created a wound in this kid who's going to get locked up.
Of course, injustice. Anyway, put your kids in private.
You were what kind of child when you were little?
I read in an interview, and now you're at home, that you were imitating Chirac. You're at home, we love to imitate Chirac. In high school, yeah.
But how old were you in high school? I was 13, 14 years old.
I loved to imitate Chirac. At home, they beat you at noon and evening.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
In class and everything.
But you were just imitating with your fingers and eating apples.
Listen.
You know, that's it.
It's very good, but we love it. We're there. It's more Schmitterrand, but... Everyone has their own thing.
Everyone has their own thing.
So, you were a bit... Because, obviously, a funny guy, we say, he was a bit of a troupe loser, he made jokes and all. Yeah, yeah.
I've always been... I've always liked to laugh very, very early. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
The funny guy, the clown. Yeah, the clown. A lot of energy, a desire to laugh and to be stupid, yeah. But are you okay with the next notes?
Not at all.
Oh, yeah, okay. Oh, well, you have to choose. I chose to be stupid very early. I didn't have any HPI problems. I was like, really, fuck you, asshole. He didn't call my mother, he was like, we have a doubt with what he said. No, no, no, no doubt. Listen ! Avertissement travail et conduit. J'en ai fait des doublés. Non, non, pas du tout. Les neufs ne suivaient pas du tout.
Je m'ennuyais en classe terriblement. C'était horrible.
Audrey, toi ?
Harcelé.
Ah, cool, sympa.
Qui d'autre ?
Non, bah Flo.
Oui, un peu harcelé aussi. Mais sinon, pendant du CEP au bac ?
Du CP à ma seconde, première seconde. Après, j'ai redoublé, j'ai rencontré mes amis d'aujourd'hui qui sont toujours mes amis.
Le lycée, ça reboot un peu, je trouve, ces trucs-là. C'est le collège qui est très dur, je trouve, mais le lycée, ça... Non ? Ma seconde, là, t'es entrée au lycée. Attends, mais après... Did you go to the same school before or the same primary school?
Primary school. It started primary school. Then I changed schools. I thought maybe it would stop. No, it continued. Then high school, it continued. And after high school, first year of high school, it continued. And then I met a group of girls who did, I think, it was done, you know.
Or maybe, yeah.
Yeah. But strangely, I thought about it not long ago, like, at no point in my journey of, quote unquote, harassment, did I say no. I said, you have to stop. Like, I never... You mean it's your fault?
No, it's not my fault at all. No, but it's normal, it's like that. It's terms that didn't even exist at the time.
Harassment, it was like, yeah, well, come on, it's chameleons of recess. And you take the role that you're given when you're a kid, too.
Yeah, and recently, maybe a week ago, my mother told me, I'm sorry I didn't see that it wasn't going well, whereas in fact, in the morning, I went to school, and arrived in front of the elevator, so we opened the door of the apartment, in front of the elevator, I ran back, every morning it was like that, so my parents left the door open, I ran back to go to the toilet, and I was sick of diarrhea, of stress.
And then I went back to school.
That's what you did when you arrived ? I didn't understand.
No, but it's because it's an old habit.
While Calvo imitated Chirac, you don't have to do that.
On a Challenger shoot, it was something.
It was to cover the noise, it's a great friend. Listen, he's sick, what is he doing?
So yeah, my mom told me I could have told myself that it was weird. There were some clues.
If you did that in high school... Damn, that's a long time. But she could have told herself... For her defense, I mean, she could have told herself you had a problem...
Gastric? Yeah, but we never went to see a doctor. Yes, that's what I was going to say. And I'll even tell you that the day I had the appendicitis, so I leave in the morning and I say, I have a stomachache. My mother says to me, yes, but like all the time, Audrey. So I get to school, I still have pain and all. I go home after school and I had to go to the conservatory.
And I call my mother and I say, I still have a stomachache. She says to me, yes, as usual, you don't want to go to the conservatory. And after the conservatory, my piano lessons at Solfege, it was around 8 p.m. We just had to go home and watch Madame and Servi, so there was nothing serious. And then I told her I still have a stomachache. She said, ah, that's weird.
We went to the doctor who told us, ah, you have to go to the hospital right away because it can degenerate. And I got operated on right away in the wake of appendicitis.
C'est pas la meilleure pub pour ta mère. Malheureusement.
Elle s'en est rendue compte récemment. Il y en a plein qui l'ont.
C'était mignon d'ailleurs.
Ça part de me dire je m'en peux un peu. Je suis jamais à l'aise avec les parents qui se réveillent très tard comme ça. Ma mère, elle avait eu un truc comme ça aussi. Oui, quand j'étais jeune, j'ai fait ça. Je fais, ah ouais, mais là, meuf, c'était il y a 25 ans. Moi, je me suis un peu construit.
Voilà, c'est mignon, mais... It's always good when people recognize their mistakes. Of course. Even if it's after and all, there's a bit of a thing where you can... It heals a bit, I think. Yeah. Parents who say, ah, I fucked up and all. Yeah, of course. It's cool, though. It's true. It's not all of them who do it. It's true. It's true. I don't want to fuck up !
Adrie se permet.
Se permet.
Après, Pharrell Williams. C'est génial, j'adore. Qui a produit, je vous rappelle, un biopic version Lego. Je ne sais pas si vous avez vu, Pharrell Williams, son biopic, c'est en Lego. Il a fait ça récemment.
But wait, where is it broadcasted?
It's also Noche. Ah yeah?
Wait, but it's out? No, it's going to come out.
It's going to come out well after Challenger, I assure you. A biopic in Lego. A biopic in Lego. And there's another artist, Robbie Williams, who releases his own biopic as well. In your opinion, what will be his specificity, Robbie Williams? Well, we'll fight back a little.
I'm gonna enjoy the sun I'm gonna enjoy the sun I'm gonna enjoy the sun
So he makes a movie, not bad. In animation. It's not in animation, but you get closer. POV? Not POV. Oh, that would be cool. Oh yeah, that's a good idea.
Oh la la, we call the UGC. Oh la la, the UGC. Albon, Albon, I have an idea. It's a very good idea, actually.
David J. Brown in POV. Well, he sucks a lot. The vision is too good, three quarters of the time.
It makes me think of something else that a singer did, but maybe it's in your news, so I'm not going to say it. No, go ahead, I think I don't know. James Blunt? No, I haven't seen it. What did he do? I forgot, so... Ah, no ! And he said, I think, if he's number one I change my name and it's you who decide my name. Something like that. A risk-taking thing. A very good idea. A thing like that.
Anyway, I'm going to check that I didn't say anything.
But John Blunt makes a lot of jokes about the fact that he only did two well-known songs, that they piss everyone off.
He did the generic of L'amour est dans le pré.
It's true.
Be careful, there's Adrien who's going to correct himself. Yes, so in fact, no, it's not the people who choose. It's not the people who choose. It's not even him. It's that he says, if I'm number one, I change my name and my official name will be Blunty Mac Bluntface.
Blunty Mac Bluntface.
Blunty Mac Bluntface. Blunty Mac Bluntface. Blunty Mac Bluntface.
Blunty Mac Bluntface.
In 3D? In VR?
Not in VR.
In 3D, not really. In IA? Not in IA, not in 360. So I'm going to tell you, it's a normal film with actors. Interactive? Not interactive, but there's one specificity. C'est un film vraiment avec un début, un milieu, une fin. Vous ne cherchez pas un procédé dingue dans la salle. Mais dans l'histoire de ce film, il y a un petit truc un peu étrange. Est-ce que c'est un truc à la Roger Rabbit ?
Ou c'est genre moitié dessin animé, moitié... Alors, on s'approche.
C'est pas mal. Qu'est-ce qu'il est bien, ce film ?
Ouais, ça fait longtemps.
Moi aussi. On s'approche.
En fait, c'est plus ou moins ça, mais c'est pas la réponse que j'attends de la question.
C'est qu'effectivement, il y a un... C'est tourné en fond vert.
OK.
It's shot with two cameras. It's animals instead of... Look at this one. Look at this one. Look at this one. So, there's one animal. The rest are humans. And it's a dog.
And so, his role is played by an animal. It's your dog. And it's the real dog.
Who snores in the street. Robbie my Boolyams. Indeed, Robbie Williams is an animal in the movie.
Which one?
A monkey? A monkey. Robbie Williams will be a monkey in 3D in the biopic about him. Wait, it's not a real monkey?
Ah, I like it. But why? Wait, it's not a shitty NFT from Evic?
No, no, no, no, it's really... Let's remember that. You see, so it's a little monkey like in the monkey planet. Yeah, but he looks aggressive. Yeah, well, it depends. It can please me, it can please me. Yes, there, he's even more aggressive.
He's very aggressive. Yeah, but he's ugly, ugly. Ah, well, and he's mixed with humans. It's realized by the guy who did The Greatest Showman. No, but it's a bit sad, I find. Why? What is the approach of that? Where do you want to come, Alban? Well, yeah, yeah. I think he said, a biopic about me, people say, oh, we're kidding each other. No, wait, I'm a monkey. No.
I'm a monkey or what?
He said that.
It's not far. He says, I've always perceived myself as a less evolved being than a human. He made a song called Me and My Monkey, which I don't know because I don't know Robbie Williams. That's the problem.
We don't want to have a biopic.
The pig also has DNA in common with humans.
Very close to humans, yes.
So he could have been a pig.
I think that on the message that it sends from the port in the music industry... Well, it's terrible for this animal that has nothing to do with it.
It's true, it's true. No, but it's terrible. He didn't choose, in fact.
It's true, it's true. Oh, the mammal!
Oh, I like to watch the mammal!
Albor, who also has a double... Well, not a porc, but almost. Well, yes. Pumba. He does Pumba, the guy. You're doing it again, by the way. I saw they're doing it again.
Yeah, we're going back to it in a short time. We're doing an appearance. They do Mufasa. They do the life of the father. That's it. Of Simba.
Pumba, we remember, is the first Disney character who blew up in a movie. And maybe the only one. And it was already dubbed by Yvan, the father. Yvan. Yvan. So wait, you know it's everyone.
No, no. It's my life.
Alban.
No, but you know that in the preview, there, it's a lot of people. In fact, it's the Yvanov, Alban, Yvanov. And people mash up the story. And so you become Yvan Albanov.
Yeah, I love it. Kiprout, let's remind him. Alban, Le Noir, Yvan, I'm... It's true.
Ok, it's just with the first name. It's just the first name apparently. Do you sing in it too?
Yes, I sing in it.
You sing Hakuna Matata? I sing Hakuna Matata. Not bad. Did it make you crazy?
Yes, it made me crazy.
What made me weird was going to see him with my son. When I saw him, I was 10 years old. So the fact of being a child, of going to see the king as a child... And to identify with Simba and to find yourself 30 years later in Mufasa mode, it does something. But you're Pumba, you're not Simba.
I'm Pumba. But they're the best characters.
Of course, when I was a kid, they were my favorite characters. They thought of me for the fakoshare. It suits me. But it's fiction because I don't give up chess at all in life.
It's hell.
It's hell.
It's hell. It's hell. That's where the dog seeds come from, at some point.
It was for that, without her.
I didn't mean to say the reason for the box, but it was just stuff like, man, there's a problem, a real problem. Are you going to fart over there? Because normally, you don't take that care to go, you don't move away.
Tom Cruise makes his own cascades, Alban Ivanov makes his own peace.
Ah, but don't push it into the genre. Morning, noon, evening, no matter the time, the configuration... And there, he has a smile, if you knew, up to the ears.
Oh, but it's my particularity.
To hide it. After, you move a lot, you take a lot of transport, the car, the time. I told myself, you're flatulated, maybe... Of life ?
Yes.
Flatulated by life, it's a song by Jonathan.
Flatulated by life !
I'm looking for it because it's true that it makes me laugh, it makes me laugh. Peace makes me laugh, it's true.
There are two teams, there are two teams, we talk about it a lot with Adrien. I'm not crazy about peace, for example, in life.
Yeah, but if he likes you in real life.
No, but for me, it's especially on the shoots, it's the super serious side, you have 50 technicians and everything, and you're there, you drop a chess, it slows everything down, it puts you back in a thing of... Very down-to-earth, very stupid. Honestly, when you have your César, you throw that at us. You say, listen, Jean-Duchy... I would surely buy a chess.
On stage. It's my game, that too.
Sometimes I tell myself, the first row, they must hear. But it's my game, I'm there... Ah yes, when you do your show. Ah, it's my game, a character in a show. I'm there in front of a Zenith, and Jean-Duchy has a chess behind my desk.
We have insights today. Ah, but it's not nothing. Jean du Chobiz. No.
You know, by the way, I say it in parentheses, people love the Floodcast, you must know it, but being sometimes just in the transports, in the train that I take a lot, I see people really listening to the Floodcast. Ah, it's been a pleasure. They tell me in the street, on their phones, I see them putting the Floodcast. You fool people.
Yes, I look through the shoulders, well, above the shoulders, not through the shoulders. Ah, the woman, she sees through the shoulders.
Only the shoulders.
Just through your soul. But that's something else. And the people too, even on tour, they told us, but the Floodcast, people love you. It's nice, it's nice.
So we're talking about Robbie Williams playing a monkey. But you, what kind of role would you like to play?
But as an animal, you mean what kind of animal?
No, I was more open than that. After, it could be an animal, but I was more open. So he doesn't play a monkey, it's the opposite. It's a monkey who plays it, if I may. Yes, I agree. It's true, it's true. No, but because it's still Robbie Williams who gives his voice to the character. He plays himself. Yes, it's true. Yes, but it's a monkey who does it himself. It's a monkey who plays himself.
Which is also very weird, because in fact, if there was not the monkey process, it's terrible to play in your own biopic. You play your own role, you make your own career. It's better to wait to be dead. Already. After, they made a film on Elton John that was not bad.
It's incredible.
And I loved this film.
It was really good. It's true that it's better.
In fact, they all have the same way of doing biopics now. You have all your life. And then, all of a sudden, he has the idea of the song. It's like, oh my God, I'm going to have my breakfast as usual. Wait, as usual. Say that again. Say that again. What role would you like to play, Audrey? An epic film maybe?
I don't know. I'm between an epic film and a future film.
You've already done a future film. Yes. You've done a future film where you fight and you have weapons. It was cool. There's only the past film left.
Wait, we can... Yes, another future film.
Another future film.
Or a first past film. Between the two, I'll let you choose. The present one, then. Well, no, that's really not the subject. I said, no. Your wishes. Thank you, thank you.
Adrien, you, a role? Yeah, any role. I take everything. Yeah, frankly, that's where I am. I would like to see Audrey in something like Tomb Raider or... Ah yeah, yeah.
It would be very, very good. No, but in real life, a mean girl, I would like to see you.
Yeah, yeah. A mean girl. No, but in real life, a little... Crazy. Yeah. C'est une sorcière. C'est une miserie, quoi, tu vois. Ouais. La maboule.
On fait ça, tout ça, dans le futur, du passé du futur. Ouais, c'est ça. Ça se fait. En POV. Du coup, on me verrait pas.
Aïe, aïe, aïe. Ah, c'est dommage. POV, il tuerait un singe, en plus. Ha, ha, ha. Yes, there is something very physical. I haven't seen Challenger yet, but in Madonce, we feel that you go into the art a little bit. It's a woman, you have to handle it. That's what's cool with Audrey. We know her. I directed her in a Granola ad, if you knew. It's the day I met Florent Bernard.
I was not alone at the Real, but we did a Granola ad with Audrey.
She disappeared from the web. It's true ?
And you?
Right now, I'm a middle-aged delirium. I really like my character in La Petite Histoire de France, François D'Arc.
It's good that we have that in common too.
Yes, you were in two eras, by the way. Yes, yes, I'm a Gaulois.
You're not in the same era. I'm a Gaulois. I'm a Gaulois of the TV.
Right now, yes, I'm into it. I don't know, I like it. The middle age? The middle age, yes. I tell myself, there's something to do. But you who write your show, you wrote it.
Do you want to write a movie, a character, something? It's starting, it's starting.
I want to write a movie, yeah. It's coming. In the Middle Ages. Maybe.
Well, frankly.
And what was the role? Because for Challenger, for example, did you get into boxing or was it something you did before? No, not at all. I like what I'm often offered.
There's something, I'm very believing, karma, nothing happens by chance. You see ?
He loves stones.
And when there's the boxing thing, I take it. For me, you have to put the sport back in my life. So the film is a very good excuse to get back in shape, really. So I go six months before the shoot and it doesn't fail. I love it. And a year and a half later, I'm still there.
But he can really fight now. No, stop, it's for fun. What a myth. Yes, very good. Thank you for taking it like that. But at first, it wasn't for fun. At first, it wasn't to laugh.
At least you were beaten in the street.
It's not over, we don't know. You see? I told you, Marion Cotillard, after the word, she didn't lie.
I'm going to stop waiting.
It's one of the roles that you have the most... What was the hardest role you had in your filmography? No, it's this one. It's the one where I'm the most invested physically. I'm not saying that I put the others on my laurels, but being stupid when you did that for 20 pages, in the end, it's a best-of of what you worked on. So that was really the biggest effort.
And then, in fact, at some point, there's a final fight in the film. It's not to betray the film, what can I say? And this fight, we shoot it for a week. And in fact, for you, there is certainly game and comedy in the game, but you have mostly boxing. So in fact, you had a week of shooting from morning to evening, to chain on a ring with Jonas Dinal in the front, which is extraordinary too.
to only do boxing. And in a context where it's divided, what you were doing. Suddenly, they were swimming, and then they turn around. So it was very physical. And there, you didn't have any space for comedy. Joke. Between us, there were two or three peps.
It's normal.
There's not a moment when they don't fart. So anyway... By the way, I'm quite surprised, there weren't any that I heard in any case. No, no, no.
It can happen. It can happen later. I've already shit in the water.
I don't even want to add it. I'm going to come anyway. I understand. And then there is a certain loyalty because you two, it's not the first time that you work with Varente. It's literally the fourth film. You've done all these films in fact, Alban. All the films of Varente. What does it do when it's the fourth? Do you have a routine or on the contrary, you try to surprise yourself?
No, not at all. Even if we're friends, it's a team work. He brings me what I need and I try to bring him what he needs. So it's a real team work. And then, it's beyond the cinema. It's the story that we tell of life. What I like about Varenda, it's like you and Audrey. We met on an IVEA ad. Yeah. Which is still available on YouTube.
Yes, I think it's still there.
There are still the little episodes. But that's what drives me crazy. We are today at our fourth feature film together, but we know where it comes from. It comes from a web series on YouTube. So I like the story we tell. And it's true that afterwards, when you know yourself, you're more efficient on a shoot.
And I think that with Audrey also on Challenger, the fact of having already made a film before, even we don't see each other, we know each other. So you arrive, you're not in the discovery of whether... There is less politeness in a way. That's it, you take less tweezers.
You know so much the other that you know where you put the tweezers.
We know each other, so we can be efficient right away. And that's true that it pays, like... It pays. You're not afraid of the other, in a way.
That's right. Audrey, you also did La Traversée with Varon, which was a venerable shoot. Because you were on a boat all along. Yeah. In experience, Challenger was simpler, in quotes. It's not a simple thing. Because the roles are very different too.
Yeah, nothing to do between the two. However, my character has the same name. But... There's the boat side that was extraordinary to be able to experience that. It was really my first film with an important character. And then you leave, you're in Marseille, you're on a boat. You meet Varente, with whom we had already done a series. But there, really, as Réal and with his comedian, I meet Alban.
You know, all of a sudden, you have the impression of having stepped up in a place. And the frame was crazy. Now, as a pure comedian, I've learned so much thanks to the fact of doing. In La Traversée, I tell myself, OK, you're going to have to be the actress you want to be, that you dream of becoming. And that, it's very scary sometimes to be who you are.
Personal development.
While with a little tourmaline in the pocket...
A little bit of sage in the room.
And in fact, on Challenger, the great chance, and I say it even if he is there, to play with Alban, is that he is someone who puts me so much in confidence, who is so generous, I know I can do things with him, he won't judge me, even if at some point I won't be funny on something. You see, we're together. We try, that's also what's cool about a shoot.
But it's mostly this kind of generosity to play. It's a huge privilege for me to play with Varente, who already offers me the role. Who also co-writes, it's really his film. Exactly. So behind the camera, I know that there is someone I trust. And with me as a partner, I have someone in whom, beyond my trust, and in addition, whom I esteem.
So I think I still preferred Challenger in the sense that I'm starting to be, at least I hope so, the actress I dream of being.
I think you were also more free on Challenger, because on the crossing we also had the young people. Yes, in a very small space. And beyond the actor's work, there was this dimension too. We were in a role of big brother and big sister with the young people. Because we have to do our job, but they too, we wanted to put them well.
I found Challenger to be easier to shoot because we had to take care of ourselves. So we were in a real ping-pong of pulling up and crossing it was more difficult because there was still this part to take care of. A neo-nazi !
So here we are again in my element, my obsession for racism. And dead this week. Well, a news in its essence.
Ah I know, I've seen it, I've seen it. This guy has seen it all. I'm not obsessed with racism. In fact, it was one of the critics of the Floodcast. Someone said, great podcast, the best and all, despite Adrien's obsession with racism.
What happened to the neo-nazis to make them lose their lives like that?
Is that what made him die?
Yes, it's ironic.
Like the reason for his death.
It's a bit funny.
So it's going to be with another neo-nazi?
So no.
There is a neo-nazi somewhere. Like he looks at Hitler and he says I love him so much and heart attack.
No, but it's Hitler already. It's Hitler. Okay. Yeah.
A mack? No. He killed himself like him?
No. He didn't kill himself like him. It was an accident, I can tell you.
He was looking at Hitler's gun. He was like, look, it's Hitler.
He did... He didn't kill himself like him, but he killed himself by doing an activity that Hitler did.
It's very good. Do you know what he did with ping pong?
It's true that people don't say it, but he was crazy about ping pong. It's one of the chapters of Mein Kampf where he said, well, on the other hand, ping pong, it's great.
He peed. No, he didn't pee.
With a brush. He slipped. He broke his brush. No, he got into his ass. It's weird to do it like that.
Hitler wasn't caught at school.
He put people in his ass. We were like, Adolf, stop it.
Stop your nonsense.
He was also very good at painting with his ass. It's possible. A sport. A sportive activity. You know, if he liked to do well, Hitler...
It's rather a good thing that you didn't know. It would be very weird if you said Hitler. It's simple. He loved the kayak.
It's quite banal.
Photos that I have of my grandmother with him on a boat.
He loved that.
Golf? No, not golf.
More banal. Foot?
No. Foot race?
No. Tennis? We get closer. Fast walking?
We get closer.
Riding?
Very good answer. I'll tell you why he died. It's related to Hitler, I'll give you the answer. It's very difficult to find. I can say it. Go ahead, I'm surprised.
He said to himself, I'm going to go on a hike in Hitler's favorite mountain. And he fell, he died. I invite all the neo-nazis to go on a hike with Ither, if you really like Ither.
A neo-nazi who did not have the spirit of Kaizen. Not at all in a shonen mode. A 37-year-old man from the region of Munich, a member of a regional section of the neo-nazi party, so a real real one, not just a big racist, he was really at it. He died after a fall during a hike in the Bavarian Alps on the Unsterberg mountain, which had the reputation of being Adolf Hitler's favorite massif.
So right now on TV, on the C'est Star channel, a cartoon program since the beginning, while the channel had planned to delete it before summer. What do you think we're talking about? I haven't seen that, I think. A cartoon program.
It's a cartoon! A reality show? Not a reality show. An old, like, it's my choice, an old rediff of something? No, it's not my choice.
Are we on fiction already? We're on fiction. A question from Adrien Méniel. A series? A series, yes, an old one. Not an old series. Ah.
A new series? No, not a series. You asked if it was a series, you said yes. No, I said no.
He said no to everything. I said no to everything. It's a reissue?
It's a reissue. It's not the original. So no cartoon? No cartoon. TV show? No TV show. It's fiction. South Park? Not South Park. You said it's not a cartoon. It's not a cartoon. But wait, it's a recurring program that broadcasts... It's a rendezvous.
Mais c'est de la fiction. C'est bizarre. C'est pas une série. Vous verrez la réponse. Bien sûr. Est-ce qu'on peut brainstorm encore ? Elle me fusille du regard. C'est Marc Lavoine.
Du téléfilm. C'est un peu des téléfilms. Alors, je ne sais pas. Il y a du français, mais ce n'est pas toujours français. C'est une saga. C'est une série. C'est pas du documentaire.
C'est une saga de films. Non, pas une saga. C'est un film coupé en petits morceaux ?
Non. Un truc ambiance vidéo-gag ?
Alors non.
Vidéo-gag. C'était bien. Bernard Montiel a été embêté par TikTok. Non. Un peu. T'as dit non !
Je croyais Bernard Montiel. Je crois qu'il est animateur sur Chérie FM maintenant. En vrai. Il est producteur, je crois, maintenant.
J'ai l'impression.
Il est partout.
Il est toujours qui parle à Bernard Montiel. Il produit à TPMP, je crois. Non. Non, mais il est chroniqueur. Ah, c'est correct. Il est chroniqueur. Because his bio on Insta, which I watched recently... For what reason?
Small insomnia at the moment, Adrien.
No, but I saw it in the posts, homage to Michel Blanc. I saw Bernard Montiel in the comments, so I asked myself the question. Qu'est-ce qui devient ? Il y avait marqué producteur, et en dessous il y avait marqué TPMP.
Mais il est chroniqueur.
Je pensais qu'il était, d'accord, ok, très bien. Et il y a écrit sur sa vidéo de Instagram, seul compte officiel. Oui, ça fait le rôle ! C'est le seul, d'accord ?
Si vous recevez des messages d'arnaque via un autre compte, c'est pas lui.
J'ai besoin d'argent pour relancer Vidéogag. Non, c'est faux, c'est faux.
Bon alors attends, c'est pas une série, c'est pas un dessin animé, mais c'est quelque chose qui est récurrent.
Ça existait quand on était jeunes déjà. Culture pub ? Pas culture pub, mais... Est-ce que c'est un truc de compilation un peu ? Pas une compilation. I can't tell you why, Culture Pub, you approached me, but you approached me.
I was thinking, if people are in their cars for a long time, they must hate us when we can't find them. They must cry in the car.
It's part of the game. It's part of the human evolution.
Yeah. Wait, we have to give clues. So it's not a series, but it's something that comes... It's movies. It's movies.
You didn't ask this question. It's movies, but it's a cinema rendezvous.
Et c'est comme une saga ?
Pas une saga. Les films n'ont rien à voir entre eux ? Non. C'est porno ?
C'est porno ? C'est des pornos ? C'est du porno ? Vous avez l'esprit trop simple.
Ben non, mais moi je suis... Ben non, mais il n'y a pas de porno sur ces stars.
Eh ben, c'est du porno.
C'est erotique.
C'est du erotique.
Pornos à 22h.
Ben c'est star.
Je vois un Alban pointilleux sur les termes.
C'est pas pareil. Et les horaires.
Les scénarios sont pas les mêmes. On s'est tous fait avoir à se retrouver devant un film érotique.
En disant il est long, ça n'est pas démarré. Il se parle pas.
C'est tous les soirs un petit... Alors pas tous les soirs, c'est le dimanche soir.
C'est pour ça que quand tu disais culture pub, c'était un peu cette horreur de prendre le créneau.
Avant les films érotiques d'M6.
Effectivement, entre minuit 30 et 1h30 sur la chaîne Sesta, à 7h, 113 000 téléspectateurs sont en moyenne devant le film érotique du soir. 5% of the audience watching the 6th national channel on this box.
It's a little cute that they still discover that the ass works. They said no, but it won't work with the ass. Oh damn, 113,000. Of course, of course.
It's especially funny to do it again with that. There is no original idea. You've been flat for 20 years. And they said, if we put some washers... Fuck, look, we're in the top 10. It's great. I love TV.
I would be interested. I think there are more women than before who watch.
Ah, you think?
I would like to have the numbers. Exactly.
I won't be able to help you. I can give you the titles. It looks like it's more for men, though. So, there's Power Sensual, but there's Hottesse Libertine, or Les Filles de l'Ambassadeur. Oh, that's funny.
That's a good one for an ambassador.
I'll give you the synopsis. An ambassador with a slight mers, don't hesitate to recruit young girls free of all family constraints and ready to... What?
That's horrible. Abuse of power and no family on purpose. Excuse us, the woke.
Excuse us. He can thus train them to turn them into spies. And there, all of a sudden, Jason Bourne. Yes, a capable Esplendor. Thanks to their charm, of course.
Wait, did that happen or is it the next one?
No, it's the one that was yesterday.
Ah, shit.
No, it was in the replay. Be careful, we're looking at each other now. Ah, we missed it. It's the occasion for women with multiple talents to fulfill their craziest fantasies.
No, the girls can love this kind of thing.
No problem.
No, but if it's a power man, for me...
On connaît tes engagements, Adrien. Je te remercie, tu le sais.
Attends, attends, non, non. Il veut pas sa médaille, attention.
Non, mais parce qu'il est comme ça, c'est encore pire, parce que t'es là, arrête un peu. Vegan, féministe.
Calmos. Après, attention, il poignarde des gosses.
Eh oui, en mettant un peu d'eau dans le vin.
Ouais, mais il déteste le racisme. Ils disent Nick Talop. Il avait dit ça. Je connaissais pas le mot à l'époque, j'ai regretté.
Surtout, personne n'est parfait.
On peut faire une erreur. C'était quoi les programmes télé de votre enfance, vous ? Bah, Madame et Servi, moi. Bah, moi aussi, Madame et Servi. Pourquoi tu te diras pas ?
Je rigole.
Ça me fait rire.
Madame et Servi.
Tu regardais, toi ?
Pas trop.
Madame et Servi, tout ça, t'as pas ?
Moi, c'était le rendez-vous familial. C'est le seul truc qu'on regardait tous ensemble. T'as quelle heure, Madame et Servi ?
Est-ce que tu regardais 6 minutes ? Pour moi, c'est le dimanche soir, moi. Tous les soirs. C'était tous les soirs. Est-ce que tu regardais tous les soirs ? Tous les soirs de semaine ?
Je pense que non.
Après, on n'a pas le même âge aussi. Quasi.
Pas loin.
Bon, écoute, je vais... Qu'est-ce que tu veux dire ? J'ai l'impression que c'était tous les dimanches. Tu regardais le 6 minutes ?
Je confonds avec Benil.
Tu regardais le 6 minutes avant ou pas ? Ah oui ! Voilà, c'était l'enchaînement, 6 minutes, et après, Madame est servie.
6 minutes, c'était le programme en 6 minutes, c'est ça, les infos en 6 minutes ?
C'était les infos, oui. C'était l'ancien... On dirait l'impro de Courte Manche.
C'était lui qui faisait. Il l'a replacé.
Toi, tu regardais rien ?
Si, si. Starsky Hutch, Alerta Malibu, Club Dorothée.
Donc ça, c'est des week-ends.
Ouais, ouais, c'était ça.
C'est un caris, mec. Y'avait pas d'émission. Y'avait pas d'émission, tu regardais pas. Attends, MacGyver. MacGyver, ouais.
S'il te plaît, quand même. C'est une émission, je me rappelle, c'était quoi ? De Chavannes, Coucou, c'est nous.
Ah oui, d'accord.
Les trucs comme ça.
Ciel Montmardi.
Ciel Montmardi.
Demain à la Une.
What's tomorrow? He receives the newspaper the day after tomorrow.
So he's trying to save people. That's great. We should do a reboot of this series.
Yes, that's true. I think I liked it, it's my choice.
That was every midday.
For me, I have memories of... Yeah, but you see, you're at the end of the day.
It's too much. Ah really?
No, it's old.
Yeah, it's true. The Millionaire. I've known a bit of Millionaire.
The Isles of Temptation, the first seasons.
Can we come back to that? You were watching The Millionaire. Me, in my family, there was a bit. The thing, the wheel. Well, the poor ones. That's what I was going to say.
There's a bit of fascination when there's a lot of... The fair price, that's it. It was great. My favorite thing was the Tirolienne.
Of course. You broke your mouth at the end. Yeah, but it was a game.
You have the fair price. There was a bit of a challenge. You know what? I have a fair price game. Oh, fuck. Alban Ivanov. Yes. When we type your name on Vinted, there's a guy...
Il y a un gars, je te jure, qui vend un coffret DVD de la petite histoire de France, dédicacé. A votre avis, combien ? A votre avis, combien il le vend ?
Dédicacé d'Alban et que d'Alban.
Que d'Alban. 200 bucks more. You're worth more German. You're worth more.
Yes, that's what I was going to say. He's been there for 4 years.
He's been there for 800 bucks for 4 years. It's not going to work. Do you remember signing that?
Or do you have to sign it from time to time?
Yes, it's possible. 300 bucks. 300 euros. For the joke, I wanted to buy it, but at 300 bucks... The joke is at Ross.
The joke is at Ross. It's fine.
Fort Boyard, Audrey. Let's remember that Audrey did Fort Boyard.
It's true. You had a good time. I said I would have loved to do it. Not like that, but with you. I would have loved to do it. Did you also do Alvin Fort Boyard? No. Oh yeah? You refused? Yeah. Really?
Yeah. Why? It would have been the Fort Boyard of the time. I would have been very happy. But now, the new formula, I don't like it. What is it? You don't like it?
It's not funny, it's not crazy. There's La Gaffe, the one who flies.
No, I haven't had La Gaffe. No, you had Winnie the Pooh who eats stuff. Hell. That was a bit of two. You understand. There's Megagaff now, it's Vincent.
They took away La Gaffe, I think. After the legislative, they are... The conspiracy theorist of the fort. It's not a good delirium. No, but wait, there's new stuff. There's not. There's Cyril Fero. Yes, that's what I was going to say.
It's become Avengers. That's it. They've expanded the thing.
There's even something even more bizarre.
That said, if they start making crossovers like Multiverse, like there's Bill from the Big Deal in the fort and all, watch out.
It could start with... But the Big Deal wasn't supposed to come back, by the way. It's coming back, Audrey. It's coming back.
You know, I saw the gaffe saying that. Dear friends, it's almost the end of this show. And yes, and before we leave, we do... It's true that I didn't give you the album at all. Wait, I have a gift.
Oh, she has a gift. I'm going now for my gift. I have a gift for each of you.
So, she gave it to me. Everyone gives me the album? Yes, everyone.
Me too, I have the right to a gift.
Gift. Ah, corns.
Wait, but you can't... Wait, these are... You know it's my passion of the moment.
Stop.
These are corns.
These are pickles of courgettes.
Ah, sorry, pickles of courgettes.
Oh. From my garden.
She's adorable, this one.
It's because she wants to get rid of it.
It's really a rotten genre.
So, these are pickles from Courgette, from my garden. Everything is homemade, as you can see. Isn't there a little bit of curry in there? There's a little bit of curry. You don't eat curry? Yes, yes, but no. There's a little bit of curry, of course. There's a little bit of curry.
It looks good. I'm a pickleman.
I'm a pickleman.
I'm so happy!
I bought radis and taikon yesterday to make radis pickles.
The next time you'll be able to... Well, we won't come out after that.
I love that! Shit! I'm Malou the girl!
They're going to make a cooking show. I love it!
Is it a pickles or what?
I hope I'll be invited. Oh, the patron of the show. Little pepper seeds, we drink them.
Only thing, only thing. You liked it. I pissed in it. I can't guarantee you that it's good.
To the taste, you didn't taste it?
To the taste, because I haven't tasted it yet. Of course it's good. Voilà, donc juste si vous êtes malade, si c'est mauvais... Ah non, attention ! Non, non, non, c'est mauvais au goût, c'est pas la même chose. Et comment ça se mange ? Ou toxique ? Tu peux les mettre dans un petit sandwich, tu peux les mettre comme ça, les manger comme ça.
Non, mais ça va être délicieux, je pense.
Moi, j'y crois. Moi, normalement, c'est bon. J'ai envie d'en manger un maintenant. Tu t'en fais, toi, dans la vie ? Well, it's me who made them. But it's our first year. In fact, it's our first pickles.
So, we're moving forward.
Maybe we're going to taste them now.
I don't know. No, no, wait.
There's a day.
No, no, there's the first day.
Wait. Can they eat them? You put them in a jar.
You didn't open them, I imagine.
No.
I'm not going to open them now, then. Because they're going to be transported, not in the cold.
Thank you Audrey Pierrot. Thank you very much. She sweated. It's the sweat of her forehead. It's the sweat of her forehead in the glass.
In addition, at the end of the day, you told us you were going to make fun of you. There is no better gift than food.
A car, a car.
There is a better gift than food. It's food you made yourself. It's the best gift.
And everything comes, I said it, but I repeat, everything comes in our packaging.
C'est les courgettes de la Maboule. C'est une belle marque, ça. On va faire ça, tes légumes de la Maboule.
J'adorerais, on va faire ma marque de pickles et sauce piquante.
Mais tu devrais.
Je devrais, mais j'ai aucun sens de l'initiative.
C'est fait avec quoi ? Tes pickles, tu les fais à base de quoi ? Because if you want, in our potager, we put a space for you. And you're a gardener. You take care of the house from time to time.
We have a bell, when you hear it, you come. But if not, I don't know. But you eat what you want. No, but my career is... My career is maybe at 30 hours, but it's okay, I don't need to... But no, I'm proposing to you if you're looking for a place to grow, to have your own onions, to offer you a piece of land, but... You live very far away, André.
I live an hour and a half from Paris. But there's a place to live, there's a place to live. There's a place to live where I could live, that's it, for free.
Yeah, there's a place to live, but... You're going to be happy over there.
I have two fingers to say yes. In fact, you come... Look, wait. You see, we're back on the history of holidays. You come to the house, we come to pick you up at the station, so nice. There you arrive, you're in dependence. For now, it's too much for us. We cultivate your little... You choose in the... But it's very long to grow.
I live at your place, in fact.
No, but you come in and we... Anyway, as long as it grows, it grows. The courgettes, I'm not going to see them. So it's you who garden for me, in fact. No, we plant them together. We plant them together. But what does it mean to maintain them? To water them, yes, but it's rare. But it's the rain that washes, my poor... And all the others, we don't need them anymore.
And when it's harvest season, you come back, you do your harvest, you do your pickles, and you leave with it.
Not bad, not bad.
I'll give you a good time. I might come without working too.
No, no, she's looking for a weekend.
But it's with pleasure, but it's to give you an epic activity between the two of you. It's to take care of you.
You go to bed early, then you go to bed late. There's no version, there's no version. It's not a bit pathetic for me, that's the problem.
Well, you're kidding.
No, no, no.
You discover Adrien Méniel, you. No, but now he's going back to the rump of his life. No, no, no. Hey, I had an insomnia.
I know. No, but in any case. Thank you very much, Audrey, for this gift. I'm going to enjoy it. I'm happy. Thank you very much. Give me the pinch, though.
Come on.
Oh, the two tramps of Omar.
It's time for the cultural recommendations. So yes, Alban, I didn't explain it to you, but if there is something that you liked recently, whether it's a film, a series, a show maybe, a erotic film, a little porn, a little boulard that you liked. Yes, you share it with us, the editors. Not necessarily a recent thing, by the way, a thing that you just liked recently.
We're going to start with Adrien Meyniel. What did you like recently?
It's a little thing. There is a YouTube channel. I'm wondering if it's not a podcast, but it's short videos. It's in English. It's called This Age Great. It means it's very old. It's just guys watching old movies. So they do montages, passages and everything. It's not Twitch. And really, they just comment. They take extracts that now, you can't do that anymore, basically.
Or not only, but a little bit of that. And it's very funny, they make comments on the films. They did Police Academy, they did Over the Top. And Police Academy, there are really abused things in it. I said to myself, it was really the film that I loved when I was a child. And there are things where you just see Mahoney, who is the hero.
And to show that he's cool, he's dressed like that, and he drinks a beer while watching the girls shower at their own expense. It's just stuff like that, and it's pretty funny.
And that's it. That's my recap. Audrey Pirault.
Miss Kina.
The Melabezia series that I love, with a plethora of actors who are incredible.
And I was surprised, I was watching it all by myself, laughing from the bottom of my heart.
There were some scenes where I really laughed.
La maboule.
En mangeant ses piqueuses.
T'as juste ri devant une série, ce qui n'est pas non plus... J'ai vraiment ri. T'as dit surprise, qui n'a pas entendu que tu t'attendais à ce que ce soit pas marrant. Non, j'ai pas fait.
Il y a beaucoup de séries pas marrantes. J'ai pas fait.
J'ai fait... Ah, le bon cœur.
Et il y avait de l'orage à ce moment-là.
Elle élaborait un plan en même temps. Elle faisait deux trucs en même temps.
J'ai vraiment ri de rire.
C'est pas juste un petit rire. Un vrai rire. Allez, à toi, mon Bams.
Moi en ce moment, j'étais passé à travers à l'époque, je suis à fond dans les Sopranos.
J'ai recommencé, moi j'avais maté et je me suis remis à regarder récemment.
Qu'est-ce que c'est bien, c'est vraiment une putain de série.
Sur la mafia ?
Sur la mafia, mais ce côté psychologique de la mafia, de voir un grand mafieux chez le psy, c'est génial. Parce qu'il le vit pas très bien. C'est ça ! But that's what's very interesting, to show that the Mafia is not funny.
And the advantage of taking a series that is not recent, is that you have how many seasons that you can chain?
I'm the third, I think there are eight.
That's the advantage.
And in addition, it has been validated, it has passed the test of time, so you know that it's eight seasons, I don't remember how many. But it's considered one of the best TV series. You know that nobody said that the Sopranos at the end of the 6th were bad. No, it's too good all the time.
It's a term that I use in the street.
It's all the script, the actors, the actresses, it sends the gum crazy. I love it, I learn. I enjoy it and at the same time you learn. It still plays well. It was incredible for the series.
I saw an interview of one of the guys from South Park who said that the problem today is that there are so many series that you no longer have the right to have an average episode. That is to say that people now, sometimes there is an average episode, they say, yes, well, stop. There are so many things to check all the time.
I have the feeling that people, I don't even know if they watch the series or if it's to be able to talk about it the next day.
I swear.
And me, when we talk too much about it, in fact, it pisses me off. Game of Thrones too, I had it shifted. And I loved it because you're only in your delirium and you really see the work of the guys. I'm completely in your team.
Dieudonné's YouTube channel.
Oh, wow. It's the beginning of the 90s, Steven Seagal is at his max. At the beginning of the movie, there's the bad guy to prove that he's bad. He kills a random guy in the street who owes him money. And just after, there's a girl who gives him a head-to-tail. He kills her too. And she says to him, be careful. He gets out of the car and shoots him in the face.
That's really mean. That's really mean. People who do that, when I see them, I go... You're mean, you.
In the script manual, you're told that's to show you're the bad guy I don't go on vacation with that, it spoils my vacation A guy who pulls a woman's head And at the beginning, Steven Seagal arrives, he takes a guy, a macro who hits his prostitute So he doesn't like Steven Seagal, he catches him, he throws him in a breeze, the image freezes, it's written Steven Seagal Oh great, you sold it to me, you sold it to me Justice Savage Justice Savage by John Flynn And it's a cuff
C'est ça ?
C'est juste un club, il voit un gars, il le jette. Au début du film, parce qu'on lui a tué son coéquipier, évidemment, et au début du film, il dit, tout ce que j'ai besoin, c'est une bagnole et un badge.
Hop là, il lui donne le badge, la bagnole, le fusil à pompe. Il y a un fusil à pompe. Du coup, il ne dit pas qu'il en a besoin, donc ça veut dire qu'il en a. Already, him. He says the weapons, no, no, I don't have that. And me, Steven Seagal, what I like is that you don't believe every time he does.
You know, sometimes it's... It's really, you ask yourself. And he's very violent as a film. It's good violence of combat. There are machetes in the shoulders and everything. So that, I loved it. And in a thing that I assume more, the wild robot, a cartoon of Dreamworks. All wild, you hit wild on Google. He looked at everything that was with wild. The wild flowers, oh shit.
You know that the pissenlit is good for the throat. He's not good there. The way to open my cellophane.
I believe in a word and I watch all the movies with this word.
Very good technique.
Yes, it's true that I didn't do it on purpose. But yeah, Le Robo Sauvage, it's a Dreamworks cartoon. It's really beautiful. It's very funny. It's for children, not bad. But honestly, I'm going to see it. all alone at 8.30pm. Did you cry? Like a sick person. Yeah, I did cry a little. It's very moving, it's very beautiful. It's a very beautiful cartoon.
But for me, right now, I've been a dad for two years. It's horrible how all the stories from far and wide, where there's a dad or a mom, it's tears every time. I've seen a very bad movie, I won't say the title, and just before, there's a little girl who says, but dad, you know, I love you. Tears. For 8 minutes. The movie was bad, I got bored 1h40. It's okay, I'm a cat.
So yes, the wild robot, it's very funny too. There are a lot of jokes about death. In fact, it's a robot that arrives... It's hilarious. No, but it's quite surprising in a children's movie.
Yeah, but we have to talk about it.
That is to say that it's a robot that arrives on an island where there are a lot of animals. And the animals at the beginning, it's really animals. So they are very open on the side. Yes, we're going to get killed every 4 seconds because we have a predator. You see, there are opossums. Mama opossum teaches her children opossums how to pretend to die.
Of course.
And at some point, she's talking and then she goes, what's going on? And there's no one who says, well, she just got eaten. It's really like that.
It's very funny. And at the same time, it's very pretty.
And it's made by the guy who did Lilo Stitch, who knows how to make children's movies. Oh, that's not bad. No, well, be careful. He has a bottle. Be careful. It's not important.
It's a very good movie, it lasts 1h34, 1h35, that's it. It's short. I'm a savage too, 1h32. You have to watch both.
You go to the cinema to see Wild Robot, you go home, you do the other one. So I advise you rather in the long run. It makes a lot of sense. He's at the cinema right now, Robo-Sauvage. Robo-Sauvage is also Nosch. So you're going to see Challenger, obviously. But Robo-Sauvage has been out for a few weeks anyway. But that's it, dear friends, this is the end of this show. We're a little late.
Sorry, Alban, I know you have an appointment. But I don't like being with you. It's the pickles that put us in. It's the pickles that put us in.
It wasn't planned. Yeah, sorry. It's going to be okay.
Challenger, it's coming out this Wednesday at the cinema. A film by Varente Souji in a comedy. You can say that. There's laughter, there's physicality, I feel it.
I haven't seen the film, I'm sorry. There's a fight.
There's good pifs, I imagine, I hope. I can't wait for you to see it. But I loved it. I loved it. It's inseparable. Irreversible. Irreversible too. It's Vincent Cassel. It's not the same. I always confuse.
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And I read the interview of Varente, who seems to be a fan of Rocky, of things like that. It's really a desire to make a film on boxing, in French.
That's it, totally to assume. It's to show that we are also able to do very beautiful things in France. That's it.
The first ones are going well?
Super good.
The first one, it's complete all the time, everywhere. It's great. We are very happy. So if you want to have fun, Challenger in the room with Alban Ivanoff, Audrey Pirault and all the people we mentioned, obviously. Your show, still, Alban? Yeah, I'm going back in December. I'm going back on tour in December. No, but there's no plan to do other dates in Paris?
You're doing the Olympia. No, I'm doing the Olympia and then I'm closing this show. Very good. It's called Vedette. Vedette.
You play a little everywhere in France again. You still have a few dates. I still have a few dates.
But are they complete, the dates? Well, there you go.
He won't apologize for being popular. Everything is in the title. And it's not fucked up. Adrien, La Bonne Auberge, Au Grand Rex.
That's so cool. I wrote about Hot Ones now, there's the episode with Gilles Delouche, which is the first episode on which I wrote. Ah, so good. Which is the episode of Corbin Dallas, in the fifth element.
Yes, that's it.
And I insisted that there be a reference to Jean-Pierre Bacri. I put my foot in it right away. Ah yes, not bad.
Bravo.
So good. And then, that's it. And then, it's written at the moment. What did you write?
What did you write?
I can't read it.
It works! It's written on Feuillemann.
It's written on Feuillemann. We'll talk about it later. And you? I also write on my side. What do you write? Write a role for Audrey Perrault.
I'm sorry. Yay!
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