Alban Ivanov
Appearances
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
And since then, you only have one kidney. It's a lot. Wait, so you paid and you don't know if you've been hit or not? I don't know. I don't know. Because in real life, the stuff they give you, you normally do a check-off a thousand years before and then they serve you. You have nothing to do normally.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Bah oui, oui. Mais cela dit, ce truc de croire que maintenant c'est des arnaques alors que des fois il faut juste payer, ça m'arrive très souvent.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Là, j'ai vu ça avec l'eau récemment. Je me suis dit, jamais j'ai payé l'eau. Je vois pas. Je vois pas.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
No, no, no, it was a thing of... And indeed, I had to pay with interest and all, even though I thought it was a scam. You see ?
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
For the health insurance You almost got scammed I went very far in the scam And the double scam was Someone calls me and says You're being scammed The person who calls me is the person who scammed me And he says You have your name, first name, address So I don't give a fuck Oh la la ! In September, René Remund and his wife Linda decided to go on vacation in Switzerland.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Not to see a dog, but a kind of return to the source for the American, who is originally from the country. But on their return from vacation, they receive an invoice of 143,000 euros. That's a lot. It's a small sum. In your opinion, what happened? The mini bar.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
That is to say that it happened in Switzerland, but it's American dollars that they have to pay. Because it's linked to their holidays, but it's America that demands so much money from them.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
I don't know the guy. So, we're getting closer. It's not linked to the VOD, but it's... It's online shopping. Non, pas des achats en ligne, mais c'est un truc online.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Non mais pas un achat, pas un achat en ligne. Facture téléphone ? Très bonne réponse d'Alban Ivan. Du leurre forfait. Si vous avez déjà voyagé à l'étranger, parfois, quand on fait les données à l'étranger, eh ben on... Mais attends, 143 000 dollars ? Alors en fait, ce qui s'est passé, c'est que sans faire exprès, René Raymond... Et là, il n'y a pas un petit notif à un moment ?
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
It's a lot. With my bank, I have CertiCode. As soon as I have 1,20€ that comes out, I'm like, wait, validate me all this, come and support me. No, no, 843,000€. Because what he did, without doing anything, is that he sent all the photos and all the videos of his phone to someone in the US, to one of his contacts, and it cost him $143,442, all for 9.5 GB of data, which is not a lot. What? 9 GB?
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
But I have 250 GB on my wallet. Can you imagine? 30 billion, you should have paid 30 billion, that's the thing. The company is formal. You'll see, they'll tell you.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
What happened was that T-Mobile, which is the equivalent of Orange in the States, they said no, no, no, no errors. And no, not at all, because René, of course, he engaged in pursuits. He said, wait, 143,000 euros, it's full of coffee. First of all, my name is René.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
But with T-Mobile, customers should always check the travel features of their bills, such as the international travel itinerary of the data before leaving. If a customer uses an older bill that does not include the international travel itinerary for these data and these calls... It's because it's an old one, in fact. It's horrible. It's a double scam.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
They have to make sure that they use the airplane mode and the wifi when they use data to be sure that the device doesn't connect. No, no, no.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
No, no, no. No, no, no. It's hard. No, no, no. If they do a trial, they win, I think, the old ones. In the States, be careful. In the States, there is a lot of weakness. It can happen. After that, they have holidays in Switzerland.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Because I'm a moron, the last time I was in the United States, I hadn't done the thing of cutting, it immediately went up to 70 balls, and I went up to him and said, it's over, it's over, you don't have any more. 70 euros of overtaking, ciao.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Audrey, I know there was a trip to La Réunion. It's SFR. It's SFR. Yes, well, he was sure of it. Yeah, yeah. No, but anyway, he didn't doubt it.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
He put on his t-shirt. What do you need for the holidays to go wrong for Adrien Méniel?
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
You don't have his antenna? You're the only one who got stuck in my back. We know each other, we're a top-wesh team.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
It's maybe your only thing in common with Gérard Klein, by the way. Yeah, my mother was an instructor.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Yeah, yeah. You're not a guy who says, ah, it's more the beach, more the mountain. No, you do everything. No, yeah, frankly, everything goes.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
I was going to say that you arrived with three baguettes, so we didn't understand what you did.
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S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
He's going to yell a little bit because you made a lot of noise when you arrived at 4 a.m. It stinks of olive oil.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Yes, yes, because it's... The day of the holidays, not on a weekend. No, no, no.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
There's this sensation of heat and... Ah, yeah. The thing is, now I need six days to get rid of that, so I don't want to do that anymore.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Yeah, even the thing of... Anyway, organizing things, it spoils the holidays a bit. Yeah, but that's not... You're telling yourself to go to a beach party, right?
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
I'll put it in post-production now. No, no, but wait, Audrey. It's good, already. It's been ten years, we've packed up the cars.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
So yes, a little five-year-old boy was kicked out of class by his mistress. In your opinion, what did he do to deserve that? So he did something. He did something.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Our first guest is a regular in the house since it's her sixth participation already, already. In the Olympia. That's what I was going to say, the last time she came it was at the Olympia, quite simply. The old people of the old may have discovered her in short-range skates, but now it's in the longer format than official.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Yes, I think she heard, fuck you, bitch, or something like that. Yeah, but fuck you, bitch, it doesn't mean anything. Yes, but if the little 50 says it, you... Yes, you can say, ah, he doesn't master it well, but he wanted to say that, what.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Mariette Bousquet, the pedagogical director of the Cirano private school in Nice, mentioned on October 10th the little common incident involving a child and his teacher. It's a school of underprivileged children. In an exchange between the teacher and the children in class, her son used a word that the teacher did not understand and thinking he was insulting her, she excluded her from the class.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
The movie, History of the Future, La Traversée, Le Daron, soon on TF1, I saw. Or Challenger, which comes out this Wednesday. So, not to be confused with Challengers. It's the movie with Zendaya who does tennis and three-point shots. There, it's Audrey Pirro who does boxing.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
The college of Icacu! I have to tell you that the instinct came often in the college of the street. A child who enters at 6 years old at the CEP can know 6000 words, but with the high potentials, it goes up to 9000 words, says the psychologist-clinician Georges Cogné.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
As for his cousin Nathalie Boisselier, she reported at Nice this morning that 2.28% of the French have a QI equal or higher than 130, the cursor to be advised as HPI, so this child is eminently over-skilled, and so he knows words like nick-top. In fact, he said it...
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
The context of the lesson could have been put to the ear of the teacher, because the last one very precisely evoked the ability of cats to find themselves in the dark. So the definition of the word Nictalope. She said, Nictalope, she said, get out.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
I read in an interview, and now you're at home, that you were imitating Chirac. You're at home, we love to imitate Chirac. In high school, yeah.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
So, you were a bit... Because, obviously, a funny guy, we say, he was a bit of a troupe loser, he made jokes and all. Yeah, yeah.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Le lycée, ça reboot un peu, je trouve, ces trucs-là. C'est le collège qui est très dur, je trouve, mais le lycée, ça... Non ? Ma seconde, là, t'es entrée au lycée. Attends, mais après... Did you go to the same school before or the same primary school?
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Harassment, it was like, yeah, well, come on, it's chameleons of recess. And you take the role that you're given when you're a kid, too.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
That's what you mean in terms of Rocky, for example. Oh, you didn't see Rocky? Oh, she didn't work the role. She didn't work the role.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Elle s'en est rendue compte récemment. Il y en a plein qui l'ont.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Ça part de me dire je m'en peux un peu. Je suis jamais à l'aise avec les parents qui se réveillent très tard comme ça. Ma mère, elle avait eu un truc comme ça aussi. Oui, quand j'étais jeune, j'ai fait ça. Je fais, ah ouais, mais là, meuf, c'était il y a 25 ans. Moi, je me suis un peu construit.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Après, Pharrell Williams. C'est génial, j'adore. Qui a produit, je vous rappelle, un biopic version Lego. Je ne sais pas si vous avez vu, Pharrell Williams, son biopic, c'est en Lego. Il a fait ça récemment.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
It's going to come out well after Challenger, I assure you. A biopic in Lego. A biopic in Lego. And there's another artist, Robbie Williams, who releases his own biopic as well. In your opinion, what will be his specificity, Robbie Williams? Well, we'll fight back a little.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
So he makes a movie, not bad. In animation. It's not in animation, but you get closer. POV? Not POV. Oh, that would be cool. Oh yeah, that's a good idea.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
David J. Brown in POV. Well, he sucks a lot. The vision is too good, three quarters of the time.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
But John Blunt makes a lot of jokes about the fact that he only did two well-known songs, that they piss everyone off.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
In 3D, not really. In IA? Not in IA, not in 360. So I'm going to tell you, it's a normal film with actors. Interactive? Not interactive, but there's one specificity. C'est un film vraiment avec un début, un milieu, une fin. Vous ne cherchez pas un procédé dingue dans la salle. Mais dans l'histoire de ce film, il y a un petit truc un peu étrange. Est-ce que c'est un truc à la Roger Rabbit ?
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Ou c'est genre moitié dessin animé, moitié... Alors, on s'approche.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
En fait, c'est plus ou moins ça, mais c'est pas la réponse que j'attends de la question.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
It's shot with two cameras. It's animals instead of... Look at this one. Look at this one. Look at this one. So, there's one animal. The rest are humans. And it's a dog.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Who snores in the street. Robbie my Boolyams. Indeed, Robbie Williams is an animal in the movie.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
A monkey? A monkey. Robbie Williams will be a monkey in 3D in the biopic about him. Wait, it's not a real monkey?
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
No, no, no, no, it's really... Let's remember that. You see, so it's a little monkey like in the monkey planet. Yeah, but he looks aggressive. Yeah, well, it depends. It can please me, it can please me. Yes, there, he's even more aggressive.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
It's not far. He says, I've always perceived myself as a less evolved being than a human. He made a song called Me and My Monkey, which I don't know because I don't know Robbie Williams. That's the problem.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
I think that on the message that it sends from the port in the music industry... Well, it's terrible for this animal that has nothing to do with it.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Albor, who also has a double... Well, not a porc, but almost. Well, yes. Pumba. He does Pumba, the guy. You're doing it again, by the way. I saw they're doing it again.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Tom Cruise makes his own cascades, Alban Ivanov makes his own peace.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
There are two teams, there are two teams, we talk about it a lot with Adrien. I'm not crazy about peace, for example, in life.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Ça me met mal. Notre sourd invité, c'est sa première fois dans l'émission. Il est acteur, humoriste. Et sur sa photo Wikipédia, pas de tapis rouge, pas de cérémonie des Molières, mais il est posé tranquille dans une voiture. Est-ce que t'as vu cette petite photo ?
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
So we're talking about Robbie Williams playing a monkey. But you, what kind of role would you like to play?
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
No, I was more open than that. After, it could be an animal, but I was more open. So he doesn't play a monkey, it's the opposite. It's a monkey who plays it, if I may. Yes, I agree. It's true, it's true. No, but because it's still Robbie Williams who gives his voice to the character. He plays himself. Yes, it's true. Yes, but it's a monkey who does it himself. It's a monkey who plays himself.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Which is also very weird, because in fact, if there was not the monkey process, it's terrible to play in your own biopic. You play your own role, you make your own career. It's better to wait to be dead. Already. After, they made a film on Elton John that was not bad.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
In fact, they all have the same way of doing biopics now. You have all your life. And then, all of a sudden, he has the idea of the song. It's like, oh my God, I'm going to have my breakfast as usual. Wait, as usual. Say that again. Say that again. What role would you like to play, Audrey? An epic film maybe?
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
You've already done a future film. Yes. You've done a future film where you fight and you have weapons. It was cool. There's only the past film left.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Aïe, aïe, aïe. Ah, c'est dommage. POV, il tuerait un singe, en plus. Ha, ha, ha. Yes, there is something very physical. I haven't seen Challenger yet, but in Madonce, we feel that you go into the art a little bit. It's a woman, you have to handle it. That's what's cool with Audrey. We know her. I directed her in a Granola ad, if you knew. It's the day I met Florent Bernard.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Do you want to write a movie, a character, something? It's starting, it's starting.
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S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
And what was the role? Because for Challenger, for example, did you get into boxing or was it something you did before? No, not at all. I like what I'm often offered.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Les mains... A 10h10, bien sûr. On l'a vu dans Passe sur le grand mât, le centre de la fête, la petite histoire de France, et dans toute la filmographie de Varane Soudjian, dont son dernier film, Challengers, dans lequel il joue un boxeur sur le retour. Mais parmi tous les grands acteurs avec lesquels il a joué, il y a ce petit bonhomme. 10 years ago, in the moustache, in Top Wesh.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
I don't even want to add it. I'm going to come anyway. I understand. And then there is a certain loyalty because you two, it's not the first time that you work with Varente. It's literally the fourth film. You've done all these films in fact, Alban. All the films of Varente. What does it do when it's the fourth? Do you have a routine or on the contrary, you try to surprise yourself?
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
But finally, and maybe especially, he started his career by yelling « Je t'emmerde » to Gérard Klein on the site. And that's not bad. It's Alban Ivanov. Bravo!
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
You know so much the other that you know where you put the tweezers.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
That's right. Audrey, you also did La Traversée with Varon, which was a venerable shoot. Because you were on a boat all along. Yeah. In experience, Challenger was simpler, in quotes. It's not a simple thing. Because the roles are very different too.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Thank you for the invitation. It's so cool. So, yeah, you're here for Challengers, so we're going to do the news.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
So here we are again in my element, my obsession for racism. And dead this week. Well, a news in its essence.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
What happened to the neo-nazis to make them lose their lives like that?
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
No. He didn't kill himself like him. It was an accident, I can tell you.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
It's true that people don't say it, but he was crazy about ping pong. It's one of the chapters of Mein Kampf where he said, well, on the other hand, ping pong, it's great.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Challenger. Challenger. Challenger. Challenger. Challenger. Challenger. Challenger. Challenger. Challenger. Challenger. Challenger. Challenger. Challenger. Challenger. Challenger. Challenger. Challenger. Challenger. Challenger.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
It's rather a good thing that you didn't know. It would be very weird if you said Hitler. It's simple. He loved the kayak.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Very good answer. I'll tell you why he died. It's related to Hitler, I'll give you the answer. It's very difficult to find. I can say it. Go ahead, I'm surprised.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
A neo-nazi who did not have the spirit of Kaizen. Not at all in a shonen mode. A 37-year-old man from the region of Munich, a member of a regional section of the neo-nazi party, so a real real one, not just a big racist, he was really at it. He died after a fall during a hike in the Bavarian Alps on the Unsterberg mountain, which had the reputation of being Adolf Hitler's favorite massif.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
So right now on TV, on the C'est Star channel, a cartoon program since the beginning, while the channel had planned to delete it before summer. What do you think we're talking about? I haven't seen that, I think. A cartoon program.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Are we on fiction already? We're on fiction. A question from Adrien Méniel. A series? A series, yes, an old one. Not an old series. Ah.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
It's a reissue. It's not the original. So no cartoon? No cartoon. TV show? No TV show. It's fiction. South Park? Not South Park. You said it's not a cartoon. It's not a cartoon. But wait, it's a recurring program that broadcasts... It's a rendezvous.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Du téléfilm. C'est un peu des téléfilms. Alors, je ne sais pas. Il y a du français, mais ce n'est pas toujours français. C'est une saga. C'est une série. C'est pas du documentaire.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Vidéo-gag. C'était bien. Bernard Montiel a été embêté par TikTok. Non. Un peu. T'as dit non !
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Je pensais qu'il était, d'accord, ok, très bien. Et il y a écrit sur sa vidéo de Instagram, seul compte officiel. Oui, ça fait le rôle ! C'est le seul, d'accord ?
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Ça existait quand on était jeunes déjà. Culture pub ? Pas culture pub, mais... Est-ce que c'est un truc de compilation un peu ? Pas une compilation. I can't tell you why, Culture Pub, you approached me, but you approached me.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
You didn't ask this question. It's movies, but it's a cinema rendezvous.
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S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
C'est pour ça que quand tu disais culture pub, c'était un peu cette horreur de prendre le créneau.
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S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Effectivement, entre minuit 30 et 1h30 sur la chaîne Sesta, à 7h, 113 000 téléspectateurs sont en moyenne devant le film érotique du soir. 5% of the audience watching the 6th national channel on this box.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
I won't be able to help you. I can give you the titles. It looks like it's more for men, though. So, there's Power Sensual, but there's Hottesse Libertine, or Les Filles de l'Ambassadeur. Oh, that's funny.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
I'll give you the synopsis. An ambassador with a slight mers, don't hesitate to recruit young girls free of all family constraints and ready to... What?
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S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Excuse us. He can thus train them to turn them into spies. And there, all of a sudden, Jason Bourne. Yes, a capable Esplendor. Thanks to their charm, of course.
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S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
No, it was in the replay. Be careful, we're looking at each other now. Ah, we missed it. It's the occasion for women with multiple talents to fulfill their craziest fantasies.
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S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
On peut faire une erreur. C'était quoi les programmes télé de votre enfance, vous ? Bah, Madame et Servi, moi. Bah, moi aussi, Madame et Servi. Pourquoi tu te diras pas ?
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
What's tomorrow? He receives the newspaper the day after tomorrow.
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S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Yeah, it's true. The Millionaire. I've known a bit of Millionaire.
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S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
There's a bit of fascination when there's a lot of... The fair price, that's it. It was great. My favorite thing was the Tirolienne.
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S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Il y a un gars, je te jure, qui vend un coffret DVD de la petite histoire de France, dédicacé. A votre avis, combien ? A votre avis, combien il le vend ?
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Que d'Alban. 200 bucks more. You're worth more German. You're worth more.
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S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
So, do you know what is the common point between Angèle, Timothée Chalamet, Pierre Ninet, Léna Situation, Thomas Pesquet and Aya Nakamura? Are you there? Yes, me too.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Fort Boyard, Audrey. Let's remember that Audrey did Fort Boyard.
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S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
No, I haven't had La Gaffe. No, you had Winnie the Pooh who eats stuff. Hell. That was a bit of two. You understand. There's Megagaff now, it's Vincent.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
That said, if they start making crossovers like Multiverse, like there's Bill from the Big Deal in the fort and all, watch out.
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S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
You know, I saw the gaffe saying that. Dear friends, it's almost the end of this show. And yes, and before we leave, we do... It's true that I didn't give you the album at all. Wait, I have a gift.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
So, she gave it to me. Everyone gives me the album? Yes, everyone.
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S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
He didn't see it. In your opinion, what is it? It's the Olympic Games. Well, well tried.
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S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
I hope I'll be invited. Oh, the patron of the show. Little pepper seeds, we drink them.
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S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Thank you Audrey Pierrot. Thank you very much. She sweated. It's the sweat of her forehead. It's the sweat of her forehead in the glass.
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S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. So, you know, Audrey. Audrey, what is it?
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S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
It's time for the cultural recommendations. So yes, Alban, I didn't explain it to you, but if there is something that you liked recently, whether it's a film, a series, a show maybe, a erotic film, a little porn, a little boulard that you liked. Yes, you share it with us, the editors. Not necessarily a recent thing, by the way, a thing that you just liked recently.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
We're going to start with Adrien Meyniel. What did you like recently?
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S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
And I was surprised, I was watching it all by myself, laughing from the bottom of my heart.
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S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
I saw an interview of one of the guys from South Park who said that the problem today is that there are so many series that you no longer have the right to have an average episode. That is to say that people now, sometimes there is an average episode, they say, yes, well, stop. There are so many things to check all the time.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Oh, wow. It's the beginning of the 90s, Steven Seagal is at his max. At the beginning of the movie, there's the bad guy to prove that he's bad. He kills a random guy in the street who owes him money. And just after, there's a girl who gives him a head-to-tail. He kills her too. And she says to him, be careful. He gets out of the car and shoots him in the face.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
That's it, we already talked about it. I think it's the old people who were fooled by that, by Marc Lavoie. Well, fake, I'm talking about. It's not the real Marc Lavoie. There, for once, I think it was the real one.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
In the script manual, you're told that's to show you're the bad guy I don't go on vacation with that, it spoils my vacation A guy who pulls a woman's head And at the beginning, Steven Seagal arrives, he takes a guy, a macro who hits his prostitute So he doesn't like Steven Seagal, he catches him, he throws him in a breeze, the image freezes, it's written Steven Seagal Oh great, you sold it to me, you sold it to me Justice Savage Justice Savage by John Flynn And it's a cuff
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
C'est juste un club, il voit un gars, il le jette. Au début du film, parce qu'on lui a tué son coéquipier, évidemment, et au début du film, il dit, tout ce que j'ai besoin, c'est une bagnole et un badge.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
You know, sometimes it's... It's really, you ask yourself. And he's very violent as a film. It's good violence of combat. There are machetes in the shoulders and everything. So that, I loved it. And in a thing that I assume more, the wild robot, a cartoon of Dreamworks. All wild, you hit wild on Google. He looked at everything that was with wild. The wild flowers, oh shit.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Yes, it's true that I didn't do it on purpose. But yeah, Le Robo Sauvage, it's a Dreamworks cartoon. It's really beautiful. It's very funny. It's for children, not bad. But honestly, I'm going to see it. all alone at 8.30pm. Did you cry? Like a sick person. Yeah, I did cry a little. It's very moving, it's very beautiful. It's a very beautiful cartoon.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
But for me, right now, I've been a dad for two years. It's horrible how all the stories from far and wide, where there's a dad or a mom, it's tears every time. I've seen a very bad movie, I won't say the title, and just before, there's a little girl who says, but dad, you know, I love you. Tears. For 8 minutes. The movie was bad, I got bored 1h40. It's okay, I'm a cat.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
And there, indeed, Angèle, Timothée Chalamet, Pierre Ninet, Thomas Pesquet, Alain Camara, Céline Dion, SCH, Squeezie and Omar Sy. And B, it's the top 10.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
So yes, the wild robot, it's very funny too. There are a lot of jokes about death. In fact, it's a robot that arrives... It's hilarious. No, but it's quite surprising in a children's movie.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
That is to say that it's a robot that arrives on an island where there are a lot of animals. And the animals at the beginning, it's really animals. So they are very open on the side. Yes, we're going to get killed every 4 seconds because we have a predator. You see, there are opossums. Mama opossum teaches her children opossums how to pretend to die.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
And at some point, she's talking and then she goes, what's going on? And there's no one who says, well, she just got eaten. It's really like that.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
And it's made by the guy who did Lilo Stitch, who knows how to make children's movies. Oh, that's not bad. No, well, be careful. He has a bottle. Be careful. It's not important.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
You go to the cinema to see Wild Robot, you go home, you do the other one. So I advise you rather in the long run. It makes a lot of sense. He's at the cinema right now, Robo-Sauvage. Robo-Sauvage is also Nosch. So you're going to see Challenger, obviously. But Robo-Sauvage has been out for a few weeks anyway. But that's it, dear friends, this is the end of this show. We're a little late.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Sorry, Alban, I know you have an appointment. But I don't like being with you. It's the pickles that put us in. It's the pickles that put us in.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Challenger, it's coming out this Wednesday at the cinema. A film by Varente Souji in a comedy. You can say that. There's laughter, there's physicality, I feel it.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
There's good pifs, I imagine, I hope. I can't wait for you to see it. But I loved it. I loved it. It's inseparable. Irreversible. Irreversible too. It's Vincent Cassel. It's not the same. I always confuse.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
It's not funny. It's not funny. It's not funny. It's not funny. It's not funny. It's not funny. It's not funny. It's not funny. It's not funny. It's not funny. It's not funny. It's not funny. It's not funny. It's not funny. It's not funny. It's not funny. It's not funny.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
And I read the interview of Varente, who seems to be a fan of Rocky, of things like that. It's really a desire to make a film on boxing, in French.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
The first one, it's complete all the time, everywhere. It's great. We are very happy. So if you want to have fun, Challenger in the room with Alban Ivanoff, Audrey Pirault and all the people we mentioned, obviously. Your show, still, Alban? Yeah, I'm going back in December. I'm going back on tour in December. No, but there's no plan to do other dates in Paris?
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
You play a little everywhere in France again. You still have a few dates. I still have a few dates.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
There's Cyprien who did it too. Yes, it's worse. It's a fake ad that you scroll on Tiktok. There, it's people who come directly in your MPs who go through the same situation. But Cyprien, there's a fake ad, you scroll on Tiktok or Instagram and you have his head that says, hi, I used a site that is great. And it's Lya who took his head and his voice.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
He won't apologize for being popular. Everything is in the title. And it's not fucked up. Adrien, La Bonne Auberge, Au Grand Rex.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
It's written on Feuillemann. We'll talk about it later. And you? I also write on my side. What do you write? Write a role for Audrey Perrault.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
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S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
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S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
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S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
So yes, it's a celebrity group whose name is most often linked to online threats. To threats? Yes, well, no, no. Pierre Ninet, I'm going to screw you! Yo, everyone, it's Squeezie, give me your money, damn it. No, it's the site, it's, shit, McAfee, you know what it is?
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Yeah, it's the virus stuff, etc. Yeah, the guy is a pain in the ass. So, yeah, be careful.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Because the beginning of the documentary is that he gets arrested for a routine check by the cops. They open his trunk and I think there are pump fuses, drugs.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
It's the gastro. Have you ever been scammed? As yourself, did you ever roll in the flour? Like a vulgar escalope, for example.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Je sais pas si c'est... Encore aujourd'hui, je sais pas. Il y a déjà la médium pour chien, déjà, qui t'a remarqué.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Tu savais, ça, elle t'a raconté. Non ? Parce que c'est dans un vieil épisode du podcast. Les gens connaissent. No, no, no, no, no, I don't like that.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Alban, read Challenger's press release. It's written black on white.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Oui, bonjour, bonsoir. Il a sauté comme ça. Il s'est même pas mouillé la nuque, il est parti. Je suis, je suis. Bonjour, bonsoir et bienvenue dans ce nouvel épisode du Flot Classe, comme à l'accoutumée. Flot Classe.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
On WhatsApp. She left vocals. I just need a picture of the dog and I connect.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
No, the dog is not going to kill me. So it's a joke. Two elixirs, not one.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Oh merde. Je t'ai pas dit. Première Classe. Flot Classe. Comme à l'accoutumée, je suis accompagné d'Adrien Meignel. Adrien Meignel, malheureusement petite nuit.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
A 8-year-old letter, it's always good to put it aside. In case. It's not important. Don't hesitate to do that at home.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
That's France, my friend. No, but I say to myself, maybe it's a scam.