Audrey Pirault
Appearances
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
A little insomnia this night. Right now it's one night out of two. But I'm going to give it my best. Is there a reason for that? I would like to know. But life, what? Life? The world.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
C'est quoi ces conneries ? Et là, ta meuf a dit, si, si, on le fait. C'est moi qui le fais normalement.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
The housing, the housing. Not the housing. Wait, it's the United States that demands money from them, but it's linked to their travels. It's linked to their travels. C'est lié à un truc qui s'est passé en Suisse. Oui. La prostitution ?
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Je l'ai tenté. T'as bien raison. Est-ce que c'est un truc d'abonnement ? Un truc payé en ligne ?
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
No, but... No, but like, are you going to go to bed and then it doesn't come?
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
I'm a cinephile. You're not going to Switzerland to watch movies, are you? I'm at home. I don't know the guy.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Déjà 50 000 ! Prévenez-moi peut-être ! Je vous dis ça comme ça !
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
It's a scam. Come on, me too, I'll give you back my hand. Come on.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
No, no. It's 143 million. It's a real sum. No, in addition, it's really what you said, for 9 gigas.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
With these little machines. No, but I tell you, my fee, I have 250 gigas of data included. You're kidding, is that it? No, no, but it's to say that 9 is nothing. 9 is nothing at all.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Je me suis réveillé vers 4-5 heures du matin et j'ai peur. C'est le stress, ça. Dis-lui, toi, t'as des trucs.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Please, T-Mobile. For René. In fact, I don't even understand that automatically, they don't update the forfeits. How is it possible that he has an old forfeit like that?
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Yeah, after, even the operators, what was it, SFR, I don't remember. Yeah, it was SFR. And they bought back to the people. Exactly. Because otherwise, they lost money.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
A beach, a parasol? A loaf of bread, a loaf of bread, dogs. Yes, but with a little internet.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
I ended up hanging out in the mountains because I had no network in my Camtar.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
What's the difference between a teacher and an instructor? At the time, in any case, high school and high school were teachers.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
I'm going to type like that. It's the Maboule. Bonbon and the Maboule. The little duo. A nice animated essay. I'm going to make a comic book.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
But no, it has nothing to do, it's that in fact your organs, they work with schedules.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
At the beginning, it was like, it's not difficult. Bread with oil.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
I think I need some calm. That's the thing. On vacation, not too many people. A place, a balneary station where there's too many people, no vacations.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
A little fireman's ball, Audrey. I can stay at home, Audrey, while you go to your party.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Yeah, like... Yeah, Ibiza. Don't organize yourself. You're going to Ibiza. I wanted to go to Ibiza this summer.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
It seems that it's... Beyond the party, it seems that it's beautiful. Yeah, I know. In addition. I would like to go a little off-season.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Excuse me. Excuse me. We will go into the pool without jumping. A little 5 year old boy got fired from his class.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
We're in France, we're in France. Ah, okay. Ah, and so it's a thing... Yes, it's like he said, oh, I feel acculé, and she heard, you're not acculé. Ah, that's it !
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
It's not acculé. Ah, but it's the... Yes, it's acculé. No, it's not acculé. It's what ? Ah, but she understood... Something else, that's it.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
So, we were on an institute that had less vocabulary than Nictalope. Exactly. It's hard, that, anyway. She was a math teacher. By the way, the 5-year-old knows the word Nictalope, already. Yeah, he's funny. I mean, what ? And not his institute.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Ah, yeah ? We say, you're Nictalope. You're Nictalope, yeah. Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
And the girl, she didn't know the word, and she said, well, in doubt, I'll see. Instead of looking for it, wait. It's especially what she understood. She understood, fuck you, bitch.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
That's the info I'm giving you. I think he just learned the word, something like that. He repeated it, he was proud to say it, he got fired.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
But the word, the kid, he didn't defend himself, he didn't say, but no, but that means... He said, it means, see you in the night, big bitch. It may have been a bit far. Yes, but in anger.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
So maybe he'll get caught. Maybe it's even worse. She created a wound in this kid who's going to get locked up.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
It's very good, but we love it. We're there. It's more Schmitterrand, but... Everyone has their own thing.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
No spoilers. It's a spoiler already. Boxing already, I don't know. There's a cork on the poster. Well, we're going to go with André Pirault, that's it.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
No, it's not my fault at all. No, but it's normal, it's like that. It's terms that didn't even exist at the time.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
It was to cover the noise, it's a great friend. Listen, he's sick, what is he doing?
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
If you did that in high school... Damn, that's a long time. But she could have told herself... For her defense, I mean, she could have told herself you had a problem...
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Voilà, c'est mignon, mais... It's always good when people recognize their mistakes. Of course. Even if it's after and all, there's a bit of a thing where you can... It heals a bit, I think. Yeah. Parents who say, ah, I fucked up and all. Yeah, of course. It's cool, though. It's true. It's not all of them who do it. It's true. It's true. I don't want to fuck up !
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
It makes me think of something else that a singer did, but maybe it's in your news, so I'm not going to say it. No, go ahead, I think I don't know. James Blunt? No, I haven't seen it. What did he do? I forgot, so... Ah, no ! And he said, I think, if he's number one I change my name and it's you who decide my name. Something like that. A risk-taking thing. A very good idea. A thing like that.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
He has one leg, he's in pain, he's very sick. I'm going to ask him to leave. He's sick. No, but leave him, leave the poor thing. Leave him, the poor thing. It was a joke, the poor thing. No, he has two legs, in fact, he has one raised, everything is fine. No, but he pretends to be smart. No, but he looks bad in point, the poor thing. He is, he is bad in point. They don't fly anymore.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Be careful, there's Adrien who's going to correct himself. Yes, so in fact, no, it's not the people who choose. It's not the people who choose. It's not even him. It's that he says, if I'm number one, I change my name and my official name will be Blunty Mac Bluntface.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Blunty Mac Bluntface. Blunty Mac Bluntface. Blunty Mac Bluntface.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
He's very aggressive. Yeah, but he's ugly, ugly. Ah, well, and he's mixed with humans. It's realized by the guy who did The Greatest Showman. No, but it's a bit sad, I find. Why? What is the approach of that? Where do you want to come, Alban? Well, yeah, yeah. I think he said, a biopic about me, people say, oh, we're kidding each other. No, wait, I'm a monkey. No.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Pumba, we remember, is the first Disney character who blew up in a movie. And maybe the only one. And it was already dubbed by Yvan, the father. Yvan. Yvan. So wait, you know it's everyone.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Yeah, I love it. Kiprout, let's remind him. Alban, Le Noir, Yvan, I'm... It's true.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
No, in fact, to go where? I can't. It's out of question, in fact. To go where? And go without end until... I wake up every day at 4 o'clock in the morning. C'est vrai que je vois un peu mon image.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
We have insights today. Ah, but it's not nothing. Jean du Chobiz. No.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Adrien, you, a role? Yeah, any role. I take everything. Yeah, frankly, that's where I am. I would like to see Audrey in something like Tomb Raider or... Ah yeah, yeah.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Yeah, yeah. A mean girl. No, but in real life, a little... Crazy. Yeah. C'est une sorcière. C'est une miserie, quoi, tu vois. Ouais. La maboule.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
You're not in the same era. I'm a Gaulois. I'm a Gaulois of the TV.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
It can happen. It can happen later. I've already shit in the water.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Ah I know, I've seen it, I've seen it. This guy has seen it all. I'm not obsessed with racism. In fact, it was one of the critics of the Floodcast. Someone said, great podcast, the best and all, despite Adrien's obsession with racism.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
He did... He didn't kill himself like him, but he killed himself by doing an activity that Hitler did.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
He said to himself, I'm going to go on a hike in Hitler's favorite mountain. And he fell, he died. I invite all the neo-nazis to go on a hike with Ither, if you really like Ither.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Mais c'est de la fiction. C'est bizarre. C'est pas une série. Vous verrez la réponse. Bien sûr. Est-ce qu'on peut brainstorm encore ? Elle me fusille du regard. C'est Marc Lavoine.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
C'est une saga de films. Non, pas une saga. C'est un film coupé en petits morceaux ?
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Il est toujours qui parle à Bernard Montiel. Il produit à TPMP, je crois. Non. Non, mais il est chroniqueur. Ah, c'est correct. Il est chroniqueur. Because his bio on Insta, which I watched recently... For what reason?
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
No, but I saw it in the posts, homage to Michel Blanc. I saw Bernard Montiel in the comments, so I asked myself the question. Qu'est-ce qui devient ? Il y avait marqué producteur, et en dessous il y avait marqué TPMP.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
J'ai besoin d'argent pour relancer Vidéogag. Non, c'est faux, c'est faux.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
And in the middle of the show, he said, no, but it's shit, I'm going to pay you back.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Pas une saga. Les films n'ont rien à voir entre eux ? Non. C'est porno ?
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Les scénarios sont pas les mêmes. On s'est tous fait avoir à se retrouver devant un film érotique.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
It's a little cute that they still discover that the ass works. They said no, but it won't work with the ass. Oh damn, 113,000. Of course, of course.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
He had played in AeroCorp. He played Captain Canada. Terrible. I think there are even images. He's doing his memes and everything he does. Oh, yeah, okay.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
That's horrible. Abuse of power and no family on purpose. Excuse us, the woke.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Ouais, mais il déteste le racisme. Ils disent Nick Talop. Il avait dit ça. Je connaissais pas le mot à l'époque, j'ai regretté.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Moi, c'était le rendez-vous familial. C'est le seul truc qu'on regardait tous ensemble. T'as quelle heure, Madame et Servi ?
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
6 minutes, c'était le programme en 6 minutes, c'est ça, les infos en 6 minutes ?
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
C'est un caris, mec. Y'avait pas d'émission. Y'avait pas d'émission, tu regardais pas. Attends, MacGyver. MacGyver, ouais.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Can we come back to that? You were watching The Millionaire. Me, in my family, there was a bit. The thing, the wheel. Well, the poor ones. That's what I was going to say.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
You have the fair price. There was a bit of a challenge. You know what? I have a fair price game. Oh, fuck. Alban Ivanov. Yes. When we type your name on Vinted, there's a guy...
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Yes, that's what I was going to say. He's been there for 4 years.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
It's not funny, it's not crazy. There's La Gaffe, the one who flies.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
They took away La Gaffe, I think. After the legislative, they are... The conspiracy theorist of the fort. It's not a good delirium. No, but wait, there's new stuff. There's not. There's Cyril Fero. Yes, that's what I was going to say.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Wait, but you can't... Wait, these are... You know it's my passion of the moment.
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S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
I saw the Reel Combini. Oh, you didn't see it? He didn't see it, maybe. No, I didn't see it.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
I'm not going to open them now, then. Because they're going to be transported, not in the cold.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
In addition, at the end of the day, you told us you were going to make fun of you. There is no better gift than food.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
There is a better gift than food. It's food you made yourself. It's the best gift.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
J'adorerais, on va faire ma marque de pickles et sauce piquante.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
We have a bell, when you hear it, you come. But if not, I don't know. But you eat what you want. No, but my career is... My career is maybe at 30 hours, but it's okay, I don't need to... But no, I'm proposing to you if you're looking for a place to grow, to have your own onions, to offer you a piece of land, but... You live very far away, André.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Yeah, there's a place to live, but... You're going to be happy over there.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
You go to bed early, then you go to bed late. There's no version, there's no version. It's not a bit pathetic for me, that's the problem.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
The other way to answer was, I don't know. Not at all, we're not moving forward step by step. They are famous. Yes, well, Audrey. They are part of the top people whose identity is usurped to make scams.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
I know. No, but in any case. Thank you very much, Audrey, for this gift. I'm going to enjoy it. I'm happy. Thank you very much. Give me the pinch, though.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
It's a little thing. There is a YouTube channel. I'm wondering if it's not a podcast, but it's short videos. It's in English. It's called This Age Great. It means it's very old. It's just guys watching old movies. So they do montages, passages and everything. It's not Twitch. And really, they just comment. They take extracts that now, you can't do that anymore, basically.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Or not only, but a little bit of that. And it's very funny, they make comments on the films. They did Police Academy, they did Over the Top. And Police Academy, there are really abused things in it. I said to myself, it was really the film that I loved when I was a child. And there are things where you just see Mahoney, who is the hero.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
And to show that he's cool, he's dressed like that, and he drinks a beer while watching the girls shower at their own expense. It's just stuff like that, and it's pretty funny.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
T'as juste ri devant une série, ce qui n'est pas non plus... J'ai vraiment ri. T'as dit surprise, qui n'a pas entendu que tu t'attendais à ce que ce soit pas marrant. Non, j'ai pas fait.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
J'ai recommencé, moi j'avais maté et je me suis remis à regarder récemment.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Yes, they take their identity and with the IA, they say like, hi, it's Pierre Ninet, do you want to invest in Bitcoin? But in fact, it's not him at all who speaks.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
And in addition, it has been validated, it has passed the test of time, so you know that it's eight seasons, I don't remember how many. But it's considered one of the best TV series. You know that nobody said that the Sopranos at the end of the 6th were bad. No, it's too good all the time.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
That's really mean. That's really mean. People who do that, when I see them, I go... You're mean, you.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Hop là, il lui donne le badge, la bagnole, le fusil à pompe. Il y a un fusil à pompe. Du coup, il ne dit pas qu'il en a besoin, donc ça veut dire qu'il en a. Already, him. He says the weapons, no, no, I don't have that. And me, Steven Seagal, what I like is that you don't believe every time he does.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
It's a very good movie, it lasts 1h34, 1h35, that's it. It's short. I'm a savage too, 1h32. You have to watch both.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
It's funny, but I don't know who really targets with that. Because Timothée Chalamet, the old ones, they don't even know who it is.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
That's so cool. I wrote about Hot Ones now, there's the episode with Gilles Delouche, which is the first episode on which I wrote. Ah, so good. Which is the episode of Corbin Dallas, in the fifth element.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
And I insisted that there be a reference to Jean-Pierre Bacri. I put my foot in it right away. Ah yes, not bad.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
So good. And then, that's it. And then, it's written at the moment. What did you write?
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S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
And who has the mouth that changes and everything. And in fact, it's not him.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
He promised me, I reserved the merit of the 19th and all, so it would amaze me. What's this story?
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Without wetting your neck, you know, it's really... There's a very good documentary on... In fact, McAfee, it's a guy who invented, I think, the first antivirus ever. He broke a cable and he lived in Belize. He had set up an army. The guy is really crazy. And among other little eccentricities, he peed in his mouth.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Maybe not in the mouth. Trigger warning, pee in the mouth. But it was before. No, he peed in his mouth. It was one of his little... He had a hammock with a hole. But it's a lot on this guy. There's a documentary about him. There's a girl who... We're going to get married too.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
No, it's the girls who are in a hammock, but in the hammock there's a hole. There's a lot of holes.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
It's the best configuration. I studied... In the best houses in the world, they target that now. They sell it and say you can shit in the hammock. There's a little Velcro if you just want to lie down normally. Well, it's practical.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
He tested things at first, you see, the hammock was just crumpled, he said, but no! There is better to do there! Not a transat, a hammock! Nonsense! You're going to sink in the back, it's ridiculous! At first he said, I don't know, maybe a low table, and then he bought a saw, he said, no, but make a hole, it's... Oh, it's beautiful! It's cashew, it's going to take hours!
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Il a acheté un terrain entier. Regardez le documentaire, il est sur Netflix je crois.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
Tout le docu est cool. Oui, oui, oui. Non mais ça raconte que le mec a vraiment... Il était un peu foufou. Il a monté une milice après, une milice armée à son service. Oh putain.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
It's a bit like the slogan of the podcast. Chacha and virus. I like what you're saying.
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
She also gave two elixirs that I had to pee on the dog. Tu l'as fait ?
FloodCast
S10E06 - Le Hamac de John
But no, but I said to myself, it's too weird. Why already, little one, why don't they call?