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Il s'agit du flot de cast.
Ça plus ça perd. Good luck.
Bravo, bravo. C'est très, très impressionnant. Ah ouais, c'est toujours un spectacle de toute façon. Oui !
Bonjour, bonsoir et bienvenue dans ce nouvel épisode du Floodcast. Tu te prends la tête dans les mains maintenant. Tu connais l'expression péter son crâne ? Qu'est-ce que je fais actuellement ? T'essayais de contenir ta boîte crânienne pour pas qu'elle pète, j'ai bien compris. Oui, bonjour, bonsoir et bienvenue dans ce nouvel épisode du Floodcast.
Comme à l'accoutumée, je suis accompagné d'Adrien Meignel. Adrien, comment vas-tu ? C'est une question qui me taraude. Bah, ça va.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, frankly, it's okay. The bad weather, but otherwise, well.
Did you calm down because there was a comment, we had a comment on the Apple podcast recently, someone who put a very nice comment and who ended, we feel that there is work behind, Adrien has just an obsession with racism. So did you calm down this obsession that you have with racism, once and for all?
So you, how did you interpret it, genre ? Against racism. We can ask ourselves the question, but I don't feel like I'm racist. I'm more often anti-racist than racist. If you were racist, which you're not, I wouldn't say you're obsessed with racism.
I love it, as soon as I get the hang of it, a little racism.
The com would be even funnier if he was really racist. If you were racist, who would you hate?
Ah, that's a good question.
C'est relou ça !
So, you heard them, our two guests today are Ferud Sinoche and Deux Trucs Qui Les Énervent, members of Thèse Trombe-Zuclic, the podcast, one is a creator and the other is a good friend of the creator. They also animate the Pochiasse Hotel, two old people from the Muppet Show. They hang out on the things that bore them by gossing, the charmer servers or the ground picks.
No, that's me because I got angry with... We'll talk about it in the show. All the agas, it's Jean-Baptiste Imédit of Thèse Trombe-Zuclic.
Merci pour l'invitation.
Applaudissez-vous, applaudissez-vous, je vous en supplie, sinon c'est vide.
C'est vrai que c'est le problème quand tu introduis les deux en même temps, personne n'applaudit du coup.
Comment allez-vous les gars ? Ecoute, ça va très très bien et je suis ravi d'être là avec Mehdi aujourd'hui. Mais bien sûr ! Deux très beaux binômes autour de cette table.
C'est vrai, on a deux duos. C'est deux duos et aussi je me suis dit, t'es le petit jeunot toi ? Ah, je suis un peu le jeuneau, là. Parce que là, on est... Toi, t'as Quadra aussi ? Bien sûr. Voilà. Trois Quadra et... Quadra, Quadra. Ça, c'est relou, ça. No, I don't know what, quadra-gener? Three quadras, and a thirties. Three quadras and a thirties, a porn, not crazy.
Ah, I was going to say a French comedy.
I love the ass, sorry, excuse me. In fact, out of jealousy, I can't wait for Flo to be 40, but that means that I'll be 50. It's Deleuze in 7 years. It's Deleuze in 7 years.
And he'll have a huge career, where I'll be a shit.
If you calmed down this obsession with the racism that you have, you wouldn't be here. And who combines the best between the two binomials? Who combines the best? It's a combination for people who don't know you. It's a combination of several decades. Ah, more than 30 years now. That's it. When did you meet? 16 years old.
Ah yeah.
We were in 5th grade. How old are we in 5th grade?
We had 14 years old. We borrowed football cassettes. That's how we met. Oh nice. VHS, then. When Adrien was 13, I was born. So we necessarily had less... Well, no, but that's it.
What's your age? I'm 33, so we're 10 years apart. When Adrien was 20 and you were 10, you couldn't have been friends.
10 years apart is crazy. It's a very weird atmosphere. You're friends with Adrien because you like to train with the big guys, right? No, listen...
He made me smoke He made me smoke He showed me how you don't drink So I loved it It's an old lady, that's why I'm an old lady And he's young in his head I'm Will.I.Am Dear friends, as usual, we're going to do the Floodcast game, so I'm going to ask you questions about the news.
A transavia airline flight that joined Dubai and Amsterdam must have landed in an emergency, in your opinion, for what reason? So Mehdi, I don't know if you know the show, but basically, you can ask questions to have some clues. Is it still someone who has shit a story like that?
So it's in the genre, but it's not shit. Disgusting. Not disgusting. I think I have the info, but if I have the info, does it break the atmosphere? You can go, you can go. There was not a mouse in the plane? Oh, snakes in the plane.
You're mistaken.
There was a mouse, but it was eaten by the snakes.
No, there was no mouse in the plane.
Okay, okay. Really, to land an airplane for a mouse, I'll be a little annoyed.
Oh, it can create panic inside.
You grab the little mouse, you put it in a little top-hour, you make holes in the lid. Oh, well then. I don't know. You're not afraid of mice, are you?
No. Okay. Do you have an animal that scares you?
That's a very good question. Besides? The man. The man, of course.
No, I'm not serene with cats. Besides the fact that I'm allergic, there is a side that I find unpredictable. You know, all of a sudden, you feel that they can stick their claws in your thigh and all that, you know. Medivalid.
Medivalid, who is your podcast.
The YouTuber Medivalid. You make videos and react or you hush your head like that.
There are really people who know the activity. Pay attention, I'm going to be very strong at this game because in the big heads, I'm already very, very strong.
Ah yes.
And like that, it's the same thing.
It's the same thing, it's the same thing.
It's terrible to announce that we're going to be very strong at a game. But you say that because yesterday, I explained the concept of the Floodcast, but you say it's a bit like the big heads for young people. Totally. It's completely the big heads for young people. For young people, yes. From month to month, I think. But say an imitation of Bouvard, please. Ah !
It's true, it's true, it's true It's a big yes You're absolutely in the mood Me, not long ago, I was told The Floodcast, I like it because it's It's the big sets with people less horrible And I said, ah, less horrible Not horrible, less But tell us an animal that makes you fat, that doesn't make you feel good
Moi j'aime beaucoup les animaux.
Donc là je te mets qu'un serpent... Ouais mais moi aussi j'adore les animaux, mais des fois il y en a qui me stressent. Les chats, tu vois, il y a un truc où, je sais pas, j'ai vu tellement de vidéos où les chats, genre, ils se frottent à la jambe et tout, et d'un coup, il chope la jambe. Qu'est-ce qu'il en passe par la tête, quoi ?
Do you kill the mosquitoes or do you let the freedom... No, I kill the mosquitoes. The mosquitoes, the flies, it comes out.
Oh, flies, you're tough, you're tough, you're tough, you're tough. Well, in the summer, I have invasions of fruit flies. I can tell you that... The mosquitoes, the flies, the goats, you told me too.
Yeah.
I just wanted to say that.
And JB, you, a little animal?
I have the phobia of frogs and geese. Ah yes, that's true, I saw it. Phobia, phobia. Yeah, really phobia. It's unbearable. I saw him get up from the table. Wait, you say it's unbearable apparently.
Yeah, it's unbearable because he puts a stress on you, you're calm, all of a sudden you see him go around the table.
It's phobia at the same time. I understand. But at the same time, it's a bit justified. You see, people who say I have the phobia of geese, you say, well, yes, but at the same time...
Do you know this famous influencer, Gap, on YouTube? His name is Etienne. Etienne Gap. Etienne Gap. Etienne Gap.
No, there's a guy who has a fascinating YouTube account where basically he's going to hunt roaches, I mean... Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Just a reminder, where is the jugular? It's at the neck.
And I ask the question in flow, your animal... Listen, that's what I was saying, I don't like to be surprised.
So if you tell me... If you go home and there's a surprise birthday of gnou, you say, no, but guys... I'm terrified.
No, but because I thought I was afraid of snakes. And once I was offered to see snakes and even put them on me and I wasn't scared at all. I had goosebumps when I was in my parents' garden and there was a snake crawling between my legs.
After that, it was made of plastic from Disney.
No, but you know, the colors that are, how to say, not at all, shit, venomous. The gnomes and the colors. The gnomes and the colors, oh.
It was not, I specify, we did not plan this joke. I would say the gnou and then you would say the color.
But it's very big, like the orbeez, it's huge stuff. And so that's it, I thought it was a joke, but it doesn't scare me. So I don't like to be surprised. You, the spider. There's a terrible story about spiders.
The spider fell into the puree. Did you have that before? He was at my place.
Not at all. No, because we told it in the podcast. I was in Bourgogne, at Flo's, and you know, there are snakes where he lives. I didn't have the chance to meet him. There are snakes, huge spiders. There was one in a room one night. A spider? But I wasn't that scared. No, but... Ah, but you were the one who hit the wall like a madman, right?
I went down like, what's he doing? You have an incredible story with spiders.
I have an incredible story with spiders, do you want to hear it?
Ah, well, of course. It's an anecdote.
No, no, frankly, it's worth the detour. There will be a before and an after.
You see the little rope around my head, it's because I'm hung on your lips. I find myself in Senegal in 1997 and was organized like that, a party in a local bar where we could eat with people, etc. But really very, very far from the city. So I find myself there, I eat. Very neo-colonialist for the moment. Les mots utilisés sont quand même... J'ai vu Mehdi rire dans sa barbe.
Désolé.
Tu peux calmer cette obsession un petit peu ? Pardon, j'essaye. Nous mangeons de la semoule.
Tout se passe très bien et j'adore être là-bas. On dirait un ASMR artist. Bonjour la semoule.
On écoute la Zoubida. Et l'écouteur, Mokhtar l'avait volé. Au loin, Bouclier Massaille.
So I eat this semoule, we go back to the hotel the next day, and then I wake up, and you know, when you wake up, you have a bit of a nebulous view, you see a bit blurry. And so I look at my arm, and I have the impression that I have some semoule on my arm, so I try to remove it like that, and finally I can't remove it.
And it turns out that it's not semoule, but it's a clock, in relief, quite big, transparent.
Oh, no, no, no!
And I'm like, what the hell is this? And I look inside the clock, and it grunts like little spiders. Oh, the bastard! It grunts like little spiders. Oh, the bastard. Trigger warning, so... And at that moment, I don't know anymore, I must be 13, 14 years old, and I'm stressed, I call my mother, what's going on, etc.
And then we go to see the guy from the hotel who says we have to take him to the hospital in Dakar and all that stuff to open it because otherwise it can get infected and all that. And so they opened it for me with all the pus and the little spiders that were coming out. And I still have a scar. There is the proof. There is the proof. There is the proof. There is the proof. There is the proof.
There is the proof. There is the proof.
There is the proof. There is the proof. There is the proof. There is the proof.
There is the proof.
There is the proof. There is the proof. There is the proof. So it doesn't tell us what happened in this Transavia Airlines flight.
Was there a car accident? No. Give me back the airline company. Transavia Airlines.
It's a bit racist for me. It's like Johnny Mnemonic.
He has all the articles in his head. Transavia Airlines, okay, it's good. In the database, I have it.
He saw that there was JB Medi, he said, oh, I can call a little line to Johnny Mnemonic. Figure it out that I call it often.
You were less than I call it often.
Est-ce qu'il y a eu une baston au sein de l'avion ? Alors, ça a fini en baston, mais j'aimerais qu'on me dise la raison. Quelqu'un a pété ? C'est tout à fait la bonne réponse. Quelqu'un n'a pas simplement pété. Il a pété sur quelqu'un ? Non, il a pété à répétition. Oui, bien sûr. Mais après, c'est l'avion en même temps.
Oui, c'est ça. Vous connaissez la légende sur les avions. C'est qu'on a le droit de péter parce qu'on n'entend pas et ça ne sent pas d'ailleurs.
Ça sent un peu. Two Dutch passengers had a hard time accepting the flatulence and repetition of their neighbors, to the point that a fight followed. The unrespectable man refused to stop when his neighbors asked him.
Refused to stop. Can you stop farting? No. So there, my friend.
We don't fart in front of Dutch people.
Yes, that's true. We can note it. But wait, yes, that means... But how did he know it was him? That's what I don't understand.
Oh well I think that... They spotted him.
That said, he looked like he had a certain dizziness.
Yes, that's it.
Excuse me, did you fart? Yes. Yes. Can you stop?
No. Never in my life. Me, alive. I'd rather die. I have a question that may surprise you, or shock you. But who has ever had this fantasy of doing it in the toilets of the plane? Not fart, make love. Make love. We talked about it.
The Mile High Club.
And not at all, on the contrary. Yeah, no, it's true. It disgusts me. It's boring, in fact. You don't want that.
Shit, even swimming pool, it disgusts me. At the limit, to kill a little time.
But big Max, you know.
But tell me, you who... I'm trying to analyze why he farted the guy.
It's all the food in the ovens that is disgusting. C'est vrai, c'est vrai.
Ouais, mais les deux autres, ils ont pas pété, donc... Ils ont peut-être pas mangé la même chose.
Non, mais là, on gratte, on gratte, on gratte. C'est ton enquête pétine. On de la traconte. D'ailleurs, t'as pas réagi, je t'ai envoyé une vidéo. On de la traconte, c'est des vidéos, maintenant, aussi. That means that on the channel, they film, we tell you about it, the podcast tells you about it. So we see him do his characters and everything?
So the light changes, there's a giant screen behind him where he's in a setting and he does the characters and we have his visual.
Okay. That adds a little something, that adds a little something. I zapped, I admit. Can you ask me a question, Adrien? Go ahead. Because Adrien is an aficionado of murders, obviously. Well, be careful. No, it's racism. That's why there's racism first, and underneath, there are murders. Of all the shows you've listened to, what is the story that terrified you the most?
Without telling us, but just the name.
No, I don't know, but... Did we talk about it? Yes, I think we talked about it the last time, but it doesn't matter. There's a documentary series called The Jinx. I don't know if you've seen it. Ah yes, I've seen it, it's incredible. And I've seen a lot of true crime stuff. And it's really the only one where I had a bubble in my stomach of like, damn, the guy is freezing terrifying.
Thank you for your sincere answer. And there's a season 2, I learned from the Jets. An American, is that an American?
Yeah, an American. They're stronger in murders and all that. It'll happen in 10 years in France.
To tell you the pilot was forced to land in an emergency because the crew didn't want to get involved. Once the plane landed in Austria, the police got on board and prosecuted the arrest of four people, two of whom were sisters. This one has a complaint against the airline. Oh, it's two girls? Yes, claiming to have been arrested for no reason.
We have nothing to do with this incident, we just had the bad luck of finding ourselves in the same row as these men. No, it's guys. Oh no, okay. And there were these two girls who had also been released, while they just said, stop fighting for a prude, it's too stupid.
There was a terrifying story in Brazil a year ago, there was a girl, because you know... Péter, c'est pas beau gosse.
On va pas se mentir.
Péter, c'est pas beau gosse ? Non, c'est pas beau gosse. Ok, ok, ok.
Je disais que l'alcool, c'est de l'eau, mais c'est pas beau gosse.
Tu sous-entends qu'il faudrait que je l'efface de ma bio Tinder ? Ok, d'accord.
Le gros routeur cherche une petite go. En tout cas, vous en avez conscience. Une meuf avait fait exprès de ne pas péter pendant toute une journée, elle en est morte. C'est l'info que je vous donne. C'est officiel. Ça sort d'où, ça ? Ça sort de Yahoo. Ouais, ouais.
I wonder if my brother didn't make a video about it. No, it's true, it's true. It's like spontaneous combustion, it's ridiculous.
No, it's not the same. It doesn't exist. It's like the round earth. It's like the rapture.
You can have intestinal occlusions, like that, maybe.
I don't know, maybe she... She's dead.
She's dead, but you don't have the reason for her death.
She didn't fart. What did the doctor say to the family ?
Un approuti. Un approuti sévère.
Elle n'a pas pété. Et elle en est morte. Et je parle pas de la ville en Polynésie française. Lors d'un discours, Donald Trump a proposé une loi inspirée d'un célèbre film. A votre avis, lequel ?
Oh, putain. Oh, c'est une bonne question, ça. Ça me régale.
Un célèbre film. Il n'est pas allé chercher dans les Hunger Games. Alors, pas Hunger Games, c'est-à-dire ? La Purge. Well played.
You weren't far off.
You weren't far off. I was waiting for you to suggest Mom, I missed the plane or things like that. But no, it's actually The Purge, American Nightmare in French. The former president of the United States launched it again in the race at the Maison Blanche. Tell me.
No, no, because it launches me. Because basically, I came across a video, an NIM video of a race hunt. You know what a race is, right? And so every time, the guys will hunt the beasts, like in the cities, in the people's gardens.
A race is not like they throw the animals... No, no, a race is the people who have their dogs, they are on horseback, and they hunt, but often, the animals that are hunted, that are frightened...
Fleeing the forest, they end up in the city, in the people's gardens And the guys come to kill them in the cities I thought that the racehorses were the ones who let go of the rabbits themselves in the forest It's possible that they do it too, but the racehorses are really the bourgeois in red With a trumpet I do a bit of it
And every time it's horrible because there are always videos of beggars who try to tell them to leave the animals alone and they get insulted. I don't like hunters. There is not only racism. Racism, murder, hunt. And if I was president, I said to myself, I will make a law, I authorize the court hunt, but we have the right to hunt the hunters too. Ah yes, to shoot the hunters.
We have the right to kill them. So the guys who do the court hunt, there is a respect side because you risk your life anyway. They don't have the right to kill. But you're Trump in fact. Yeah, but I'm telling you, you can do short-range hunting, but a rifleman with a gun, he sees you pass, he can shoot you.
I said he loved murders. An opinion on the Toromachi?
Well, I think we all agree. No, maybe JB loves that. Sorry? I'm trying to dance a reputation. No, but it's... Yeah, well, the magic tower, I don't understand. We don't even understand that it's... The golden towers.
Yeah, of course, of course, of course. No, but I see very well. No, it's the... What's his name? It's starting to disappear little by little, I think. Yeah, but finally, the new minister of the interior voted for it. Like, when it was too late, he said, no, no, no, continue, continue, continue. A very serious flotcast.
Ah, no, no, no, no. Yeah, but we have a term, we have a term. We're not...
So yes, at the Maison Blanche, he made several allusions of an hour or a day to the violence exacerbated, which would allow to fight against crime. Trump said an hour is difficult and I mean really hard, the news will spread and it will stop immediately. Like we authorize murder and crimes for an hour or a day.
So I'm really Trump in fact. And then we stop.
So obviously his propositions were very quickly put in parallel with the scenario of the American Nightmare series. So that's the story of these films. A dystopian invasion of the United States where he organized every year a 12-hour nocturnal purge during which all crimes and delights are authorized.
So yeah, in the movies, the goal of this night, during which all police services and police officers are put on hold, is to reduce crime by restricting it to a limited space where the darkest instincts can express themselves. And Trump, he said, that's it.
That's what's good for this country. But basically, he said, as people would freak out, there would be no murder. It's preventive, not really the term.
But it's really the story of the film. The film, that's it. It's to say, we do a venerable day and like that, after, people would stop.
Yes, but they kill each other anyway. It's a bit of a dirty idea too. Yes, that's it. They kill each other, so there are fewer criminals because they killed each other.
In front of the numerous reactions triggered by the words of the Republican candidate, his team defended themselves, assuring that Trump was clearly making a joke.
Yes, the excuse of the basic tweetos, it was from the second degree in fact.
It's a joke, it's a joke. At Olay, in Meurthe-et-Moselle, a consultation launched at the initiative of the mayor of... We're talking about Toromachi.
Olay. Oh !
With their cigars. That's why we came, to appreciate this.
I think it's a litre tonne. I'm siroping a good wine. Pure Meniel. So, Robert T. Moselle, a consultation on the old initiative of the city hall must be completed on October 15th to put an end to an atypical situation. In a small village called Olay How many people in this village? Wait, is it... 680.
Is there... We're talking about a big village. Is there two different gentiles? The name of the inhabitants.
You approach, it concerns the gentiles. And there, we taught you a word, gentile. Did you have it or not? The word gentile? So, it's gentiles? No, no.
In fact, the gentile, you know, the gentile of Paris, it's Parisian, Parisian. It's the name of the inhabitants. It's the name of the... Ah, no, but there, you learned a word.
No, but... Ah, no, but it's strong.
So you're saying that... what? I thought there were two gentiles in the same city. They were called the Oléiens and the Oléons. The Olémen?
No way! The Cafés! No, Café Olé. So we call them the Olés. Hey, do you want a cigarette? He just wants to smell it for now.
No, no, Olé, c'est la ville. Excusez-moi, je ne te sens pas séduit par cette question. Non, parce que je me sens terriblement idiot de ne pas connaître le mot gentil.
On voit que ça t'aime bien. There I see you with a big Dan hat. It reminds me of Sombrozer at school.
What is troubling is that in this type of village tour, I have stupid stuff. And there I say to myself, what stupid stuff? So it concerns kindness.
It concerns kindness. Is it like, he's horrible, he's called the big peppers. Wow, that would be horrible. No, but it's a thing, it's just a little insulting.
I'll give it to you. It's not exactly that, but frankly, you're there. Wait. No, but you'll see, you'll say, yes, bro, that's what I said. They don't have a nice name, so we give them a nickname that comes from the Middle Ages, which is Les Culs Brûlés. Nothing to do with Olay.
And yes, the 688 inhabitants of the small town of Olay, in Meurthe-et-Moselle, will soon be able to wear a new name and get rid of the rather complicated nickname to wear, which they have had for centuries. Because in Olé, the administrators don't have a nice name, this name of the inhabitants that exists in practically all the municipalities.
But it's very simple, you call them the Olésians, and that's it. Ah, but it must be voted. You think you can choose like that? Well, yeah, I thought. Well, you can't, my friend.
It's going to be official. And it's not official either. Believe me, we'll continue to call them burnt asses because people are used to it.
So it's too late It's been more than a thousand years that we call them the burnt asses But you're telling me that in some cities in France There's no gentile No, no, no, on small villages or things like that In big cities or small villages Yes, of course No, no, no, I'm a cunt No, no, but it's Rémi's family In big cities or small villages I don't know I hate this cartoon He's a rascal, very rascal But it's not this one that ends
Very very bad I think he dies at the end I think everyone dies Yes that's it Everyone dies But at the same time It's life Everyone dies I think there's a delirium like that In any case That's the end of the dinosaur series I don't know if you remember this series It was with puppets Who played dinosaurs The dinosaur family The dinosaur family The last one There's an asteroid And he dies The last episode There's an asteroid And you really have a plan On the little baby Because there was a little baby He was so cute And he dies Dead Everyone dies But it was a very good last episode Ah bah yes But for me it's the end Of Les Sopranos
Wait, I didn't see the Sopranos. There's an asteroid. You'll see, but I didn't spoil it at all.
I'm doing a little recap. The series Le Pingouin, very, very good.
If you like the Mafia stuff, they made a series adapted from Batman.
It's Colin Farrell who plays the penguin.
I have to put it in. And well, frankly, even if you didn't like the Batman movie from Matrix, it's so good because it's really a real mafia movie.
And then, be careful because he doesn't like series, Florent.
I don't like series. I'm a little tempted. You know, the ridiculous thing I did, JB, you know, I said it.
After, it's an anecdote related to Olay.
It's over, it's over. Do you want to know the Sunday night of Deglingo that I spent this weekend? Yes. I watched on Warner Bros Next, so not Max or anything, really the little Warner chain, a little 1h30 documentary on Batmobile. I enjoyed it. I can understand. Not on Batman.
That's what I'm interested in. It's tech. It's tech. He details a bit the tech of Batmobile.
He details the story, the different incursions. Because, you know, each Batman has his Batmobile.
I really like that. That's what I prefer at Batman, it's the gadgets. Well, yeah, well, listen, I'll send you the link. I remind you that I'm Batman. Well, it's true that you're Batman. Because at one point, I was watching... I love gadgets. Don't leave his house.
It's really... Adrien is Batman. At the same time, I was watching a documentary about Armie Hammer, the cannibal. Not the same atmosphere. I couldn't find it.
But Armie Hammer, who was supposed to play Batman in Justice League. We're in the synopsis, we're with the Tales from the Clique. You're the Tales from the Clique now. I decided that. He takes time to give me the... I was invited for 8 years. You are in the same team.
So to come back to Olay, a rather difficult nickname to carry, an absence to which MSPT decided to attack, as explained by the mayor in France 3, it has been going on for at least a thousand years. We have known each other for at least a millennium. At least a thousand years. A thousand years. You're making things up. Centuries.
And we can continue like that, but making all the inhabitants participate in this project is also the expression of a citizen democracy.
So first of all, little trick. A bit long, a thousand years to say to yourself, maybe we'll find a nice guy. A thousand years he had to have this idea. And no, and in short, a bit of a tabsean anecdote. Ah. No, no, in short, one day I was, I was walking in Butchemont. And there's a little bridge in Butchemont at the moment. And I learn during my walk that the bridge is called the suicide bridge.
Because basically, there are people who are killed while throwing the bridge. And that's where it has a link with the thing, is that in fact, this bridge has no name. So people say, oh, well, it's the suicide bridge. And so it's the only official name he has, but it's not really his name. And so I made a joke by saying, at the time, I had said, I had told this anecdote a little tabsean.
And I said, well, if he doesn't have a name, let's call it the Adrien Meniel Bridge, because it's me who had the idea. Just kidding. But actually, I think it was two years ago, someone changed the Wikipedia page of this bridge and wrote « Adrien Méniel Bridge ». So for two years, this bridge was called « Adrien Méniel Bridge » on Wikipedia. And it makes you proud.
It was weird because it had written « Bridge of the Suicide » and below « Adrien Méniel Bridge ».
It was a bit weird. It wasn't the bridge of the guys who were too strong at Taekwondo. Yeah, that's right. It was a different atmosphere.
Is there a good jump height? Well, there is a way to commit suicide.
Did you have a nickname at school? That's a very good question. Anyway, today I'm on stage. I'm asking questions in front of JB. It's funny. I had, maybe it was one year in high school, Toubib.
Not bad. Why?
Because there's... You really thought you were going to rob a bank. Him, it's Toubib.
The colonel, the rotting Toubib. No, I'm going to make this joke at every Floodcast apparently. No, no, basically, there's a... What's the name of this film with Boranger and Junio?
Ah yes, an amazing time.
And Junio, he's an old doctor who finds himself on the street, and suddenly Tiki Olgado, and even Boranger, he calls him Toubib. He says, hey Toubib ! I have a friend who saw this movie the day before and he called me Toubib and that's it. So everyone called me Toubib.
I love nicknames that have nothing to do with anything. I didn't really have a nickname but there was a time in high school when they called me Muspair. I like when you say, I like the nicknames that have nothing to do with anything. They called me Muspair.
Yes, yes. There's a link and you're going to say it. Stop being like that.
And you took the bus.
Sometimes there are nicknames that come out of nowhere. Big Muspair on the school table, he called me. Yes, yes. Okay, JBR, tell us the Tadzian anecdote.
I was putting an incredible amount of gel in my hair. And when it rains, it makes little drops of musper, isn't it? No, and in the end, they told me to put some sperm in my hair. And well, it wasn't pleasant to live. It's true that he had extremely hard hair. Yes, it's true that it was hard. But it lasted just a year.
It's a lot, but at the same time, it's a lot. For me, it was all bibs.
Flo?
Mehdi? No, Mehdi. I don't know. Not your name? I will always be respected in the middle. It was already Mr. at the time, we called you Mr. No, it was Santa, your first name. Santa?
Yeah, I was a fan of... What was the name of this series already?
No, it was Articure. Articure. No, because in fact, he had a period of chicanos.
Yeah, chicanos. So, if you don't know... It was Costa Bordino. Oh yeah, Costa Bordino. Because it was Costa Bordino.
He called you Costa, so... I invite you to listen to Le Pot de Chiasse if you don't know, but you will learn that Mehdi has several periods... We adapt to the environment. One of my favorite periods was the Léo Ferré period.
We had a period in 2000 where we were fans of Léo Ferré with Mehdi and it was our poet period and we thought we could seduce the girls with it. We had bought belts at H&M, blue belts. And with the Tipex, we wrote lyrics of Léo Ferry on the belt and we put the belts on. But it was like, I don't know, lyrics like, the sea haunts me.
And his code of PSL Pog was Anarchy.
And we didn't have any girls at the beginning.
A little advice that we can give to people, it doesn't work.
No, it doesn't work. Stop doing that.
Did you have a period of The Crow or not? No, I didn't have that. I saw you, it's weird. I don't know, I imagined The Crow a bit. No, I didn't have that. And the total screen on the nose, is it true or not? Because you're outraged there. So it's false. I emphasize that in a potias, Mehdi dropped a bomb. I should have explained it to you later. He left a layer of total screen on his nose.
Like the old people. He didn't impregnate it on your head, you left it all white on your nose.
To explain to people... First, you're less agitated, so I think it's true. No, but to explain to people, that's why we call him Muspair, by the way. So we have a podcast called Le Podchasse, and basically what we do is that, in turn, we have three subjects that annoy us, and so we shit on things we don't like. And sometimes in the show, we fuck our friends.
We do some regular fucking, and sometimes Mehdi fucks JB, and I fuck myself, and stuff. You fuck Bernard, sometimes, I imagine.
Mehdi did it, I think, unfortunately. I don't think so. I withdraw.
Mehdi Maizy did it in the last podcast, I think. And so, one day, Mehdi fucked up my person by saying that I was putting cream on the beach in the summer and that I was leaving all the white on the nose. And it was confirmed that it was wrong after midi. And we went on vacation this summer and I didn't... It was wrong. It was wrong.
So, what happened to you in the head to invent this lie ? It's crazy, how do you come up with such a lie?
Something so specific, like a lie. You have to know that after the chase, we make small meetings of committee, of direction, a kind of codire, and I was fined for that.
You took a bit of my bag. Yeah, of course.
But what's crazy is that you had chosen this lie very well, because I was totally visualizing you with the... But me too, but me too.
It went into the character. It went into the character.
Fear of the sun. I imagine you're terrified of sunsets. No, not at all. You don't like the sun? Yes, it's fine. He's still going to fart. He has blue eyes, so he's more sensitive to the sun.
Wouldn't it be a good time to fart each other?
He's tripping. It will come organically. Don't push these things. I knew you were going to try to turn the Floodcast into Pochias.
I was sure you were going to try to do it.
I know you.
And when you were in a relationship, didn't you have nicknames like that? I'm not a fan of nicknames in a relationship.
Why? Because they were given before to other guys, we all know that. I'm not wrong! Let's move on to a podcast. I hope so, your girl didn't call any names I don't really give nicknames No, I admit No, no one gives me nicknames When you said that the exes called with nicknames, they had an electric shock in them I don't have a nickname, my girl doesn't give me a nickname
No, me neither. And I don't give any, and I haven't had any. No, no, honestly no.
Only big guys around this table. No, but our partners too.
Only big guys. It's not me who is imposed. There will be no surnames in this table. It's a common agreement.
Didier Kaminka Didier Kaminka Didier Kaminka Didier Kaminka A relationship with the synonym.
It's a voice, it's a voice. No. By the way, we have to keep on talking about a dead man.
Yes, but it doesn't matter. Hey, it's okay, I do it on my parents every two episodes.
An Armenian?
Huh?
An Armenian? No, not an Armenian. Why? It's not even an Armenian word. Armenian usually ends with an N. It's true, it's true.
There was no clue. He's asking random questions, and I like that.
A brass? A brass.
Un mec gaucher ou droitier ? J'arrête les tons Oh oui pardon J'arrête Alors on est dans le monde du Cinoche Pas comédien de doublage, pas réel Alors il était aussi réel C'était pas un chef-op ? Un scénariste C'est un scénariste et pas n'importe quel scénariste
He wrote Air Bud No It would be your idol Of course No he wrote He listened to a lot of French comedies He wrote Les Soudoués He wrote Banzai Les Ripoux Pour sombrer que t'as plus rien Je sais rien mais je dirais tout Pierre Richard Respecteur La Bavure Les Rois du Gag La Total Voilà So we can see it We can see it in the generic of True Lies, for example, because they adapted his script.
And he was a very good friend of Bruce Rago, he was also a comedian, he did a lot of theater. And that's it, I wanted to make a big up because it's films that are very important in my youth. In fact, the script was titled by Claude Zidi, so there are a lot of Claude Zidi in the filmo. And for me, these films, it's really the films of when I was little.
That I was watching with my parents, we were laughing together in front of the TV So he left us, I wanted to do a little big up And you ask, what are the comedies that have counted in your life ?
The comedy that you have sown in VHS You were talking about the Soudoué that he wrote And the Soudoué, it's typically a film that when it goes on TV You watch it And we watch it, we let it go because we know we're going to have a good time That's true I watched it when I was little By the way, the 2 is less good
Sous doués en vacances ? Less good, but there's a thing with a car, I remember a very cartoon thing with a car that throws a fan there.
I don't remember.
But you had jokes like that in the comedies of that time, and especially the films of Claude Ziddy, where you had situations, dialogues, and sometimes absurd, visual gags, very... You have Tannin, well it's not Claude Ziddy, but you have Joe from Louis de Finesse, well with Louis de Finesse, which is really a boulevard thing, I don't know what it was, Joe it's with the kiosk where he buries a guy and all.
And at some point, you have Louis de Finesse who goes down by sliding on the rampart. And down there, there's a guy he doesn't want to see. And he goes back up the rampart. And really, you're not at all in that humor during the whole film. It's a bit of a joke. Yes, that's it.
But really, it's not the tone of the film. But in the middle, you have a joke like that. There's a joke that I love in Les Soudoués. In fact, they film in advance a teacher. It's one of their friends who dresses in the teacher with long blond hair. They film that. And then... Well, I'm going to tell it badly, so I'll stop here. You forgot to say that you were stupid.
I felt that it was very bad, very badly told. And I prefer that we move on to something else. No, but the subtitles used to happen a lot on TF1.
It doesn't happen anymore now. On TNT, maybe. Yeah, but it's really working. What was the movie that you... No, I like the comic actors of the time, like Le Splendide, etc. Of course, in terms of acting, I'm talking about.
Well, that, it didn't, it didn't... No, but Les Bronzés, Les Bronzés font du ski, anyway.
Yeah, that's it.
But an amazing time, it was a film that I watched at least 10 years ago.
You know that I discovered this film very late and that I loved this film. I found it really great. And the poetry, and the humor. But I love the real Junior. He made a lot of movies like that. Funny, touching, with great actors.
I want to ask you a question. We were talking about the Fonduski bronzes. It was made in the 70s. Yes, I think so. Maybe in the early 80s. It's a movie that... 79. So we're really in the 90s. I was right. C'est un film qui traverse les générations et j'ai le sentiment quand même que les gens qui regardent Les Bronzés font du ski aujourd'hui trouvent ça drôle. Ils trouvent ça drôle.
Par exemple, un film que j'avais aimé à l'époque au Demorand comme Le Boulet, peut-être qu'il va pas traverser les époques. Oui, oui, oui. Mais Les Bronzés, ça traverse les époques. Maintenant, la question que je vous pose, c'est est-ce que vous pensez que ça va traverser les époques peut-être... In 100 years? Will people find it funny in 100 years? I don't think so. I think people will see it.
I saw it with the Marx Brothers. When I discovered the Marx Brothers, I said to myself, damn, it's crazy because it's very modern in humor. Do you think it invented everything? We were talking about movies, I was talking about Joe who has mixes. In the Marx Brothers, I know you're a big fan, JB, it's a mix of all the humors. You have word games, you have game stuff, you have visual stuff.
It's very rich, the Marx Brothers. You have one joke every ten seconds.
Yeah, and then there was a time when there was Laurel & Hardy, Keaton, etc., so jokes about movements, jokes about gestures, and those were the first to come up with verbal jokes.
And at the same time, you had a guy with horns, so it was a real mix of a lot of humor. And when you see it today, you think it's great in terms of intensity compared to the time, but you don't laugh like crazy. I mean, I don't have to laugh in front of the Mac Brothers.
There are still jokes from the Mac Brothers where I've already laughed out loud, even now, today. Yes, but you don't laugh out loud at every joke, although I think at the time, I think it was crazy.
It's funny because it's kind of a pothias that I have. People who say, when I read Molière, I cry of laughter.
It's true that it's a very good pothias. I should have kept it.
I still cry of laughter today. No.
No, but I remember a film by the Marks Brothers where Groucho Marx said, he was going to Africa, he said, over there, I killed a... I was doing... It's still... There's a local grouse there, where you eat in the morning. I remind you of the Sudway fiasco, but go ahead, tell us this scene.
No, no, but yes, it's going to be short.
So he said he was over there for a safari, etc. He says, one morning, I killed an elephant in a pyjama, because he was sleeping. And then he said, what were elephants doing in pyjamas? I don't know. And you see, it's pretty funny. What ? I didn't understand! It's a colonialist joke. You must have invaded Congo to understand this joke, unfortunately. I didn't understand at all.
He says, I killed an elephant in pyjamas.
We think he was in pyjamas.
He ends up saying, what was the elephant doing in pyjamas? I wonder. You see, it's not that effective. I read a similar joke, but I'm going to say it now. I don't even know who it is anymore.
It was an article, but the joke is in English. It was, John Senna surprises his kid with cancer for his birthday. And someone said, what a horrible gift. Because, you know, surprise with something, it means, it's a bilingual joke, it's terrible.
But that can also be Pochette. People who say, there's not really an equivalent in French. No, but no, because there, it's the formulation.
No, but by the way, in real life, I'd like you to keep it for the real Pochette, because I really like the thing about Molière. Because, like, the people who hit themselves with the bars on it. Yeah, well, go ahead, I'll note it down. The good, nice guy, like, you hit yourself with the bars, man.
Yeah, yeah, go ahead, I'll note it down.
It's a good one. So, for the time being, the scapegoats, that's it, we're not laughing at that anymore.
No, it's fine, it's fine. Wait, wait, let's keep it for the podcast. But then, precisely...
It allows me to open up a little bit, because as I told you, Didier Kaminka wrote Les Soudoués, and Les Soudoués is the 16th movie that was the most broadcast on TV. Because I'm talking to you about Banzai and everything, indeed, it's movies, you said, Mehdi, that went viral on TV. I'm asking you, what are the movies that were the most broadcast on TV?
I have a top 20, and it's going to surprise you, because neither Les Bronzés nor Les Bronzés font du ski are in the top 20. Wait, French movies or... Only French movies. Ok, La Grande Vadrouille.
Yes, of course.
There is not The Great Battle The Visitors is in it There is not The Visitors The Seventh Company There is not The Seventh Company Fantomas There is not Fantomas They are very old movies Well not so much, not so much, not so much There are comedies, the number one is unfindable Ah it's not just comedies It's not just comedies It's only French movies Ah ok In reality yes, it's almost only comedies but for example, come on I give you the hint, there are animated films
Which are comedies So they're all French Kirikou and Les Bêtes Sauvages is second And La Sorcière is ninth Diffused 56 times Kirikou and La Sorcière And Kirikou and Les Bêtes Sauvages 69 times Les Ripoux ? There's no Les Ripoux
Wait, but there are no tanned ones?
No, but I know why, because we're talking about a film where the TNT generation arrives, so it goes on... Exactly, you have a very good answer. Forget everything that is actually the Soudoué Company, it's not... Okay, okay, okay.
And so I said welcome to Les Ch'tis, right?
Ah bah no, no, no, not at all. Ah no? Ah no, no welcome to Les Ch'tis. Crashe-moi la gueule, Crashe-moi la gueule, Florent. No, I can... No, but... Sorry? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's okay. But now, you have to take out your hands, there. No, but... Yes, we have for two hours and you stay there.
And you don't move from here. No, but we're going to find a few.
We're going to find a few. We're not going to find any, it's crazy. You know what, I see two that are not comedies, I give them. There's Flic ou Voyou 19th with Belmondo. And Le Grand Bleu 18th. Both broadcasted 50 times. Okay. Astérix, Mission Cléopâtre.
Asterix the first with keyboard.
No, but be careful, Asterix. It's animated, for sure.
Asterix in Egypt, in Cleopatra.
Exactly. I'll give you all Asterix and Cleopatra. Wait, I think I have a good one. I'll give you all Asterix because there are a lot of them.
Wait, there's the Odyssey of Asterix? This one doesn't exist. The Twelve Works.
The Twelve Works, that's the first one. It was broadcast 60 times.
It's the third one.
The third most broadcast movie on television. Followed closely by Asterix and the Surprise of Caesar, 58 times. Asterix and the Cleopatra, 58 times as well. Asterix and the Bretons, 56 times. Asterix and the Gauls, 55 times. Asterix and the Coup du Ménir, 52 times. And Asterix and the Indians, 51 times. So you can imagine, there are 4, 5, 6 Asterix.
There's no Lucky Luke from Easy Town.
There's no Lucky Luke. But there's another comic. Tintin. Tintin. Tintin. Tintin. Tintin. Tintin. Tintin. Tintin. Tintin. Tintin. Tintin. Tintin.
I think so.
Speaking of faking, there's something that Mehdi has always hated about me, and it really pisses him off every time. It's that I like Tintin and it pisses him off. Ah, it pisses me off too? No, I don't like it. I've never liked Tintin.
First of all, neither cartoons, nor comics, nor writing, it stresses me out.
And it pisses him off that I like him. And it goes well in the neocolonial aspect. We have to stop here. I've never liked Oompa Paa, but Tintin... Tintin is nothing.
Kirikou didn't like it. But Tintin in Congo is a must for me. I feel like there were two teams. There was Astérix and Tintin, right? You were a team of two, right?
You're not creating a team, are you?
I'm already a cat team.
It's a bit of a mess for me. The milk is after the cereals.
I don't understand the people who put it before. I was more of a team Astérix. Tintin, I didn't find it very funny. No, no. And when I was little, not funny cartoon, I didn't understand the point. The insults of the captain of the dock. I laugh to the bone. Oh, the Duponts! The Duponts! The Duponts!
He understands everything. I would say even more. It's excellent when they say that. Would you have been like that in front of Spielberg?
Spielberg who adapted Tintin.
Yes, great fan of Tintin.
Tintin who influenced Indiana Jones. Of course. And then? No, it's just to say that I'm not a colonialist.
So, can you do a few little comedies like that? After, I stop talking to you. So, real image. Beef cornet operation. Not beef cornet operation. There is surprisingly no Christian Clavier, I tell you. There is not a keyboard. It's more recent than... There is a recent... Les Trois Frères. Taxi. Not taxi either. No, no, I'm sorry. I'll give them to you, are you ready?
No, there's a junior, there's a junior. There's not the time, but there's another one. Scoot still. There's no teacher. There's no teacher, no. Scoot still, 8th, 56 broadcasts, can you imagine? Yeah, but now, he's not going anywhere. Yeah, but you were right with the TNT, I think it's one of those things, 22h30 on W9, things like that. It's true, 58, it seems to me, it's not much.
I can imagine, there are huge numbers Look, Santa Claus is a mess, he goes through all Christmas But you see, he came out in 80's 56, can you imagine? No, really, it's huge I remember everything I said There's a film by Scoot Toujours called Jean-Baptiste How many out of 10 is a fake?
3 out of 10 2 out of 3, I would have put 2 But I always found it weird, the end of... So it's not Scoot Toujours, it's Pino Simple Flic I think Where it's the shooting That is to say, there is the end scene Where Pino says, no, I'm a cop now or what ? He doesn't say that. The camera goes back and you see, okay, end of shooting for Gérard Junio. And it's the generic, you say, it's ridiculous.
It's bizarre. The end of... On the other hand, the poster on it is too good. Of course, with the big muscles of Junio. Yeah, it's shot in a Rambo way. Of course, a happiness.
There's a coluche, maybe. There's... Well... No, there's no collage. A Delon? No. Ah, yes, yes, sorry, there's a collage. But not a collage where he's all alone.
No, there's no... Jésus... I don't know how many.
Exactly, two years before Jesus Christ, sixth, 57.
But it seems weird that there's no Louis de Funès, though. There's a Louis de Funès. Ah ! No.
No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
No. No.
No? Oh, that's crazy! Yeah, there's no Ravijakov. No, I'm telling you. Wait, wait, wait. A 2 funes. A bit of an old 2 funes.
Your favorite, in addition? Yeah, my top 3.
Ah, Hibernatus. Not Hibernatus, no. I don't like Hibernatus too much.
Yeah, me too, I don't like him too much.
No, no, no, but I share it with you. Because it's not credible. Well, I don't believe it.
Un indice sur ce film de finesse que t'aimes bien ?
Un indice... Non. C'est un ventre mou. C'est un film en deux parties où la première partie est exceptionnelle et après ça part en... La soupe aux choux ! Non, et après ça part en... Il devient de finesse ! Devant nos yeux ! I'll give it to you. I hate it. You know what, we'll give it to others. We'll come back to Delphine. You know which one is the number one? And that's crazy.
You said it, didn't you? No, the number one is Delphine 1, Yvan 0. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
70 broadcasts for TF1 1.0 It was just a question of how much you say the broadcast of your film and not how much people want to see it.
According to the study of the CNC, it was broadcast 70 times, including 61 times on TF1 and often at night. But since it was released in 1997, it is true that there are more than 2.7 broadcasts of this film per year. It's incredible. I don't have the feeling of having seen as much on TV. No, but it's at night, that's what I'm telling you. It was movies. I want to find this Dauphinès.
C'est... Attends, je peux te dire, c'est un film réalisé par... Non, le réalisateur ne va pas vous aider. C'est un film de 1966.
Non, mais ça m'étonne que ce soit ton préféré.
Il s'appelle à l'intérieur Monsieur Septime.
Ah, mais c'est pas le truc... Ah si, Septime. Le Grand Restaurant.
Le Grand Restaurant. Ouais ! Bien joué. Yes ! Incredible movie by De Finesse. In fact, there is a second part a little weird where he steals a diamond, I don't know what. But then the whole first part where it's Patron Incognito.
It's the search for the green diamond after.
It's really what inspired Patron Incognito, I think. The famous joke with Hitler. Of course, indeed. Very funny.
You can't tell me that, I don't know, a movie with Pierre Richard and Depardieu, it's not possible that it's not in the... It's the numbers of the CNC, my friend.
The European Commission wants to vote a law concerning restaurants. In your opinion, which one? Ah, you're hungry. Because I know there are food restaurants. Ah yes, there are food restaurants. Does it concern hygiene?
Not really. No, we know what it is. It's homemade. You have to put... When it's homemade... I have the tone.
Oh, Mehdi ! Listen, Mehdi, from the top of your high chair, obviously. I'm with my cigars. Come on, throw me some breadcrumbs. The emperor !
As much as you have false on the whole line, Jim!
Stop it! It's extraordinary, it's your lead!
You said hygiene and you didn't really say it.
No, no, it's not hygiene.
You're not allowed to tutor customers.
C'est la loi que je suggère depuis. Ça est tiré sur des chasseurs. Peut-être que ça concerne, et je crois que je l'ai déjà abordé dans le pot de chiasse, mais c'est ces restaurants italiens qui font l'or intéressant en mettant le menu qu'en italien. Ce qui t'oblige à aller sur Google pour aller voir la traduction. C'est insupportable, ça. C'est pas pour la langue, comme ça ?
Non, c'est pas ça, mais c'est vrai que ça m'énerve.
J'ai vu quelqu'un partager en story un tweet qui disait les restaurants italiens, arrêtez de mettre vos menus en italien.
Pourquoi ?
Parce que tu l'as dit dans le pot de chiasse. Ou alors peut-être c'est un truc banal Non ça vient du pot de chasse Ah je l'ai Ah mais il l'a La dernière fois qu'il a annoncé qu'il l'avait Je rappelle qu'il a dit qu'il avait très bon à ce jeu Il a rien trouvé
C'est une obligation de donner de l'eau au... Oh là là, mon pauvre ! C'est un pauvre ! Quel naufrage !
Un accident de voiture, on dirait ça.
Même toi on a senti que tu ne croyais plus à mesure que tu faisais ta visage. Il ne voulait pas terminer. Il a lu dans mes yeux. De l'eau, non, non, ouais, non. It's not that, I'm kidding, it's not that. It's the second degree. By the way, speaking of water, I would go get some water.
Go get some water! That's why I didn't feel the drinks, I didn't feel anything. Because it concerns the food. It doesn't concern the food.
By the way, you already said something, because I realized something recently. When we go to a restaurant to eat with blankets, we agree? Of course.
Covers that have been in the mouths of thousands of people Yes but it's washed my poor friend Yes of course it's washed but it's been in the mouths of thousands of people Yes I see what you mean You have the ghost of the saliva of all these people who are ashamed of you There is necessarily a small particle left You know what I invented as a concept recently?
Tell me A McDonald's but you know in restoration mode That is to say that you are sitting at the table and there is a guy who comes with you You are going to order a Big Mac, then he will do it, he brings it back You mean a kind of luxury McDonald's
Ah yeah, no, but I think it goes with McDonald's. Me, if the sole doesn't stick when I go to McDonald's, I'm not very happy.
No, but on the other hand, Mehdi, you can tell us the anecdote at the ball, not long ago at McDonald's. No, we were at McDonald's with Mehdi, and we were eating our Big Macs like that, quietly. And then there's a girl who works at McDonald's who comes next to us and says to us, everything is going as you want sir. It's like we were at the restaurant. It was good.
It added a little layer to your pleasure.
What I like is no interaction, that's what I prefer.
That's what I don't like about McDonald's today, I've already talked about it, but it's this knight thing. I think it's really crazy. It annoys me.
Sometimes the code, you forget to put 000 when there's more.
Yes, and even the fact of sitting down, and then suddenly there are people who are sitting down, who can't find their place.
If I may, I don't have the ref, because I'm not going to McDonald's anymore.
When you order at the border, and it's more and more mandatory, you have to put a New York Jollibee, and now they serve you the McDonald's at the table. I don't know Ah la la la la la
Adrien, do you like people who send you messages to tell you, ah yes, you eat bacon imitations, what, you want to eat bacon? Ah, well, that... You like that, right?
If you don't like meat, why do you eat... You like that, right? And all the laws that forbid you to say soy steak, because it's not a steak. Ah, yes, that's crazy. I love it. I just wanted to annoy you a little. Oh, but that's old. But it doesn't tell us, no, it doesn't tell us.
The European Commission. Yes. Handwashing, handwashing. Not handwashing.
No, it's not handwashing. I would have hoped that it was already mandatory.
So yes, but because there you are on a thing. For the staff. For the staff.
Ah, it's for the staff. Well, no, precisely. For the clients. Ah, it's for the clients.
Speak louder.
No phone. Oh. Ah, Minox Tag.
Hands on the table. No.
You have to have a shonen spirit to return. How do you feel about your shonen spirit?
Okay, that's good. You can come. Your table, sir. Your table, here.
But now, it's something we're all going to have to do, there, soon.
So, it's the Commission, you'll see, I'll tell you about it, but it's the European Commission, so it's not a law either. What I mean is, they want to make it go to... You'll see.
A message of prevention, a bit. It would be nice if you did that.
It's a bit like that. It's for the clients. To incite people. To incite people, exactly.
And is it to incite to do something, or to no longer do something? That's a good question from Adrien Ménial, to no longer do something.
Eat? No.
To drink? Ah no, to no longer do something. So, something that could disturb the rest of the clientele. Absolutely.
Ah there you are not far, you are at the door of the answer And we are not on the phone, we are not on the phone Call from afar a server, raise your hand like that, it's not good that Call and make the gesture at the same time When you do both it's really oppressive You have no right to gallop And again happy in this country we have the right to gallop The country of love in Paris Paris the country of love I'm trying to imagine what the clients do in a restaurant Potias, you should have a thousand Me I can find a thousand Plus you still have the freedom of the person so you have to play between the two
You're giving me a huge hint.
Isn't it smoking outside? Oh my god, very good answer.
I knew it!
Very good answer! Yes, you don't even have the right to... Smoking on the terrace! I love that. I'm happy with that. I said it's not that. Well, that's it. Don't start, Mehdi.
Mehdi, Mehdi, be careful, Messi-Medi. I admit, I saw him passing by a while ago and it got out of my head. And I'm okay with that. It's old. I love it. It's old.
Tuesday, September 17th, 15 days ago. Molo molo, Elastico. A little more. The executive body of the European Union has published a text that could change the practices in coffee and bar terraces. It recommends not to smoke outside restaurant establishments. Among other things, this is also true for e-cigarettes. Yes, yes, it's a pleasure. But what pleasure? Yes, yes. I agree.
The first objective is to protect the youngest. And yes, the passive tabagism. That's why, in addition to the terraces, the cafes, the restaurants, the Commission recommends to ban cigarettes in the playgrounds, the parking lots, the swimming pools, the bus stops, the stations.
Everywhere, I beg you, everywhere. You know, in New York, you're not allowed to smoke. There's a perimeter at the foot of the buildings, there's something like that in New York. I think it's only if it's a pro thing. T'as pas le droit de fumer, genre, à l'entrée d'un bâtiment. Il y a un peu un périmètre.
Donc, t'as le droit de fumer dans la rue, mais quand même, tu dois... Bah, Tokyo, c'est ça aussi. Tokyo, t'as vraiment des endroits... Bon, là, c'est peut-être un peu too much, mais... Tant qu'on interdit de fumer, j'aime bien moins.
Peut-être les chasser, aussi, ces gens-là. Non, mais je sais pas. Non, mais...
Even the electronic cigarette, when I walk in the street and there's someone in front of me smoking an electronic cigarette, and he throws his raspberry smoke at me. I hate it. We're going to agree, yes.
Because in addition, there's a psychological thing of, ah, there, I know that I'm really breathing. His breath.
Yes, that's right.
Like in a period of Covid and all, of illness, you say, there, I'm really breathing. It comes out of his mouth, there.
It's a subject, but it's not for Flaubert, it's between us, between Quadra. Do you remember when we could smoke in the metro? No, I never smoked.
In the cinema. In the planes too. You didn't know that. I knew the restaurants. I remember non-smokers in the restaurants with big fans. No, I don't smoke. But I knew at that time.
I had a father who smoked Gauls without a filter.
It still exists, the Gauls? My father doesn't exist anymore, but the Gauls... I don't know, I don't know. It still exists, this thing. No, I don't think so.
No, the Gauls don't exist anymore. No, I don't think so. Ah yeah, I'll do a search right away.
I'll do another mourning, damn it.
But... No, no, but horrible. It was produced in France until 2005, then in Spain, and since 2014 in Poland. So no, it still exists. Ah no, not at all, not at all. In 2014, Imperial Tobacco announced the closure of the production unit.
Ah f**k, I didn't know But it disgusts me particularly, the clope Because the smokers, a thing, mini Pochias too It's the smokers, they smoke next to you and they do like They blow, in fact the smoke doesn't go in a direction, it comes back in your mouth It's nice on their part, but don't smoke But it pushes me to ask you a question, have you ever tried to smoke, and even smoke drugs ?
Oh, so Florent, be careful At one point I put my finger on it
In this vice, which is marijuana.
The spiral of the drug.
Did you smoke marijuana? Listen, I smoked... Not everywhere. Be careful, I only smoked in Amsterdam. By the way, you said lady. I said lady. If I count the number of times where I smoked, where I shot on a joint and not smoked a joint, I think we're at ten times in my life. Because at one point, I wanted to test a little bit and I wanted to appreciate the effects. I'm not going to lie to you.
But I did it in Amsterdam. What was the effect? Well, I'm a little drunk. No, but it makes me laugh a lot. And in fact, as soon as the second one has less effect on me, I don't want to smoke anymore. I really just have the euphoria of the first one, but it doesn't make me... After that, I don't want to smoke at all. And above all, I smoke pure because I don't like nicotine.
Ah, you're like that, you. Yeah, I'm with pure. But tell me, have you ever tried drugs? No, you've never tried drugs?
No, I couldn't finish my sentences. But you're here, you've never told me that. It's been a long time. It cut my sentences. I couldn't finish them. You had this thing?
For me, it's the hunger. All the clichés of people who smoke joints, I had a hunger. And in Amsterdam, you have the two ventures. The Fonsdal. And on the two ventures in Amsterdam, they have some awful things, which are basically wafers with whipped cream, plus ice cubes, Quina Bueno planted in it. It's really awful things visually. And when you're wasted, you want to eat them.
Of course, you wouldn't eat that.
I swear I don't. It's really too much. Florent, play your frigo.
I think I see one. Ah yeah ? Ah yeah my friend ?
An enormous gopher with a lot of teeth No no no but really the thing visually is atrocious It's really a pokemon It's a thing, no, terrible I'd eat you I love that Maybe my favorite dish So yes, this law, well it's not really a law precisely That's what I wanted to say Because basically the smokers, the text of the Constitution of France doesn't have a legal scope Explain Gwendolyn Paul That I understand To understand, it has no contraindicating value It's just a recommendation free to member states to seize it or to leave it for the dead
Ah bah oui Ah bah oui D'accord d'accord Mais ah donc ça veut dire que quand même les états ont le droit de La France peut décider La France peut décider ou non de l'intégrer à un projet de loi Oui d'accord Et aussi libre de prendre des libertés avec le texte européen C'est incitatif à l'échelle nationale C'est ça Enfin du gouvernemental je veux dire C'est ça c'est l'Europe mais après chaque pays décide Ah ok Et en France il faut savoir qu'environ 20% des lois Adoptées sont d'origine européenne Ce qui est pas dingue Ouais ouais ouais Mais non mais c'est vrai qu'en terrasse Surtout quand c'est les terrasses semi-couvertes là Bon bah c'est comme si on était à l'intérieur Ouais c'est ridicule Donc le fumet pas là
What would be great would be to make two terraces. You have the smoking terrace and the non-smoking terrace.
The smokers get up, they go on the sidewalk, they smoke their Tic-Toc and they come back. That's what a lot of people do.
In any case, I have the chance to hang out with smokers. Even on the terrace? Yes, apart from Jérôme Niel who loves to smoke on the terrace. But I have a lot of friends who go out of the table to smoke often.
In any case, smokers, I want to pay tribute to that. I don't find any cigarette butts on the ground or on the beach.
Ah yeah? It means that there are a lot. It's being done, I think. I really see people throwing them under my nose. I have a lot of courage to say, hey, it's disgusting.
Through the window of the car and maybe what annoys me the most. When I see them in the car, I'm like, you're throwing your shit away. Is that biodegradable or not? Not at all. I think it takes 50 years. And it ends up in the scene.
And the chemical products pollute the phreatic valves. It's really one of the worst things.
In the filter, there are ultra disgusting things.
The Megos are ugly. Sorry, I love gadgets, if I were a smoker, I know I would have a small cell phone. I don't understand why all smokers don't have that. It's just a small iron box and you put your clubs in it. Adrien, your anecdote about the cell phone.
Unfortunately, people who smoke, for me, they want to have something a little charismatic. And that's not charismatic, your cell phone. I don't know.
It can become, because now we're in an era where being politicized, it becomes cool, you see. So if you show me something ecological, it can be cool, you see. But that said... We're not there yet. I agree.
I think it's the city of Paris that tried to incite people to buy their Megos. They put some kind of little stuff, a little funny stuff. Like, what team are you? Star Wars or Star Trek? And basically, you had to put your ego in the thing of your answer. Well, it didn't work at all, obviously.
It was broken very quickly. I think it works a little bit, this thing. It was a thing in the cafes, they did that with the pourboires. Like, you're a team or something, and you had to put a room. Ah, not bad. And people had to drink like that.
You noticed, now, we're almost obliged to give a drink in restaurants. Well, come on. It's always been the case, in fact.
In the United States, yes, but not in France. Have you ever put a drink for the McDonald's Foundation when you go to McDonald's? Is it good? There's a little box of foundations.
I attended a very nice scene with JB. We were going to the Fnac. What was that? There was something to give or I don't know what. Ah yes, when you pay by card, they tell you what you want to give. Ah yes. Listen, we were talking about two cents. He pressed the red really hard. Me too, I pressed the red. He said, no, no, no, two cents, it's out of question.
Yes, but where I join you. Ah ! They do that because it's tax evasion and it's scams. You see Flo? And that's why he did it.
He was perfectly aware of that. In fact, a company that makes a donation to a work is tax evasion.
So it's a bit of scams. No, but I was aware of it. It's true, I was aware of it.
That's why I don't do it.
They don't do it out of kindness, because there's that even in supermarkets. Everywhere now, everywhere. It pisses people off sometimes to have money too.
Of course, business owners don't do that to be nice.
No, but I was really talking about restaurants.
Now they have a thing where you have to put 10%, 15%, 20%. Ah yeah ? Yeah. Ah, I saw it in a restaurant in Paris, that. And you're there, we're not in the United States. And in addition, they put the pressure on you to put 20% because if you put 10%, you're a crook. Yeah. And I don't want 20% more. You put 10% ? Yes, I put 10%. I put 10.
Do you know the Razort Bob haircut? Because it's a haircut that has had an increase of 1500% of research on Pinterest this summer. And do you know what it is?
A haircut? So wait, haircut already, we're going to have to... A haircut?
Yes. It's a haircut? It's a haircut. And it has had 1500% of research on Pinterest. In addition, do you know why? It's a cut in the mouth, I imagine, right? In a certain way, yes, of course. You just said it, right? Yes, but basically, that's not my question. My question is... What made that there was a boom of 1,500?
But if we know, it's on Instagram, the young people who were making a cut... No, no, no.
Instagram, the young people. Instagram, the young people.
Instagram, the young people, already.
Wait, wait, wait. It's... It's... It's... It's... It's... It's... It's... It's... It's... It's... It's... It's... It's... It's... It's...
That's incredible. No, it's a guy who was doing buzz cuts. So, the buzz cuts, for you to know, Flo, it's a way of cutting hair.
In fact, it's really shaved very short, but with very, very drawn contours. Right angle. And in fact, he was doing it very badly.
It's just that the guys didn't have buzz cut heads. And so, it made a pretty funny buzz. A buzz cut, by the way. Yes, of course.
In fact, what was funny, is that you really saw... After, they showed the cut in the mirror, and you saw the faces of the guys who saw that they had a horrible face.
Et ce barbier est détenu par un ami. Ah ? Bah oui. Et quoi ? Nassim. Attends, ce barbier quoi ? Ce barbier est détenu par un ami.
Ah, the salon ?
The salon, yes. Because if he arrested the barber, he's holding him hostage, unfortunately.
Which is not... He's arrested ! Well, the Razorball, indeed, it's a kind of... It's a kind of ball cut ? But in your opinion, what launched this ? A known guy did this cut. A pop culture thing ? Not a known guy, but a known girl. Who adopted this cut ? So, wait, wait, wait.
Charlie X-X?
No, an American. There was a very good question from the media.
An American participated in the success of that, because it was Lily Collins, from Emily in Paris. The daughter of Phil Collins. Of course, it proves the age. Lily Collins, the heroine of Emily in Paris. Oh, the daughter of Phil Collins, the fighter of Genesis.
A legend, sorry. I said Molière earlier, I wasn't told. When it's a legend, it's timeless, sorry. But there is a French-speaking personality who adopted this cut a little before her. Agnès Varda, of course.
So yes, in a way. But it's not her who provoked this buzz. Is it a person who is in the wind? Is it Lena Situation? It's not Lena Situation.
An influencer?
Not an influencer.
An actress?
She's very much followed on Instagram, but she's not an influencer, she's not an actress. A singer? She's a singer. Alizé? Not Alizé. Clara Lucchini? Not Clara Lucchini. She's an apple. She's not an apple.
Apple cut. I made myself an apple cut. Oh, I made myself an apple cut.
An apple cut, an apple cut. Oh, I'm going to be late with my apple cut. Oh, I had a pimple. Oh, I'm sweating.
Oh, before I was too ugly, and now... He chained three in a row Three in a row Three in a row Three in a row Three in a row Three in a row Three in a row Three in a row Three in a row Three in a row Three in a row Three in a row It was the silence I was hoping for.
Yes, she took back Kavinsky, well, she took back Nightcall with Kavinsky and Phoenix. I hate this sentence. No, no, no. It was a very good question. No, I don't have it in Gothic. No, I don't have it in Gothic.
Undertaker, not The Crow, but Undertaker We saw in the podcast, with you Flo, that we had periods where we had looks For example, I know I have a cowboy period Why cowboy?
Because how did you dress? With a sheriff's star on the vest I'm still in the thing, I have Michael Douglas recently
Yes, in Wall Street.
Of course, you know, the little Costard. The little food shirt.
And the accessories, a little organizer. Wait, you have an organizer there?
Yes, he's better. That's what I love. I'm sorry, I'm making another detour. This J.B. 's mess, as you can see, is a completely crazy Vinti. On Vinted, he's crazy about Vinted. He tried to sell an organizer, I think. It's the one where he put something that looks like that of Michael Douglas. And he puts the picture of Michael Douglas with the organizer. And so he asks you for that shit 60 bucks.
No, no, no, no. It was 15 euros. It was 15 euros.
He couldn't sell it. He couldn't sell it. I sold it to Mélis apparently. Besides, I gave it to you, Mélis.
No, you sold it. No, I managed to sell it. But that's crazy. But when I put the picture of Michael Douglas.
But that's a click in front. You just add words. No, but you have to play well. The guy projects himself. But of course. And I say, oh, fuck, yeah, I want to be Michael Douglas with that.
But we come back to that. Why are the mannequins on the bra sites beautiful? Because we project and then we see them do it.
Anyway, but the hair salons where there is Ludacris in front, we know that Ludacris is beautiful. But it makes you want to.
But Flo is aware. She said, but Adrien was mocking us when we said that we were dressed in cowboy and all. But with the girls, it works. Can you confirm it to me? Oh yes, it works, of course. It worked. It worked. If you want to dress in cowboy to make girls.
Because in fact, I think I would even be sad to make a girl if it's thanks to a technique that is disguised in cowboy. When you dress in cowboy.
La fille te voit et elle voit quelque chose de manimal. Elle te voit dans ce côté far west.
Elle voit les village people. C'est vraiment ça qu'elle voit, je pense.
Je n'arrive pas. Non, on s'habille en marin aussi, en capitale.
On en dirait.
On en dirait.
C'est ça que j'adore dans les village people. Moi, je suis l'Indien. Moi, je suis le cow-boy. Il y a un mec, c'est juste qu'il y a un gars qui est en cuir. Toi, t'es quoi ?
We had different looks like that but that allowed us to... We like to create fantasy. It was the name of your band, Les Susciteurs de Fantasmes. I had an internal hospital period. The doctor. At the time of the emergency, I knew it, it was over.
He was walking around with a stethoscope around his neck. And it would work. He did the pipe.
The sailor with the pipe, he did that. Wait, no. Is it at your place that I heard a guy who had a pipe? No.
Yeah, it's him. It's you.
I had a pipe.
No, no, but here, recently. No, it's not at your place. No, no, no.
I heard something.
He had a pipe, kind of vapid.
But when we see you with a pipe, we say, this guy there, he's read a lot of books. Isn't it better for me to read a lot of books? No, no, I prefer to go through the pipe stage directly.
That said, it was also Mehdi's technique to always have a book in his bag. That's great. By hand. By hand, yes.
By hand. That's classic.
We really did everything at the time.
With a gabardine and then you put it in your pocket and you leave it on the side where the title goes over.
What's funny is that we did everything to get there and it was especially the networks that helped us.
And finally you slept on your friend's paillasson. Yes. But you know, we come from 1993, we had to use strategies to get there. You couldn't arrive like that. Drancy, no, that's it, Drancy. Drancy, yeah. The company didn't help us. My mother went to Drancy. No, no. But no.
Hospital... Clique du Bois d'Amour.
Clique du Bois d'Amour. That's the big shock info you gave me.
My mother went to Drancy. Wait. My mother went to Drancy. For the listeners, bof, but for me... She lived there ?
I don't know.
Are you a Frenchman then?
No, no. Yes, yes, say yes.
Yes, yes, of course. I have the jersey, I have the jersey. You have the jersey now. I have the jersey. But to answer your question. So, fuck, I have... Wait. Basically, I had seen at one time... There, it's a file that I'm taking out. Oh. I think it was in Dance Machine or Hit Machine What were the parties?
It was Hit Machine No, no, the parties The biggest discotheque No, it was Dance Machine And I saw A group, I'm unable to say But just the guy, his haircut He had little hairpins You see or not? You take the hair and you put a little elastic And it makes a lot of little hairpins It's a guy from Technos, isn't it? No, no, no, you might confuse it with the guy from Prodigy, right? No, not that one.
No, that one was a bit of a shit dance. I forgot the name. I can remember it. Oh fuck, Crazy Cat. The song was Your Crazy Cat or something like that. I saw that and I was like, that's so cool. And I did it at a party. And did it work or not? No, of course not. I wasn't even in those considerations. I don't know, I was young, I was in high school. But I did it and I have a picture of that time.
I could try to find it. Oh, that would be nice.
Do you remember your worst clothing style? Because obviously, once we had the worst style... It was the same time. Look at me There's a thing where, Mehdi, you had a t-shirt one day It's pictures of dolls in porcelain on it It worked, it worked Stop saying that It worked You lied, you said your t-shirt was so cute and you were a doll in porcelain
That's what I was going to say.
As much as cowboys as that, it's only ladies of 60 or 70 years old. If I play the bridge with the girls. I dare not believe it. I feel like I did something stupid at the time. I actually have curly hair. At the time, I had curly long hair.
I've always wanted to have straight hair. It's a bit like, I don't know, an actor who has long straight hair. You know, Louise. Fuck, I was going to say that. And so I said to myself, I want to go to the hairdresser like that, I want this haircut. And so she makes my hair straight, you know, with the iron. Of course, at the high school. At the high school and everything. Alice, the singer.
And so I go out and I have long hair up to the shoulders, stiff, and I'm delighted. Because I tell myself, damn, a new song of girls will be offered to me. A new song of girls. And so, but since I'm an idiot, what do I do the next day? I wash my hair with shampoo. Ah yes, you didn't know. And so I dry my hair, and it's curly hair, it's all over. And there, I thought it was at life, the red hair.
Ah yes, of course. No, but I was really... And so I go to the hairdresser and I say, look what happened. He says, well, you shouldn't wash your hair, sir. Well, what was he waiting for? You had to wash your hair or something. Well, yes.
But you were in Drancy, you couldn't get your hair ironed at the time. No, but it lasted one day.
But I haven't been to the hairdresser for a very long time and it still exists in the hairdresser, the hairpins where you have the old Americans with the cuts, it's on that that you choose.
Me, in any case, I don't use it. I think it still exists. It still exists. I think. It's incredible, that. But for me, it was really bold to arrive with pictures of mega-beautiful American stars when I had a big nose and buttons.
I had a picture of Beckham one day. I really looked like that, can you do that?
The hairdresser says, I'm not a magician, my friend. Yes, and then you're coming when you don't look like Beckham at the end. That's it. But I also had a lot of times the same thing. I always had very frizzy, very curled hair. And sometimes they managed to do things with the gel and everything when it had just been washed and wet. And the same thing, the next day it was terrible.
In fact, when it was raining, because I had really long hair, it made me flat on top, but wrapped around, so it made a kind of crown of buckles. And I had, at the very least, the papillotes of Rabin, which flowed like that around my face.
A caniche, just a caniche. But I have something a little bit poitias. Why is it that when we go to the hairdresser and it's missed at the end, We're afraid to say that it's wrong. I see what you mean.
Especially since it's the person. Especially since the guy tells you that you like it.
Yes, you like it, you don't like it. But at the same time, I have the feeling that it's done. C'est comme quand un cuisinier, tu vois, si tu dis à la fin du repas que t'as tout mangé et que tu dis bah non c'était pas très bon, bah oui mais t'as tout mangé.
Oui mais t'as pas envie de payer du coup. Oh bah si, si, tu payes. Non, non, la différence c'est que dans le resto t'as mangé le plat. T'as dit quoi ?
Je dis vous allez loin de pas payer quand même.
Oui mais on est raté.
Non mais moi c'est déjà arrivé que je mange un truc, je fais oui bah c'est pas ouf.
Oui mais tu l'as mangé, mais là la coupe il te l'impose.
Oui. But no, they impose it on you, you don't have a choice, it's done, so what do you want to say? Ah, you want to say, like, not paid, you would say? Ah, okay, I wasn't in there. We don't pay.
You don't pay? You'll never pay. You'll never pay, look at me. I'll never pay. I always said it was great. While inside, I was ravaged.
In any case, I love to be bald and go to the hairdresser.
That's exactly what I was going to say. But you have to tell the boys that we are afraid to be bald. It's great to be bald. I'm afraid.
No, it's not that it's great to be bald.
No, it's great. But how much do you pay?
How much do you pay? 30 dollars? I go very little to the hairdresser.
By cons, for those who are afraid to have a KBC and who are afraid to be bald... I prefer a lot more Mehdi bald, he's a lot more caliente than before with hair. Even you Adrien, I saw some photos recently where you had, on the end, when you still hold on to what you had left, you're much better now. It's sublime, you lost 10 years.
I can't say better. Maybe not, but... Yes, yes, that's what you have to say.
When you shave your hair, you can also... It can make you look younger. Exactly, it makes you look younger, that's true.
In any case, it can give you charisma. Yeah. I see two guys... I see, even when I have a little bit of hair there, and I shave it again, after my head, I go... I'm a little edgy right now.
How many out of ten do you put in charisma? Oh, pfff... A good seven, though. It's not much less. 7 out of 10 in charisma? I would put 7, 7.5.
I say 7, 7, 7.8.
When he's in front of a camera, it goes up to 10. I think it's not often.
I'm interested in what you said. You said it was a bit magnetic. You like it when we say things like that.
We all like compliments though Sometimes you get a compliment, you heard it but you want the others to hear it and you're like Wait, what did you say?
Say it again That's what he's going to do I assume perfectly I think that between guys, we don't make a lot of compliments That's very true I think it's explained But for example, I'm going to do a shoutout to Patrick Beau Patrick Beau compliments me a lot On my jokes, he says, oh what a champion and all It makes me happy. It's cool to have someone who cheers you up a little.
No, but be careful. When, for example, I make a joke and I get a ha-ha in text, it's a happiness, obviously. It's a kind of compliment, you know.
He tells me, you're the best, you're a champion.
Yes, no, okay.
But to tell you that I like compliments anyway. Magnetic, you said.
No, but it's true that if we did a little round of table, giving each other compliments, well, it would make us all happy. We're not going to do that.
In default, maybe. Ah, so I have. I have notes, I have notes on you all.
The soles that you have at home, JB.
So wait, there's something with the soles. No, but they came to my house recently with Léo and I made install soles. They want to make soles for me.
It's like in the offices, like in the... And there are soles when it slacks. And you don't like it? And you don't like it, it's not very pretty. No, but...
I wanted to put my desk in the middle of the room, and I didn't want to have wires everywhere, so I installed sockets on the floor. But you know how to do it technically.
C'est quelque chose de très traditionnel chez Jean-Guy Ah non mais moi je suis à fond Moi ce que j'ai fait cette remarque Je fais le jour où tu vas dans ton appart Le mec est condamné à mettre son bureau là où t'avais les prises Non il y a quand même des prises sur le mur Oui il y a quand même des prises sur le mur Il peut la faire se retirer Exactement Adrien Je te trouve assez magnétique comme gars toi Electromagnétique du coup J'ai l'air que les binômes vont changer Les gens qui se rapprochent J'ai une dernière question pour vous Après on passera aux recommandations culturelles
A series of sordid circumstances led a 38-year-old man to consult emergency services for swelling, cramps and redness on his penis. In your opinion, what happened to him? Mehdi did a mougeant, it's obvious.
It's an MST, people can start already on that.
Eh bien pas du tout. Et c'est là où je vous surprends, c'est ce que pensaient les médecins la première fois quand ils ont vu ça, ils ont dit bon ça c'est une petite MST. Mais en fait il lui est arrivé autre chose, il a fait autre chose pour créer cette petite situation. T'as dit sordide, ça a un rapport avec la mort ou pas ?
Pas la mort, non sordide c'est plus terrible pour lui mais c'est pas, y'a rien de glauque. Y'a rien de glauque ? Rien de glauque. Tu peux nous rappeler ce qu'il a sur la bite ? Bien sûr je vous fais la petite liste, des gonflements, des croûtes et des rougeurs. La croûte est sur le gland ou ? La croûte c'est relou ? It's like on pizzas, he hates that.
He didn't change his underwear for a year. No, it's not that.
It could be that, it could be that.
Is it something that can happen to us?
It can happen to you, it's very rare, because this is the first case of history that has happened.
A Frenchman?
No, Cocorico.
Is it that during a safari in a local bush, he...
It reminds me, of course everyone had a period with Mehdi where we did a lot of Tu préfères And it reminds me of a Tu préfères we did one day, we were on the metro station Can you imagine the sick brain of JB who remembers the Tu préfères And the places where he did the Tu préfères We were on the metro station and I remember there were 12 minutes of waiting And well, we know the metro stations in Paris, they're disgusting And we said, I prefer to have, I don't know, a certain amount of money Or rub your cheek on the whole metro station No wait, sorry
What kind of person would you rather be? You want to make a lot of money or rub your dick?
There was one thing, yes, sorry. You don't know how to play, you prefer... I think it's to lick with your tongue or to put your dick... Yes, it's something like that. But drag your dick on the entire metro platform. The line 4? Yes, the line 4.
How do you do it technically?
You have to put yourself in guenage. You have to fight and you drag your glove on the whole case.
No, the glove can drag without the hand being used. You can move forward like a soldier. His proposal was put in medical difficulty, he had a hard time answering. Whatever the other situation, I would have chosen the other one, I think. It was licked with the tongue.
I'd rather lick it. No, that's not it, it's a macabre thing.
Licking or rubbing your nail, I think I'd rather lick it.
Anyway, that's not what the guy did. No, no, no. He got bitten by an animal. So, not at all. He's healed now. So, he's healed.
Is there a relationship with an animal? No animal. What could he have done with that? Something happened to his penis, something that can happen to you elsewhere, but this is the first time it happens to a penis.
It's annoying.
Something that happens to a lot of people that you say, I think it must have happened. I think it has.
So go ahead. Does it get stuck in the throat? No, it's not that. A sunstroke to the penis? A sunstroke, a sunstroke, I love you? Yeah. No. A thing that already happened to us, not JB because he puts a layer of... Total on the penis.
This good old Mosper. A link with the pool. So no, not the pool, but well seen, it could have been that. Is it a link with the circumcision?
Not the circumcision. No, because he said that it happened to us in other parts of the body, potentially.
Rather inside the body, even.
He ate something. So, we're getting close. He did a food poisoning of the dick. Exactly. What? That's exactly the right answer. Wait, what, what, what? Yes, yes, yes. What is this story?
It doesn't make any sense. Do you want to guess how it happened?
Or do I tell you a little bit about this story? Ah, I got it, I got it, I got it. Go ahead. In fact, it's a sexual game where he puts whipped cream on his dick.
So, no. No. No, but it's not food poisoning. It's an allergy to food.
No, no, no, it's a food poisoning of the penis. He put food inside his urethra. No. I can't even understand. It's an intoxication. He put food in his urethra. No, no, that's what JB says. I can't understand how. He stuck his dick in something? Food ended up in his urethra, unfortunately. After a fellation.
After a fellation.
After a fellation. After a fellation. After a fellation. After a fellation. American Pie No, no, it's not that So you're informing us that food has entered his urethra In a certain way, but... I'll tell you Wait, wait, no, now we're going to... Because that's what's most interesting Now we're touching the rope of the Floodcast Is food entering his urethra through the outside of the body?
Absolutely Okay, so... Wait, so his penis was in contact with food D'une certaine manière, de la bouffe. Ah, il mangeait avec ses... Il s'est vomi sur la bite.
Très bonne réponse, Adrien Meignard. En ce moment, je raconte des histoires avant de coucher ma fille. Je vais vous la raconter de la même manière. Un premier cas dans la littérature décrivant un tel phénomène. On ainsi écrit les scientifiques qui ont pris en charge le pauvre homme dans l'étude dédiée à ce cas publiée dans la revue Anal of Medicine and Surgery.
Comme le rapporte le New York Post, le patient a d'abord consulté des urologues après avoir souffert de rougeurs et de gonflements inhabituels au niveau de son entrejambe. As you thought, you told me, the doctors thought the same, they thought of an IST, a sexually transmissible infection.
Ah, but it's not like the gastric juices that burned his skin?
You're going to understand, in fact, after having preserved a sample of the crust formed on his penis, the doctors of the medical center identified the bacteria Bacillus cereus. Do you know what it is? It's a bacteria that can contaminate vegetables, cereals, like rice, potatoes or spices. It's a bacteria responsible for what the Anglo-Saxons call the Fried Rice Syndrome.
But yes, there's a guy who died from that, there's a student who died from that. A student wanted to do batch cooking, when you prepare in advance your food for the whole week. He cooked a big pot of rice and let it cool down. He ate it and died. And in fact, it's because there are bacteria that are deposited when you leave the food in the open air.
It could never have happened to me because I always found it annoying, the Tupperware at work. Why? It's Tristoun. It's not necessarily at work. No, it was at his place, I think. You know, people are all going to buy stuff outside and you're with your little Tupperware. Tristoun. A little Tristoun, a little Tristoun. I love Tupperware, be careful.
The contamination inside. I love all the containers, all the bags, boxes and everything, I love it. We're going to do it.
J'ai hâte, j'ai vraiment hâte. Symptoms that obviously did not prevent him from having sexual intercourse. The guy, he has the shit, he has the shit, but still he makes love. And he shits during the act. Exactly, during the act. The man then started to suffer from gastric pain and a violent episode of diarrhea and vomiting. A bad Saturday night, in my opinion.
The racial bacteria was probably transmitted to the penis via the patient's vomit on his own phallus. And so to treat his penis infection, the 30-year-old had to be forced to apply an antibiotic cream on his penis three times a day and to abstain from any sexual intercourse and masturbation until the complete healing of his stomach.
His member, sorry, a month after his miscarriage, he was completely restored.
You see, when you said, the prouts are not beautiful kids, maybe compare it to that. Don't throw up on your dick, that's it.
What you just said reminded me of one of the best texts that Mehdi sent me.
I don't know if you remember, but we were supposed to be 22 or 23 years old and we went to Disney. We got up super early to go to Disney. Like 6 or 7 in the morning. I sent a text to Mehdi at 6 or 7 in the morning saying, it's good, you're ready, etc. He answered me, it's impossible to get drunk at this hour. And it's true that when you're drunk, you don't have the head to get drunk at 6-7 a.m.
I don't think you've ever managed to get drunk at 6-7 a.m. Who's ever done that here? It's a good question. I was going to ask, but who's ever vomited on his tub around the table? But no, no, you had a very good question.
No, but it's true, I could ask you, what is the...
the earliest time in your life. I don't know. 7 o'clock, that's for sure.
7 o'clock, yes. 7 o'clock, you do it? Yes. Oh, so you do it, then. I get up early, so to be honest. I got up early at 7 o'clock. The dog wants to go pee at 6 o'clock. Yes, because it's 6 o'clock in the morning. No, no, no. 7 o'clock, it's too early. No, no, no. I wake up and hop là. It's too early. Interesting. Interesting. You're getting us into your pussy conversations.
But usually we're super classy! Usually we're great! We just talked about vomiting on the dick! We're in the middle of something disgusting!
To be completely honest, it's a news I've had for 5 Floatcasts where I'm like, no but I don't know them! And then I'm like, that's it, there's Amédée and JB, we can talk about vomiting on the dick, we're friends.
No, we sometimes happen to be political and serious in the podcast. Of course! Of course! Obviously, obviously!
Dear friends, this is the end of this episode. Soon, the cultural recommendations, of course, around the table. If you have something you liked, it can be a movie, a TV show, theater, a book, whatever, music. In any case, something you liked recently, or not necessarily something recent, I want to start with Jean-Baptiste Toussaint from Tales from the Clique. Toussaint.
I saw the documentary about Steve Martin on Apple+. I really like Steve Martin, he's an actor I like a lot. It was very touching. It's only two episodes, the first part is about his career, and the second part, we follow him in his life today. He's a lonely, melancholic, introverted guy. Did you see it, Adrien? I think you'd like it.
And I love this form of documentary. The first part about his whole life and the second part about his everyday life as an old man, I found the form brilliant.
And I found it so good, and as I said in the story, it only reinforced my admiration for Steve Martin. And I find this guy funny, talented and comforting.
Yes, I see what you're saying. He also wrote a very good book.
Which is great.
Yes, a very great book, which is in France, in the Capricci edition. There's a joke that I really like about Steve Martin, I don't know if I'll tell it well, but he says, yeah, I spent a night... We all made a joke, a joke... We became big heads, we became big heads. He says, no, no, I spent a night with a girl, it went very, very well, she really has a super cat, crazy.
So people say, no, no, Matt, oh la la, les gros pervers, non, je parle de son chat, de son animal, c'est un chat que j'adore, qui est super, que j'aime tellement que je l'ai enculé toute la nuit.
Ah ouais, d'accord, donc il les envoie.
Ah, de temps en temps, il fait ça, de temps en temps.
En plus, il a cette art du contre-pied qui est très drôle, il expliquait dans l'émission de Seinfeld, Kofi, Merleville, getting coffee. Which was very funny, basically what he was doing was when he had a show, he was doing Houston, Washington, he was doing all the cities, and basically what he was doing was when he was in Houston, for example, he was saying, how's Washington going?
So no one answers. He said, well, I don't understand, it worked very well in Washington yesterday. Ah, that's good. Very funny. Very, very funny. It's better than the Mark Brothers. It's better than the elephant pyjamas. No, but it's true, it's true. It wasn't that bad, in fact.
In fact, it was good, it was good.
It was good. Mehdi, what did you like?
Right now, I'm watching an old Netflix series that I had never seen. I know I only watched the first season because everyone who saw it always told me that the second or third season wasn't great. It's Prison Break. You had never seen it? I just saw the first episode or the second one, then I stopped. So I took it seriously. And I like the old series. When was it? 12th episode.
Ah, but from season 1?
From season 1. I really like season 1, I know that... But no, season 2 is good, really. Ah, season 2 is good. Wait, I know.
Cavalry is season 2? Cavalry is season 2.
Okay, it's still a bit good. Yeah, it's good, season 2 is good.
But it goes a bit wrong, and then it's really shit.
Yeah, but I watched it all the way to the end, because I was a big fan of Prison Break, but you're going to love it. How many seasons are there? Five, I think, something like that, five, six. You're going to love it.
I didn't watch it because I don't have the time.
For info, it's not generic on Netflix.
That's too bad. I've never watched it.
I'm not very serious. This one is pretty nice in the rhythm and all that. The season is crazy.
I remember that season 1, I had watched the last 7 episodes at once, I started at 6pm and I stopped around 6am, so much that I was caught by the thing. It's one of the rare series where I remember I was in my bed or on the couch and I grabbed a piece of tissue like, wow, the suspense was really good.
Because it's... But it's what I was saying, it's the old series with the old codes, where at the end of each episode, they put a crazy suspense to make you want to watch the next episode.
Of course, of course. It was on M6 at the time. It's one of the last big memories of cult series that everyone talked about when I was in high school. It's a thing of... Everyone watched it. My parents forbade me to watch TV at night because it was on weekdays.
And I really felt like I was next to a huge... Honestly, watch the first two episodes and you'll see if you get hooked or not. And in general, you're going to get hooked. The writing is crazy.
I've seen it again, maybe it hasn't been long since it's been on Netflix, I don't know, because I've seen a reel of Prison Break. And it's the scene where he shows his tattoos. To explain to people, he deliberately imprisoned himself in the prison where his brother is imprisoned. And he tattooed the plan of the prison on his body to be able to escape.
And basically, he has a kind of tattoo on the whole body. And he shows his brother, look at my plan. And he just sees tattoos and he says, look at them. And then, in over-impression, you have a plan of the prison that is displayed. And... Really, his original tattoo has nothing to do with the thing that is in over-impression. And it didn't mark you when you saw it again?
Because I say to myself, wait, but it was really that at the time?
In fact, it's a mnemonic tattoo. I mean, in fact, let's say he has a devil's head, but the way it's drawn, you know, there's a kind of octagon, so it allows him to... Yeah, but precisely, but except that, precisely, me in the scene that I saw...
There's nothing that overlaps. It's not at all what he has on his body. Adrien Ménel, you have a geek game to offer us, I think. Absolutely. Because like you, with the vomit on sex, you expected to have the right guests. I said to myself, Mel Habedia, if I recommend that, she's going to insult me. So I said to myself, it's okay. It's a game called Mars First... Sorry, Mars First Logistics.
Quite a boring name. A video game? A video game, a little indie game. And basically, the principle is that we direct, you know, the rovers, the little vehicles that move on the planets. It's on Mars. And basically, the principle is to build bases on Mars. And we're just... And in fact, we have very simple missions that are... Go get that object and bring it to that place.
Until now, very simple and all. Until now, we're having a good time, we're playing video games, we're all simple, very good. No, and basically, the principle, that's what I like, is that you have at your disposal... Did you play, like Zezdécadra, a game called Robotics at the time or not at all? In fact, all your construction games, I hated that.
Commander and Conquer and all that stuff I felt admiration in your eyes at the beginning and then pure aggression When I said I loved the T-Power I felt the shift It's something I like with Mehdi, we have the middle codes Mehdi, I brought him back on the podcast, he doesn't really have those codes So sometimes we'll get redacted and stuff like that And he'll throw bad stuff like that He'll break the character
I recognize myself in there.
It's not personal, I know it's close to their feet, it's not mine.
It's a nice touch. Robotics was not a video game, it was something like Lego Technics, but healthier.
No, but he hates that. Regardless of the format, he has a crazy rage against that.
You're going to love this game. The principle is that you have a lot of modules. and you assemble them as you want on your little rover so that it is the most suitable for the object you have to move. So you have tweezers, you have things like that, and so you have to be a little creative to make your vehicle so that it is the most suitable for the mission of transport, of objects and all.
So sometimes it's an ultra simple thing like a wooden box, but then you have like three fruits, so you have to apprehend the thing a little differently and all. And the more you move forward, the more you unlock new modules and all. It's a management game. Not at all, unfortunately.
No, it's a game of... I don't know how to say it, of making... But I like your game because I'm very fascinated by what's going on on Mars with the rovers, etc.
There's something I always tell myself, it's very often there are new photos of Mars that come to us and everyone doesn't give a fuck. In fact, we have photos of Mars, which is still an incredible info. For me, it should be the one of the newspapers in the evening. It's an incredible photo of Mars. But everyone doesn't care.
People don't care Yeah but because you saw one, you saw them all Yeah but it's incredible, we have pictures that come from March, it's crazy But your game is actually a very modern game, it's on PS5 or PS4, I don't know It's on PC Is it a 3D thing or is it really a 3D thing?
It's in 3D It's in 3D and you control...
I thought it was a 2D video game No, it's in 3D, and there's a bit of a BD rendering It's 3D, but a bit of a BD rendering, it's pretty cool I'll see what I say, that, I don't know And so that's it, and I've been playing it since June, I saw that there were streamers who were playing it, it's old for me
And a second one, it's not new but I just learned that finally on the iPhone, on the App Store, they allowed emulators. So we can replay. It's always a hassle when it comes to managability.
Tell you what, I played NBA Jam earlier. Not so bad.
Could you try to convince me after the show? I could, I could. But if you buy a small bluetooth coin that you put in your bag and you... You do that yourself? Yeah, maybe I do. No, but for example, the big pleasure I have is that I love Mario Golf on Game Boy. And it's not a game that requires dexterity or reflexes and all, it's really... It's really posed and stuff.
And so I make Mario Golf and I enjoy it.
I'm proud because I bought a little emulator. No need to be proud.
For now, no need to be proud. I'm sorry.
A little Gameboy emulator And I seduced Flo here At the beginning he was like I don't care And finally he seduced me too I want to seduce you too Because I was seduced I played it 5-6 times And it's over But I'm not very retro gaming already You love Gameboy Golf I like Mario Golf You're a genius, stop it
Or buy a device just to play Mario, knowing that my poor I had emulators like that You have a kind of emulator in story, a kind of PS3 You play your current PC games with that, that's great, but you can actually put emulators on it But now there's a whole race on who will be the best emulator I've ever seen. But I don't play retro games enough. It doesn't interest him. I had my period.
I don't even remember what it was called. GP2X, that's it. When you were young, what did you play?
Megadrive on Nintendo? Tatooine?
I had the NES, the Super NES, the Mega Drive, I had the Nintendo 64. A rich kid. I stole my Nintendo 64. I would have liked to put your dad at school. To use the technical term, I fell asleep.
I borrowed it and the guy never gave it to me. What game was it? No, it was the Nintendo 64 console.
You borrowed the console? Yes. What an error. It's terrible. Because if I tell you Nintendo 64, you tell me...
Mario Super Mario Zelda GoldenEye GoldenEye GoldenEye GoldenEye GoldenEye GoldenEye GoldenEye GoldenEye GoldenEye GoldenEye GoldenEye GoldenEye GoldenEye GoldenEye
It was released in 97, right? I think I was in 3rd grade. In high school?
Yeah, in high school.
I used to love that game. We used to play 4-on-4, we used to play 4-on-4 to separate.
By the way, I played it again recently, it's unbeatable. Yeah, but it was the same game.
I remember standing up on the toilet, waiting for the door to open and for the door to open. It's one of the things I talked about when I was young. But be careful, I grew up in Bourgogne. So we had 5 years of gap with the rest of the world, the time that it happens in our country. I played at GoldenEye, the Playstation was already out.
I was at the box office, without wanting to do anything, and create a character like that. You create your mythology for me. I had the consoles a little later because they were cheaper, where I recovered them. But the Nintendo 64 was Mario and GoldenEye for me.
I really only played God of War And I loved the controller People didn't really like the 64 With the big thing in the middle I loved that I gave a Playstation to Mehdi And I had a lot of engraved games at the time There were engraved games on the PS1 And I had Siphon Fighter in Italian He played Siphon Fighter in Italian I learned Italian a little Commando all'alme Commando all'alme Germantoso
I don't even have the game.
What is it? Seafoam Fighter is a game where you have to infiltrate.
I realize that it's maybe the kind of game I hate the most in the world. The infiltration games. I bought the Star Wars game.
He loves to take a gun and shoot everyone. Exactly.
Now, I bought... Get out of the way. Get out of the way because he played GTA at my house not long ago. He just walks around with his car. He doesn't even turn people over. I love that. He doesn't kill them. I like to ride in GTA. He doesn't kill them. I like to ride in GTA.
No, but I bought Star Wars, the Ubisoft EA game.
And well...
Too much infiltration. I was sold a Star Wars GTA, like you can walk around and do whatever you want, but all the missions are infiltration, you can't use your gun. Wait, you can't... Oh yeah, there's no thing where you choose, in fact, either you're an idiot or you're... There are some, yes, and others, no.
There's one, really, it's hilarious, you can't get out of your gun, so you do infiltration and it's hard and it's boring. Well, I'm bad at that. And at the end of the day, they say, she literally says, it's good, I can get out of my blaster. But there is no reason, it's narcissistic, it pisses me off. Did you test Robocop on PS5? Oh la la, listen to me.
Jean-Baptiste Toussaint, it starts very well where he tells me, I know one of the game's developers, I can give it to you for free. Well, it never happened. Yes, I sent you a code, but it's an American code. Yes, so it didn't work. It didn't work. I buy it, I wait a bit, I bought it and when it's 40 bucks, because no one bought it, I play it and it's a disaster. No, it's not that bad.
It's a very bad game.
The last one, the last one.
It's not that bad.
No, we're talking about FPS, subjective games and everything. But it looked good, didn't it? Yes, it's good, it's good, it's good. Catastrophic. Trust me, it's good, it's good. I have it. Do you have it? I have it for free. But it's good, isn't it? I haven't played it. It's a bit disappointing.
It's fun. Oh come on, stop it. I saw streamers playing it and I thought it looked good.
I found it too... In fact, the problem is that Robocop doesn't move fast. So already, it's very slow as a game. But it's Robocop. It's Robocop.
Yes, but in a game, suddenly... In a game, it's a bit boring. It's maybe not the right movie to play. If you play a simulator of Jeanne Calment, for example, maybe it's not a great game.
Be careful, that. Be careful. A Kickstarter, it starts very quickly, Adrien. And what I love about it all is that there is my JB who bought the most expensive pack to have the real face of the Robocop actor.
That said, remember Robocop, the particularity is that we do not see the three quarters of his face.
Except for a crucial moment. And so he spent 20 more balls to have the face of the actor. Well, I'm going to recommend you a documentary film, released on Netflix, called Will & Harper. Ah yes, with Will Ferrell. That's right, with Will Ferrell and Harper Steele. Harper Steele is a transgender woman, who met Will Ferrell when she was still a man at Saturday Night Live.
And basically, the documentary starts with Will Ferrell reading the letter he received, the email he received from her, where she announces her change of gender. And Will Ferrell is someone who is a democrat, who is open about everything, but who has no knowledge and who...
I think it's a very interesting documentary to show for cis people, more than transgender people, I think, because there's a real thing of, he's like, I'm not mean, but I'm probably saying shit, I'm probably making a joke, and I don't know, you know. And so, in fact, what's super interesting is that Harper Steele,
At the time when she was a man, she loved to go to roadside bars, you know, things a little venerable. It was really a trolling globe and she loved the States. And now that she has become a woman and even more so a transgender woman, she is a little anxious. She says to herself, well, in fact, the country is still particularly hard. There is transphobia everywhere.
And she, in addition, she really loved to go to the big old motard raids, a little hardcore and all that stuff. And we had to say, come on, let's take the car, let's go together. And like that, I educate myself, I learn a little more. In addition, she really has a speech of, you're my buddy, so you can ask me any questions.
And besides, she is quite brilliant, this person, because she is really in the mood, well, in fact, you're my buddy, so ask me the questions you want. But in the docu, she says, don't go as soon as you see a trans person, say, so how does it work and everything and everything. She says, I do it with... My friend, because I've known him for 20 years and I authorize him to do that.
But suddenly, their trip allows you to ask a lot of questions. And she has a lot of hindsight on the fact that she says, but I have money. Me, my friend, it's Will Ferrell, etc. Yes, it's still privileged. She says it, she says it, you see, and she says it. And even me, I advise you the thing.
I'm not a transgender person, I really see it through the eyes of a cis person, which allows you to be educated through this friendship story, which is really, first of all, a friendship story. It's really two friends, a guy and a girl, who take the car and cross the United States.
And it's really interesting because it doesn't put the transphobia of this country under the rug at all in some places. At one point, they go to a restaurant and there's an article that comes out
about how Will Ferrell was with Harper Steele, a transgender woman, and then on Twitter, they show you the whole thing about Twitter blowing up a cable about how Will Ferrell hangs out with a trans woman, etc. And besides that, Harper Steele was the head writer of the SNL, so she's funny. Will Ferrell is obviously very funny, and it's not at all a thing... It's very well done.
It's really a story of friendship. It's beautiful. I cried two or three times, I have to admit. It's very touching as a film. It's also very funny. I know you love, JB, the American decor, so that's really... The Americana. They really have a lifestyle that they love. They take two folding chairs, they put them on a parking lot and they drink beers.
They're really... I saw La Bonne Annonce, which I thought was very cool. It made me want to see the docu. And in La Bonne Annonce, what I liked, it's that you feel this friendship between the two. And in fact, there's a thing where Will Ferrell doesn't refuse potash jokes. And that, I found that...
And she too, that's what's funny. There's a joke at one point with the one who's in the ad, where he asks her sincere, serious questions, even about the terrible things she went through, because she went through what a lot of transgender people have gone through, namely her previous life, where she didn't feel good in her man's skin, etc.
But at the same time, he says bullshit, Will Ferrell, and at one point he goes, « Now that you've become a woman, don't you think you're running less well? » And he says it on purpose, like I'm making a shitty joke. And she says, « Ah, very funny, very funny, very funny. » And a little while later, she goes, But yeah, yeah, I'm doing much less well.
So it's really two... It's two... It's two friends who are having a great trip and still, she went through some very hard things.
You know, but it's already from another level than Prison Breaker.
Just, I want to come back because I didn't finish. Morocco, earlier, it was just the emulator. There's one called Retroarch. R-E-T-R-O-A-R-C-H. I love the transition. You told me about your shitty consoles, there.
For GoGo RetroArch And you have everything Obviously You have to download the ROMs That you have legally No it's illegal the ROMs No the video games Of course It was a joke that I was making Obviously everyone downloads them illegally You're right He got me on his magnetism I look at him and he looks like Stomibugsy
I don't know, but in terms of the body, I don't know, but... Do you trust me or not? No, but it's true that there are airs of Stomy.
Isn't he the prince of the Lascar?
No, no, no, you're a gangster, so it must be true.
He's the prince of the Lascar.
But... Being someone who regularly gets sausages No one is beautiful I remember one of the funniest stories you made It was on the Loot Wall Street, where someone told you you look like... It wasn't DiCaprio, it was the guy next to me A guy sends me a video and he says, damn, there's an air
I watch the video and it's DiCaprio. I'm like, damn. I see the counter-chance, it's a disgusting guy. It was funny. I could find it again. It was good, that one. No, and in fact, you say, we find you things. It could be a guy 30% more handsome than you or 30% more ugly than you. We always know the ugly guys that we see. So there, semi-bugsy, I take it. No, but never, never the handsome guys.
Yes, yes.
I know it's almost the end of the show, but can you give me your ugly Sozi and your Sozibo? I don't have a Sozibo.
I have the guy from the Lord of the Rings, the Hobbit. There's a Hobbit who looks like me. Olivier de Benoist. No, you're Olivier de Benoist, the football player. But yes, it's your Sozibo. Or Maxence is your Sozibo too. Yes, it's true, Maxence is a bit my Sozibo too. You're a Sozibo too? Well, he's Statham.
Stomy Stomy Stomy Stomy Stomy Stomy
And you JB? I really have two differences.
You, we can say Harper in Stranger Things, right?
Yes, that's what the sheriff of Stranger Things often told me. But at the time, when I was really thin in Montreal, I had 25-30 kilos less at the time. Believe it or not, but my Sozibo, when I worked at Videoclub, we often said it was Bradley Cooper. Believe it or not !
Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yes, I see it.
When I was young, they said Michael Youn, Big BD, there were things that came. I see them all. Stop, stop, stop. Michael Youn, I see what you mean. Stop, stop, stop.
Well, friends, this is the end of this Floatcast. I'm going to make a last round of tables. JB, Mehdi, indeed, Têtre Incroyable, Podchiasse as well. So, to explain a little faster, on TFTC, the podcast, you receive an invitee.
Yeah, that's it. There's TFTC, the podcast, and there are podcasts where we focus on a film and we get a lot of types of guests. It goes from Boulaya recently to Red Akateb. Recently, it was Red Akateb. To demonstrate company with Red Akateb. Exactly, going through Jeff Nichols, Daniel Thompson.
So, in fact, the idea is really to have people to talk about cinema, but from really diverse and varied horizons. And we're happy with Adrien, we're almost, not the parents, but we're the first to have made TFTC, the podcast. You were there. Very, very far. It was far, far, far. We took a bridge and walked. By the way Flo, you're the first guest to come twice to the podcast.
I came under the name Floatcast and I came under the name Floatcast and Solo. Because each time it's a different guest. And besides that, one day we said to ourselves why not do a podcast. There was an episode, the guest was Floatcast and there was no me.
Yes! There was the episode of Floodcast, it was you, Jurassic Park. Oh yes, sorry! I was on my talent.
No, and in fact, one day, we said to ourselves, why not make a podcast where we just shit on things we don't like.
And it happened like that. At first, we were among ourselves. Then, after, people came. Flo came, Léo... And we're probably going to do one with Adrien soon, who wants to shit, he has little notes. He wants to shit, he wants to shit.
I have a twelfth, I have twelve, but they're not... I want to come with a banger.
Obviously, we're not going to shit on stuff like, for example, we don't like war. No, it's not... It's a bit like Larry David, the podcast.
He loves that, he loved that. I liked it.
And so Mehdi and my partner in this potchias, he brings a little different counterweight.
And an expertise too, I find. But sometimes it's technical.
But he's a professional, Mehdi. We're talking about peanut butter, something like that.
Oh, by the way, yes, I was filming. No, but I was filming. I eat peanut butter, I love that. I ate some this morning, even. Peanut butter, jam.
No, but sometimes we mess up the bakeries. It's that one.
I don't know if you saw the Telerama article recently that said, the Pochias, the heirs of the Floatcast.
I don't know if you saw it. Oh yeah, we saw that. Did you sell it? Yes, I sold it.
Adrien, La Bonne Auberge au Grand Rex. C'est quand déjà ? J'ai oublié la date. Oui, oui.
C'est le 2 ou le 3 ? C'est le 2 ou le 3 ? C'est le 2 ! C'est le 2 novembre ! Ça va être vite là, c'est dans un mois pile C'est vrai, c'est vrai Et voilà, et puis après ça va reprendre Alors pas tout de suite d'ailleurs, il y a des gens qui m'ont posé la question On va faire le dernier épisode Et après il va y avoir quand même une... A good break! A good break, a priori, before we resume.
And Lucien has to write a bit too!
It's writing, it's creating universes, dances and all, so it takes time.
Even your characters, because you create your own characters, right?
Yes, but the characters, it goes pretty fast. Okay. Are you a character? Well, of course I have a character. What, a goblin, something like that? No, I'm a fire genasi. What's a genasi? Genasi are characters based on elements. So you can be a genasi of air, genasi of water, genasi of fire... Don't interrupt me after telling me everything!
I see you don't give a fuck about my nerd stuff! If you have a date with a girl and you tell her you're a genasi of fire...
It depends on the girl, buddy. It depends.
You know what happened to me?
You know what happened to me? Something a little humiliating for me, a little ridiculous for me, and a little humiliating. And I know that Adrien is going to talk to him. Something a little humiliating and ridiculous, because for whom did I take myself? I take the RER and I see two people with a T-shirt La Bonne Auberge. So I tell myself... They're going to recognize me! Zero points, you hear me?
Nothing at all. A shit.
So it was fun for me. Me too, it's the anecdote where I met a guy with a Floodcast sweat, so I do a little head movement for him. And the guy didn't calculate it for me.
That's incredible.
That said, I posted it on story, and then the guy answered me, he said, fuck, it was me, but I just put too much time to react. I mean, he knows me, but just... So it was less funny. No, no, no, he doesn't know me at all.
I'm really the boss of La Bonne Auberge, who potentially doesn't even listen to the Floodcast.
Eddie Maizy told me a great story recently. Basically, he did Fort Boyard, And one of the guys who works for Fort Boyard went to see him and said, damn I love what you do. So Mehdi Meizi was like, ah so cool and all. Yeah, it's so funny when you shit on stuff. And in fact, he thought it was Mehdi.
That's funny. That's pretty funny. A racist. It's my obsession, by the way. Yes, sorry, excuse me. I tried to steal your obsession, excuse me. Well, in any case, guys, thank you very much. It's been a pleasure. And we'll see you next week. Ciao. Ciao.
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