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Jean-Baptiste Toussaint

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FloodCast

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Ah, no, no, no, no. Yeah, but we have a term, we have a term. We're not...

FloodCast

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On voit que ça t'aime bien. There I see you with a big Dan hat. It reminds me of Sombrozer at school.

FloodCast

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So it's too late It's been more than a thousand years that we call them the burnt asses But you're telling me that in some cities in France There's no gentile No, no, no, on small villages or things like that In big cities or small villages Yes, of course No, no, no, I'm a cunt No, no, but it's Rémi's family In big cities or small villages I don't know I hate this cartoon He's a rascal, very rascal But it's not this one that ends

FloodCast

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The com would be even funnier if he was really racist. If you were racist, who would you hate?

FloodCast

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It's really... Adrien is Batman. At the same time, I was watching a documentary about Armie Hammer, the cannibal. Not the same atmosphere. I couldn't find it.

FloodCast

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I love nicknames that have nothing to do with anything. I didn't really have a nickname but there was a time in high school when they called me Muspair. I like when you say, I like the nicknames that have nothing to do with anything. They called me Muspair.

FloodCast

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I was putting an incredible amount of gel in my hair. And when it rains, it makes little drops of musper, isn't it? No, and in the end, they told me to put some sperm in my hair. And well, it wasn't pleasant to live. It's true that he had extremely hard hair. Yes, it's true that it was hard. But it lasted just a year.

FloodCast

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No, it was Articure. Articure. No, because in fact, he had a period of chicanos.

FloodCast

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We had a period in 2000 where we were fans of Léo Ferré with Mehdi and it was our poet period and we thought we could seduce the girls with it. We had bought belts at H&M, blue belts. And with the Tipex, we wrote lyrics of Léo Ferry on the belt and we put the belts on. But it was like, I don't know, lyrics like, the sea haunts me.

FloodCast

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And we didn't have any girls at the beginning.

FloodCast

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No, it doesn't work. Stop doing that.

FloodCast

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Merci pour l'invitation.

FloodCast

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To explain to people... First, you're less agitated, so I think it's true. No, but to explain to people, that's why we call him Muspair, by the way. So we have a podcast called Le Podchasse, and basically what we do is that, in turn, we have three subjects that annoy us, and so we shit on things we don't like. And sometimes in the show, we fuck our friends.

FloodCast

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We do some regular fucking, and sometimes Mehdi fucks JB, and I fuck myself, and stuff. You fuck Bernard, sometimes, I imagine.

FloodCast

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Mehdi Maizy did it in the last podcast, I think. And so, one day, Mehdi fucked up my person by saying that I was putting cream on the beach in the summer and that I was leaving all the white on the nose. And it was confirmed that it was wrong after midi. And we went on vacation this summer and I didn't... It was wrong. It was wrong.

FloodCast

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Fear of the sun. I imagine you're terrified of sunsets. No, not at all. You don't like the sun? Yes, it's fine. He's still going to fart. He has blue eyes, so he's more sensitive to the sun.

FloodCast

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Comment allez-vous les gars ? Ecoute, ça va très très bien et je suis ravi d'être là avec Mehdi aujourd'hui. Mais bien sûr ! Deux très beaux binômes autour de cette table.

FloodCast

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He's tripping. It will come organically. Don't push these things. I knew you were going to try to turn the Floodcast into Pochias.

FloodCast

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Why? Because they were given before to other guys, we all know that. I'm not wrong! Let's move on to a podcast. I hope so, your girl didn't call any names I don't really give nicknames No, I admit No, no one gives me nicknames When you said that the exes called with nicknames, they had an electric shock in them I don't have a nickname, my girl doesn't give me a nickname

FloodCast

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Only big guys around this table. No, but our partners too.

FloodCast

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It's a voice, it's a voice. No. By the way, we have to keep on talking about a dead man.

FloodCast

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An Armenian? No, not an Armenian. Why? It's not even an Armenian word. Armenian usually ends with an N. It's true, it's true.

FloodCast

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The comedy that you have sown in VHS You were talking about the Soudoué that he wrote And the Soudoué, it's typically a film that when it goes on TV You watch it And we watch it, we let it go because we know we're going to have a good time That's true I watched it when I was little By the way, the 2 is less good

FloodCast

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But really, it's not the tone of the film. But in the middle, you have a joke like that. There's a joke that I love in Les Soudoués. In fact, they film in advance a teacher. It's one of their friends who dresses in the teacher with long blond hair. They film that. And then... Well, I'm going to tell it badly, so I'll stop here. You forgot to say that you were stupid.

FloodCast

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I felt that it was very bad, very badly told. And I prefer that we move on to something else. No, but the subtitles used to happen a lot on TF1.

FloodCast

S10E04 - Un Elephant en Pyjama

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I want to ask you a question. We were talking about the Fonduski bronzes. It was made in the 70s. Yes, I think so. Maybe in the early 80s. It's a movie that... 79. So we're really in the 90s. I was right. C'est un film qui traverse les générations et j'ai le sentiment quand même que les gens qui regardent Les Bronzés font du ski aujourd'hui trouvent ça drôle. Ils trouvent ça drôle.

FloodCast

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I love the ass, sorry, excuse me. In fact, out of jealousy, I can't wait for Flo to be 40, but that means that I'll be 50. It's Deleuze in 7 years. It's Deleuze in 7 years.

FloodCast

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Par exemple, un film que j'avais aimé à l'époque au Demorand comme Le Boulet, peut-être qu'il va pas traverser les époques. Oui, oui, oui. Mais Les Bronzés, ça traverse les époques. Maintenant, la question que je vous pose, c'est est-ce que vous pensez que ça va traverser les époques peut-être... In 100 years? Will people find it funny in 100 years? I don't think so. I think people will see it.

FloodCast

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Yeah, and then there was a time when there was Laurel & Hardy, Keaton, etc., so jokes about movements, jokes about gestures, and those were the first to come up with verbal jokes.

FloodCast

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There are still jokes from the Mac Brothers where I've already laughed out loud, even now, today. Yes, but you don't laugh out loud at every joke, although I think at the time, I think it was crazy.

FloodCast

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It's true that it's a very good pothias. I should have kept it.

FloodCast

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No, but I remember a film by the Marks Brothers where Groucho Marx said, he was going to Africa, he said, over there, I killed a... I was doing... It's still... There's a local grouse there, where you eat in the morning. I remind you of the Sudway fiasco, but go ahead, tell us this scene.

FloodCast

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So he said he was over there for a safari, etc. He says, one morning, I killed an elephant in a pyjama, because he was sleeping. And then he said, what were elephants doing in pyjamas? I don't know. And you see, it's pretty funny. What ? I didn't understand! It's a colonialist joke. You must have invaded Congo to understand this joke, unfortunately. I didn't understand at all.

FloodCast

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He says, I killed an elephant in pyjamas.

FloodCast

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He ends up saying, what was the elephant doing in pyjamas? I wonder. You see, it's not that effective. I read a similar joke, but I'm going to say it now. I don't even know who it is anymore.

FloodCast

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No, but by the way, in real life, I'd like you to keep it for the real Pochette, because I really like the thing about Molière. Because, like, the people who hit themselves with the bars on it. Yeah, well, go ahead, I'll note it down. The good, nice guy, like, you hit yourself with the bars, man.

FloodCast

S10E04 - Un Elephant en Pyjama

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We had 14 years old. We borrowed football cassettes. That's how we met. Oh nice. VHS, then. When Adrien was 13, I was born. So we necessarily had less... Well, no, but that's it.

FloodCast

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Speaking of faking, there's something that Mehdi has always hated about me, and it really pisses him off every time. It's that I like Tintin and it pisses him off. Ah, it pisses me off too? No, I don't like it. I've never liked Tintin.

FloodCast

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Spielberg who adapted Tintin.

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Tintin who influenced Indiana Jones. Of course. And then? No, it's just to say that I'm not a colonialist.

FloodCast

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It's bizarre. The end of... On the other hand, the poster on it is too good. Of course, with the big muscles of Junio. Yeah, it's shot in a Rambo way. Of course, a happiness.

FloodCast

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But it seems weird that there's no Louis de Funès, though. There's a Louis de Funès. Ah ! No.

FloodCast

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10 years apart is crazy. It's a very weird atmosphere. You're friends with Adrien because you like to train with the big guys, right? No, listen...

FloodCast

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Your favorite, in addition? Yeah, my top 3.

FloodCast

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Un indice sur ce film de finesse que t'aimes bien ?

FloodCast

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Non, mais ça m'étonne que ce soit ton préféré.

FloodCast

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Ah, mais c'est pas le truc... Ah si, Septime. Le Grand Restaurant.

FloodCast

S10E04 - Un Elephant en Pyjama

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C'est la loi que je suggère depuis. Ça est tiré sur des chasseurs. Peut-être que ça concerne, et je crois que je l'ai déjà abordé dans le pot de chiasse, mais c'est ces restaurants italiens qui font l'or intéressant en mettant le menu qu'en italien. Ce qui t'oblige à aller sur Google pour aller voir la traduction. C'est insupportable, ça. C'est pas pour la langue, comme ça ?

FloodCast

S10E04 - Un Elephant en Pyjama

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By the way, you already said something, because I realized something recently. When we go to a restaurant to eat with blankets, we agree? Of course.

FloodCast

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Covers that have been in the mouths of thousands of people Yes but it's washed my poor friend Yes of course it's washed but it's been in the mouths of thousands of people Yes I see what you mean You have the ghost of the saliva of all these people who are ashamed of you There is necessarily a small particle left You know what I invented as a concept recently?

FloodCast

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No, but on the other hand, Mehdi, you can tell us the anecdote at the ball, not long ago at McDonald's. No, we were at McDonald's with Mehdi, and we were eating our Big Macs like that, quietly. And then there's a girl who works at McDonald's who comes next to us and says to us, everything is going as you want sir. It's like we were at the restaurant. It was good.

FloodCast

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Adrien, do you like people who send you messages to tell you, ah yes, you eat bacon imitations, what, you want to eat bacon? Ah, well, that... You like that, right?

FloodCast

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So it's in the genre, but it's not shit. Disgusting. Not disgusting. I think I have the info, but if I have the info, does it break the atmosphere? You can go, you can go. There was not a mouse in the plane? Oh, snakes in the plane.

FloodCast

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Even the electronic cigarette, when I walk in the street and there's someone in front of me smoking an electronic cigarette, and he throws his raspberry smoke at me. I hate it. We're going to agree, yes.

FloodCast

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Yes, that's right.

FloodCast

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Oh, it can create panic inside.

FloodCast

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Oh, so Florent, be careful At one point I put my finger on it

FloodCast

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The spiral of the drug.

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No. Okay. Do you have an animal that scares you?

FloodCast

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Ah, you're like that, you. Yeah, I'm with pure. But tell me, have you ever tried drugs? No, you've never tried drugs?

FloodCast

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Unfortunately, people who smoke, for me, they want to have something a little charismatic. And that's not charismatic, your cell phone. I don't know.

FloodCast

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You noticed, now, we're almost obliged to give a drink in restaurants. Well, come on. It's always been the case, in fact.

FloodCast

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That's why I don't do it.

FloodCast

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Of course, business owners don't do that to be nice.

FloodCast

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Now they have a thing where you have to put 10%, 15%, 20%. Ah yeah ? Yeah. Ah, I saw it in a restaurant in Paris, that. And you're there, we're not in the United States. And in addition, they put the pressure on you to put 20% because if you put 10%, you're a crook. Yeah. And I don't want 20% more. You put 10% ? Yes, I put 10%. I put 10.

FloodCast

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It's terrible to announce that we're going to be very strong at a game. But you say that because yesterday, I explained the concept of the Floodcast, but you say it's a bit like the big heads for young people. Totally. It's completely the big heads for young people. For young people, yes. From month to month, I think. But say an imitation of Bouvard, please. Ah !

FloodCast

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That's incredible. No, it's a guy who was doing buzz cuts. So, the buzz cuts, for you to know, Flo, it's a way of cutting hair.

FloodCast

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It's just that the guys didn't have buzz cut heads. And so, it made a pretty funny buzz. A buzz cut, by the way. Yes, of course.

FloodCast

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Et ce barbier est détenu par un ami. Ah ? Bah oui. Et quoi ? Nassim. Attends, ce barbier quoi ? Ce barbier est détenu par un ami.

FloodCast

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The salon, yes. Because if he arrested the barber, he's holding him hostage, unfortunately.

FloodCast

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Undertaker, not The Crow, but Undertaker We saw in the podcast, with you Flo, that we had periods where we had looks For example, I know I have a cowboy period Why cowboy?

FloodCast

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Yes, in Wall Street.

FloodCast

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No, you sold it. No, I managed to sell it. But that's crazy. But when I put the picture of Michael Douglas.

FloodCast

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But Flo is aware. She said, but Adrien was mocking us when we said that we were dressed in cowboy and all. But with the girls, it works. Can you confirm it to me? Oh yes, it works, of course. It worked. It worked. If you want to dress in cowboy to make girls.

FloodCast

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Je n'arrive pas. Non, on s'habille en marin aussi, en capitale.

FloodCast

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We had different looks like that but that allowed us to... We like to create fantasy. It was the name of your band, Les Susciteurs de Fantasmes. I had an internal hospital period. The doctor. At the time of the emergency, I knew it, it was over.

FloodCast

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I heard something.

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But when we see you with a pipe, we say, this guy there, he's read a lot of books. Isn't it better for me to read a lot of books? No, no, I prefer to go through the pipe stage directly.

FloodCast

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By hand. That's classic.

FloodCast

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With a gabardine and then you put it in your pocket and you leave it on the side where the title goes over.

FloodCast

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And finally you slept on your friend's paillasson. Yes. But you know, we come from 1993, we had to use strategies to get there. You couldn't arrive like that. Drancy, no, that's it, Drancy. Drancy, yeah. The company didn't help us. My mother went to Drancy. No, no. But no.

FloodCast

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No, no. Yes, yes, say yes.

FloodCast

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Do you remember your worst clothing style? Because obviously, once we had the worst style... It was the same time. Look at me There's a thing where, Mehdi, you had a t-shirt one day It's pictures of dolls in porcelain on it It worked, it worked Stop saying that It worked You lied, you said your t-shirt was so cute and you were a doll in porcelain

FloodCast

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I've always wanted to have straight hair. It's a bit like, I don't know, an actor who has long straight hair. You know, Louise. Fuck, I was going to say that. And so I said to myself, I want to go to the hairdresser like that, I want this haircut. And so she makes my hair straight, you know, with the iron. Of course, at the high school. At the high school and everything. Alice, the singer.

FloodCast

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And so I go out and I have long hair up to the shoulders, stiff, and I'm delighted. Because I tell myself, damn, a new song of girls will be offered to me. A new song of girls. And so, but since I'm an idiot, what do I do the next day? I wash my hair with shampoo. Ah yes, you didn't know. And so I dry my hair, and it's curly hair, it's all over. And there, I thought it was at life, the red hair.

FloodCast

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Ah yes, of course. No, but I was really... And so I go to the hairdresser and I say, look what happened. He says, well, you shouldn't wash your hair, sir. Well, what was he waiting for? You had to wash your hair or something. Well, yes.

FloodCast

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I had a picture of Beckham one day. I really looked like that, can you do that?

FloodCast

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A caniche, just a caniche. But I have something a little bit poitias. Why is it that when we go to the hairdresser and it's missed at the end, We're afraid to say that it's wrong. I see what you mean.

FloodCast

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Oui mais t'as pas envie de payer du coup. Oh bah si, si, tu payes. Non, non, la différence c'est que dans le resto t'as mangé le plat. T'as dit quoi ?

FloodCast

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I have the phobia of frogs and geese. Ah yes, that's true, I saw it. Phobia, phobia. Yeah, really phobia. It's unbearable. I saw him get up from the table. Wait, you say it's unbearable apparently.

FloodCast

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You don't pay? You'll never pay. You'll never pay, look at me. I'll never pay. I always said it was great. While inside, I was ravaged.

FloodCast

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No, it's great. But how much do you pay?

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By cons, for those who are afraid to have a KBC and who are afraid to be bald... I prefer a lot more Mehdi bald, he's a lot more caliente than before with hair. Even you Adrien, I saw some photos recently where you had, on the end, when you still hold on to what you had left, you're much better now. It's sublime, you lost 10 years.

FloodCast

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How many out of ten do you put in charisma? Oh, pfff... A good seven, though. It's not much less. 7 out of 10 in charisma? I would put 7, 7.5.

FloodCast

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When he's in front of a camera, it goes up to 10. I think it's not often.

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We all like compliments though Sometimes you get a compliment, you heard it but you want the others to hear it and you're like Wait, what did you say?

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No, but it's true that if we did a little round of table, giving each other compliments, well, it would make us all happy. We're not going to do that.

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So wait, there's something with the soles. No, but they came to my house recently with Léo and I made install soles. They want to make soles for me.

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C'est quelque chose de très traditionnel chez Jean-Guy Ah non mais moi je suis à fond Moi ce que j'ai fait cette remarque Je fais le jour où tu vas dans ton appart Le mec est condamné à mettre son bureau là où t'avais les prises Non il y a quand même des prises sur le mur Oui il y a quand même des prises sur le mur Il peut la faire se retirer Exactement Adrien Je te trouve assez magnétique comme gars toi Electromagnétique du coup J'ai l'air que les binômes vont changer Les gens qui se rapprochent J'ai une dernière question pour vous Après on passera aux recommandations culturelles

FloodCast

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Do you know this famous influencer, Gap, on YouTube? His name is Etienne. Etienne Gap. Etienne Gap. Etienne Gap.

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It reminds me, of course everyone had a period with Mehdi where we did a lot of Tu préfères And it reminds me of a Tu préfères we did one day, we were on the metro station Can you imagine the sick brain of JB who remembers the Tu préfères And the places where he did the Tu préfères We were on the metro station and I remember there were 12 minutes of waiting And well, we know the metro stations in Paris, they're disgusting And we said, I prefer to have, I don't know, a certain amount of money Or rub your cheek on the whole metro station No wait, sorry

FloodCast

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No, there's a guy who has a fascinating YouTube account where basically he's going to hunt roaches, I mean... Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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There was one thing, yes, sorry. You don't know how to play, you prefer... I think it's to lick with your tongue or to put your dick... Yes, it's something like that. But drag your dick on the entire metro platform. The line 4? Yes, the line 4.

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You have to put yourself in guenage. You have to fight and you drag your glove on the whole case.

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I'd rather lick it. No, that's not it, it's a macabre thing.

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Anyway, that's not what the guy did. No, no, no. He got bitten by an animal. So, not at all. He's healed now. So, he's healed.

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Or do I tell you a little bit about this story? Ah, I got it, I got it, I got it. Go ahead. In fact, it's a sexual game where he puts whipped cream on his dick.

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Just a reminder, where is the jugular? It's at the neck.

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It could never have happened to me because I always found it annoying, the Tupperware at work. Why? It's Tristoun. It's not necessarily at work. No, it was at his place, I think. You know, people are all going to buy stuff outside and you're with your little Tupperware. Tristoun. A little Tristoun, a little Tristoun. I love Tupperware, be careful.

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I don't know if you remember, but we were supposed to be 22 or 23 years old and we went to Disney. We got up super early to go to Disney. Like 6 or 7 in the morning. I sent a text to Mehdi at 6 or 7 in the morning saying, it's good, you're ready, etc. He answered me, it's impossible to get drunk at this hour. And it's true that when you're drunk, you don't have the head to get drunk at 6-7 a.m.

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I don't think you've ever managed to get drunk at 6-7 a.m. Who's ever done that here? It's a good question. I was going to ask, but who's ever vomited on his tub around the table? But no, no, you had a very good question.

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the earliest time in your life. I don't know. 7 o'clock, that's for sure.

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No, we sometimes happen to be political and serious in the podcast. Of course! Of course! Obviously, obviously!

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I saw the documentary about Steve Martin on Apple+. I really like Steve Martin, he's an actor I like a lot. It was very touching. It's only two episodes, the first part is about his career, and the second part, we follow him in his life today. He's a lonely, melancholic, introverted guy. Did you see it, Adrien? I think you'd like it.

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And I found it so good, and as I said in the story, it only reinforced my admiration for Steve Martin. And I find this guy funny, talented and comforting.

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Ah ouais, d'accord, donc il les envoie.

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En plus, il a cette art du contre-pied qui est très drôle, il expliquait dans l'émission de Seinfeld, Kofi, Merleville, getting coffee. Which was very funny, basically what he was doing was when he had a show, he was doing Houston, Washington, he was doing all the cities, and basically what he was doing was when he was in Houston, for example, he was saying, how's Washington going?

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So no one answers. He said, well, I don't understand, it worked very well in Washington yesterday. Ah, that's good. Very funny. Very, very funny. It's better than the Mark Brothers. It's better than the elephant pyjamas. No, but it's true, it's true. It wasn't that bad, in fact.

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After that, it was made of plastic from Disney.

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Ah, but from season 1?

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Okay, it's still a bit good. Yeah, it's good, season 2 is good.

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Yeah, but I watched it all the way to the end, because I was a big fan of Prison Break, but you're going to love it. How many seasons are there? Five, I think, something like that, five, six. You're going to love it.

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I remember that season 1, I had watched the last 7 episodes at once, I started at 6pm and I stopped around 6am, so much that I was caught by the thing. It's one of the rare series where I remember I was in my bed or on the couch and I grabbed a piece of tissue like, wow, the suspense was really good.

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In fact, it's a mnemonic tattoo. I mean, in fact, let's say he has a devil's head, but the way it's drawn, you know, there's a kind of octagon, so it allows him to... Yeah, but precisely, but except that, precisely, me in the scene that I saw...

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I recognize myself in there.

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No, but he hates that. Regardless of the format, he has a crazy rage against that.

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Not at all. No, because we told it in the podcast. I was in Bourgogne, at Flo's, and you know, there are snakes where he lives. I didn't have the chance to meet him. There are snakes, huge spiders. There was one in a room one night. A spider? But I wasn't that scared. No, but... Ah, but you were the one who hit the wall like a madman, right?

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There's something I always tell myself, it's very often there are new photos of Mars that come to us and everyone doesn't give a fuck. In fact, we have photos of Mars, which is still an incredible info. For me, it should be the one of the newspapers in the evening. It's an incredible photo of Mars. But everyone doesn't care.

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Tell you what, I played NBA Jam earlier. Not so bad.

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I'm proud because I bought a little emulator. No need to be proud.

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A little Gameboy emulator And I seduced Flo here At the beginning he was like I don't care And finally he seduced me too I want to seduce you too Because I was seduced I played it 5-6 times And it's over But I'm not very retro gaming already You love Gameboy Golf I like Mario Golf You're a genius, stop it

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By the way, I played it again recently, it's unbeatable. Yeah, but it was the same game.

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I really only played God of War And I loved the controller People didn't really like the 64 With the big thing in the middle I loved that I gave a Playstation to Mehdi And I had a lot of engraved games at the time There were engraved games on the PS1 And I had Siphon Fighter in Italian He played Siphon Fighter in Italian I learned Italian a little Commando all'alme Commando all'alme Germantoso

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You see the little rope around my head, it's because I'm hung on your lips. I find myself in Senegal in 1997 and was organized like that, a party in a local bar where we could eat with people, etc. But really very, very far from the city. So I find myself there, I eat. Very neo-colonialist for the moment. Les mots utilisés sont quand même... J'ai vu Mehdi rire dans sa barbe.

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What is it? Seafoam Fighter is a game where you have to infiltrate.

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Now, I bought... Get out of the way. Get out of the way because he played GTA at my house not long ago. He just walks around with his car. He doesn't even turn people over. I love that. He doesn't kill them. I like to ride in GTA. He doesn't kill them. I like to ride in GTA.

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The last one, the last one.

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No, we're talking about FPS, subjective games and everything. But it looked good, didn't it? Yes, it's good, it's good, it's good. Catastrophic. Trust me, it's good, it's good. I have it. Do you have it? I have it for free. But it's good, isn't it? I haven't played it. It's a bit disappointing.

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That said, remember Robocop, the particularity is that we do not see the three quarters of his face.

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They're really... I saw La Bonne Annonce, which I thought was very cool. It made me want to see the docu. And in La Bonne Annonce, what I liked, it's that you feel this friendship between the two. And in fact, there's a thing where Will Ferrell doesn't refuse potash jokes. And that, I found that...

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You know, but it's already from another level than Prison Breaker.

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Tout se passe très bien et j'adore être là-bas. On dirait un ASMR artist. Bonjour la semoule.

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Isn't he the prince of the Lascar?

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But... Being someone who regularly gets sausages No one is beautiful I remember one of the funniest stories you made It was on the Loot Wall Street, where someone told you you look like... It wasn't DiCaprio, it was the guy next to me A guy sends me a video and he says, damn, there's an air

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I know it's almost the end of the show, but can you give me your ugly Sozi and your Sozibo? I don't have a Sozibo.

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And you JB? I really have two differences.

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Yes, that's what the sheriff of Stranger Things often told me. But at the time, when I was really thin in Montreal, I had 25-30 kilos less at the time. Believe it or not, but my Sozibo, when I worked at Videoclub, we often said it was Bradley Cooper. Believe it or not !

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Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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So I eat this semoule, we go back to the hotel the next day, and then I wake up, and you know, when you wake up, you have a bit of a nebulous view, you see a bit blurry. And so I look at my arm, and I have the impression that I have some semoule on my arm, so I try to remove it like that, and finally I can't remove it.

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When I was young, they said Michael Youn, Big BD, there were things that came. I see them all. Stop, stop, stop. Michael Youn, I see what you mean. Stop, stop, stop.

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Yeah, that's it. There's TFTC, the podcast, and there are podcasts where we focus on a film and we get a lot of types of guests. It goes from Boulaya recently to Red Akateb. Recently, it was Red Akateb. To demonstrate company with Red Akateb. Exactly, going through Jeff Nichols, Daniel Thompson.

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So, in fact, the idea is really to have people to talk about cinema, but from really diverse and varied horizons. And we're happy with Adrien, we're almost, not the parents, but we're the first to have made TFTC, the podcast. You were there. Very, very far. It was far, far, far. We took a bridge and walked. By the way Flo, you're the first guest to come twice to the podcast.

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I came under the name Floatcast and I came under the name Floatcast and Solo. Because each time it's a different guest. And besides that, one day we said to ourselves why not do a podcast. There was an episode, the guest was Floatcast and there was no me.

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And it happened like that. At first, we were among ourselves. Then, after, people came. Flo came, Léo... And we're probably going to do one with Adrien soon, who wants to shit, he has little notes. He wants to shit, he wants to shit.

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Obviously, we're not going to shit on stuff like, for example, we don't like war. No, it's not... It's a bit like Larry David, the podcast.

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And so Mehdi and my partner in this potchias, he brings a little different counterweight.

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And it turns out that it's not semoule, but it's a clock, in relief, quite big, transparent.

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No, but sometimes we mess up the bakeries. It's that one.

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Adrien, La Bonne Auberge au Grand Rex. C'est quand déjà ? J'ai oublié la date. Oui, oui.

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And I'm like, what the hell is this? And I look inside the clock, and it grunts like little spiders. Oh, the bastard! It grunts like little spiders. Oh, the bastard. Trigger warning, so... And at that moment, I don't know anymore, I must be 13, 14 years old, and I'm stressed, I call my mother, what's going on, etc.

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I see you don't give a fuck about my nerd stuff! If you have a date with a girl and you tell her you're a genasi of fire...

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You know what happened to me?

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That's incredible.

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Eddie Maizy told me a great story recently. Basically, he did Fort Boyard, And one of the guys who works for Fort Boyard went to see him and said, damn I love what you do. So Mehdi Meizi was like, ah so cool and all. Yeah, it's so funny when you shit on stuff. And in fact, he thought it was Mehdi.

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And then we go to see the guy from the hotel who says we have to take him to the hospital in Dakar and all that stuff to open it because otherwise it can get infected and all that. And so they opened it for me with all the pus and the little spiders that were coming out. And I still have a scar. There is the proof. There is the proof. There is the proof. There is the proof. There is the proof.

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There is the proof. There is the proof.

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There is the proof.

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Oui, c'est ça. Vous connaissez la légende sur les avions. C'est qu'on a le droit de péter parce qu'on n'entend pas et ça ne sent pas d'ailleurs.

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Oh well I think that... They spotted him.

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No. Never in my life. Me, alive. I'd rather die. I have a question that may surprise you, or shock you. But who has ever had this fantasy of doing it in the toilets of the plane? Not fart, make love. Make love. We talked about it.

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And not at all, on the contrary. Yeah, no, it's true. It disgusts me. It's boring, in fact. You don't want that.

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Okay. That adds a little something, that adds a little something. I zapped, I admit. Can you ask me a question, Adrien? Go ahead. Because Adrien is an aficionado of murders, obviously. Well, be careful. No, it's racism. That's why there's racism first, and underneath, there are murders. Of all the shows you've listened to, what is the story that terrified you the most?

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There was a terrifying story in Brazil a year ago, there was a girl, because you know... Péter, c'est pas beau gosse.

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Péter, c'est pas beau gosse ? Non, c'est pas beau gosse. Ok, ok, ok.

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Le gros routeur cherche une petite go. En tout cas, vous en avez conscience. Une meuf avait fait exprès de ne pas péter pendant toute une journée, elle en est morte. C'est l'info que je vous donne. C'est officiel. Ça sort d'où, ça ? Ça sort de Yahoo. Ouais, ouais.