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Il s'agit du flot de cast.
Florent Bernard. Adrien.
Bravo, bravo. As usual, I'm with Adrien Meignel. Adrien Meignel, how are you? I'm fine. You laughed at the end and I almost didn't want to start again. We're not going to be too perfectionist, it was great. How are you? I'm fine. Since yesterday that we met. Oh, so you... Oh, he's throwing the... Well, the backstage. We're transparent. Yeah.
Nos invités du jour sont tout simplement celles qui vont nous pousser dans la tombe. Dans un épisode où nous ne comprendrons pas certains de leurs mots et elles ne comprendront pas certaines de nos références. Et est-ce que c'est pas ça qui sera merveilleux ? Un monde où un sassy Mitterrand qui slay comme Aznavour en mode Brad Summer. La rencontre Floodcast et Hot Girls Only.
Un véritable squat goal, selon moi. C'est Louise et Chloé de Hot Girls Only.
Welcome ! Thank you for the invitation !
It's so nice to meet you ! We're so happy ! We see podcasts coming like this and we're really the old ones ! It's good this new generation ! We really become the big heads now ! It's a bit like the big heads, our game, we become them ! It's us, literally ! We're happy to meet you, it's so cool ! To explain a little bit the concept of the show, even if I think that Louise, you know a little bit !
Well, I'm an old woman, I've been here since the beginning. I listen to music with my dad, it's great.
Oh, that's great. Same thing, in the grave, directly. She has merch.
Yes, I have all the merch.
It's going to be a pleasure, thank you very much. Of course. It gives you strength. To explain a little bit the concept for you, Chloé, who knows me. Basically, it's a game around a bit of unusual news from the world. You don't have to hesitate to ask a lot of questions. And it's a kind of quiz to bring discussions, quite simply.
Par exemple, si je vous demande, pardon, que va commercialiser Pizza Hut pour les fêtes de Noël ? Alors, est-ce que c'est une pizza ? Ce n'est pas une pizza.
Une boule de Noël. Pas une boule de Noël. C'est une boîte.
Pas une boîte. Est-ce que ça se mange ? Alors, ça ne se mange pas.
Chaussettes. Pas chaussettes. Est-ce que c'est un service ?
Ça, c'est McDo qui se fait des thunes en or avec ça. Des thunes en or. Des thunes en or. The number of people who play with McDonald's socks... Ah, in the Happy Meal? I don't know what it is.
In addition, it's 4 euros in Happy Meal. No, now it's going up.
There are socks in the Happy Meal?
Well, your burger, you have to buy it.
They are more boring now. No, no, it's for Christmas. Often, yes, they put socks. You put three. But you know, like the Coca-Cola glasses. You put 3, 4 euros more. I'm not in this game, me. No, excuse me, damn it. I harvest my own vegetables. No, no, but for the Coca-Cola glasses at McDonald's, you mean?
Yes, at one time. Ah, yes, okay. McDonald's, it's been a long time.
All the students, all the students. In any case, I know that all my dishes were Coca-Cola glasses from McDonald's. Ah, yes. Ah, yes. Ah, well, I don't know. At the time, you were making your own glasses.
With cooked earth.
I was blowing my own glass. So no, it's not socks.
Is it a trick? No, not a trick. A trick that you find.
We're together, really. An episode of baffling.
A trick that happens in the restaurant when you order. Is it a service?
So it's not a service, it's really a... An object.
A tangible. It's not really an object either. It looks like a prout. No.
Well, sorry. I liked it. He loved it. No, but in fact, the logic was implacable. Not really an object.
For me, it's...
No, in fact, you asked if it was a food. I answered no. A drink! A drink.
It's kind of eggnog.
What's eggnog?
It's a Christmas drink based on milk and alcohol, I think. And eggs. And eggs too.
Oh yeah, I didn't know. No, so it's not an eggnog.
Chocolat chaud. No.
No, no, go ahead. Is it a pizza flavored drink?
Milkshake, like in the new fighters.
Macro milkshake, disgusting. A soda with pizza? Pepperoni? Worse, maybe worse. Cheese? Not cheese, no, it's a drink. Crout? It's a drink, not crout. No, crout. Ah, sorry. I alternated, I alternated.
Ah, j'ai deux facettes, hein, pour me choper. Attention. Non, c'est une boisson, imaginez. À la sauce tomate. Alors, c'est à la sauce tomate, c'est même à la pizza. Eux, vraiment, ils le vendent comme ça. C'est du gazpacho. C'est mon enfer, en fait.
C'est une boisson pizza, en fait. C'est genre un gazpacho où ils mettent les ingrédients de la pizza. C'est pas un gazpacho. C'est à la tomate, tu dis ? C'est à la tomate.
C'est genre un Bloody Mary, genre ?
Tu te rapproches plus qu'un soda ? Je pense pas qu'ils vendent de l'alcool. Bah si, si. C'est une bière à la tomate ?
Non, pas une bière.
Du vin à la tomate ? Tout simplement, du vin à la tomate.
Il remplace le raisin par la tomate ? C'est de la tomate fermentée, genre ?
First of all, they say Pizza Hut reinvents the classic pizza and wine duo. I didn't know it was a duo.
Maybe it's in Italy. Racist. I'm Italian.
And you don't drink wine with your pizzas? You can debunk it.
I hate my pizza in my mouth. A real Italian does that normally.
No, it doesn't speak to you.
The Italian in my family was my grandmother and she died before I was born. So, shame.
Well, imagine, they have Pizza Hut in partnership with a family vineyard based in Kansas, which is the country of wine in America. This pizza wine promises to capture the essence of a slice of pizza in each sip. So that's good, it tastes like pizza a bit. Yes, that's it. This innovative wine, not sure, is made from ripe tomatoes, natural basil and a subtle mixture of herbs and spices.
A few grilled chain notes come to complete this aromatic profile, evoking the crust, we come back to it, golden from a perfectly cooked pizza served fresh. This wine presents characteristics similar to that of a white wine, offering a refreshing and audacious tasting experience.
There are too many phrases, that means it's really disgusting, I'm sure it's disgusting.
It doesn't make me want to at all.
Is it in France ?
Well, they're talking about States. They have everything, we don't have anything.
For the moment, I want to leave them.
Yeah, that's it. But Pizza Hut, I've always found that... Well, first, it took... Excuse me. The price of pizza at Pizza Hut... It went up? Oh, it went up. It went up. It costs a lot of pizza. I don't know what happened. And now, there's wine. And it's the last place where you want to buy wine, it's Pizza Hut.
And the last ingredient...
In addition, if you buy wine, the last ingredient you want is tomato. You want a bunch of grapes. Is there tomato in my wine? Yes, do they make you taste it?
No, it's good. He opens the canette.
It's beef heart tomato. We will stay in the drinks a little disgusting. What drink in particular is on the point of being marketed in Japan? So, is it... It's followed by a TikTok trend.
I know there's... Wait, can you repeat?
Of course. What drink, how particular, is on the point of being marketed in Japan?
How particular?
Yes, very particular.
Okay.
Very, very particular.
I didn't know that expression.
Yeah, you know, I... I don't even know the language of Molière. Le mec bafouille tous les trois mots. Est-ce que c'est encore un truc bizarre aromatisé à une partie du corps ou un truc comme ça ? Alors, pas une partie du corps. Mais une sécrétion ? Pas non, pas du tout. Non, mais... Oui, tu découvres le flotcast, ça peut arriver. Non, mais ça arrive.
Non, mais tu sais, les parfums genre goop... Rappelle-toi Guineve Paltrow, il avait fait une bougie gouchotte. Oui, non, odeur.
Et apparemment, l'odeur était vraiment... C'était juste genre fleur. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I want to give that to a little pet that I want to call Bougie Gouchat.
Bougie Gouchat.
I ate a Bougie Gouchat this morning. At my therapist's. You put two or three Bougie Gouchat for the aperitif. It's not a part of the body, it's not a secretion. But it has something to do with the body.
You have the impression that you feel it. No, not at all. I'm attached to the body.
No, no, let me get away from the body. It's a bit like the wine to the pizza. It's a mixture where you say to yourself, oh, well, why do I have to do this?
Is it a taste specific to Japan?
That's exactly what I was going to ask.
No, no, no, it's really... In Japan, they like to do things like, in quotes, American, except that there's not at all that in America.
But you put your finger on a very good track. We're in this kind of thing. Is it in relation to their tradition of taking KFC for Christmas or I don't know what? Fried chicken. No, it's not that.
Okay.
I discovered that I shared a tradition with them without knowing it. Because I was doing KFC. It was in the New Year, not Christmas.
Without knowing it, really.
After, like you, it was at a time every day, inevitably, at some point, it fell on the New Year. It's true, it's true.
Hot dog.
Not hot dog.
Hamburger.
But we're getting closer.
It's not an entire dish.
It's not an entire dish.
Un steak.
Pas un steak.
Un soda.
Pas un soda. Attends, c'est aromatiser un truc typiquement américain ? Non, non, pas typiquement américain. Pas genre, en tout cas, un burger ou quelque chose d'aussi. Non, mais... Mais on en trouve beaucoup aux Etats-Unis et en France, en France. Des pickles. Pas des pickles.
C'est un soda ?
C'est pas un soda. Another alcohol? Not an alcohol, not a syrup, but we're getting closer. We're on something rather liquid. Yeah, a juice. Not a juice. Wait, wait, wait. I don't know what we're talking about. Of what we're looking for, of what mixes.
Not maple syrup, of what mixes.
A drink is liquid in this way. It's true, but the ingredient to create the drink is also liquid. Yes, but the drink itself. It is liquid.
But is it a soda?
Is it a soda, the drink?
Is it a soda or not?
It's not a soda. It's a juice. Ah, with ketchup.
Yes.
Oh, that's so cute. Mayo.
Disgusting. I want to puke. It's a little... I'm a little tempted. But it's a little eggnog. A thing based on... Duff.
Ah !
Tu n'auras que ça dans ta tête. Oui, il a fait le pari audacieux de commercialiser une boisson à la mayonnaise baptisée Nomu Mayo. Cette innovation se décrit comme une boisson fraîche que les fanatiques de mayo attendaient depuis longtemps.
Oui, je ne pense pas. Les manifestations.
Oui, on les sous-estimait, les fanatiques de mayo, mais ça fait 20 ans qu'ils gueulent. Vendu au prix de 198 yens, environ 1,30€, pour 200ml de boisson, elle ne semble pourtant pas faire l'unanimité.
Selon le média britannique The Independent, la commercialisation de cette boisson serait pour le moment en phase de test sous le hashtag drinkable mayo sur TikTok, soit mayo à boire, au fil des mines écœurées. Nul besoin de parler japonais pour comprendre que la boisson ne séduit pas.
En fait, ils ont eu l'idée parce que c'est une traîne qui a pris de la place sur TikTok, visiblement, et où les gens justement n'aimaient pas ça. Et ils se sont dit... Let's commercialize it. Nobody likes it.
Let's go. They didn't understand.
But I think their goal is to make it good, precisely. And to say, look, we made the delicious version so that maybe even people take back the trend by saying, I tasted a real drink with mayo taste. I put myself in the head of a pubard. It means that the TikTok trend, it was people who made themselves a mayo drink and drank it. That's it. And said, it's not good. That's it.
Look at this dope. Surprising. The best way to... Go ahead, sorry.
No, I beg you. The best way to describe its taste, it would be a mayonnaise that has turned, drowned in water and mixed with vinegar.
Does it make you want to or not? I thought it was not possible to make worse than the tomato wine, but apparently... You make the show and sponsor episodes to say, frankly, look, not so bad anyway.
What is the craziest thing you've eaten?
Manger.
Manger ou bu. Enfin, une espèce d'expérience culinaire. Ça peut être aussi pendant de sombres années étudiantes. Moi, par exemple, j'étais le roi de la pizza au micro-ondes, qui est assez catastrophique. Attends. De quoi, pizza au micro-ondes ? Une pizza... Surgelée ? Pas surgelée. Celles qui sont au rayon frais, justement. Ah, ouais.
Oui, mais...
So it's okay, but it's not crazy.
It's a mix of cold and hot. You never have the perfect thing. A little Sodebo can't be delicious. But first, the microwave is too small. So me, it was folded up strangely. It was a bit of a thing. It didn't turn. It didn't turn because it explains why it was hot and cold. But I asked myself the question, tell me, it's dangerous. I said to myself, but if it's not mandatory that it turns?
For me, I'm no longer a student.
I make a living, I don't have a microwave that turns.
The shame.
To be reimbursed.
Wait, how is that? Basically, it doesn't turn?
Yeah.
Maybe it's the very expensive ones that don't turn, right?
Yeah, maybe.
It's the kitchen that turns.
I'm extremely rich, my kitchen turns.
But I wonder what it's for, that it turns, actually.
It's waves.
It's not like, oh no, I fell to the side. It's waves, right?
It's for the distribution of heat, right?
Yeah, but how does it work with waves? Yeah, but I don't know. It's the waves, actually, because the principle, I may be saying a bullshit, but it seems to me... Anyway, don't hesitate to send me DMs to answer Adrien. I think Adrien is wrong. It's the waves that agitate the water molecules and, as a result, it creates heat, in fact. It makes the thing heat up.
Yeah, but it's not... But, as a result, the waves, you know, I don't know. You're epicurious, in fact, you. A little. You've never been greedy. No, I don't know. What did you say, Chloé ?
I said, how do you say even? Ah, spread, well spread. Yeah, it's not spread. I don't know. That's why you have to tweak from time to time. I don't know, I don't know.
No, but at the end, in height, you see, I notice that it's often cold at the bottom and hot, but... Ah, well, I have a little, a thing that overshadows.
Maybe that's why it doesn't turn. I don't even know how to use it every time, it's a mess.
For an app, actually.
It's true that it's tactile. That doesn't mean anything. It costs 8,000 euros. It's rich language, that's good. I can't take it anymore.
No, Adrien, you, in your little research, because you're an explorer. Yeah, but it's not crazy stuff. I don't know, just something that marked you.
Ah, Chloé, you have something. I have something that I ate a lot when I was younger. I think it's Asian flavors, maybe they're seen weird here. But I made a toast, a slice of cheese, you know, the very plastic cheeses there, from the supermarket, and sugar.
Yeah, but I can understand. But I've always had a lot of respect for these mixes. For the people who found their own recipe.
But I didn't invent it. I think it's a thing that's done, or my mother invented it, I don't know. But I ate a lot of that, it was my taste, like, often.
But I think it's cool. I felt a little bad about having the BN package of everyone, you know. J'étais allé chez des copains qui avaient justement que sa mère mettait genre une tranche de brie sur une tranche de truc. Ah ouais.
Oh là là. Oui, oui.
En même temps, t'as critiqué la dernière fois la mère qui... J'ai critiqué, qui mettait... Alors ça, dites-moi si vous êtes dans ma team. J'ai critiqué une mère que je salue quand même. J'espère qu'elle ne m'en a pas voulu. Qui faisait des tartines de beurre sur laquelle elle saupoudrait du Nesquik en poudre.
It's classic, it's delicious.
Especially if you put it in the microwave and it melts. I've never tested the microwave. I put it directly and it made me cough, for example. It's two schools.
We like, we hate, I have the impression. It made me cough. Yeah, it made me too bad. We did the cinnamon challenge, it was really disgusting. What is it? It's a big spoon of cinnamon powder in your mouth and you have to swallow it. And not cough, that's it. We also did something citric acid.
Yeah, but that's a challenge, it's not like... Yeah, but it's a real thing.
But it's a real thing that you've tested.
After, in the challenge patch, I was in Oasis Tropical Vodka mode and that was awful. Oh yeah. It disgusted me in the audio already. No, it's horrible.
I just believed it.
A real trauma.
You've never eaten insects and stuff?
I've never done it, but... We could have, but I was too young and I don't think it was possible. You didn't have that in China? I was too young.
You mean in China, when you were 20?
19?
How old were you? I was just in my room. You lived in China? No, I lived in China for 3 months when I was 20. But I was sad, so I was in my room. Not in the mood to eat insects. Come on, I'm going to go out and eat a little insect.
Come on, get back to eating insects. No, I don't have the courage.
La cerise sur mon gâteau, vraiment.
No, because I have the memory, my brother lived there for a year and when we went to see him in the markets, there were a lot of scorpions, things like that, to eat.
You had to go to the markets.
But you're curious, anyway, in terms of culinary? Do you like to discover new things or are you more...
I can taste it, except if I know I hate it. For example, the banana, I really hate it.
Oh yeah? Sorry, excuse me, I was shocked.
It's my favorite fruit.
It's the fruit that makes the unanimity, I have the feeling.
There are so many things like that that I don't like so much, but I would love to love it so much. The banana is so good, it's the best fruit. There's an opércule, please. That's it, there's an integrated packaging, it's crazy. Exactly.
Yeah.
My two passions, food and laughter.
Yeah, but you loved plant bananas.
Yeah, yeah, but... When she didn't know she was eating bananas.
Yeah, I almost burped the next day. It was tough.
When you knew.
I ate, I was like, but it's delicious. Ah, so it's psychological, in fact.
Yeah, completely. You have to do some ND, in fact.
No, but it's not really the same taste.
Yes, it's true. And in addition, it's usually cooked banana plantain.
It's a gratin.
And at the same time, for me, the banana is my favorite fruit. Why does it disgust me so much when there are little bits of stuff a little blackish? You know, like the... We come back, you're a baby. But I'm a baby. There's no problem. The last time I drank, I bought orange juice, I drank at breakfast and in fact it was with octopus. I was really a baby. I was like, oh no, there are girls.
You ran around in your kitchen. I cried in front of my girlfriend. You were going to say my mother.
Of course.
It was better. I cried in her skirts, that's all. No, I don't know if I've eaten really weird things. We had a debate yesterday with Adrien, because he took us to a vegan restaurant. How is it, Isabelle? Very good, by the way. Mopa? Mopa, I think, something like that. Delicious. And there's still something, because I can eat vegan without any problem, I think it's pretty good.
But I don't understand why vegan restaurants feel obliged to not put... that all drinks should also be a little vegetal, bobo, a little bit. Basically, there's no coca, there's no perrier, no, but there's no drink, let's say, standard, you know. Basically, it's alternative colas. Conservative colas, zero. Plus, it makes them mad. It makes me mad.
I take a step towards vegan food, which doesn't need me, but I would like it to take a step towards me and that these restaurants don't do this to me, because it's very rare. It's true, once, I remember, that we had made a restaurant together and that they had original drinks, just the basics. But otherwise, they only offer alternative versions. And that surprises me. Why?
Because they know their customers. It's true.
Or maybe it's just not mainstream enough and there's no vegan mainstream where they can put this kind of drink.
Or maybe there's something in these drinks that they don't respect.
After all, Coca-Cola, it's a big corporation. It's in that vibe, I think. Yes, you're right.
It's not like that. That said, the word was called conservative cola. No, it was community cola.
It was the opposite. The community.
It was Le Pen cola. I drank a Le Pen light. I don't know what it was. An internet site called Moneyvox, which is basically a kind of money hallucination. I discovered this thing. What do you say? You say, oh, the yen, four stars. No, there are a lot of articles on money in general, I can't tell you better, on how much things cost, stock market, no but I swear I discovered this thing.
Probably written by an IA, it's the whole site. In short, they estimated the ideal sum to spend for something, and the ideal sum is 10 euros, and I ask you, what is this something? 10 euros, is it regular, is it 10 euros a day? It's not a regular thing. A secret Santa. Not a secret Santa. But you're looking in the right places. So it's a one-shot thing.
It's a thing where everyone puts a little bit of what they want.
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in the canyons, because you can put your name or you don't have to.
Ah yes, because the gendarmes, they have to know who gave. But why? Maybe not. Well yes, because otherwise we have to go and contact the people who have not paid, like you didn't pay for the canyons, you didn't participate.
Generally, you make a global message where you say, the people who have not paid, pay. You're not going to look for each person individually, are you? It depends.
No, because I put my name and I pay.
No, but when it's you who organize.
I never do that. No, it's true. It's more a message.
Those who have not paid, don't forget.
The cage is still open. The cage is still open, don't hesitate.
It's tonight that it ends. I don't have Lydia anymore, I realize that everyone uses Lydia.
But it has changed, it's like Sumeria or something like that, it's super boring. But Lydia still exists, that's what I don't understand.
In fact, I think Lydia is now a bank app, and Sumeria is the old Lydia. Sumeria is to make money, give money to your friends and everything.
It's super boring.
It's confusing. I don't understand why they didn't say Sumeria is the new app, why they really did a switcheroo.
Stop it.
As you go. And so yes, a thing where we put in general 10 euros. What is it? And it goes a little with the... The little mouse. Not the little mouse. It goes with the period of the year that we come to know. The etrennes. Not the etrennes.
What is the etrenne? A gift for the beautiful parents.
When you have a guardian, every year you are supposed to give him more than 10 euros. Yes, it's more than 10 euros. And you with your rich micro-ondes. By the way, you have to give the micro-ondes to the Bitcoin.
He says, hey, hey, hey. I don't turn, I don't turn.
But I learned the concept of that last year. And fortunately, just in time, because otherwise, apparently, you were hated in your building.
Now, she makes hugs to her guardian, that's to tell you.
Wow. It's important to have good relationships. We'll come back to that. We'll come back to that later.
I love it. I love my guardian too, she's extremely efficient. Me too. And before, I was a bit of a pain in the ass about the building.
I thought you were going to say the king.
The king. I was holding on to what I was called like that. Your little words to say to fold the cards, you were signing the king? I don't think I was putting a crown on my head for nothing. At least you could call me the king. Hence the title of your film. Yes, that's it. No, but I was a little reluctant because my partner receives a lot of things from her work in parcels and things like that.
And we have an influencer who joined the building. And then my guardian, she crumbles under the table. She receives H24 boxes of things. It's huge. It's true. The last time I went to her house to pick up a piece of paper, I open it and I really see five pieces. She had become a... What do you call it? A world's relay. A big big up to my guardian.
She doesn't know what I do in my life, so she obviously won't listen to this show. I also allowed your neighbors to put a little kick in their payasons. They put it in the middle of the road. It pissed me off yesterday. And then I said, no. You're going to turn it over? No, I put it... They received a huge paillasson from a brand with which they collaborate, I imagine.
Ah, the influencer neighbors? Yeah.
And the paillasson takes three quarters of their floor. And then they put their old paillasson, instead of putting it in their house, they put it in the middle of the road. Yes, very weird. Like it's the encumbrance.
That's it.
Big shit. I put it back at home.
It pissed me off.
Listen, they don't make any noise, so I salute them anyway. As long as a neighbor doesn't make any noise, I appreciate it. He can do what he wants. Attention, attention. Not because he's on reserve.
The cards are well arranged.
The cards themselves. Well folded. So no, it's 10 euros. 10 euros, that's to buy something? Absolutely. We give what we want, normally, but the Moneyvox survey says it's good to give 10 euros.
Is it like a donation?
It's a kind of donation. Is it the hat at the end of the show? Of stand-up and all?
Ah, no, the Christmas singers there. Ah yes, the Christmas carols.
We're getting closer. Les Pères Noël ? Pas les Pères Noël. Les livreurs ? Ah non, les calendriers donnés pour les pompiers.
Les pompiers.
Les calendriers des pompiers.
Ah, j'ai donné ! T'as donné combien ?
30 euros. Au-dessus, bien au-dessus de Moneybox.
Mais je savais pas ce truc et j'avais trop peur. Et du coup, j'ai pas osé ouvrir la porte, donc je lui ai glissé. I was like, yes, what is it? Who is it for? And I slipped on the board. I was so scared it was a scam.
And he slipped the calendar?
No, I didn't have a calendar. He took my money and left.
Except it wasn't a scam. There's another one that didn't open. It's your nice guardian who took your finger. No, it's the firefighters. You have to give 10 euros for the firefighters. 10 euros? 10 euros. Yeah, but wait, who writes that? The firefighters. No, but I'm not sure, because 10 euros, it doesn't seem huge to me. After, be careful, the firefighters' calendars, it's not 8-bar stuff either.
It's small. You don't buy it for the calendar, you buy it to give them money.
Ah, but I saw that on TikTok, there is an American who lives in Paris, who bought this. He gave only 2 euros already.
Ah, he's wrong.
An American.
He doesn't know, he doesn't know. Well, for them, for drinking, they usually give a lot. Yeah, but it's weird. To drink, there are people who come to your house. But even I find it weird.
I come to look for my drink. And he does the TikTok and it's like... Pay attention to this scam in Paris. And he bought it. I thought he was going to say, hell yeah, I want the firefighters calendar. And in fact, he thought it was going to be in the stadium. And he didn't say anything.
He was like, what is that? He wanted people naked. He gave two euros. What a big shit. I admit, I admit.
It's the internet that ruined everything with that.
At least 50, please.
Surtout si on voit leurs pieds Si on voit leurs pieds c'est au moins 50 euros Moi j'avais un ami pompier de Paris attention Ils étaient beaux ?
Pas si beaux mais barraques Ah ouais putain Moi j'ai un cousin pompier de Paris Y'a une caserne là où ils ouvrent la grande porte Et ils s'entraînent comme ça devant genre du lustre Ils te regardent gros eye contact Ah ah ah
Si t'as donné moins de 10 euros, ils te regardent même pas. Il y a un QR code, ils se casent, ils te regardent même pas. Mais ils n'éteignent pas ton feu. Si t'as un incendie et que t'as pas d'oeil, ils font « Ah bah alors, 2 euros ?
» Ils te montent tes abdos de loin, comme ça.
Donc si on part du principe que le prix d'achat d'un calendrier était estimé entre 2 et 3 euros, de leur côté, parce qu'en fait, ils achètent des calendriers qui pimpent eux-mêmes, tu vois, qui pompent pieds, même. Mais non, mais attends, ils pimpent rien du tout. Ah, peut-être que je confonds avec le calendrier de la Poste à l'époque. I don't know, I admit it. But Chaton, it was more the post.
I think there was.
There was a mix of TikTok that I saw.
I think I didn't receive it. You do a little what you want. I'm sure there are firefighters to raise the money that we make, for example, the photos of the stadium.
I'm sure of it.
It would sell a lot more.
But you don't do that individually as a firefighter. You do your calendar all by yourself. It's like a service of, I don't know... No, there are some who organize for themselves.
It's a bit of the year, you know.
Yes, but there's an entity that organizes that, right? The firemen, the fire chief.
I wonder if it's not every fire station that does that.
The fireman's wife who says, I'm a photographer, I sell motorcycles, guys.
She does that every year. But by the way, could we maybe tell the firemen to stop selling other things? What are we doing with a calendar? Who uses it? Who uses the calendar except the old ones? The old ones, it's too small for them. Yeah, that's true. They need to find another object.
I'm not talking about the good stuff. For me, it was the eboueurs.
Ah, yes! Wait.
Does it exist? I got scammed.
No, no, the eboueurs... Except if you say, we're going to put out the fire at your place. But they also sell calendars, because you have to stop at some point. No, it's too much. At some point, there's the post office, the eboueurs and the firemen who sell calendars. And the forecast next week against 25 euros.
And the stadium gods.
And the stadium gods. No, the calendars, there's a bias. When I go to the FNAC, often, you have 200 calendars of Marvel. Calendars of the past? No, normal calendars. Oh no, normal calendars.
I can't believe it. It's giants. Yes, it's big stuff. Yes, it's true.
But it's still... Well, the calendar is always with... No, but technology didn't replace the calendar, Mr. Meunier.
Of course not.
Not at all. Of course not. Also. No, no, we have a lot, a lot.
There are sad children who don't have a phone.
That's true.
We made our own calendars with my school.
No, I swear. No, no, no. It's not a joke. No, no, no. Loser.
No, we pimped, we had our stuff upstairs and you made a drawing. I remember, at primary school, we had the calendar.
No, but that's cool. And it was for school. At primary school, I don't know.
But no, but you know, at primary school, yes, but now, who uses a calendar? Me, I use a calendar.
I'll remind you, I have a paper agenda. Yes, but you, you annoy me.
Sorry, hello? You annoy me. So yes, in addition to collecting funds for their associations, these calendars aim to disseminate the image of the firefighters and to convey their values, says the Mutuelle Nationale des Sapeurs-Pompiers. So maybe it's organized by the Mutuelle Nationale des Sapeurs-Pompiers.
For me, it was a bit like every barracks that decided, it's sure that there are firefighters who are there, like, yeah, the photos, it's not my thing. Because my memory is that they were taken in front of their barracks, in front of the truck, you know.
On the pole there.
But why do they need money, is that the thing? It's not taxes. Why do you have taxes there? I don't know, is it because they don't have enough subsidies or what? Well, it's a mystery, I don't know. It's not very well paid here.
There's a lot of work, I don't know.
France still has some values, Adrien. Can we still keep them? What I mean is that it's a tradition that has lasted for decades.
Yes, that's true.
It's not even like Macron. These people have never had enough money. Yes, obviously.
Not the impression that you're cocky. It's a scam for me. It's my friend's law.
Hey, I'm kidding. Of course, we greet our friends.
Soldiers of the fire. I give.
But I don't take the calendar, by the way. Yes, that's me too. I do that. And maybe that's why they keep giving calendars. Because they say to themselves, no one is going to take them. And so it costs us nothing.
They have three of them, in fact, every time. Yeah, that's right.
You want it. They only have one in their hands. If you take it, you have to... Ah, shit. I don't have any more. I don't know if you've already given for Wikipedia. Ah. I gave... Adrien is one of the few people who give to Wizz Air.
But it's great!
Yeah, well, I think it's so... Well, good that it exists and all. But on the other hand, you give once, the emails they send, you have the impression that they're going to go crazy. They're like, unfortunately, it's the death in the soul that I have to ask you again. And you're like, come on, calm down, anyway. Sometimes it's like, maybe it's the last email I send. I'm on the edge of the window.
And since I didn't take the calendar, they won't come. It's the opposite of Duolingo, where they threaten you, like, do it, do it, do it, come back, come back.
They're sadder. Duolingo, I don't have that. But then, the media slaughter of Duolingo, how did it work on me ?
As soon as I see something cool, I do it. So I want to test it. I'm really a pigeon, I think that's the term. No, it's a chouette.
Come on, come on, come on.
That's for you in three years, okay? Enjoy, enjoy while you're cool. No, but for me, it's funny, it's the opposite effect on me. I tell myself, if they need to do so much advertising, it's because it doesn't have to be so good. No, I understand, but you don't have the excitement to test it. But my brain tells me that there should be a less mediatized alternative, better.
Every time I think that.
Like Babel. Paypal, huh? It happened, I remind you.
We did some advertising for them in pre-roll.
But you, you're not that sensitive to advertising a little bit? Or like Adrien, it's rather the opposite? When a lot of people tell me, I want to test. I get caught up in things, pubs, Instagram and everything. Of course, Adrien.
Well, on that, it's a bit like... It's too... It's too large-scale. At first, I thought it was funny because it was a bit like Loki. It was funny, it was very funny. But now, it's like, everyone knows it. You're talking about Duolingo? Yeah, Duolingo, a huge worldwide joke. And now, I'm like... I liked it when I was the only one to know.
No, but it was funny and it was like, oh, the GM of the Gen Z and all, except that now all corporations do that and serve too much. But no, I'm very sensitive to advertising. I don't have an example, but because we were talking about Pizza Hut, you make me a Pizza Hut in a movie, I'm going to order it.
With food, I have something like that. I see a photo dish, I want to eat it right away.
I'm the best customer of all these companies.
I go in conspiracy mode. It's my new podcast that I do in the morning. At the time, when I was young, I was watching Koh Lanta. And I had the impression that Koh Lanta was only ads for food. Delicious things. And suddenly, it really hit my brain. Isn't it the opposite ? No, precisely, the ad during Koh Lanta. It was a Koh Lanta where no one eats.
And the ad during Koh Lanta, it was Burger King, McDonald's, Quick. And then you're like, I think it's well expressed. You see them starving during all the missions. It's sure there's something in your brain that triggers, it's too good to eat.
You say that you too are hungry like them. But I have access to that, right? It's so cool.
It's like when you say I see a Pizza Hut in a movie. I think there's something a little like that. Not only do I see burgers that sweat. That's what's crazy in advertising, burgers sweat. And in the meantime, I see people starving. So yes, I think there's something that works on the brain. It's not proven at all, of course.
Do this podcast, okay?
It should work. Normally, yeah. You can maybe pass in front of Guillaume Play. Yeah, I'm like that. At least you would have the same audience. He would interview me, at least in a minute. What law is susceptible of passing in China soon concerning minors?
This TikTok thing there?
So I know. That already exists, right?
What is the TikTok thing?
Because I know maybe a little bit of that.
So basically, they have the right to TikTok only a certain number of hours a day.
So I don't have that on TikTok, I have that on phones in general. But maybe it's related to TikTok, I don't know, the article doesn't say it. But after imposing on young publishers the limits of screen time for Internet and video games, the Chinese administration of cyberspace, the CAC, Adrien, as you can see, is considering doing the same thing for smartphones.
The Internet regulator wants to establish a minor mode on phones. It's the answer, then. Yes, I give the answer. It would have been difficult to say, so it's not that.
Yes, of course.
which would force the under-16s to use their device only one hour a day, and double for the 16-18-year-olds. So when you grow up, you can use it. The minor mode will also send a notification preventing you from resting after 30 minutes of continuous use, and it will prohibit minors from launching applications between 22h and 6am if their parents don't rest.
But obviously, it's a filter that makes it work if, for example, they need to call the emergency services or things like that. And if we're adults, we can have access to this phone because it can totally serve us.
Like what? Dictatorship is not just about money.
I dream of that, a thing that stops you after 22 hours from launching stuff.
But which is not at home and which is not my mother.
And because there is a mode on the iPhone where you say you can reduce like only 45 minutes for such an app. In fact, you just have to deactivate the thing. Freewheel, I remove. In fact, you should be able to deactivate the mode only the next day, you know. When you deactivate it, they say it will be deactivated tomorrow, you know.
You'll never do it because... But it's sure there's something that exists like that, right?
I don't think so, no.
It's just things you can delete. I had that on my computer before, and I couldn't delete it. On some sites. For example, at the time, I used to use Facebook.
Yeah, but you delete the thing in question.
No. On the thing I had at the time, it was impossible.
My mother has this for my little brother, it's called Custodio. And in fact, you would have to have another... Or else, Florent does it on your phone. And you don't have... I mean, you don't read with Florent, I imagine. And bim!
More and more, but... No, but yes, you would have to have someone else and the password. It would work, but well...
C'est une appli que tu mets sur le tel de quelqu'un d'autre. Ouais. Ça infantilise un tout petit peu.
Le moment où tu commences à harceler le quelqu'un d'autre, en disant, allez, ça va, c'est comme un adulte. Sur le fixe, parce que t'as pas accès à ton portable. Tu tapes à sa porte. Non, je suis les éboueurs, ouvre-moi ! No, in fact, I just uninstalled Insta and it works. It works. And no particular lack? It's okay, it's okay. No, yeah. I installed a palliative, namely the Scrabble game.
And well, I love it. But then, I still spend a lot of time on my phone, but I'm not on Instagram either. I have Instagram, but I had already said that in the podcast, but I have it on the iPad. And then, I do a little bit in the evening, my social network thing. What are the applications you use the most on your phone? TikTok. TikTok, yeah. I'm really past TikTok, it's crazy.
But it's so good.
Yeah.
It's so shit, but it's so good too.
In fact, when it's... It's like McDonald's. It's a subject I also had with Pierre Lapin, that people know. I feel like you know how to use it. I feel like there are still people who don't know, and I'm one of them, because I'm one of those who... It's really that. It's that with your thumb. Ah, it's that ! Because I've been watching the same video for three days.
I was one of those people who said, I don't understand the algorithm, it shows things that I don't want to see. And you, like Pierre, I think your algorithm understood who you were. Totally.
But that's it. But even that's a little scary, because it's so shaped for us. But I think it's okay because our algorithm looks so much like us that we have cool information. But I think especially when you're younger, it can be super dangerous and you end up in absolutely horrible TikTok sites. But you only see that, so you're modeled like that. It's very scary.
For my little brother, I was too scared.
The masculinist pipeline.
We don't have that much. No, no, no.
But because you know how to use it. When you see that it's a thing that fascinates me. You have the reflex to say, if that's not for me, hop, I turn it off right away. You can even do that, it doesn't interest me. It's the step above. I was falling into a kind of... Ah, you mean it's the opposite, no? I have a theory that it's... They'll show it to you. I heard this theory.
The best is just to swipe. As fast as possible. If you click on not interested, it's like... You're a bit too ignorant to not be interested. Yeah, okay.
I got it as a theory, it's good, it's for me. But the problem too, is that sometimes when you can be a little tempted by the hate-watching, or you see a shitty thing and you say, yeah, well, every time, the comments, it's going to be only shits, and you're going to see, but suddenly the algorithm says, ah, it interests you, and then you only have shitty things. But that interests you.
Yeah, but no, but yes, but no. That and the fact that social networks have still evolved, not... But you see, even Instagram, I loved Instagram because I loved it. Even when the stories were really stories of everyday life, you know, people who really take pictures. I say anything, they go to McDonald's, they take pictures at McDonald's. At one time, it was a lot.
In any case, I had the impression that it was really that. And now it's just reels. In fact, it's a lot of TikTok and all. And that, me, even people that I like, friends, who now, because they have to fill up the showrooms or who have to, who release videos on YouTube, who post reels, reels, reels. And it's people I love, but... I don't follow them for that.
So I don't want to unfollow them because I love them and I don't want them to think that I like them less. That's not the case. But that's why I removed Insta. Because I'm like, at first, that's not what I was looking for. You almost have the desire for a Facebook. But... No, but in reality, I make this remark. On the one hand, I just want news from my friends. Yeah, that's it.
And not so much... After all the rest... There's the close friends. Yeah. Yeah, but it's close friends. It's like you, you give them... But you can't choose to see only that.
Yeah. You see stories, whatever. Well, I know that the green stuff, it always appears first. Ah, okay. I look at it in priori.
Yeah, yeah.
Et on peut muter les gens sur Insta très facilement. Et du coup, t'as juste les gens que t'as envie de voir. C'est ça.
Mais il y a quand même le Explorer qui revient tout le temps aussi. Moi, le piège, c'est les Reels, en fait. C'est ça, c'est ça, les vidéos. D'ailleurs, sur Android, j'ai pas d'Android malheureusement, mais il y a une version modifiée d'Insta où il n'y a pas les Reels. Et ça, je rêve d'avoir ça.
Dans ton fil d'actualité ?
Il n'y a pas de Reels du tout. Tu peux pas passer des heures parce qu'ils ont enlevé la fonctionnalité. Ah, c'est marrant.
Et ça, je rêve d'avoir ça. I didn't fall for it at all, in the reels.
Ah, because you have TikTok.
Yes, it's the same. TikTok is more funny. I feel like reels are more aesthetic.
Oh, there's everything, it's really hell.
It's horrible. Yes, there are especially TikTok replays in the reels.
There is that, and there is everything and anything, it's awful.
It's a poo bell.
Yes, that's it. It's that the percentage of interesting things is minimal. It's really like a gold digger, where you take only shit and after three hours, you have a nugget of gold and you say... Oh, I'll maybe find another one. And you go back three hours. And apparently, the comments of the Reels, they are, well, the community is much more hardcore.
Oh yeah? Yeah. Oh shit, I'm discovering this world.
And it also seems that we show you, the algo shows you in priority the comments that are in agreement with you, well, what it estimates to be. It seems, I saw that as a theory.
I'm, I'm,
It's possible. I'm not very convinced. We don't say any truth in this podcast. I've seen articles that say that, but I'm not convinced. Because when I see articles, I find that people say shit. So I don't agree with them. The opposite would be even more logical. There are comments to annoy you. You want to answer, so you want to... But maybe it's only on TikTok and not on Insta.
And on Insta, the Reels who say, tell me if you too. The calls to comment. I don't want to talk to you. I just want to watch a video. What are you used to with your phone? For example, do you have rituals in the morning or in the evening? Do you have this thing of...
C'est horrible. C'est honteux. Et moi j'entends de plus en plus parler de l'addiction au téléphone et c'est un truc qui revient dans ma tête de plus en plus et je me rends compte que je suis trop dessus.
Moi aussi c'est pour ça que j'ai... Mais t'as des moments quand même ?
Le matin je vais regarder parce que mon réveil est dessus. En fait je pense que je vais investir dans un réveil pour pouvoir le laisser en dehors de ma chambre parce que vraiment c'est un enfer. Mais ce que je me suis remis à la lecture, parce que j'adore ça, mais je le fais ça dans les transports. Je peux même plus le faire dans mon lit parce que le lit c'est genre le téléphone quoi.
Ouais, je comprends. C'est super chiant, ça prend tellement de temps.
I'm going to give you a little model of Radio Réveil that I bought a few weeks ago and that is excellent. I can even give it to her, since your girlfriend hates it. In fact, my girlfriend has... So I bought a Radio Réveil for this thing. And I kiss Inokstag, who has been very mocked. But me, mind you, he gave me a little... Well, not the thing to cut the phone. But your brain.
He gave me a brain.
You can see that I'm in Kaizen mode for a few weeks. No, but it's this thing of not taking him to the restaurant and not sleeping with him. I did this thing and I think it's cool to do it. So I bought a alarm clock and I love it because I never wake up with the same music in the morning because it's the radio. And I like that, it wakes me up more easily.
I don't have the same sound all the time where you snore quite easily. So it wakes me up more easily in the morning. But sometimes it's an ad for Carglass, so it's great to open the morning.
It's the radio.
And it's always too loud for my girlfriend, it's hilarious. I start my morning with my girlfriend screaming. It's good, it's a good thing. It wakes me up. But radio wakes me up, I love it. I'll give you everything, you can keep it. I love it. I'm an old man, but you can manage the brightness of... Of course, of the letters. Of the letters, of the numbers.
Ah, because it also wakes you up with the light?
No, but at night, you can turn it off. And if you're a little in the night, you wake up, what time is it? Oh, it makes me cough. You open it a little bit, you open it a little bit, and it makes a very small light that says, oh, it's three in the morning. Oh, that's what I love. That's what I love. So cute. Ah, disconnecting your phones, you're getting old in a second. Yeah, that's it.
You, Chloé, what's your... Do you have little rituals like that?
I'm always on my phone.
Yeah, in the morning, in the evening.
Well, after, it's... I self-convince myself about my job. But it's true, too. I do it the day before, on TikTok. Yeah. It's a bit true.
Professionalize your use of dick. I'm doing it the day before, I'm doing it the day before.
And it's horrible. And in fact, I know that I could do these things, to leave him outside the room and all, but I don't want to. It's like stopping the club.
I know that if I don't want to, it will never work.
You can always go back to it. I'm going to get out of my room discreetly. I'm an adult, I do what I want. Who's going to stop me?
That's it. I just accepted that I had to treat myself like a child. I can tell you, I can reinstall Insta if I want, but there's a side... the additional step of reinstalling it, waiting for it to be reinstalled, dissuades me from going there.
But it doesn't hurt you. No, that's it. In fact, maybe, I don't know, I'm in denial, but I think managing that well. There are moments where, if I'm too crazy, especially on Twitter, there, really, I cut and I'm going to see the real world.
But otherwise, exactly.
But otherwise, I live it very well. And frankly, I compared my screen time with other influencers in the industry and I was like, really, it's okay.
The world is evolving too. Since I deleted Instagram, I feel like time is passing slower and I'm doing more stuff.
Ah, that's for sure.
That's so good. And also, I've invested, so I've only had it since yesterday, but it's a reader, but it's the size of a phone. But it's Android, so you can still install... In theory, yes, but on the screen of a reader, you don't watch videos, even if in theory you can, it's boring.
So there's a side... No, no, you can install the apps, so you can have the Kindle app, you can have a lot of things, a lot of different supports. And so I try to have that when I go to bed, more than the phone. And when I'm at home, I try to be more on it than on the phone. I've only been on it since yesterday, so maybe in two days I'll be like, this is shit. The update on the Floodcast.
In any case, the Radio Réveil holds. Maybe the reader will hold on. The Radio Réveil holds. I have a little game to offer you. I have a first question. We're talking about phones. I want to go on the Internet. I'm going right away. No, it's not.
For 30 minutes, I'm going on the Internet. Do your thing.
Do you know who the horrible Cernet are? The horrible? The horrible Cernet. So that's not from the news. Cernet? Cernet. C-E-R-N-E-T-E-S. The horrible Cernet. I have the impression that it's a guep.
It looks like a group.
A music group. It's a music group. But what is this music group made of?
It's computers. It's not computers. It's in-cells.
Not in-cells. Wait. Wait. Maybe, but it's not their DNA that they put forward. But are they humans? They are humans, they are even humans, it's a group of women. The name, because Cernet, it doesn't mean anything, so it must be a clue, it must be a word game, something like that, right? No, not really.
Here, I'm asking you something, it's not a news story, it's more of a story related to the internet. No, but Cernet, does that mean anything? The horrible Cernets. The horrible Cernets, they're girls from the CERN. What's CERN? It's a research institute, isn't it? I'm not even sure. CERN, Hardronic, my colleague. No, not even. That's why it's CERNET.
I don't know what it is. It plays with instruments that don't exist anymore.
C'est l'Organisation Européenne pour la Recherche Nucléaire. D'accord, un institut de recherche.
Exactement.
D'accord. Mais elle, c'est un groupe de musique. Les Horribles Sarnettes.
Il faut trouver leur particularité ?
Leur particularité. Déjà, on n'est plus à une époque où juste que ce soit des femmes, ce soit une particularité.
C'est les femmes !
Ce sont les femmes qui font de la musique ! Cela dit, c'est en 92, donc ça remonte. C'est un groupe de 92 et qui a marqué l'histoire d'Internet en 92. Did they play online? No. In LAN? No.
Did they make music with keyboard keys? No.
Did they record video game music? No. He raised his arm. He raised his arm in his chest, it was so cute. Do they play with real instruments? Yes, they play with real instruments, they sing in any case. Is it the music they make, or is it themselves that brings the particularity?
Yes, but it's not their identity, it's not a particular talent other than music, but it's their group that is linked to the internet in a certain way.
It's the internet inventors.
It's not the internet inventors, but it's...
Good guess, good guess. But here we are, we're getting closer, more than everything that has been said.
In your ass, Chloé.
The new chronicle of Louise.
Do they all have a common point that makes their particularity? They are in the same group.
Yeah, well, it's the group, actually. It's the sisters.
No, but I mean, the particularity, it's the group. No, but we're looking for a particularity, there. Yes, but... It's in their voice?
Not in their voice.
No, but we're looking for a particularity other than the group itself. No, it's linked to the group. Yes, but... They're sisters? Yes, other than the band. They're not sisters. Or maybe, but that's not what we're looking for. Think internet, think 1992. The very beginning of the web. She played modem sounds. No. It's maybe a detail for her. We weren't even born.
Me, barely. Yeah, me too.
92, c'est les débuts du web. Ouais, donc... Donc ça a peut-être été les premières de quelque chose. Le premier groupe sur MySpace. Non.
Elles étaient emmêlées dans des fils.
Non. So it's the first band to have done something related to the internet? That's it. It's the first band to have put a mp3 on the internet? No, but it's close.
First title uploaded on the networks?
No, not first title, but there you are really not far. First live concert? A video? No.
They played on the internet?
But it's close. Not first video. They had their first website, it's the first band to have a website. No, but you almost said it. I don't even know what I wrote. Yeah, you're almost there.
Say it again.
Say everything you said.
Promise. Yes.
Yes, first, yes. It's the first website. No, you said, is it the first video? First clip? No.
Naked? No. Naked, drunk?
First, well... I'll tell you, I'll tell you.
Wait! First piece.
In live, on the internet? Not first live.
First video.
Is it related to the video? It's not far from the video. First song? An image, an image. The first image on the Internet. Look at this sublime image. It's the first uploaded image on the Internet.
Come on, Chloé, let's do it again. Not bad.
Les Horribles Cernettes. So why is this group Les Horribles Cernettes? It's the first group to have had a website and the first to have published its photo. Ah, so I had...
Wow.
It's still cool to have a colleague and the guy invented the internet. Yeah, that's it. He invented something called Internet.
At the time, he did that in his corner. It's his thing.
You can send me photos because I'm going to put them on something I invented. It's called Internet. A little project. I only had a nebulous idea of what it was, but I was going to scan photos on my Mac and I sent them by FTP to the address now famous of teaminfo.crn.ch. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like that, it's all that's behind it.
It's very strong.
It's very strong. How could I know that I was crossing a historical gap? Because the photo in question is the very first image of a group to be clicked in a navigator. Ah, of a group. No, no, but the first photo. No, no, it's the first photo. I don't think so.
Yes, yes, it's the first photo.
It's the first photo. But in addition, clickable, etc. So the guy who invented the internet, he had never uploaded a photo before. That's what this story tells. It's false, I think.
If you want.
But they did zero tests before. Yes, he did it with his friend. His friend, he just created the internet. Because you, you see the big internet right away. There, he was in his little shit thing.
Yeah, there wasn't much before.
That's it.
A few files and a dream.
In a garage. So there, he took a photo, he said, oh, it works, we can upload the photo on my thing. Yeah, yeah. I don't think so.
Let's go to the porn now. Yeah, yeah.
Second image, that was it. You give too much money to Wikipedia to doubt these infos like that, excuse me. I would have debunked. Go ahead, but for the time being, it's really this case. In your opinion, what is the very first YouTube video?
It's a cat.
It's not a cat. A dog. An animal? It's related to animals. Ah, it tells me something. It's not an animal.
Ah no, I was going to say it's Instagram. The guy, it's his dog. The first Instagram photo.
So you found the answer to the other question that I was going to ask, actually. No, but well, yeah.
It tells me something. It's been a while. Birds?
Ah, it's not an egg that hatches? Non.
C'est pas le mec avec son sabre laser ?
Non, ça c'est un des premiers buzz, j'imagine. Le mec qui s'est fait mal. Tu dis que c'est un rapport avec les animaux ? Oui, d'une certaine manière.
Il n'a pas filmé d'animal.
Non, c'est pas de la bouffe. Là, ils ont fait porno direct.
C'est en rapport avec des animaux, mais c'est pas filmé des animaux. C'est en rapport avec des animaux, mais c'est pas filmé des animaux.
C'est filmé par un animal. Attends... C'est un rapport avec des... Mais on voit des animaux à l'image ? Attends, je vérifie, mais je ne vois pas. C'est un mec qui traie une vache. Non. Mais hors champ. La vache, elle est hors champ, on ne la voit pas.
C'est trop beau.
Oui, c'est vrai, YouTube, ils auraient déjà démonétisé à l'époque. No, but... Wait, is it a relationship with animals? Is it someone who talks about animals? So, we see animals, we see animals in the shot, but it's someone who's filmed at the first... I mean, who gets filmed. Ah, who gets filmed in a zoo.
A zoo walk, yes, that's it!
It's the zoo problem. It's me in the zoo, posted by... It's you? No, it's me. It's you! Nice to meet you.
Wow!
What an honor! What a horrible serenade you make. Posted on April 24th, 2005. Almost my birthday. Yes, with 342 million views. Me at Zoho, posted by Jawed, 19 years ago. And who is this guy? It's the creator of YouTube.
Okay, okay.
You call him Jaja. Oldest YouTube memory? Around the table, in your opinion, the oldest memory you have. You're talking about the guy from Star Wars, that must be the oldest memory I have of the video I've seen on YouTube.
What was the question?
What's the oldest memory or at least a memorable memory you have from your first use of... I got it, who's the oldest around the table?
Oh no, it's very easy.
No doubt. Between the two chauves, which one? No, your oldest memory of things that bother you, but maybe Louise, you know?
I remember, we had a computer in the living room for the family, and I remember we were sitting in front of it with my sister and we were watching clips. And one of the first clips that really struck me was Mika Lollipop. And, well, sidetrack, we were also watching... Porn? Porn, yes. We wanted to go there right away. No, no, no, but it's related. No, from... Damn, what's her name?
Nicole Scherzunger. Ah, Pussycat Dolls. Pussycat Dolls, the group. And for me, I was like, I watch porn. It's not like my parents watch what I see. It was really that. A little embarrassed. Private navigation, Pussycat Dolls.
Louise, what is it that I see? I tapped pussy and I fell on a... Wait. A pussy, what is it? I remember the first time I was on a computer and what I did. It was for an exhibition on rabbits. I was with my dad and he showed me Wikipedia. And I thought it was internet for me, it was Wikipedia. Thanks to me, financed. It was my exhibition on rabbits.
I also played a game where we replaced bulbs. It was really well cracked on the ground. Flash games, it was a big period of the internet too. Flash d'or for me. It was CD-ROM. CD, lamp.
You had to screw an ampoule.
I had access to offices.
It was funny. I had more flash games memories.
Things where the guys created funny things.
YETI. Y8Games. We were talking about it in an episode of the podcast with Louise.
We played pervert games. You were the pervert, and you had to take a picture in the shower of the girls without them seeing you. And if they saw you... We played like that, hidden in our room, I don't know how old... I don't know, 8 years old.
You were incels, actually. Yes, it's us, the originals. It's very funny, the first uses of some sites or some... Because even Twitter, I remember, the joke is... Twitter, it's the people who tell their life and we joke about it. Yeah, yeah. You know, it was like... And it was written to the third person. Like, you're brushing your teeth, things like that.
Ah, that wasn't Facebook?
Well, me, but... Facebook, the statues.
The statues, the statues.
But you had that on Twitter a lot. Yeah, but the very first tweets, it was like that. Yeah. He's asking himself what he's doing there, the shitty tweet that everyone... That everyone was doing, I remember. A poet.
But it was written like that.
To follow this blue bird. To what heaven will he take me? So yes, your first videos, your first memories. I remember that I had a friend who had internet and it was crazy to have internet and suddenly we were going, there was an appointment, he said if you want Friday night you come to my house, we go on internet.
And so we were two or three and we were around the computer and we were going, we were looking for chatroulette. It didn't exist at the time, but we're talking about... It's crazy. It was in 1994, I think. And I think that clearly... Very early adopter. In 1994, not a lot of people had internet. It was on Worldnet at the time.
And I think that really, each of us said, well, who's going to dare to ask... Dupont ! Dupont ! Dupont ! Dupont ! Dupont ! Oh yeah, you can see songs, you can see webcams, it's great. Well, ass, damn it. It happened after a while, but I think nobody dared to approach the thing too much. I can see you well, the four of you. Yeah, it's cool. We're going to sleep, guys, we're going to sleep.
A flipper, a flipper, a flipper game, okay. Super, that. Too good, that's what I wanted to see. A detail, too, is that I remember this time, you paid us, by the way.
But no!
Yeah.
But he's a genius. But because at the time, it was with the phone.
Yeah, so I think he was fooling us. He was fooling us. Yeah. Le simple fait de faire payer quand t'es jeune, c'est une cata. Alors, j'avais pas 8 ans en 94, quand même. T'avais quel âge ? J'avais 14 ans, du coup. C'est facile, du coup, pour se rappeler. T'avais une sale ambiance. Avec cette info, t'avais une sale ambiance. Je pense qu'il nous a payé beaucoup trop, je pense. Vous êtes sûr ?
Il prenait une petite marge, attends, tu rigoles.
Pourquoi on ne disait pas ? Pour les champs qui t'obligeaient à regarder. De quoi ? Les champs, l'image de champs.
Because, yes, you're a little younger. Chatroulette, how old were you?
I think it already existed, right? We didn't see it coming, we just went for it. Ah yes, okay. Fourth, maybe, no? Fourth, third. What a horrible period.
Fifth, fourth, we went for it. But I think it already existed, it's not like it happened when we were... No, but the buzz of Chatroulette, I was in college, so it was horrible, I spent my life on it. Ah yeah? Ah yeah, with friends, the same. Like four friends and we let the thing run. And we agree that Chatroulette, at the beginning, it was... only text and then it became video.
It wasn't Omegle?
Omegle, I know it was text and then video.
Chatroulette, I don't know.
Chatroulette came before Omegle, I'm sure. But I think it was only text. When I discovered Chatroulette, it was already very well known. Max Boubli had already made a song about it.
He made us suffer, Max.
You were answering the very first photo on Instagram, because you found the dog of the Instagram boss in a taco stand. I wanted to make you guess the first one, but she found everything. She found everything very quickly. She found everything very quickly. She found everything very quickly. She found everything very quickly. She found everything very quickly. She found everything very quickly.
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I have a memory of a lot of girls taking pictures in mirrors.
No, but we were little. Me, I remember... I was in 5th grade. Yeah, when it happened.
That, we remember. Like, when it happened on Instagram, and I did one post per day, me.
Oh yeah.
With the big black and white filters. No, you know, the filters. No, like purple, a little sepia. Yeah, exactly.
I was an aficionado of the X-Pro2, of course. It's the one who took real photos, whereas no, he just pushed the contrasts. Horrible, it was horrible. Especially since we had shitty phones at the time, so it was pixelated.
We were like, wow. Incredible. 11 likes. Because I remember that when you went to 11, you had 11 likes. Before, it was just a list of people. And I was like, ah yes, a star. I'm so famous that there are no more names. He can't handle me anymore. I beat a star.
He made the internet crash. So you still rebooted. Okay. Because Adrien, you, I think there's the first one. I'm not going to delete anything. I went to see, it's pictures of figurines that you took in April 2012. It's not Funko Pop, I think.
No, no, no, it's little toys, little things.
No, no, it's little toys. And the legend... Ah, I'm looking because... No, no, you, yes.
No, no, you drink a beer.
And Louis, you, it's really a landscape of the sea. No, but really... No, but in my archives... Are you okay, Legitimus ? Who sell photos of shells. It's a very precise dream that you threw at people. And you, Adrien, that's it. And with a legend, your friend Adrien. Me too, I'm going to piss you off with Instagram.
Maybe.
And in fact, yes. Tell them. It's rather the opposite. It's rather Instagram that pisses me off.
Damn, the era of white squares.
I don't think I did that.
I'm in my archives, because I didn't delete it. Ah, you archived it.
Ah yes, but the white squares, it was because you wanted to put a photo that wasn't square, right?
Yes, exactly, the white sides. No, I deleted it until a certain point, and then I archived it. My first archived photo dates back to 2013. But I know there was one. In a mirror, as you said.
Ah, you see ? Voilà. Pour moi, ça, c'était Instagram. T'étais très jeune.
Moi, j'avais une utilisation un peu Facebook où je mettais toutes mes vacances et tout.
Oui, mais moi, c'est ça que j'aime bien.
97 likes, excuse-moi.
Hyper populaire. Moi, c'est la peinture que j'avais faite. Je l'avais hang chez moi.
Oh, but it's cool.
CM2, I'm such an artist. Not bad.
It's cool. But yes, but here we are. 2014, with Louise.
Incredible.
But me, that's why I like the return of the dumps. Because I find that in the dumps, there's a bit of a return to that. Of normal life. Authentic. A bit authentic. I find that cool. But I prefer the dumps. I'm not going to go back on my Rage against the reels. But the dumps, I like it. Recently, I have a friend who makes daily vlogs and I said to myself, I really like to take news via vlogs.
You know, there's something where I don't dare to send texts or annoy people and really, because she does that for Christmas, it's all people, it's Melody Collange that I greet.
Vlogmas.
Yeah, vlogmas. And suddenly, I like it because it gives me news about her and I think it's so cool. And it's not staged, it's really her live. If it's every day, it's obligatory.
She doesn't look to have subjects.
And I look at everyone because I'm like, it's cool, I have a little news. And that's what I liked, stories at the time. It was really, I have a little news, it's cool, I'm happy. In short, that's it. And we're not going to say it was better before either. We're not going to go that far. In your opinion, what is the very first thing sold on eBay ? A pantyhose? No. No.
A photo apparel?
No.
Is it a physical thing? Yes. It's not like an image?
No, it's a real physical thing. Not a Prout, yes. Even if it should be sold now on Ebay. Neither Prout nor Crout, which is your next show, of course. Or T-shirt. Neither Prout nor Crout. Manifestation, taking the point. So at the time, it wasn't called Ebay, it was called Auction Web. Because, as I recall, eBay is a auction site.
Is it a work of art that is sold?
No, it's not a work of art.
It's really an object.
It's really an object. Practical? Yes. A mixer? No, not a mixer. It's not an artistic thing?
No, not at all.
Oh yes, no, no, it's a day-to-day thing.
That has a utility?
Yes, you certainly have it. Clothes? Not clothes. Like a loo? A computer? Not a loo, not a computer, but we are... We're going to go by elimination. So not a loo, not a bat.
A cup?
Is it in the kitchen? No. In the living room? Yes, you can. In the house? Yes, in a house, but in a handbag or in a gift bag.
A keychain?
Not a keychain.
A wallet?
A book? No, not a book. A notebook? So no, but... A pen? A pen. And not any pen. A pen with a laser pointer. Oh, I would have bought it.
In 95, be careful. How much?
I bought it.
At $14.83.
A deal.
Nothing at all. It's very expensive.
And with shipping or not?
That's it, I don't have the answer. In 1995, at the time when eBay was called AuctionWeb, its owners decided to test their new website by selling a laser pointer that was broken. So very expensive.
I don't buy it anymore.
Yes, but maybe they did an internal test. Between friends. Yeah, it's like, he said, go ahead, I'll sell it and you buy it and we'll see if it works.
Give me something.
So, to their great surprise, the laser pointer was quickly bought by someone. Ah !
Yes, but it's the stuff at auction.
So you see, that's it too. So you're not sold at 14.83, it's the thing to go up. And imagine today what it must be worth, if it's the first eBay object. Yes, in truth, it's not expensive at all, in this perspective. You see ?
Can you check that it's the first object, Jean ?
I have a pen...
They launched the site in 1995.
It must be the only one that was on sale on the site. Yes, it must be that, I imagine.
What I mean is that today, do you have the object in front of you? Can you check if it's the first object that was sold? They ask for proof now, so I think they need the mail.
I want proof for an authenticity table, but like...
And look, it's broken!
With inflation, it's $29 today. So it's very, very expensive. Especially since it's broken, I remember. But as a collection item, it's not expensive.
Yes, but at the time, it wasn't a collection item.
People could guess that it was going to become mythical, you know?
No, because the client didn't buy it for that. The client bought it because it was a laser pointer collector. Because he had a cat. It was literally a cat.
But it was broken!
I don't know, Adrien, but that's what they say. It's what I tell you. I cite BuzzFeed like that. It's an early adopter. He saw the auctions on the Internet and said, I have to be one. In your opinion, the first thing sold on Amazon ?
Ah bah, c'était des livres.
Très bonne réponse.
Ah bah oui, c'était que des livres à l'époque.
C'était que des livres. C'est une bibliothèque. Le 3 avril 95, John Wynwright, un client pas comme les autres, a acheté l'ouvrage Fluid Concept and Creative.
Pourquoi pas comme les livres ?
Bah parce qu'il a acheté le premier bouquin.
Ah bah ouais.
And Creative Analogies. Calmos. Wow. Internet users, no? No. So it was wrong. What did the first website talk about? No. It will be the last. The last website will talk about feet. Internet? Very good answer. Just how it works. It's logical. At the same time, if you don't know how it works, you can't go see how it works. Yes, but that's it. I think you connected and it put that on the first page.
The first Netflix content. A docu? Not a docu. Was it a film that existed first? No, I'm talking about the first content, Originals. Because Netflix was like Amazon, it was a scene of DVD rental. Wait, now we're talking about Netflix as we know it now. So the first Netflix original? The one that does Toodooom at the beginning, for example, when you launch a series.
To not name it.
The first Netflix production. Exactly.
And how can we find that? It's a very well-known series. It's a series.
It's Emeline Paris. It's not Emeline Paris. It's the same, it would be the last one on Netflix. It was less than 10 years ago. It was in 2013, so a little more. So it's a fiction? It's a fiction. It's a series. A fiction series. What is it?
It's like 365 days. No, no.
Is it science fiction? No. Is it... Comedy? Not comedy. Is it fantasy? It's not fantasy. Drama? Dramedy? No, no, not dramedy, but a bit of drama, but it's not like that that I would sell it to you.
It's not like Breaking Bad? No.
No, it was AMC. No, I don't know anything.
I propose things.
Wait. It's the closest answer that has been given since the beginning of this game. Ah, action, action thing? Not action.
Police, police, thriller. A thriller series. A thriller series. It's not like... Analyse Keating. How to get away with murder.
No, no, no. If I give you the exact genre, I'll give you the answer. So it's a clue. It's a game habit. He knows how to catch things. Yes, of course.
Petite miette.
Ça veut dire qu'il y a très peu de trucs de ce style-là ? C'est Takabi. Si, mais... C'est le truc du style. C'est la plus connue de ce type de truc. Ok. Putain. Je vous ai donné un peu une partie de la réponse. C'est où ? C'est horreur ? Non, enfin... Non, mais quand je vous ai dit Netflix, c'est la plateforme où chaque truc commence par... Bah... C'est des percus ? C'est une série de percus ?
Sur les percus ?
T'as pas vu cette super série ?
T'as pas vu cette super série sur la batterie ? Sur Phil Collins ? C'est Weeplash. Attends, c'est tiré de cette série ? Ouais.
Ça m'énerve.
Je comprends. À tout moment, t'as le droit de me jeter ton verre à la gueule. Est-ce que c'est un peu l'équivalent du... Est-ce que je peux faire pipi ? Ah oui, bien sûr ! C'est la prochaine réponse. Le tout doux, mais est-ce que c'est un peu l'équivalent du... De... C'est pas genre... Oui, la série... Les crimes machins sont particulièrement monstrueux. Non, c'est pas New York UDT spécial.
C'est un peu l'équivalent, non ? C'est un personnage qui, dans la série, faisait... Louis Wall Street. You get a little closer. Ah, Mad Men? Not Mad Men, but a little bit of political fiction. Ah, House of Cards. House of Cards.
I've never seen it.
Me neither. The series House of Cards was the first series distributed by the platform and produced by the Netflix platform. And basically, the todoom you hear at the beginning, it's the main character who hits the table in an angry way. They kept it. And finally, I have one last. In your opinion, the first podcast...
On pourrait croire mais non Le premier podcast C'est pas genre une rediff de radio un truc comme ça ?
C'est pas ça mais effectivement Américain du coup Podcast c'est un peu compliqué parce que c'est vraiment un truc Qui a évolué avec le temps c'est à dire qu'à la base c'était En vrai le premier officiel podcast C'est un gars qui a mis En ligne un extrait de lui Qui dit on va écouter un son des Grateful Dead Et le son c'est surtout une musique Donc c'est pas vraiment un podcast Moi je vous demande une vraie émission C'est pas This American Life ?
C'est Joe Rogan
It's not Joe Rogan, but it must have been a long time. But the show I'm talking about, technically, it's not really a podcast because it's not like a new episode that is downloaded on your phone. Besides, it's before smartphones. Because basically, it's that too. It's that podcasts, there was a real explosion with the arrival of the iPhone, etc. Where people could listen to it on their phones.
It's true that at the time, it must have been bad. Ah, how is it? You download it. You put it on your computer.
You sit down, you listen to your podcast. And you download it to put it on your iPod. Ah yes, of course, the balado broadcast.
The big heads.
Not the big heads, so it's American.
The fat heads.
It's not Howard Stern?
No, but the same, I think it's one of the oldest.
I don't think you'll find the show itself, but you can tell me what kind of show it is. Talk, like interview? No. Is it an audio documentary? Audio fiction? No, it's more of a reportage. It's a discussion, but it's not a talk like we do. Are you hiding something? It's not a talk about everything and nothing.
There's a very specific subject. Damn.
There's a subject that also works in France.
The crime?
No. The bitcoin? No.
The news of the day?
No. Is it cultural? Not cultural. C'est pour le kiff ? C'est de l'humour ? C'est pour le kiff, ce qui sera un très mauvais titre de podcast. Flo et Adrien dans C'est pour le kiff. C'est pour le kiff. On va prendre un appel tout de suite. Un nouveau kiffeur qui nous appelle.
Salut les kiffeurs, salut les kiffeuses.
Salut, ça kiffe ou pas ?
Ouais, ok, super.
If you say Samutakif Direct, you are your rent x2. I listen. You sold me. Come on, we're back. We're back for a season. It's tech. No, but it's true that there were a lot of tech podcasts at the beginning, because it was one of the first podcasts, for example. And it's not the first, that's funny. But one of the first, it's just the creator of the format.
In fact, it's the first one that transformed the RSS flow. In stuff you can put on the iPod. And he had a tech podcast where he was talking about how he was moving forward. But it's not the first podcast. It's not a podcast on podcasts. It's not a podcast on podcasts. Like the internet thing. Exactly. Were they already known people from Hollywood ? Not Hollywood, but they were famous.
You said a lot. It's SNL. It's not SNL, but you said cinema, music, sport. Oh, not bad. Basketball. Is it ESPN or something like that? No, but I'm going to give you the answer. It's sport. It's basically the team of the New England Patriots. It was an American football team. And basically, it was the news of this American football team.
In 2000, the New England Patriots launched the PFW radio show. So it was a web radio show at the time. It's true that there was that. And basically, they are the first to have made sure that there are shows from this web radio.
In podcast.
In podcast. In any case, in download. So it's not really a podcast, but that's it. But it must be hard to trace what was really the first thing. First, there was a guy in his garage who had done it before and nobody knew. Maybe, maybe.
I don't know.
Maybe, maybe. Especially that it's decentralized, the podcasts. It's not like YouTube. I tell you, it's BuzzFeed. Don't come yelling at my door.
I have no idea.
No, but there's Buzz in the title. I take articles, I throw them back at them. I'm not going to work on them. Of course. A podcast that you also do, Chloé and Louise, since... How many episodes is it?
27, right? 27, yeah.
It's an anecdote.
Exactly.
It's something that you've wanted to do for a while, because you've been friends for a long time.
Yes.
It's been a while since you wanted to do it. How did it come to your mind?
Yeah, well, basically, Louise had proposed to me, there was an app that was coming out or that already existed. In short, she told me it's an app where you can do podcasts with friends, just for us. And I was already on the networks at that time. And I told Louise, let's do a real one. Because yes, we consume a lot of podcasts. We love to talk. We're a little funny.
And then I proposed to her and she was like, okay.
And then we did it.
It works so well, it's great.
It's so cool.
It's great. Do you think it's a nice way to express yourself, the podcast? Do you think it's different than social networks or Twitter or all that? What does it bring you compared to different ones?
As you said, what I like about the podcast is the authenticity of the conversation. There's a bit of editing, but it leaves... Very little. Yes, very little. It leaves all the imperfections. I love that. And since now it's on the phone, you can do anything next to it. And that's what I like, working with a podcast, literally doing anything. The room...
And the long format. Now everything is so short format, fast format. So to be able to express yourself on something a little important or a little deeper, it's complicated.
And in nuance.
Yes, that's what I was going to say. More time to develop. And the choice not to do it on Twitch, why was it? Was it precisely to have a kind of freedom, not to be stressed ?
Ah, me, Twitch, it terrifies me.
Yeah. Especially the live. I'm not a comedian. When I was doing an exhibition in high school, I was super, super scared. There, for example, two weeks ago, I was invited to do a little bit of the Pardon GPT live.
Yeah.
with Pierre Lapin and Rémi Boye, and really, the bubble that it puts me in, it's crazy. It's in front of people, so it's an extra. But I think that on Twitch, live, you always have that in your head that watches you. You proposed it to me, basically. I think that later, Twitch, I would like it. Because you're not physically in front of people. You have a return, necessarily, with the chat.
But I think it's a little less scary.
I was really terrified of Twitch. And as soon as I started, I was like, oh, it's okay. It's been a long time since I streamed, but I did a lot during a period and it really terrified me. It was like, oh no, the live and stuff. And in fact, it's okay. It's the kind of thing where it's always in your head. It's a thousand times worse than in reality.
And you also have to have a meeting. Podcasts, you can shoot it whenever you want. I work on the week, we see each other on the weekend, in the evening.
And it's never the same. We adapt.
That's what I like about your podcast too. You don't even have a formula. It's really a discussion of people. And that, I think it's pretty cool. We really feel like we're invited to your show and to listen to you chat. That's very cool.
That was the goal, yeah.
Yeah, but it's cool. No, I really like your podcast, it's very cool. I invite the listeners to listen to it. Hot Girls Only. It's available on all platforms. It's also on YouTube if people prefer the video. It's very funny. There are also people who prefer the video but who leave it in the background.
That's very funny. Chloé, that's how she consumes it. She likes it. Especially the Americans who film and stuff. So she had a lot of podcasts like that that she consumed. And especially just in the background.
Dear friends, it's almost the end of the show. We're going to do the cultural recommendations. So if there are some that you liked recently, it can be cinema, theater, music, Insta accounts, Twitch accounts, books, whatever. Don't hesitate to share with people. Louise, do you have something in mind?
Yes. I waited with impatience so long in the show, and I actually warned Chloé. She briefed me. You noticed, I didn't tell you in the message.
I don't think... She told me that, she told me, he didn't tell me. But I knew.
I have three things linked by humour. A book called « L'amour c'est surcoté » by Murat Winter. I recommend it to everyone, I love it. There are real laughs when you read it. Fab Caro gave me this and Murat Winter too.
I don't remember, Moon River ? Yeah, very funny. Can you quickly tell us what the song is about? It's Wurad, I think, the main character.
It's like Mario and Wario. It's his negative self.
It's a normal guy who tells his life. It's a huge space cutter.
It's... He's a very problematic guy, but he's so funny. He has friends, they're big morons. It's so funny. Basically, this book is a love story with... I don't remember the girl's name anymore. It's really great, I read it very quickly and I recommend it to everyone. There's a second book after that.
Yeah, les meufs c'est pas des meufs bien. Les meufs c'est des mecs bien. C'est ça, c'est après. Les meufs c'est des mecs bien. Et c'est la suite.
C'est un autre perso, mais c'est globalement... Les deux sont très bien, mais j'ai vraiment préféré le premier. Et je crois qu'il y a un film qui a été tourné.
Exactement, avec Hakim Gemili, il leur a fait parler de Benjamin Tragny, qui était là la semaine dernière, mais tout se recoupe. Et qui sort, je crois, en avril 2025, je crois, un truc comme ça.
So I have this book. I have a podcast called Onomatopoeia. Of course. L'oranus. D'où les proutes. La reine. Alistrage. Alistrage, exactly. And which is also very funny, very prout, very pipi caca prout. Discussion too. And it's in audio.
So it's the same, it's friends who talk to each other.
Two girls. Two girls, yeah.
And who chat and you listen to them.
Yeah. Anis Raj is a girl on Twitch too. Okay, okay. And Laura Nuss, she's on TikTok and on the networks. And my last thing, it's a film. It's Coupé by Michel Azami-Suisse. It was one of my biggest laughs in the cinema.
Perfect. Very good. And we can quickly say what it is.
Don't say too much. I don't want to say anything. It's just excellent. I discovered it. I just wanted to go to the cinema with my father and my sister. We discovered that. But I was laughing next to a guy. We weren't many on the set. I don't know why we stuck to that guy. I was laughing, folded, and I said sorry afterwards. It's excellent. Really, look at him. He's sublime.
Too good. Coupé by Michel Zavisius. Chloé ?
I have two things. Go ahead, I beg you. First thing, it's a series called Shrinking. It's an Apple podcast series that I love, in particular. I've already talked about it, it's like... I don't know why I'm so touched by this series.
Ah yes, it's with Jason Segel.
Yes, exactly.
It's Apple TV, it's on my channel, all that. Yes.
I watch it on Apple.
I think it's also on the channel. Yes, on the channel. Because it includes...
Yeah, it's a series that follows the life of three therapists. The main one is Jason Segel, and it's so good. And it's very touching, and it addresses important subjects, such as therapy, but in a light way. And it's funny, I find it very well written.
It's co-created by Jason Segel and Bill Lawrence. Bill Lawrence is the guy who created Scrubs. In the early 2000s, it was a big... Desperate Housewives too, I think. Did I say total shit? Did I say total shit? It's possible. Series created... No, not at all Desperate Housewives, but he did Scrubs, Cougar Town and Spin City, which are three very good series.
The girl, the neighbor, she also plays in Cougar Town, so it's possible.
So it makes sense. And Jason Segel, who is also a great comedian, is a great author. I invite you to go see his two films, Sans Sarah, Rien Neva, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, and the other one, The Five Years Engagement, which is basically the story of a couple after five years. And it's horrible and hilarious, so I'm sure it's a very good series. Yeah. So on therapy.
It's the second time I've heard about it in a week, I think.
It's true? I swear every ten minutes. But not necessarily sad, it's really...
In everything. It's beautiful.
In sadness, in good, in laughter.
It seems that there is one character whose name I forgot.
Is it Harrison Ford?
No, another one. There is Harrison Ford too. Yeah, but there is a character who is particularly endearing, I think, but I forgot his name, so it doesn't matter what I say. Randall? No, I have that name, but it's not that. A old man with gray hair, I think. Harrison Ford? No, no, another one.
His name is Paul. Yeah, there's only one old man.
Okay, well... No, no, but for me, it wasn't... You're confused with your real psycho, maybe?
No, no. Very touching, this guy.
Very touching. I cry every ten minutes, same. So, that's okay, that's your first recap.
And second, it's much more gloomy. It's a documentary called Paradise Lost. Oh !
About children... I talked about it, not too long ago.
The Child Murders at Robin Hood Hills. What's that?
It's terrible.
It's a documentary, but it's crazy. It's true crime, so if you like it, there you go. But it's mostly because the doc was released in 1996, I think. And the murders that the documentary is about, it was a few years before, like three years before,
C'est un gosse qui a été retrouvé dans une rivière.
Trois gosses. Trois gosses ?
Non, non, qui sont morts.
Oui, trois. Trois ?
Ouais.
Et énorme trigger warning, le doc commence avec les vraies images des vrais corps des enfants.
Ah oui, d'accord. C'est bon pour moi.
Bonne ambiance.
Mais c'est juste genre les dix premières secondes.
Oui, bien sûr.
Mais en fait, ce qui est fou, c'est que tout le doc, on a les vraies images, des vrais gens, des parents, dans le courtroom, comment on dit ?
Oui, dans le tribunal.
Dans le tribunal. En fait, je ne sais pas comment HBO, ils ont négocié ça à l'époque. C'était avant, je ne sais pas, les lois. Mais genre, on a accès à tout. Et en fait, c'est fou. Et tu vois vraiment la campagne américaine. Et comment ils ont... It's a doc on this murder, and how the police... Framed. Framed. They made other kids wear hats. Without any evidence. Children on children.
It was during the period called the Satanic Panic in the United States, where as soon as you listened to metal or did funny games, people would say, ah, he's a satanist, he's a cheater, etc. And it turns out that these three... Sorry, I kind of hijacked your thing. But the three guys who are accused are guys who listen to metal and all. And so they get accused because of that.
Yeah, he's wearing black t-shirts, so he's... Logical.
He's a murderer. Must be him.
Yeah. No, and it's really... I mean, it's one of the docs. It's the doc, I think, the craziest I've ever seen.
And especially that it's in three parts.
And then there's more, I think.
Because then, it seems to me that there are sequels that are produced by Peter Jackson, by the way. Where, basically, we see the guys, but like 20 years later.
The last one was released in 2020, I think. Yeah, yeah, that's it. So, in fact, the best one is the first one, where you have all the information. And then it's catch-up, update. But it's...
Yeah, but I think the others are interesting too, because in the first one, you see all the inhabitants who take the accusations for money, and who say, well, they're all trying to hook up with these guys. And then you see a bit of the evolution where they say, well, damn, we may have been stupid to fall into the panel and everything. So it's really interesting to see the three of them.
And they have new ones, so they have more means because it has been hyper-mediaized. There are Facebook groups where they record money to get the best lawyers. And so, in the US, I don't know if it's all over the world, but in the US, the more money you have, the more you earn or not, it depends on the money you have for your lawyer. It's crazy how you see that law and justice can be manipulated.
It's crazy.
But that's why Peter Jackson got interested in East Force afterwards, because he was also a big geek. Basically, he said to himself, it could have been me.
You're just a little different and you end up in there and it's horrible.
Don't hesitate to check it out. What did you find it on?
I don't know.
It's on HBO Max.
It's on HBO Max.
It's on HBO Max. It's on HBO Max.
It's on HBO Max. It's on HBO Max. It's on HBO Max. It's on HBO Max. It's on HBO Max.
You have to trigger wargine, as we say. In another mood, I'm going to offer you a book on the life of the splendid, in any case on the history of the splendid. It's a book called Le Splendide par le Splendide. Le Splendide was the troupe of theater with Christian Clavier, Josiane Balasco, Michel Blanc, Cyril Hermitte, Marianne Chazelle, Michel Blanchetti, Bruno Moineau and Gérard Juniau.
And that's where we do Les Bronzés, Le Père Noël est une ordure, all those movies. And basically it's a great book because, in addition to the fact that all the benefits, or I don't know, in any case there is money, we go to research, it's the only book where all the members of the Splendid talk about these years and in fact they order photos, they tell anecdotes.
And there has never been a book where they talk about everything. I think that Junio had, because I had read Junio's autobiography, but it's the first time where everything is told and in fact their story is super touching.
Personally, they resonate in a certain way, because already I grew up with these films, that all these people, girls and boys, are my heroes in terms of actors or screenwriters. They are people I find very talented and always alive, in any case. And in addition, their story... I'm not going to bring it all back to me, but it's really... They started young, at the age of 20.
Some of them have known each other since they were 12. And they started at the age of 20, in a band, and they had the Café Théâtre. And it reminds me a bit of our golden moustache years, when we were on the internet, of this thing of... Ah, it's funny, the...
what we do resonates with some people but a lot of people don't understand and it's very homemade even if it was us or M6 who produced it but the fact is that it was still very homemade and so every time I have a lot of emotions to read these things because once again these are films that I find... Father Christmas, Bronze I, Bronze II, these are films that are really great for me and even Papi fait de la Résistance plus the films of each one, Gazon Maudit for Balasco, Marche à l'ombre for Michel Blanc, Les Visiteurs for Clavier, in short, these are people I find who are behind a whole range of the history of comedy in France
And it's a very touching book, especially today, since Michel Blanc died a few weeks ago. And he talks in the book, he reads anecdotes and everything. And the book is dedicated to him at the very beginning. And it's, said like that, it looks very dramatic, what I'm telling you, but it's really very funny too, because they are very funny people. And it's full of anecdotes.
It's really a journey in that time. It was the café-théâtre. So, in fact, they took places and they made theater rooms themselves. So, in fact, you have a lot of photos where you really see them in Mason's clothes, doing the scene themselves, doing the menuiserie. They did everything, they did everything from the counter to playing the piece. And they played three times a day.
And in short, it was... These are very interesting years and it's a very short period because basically it exploded thanks to them and there was a whole era where there was also Patrick Devers, Coluche, Martin Lamotte, Rémi Bouteille, I think that's it, Rémi Bouteille. Romain Bouteille. Romain Bouteille, sorry.
All these years and then it broke quite quickly when it became the stand-up, the only one on stage after a little bit of all that. But these are super fascinating, super interesting, funny years. It's linked to a speed since it's just people who throw anecdotes, it's not big chapters. C'est vraiment plein de trucs qui se picorent.
Si vous avez plus vu un film qu'un autre, vous pouvez juste lire le chapitre sur ce truc-là et revenir après. Moi, je l'ai bouffé en une journée. J'ai adoré ce bouquin. J'ai envie de le relire. C'est un petit voyage dans ces années-là qui est assez touchant si vous aimez la comédie. Et en plus, vous faites une bonne action au passage. Donc, c'est toujours cool.
Et puis, j'en profite pour faire un peu ma promo. J'ai fait un podcast avec Jean-Baptiste Toussaint de TFTC où on a reçu Christian Clavier et Baptiste Le Caplin. Et on dirait vraiment l'équivalent d'un Make-A-Wish pour moi parce que vraiment, je lui pose un milliard de questions But then, when you did that, well, there you go.
And what's great is that he has an infected keyboard character, but who is a character and who is very funny. And it's the same, it's part of my make-up, which I love to get insulted. And so, he... That's why we've been doing the Flockast for 10 years.
For 10 years.
Where he tells me things, he tells me a sentence that I had a lot, that I remembered, that I like a lot. He says, it's to look young that you pretend to be stupid. No, no, no.
Wow, Ardos.
I loved it. But at the same time, he says semblant. He says semblant to be stupid. I wrote the two roasts of Michael and Carlito. I'm sensitive to these things. I invite you to listen to the episode. I find it hilarious. And it's very funny. I see the comments under Loris. There are people who really catch. And how to make them want it?
So, I invite you to read this book, and also to watch Laurie's video if you're sensitive to scuba diving, and also TFTC and the Kaplan that we received, it was so cool. Adrien. So, you talked about Paradise Lost, it reminded me of a documentary, I don't know if I already recommended it, but I'm going to do it here, which is called Murder on a Sunday Morning.
It's not really true crime because the starting point is that someone is being killed in a neighborhood in the United States and the police stop a young black man, a little random like that. And in fact, the documentary focuses heavily on the lawyer who defends the accused.
And in fact, all the trial and how... I'm not going to... In any case, all his defense, how he built all his defense and everything. And it's really... The lawyer is a hero. He's really incredible. And suddenly, it's very short. In addition, it's not a serial thing. It's really a one-shot that should last an hour and a half or something like that. And he's not very famous, I think.
And it's really fascinating to see... How does the lawyer work? How does he build his defense? And of course, it talks about all the racist biases, since it's my obsession. No, but really, the starting point of the thing, the arrest is clearly influenced by ambient racism, etc. and how he will try to dismantle all that and put the light on it. So it's super interesting.
And my other recce is an app. So it's not at all cultural, but I thought I'd talk about it because it's really very simple and not at all sexy. It's called Raindrop, like a drop of water. And it's really just an app, but I use it all the time. So all the time, I tell myself, I have to talk about it. It's just to manage its favorites, links, etc.
Kind of links that we want to keep to have access, etc. And it sounds stupid, but in fact, it's like, for example, I have a MacBook, I have an iPhone, I have a PC, and in fact, I don't use the same browser on my PC. And in fact, to have an app which centralizes all the favorites.
It's super convenient because obviously for each browser, you have an extension of this app, so you can access it easily anyway. And in fact, I find it super convenient. You make files, you class them, you can tag them to find them. Like, for example, someone asked me to make a wishlist for Christmas. Well, suddenly, it's like, I see something that I like, I click, it's in my wishlist.
Hop, après tu peux partager ton truc et tout.
Trop bien !
Je fais quand même un message, parce que la dernière fois qu'on a fait ça, on a repris un extrait de notre podcast et on l'a foutu gratos sur Insta pour faire de la pub. Si vous êtes la marque en question, c'est non.
Non, mais là, c'est Américain.
Ah, ils l'ont pris en... Avec de la médiatique. C'était quoi déjà ? C'était one sec.
C'était un truc pour arrêter d'être sur Instagram. C'était BigFlo. C'est ça. Et c'est BigFlo qui en avait dit bien. Et avec Léna aussi, donc ils avaient bien profité de mettre BigFlo et Léna aussi dans leur pub. Et du coup, ils avaient fait tout ça gratos. No, no, no, but in fact, I find it super convenient to have something like that to manage these links.
And so you can say the name One Teardrop, right? No, Raindrop. Raindrop. Teardrop, it's me every night. Well, listen, dear friends, it's the end of this show. Thank you very much. Louise and Chloé, Hot Girls Only, every Tuesday. Every Tuesday on YouTube, on all podcast apps, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, whatever.
Your favorite apps.
You're also on the networks. Chloé, you know you're on TikTok. Yes. Especially. Especially.
Louise, the same.
Yes, a little bit.
A little bit.
Louise, she's shy.
She's shy, that's it. She's hard to find.
What's your name? It's LouLikesBlue. L-O-U-L-I-K-E-S-B-L-O-U.
That's it. And don't type Hot Girls Only. That's what I was going to say.
On Instagram.
I made a mistake too. You talked about it in... Sorry, I farted. It makes you bleed. I wanted to look for you on Insta. And I'm just going to say it. They tell you, you know it's forbidden to look for pictures of minors. I'm like, what? I didn't say anything.
We don't have an Insta account for the podcast. We have a TikTok account. It's in my bio. It's in your bio too. Go directly to our bio to find it. Because otherwise, it's a bit complicated.
Otherwise, you're treated as a pedophile.
But on YouTube now, before, when you typed hot girls, it was just asses.
C'est super d'ailleurs.
Il n'y avait pas de warning, mais c'était juste les culs. Et maintenant, ça y est, nous sommes... On apparaît direct.
Est-ce qu'on peut dire votre nouveau slogan ? Entre deux culs, il y a vous.
C'est ça en fait.
On nous trouve entre deux culs. C'est pour être le nom du podcast. Entre deux culs. Well, in any case, Odd Girls Only is available everywhere. Thank you for coming.
Thank you.
It's been a pleasure. Adrien, it's written right now. Yes, of course. It's right to the bottom. Of course, of course. A little Christmas break after, quick. Well, it's you who decides anyway. Well, a little Christmas, I'll hide it from you. Okay. Well, bye everyone. Bye.
Bye. It was the cast flow. Sorry.
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