Chloé
Appearances
FloodCast
S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
Yeah, but that's a challenge, it's not like... Yeah, but it's a real thing.
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No, because I have the memory, my brother lived there for a year and when we went to see him in the markets, there were a lot of scorpions, things like that, to eat.
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S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
Ah yes, because the gendarmes, they have to know who gave. But why? Maybe not. Well yes, because otherwise we have to go and contact the people who have not paid, like you didn't pay for the canyons, you didn't participate.
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S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
But it has changed, it's like Sumeria or something like that, it's super boring. But Lydia still exists, that's what I don't understand.
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S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
Ah, no, the Christmas singers there. Ah yes, the Christmas carols.
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S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
Mais je savais pas ce truc et j'avais trop peur. Et du coup, j'ai pas osé ouvrir la porte, donc je lui ai glissé. I was like, yes, what is it? Who is it for? And I slipped on the board. I was so scared it was a scam.
FloodCast
S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
Ah, but I saw that on TikTok, there is an American who lives in Paris, who bought this. He gave only 2 euros already.
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S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
I come to look for my drink. And he does the TikTok and it's like... Pay attention to this scam in Paris. And he bought it. I thought he was going to say, hell yeah, I want the firefighters calendar. And in fact, he thought it was going to be in the stadium. And he didn't say anything.
FloodCast
S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
But you don't do that individually as a firefighter. You do your calendar all by yourself. It's like a service of, I don't know... No, there are some who organize for themselves.
FloodCast
S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
Yes, but there's an entity that organizes that, right? The firemen, the fire chief.
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S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
I'm not talking about the good stuff. For me, it was the eboueurs.
FloodCast
S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
No, but it was funny and it was like, oh, the GM of the Gen Z and all, except that now all corporations do that and serve too much. But no, I'm very sensitive to advertising. I don't have an example, but because we were talking about Pizza Hut, you make me a Pizza Hut in a movie, I'm going to order it.
FloodCast
S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
You'll never do it because... But it's sure there's something that exists like that, right?
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S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
It's just things you can delete. I had that on my computer before, and I couldn't delete it. On some sites. For example, at the time, I used to use Facebook.
FloodCast
S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
But that's it. But even that's a little scary, because it's so shaped for us. But I think it's okay because our algorithm looks so much like us that we have cool information. But I think especially when you're younger, it can be super dangerous and you end up in absolutely horrible TikTok sites. But you only see that, so you're modeled like that. It's very scary.
FloodCast
S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
The best is just to swipe. As fast as possible. If you click on not interested, it's like... You're a bit too ignorant to not be interested. Yeah, okay.
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S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
Yeah. You see stories, whatever. Well, I know that the green stuff, it always appears first. Ah, okay. I look at it in priori.
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S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
Et on peut muter les gens sur Insta très facilement. Et du coup, t'as juste les gens que t'as envie de voir. C'est ça.
FloodCast
S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
Et ça, je rêve d'avoir ça. I didn't fall for it at all, in the reels.
FloodCast
S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
Yes, it's the same. TikTok is more funny. I feel like reels are more aesthetic.
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S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
Well, after, it's... I self-convince myself about my job. But it's true, too. I do it the day before, on TikTok. Yeah. It's a bit true.
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S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
And it's horrible. And in fact, I know that I could do these things, to leave him outside the room and all, but I don't want to. It's like stopping the club.
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S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
You can always go back to it. I'm going to get out of my room discreetly. I'm an adult, I do what I want. Who's going to stop me?
FloodCast
S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
But it doesn't hurt you. No, that's it. In fact, maybe, I don't know, I'm in denial, but I think managing that well. There are moments where, if I'm too crazy, especially on Twitter, there, really, I cut and I'm going to see the real world.
FloodCast
S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
But otherwise, I live it very well. And frankly, I compared my screen time with other influencers in the industry and I was like, really, it's okay.
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S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
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S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
Ah no, I was going to say it's Instagram. The guy, it's his dog. The first Instagram photo.
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S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
C'est en rapport avec des animaux, mais c'est pas filmé des animaux. C'est en rapport avec des animaux, mais c'est pas filmé des animaux.
FloodCast
S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
Ah, j'ai deux facettes, hein, pour me choper. Attention. Non, c'est une boisson, imaginez. À la sauce tomate. Alors, c'est à la sauce tomate, c'est même à la pizza. Eux, vraiment, ils le vendent comme ça. C'est du gazpacho. C'est mon enfer, en fait.
FloodCast
S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
Louise, what is it that I see? I tapped pussy and I fell on a... Wait. A pussy, what is it? I remember the first time I was on a computer and what I did. It was for an exhibition on rabbits. I was with my dad and he showed me Wikipedia. And I thought it was internet for me, it was Wikipedia. Thanks to me, financed. It was my exhibition on rabbits.
FloodCast
S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
We played pervert games. You were the pervert, and you had to take a picture in the shower of the girls without them seeing you. And if they saw you... We played like that, hidden in our room, I don't know how old... I don't know, 8 years old.
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S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
But he's a genius. But because at the time, it was with the phone.
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S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
Il remplace le raisin par la tomate ? C'est de la tomate fermentée, genre ?
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S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
That, we remember. Like, when it happened on Instagram, and I did one post per day, me.
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S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
With the big black and white filters. No, you know, the filters. No, like purple, a little sepia. Yeah, exactly.
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S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
I'm in my archives, because I didn't delete it. Ah, you archived it.
FloodCast
S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
Yes, exactly, the white sides. No, I deleted it until a certain point, and then I archived it. My first archived photo dates back to 2013. But I know there was one. In a mirror, as you said.
FloodCast
S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
The Italian in my family was my grandmother and she died before I was born. So, shame.
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S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
With inflation, it's $29 today. So it's very, very expensive. Especially since it's broken, I remember. But as a collection item, it's not expensive.
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S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
People could guess that it was going to become mythical, you know?
FloodCast
S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
Yeah, well, basically, Louise had proposed to me, there was an app that was coming out or that already existed. In short, she told me it's an app where you can do podcasts with friends, just for us. And I was already on the networks at that time. And I told Louise, let's do a real one. Because yes, we consume a lot of podcasts. We love to talk. We're a little funny.
FloodCast
S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
And the long format. Now everything is so short format, fast format. So to be able to express yourself on something a little important or a little deeper, it's complicated.
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S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
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S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
I have two things. Go ahead, I beg you. First thing, it's a series called Shrinking. It's an Apple podcast series that I love, in particular. I've already talked about it, it's like... I don't know why I'm so touched by this series.
FloodCast
S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
Yeah, it's a series that follows the life of three therapists. The main one is Jason Segel, and it's so good. And it's very touching, and it addresses important subjects, such as therapy, but in a light way. And it's funny, I find it very well written.
FloodCast
S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
The girl, the neighbor, she also plays in Cougar Town, so it's possible.
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S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
It's true? I swear every ten minutes. But not necessarily sad, it's really...
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S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
And second, it's much more gloomy. It's a documentary called Paradise Lost. Oh !
FloodCast
S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
It's a documentary, but it's crazy. It's true crime, so if you like it, there you go. But it's mostly because the doc was released in 1996, I think. And the murders that the documentary is about, it was a few years before, like three years before,
FloodCast
S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
Et énorme trigger warning, le doc commence avec les vraies images des vrais corps des enfants.
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S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
Mais en fait, ce qui est fou, c'est que tout le doc, on a les vraies images, des vrais gens, des parents, dans le courtroom, comment on dit ?
FloodCast
S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
Dans le tribunal. En fait, je ne sais pas comment HBO, ils ont négocié ça à l'époque. C'était avant, je ne sais pas, les lois. Mais genre, on a accès à tout. Et en fait, c'est fou. Et tu vois vraiment la campagne américaine. Et comment ils ont... It's a doc on this murder, and how the police... Framed. Framed. They made other kids wear hats. Without any evidence. Children on children.
FloodCast
S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
Yeah. No, and it's really... I mean, it's one of the docs. It's the doc, I think, the craziest I've ever seen.
FloodCast
S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
The last one was released in 2020, I think. Yeah, yeah, that's it. So, in fact, the best one is the first one, where you have all the information. And then it's catch-up, update. But it's...
FloodCast
S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
And they have new ones, so they have more means because it has been hyper-mediaized. There are Facebook groups where they record money to get the best lawyers. And so, in the US, I don't know if it's all over the world, but in the US, the more money you have, the more you earn or not, it depends on the money you have for your lawyer. It's crazy how you see that law and justice can be manipulated.
FloodCast
S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
You're just a little different and you end up in there and it's horrible.
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S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
It's on HBO Max. It's on HBO Max. It's on HBO Max. It's on HBO Max. It's on HBO Max.
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S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
No, no, no, it's really... In Japan, they like to do things like, in quotes, American, except that there's not at all that in America.
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S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
We don't have an Insta account for the podcast. We have a TikTok account. It's in my bio. It's in your bio too. Go directly to our bio to find it. Because otherwise, it's a bit complicated.
FloodCast
S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
But on YouTube now, before, when you typed hot girls, it was just asses.
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S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
Il n'y avait pas de warning, mais c'était juste les culs. Et maintenant, ça y est, nous sommes... On apparaît direct.
FloodCast
S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
Disgusting. I want to puke. It's a little... I'm a little tempted. But it's a little eggnog. A thing based on... Duff.
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S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
I said, how do you say even? Ah, spread, well spread. Yeah, it's not spread. I don't know. That's why you have to tweak from time to time. I don't know, I don't know.
FloodCast
S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
Maybe that's why it doesn't turn. I don't even know how to use it every time, it's a mess.
FloodCast
S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
Ah, Chloé, you have something. I have something that I ate a lot when I was younger. I think it's Asian flavors, maybe they're seen weird here. But I made a toast, a slice of cheese, you know, the very plastic cheeses there, from the supermarket, and sugar.
FloodCast
S10E16 - Sassy Mitterand
But I didn't invent it. I think it's a thing that's done, or my mother invented it, I don't know. But I ate a lot of that, it was my taste, like, often.