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So yes, hello, good evening and welcome to this new episode of the Floodcast as usual. I'm accompanied by Adrien Médel-Skatman. I'm Skatman, you look at me with big eyes. How are you Adrien? I'm fine, I'm in a very good mood.
That's nice. It's ok, it's cool. It's bad. It's fine. I have a little stomach ache but frankly my mood surpasses all that. A little stomach ache or a little constipation? That's the question I ask you.
I didn't mean to go into all these details but since you're asking me, we're in a stomach ache. I'm happy to be here.
We're at Limodium now.
Limodium Duo?
Duo? What's that?
It's like the duo massages that you take with your... With your guy. It's a smart box.
With your guy whose name I'm going to say.
I'm kidding. You'll never know.
Or maybe one day. Who knows? We're going to say 10. There will be the real one in it, but... We say names. It's called Nicolas.
Zidane. The Sherpa of Enoxtag. Enoxtag. Enoxtag himself.
L'Everest. Our first guest is a humorist, author, podcaster. She regularly plays at Pan Am, but especially at Random, a set she co-presentates recently at Jamel Comedy Club every Wednesday. Yes, that's right. She also has tourist podcasts, which talk about travel, and chat shows, which talk about her. But in a way, isn't it a bit like a trip, the life of Marie? Oh! Hey, I'm Cabrel.
She put her suitcases at France Inter in ZoomZoomZen for a chronicle. She put her suitcases. You're an asshole. She talks about traveling as a tourist. She put her suitcases. No, but wait.
It was a very, very nice influx. But it's friendly. But it's deserved. No, no. Yes, it's deserved, but because it's nice.
Hey, a roulette?
Oh!
And since then, it's La Vida Loca, because she's eating beef tatakis on C'est à vous. What indignity on the public service. It's Marie Devreux.
She ate beef tatakis. She did C'est à vous yesterday. I did C'est à vous yesterday. I spoke for 18 seconds. I love TV.
It's gross. I felt that it was mostly... Xavier Noël? No, what's his name? Mathieu Noël. Mathieu Noël, who was invited. Xavier Miel. And you were a little bit, it's cute, in the way. And me, I'm mean. It was him who was invited. There were chroniclers and chroniclers.
Yeah, there was me and Merwan Ben Lazar. And on the other hand, it's the show where it eats. Well, yes, it's up to you. And I didn't stop saying that I wanted to eat the dish super fast as soon as I arrived and start to bite into the plates of the others. And I didn't have the courage. You didn't have the opportunity?
Our second guest is an author, producer and screenwriter.
He was the director of writing and a bit the Nick Fury of the Beagle studio, since it's him who assembled them, I want to tell you. I don't even know the ref. You haven't seen Avengers. It's Samuel L. Jackson. Yeah, I see very well. What I mean is that you made a blackface. I wanted to tell everyone.
On a aussi fait groom ensemble, il a mis en scène le spectacle de Jérôme Niel et depuis ça s'arrête plus car il met aussi en scène le spectacle de Guigui Pop full contact tous les jeudis soirs. Tous les jeudis soirs. Dans la petite palais des glaces.
Petit palais des glaces. Petit palais des glaces.
1h30. Voilà. Et le spectacle d'Eliott Doyle qui jouera son show en novembre. C'est ça que j'ai noté.
C'est ça. L'européen.
Date exceptionnelle.
T'aimes bien les artistes un peu... Un peu foufoufoufoufoufoufoufoufoufoufoufoufoufoufoufoufoufoufoufoufoufoufoufoufoufoufoufoufoufoufoufoufoufoufoufoufouf
Yes, if I know what you mean. His name is Axel Malivernier, but for us, he will always remain the man who chose as a Twitter nickname, Triple Axel. Come on, let's applaud him. At the beginning of your phrase, I knew it. But it marked me for life.
You don't know him, but this guy, he called himself Triple Axel on Twitter. It's very good. It's very good. But we liked the nicknames.
Did you have a nickname at one time on the Internet? No, because I had big brothers who were 13 and 10 years older than me. What was your nickname? And they told me, Marie, believe us, on words, but Marie de Bruyere on everything. On your mail, on your stuff, etc.
What I said to Florent at a certain time, I said to him, leave Flaubert because you're going to bite your fingers off.
And then you bite your fingers off?
No, it's okay, but I left him. Yes, but it was a job. There are still people who call you Flaubert.
In fact, I like it because the people who call me Flaubert, they're really old people. When it's Flaubert, it's because he knew Golden Moustache. Okay, okay.
But are there people who do interviews for you and who say, it's a relationship with Gustave?
Yeah, a little bit.
Well, yes, no, it's just Flo and Bair.
Tell you what, it was so anchored that I called you Flo Bair when I was talking to you about my girlfriend, for example. And when I started to say, OK, I switch, it's going to be, now I'm going to call her Flo. She says, oh yeah, so Flo now. It's still, frankly, more coherent than a pseudonym, a diminutive. Elle te maltraite. Elle te maltraite. Et qui ne fait pas. And Adrien, it was AK.
At the beginning, it was Alex Kidd, my nickname.
Alex Kidd, who was a character from Sega Master System. It was the game that was in the console. Like, you didn't put any cartridges in the console and you turned on the console. Oh, Alex Kidd!
And that's Adric. As soon as you're at someone's place, there's Adric.
He's right there.
Adric is there, that was my... And Alinea is cooking. Yes, that's true. No, it has nothing to do with it.
She talks about cooking, you talk about cartoons. Yes, we talked about two different things. That's why I said it's also... Ah, also, I hadn't heard of it.
It's going so fast, it looks like Eric James. Nick Fury is in the He's filming Blackface now, Axel.
It's horrible.
It's a shame. That's why we don't film the podcast. To see an guest who's filming Blackface, it's really weird. So, we're starting. You wanted to say something, right? No, nothing.
It's just that... No, nothing. It was too late. I interrupted you so you wouldn't talk. It's a new thing I'm putting in place. It's interrupting people, but to say nothing after. Come on, we do that all the time. It's called Adrienterrupting. I put it down. It's the title.
That's it. It's my next essay.
Feminist. There you go.
So let's start right away with the finesse and elegance. A survey has taught us the insults that the French used the most. I'm asking you for a little top 5. Asshole. No, there's no asshole, tell me. Bitch. Ah yes, it's number one, quite simply, sorry. And asshole and asshole. Kenny Arcana, very good song. There's Raphael Conard. I love it. Asshole.
There's a Barthez who did a shithole Why is there a Barthez ?
He did a shithole They all did a shithole I hate shitholes Adrien and me We invented it There must be a lot of sexist insults I was going to say whore There's no whore Son of a whore No more No more No more No more No more No more No more No more No more No more No more No more No more No more No more
morons, morons, morons, morons, morons, morons, morons, morons,
Uh, shit, no, there isn't. No, there isn't. You know, for me, it's you. No, the use of the word bastard, for me, it's Adrien. As soon as I hear the word bastard, as soon as I read bastard, I have Adrien's voice. Oh, you're a bastard, you.
So, if you read a book, like, there are pages and pages and pages, and then you read, you read, you read, and then there's the word bastard... Oh, there's Adrien.
When I watch Les Enfoirés on TV, I see Adrien on stage.
I think you're under arrest, by the way. It's possible.
10 years, it's been 10 years. Between Coluche and the French rap of the 2000s, the word enfoiré has been used. But weren't you the meeting, excuse me, between Coluche and the rap of the 2000s, Adrien? I dare to hope so. A little, a little. No, but...
Oh, I'm doing the big split!
He's doing it now! Oh no, it's Lenny Kravitz!
Oh no!
He's going to crack something. Do you remember Lenny Kravitz, anyway? The dick? Of course. Didn't you see that? He had a very tight leather pants, it's Lenny Kravitz, and he was a little crumpled while playing the guitar, and the pants ripped, and we saw... And there's really a tub that came out, sublime. In yours, huh? Where is the seatbelt? The seatbelt that was independent.
But it really came out a bit like a Transformers that goes boom boom boom. A bit like the toboggan when the planes crash. Exactly !
And how much did you think it was? I don't remember. 1.15 meters.
I thought it was a good one. A good one? Yeah, a good one. A good one from Léni. A good one, that's all. Good for him. I'll give you one, number two.
Abruti.
Oh yeah, there are old ones.
Couillon.
There's no Couillon. Ahuri. Gozo. No, there are six because in five there's an ex-echo. Ah, it's precise. Okay. So wait, so wait. Shit, shit. There's no shit that I love. The first one is asshole or bitch. Yeah. Asshole is the third one. I'm still asking you. One, two, three, four. So wait, the second one, you said it, it's dumb.
It's dumb. Little dick. No. Tocard, influx.
There's no Tocard. There's Tocard, fifth.
Ah, I'm part of it. Tocard, you use it? I say a lot of Tocard.
Yabou is in 4th place. There's only one left. And it's the ex-execution? It's the ex-execution with Tokar. He finishes the same. And now I'm leaving in a rap.
It's always good when you announce that you're leaving in a rap.
It's often the best freestyles. I'm leaving in a rap. Like rappers often do.
I'm leaving in a rap.
Listen to me, Fred from Sky. I'm leaving in a rap. The first time you listened to it, it was on the Floodcast. Let's go.
In art ?
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Chips ou quoi ? Vous l'avez dit en même temps. C'est un truc que je dis comme ça.
Oh non mais... Plus de mon nom.
Est-ce que vous vous considérez comme des gens grossiers ? I'm scared. There's a debate. Vulgar or rude? I think I don't give a fuck. If it answers, it answers the question.
No, but rude, yes. If rude, it means saying big words, yes. Yeah, I love that.
Axel, not too, not very rude. Not vulgar, at least, I hope. And rude, I try to say it. In your bangs, you're vulgar. I already told you when you go out at night. No, I'm trying, I'm trying.
But what does it really mean vulgar? What is the definition?
For me, vulgar was rude. I'm going to ask a dictionary if you like it.
You know what, I understand.
Know that it's funny that we're talking about that, because on October 30th, I'm releasing a book in which I wrote a part because it's a collective work called Vulgar, Who Decides? And it's a feminist essay with a lot of testimonies. There's also Taous Merachi who is in the authors and all. And so if you want to learn more about vulgarity. Well yes, of course.
So in fact, it's a subject that I master. You can't see it, but she's got eyes.
Adrie, who is in her research. He's on the DEF. It's true that he's on the dictionary. The crazy chat GPT he is.
I thought he was going to make a little chat GPT request. No, I could ask Claude now, who is a new IA.
What's Claude? Claude MC?
You made me switch to Perplexity, do you make me switch to Claude now or not?
No, no, I don't want to... No, but in addition, Perplexity includes Claude and ChatGPT, so... No need to ask me that kind of thing.
So, vulgar, that means... Excuse me, I feel like I'm in a cool land. We're on my code.
So, one, who concerns the people, the kidam, the character, so that's not really what we're interested in. That, I'm not that. Who is common, who is received communally ?
Yes, that's vulgar.
And then, what the people spoke at the time considered, and if not, which is trivial, common, even anything, or which has a behavior, a language without delicacy, without education, there we are, rude, or which shows proof of a... No, how is that? Sorry, what is this dico there? They say it's a behavior, a language, without delicacy, without education, rude or that it shows a great rudeness.
Yes, well, rude, we already have it. Why put that word? It's the script of Miguel Romain, I remind you. The script of Miguel Romain on the XR. The addition.
So basically, we agree that they put rudeness.
For them, it's the same thing.
You asked us, are you happy or happy? There is no need to buy the book of Marie. It's square.
It reminds me of Bruel's song where he says, it's better to live with remorse than with regrets. And you search in the dictionary, remorse, it's regret. Ah yeah, is that true?
Because I thought one of them was to do things and the other one was not to do them.
I think, but in fact, I think not. Adridico. It's the new chronicle of the podcast. It's the feed rule. I've become ridiculous at the moment. Everyone says a word.
Dentifrice, can you look? It's for his house.
Genre tu regrettes de faire un truc Et t'as des remords d'avoir fait quelque chose Et t'as des remords de pas l'avoir fait Genre je regrette de t'avoir insulté J'ai des remords de pas t'avoir dit que je t'aime Pour moi remords c'était des regrets mais plus fort Je vais vous le dire Remords, définition, reproche, tourment, regret Sincère, provoqué par la conscience d'avoir mal agi
It's the same.
And regrets. We start again with some crazy information. In fact, we learn by having fun. That's the slogan of the podcast. In fact, we try to pass in front of the France Inter podcasts, so we try to inject a little culture.
Listen to ZoomZoomZen. Of course. 7h30 every day. 7h30? 17h. It's early.
You're on a daily basis? Yeah, from Monday to Thursday.
Quatre chroniques par semaine. 32 rires tous les jours.
Pas mal. Tu kiffes ? J'adore.
Ça doit être bien d'écrire des chroniques. Moi, j'aimerais bien.
Mais quotidiennement, ça doit être impressionnant. Comment ? Quotidiennement, ça doit être impressionnant. T'as pas peur ? Parce qu'en plus, t'as des sujets imposés un peu, non ?
Alors, je dois faire une chronique sur l'actu du jour. Donc, je choisis ce que je veux dans l'actu. L'actu étant tellement marrant. La guerre, Pélico ! So yesterday I did it on assisted suicide, the day before yesterday I did it on the fight against HIV, that's it, I'm in the fun. But frankly, for the moment, the hand, in fact, it hits like that, on the thigh, of nothing.
Me, I hit my ass on the ground even, I'm at this stage. I'm dying of laughter.
So it's an exercise that you like?
I like it a lot. It's actually not easy, but the more you write, the more you manage to write.
It's a muscle.
It's a muscle. And then, without wanting to throw myself flowers, I write quite quickly. Oh, not bad. I quickly avoid the little joke that comes. And one day, on the set, I have a co-writer who gives me a little polish.
A little polish. What's his name?
His name is Xavier Cuevas. We see him, we say hi.
And we make big kisses. Xavman. Javier. Yes. Maybe you didn't know that. Yes, I said yes. I thought of Haute Voix. We said yes. We didn't want to hurt you. Maybe you didn't know, but a few days ago, it was the Amy Awards. Of course.
No, wait, maybe I'm confusing Golden Globes and Amy.
And Amy LTR.
No, but The Bear, it wasn't... No, but Amy, she won Best Comedian.
She won Best Comedian, although it's a bit funny.
Really, the same, big laughs at The Bear.
Really, a very, very good comedy. But in fact, they put you in comedy, which is not an absolute drama.
Sorry Florent, something just came to my mind that I wanted to talk about. I'm afraid to forget and it's very good that Axel is here. We're going to come back to something you said in a Floodcast, namely that you were good at the game of pincers.
So, can we come back to the game of the tweezers of the foreign parties? I was humiliated in front of my friends. Florent supported Mordicus to this micro. That it was not rigged. And that he was really good.
And I was saying, there is no need to be good, it's just that you play and if you have the chance to fall on the moment when the tweezers serves for real, you win something. We went to a foreign party, especially with Axel.
Did you see the series Fiasco ?
There's my brother in it. We've already discovered another face of Florent, who is Florent Addict. Sometimes, we'd say, where's Florent? And he was eclipsed to go play with the Pince.
He left 1,600 bucks. No, no, no. And really, he spent a lot of money, we can say. We won't say the amount, I don't even know. We can only estimate, but it's gargantuan. And you spent the whole evening playing with the pincers, and you won a doll.
I won a doll, anyway. That's not bad. A little Dumbo. Knowing that we both won a doll by playing a lot less. On my second message, I won a doll.
Maybe we can say the plush that won. A plush tub.
Yes, a good tub.
I've been listening to it since earlier, but I don't know what the pin game is. Ah yes, you know, it's... Ah, okay.
But it has a name, doesn't it?
The pin game.
The pin game.
I call it a scam, but... I think it's the people who are like, I don't have my blue card on me. Wait, I think it's made of foreign.
We're going to go on Adridico. No, it says... Yeah, crane, catch plush. Catch plush, maybe. No, no.
But now, I understand. But it's not a game, it's really just... No, yes. At one time, I caught some.
No, but always, just at the end of the 28,000th attempt.
I lost my hand, I lost my hand.
Well, listen. Wait, I'm on my own because I have a note.
Did you know that he voted Bardella too? Well, it's okay, Adrien.
Integrally debunked.
There, I debunk myself. At this microphone?
I told an anecdote where someone told me that he had seen me in a sketch where I said, I told you that her name was Sandrine. And I said, well, I never said that. I received a good number of messages to tell me, it's the stress sketch.
You will analyze, because Adrien said a good number of messages, you will analyze the tone of his voice. I am Fabio Olicard. He wanted to say too much.
No, no, in truth, it's okay. It's okay. It's not that much. And anyway, as long as I don't say it publicly.
Of course, it will never stop.
I think I did it by the way, we'll see.
But after the story, it was done. Post it in hard. Yeah, of course.
No, and so it's actually the stress sketch of Golden Moussage. Well, at my discharge, I don't say that at all. I said, I said, I said it, Sandrine. That's it, I say that.
Sketch on which I made you a compliment that you loved at the time.
Ah yes, but who stayed.
Axel, you have that sometimes. You're doing the worst compliment. Yeah, I thought you were doing a compliment. I was clumsy in the past, Flo.
At the time, Axel told me, ah, that's how you're the best as an actor, it's just by a little touch.
It's the worst thing I've ever heard in my life. You probably ruined him for three or four years.
I put role 2 on groom after.
That's what apparently all French directors say.
Even your best friend.
No, except for my best friend who gave me a sublime scene, which I'm still talking about.
It's a pleasure.
And Adrien is a very good truffier of that. That is to say that the slightest maladresse is noted. So it's my party now. No, no, on the contrary, you're very strong. Like the song of Spongebob. To see evil everywhere, right? No, not evil, it's because you're right.
Are you hypermnesic or not? No. No, because... You remembered this sketch. Because I thought you remembered a lot of things.
In fact, the thing is that it's... He decided to put points on D.I. You see what I mean?
And bars on the T. Exactly.
The T of T.A.D.I.
T.A.D.I. to put points on. I didn't understand anything. I'm going to get fucked. No, it's just that it's been several episodes and I'm telling myself that I have to talk about it.
So I'm giving myself a mental note. Well done, well done.
I have a third thing.
No, you have a third eye.
It's at the time of the recos. Ah ok, he's strong.
So I was telling you, you may not know it, but a few days ago, it was the Emmy Awards. And well, in France... Calm down, neck fire already. But I'm a rap god, I'm Eminem. We had the first Teleloisir Awards. So that...
It's the first edition of the Télé-Oisirs Awards, my friend, and they have chosen the best... I have a question.
Was the Télé-Sept-Jours the Télé-Sept-Jours? Yes.
It was the logo of the Télé-Sept-Jours. Okay, so they really... Oh shit! But yes, I didn't know. Wow, you just opened my eyes. All the things we learn.
And it's Stéphane Bern and Karine Lemarchand who won.
Well, good answer from Marie de Brouwer, so it's good, we have...
That was the question.
No, but it's good.
Excuse me.
I have a few more. I touched Axel's little toes, I'm sorry. Oh, it's okay, it's okay. Why would it hurt me?
What did they win? Best animator, best animator. One year at Télé Loisir.
No, but on the other hand, there were other things. There was the best presenter of Journal Télé.
Who do you think it is? Harry Roselmack. No, animator. Presenter, so... I don't know if they separated people. Honestly, I don't even know what to say. Wait, presenter? No. There's Anne-Sophie Lapix. There's Anne-Claire Coudray. It's Anne-Sophie Lapix. Best talk show show. I'm Anne-Sophie Lapix. Pascal Praud.
You have it or not?
No. I'm the woman who comes from afar. Yeah, that's it. The man who falls at PIX.
The man who falls at PIX. Anne-Sophie Lapix.
You're working on the next Asterix, we told you.
Of course.
That said, if I wrote an Asterix, there would be a journalist who is played by Antipapix, but you never say his name. Just like that, people make their way around.
No one would have it, and the producers would say... No, no.
The Geekos.
Le journal de 20h, c'est à regarder quand même.
Oui, mais si tu dis pas le nom... Ah, mais toi, je pensais dessin animé, pardon. T'es un malade. Je pensais que tu disais Elle fait la voix.
Non, c'est elle.
Moi, je bosse sur du live action, mon pote.
Avec une petite flèche qui dirait C'est la meuf de la télé. Dites-vous le nom, vous allez comprendre la blague.
Meilleur talk show ? Zen. No, there's no web. No, it's not a talk show. Is it your turn? No, but it starts with a C, because it's C dans l'air.
I've never watched it. And so, Marie, you're right. Stéphane Berne. Stéphane Berne. Best animator, yes. Stéphane Merde.
Hello!
No, I can't do it.
Ah, almost. To make an arm movement.
She did Aladdin's genius.
I open the door like Stéphane Berne.
And since it's a castle, it's very heavy. Yes! That's me, that's me, that's me. We picked it up at Stéphane Bern. And obviously, the one who is not in the top 250 is Guillaume Play. Why am I talking to you about Guillaume Play? Because I have a game to offer you. And yes, the game of Guillaume Play. Do you know the game of Guillaume Play? Yes, go ahead.
I was going to say you're going to give us the titles of the shows and it's the one that doesn't exist.
I was going to say that.
Yes, we are the same person, we have the same shoes. Let's go. It's true.
And yes, Guillaume Play. Guillaume Play. I have a debut of Guillaume Play. Can I do it for you? Yes, go ahead. So Adrien, I looked on Wikipedia, apparently, you would have shit in a kid. Is that true? I read it on Wikipedia.
No, but it's true, I didn't know. We're talking, the background is false.
It's for a sketch.
I'm going to give you shit in my mother's belly. That's true, that's true. You didn't know that. On Wikipedia.
Recently.
You're not bad, you hold it.
Not recently, because... For reasons of... Yes, well, come on.
I think I'm going to be good at this question because... You watch? You listen? I listen from time to time. Legend of the media? Yes, yes. Legend of the media, well yes. Legend, but just the episodes of the Belgian religious doctor, completely zinzin.
So, well, exactly. So, I'm going. A tattoo artist tells the worst tattoos we asked him, in parentheses, shrek-nue, croix-gamé. I'm going to continue my imitation. I say no.
She feels it. I say yes. You say yes?
Wait, sorry.
I'll give you some video titles.
You're dumb. I'm stupid. No, he's still on my invitation.
He was excellent.
He's at the 7th café. He's dying. His eyelids are like... A tattoo artist tells the worst tattoos we asked for. Shrek NU, Croix Gamay. It rhymes. Do you think it's a real title or a fake title? Well, yeah. C'est un faux titre. Il repêche les déchets dans la Seine avant les JO. Trottinette électrique, cadavre. Oui. C'est faux.
Il nous a fait le coup du deux fois faux. C'est pas possible. Je pense qu'ils existent et que tu sais pas.
Le prochain. Impossible qu'il soit faux du coup. Une aide soignante en Ehpad raconte son quotidien. Mort, incontinence, l'émission Slam. Bonne sœur à 23 ans, elle se confie sur sa vie de religieuse, entre parenthèses, privation sexuelle, argent. Oui, évidemment. Bien sûr, privation sexuelle en majuscule, bien sûr. Assistant sexuel, il donne du plaisir à des personnes handicapées.
Bien sûr que oui, bien sûr.
Coiffeur, un expert des cheveux me rase enfin mon infâme cateau gant. Médecin légiste, comment une femme a réussi à se suicider de trois manières différentes ? Perseuse, électrocution. Oui. C'est pas ça, le sous-titre, il est pas ouf. Se suicider de trois façons différentes ? Comment une femme a réussi à se suicider de trois manières en même temps ?
Elle n'a pas réussi. Ah, en même temps, oui, d'accord. Oui, pardon.
Différente en même temps. C'est con, je les ai tous écoutés. Perseuse, électrocution.
But there's no third one because they master the buzz art!
You want to click!
The sixth one will surprise you.
You electrocute yourself with a drill until now, quite simple. The third one would be boring if she does it in a bathtub. If it's in a car accident, it's strong. No, but she's in a bathtub, she's drilling herself with a... Well, it's not the game at all, sorry. Yeah, I don't feel it. In real life, it's easy. Three, it's easy. Four, you react pretty well. I want to believe it, so I say yes.
While I've listened to them all, I just don't remember them.
Can you read the title again? I have a doubt. Of course. A pharmacist, like a woman... I've read it, it's super interesting. Ah yes, okay, it's the pharmacist who tells... ...killed in three ways at the same time. Perseus and concussion. Come on, yeah, yeah. Yes. It's yes, it's yes, it's yes. A pharmacist finds living rats in a man's body eaten by dogs. C'est oui, c'est oui.
En bonheur de cadavre, il s'occupe du corps de son père décédé. En quoi ? En bonheur de cadavre. Il s'occupe du corps de son père décédé. I read it, it's very interesting.
First of all, I want to say, whether it's true or false, fortunately, the father died. If he embalms... Stop embalming me! Every Christmas!
I prefer a siesta! Is it enough... I say yes. I say no, it's not enough hardcore.
I say yes. It's a big yes. It's a big yes. It's not a hardcore idea. It's weak. It's weak for a gameplay. Don't you think Flo is abnormally happy to give us the answer every time? It's a game I worked on.
I'm happy. I'm waiting for you to trick me. My dream is to be a trashman. I have the right. I want to be a trashman. A proctologist. I read that.
It's super interesting. A proctologist shares with us his most unusual anecdotes. He's like a crazy guy. That's just the Floatcast, I think. Sometimes, it's the limit. A proctologist what, sorry? Shares with us his most unusual anecdotes. I say there's no parenthesis so it's false. Sometimes there's no parenthesis.
But it's not false.
I say it's false. True for Marie. I say it's false. It's false.
I'm going to tell you why I say it's false because it's not the proctologists who have the best anecdotes. It's more the people in the emergency who receive the people who have things in their ass. But you're not at the proctologist, it's just you have hemorrhoids or things like that. I think you don't have any crazy anecdotes. Is it a true detective episode or what?
True detective!
It's probably a valid title It's excellent I'm in a good mood, I can see It's nice It's an imodium duo That's crazy An imodium duo A duo A genicologist tells us the best anecdotes of his career Weird best For gameplay I'm going to say yes
That's what he says, that's what he says.
It's a no for me. It's a yes, unfortunately. Half a million views. Sexologist, all you need to know about sexuality. Orgasm, Femme Fontaine. Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Employee of a luxury hotel, albino port, sex toy for Rihanna. Grum. The most crazy questions of the stars. Yes, totally. He likes the juicy stuff, I have the impression. Ah, he's crazy juicy.
He likes tea.
You're talking about... Come on, too late.
I'm not hyperbolic, as you can see.
Even the words I have to pronounce, I forgot them. It's true, it's true, it's a real video. 24 hours in Auschwitz, two rescuers tell in detail the hell they went through, in parentheses, with Cyril MP4.
But, fuck, but wait, I think I saw him. But no. It means something. Yes, yes, it's true.
It's possible, but it makes me... It's true, it's true, it's true.
Ah, maybe I didn't... But Cyril MP4 and Guillaume Play ?
Yeah. They're friends, like ?
In any case, they visited Auschwitz together.
But does Cyril Mp4 have his mouth wide open on the vignette? That's the question.
So, what do you think? I say it's true.
Yeah, I'm Adrian. I say it's false.
It's true. He's very serious.
It's better done, though.
It's serious business, he has his mouth really closed. His two lips touch each other. He doesn't laugh. There's respect, though. We're testing burgers with rescuers from the Bataclan, fit Kevin of the Yellow Laugh. No, I didn't expect an answer. You're talking about the emperor, of course.
Medium, she's been talking about the dead for eight years and predicts the future, between parentheses, De Ligones, Vision. Yes. Marie, she's sure of it. She saw them pass. Yes, because I saw them pass. Of course, she saw them pass. Affected by a tumor, she creates a D.O. good for the skin. Big success, point of exclamation. No. Yes, yes, of course. I'm sure it's true.
Yes, because he does things with entrepreneurs. Ah, he's crazy about entrepreneurs.
Yes. I say it's true. It's true. It's true. And if I tell you, he kills a breaker and saves his friend who took a bullet in the head, in parentheses, policeman. C'est oui, tellement c'est... Oui, oui, oui. C'est évidemment oui. En parenthèse, policier, j'adore. Bien sûr. Il faudrait rentrer tous les titres dans le chat de GPT, parce qu'ils nous en génèrent des nouveaux.
Évidemment, moi j'essaye de les écrire, mais c'est vrai qu'on pourrait le faire avec la GPT.
Non, non, non, mais en plus, en disant ça, je me suis dit, quel intérêt de faire ça ? Pour faire quoi ? Je sais même pas.
Olivier Mine livre les secrets de son impressionnante musculature, entre parenthèses, sport, stéroïde, Fort Boyard.
I say yes, for the game.
Yeah, it's huge, but I dream of it, of course. After Naël, a France in the middle of a civil war, Jordan Bardella, president of the RN, answers.
No, no, no, no, no, it's not possible. No, I'm going to say no, I'm going to say no.
Maybe, maybe. Wait, after that, he could have also asked for left-wing parties.
Yes, of course. Yeah, yeah, like he did during the presidential election, where he said, I'm going to interview everyone. And he did like Marine Le Pen, Zemmour, Hidalgo. Hidalgo, after that, he said, well, I stop. You wanted to interview right-wing people. You took Hidalgo for the sport and you stopped. He says he asked everyone.
I'm trying to... Give me the idea, be careful. It's that he did it.
It's that he had to try it.
I don't have any memories of this video. I haven't seen things happen. I'll tell you. It's true. And of course, no, he didn't ask left-wing people. It's just Jordan Bardella who gave his opinion on this story. At least you have it. Wait, wait, we can come back to that.
It's something about the NL affair.
There's only Jordan Bardella.
Yeah, but well, there you go. I was in the middle of a village.
I said to myself, why not build a little church? It's too stupid. Clara Morgan tells us that she never said, death of her partner, career in the X. No, no, no Impossible No, no, no, no No. No, of course not. Jimmy Labeu tells us his life, in parentheses, impossible, I never let him talk. C'est faux, évidemment. Eric Nolo, pourquoi il déteste Sandrine Rousseau ? Oui, sûr. Oh là là.
C'est juste des... Non, mais putain, Nolo, quoi.
Il pleure, Adrien.
Il a le bingo de tous les gars.
Il a tout, il a tout.
Putain, je savais pas que c'était à ce point. C'est vrai. Tu gardes pour la fin, j'imagine. Maxime Casteuil nous parle de tout. Burnout, film, Zona, en mangeant de la charcuterie vegan. C'est vrai. C'est vrai.
C'est vrai. C'est vrai.
Pierre Palman tells us about his relationship to death by eating an Hawaiian pizza. It's wrong. Jean Lassalle tells us about the... Jean Lassalle tells us about the biggest puke of his life. Yes, it's true, it's true.
It's true, it's true, it's true.
So, I'll do them quickly. Didier Raoult without filter, he comes back on the Covid-19. Between parentheses, vaccine, industry, pharma, politics. Yes. No. Yes ? Yes, of course !
It's not possible.
Robert Faurisson does the zozo. Between parentheses, Nito prank. No, it's wrong. Nathalie Marquet, the signs she receives after the death of Jean-Pierre Pernaut, between parentheses, manifestation. Yes. Of course. Yes.
It's yes, it's yes. Of course, of course. Jean-Luc Rechman, the signs he receives after the death of Zizi Pot, between parentheses, attention to the march, question co, question in.
No. No. This gecko and his wife do an overdose and go crazy at the airport. No. Yes. Yes.
I hope it's wrong, because overdose means you're dead. It's true, it's true. I'm very shocked by the lack of vocabulary.
It seems he's alive, this gecko.
Of course. We test the limits of Charles Leclerc with the army. Between parentheses, shooting, skidding, piloting. Well, yes, of course. He's a fan of the army, this guy. Yes, that's true, that's true.
Ah yes, he's a fan, fan.
Ah yes, we shoot at war prisoners. We filmed the biggest cocaine seizure in Marseille, between parentheses, 514 kilos. Yes. Yes, of course. Of course. We literally stop Xavier Dupont from Ligonnès, between parentheses, he also killed dogs. But no. But no, of course. He cut his fingers with dental floss, between parentheses, war in Afghanistan.
Yes, of course. It's yes, but... Yes, it's yes, it's yes.
I saw it. No, it's false, it's false, it's false. I saw it, plus, do you realize ? Au confond, c'est normal. Il perd ses deux jambes en combattant l'état islamique ex force spéciale. Oui. Oui, et c'est une vidéo sponsorisée par HelloFresh. Tu te fous de ma gueule, c'est vrai ça ? Il retrouve sa fille disparue chez un tueur sataniste. Oui. I'm a satanist killer. A satanist killer.
I'm going to say it's wrong because you have the real one after. He's starting to try to guess the meta, this one. It's a shonen. My mind is shonen, in any case. It slips elsewhere.
Yes, it's wrong. It's true. It's true.
You're unreachable.
Former hacker for secret services, he codes today the words grids for the Slam show.
No, that's not true.
That's a little parenthesis. You didn't put Gododonné. No, but I saw that. Gododonné, the little freestyle, he goes, oh, bastard, oh, bastard. I didn't watch it.
You didn't see the right to answer?
He didn't have a choice, okay? Don't start criticizing him, please.
But because who is it who... Ah, well, you do Elysee Moon.
You have a portion of Bossa Nova, I think.
Ah, it's because he interviewed Elysee Moon?
And apparently... You gave him a right to answer.
That's it.
He really brought out a law out of his hat. I'm forced to invite him, unfortunately. I don't have a choice. You can show us the law. No, no, don't worry. So, one more survey. What is the favorite political personality of the French?
Oh no, I'm scared.
It's not from the far-right. It's not Barnier. It's Michel Barnier. No.
But how is that possible?
Yes, barely named, Michel Barnier, sacred political personality of France.
Yes, all the fascists.
They like him in a second, because they don't know who they were. Don't you believe in the coup de foudre, Marie? Leave me the possibility to doubt the coup de foudre.
That said... Because I had seen, I had just watched the beginning, but I had seen this ranking on, in video, on Hugo Décrypte's channel. And he started from the end. Like, it was the 20 favorite political personalities of the French. And I think in 20, there was, like, Lucie Castet. And I said to myself, no. Like, we just know his name. Just a name and people say, it's my favorite.
You're lying too. On the same level as the fascists, except that apparently they are more numerous. So Barnier is first. Apparently. Yeah, that's it.
My favorite is Benjamin Griveaux. It's false. There is a top of the guy.
There is a top of the guy. Where is he? Well, end of career, fast. But he must be in the private, in my opinion. He never has. He always has. They know how to bounce.
C'est des ressorts, ces mecs.
Et alors, justement, un membre du gouvernement Barnier, Bruno Ratailleau, ministre de l'Intérieur, a participé à un moment historique de l'histoire de la télévision. Savez-vous lequel ? Et alors, ça, ça régale.
Un défilé de la manif pour tous.
Non, moi, je sais, je sais. C'est parce qu'il a triché. C'est les vachettes, là. C'est Interville.
Souvenez-vous. Do you remember? The three fingers. Olivier Chiabodo. Olivier Chiabodo, dragged in the mud, who also made a right of answer in a book.
No, he made a rap album. No, on the Gameplay channel. All the right of answers are there.
By the way, Gameplay will make a right of answer in the Floca, that's for sure.
We'll have to avoid it.
We'll have to avoid it.
Oh, my catogo !
First of all, it's a man bun.
I saw something that's super interesting on the podcast.
So I saw, it's incredible. I learned that.
So yes, Olivier Chiavotto who had helped the Puy du Fou, the city of the Puy du Fou. And it's true that it was already the Puy du Fou. But because it was Magouille and company. I want to make a film about this story, I tell you. The now minister started a political career with Philip de Villiers, met at the Puy du Fou, while he officiated as a knight in the Ciné-Séni at 16 years old.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
You have the VAD?
No? It's not funny? Okay, I'll react to it.
The problem is that it doesn't provoke any hilarity right away, but it's great. It's a good wine. But I agree to make a shit joke.
Hey, the comedians are here to train, so we support them, we laugh, we applaud when it's funny.
Having seen the entirety of the sequence, the journalist Revelle, from France 5 on Radio Sur Image in 1997, who had done a whole thing on Interville, we read on the lips of Bruno Retailleau, « Deux, c'est la deux ». An article of Libération comments, « Le candidat prétendait qu'il ne pouvait plus voir les doigts de l'animateur arbitre.
Olivier Chiavotto indiquait la bonne réponse puisque Jean-Pierre Foucault faisait écran entre eux. Sauf qu'avec l'aide de Bruno Retailleau, la chose serait donc devenue possible. »
I admit that I didn't understand anything in that last sentence, but I just remember that he cheated.
No, but he said, but I couldn't see the fingers, there was Foucault.
Except that in the images that journalists found, we see Bruno Retailleau also say the right answer. He cheated.
It's the two.
It was a kind of relay antenna. He cheated at Interville. He cheated at Interville. He cheated at Interville. Surprime Vidéo. Une série va entrer en tournage en quelques mois. Il s'agit d'une sorte de biopic, mais un biopic sur qui ? 2B3. J'avais tout aujourd'hui. J'ai vu les images.
Je travaillais dans les médias, je savais aussi, mais je ne suis pas laissé vite. Et c'est Alexia Laroche-Joubert qui... Qui produit aussi ? Qui produit. Parce que je sais qu'elle produit Love Story aussi.
La série sur Love Story. Et j'ai vu qu'il y avait le remake de Palm Springs aussi qui a été annoncé. Et le film Mac Walter ! Of course. Of course, we were talking about it with Yvick when he came. Do you have any stories, movies or series that you've had and that you've never done, but that's it, you've drawn a cross on it?
Ideas for movies, or do you keep everything in a store to say, maybe one day I'll do it? Or novels that you write too, Marie? Or documentaries? I'll take you short. My suitcase is full of stuff that I would like to do. Yes, that's it. And you made a cross on nothing. No, but with Jérôme, we want to get the rights to kick and fluke. You have to adapt it in biopic. It's our Marotte.
In biopic, not in adaptation. You're talking about biopic. Not necessarily, I would open it. But if you have ideas for biopic, go ahead. We had already talked with Adrien in an episode that we had done only the two of Balavoine. We found it crazy that there was no biopic yet of Balavoine. There was not at all. No. And Balavoine is a good idea because Balavoine dies young.
Why do I say that?
It's a very short film.
27 minutes.
And Balavoine is played by a giant fly.
No, but it's... It's that... Sometimes, I... The zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Because sometimes in the biopics, what pisses me off is when you see them age. And sometimes, the end of your life is not the climax of a film. And Balavoine, the end of his life is a bit of a crazy climax.
Because that's where he's at the top, that's where he's at the bottom, etc. And who would play Balavoine in your opinion?
Meniel !
But no, I would be by a small margin. Without a doubt, his cousin. When there's a family meal, I say, hey, hey, the star there! Hey, the star, come to the table with us! Oh no, the asshole!
That's my role in the film. No, but no, you know who Adrien would play? Adrien would play Mitterrand. In the debate where he does it. In fact, the young people, the young people, they're fed up with it, Mr. President.
You were right, Mr. Balavoine. Oui, j'apprécie beaucoup votre énergie et votre fougue. C'est un discours qui... Je vois que vous n'êtes pas un héros.
Effectivement, vous n'êtes pas un héros.
Je ne le suis pas non plus. Je suis un homme qui vous écoute. Assis à cette table. Monsieur Balavoine, j'aime beaucoup votre musique. Par ailleurs, je vais en interpréter.
Je ne suis pas un héros. Mais il ne faut pas me coller à la peau. Okay, I change my mind. Not a biopic about Balavoine. A biopic about Mitterrand who decides... But play only Boradrian. No one else.
If you try to find a Sosy for Balavoine, no, a comedian, a skimpy Vincent Lacoste, it won't work.
We talked about it, we talked about Lacoste. We said they have to eat, well, they have to gain some weight because Balavoine is a little more square, a little more square than Lacoste. That's how I call him in the cinema.
He's not Lacoste enough, you mean? Oh, that's brilliant.
He wears a yellow doudoune to ski, Vincent Lacoste.
Ah yeah, from the brand Lacoste ?
C'est fou qu'il soit pas égéré Lacoste. Il est pas égéré Lacoste.
Non, mais c'est vrai.
C'est le naming de son nom de famille, donc c'est déjà un sponsoring.
Il touche 10 balles sur chaque veste. Il se met très très bien. C'est lui qui a eu l'idée du croco.
En termes d'énergie, il faudrait qu'il se mette une pile quand même. Il peut, il peut. J'ai été voir l'amour ouf.
Est-ce qu'il est ouf ? He's like, you, you, you, you, you, you make movie chronicles. On the vignette, it says, love is crazy, point of interrogation.
Not crazy, it was like that. Me, a little disappointed.
And Vincent Lacoste, he's really impressive in love is crazy. Really, he's too strong. He's a great actor, but yeah, a little bit. So, does he have a bit of a Cluze vibe?
No, no, no.
Because that's how I imagine him. Ah, not at all.
Vincent Lacoste who gets angry, I imagine Cluzel. No, no, no.
Wait! You just wanted to imitate Vincent Cluzel.
I'm a big boy, shit!
Hey, does he have a vibe a little François Mitterrand too? No, no, but I'm asking.
I'm a big boy! Yeah, I'm a big boy!
No, I don't know, I imagine. No, but I don't know. I had this vision of a slightly closed vibe of Vincent Lacoste who gets angry.
Wait, I didn't say it because I don't care to say my ideas. Because in addition, I think I'll probably do it. No, but in addition, sometimes there are pros who do it.
Well, wait, I listened to the podcast, we call you.
No, but I had two ideas. Because I don't really care about fiction, so I'll never do it. It was either to make a reality show about myself. I don't know if you've seen it, but in Canada, they made a series. Damn, I have no info, it's going to be horrible.
Ah, but it's not the Nathan Fillion thing, is it?
I don't remember the names.
No, not Nathan Fillion, Nathan Fielder, sorry.
Basically, it's... The trial, the thing with the trial, isn't it?
No, not at all. Okay, okay. Not at all, it's not worth it. A name would have been enough.
That's what I was saying, he notes things a little bit and he manages to learn them. It's a Quebec documentary on reality TV and everything. And this kind of thing, for me, it's to eat. And no, the other idea, what was it? It's always in the reality show. In fact, Georges was a girl who was in a reality show, but it was to carry out a little investigation or what.
And it was hyper absurd, and at the end, in fact, only horrible things happen and it ended in an atrocious horror film. Of course.
And that's it, you'll never see the day. Well, listen, give me the documentary, I follow you a thousand percent. Ok, on myself ? Yes, on me. It's a very good plan.
Or Medibal Max. Do you know what the Vogue curse is ?
Yes.
I'll tell you.
Basically, the couples who have posed for Vogue on the occasion of their wedding, the wedding is very badly finished. Like separation, not... No, separation.
Yes, but separation, like a bit... Well, yes, separation, but I think... Divorce, in any case. Yes, but with some drama, a bit, I think.
But I take note, now that I'm going to have the ring on my finger, to say no, non-savage.
Now that she's packed with cars, Marie, look at that. Hey, I got dressed in epi.
I just said it. I just said it, so for me, it's canon. At one point, we said it. At one point, it was three seconds ago. But everyone is going to say it now. I saw in a scientific journal, on Insta, I saw that basically the more you spend for your wedding, the less the life span is high. Basically, the more you're in the show, the more maybe it's not as easy as that.
You don't have to tell me that. Nevertheless, my parents had a very small wedding and they divorced after six months. It's true that it's not huge. But you, I have the feeling that you have been regularly, for 2-3 years, I say, hey Axel, are you available this weekend? I'm at a wedding. You've had a lot of weddings these last few years.
It inspires confidence.
You have a lot of friends maybe.
Yeah, I don't know. It hurts a lot of friends too. Ah, you're healthier.
Correction that hurts. No, no, it's not. You have a lot of friends, it hurts. No, in reality.
I'm in the middle or not? No, but I have a hard base. But actually, all the weddings are on its side. I know my Malibu.
Not all of them. Excuse me, but we were a wedding.
But we didn't know it was a wedding. Of course, of course, we didn't know. I went to a Malibu. And I'm going back with a wedding. By the way, marriage, can I ask the question?
For or against? Ah, you're stupid.
For ourselves, you mean. I want everyone to get married, because that way we can have good parties. But me, no. I was in a couple for 15 years and we didn't get married, so it's not really my thing. He's never too late.
Except in one case, which is the separation. It would be very worrying, he fights with someone and in three weeks, that's it. Oh, you screwed up the ring.
Oh, well, it was sure that it was okay. What did he have to change? This man.
But me, I'm not very married, but precisely, you didn't do it in 15 years, you tell me, but I would find that... I realize now that it's been 10 years that I'm with my partner.
I could do it if we go up to, say, 20 years, 30 years, I don't know. I think it's cool to renew a little the thing when you're young, a little, you know. You see, my daughter, if she's 10 years old, you know, I think it's cool. You say, ah, it's cool. We really celebrate a moment
And in fact, getting married, when you're a bit settled, you have some money, and you're not going to bleed to... Yeah, yeah.
And so, does that mean you had a child outside of marriage? Wow.
Some strings are pushing on his head. If I can send a personal message for your partner, so in the next 8 years, it's dead, leave it to me. Of course.
Because she gives you clues everywhere. I see them in the apartment. So he tells you in the forecast.
There are petals of roses between the door and the table.
She says, marry me. And you? I love that, of course.
But really, it's funny because people are like, oh yeah, you want to get married and all. In fact, for me, it's not so much the marriage contract, to see Mr. Mayor or religious marriage, I don't care, you know. But it's more to party and celebrate love and have a beautiful wife.
You know, celebrate love, I haven't done a lot of marriage. I didn't find that many weddings to celebrate love. In fact, it's mostly bel-teufs, but I see mostly stressed people. No, but I thought you were going to say bel-teub. No, it's mostly bel-teub. It's only when I talk about Lenny Kravitz. But no, I don't say wow.
Because the problem is that weddings are so huge events that the two married are ultra stressed to have to organize and they are not in a state of euphoria, of celebration, as much as that. They dance, they dance.
There's a celebration of love, you see, at parties with friends, and all of a sudden you play a couple who roll big galoshes.
Imagine.
With the tongue that turns. Hey, the luck. To the right or to the left? I don't know. The tongue, I don't know. Hey, apparently you have to turn as fast as possible. I don't know, we told me, we told me.
The luck, I trained. The mandarin. The mandarin.
Moi avec mes deux mamans comme ça.
Moi j'ai un pote qui m'a dit que les doigtés, c'est comme si tu mettais les doigts comme ça et ça faisait pareil. Les doigtés sur les femmes.
Ah ouais ?
Ah ouais putain. Il m'a dit. J'ai pas dit comme ça mais oui. He's strong, damn it. In humor, we call it a triple axel.
There are callbacks, everything in this.
I'm going to cheat, a biopic and... Intervene on the biopic, you, old bastard. We didn't really come out here.
I thought 113, is there not going to be... But you're, sorry, you're crazy, actually. Can we go back to F1? Time is an illusion for me.
I'm wise. You're still in Mochonen.
I'm in Mochonen.
Mocho Mochonen.
I wanna be a Mochonen. Let's put it down. Festival Robles. We're good.
It was Adrien Terrupting because I don't have a biopic. Sorry.
Adrien.
Mais je lance le truc. Tu as dit, pour revenir sur les biopiques, et t'as rien. Non, je me suis dit, peut-être 113, mais je sais pas s'il y a... Ah si, bah oui. Une règle de grammaire, qu'on a tous appris par cœur, va changer. Non. Eh ouais, les wok là. A votre avis, laquelle ? Alors, est-ce que... Pensez aux règles que vous avez apprises.
Est-ce que c'est juste... Quand t'as dit les... Ah, il pleut. Listen, it's my meta of the Floodcast, I say when it rains. No, no, when you said les wok, was it a joke or nothing? No, no, it's a joke, it's a joke. Because it's not a thing about, like... No, no, it's just that the French language is going to change. Let me finish. No, no, but you know, the feminine proximity, machin, and all that.
The proximity agreement, I mean, sorry.
What's the grammar, basically? It's like COD, all these things. It's the meta of the language, you know. It's God Tire for me. Pfff. L'application du participe passé en fonction du... Dans le verbe avoir ? Non. Est-ce que... Alors, c'est... Putain, c'est... Alors, en fait, c'était depuis 2021, mais c'est Combini qui a lancé, qui a re... Mais d'où il change les règles, Combini ?
Non, c'est pas Combini. Combini va changer la gamme. Combini, en accord avec le ministère de l'éducation. Non, en fait, ils en parlent aujourd'hui, mais c'est depuis 2021. C'est juste qu'on s'en est... On s'est pas trop rendu compte. Ils ont fait un article deux, trois ans en retard ? C'est ça. Ça a changé depuis 2021 ? D'accord. Ils sont un peu en retard, Combini.
Il nous conseille d'écouter Bosch. Vous vous souvenez des règles quand on était jeunes ?
En mathématiques, il y avait Pythagore. Le carré de l'hypoténuse est égal à la somme des carrés des deux autres côtés. C'est carré égal à c'est carré, évidemment. Évidemment. Thierry Abbé Carré, who presented Motus.
The Carré law for apartments. Because two taillots, re-taillots, because the knight said taillot when he went to the assault. Taillot, taillot, and suddenly re-taillot. Because it's the second time I do it. He was a knight.
Is it related to... It's about primary and high school. Oui, bah c'est la... Oui.
On n'apprend plus trop la grammaire après, si je peux me permettre.
On aurait bien besoin de mon pote.
J'ai rien, moi, en grammaire.
Est-ce que ça concerne les verbes ?
Non. Les adjectifs ? Non. Les noms communs ? Non. Les COD ? Non.
Le colonel ? Ouais. La pourriture ? Ouais.
113. Of course. It concerns the conjunctions of coordination. Do you remember the conjunctions of coordination?
But where is Hornicar?
Oh, okay.
We remember this sentence.
But where is Hornicar? Okay. Well, we don't have the right to say them. So, yes. But it's not called conjunction anymore. But we can say, but where is Hornicar? Because, therefore, there is no longer a conjunction of coordination. Wait, why? Ah, well, yes.
I would like to know. Ah, well, yes. It has become an adverb. What?
In the same title as pourtant and cependant. Ah ouais. Attends, cependant et pourtant, c'est des adverbes. Tout à fait. Eh oui. Eh oui, eh oui, eh oui.
Là, je suis perdu. Eh oui. Parce que pour moi, un adverbe, c'était, ça venait... C'était comme l'adjectif des mots, quoi.
C'était régulièrement... Ça venait préciser... Non, c'est l'adjectif, ça. Non, ta gueule.
L'adjectif, pour moi, c'est régulièrement... C'est des trucs qui terminent en NT, non ? Oui, c'est ça. Pour moi, c'est un peu comme... C'est l'adverbe.
Littéralement, c'est un adverbe, par exemple. Oui, voilà, c'est ça. C'est-à-dire que ça venait préciser un peu l'utilisation du verbe, quoi.
Genre, j'ai marché nonchalamment.
Charlie Curie
She didn't stop, she didn't stop cutting the butter
Oh no! She's always like that. That's me. The old age of the dreams of this podcast.
Half of our Gen Z is gone. It's really an adverb, though.
I wanted to debunk it. He's on Adridéco. Dico, sorry. I'm not saying a good joke now.
There's always a letter on the side.
It's catastrophic.
J'ai une question, vous avez tous des Apple Watch là ?
Oui autour de la table c'est vrai C'est ouf Si tu faisais plus de chroniques tu pourrais peut-être t'en payer Alors
So where have you been for 29 years? I'd like to know!
Charlotte Curie is an American gaming YouTuber known for her videos on Skyrim. She just announced that she's about to end her career, in your opinion, why? And it's not an odd thing. Well, is it because Skyrim is no longer updated? No, it's not that. Does it have anything to do with Skyrim? Not at all. But she's known for that. Does it have something to do with Skyrim or not? No.
Does it have something to do with gaming? No, no, no, no. She changes the subject at the end of the video. No. Has she become Mormon? No. Mormon? No.
That's good. No, but there's a whole trend. Her answer. You know, there's a trend of women who become a bit tradwives and who say, before I was a feminist, I was miserable, and now I'm washing myself in a river and I'm in paradise. And I make bread myself and it sticks.
It's a legend, I think. I'm full of it. And there's a girl from Télé-Réalité who became a Mormon. I'm full of it, you said?
No, I don't follow. Is it an environmental commitment? Not an environmental commitment.
Political?
Not political, not environmental.
Is it an engagement? No.
Is it because of curry? The paste that we could put in coconut milk, for example? No, because in this case, curry is simply its family name.
It has nothing to do with food.
Is it related to Steph Curry?
No, the basketball player. No, not at all.
They share the same family name, but it's the only common point.
Is it related to Nick Curry?
I have the ref.
Is it related to the buttocks and the rice, the little grain? Ah, so it's a charade word game.
I had currylingus.
Oh, kisser! He's currently kissing. It's crazy what's going on. Is she too rich?
No, she's not too rich. She's been doing this for 10 years. And if I give you her username, I'll give you the answer. Ah, give her her username.
I imagine that these videos were chicken, I imagine.
Oh, the gout!
Oh, the gout! The gout!
Oh, damn, it's well done! Let's go! Marge, a donut with sugar. Well, come on. Detergent syrup. Marge.
You warned me!
It's a very good episode.
Or the worst! It's always like that, but often, they're good, those ones. What?
I feel like I could have been invited, I'm going to cry. You're laughing. On the contrary, you just took a little life ticket.
And so, I come back, it was actually the joke, it was poulet au curry, it was that the joke, poulet au curry. Yeah, but she said chicken.
Maybe you can tell us which biopic.
Kerry James.
— Kerry James who follows me on Insta, that's it. It's a story I made that took place in Kerry James who follows me and an anecdote that made me laugh. I was watching a documentary on Kerry James on YouTube and at one point we see Kerry James when he was a child because he started when he was 12 years old. So I take a picture of my TV where we see Kerry James who is a kid and I tag Kerry James.
And someone answered me, a bit like humor. Wow. It's him. It's really him. And so... You must have loved this message. I loved it, of course. No, no.
In fact, it made me laugh because it's really like... So much... It's exceptional.
It's like you tag someone when it's a photo of him and he goes...
It must be a bad joke. How do you call this woman, Skyrim? Curry. No. Curry, curry, curry. That's very, very good.
Wait, her surname has something to do with Skyrim? No. So, wait. So, basically, she says, I'm too old to wear this nickname? Absolutely.
She took her training at 88! It's Mami Skyrim!
So that's not what I said.
I said she's too old to wear this nickname. No, it's that she's old and she took her training. I wanted to end this game. Of course! I loved that you ended this game. That said, watch out! That said, watch out. We're talking about video games. Because around the table, someone has been mocked by the past. His name is Adrien Ménienne. Because he would have badly explained Balatro.
And around the table... Is there anyone?
No, but be careful because I'm going to talk about it in the recos. Ah, but he teases!
So, we can't say... You made me taste a bit of addiction. I was caught. We had a weekend at your place, Florent, and I warned Axel beforehand, I told him...
I'm going to introduce you to Balatro and you're going to buy it in a minute. That's exactly what happened. He sends me screenshots of Balatro saying, look at this joker.
I tell him about the games. And while imagining it, I say to myself, I'm almost sure he doesn't give a fuck. My poor man, I watch videos of Balatro on YouTube. Les Français viennent d'élire leur monument préféré de 2024. A votre avis, lequel est-il ? L'Arc de Triomphe. Non.
Les JO, là.
C'est la frige, là.
Vous avez vu les JO.
C'est le viaduc de Millau. Non. C'est le viaduc de Carabie. Le pont d'Avignon.
Palpon d'Avignon, sachez que en 2023 c'était le château fort de Sedan Ah oui, donc ils disent n'importe quoi, d'accord Le number one de France C'est la forêt de Fontainebleau En tout cas ils ont mis la lumière sur Sedan déjà, c'est bien Alors celui-là est plus fat, enfin plus connu je trouve Alors, est-ce que, bon, on va découper Fort Boyard, pas Fort Boyard On va découper géographiquement, c'est dans le sud ?
Ah bah oui, mais voilà Ah ouais, mais voilà
What were we going to ask as a question? The type of architecture? We are three assholes around the table. Four? No, four.
I don't know where you put the man. Obviously.
I didn't know that a boar was a mammal, so obviously.
I like the answer. Yes, it's the man. But for that... The 24 Hours of the World, the circuit? No, but it's not a monument. It's wrong. But that's the GP Explorer. That's an info-convenient. No, no, no, there's a ton of posts. I'm telling you, my friend. Ah yes, those who put Xavier Niel will participate in the show. Ah yes, it's on Twitter. Instead of Jérôme Niel. Very, very strong.
Is that true? Yes, they made an article. Wow, that's very, very, very strong.
They put Xavier Niel. And do you know how Jérôme knew him? By typing his own name. It's Xavier Niel who sent him a message. It's funny. Xavier Niel has free time right now. Yeah, he did the Olympia. Yeah, he did the Olympia.
By saying how to become a millionaire.
That's what I saw.
By the way, I don't know who manages the guests. That's why you didn't invite me. Humor and tech. And we don't tell each other that we're going to invite me. On the other hand, the shitty TV shows. I don't care.
We invite you. You know, he said, yes, Léonard de Vinci, yes, another guy, Einstein, etc. So, big IQs, but not a lot of start-ups.
Maybe it wasn't just bangers either, but I'd be glad to see him anyway.
There were the nice queasy in the show. In the video and all. But yes, it was re-looked by the nation.
I saw an excerpt, it was a bit funny.
Yeah, it was funny.
I did a chronicle on it. Yes, okay, it's all for that.
Say it right now.
Hit Marie de Broert.
Zoom, zoom, zen.
And you have a playlist on the YouTube channel of France 1.
She will have your Apple Watch.
But I don't like it too much. I know.
Mine doesn't have a battery since the day before yesterday. There, it doesn't work.
Ah, it doesn't work, no.
Ah, so that's very, very ridiculous. Ah, no, it's true. No, no, but I got ready to recharge it and I didn't have time. No, but remove it. No, but... No, but I'll recharge it if you want.
So, be careful, we're with Marie de Brouwer, tourist animator. I have tourism questions. Ah, ok. Ah, yes, Marie, yes. The SNCF has hardened its laws concerning luggage. In your opinion, what will happen? Ah, no.
Ah, there, we're not kidding. It's about the storage of luggage?
Not on the storage.
The size?
Not the size.
The number? The number. Ouch, ouch, ouch. One luggage per person. So, it's not that, it's more precise. It's supposed to be that already, from the start. Oh yeah? I have an anecdote about it, I can tell you. I beg you. Yesterday, I took the train, and I... Raymond Devos, for the moment. I don't know why. He agreed.
I put my bag, which is voluminous, and I put it in my place, and I go to the wagon bar, and I do the whole trip to the wagon bar. There are the controllers who come and say... And they're looking for Mr. Malivernet, so I say, well, it's me. They say, do you have a bag? I say, yeah, what is it, like a brand? So there, there's a quiz, apparently. I say, Carhartt, yeah.
There are your neighbors who are a little worried. Maybe go see them to tell them that you are well on the train and that it's not a package.
Ah, well, yeah, yeah. I thought of it right away.
And so I'm going to see them, I say, I'm here and all. No, but in fact, it was really voluminous and I stayed 15 seconds.
And there was my big watch. Oh !
But there was no more battery.
Yes, I can understand.
It's true that generally, the suspect cases and everything that is bombs and everything, they put a little label with the name.
No, no, no. In fact, I understood afterwards. In fact, they looked at OK Place 66. It's the Malibu. So, you gave the right answer, you just didn't give the right number. It's two per person. So, in fact, it's like planes. It's three. It's one luggage under the seat and one in the luggage compartment. I'll give you the answer, it's two... I want to say... No, no, I want to guess.
It's two big luggage and one small luggage. Which already seems huge to me. It's huge. Because I always have a big luggage and a small one. And already, the big luggage is complicated.
But...
that they have the courage to put the handcuffs on me if I have one too. Honestly, I have a duty to do that.
And above all, to get paid.
I wish they would. But you know that... Anyway, I was going to leave... You know that armchairs are not very comfortable when you're fat because you can't put the thing too much and all. On the first try, it's a pleasure.
I traveled on the first try for small dates to play stand-up from right to left and I was like... Like, if I arrive at a point in my career where I can demand that they put me on the first try, I've won everything. Like, I don't need any more.
It will be after the Apple Watch. I'm not sure. After the Apple Watch. Because I took, I think I had to take the plane seven, eight times in my life. And I had always taken it in echo. And there, for Los Angeles, where I wrote Evil Dead, they paid us the business.
And indeed, it's almost terrible to think of the echo. That is to say that it's really, the echo is very uncomfortable. That is to say that the first and the second... There's a difference, but it's not that big.
Yes, that's what I don't understand. Normally, the real first one is even more than business. He's talking about the train. I'm comparing the train and the plane.
I'm completely dumb. No, no, no. I know my man. I think the difference between business and eco is literally two different planes. I don't understand why they make such a difference. It's when you have 17 hours of travel. You don't need to lie down.
It's crazy. There should be a transitory thing.
Economically, I think. It seems to me that there are planes where there is... Eco-friendly. It's a bit more space for the legs. Yeah, it's not crazy. It's scandalous.
It's not crazy.
Anyway, you shouldn't take the plane.
Because already, basically, in the plane, in... How do you say? The worst class... The worst... The eco? The eco, yeah. You're already more badly seated than in a second in a train. Ah bah oui, oui, oui. And more tight. It's really a mess.
On the long courriers, it's okay. The echo on the long couriers is a little better than the echo on the very small flights, the European flights, etc.
I admit, I've never taken on the little things, but on the long couriers, I think it's crazy. First, the fact that there are three rows of people makes me crazy. Because you necessarily have a huge loser in this story. There are two rows of people, you put your leg a little to the left, to the right.
And besides, message for those who are in the middle. Put your elbows on both elbows. The others, it's good. They have the space. Yeah, they have the legs and everything.
Put your fucking elbows. You have at least the right to that. Yeah, go for it.
Honestly. But I think that even on the long couriers, you're still less well seated in the echo than in the second, in the third. And Sébastien Vanicek, when we're next to the cinema, take the other corridor, you take too much space. That's it, I wanted to say it.
No, but it's placed, it's placed. I can tell you that I've already cried in the transports, because I'm fat, but I still manage to be in the transports, which is not the case for all fat people. And I've already cried of... In fact, when the person, as I'm wider than the average, when the person... Oh, I'm far from the microphone. But his elbows, in fact, his elbows touch me.
Like, it touches the bide, and I'm really in the mood. There, like, in addition, I'm oppressed in two seconds, I'm in the mood. There I have to go all the way with a little elbow in the ass. Leave your elbows to yourself.
Yeah, but of course. But it's you that people who are... Just don't touch people even with your elbows.
I think you don't even realize it. Like, I'm a little pussy.
You feel when you... Do you... But there are people who are more comfortable than others. I think it would have been nice to be next to them. They deserve a little elbow in the nose.
But that said, in the subway, you feel people more comfortable than others on the contact, for example. When it's a little armored, I'm not talking about rubbers, I'm saying it just in case. But when it's well armored, I know that I'm always like, I don't want to touch anyone. And sometimes there are really, but there is a guy.
First of all, people, when it's blind... Well, whatever happens, don't throw yourself on the middle bar. Yesterday, I put a little punch in the back of a guy. Did you slip your fingers in his back? No, no, the other way around. I was holding on and he got stuck. Oh no, but how sick.
And so, after that, I put my thing with the phalanxes, it wasn't enough. And so I did... And after that, he straightened up. Yes, that's... That's my Adrie. I don't care. Adrie Taekwondo. We're maybe at the max of my courage. Because if he had said, uh, what? I would have said, uh, no, sorry.
No, but it braked, it braked.
I touched you, sorry.
It started.
You'll have the ref. Every day, I think back to this thing about Finkielkraut. To explain to people, it was Finkielkraut at Pascal Pro. I can tell you. You have the ref. I don't remember. I think I have it. I don't remember. Basically, Pascal Pro, in his show, interviews Finkielkraut.
He asks him a question. I think it's on Math 9 or something like that. Finkielkraut says, I'll answer you. You'll see. I'll answer you.
And there's silence.
And he doesn't say anything. He says, no, no, but what are you saying?
He doesn't speak.
He says, well, you have to answer me. And you say, ah, it started. The show started. Ah, sorry, I didn't understand. And so, for me, it's... One of the greatest TV moments ever. To imagine what was in his head. I imagine that Pascal Praud, he said, welcome to the show. He talked to the camera and everything.
He was dissociating behind.
In the head of Pascal Praud, what happened? What's going on?
What is he doing? He's a great person. What is he doing? He's a good client.
I admit that it's a bit of a thing that I like, it's... Pascal Praud. Not Pascal Praud, no, but Pascal Praud who is discontented. There's a guy who made a disgusting statement on Lucie Castet where he said that she was sexually incorrect or something like that. And Pascal Pro said, wait, what? And I don't know, Pascal Pro decontaminated, it's not often.
And so when you see it, it's a bit like a shooting star. And Christian Clavik, he's very nice.
He says, you're not journalists. At the base, you're twisters. Football commentator, and now you're doing this.
Excellent.
You're not bad too. You have something. You have your world to you. You have Crayon.
You'll notice that I'm the only one who does zero imitations during this. And yet you have. And yet God knows that you have. Yes, you have Fauve. But it's just his talents. He has Fauve. In fact, you have to know that Axel has the voice of Fauve. Do you remember the FAUVE group? Of course! No, he has your FAUVOTO. That's Christmas, it's a Christmas song, Marie. Vive le vent.
Vive le vent d'hiver en fait. C'est quel vent dont il parle dans FAUVE?
C'était... Le blizzard. Le blizzard. Tu nous entends le blizzard.
A tip, if the person you're dating is ghosting you or not replying to your messages, send a Wikipedia page in front of you. So the Mistral, the Tramontane, the Bizarre, it's funny.
And like that they go, I block him directly. That's what's funny, at least you end up on a good van.
Yeah, yeah, not bad.
So one last question, still in the world of the SNCF, a new rule of the SNCF. They don't stop.
It's like the grammar.
As for the seats, it's a meme that she just made. I thought I would hear a meme. Tendez l'oreille, vous entendrez un meme. On va tous en faire un avant la fin de l'édition. En ce qui concerne les sièges des trains et des TG de la SNCF, on ne parle pas de bagages, on parle des sièges. They didn't move the seats. But it's a rule concerning the seats. So it's not to leave your backpack as they say.
Accel the terrorism.
A new rule concerning the seats ? Yeah. T'as pas le droit de changer de place du tout, sinon vraiment, il pète un câble hausse, genre ?
Alors, ce n'est pas ça. Non, ce n'est pas ça.
Je rappelle, je vous l'avais déjà parlé dans un Floodcast, bravo à la Suisse, qui met au-dessus du siège jusqu'à quand est pris le siège. Oh, putain, qu'il y a un bonheur !
J'ai pris un train en Italie, même là, il y avait au moins lumière verte et rouge pour savoir si c'était pris ou pas.
Mais là, le même là, genre, imaginez-vous chez les Italiens !
Which, on the road, are very bad. At each emergency stop, there are people who have stopped. Who, in addition to that, have a foreign prime minister. I want to remind you. Can I nuance your... My mouth? Yes, your mouth.
No, you, it's a positive thing. You say... It's getting more and more complicated to open doors. They put electronics everywhere. In trains? Yeah, the locks for the toilets.
A simple button?
Yeah, no, it's electronic buttons. Why put electricity in something that works very well without consuming energy?
I see what you mean.
I see what you mean. I see what you mean. I see what you mean.
I see what you mean. I see what you mean. I see what you mean. I see what you mean. I see what you mean.
I see what you mean. I see what you mean. I see what you mean. I see what you mean. I see what you mean.
Maybe it's that, I don't know. No, no, it's possible. It's possible.
The fucking seats, there.
Take a seat. I'll tell you. No, no, no, no, no. I love trains, but I love trains.
You know, I realize... Do you love train trips like Grand Corps Malade?
It's a song from Grand Corps Malade. Yeah, I know, yeah, but I... Yeah.
Frankly, yeah. You both have the passion for Charles Aznavour. C'est un peu douloureux parce qu'ils m'ont pas donné le rôle.
Ils ont préféré ta Rahim à Adrien Méniel pour faire Aznavour dans le biopic.
Je ne comprends pas. Dégueulasse. Écoute, moi je vais réussir la chanson, je peux te le dire. C'est Mitterrand.
Non, non, non, rien à voir. Mais par petites gouttes en fait.
Est-ce qu'il y a Mitterrand dans le film ? Monsieur Aznavour.
La Bohème. Ça voulait dire on est heureux, me semble-t-il.
Marie hates these broadcasts. She's going to watch her TV. It's 4.11.
No, but there are the car seats. The car seats, yeah.
I don't know, they're no longer in the same subject.
No, we're going to stop this podcast.
We're coming to the end.
It's a question on how to... It's a dream that forces the traveler to do something about his seat. De nettoyer ses merdes en partant, non ?
T'inquiète pas, tu peux les laisser traîner.
Justement, ça m'en fout, les gens qui laissent leurs merdes sous prétexte qu'il y a des gens.
Mais d'ailleurs, l'avion, c'est fou. Ça fait lever les yeux. Déjà, en revanche, la femme.
Des reines pour moi. Je vois pas à quoi tu fais référence. These are queens in my eyes.
I think that's it. If I have to be totally transparent, I stopped searching five minutes ago. I don't listen to anything anymore. What are we talking about? I wake up when there's an imitation of Adrien, but otherwise, I stopped. I see that I'm not going to make it, I'm not going to find it. We don't stop making detours. That's what's good. That's what's good. By the way, I make detours.
Yes !
Ah oui !
Ah je savais ! Ils veulent que les gens se battent dans le... Peut-être.
Ça fait des bons TikTok.
Ah mais c'est justement pour quand ils sur-remplissent les wagons. Je pense qu'il y a... Non mais ça c'est fou ça. Parce que le nombre de personnes... Parce que des fois, tes voitures 2... The second car is at the other end of the quay. And the train is big. So you have to get in the sixth car and then you cross the train. You don't put 15 minutes anyway. You put well... Two minutes maximum.
I take very big trains. I can't wait to see the controller who will tell me, sorry, you paid your ticket to be in this place, but you weren't seated, so it's not for you.
If I may, you're not going to do anything, Axel. That's totally true.
That means Axel, he took his ticket the last time on the train. He gruged, I remember. I gruged, no.
You didn't grug? Ah, you paid inside?
Yeah, totally, of course. You said, I want to buy a ticket on board. It was cheaper than on the internet. You taught me that we could buy tickets on board. In fact, the first passage that the controllers do, it's for that. If you don't have a ticket and you're going to see it at the first passage, there's no problem.
And if it's in the second passage and you say I want to buy you a ticket, no, no, it was earlier. Dear friends, we've been talking for 6 hours and 24 minutes. I want to ask you to make cultural recommendations. Are there things that you have appreciated?
Maybe a film, maybe a series, maybe a book, maybe a comic book, maybe a play, a comedian, maybe even a documentary on a French DJ who tragically left us young. Adrien ! So, first of all, I'm going to make a preamble.
And that's my third thing that I wanted to talk about. There's a little trend in my DMs right now. Not huge, but I like as much to stifle this trend in the egg. People who tell me, hey, if you need a recode for the podcast, and often they send their stuff to them, which they do. Stop that. That's it, quite simply. I saw it on pause. I don't need it.
It's been 10 years since I've been doing the Floodcast. I don't need it. I don't have a hard time finding stuff. So stop it.
It's to do the ad. Voilà. Donc, tout simplement. Ça c'est dit.
Ça ne sert à rien !
J'ai trop un esprit de contradiction, je n'irai même pas voir votre truc. Je passe à côté de trucs géniaux, parce que je suis un idiot.
Malgré tout ce que tu fais, comme genre de mise au point comme ça, que les gens continuent de t'envoyer des DM, me fascine.
C'est un deuxième truc, c'est que moi, quand je dis, mais ça, on pourrait l'analyser de façon très sérieuse. C'est que quand je dis, s'il vous plaît, arrêtez de m'envoyer ça, parce que ça me saoule, les gens disent, oh, mais là, tu cherches ! No, no, I ask people to stop. It's really weird when you ask to stop, to say, yeah, but now you're looking. I sincerely ask to stop.
After, if you, in your head, it means, I'm going to do it twice as much. But I think they think they're the only ones to do it.
Don't be blocked.
Yeah, no, but I find that there is... Oh, me, I block. At the slightest opportunity.
Sometimes I see that it's a joke. I block anyway. Because it annoys me.
I blocked people just because they told me that I had taken a sunbath.
No, but... Because in fact, as soon as I'm red, it's... I'm red since my birth. Come on, block, block, block. No, but I agree. And I'm very good like that. And there's no need to have a real reason to block people.
What is this story? What do we want from his account, anyway? It depends on the time of the day.
I read the message. In the morning, I can block very well. So yes, the documentary on DJ Mehdi. Not original, everyone talks about it, but for the few people who haven't heard about it or who need a little thumbs up to finally decide to watch it. Well, it's really... It's so good, it's awesome.
It's honestly... Well, being an amateur rapper, obviously, there's a whole part that touches me more than the younger ones. But in fact, I think there's a fascinating thing. He started doing prods in his room, he was 12 years old. And to see... In fact, it's...
Even if we don't like rap, even if we don't care about music, there is always something fascinating to see passionate people do what they love and do what they are good at.
Passionate people are passionate. Exactly. And so, in addition, there are plenty of anecdotes from the time, of testimonies, as we said earlier, all the testimonies with the guys of the 113 who are too funny and too pleasant.
A punchline festival from the guys of the 113, really.
And I find it very touching, very moving in many places and in many ways. And there's also a very inspiring and motivating side, but not inspiring and motivating like... Not formatting a speech.
Yes, it's just showing someone how to do their thing. There's no need to make boxes out of it.
Around that It will be inspiring It will be motivating For the people Who will find themselves And that's it It's so good Really I watched everything From a trait It's so good It's Morocco If I can put water To your mill
Of course, you're laughing. No, I allow myself. Title? Oh, nice. It's just that I didn't listen to urban rap in the 90s, and I didn't listen to dance in the early 2000s. So I had very few raves. I had the 113 and Daft Punk, you know, but I didn't have the Ideal G stuff, I didn't know, for example.
I discovered all that.
And I loved it. So it's really proof. It adds a touch, I guess, when you grow up in that. A touch that we could call the touch of nostalgia.
Exactly.
But I think it's really interesting, even if you don't know it.
And I think there's a real thing of... There's a real thing of jouissance. to discover a guy from the shadows who was as influential. It's a fascinating thing to say to yourself that it's this guy. For example, the album of the 113, Les Princes de la Ville. I think there are a lot of people who know him, but who didn't necessarily know that it was DJ Mehdi who had done all the production.
And to see how influential he was, while he remained more or less a shadow guy, I find it quite fascinating. And second, very quick recommendation, Balatro came out on mobile, on iOS and all that. So what did I do on the way here? Well, I did a little Balatro in the subway, that's it, quite simply.
And by the way, second thing, the joke, as soon as I talk about Balatro, hey, can you explain the game to me? Yes, it's good, the joke is done, it's good, that's it, we understand.
Why do people say that ?
It's because when I recommended Balatro in the Floodcast, I made a catastrophic explanation. But as you can imagine, because the game is very complex and that I had not prepared, it was quite catastrophic and extremely long and incomprehensible. So the joke is to get out of my face.
J'ai fait un faux pas en disant Et voilà les vautours La cancel culture en fait Moi tu m'as très bien expliqué et j'ai adoré Parce que je t'ai mis le jeu sous le nez Et je t'ai montré, c'était beaucoup plus simple Mais voilà, cette blague a été faite J'ai bien ri Not a single second, oh la la. But here it is, the joke.
I have a record that is not a cultural record, and I have a little record... Well, you'll see.
You're at home, Marie.
I'm at home, at home. You're at home. I... Shout out... No, that's not it. A record of life, hanging out with dogs, and I'm talking about the animal.
Of course, of course.
Because... I have now the ring finger !
She's suffocating as soon as she talks about it.
And my husband has a dog.
You see, she gives a hint every time she does a little promo.
It's Squeezy!
Squeezy boy!
I don't know anything about dogs. I'm a cat, I'm a team cat. I'm a pet. I love pets, I love animals, it's great. And it's great with dogs. But adopting a dog is a very important commitment.
And so you shouldn't do anything stupid.
And so if you have friends... who educate their dogs well, who have their little dogs, who give them a lot of love, and that you are friends with them, or lovers, as is my case. So you can hang out with dogs. So that's too good.
I agree.
No one can say the opposite around this table, I think.
My first love had a dog, and the separation was partly because of the dog. I think about it.
I think about it often. You think about it already ? I'm really in the mood. So if it ends, I won't see the dog anymore.
Exactly. There are dogs in the universe ! Du coup, j'ai fait un gosse à l'actuel. C'est plus simple.
Et sinon, pour les gens qui aiment bien regarder ce que j'appelle des grosses daubes, donc des films... Ça commence bien.
Il y a le gouvernement.
The last favorite French personality.
Politics.
Goldman stays in the front. But no, I like to watch movies that are not good. Because I have a little taste of hate watch. So in fact, I'm going to watch movies out of curiosity. Here, it's out. And then there, nice surprise, it's bad. And I'm a little happy.
So, we are the king in VOD. Wait, Marie, watch out Marie.
Of course.
No, but no, much more.
Even worse than that. I can't see.
There's a movie that came out on Netflix called Uglies. It's a disaster. I don't know any of the names of the people who work in it, but there must be some famous people. I think the guy is famous, but I found it so wrong. It's adapted from a book. So I'm curious to ask myself if the book's pitch is a little more elaborate.
But I think so, because the first film, Uglies, seems to be the first chapter. There will be a sequel, I hope. Otherwise, the end is horrible. And it's a futuristic world. Wait, it's a dystopia, I think. It's too funny The principle is that At 18 years old You do a surgery And you go from ugly to beautiful So you have the uglies and the pretties And they don't live together
The uglies live in some kind of dark and disgusting stuff versus the pretties who party all day long and who are beautiful. It's really hilarious. I laugh at the moment of this pitch. So, spoiler. Is there a right to spoil?
Yes, a little.
Cover your ears if you really don't want to be spoiled. In fact, the operation of the Pretties, it makes them a little grumpy, they have to put a chip in their brains, which makes them good little soldiers of society.
My eyes are open. There will be rebels at some point too.
And know that they call people from our world to us, the ashes or I don't know, there is another word, the ashes or I don't know what. Because we are big bitches who are going to burn the planet.
I have a criticism of the series. Fault of soul, of personality or of a suspicion of depth, Uglies can't even claim his inner beauty to compensate his plastic leather insignia.
He put the Uglies in the middle of the village.
And if you're looking for it, little tip, close your blinds and your lights well, because it's very dark. So you blink your eyes.
That's a new trend that annoys me. TV shows where it's very very dark and if you watch during the day, you don't see anything. It's like the rides at Disneyland. Stop, put some light on.
Thank you all.
It doesn't cost more money. Listen, since we've been talking about mountaineering for a few weeks, in shonen mode. He didn't do his homework. I'm going to put it after me. Ah, okay, okay.
No, but you know, there's no time.
Ah, sorry, sorry. Cliffhanger. Well, we're not that far. Because it's Frissolo that I want to share with you.
A little anecdote, at first I thought it was a word. Of course. In Italian it was Frissolo.
It made us laugh a few times on Groum Season 2. All the laughs.
I thought it was F-R-I-S-S-O-L-O. Frissolo.
It's just a little entry. We say Frissoli.
The hero is crazy.
He says, no, no, I'm going to eat all the Frissolos. Les Free Bruno Solo Ah oui Donc Free Solo Moi je l'avais jamais vu Et c'est un super documentaire sur Donc qu'est-ce que c'est le Free Solo ?
C'est ce que dit Chewbacca quand Han Solo il est dans le truc là Prisonnier là Free Solo Dans le truc là prisonnier Tu sais ?
Oui oui Tu vois ? Bien sûr Star Wars Un truc là Nick Fury Ouais Nick Fury Donc qu'est-ce que c'est Free Solo ? C'est une blague de geek Que je fais Souvent C'est escalader
Not a mountain, but huge walls in the United States.
You can see that, it's a big rock. Without any help, without any rope, without any musket. With the only strength of the legs and hands. It's terrifying. It raises a lot of questions about the relationship to death, as you can imagine. It's the subject of the documentary. It's not a documentary that starts with him down there and ends with him up there.
It really talks about his training, his life. Because the other thing is that he has always been on the escalator. And now he fell in love with a girl. So what does that change too? Because all of a sudden, you're not alone in your life. You owe something to someone if you risk your life in your passion.
Yes, because all your friends who would be sad that you die, it's not serious.
I reassure you, when you see the guy, very few friends. Everyone does that.
And he dies at the drop of a hat or not?
Completely. It's in the documentary.
Well, you don't see anyone die, but it's part of the subject. Free Solo, it's not like, I really want this guy to succeed. It's not even the subject. The subject is how a guy has a kind of... It's a passion, but it's even something that upsets him. And how does he get to the end of that? And how does he manage to get away with that? And in the end, I think he's attached at the end.
Because there are things that come out of him, etc.
But not attached. Because it's forbidden in Free Solo. Yeah.
It's quite true.
But he's attached.
He's attached. That said, he's attached. It's really my relationship with the character during the whole thing. And obviously, it makes the hands wet.
Because we still see the scale of the thing. And I remind you that he's not attached. And it's really great because he explains very precisely the very difficult things. of his climb.
So when you see that it happens, you really have something like in a movie, like, oh fuck, okay, it's there. Okay, it's there. And it's super impressive. You see all the times where he misses with the rope, and so there he does it without the rope, because obviously when he trains, he still trains with the rope. Anyway, it's really good. Free Solo, it's on Disney+.
So if you want to watch that, it lasts 1h40, I think. So don't hesitate to go check it out. They got the Oscar for best documentary and all. It's to tell you that it's not shit, what we're talking about.
By the way, Disney+, it's still recently become a hell.
Ah ouais c'est terrible Parce que moi j'avais l'abonnement Bah c'est ça c'est que moi j'avais l'abonnement avec MyKanal Et après ils ont dit en fait l'abonnement MyKanal Maintenant c'est avec des pubs Donc du coup j'ai des pubs mais pour se désabonner C'est complètement hyper compliqué Voilà je peux pousser un coup de cul Tu devrais faire un tweet Et arrobas la sonnette Du coup je me suis maté TheBear avec des pubs Alors j'aurais été ravi de payer Mais j'aurais pas réussi quoi Dur dur Ouais
Honestly, I'm disgusted with this episode. I think it sucks.
Really. Axel Balivernet.
Morocco is season 2 of The Jinx. I noticed, because I talked about it to Adrien earlier, that he recommended season 1 to me himself at the time. It still comes back to me. Yes, but it's my... He makes steps and I follow his steps in the snow.
I'm your Sherpa. He's going to offer you a little swimsuit.
Those who saw season 1, season 2 is available. And I've seen other people not see this info. And those who haven't even seen season 1, it's great.
It's funny, it's what I was saying to Axel off-screen, I didn't know there was a season 2, a week ago I thought I should recommend The Jinx on the Floodcast That I had already done, maybe, but it doesn't matter. So I recommend season 1, which is one of the best... One of the best true crime documentaries I've seen.
Yes, because to be honest, it was... It was followed by the billionaire... No, maybe not billionaire. Millionaire Robert Durst. Yes. Who had been accused... Singer of Limp Bizkit. Of Limp Bizkit, of course. And who had been accused of murder. And basically, the documentary explains to us, is it yes, is it not? Is it shit? Is it shit?
Like that, it doesn't seem like it, but it's also because we don't want to tell the inside. Of course. It is unique for many reasons.
It's the only time, and I've been watching a lot of True Crime stuff, where I really had a stomachache of how disgusting and horrible the guy is. It's a character. He has his own universe. He has his own universe.
And just don't stop at the director who intervenes in the documentary. He has a lot of flaws, but he's great. Well, that's really good. And so season 2, it's about... Can you tell us a little bit about what it's about? Because it's hard without spoiling the first one.
It's the consequences of season 1, basically, which was broadcast.
Ah, I like it when they do that. And post-production. I've seen articles... It's a bit meta. I've seen articles, etc. And it becomes meta... Wait, what? Ah, there was also The Staircase, where the series The Staircase filmed the documentary series The Staircase, integrating it into the narration, it was so good. It's really good.
So you'd say it's OK tier, S tier ?
It's top tier, frankly. It's God tier. No, I'm still in the process of viewing, but I've seen two episodes, it's very good. And it's on what ? I watch it on my TV.
I don't know.
The question is, where is your TV? In the living room. Okay, that's good. You know, when you come in on the left, it's a close video, really. It's on my channel. If you have Max on my channel. Okay, sublime. I think it's on Prime Video. No, it's on Max. No, I had to subscribe to Max to see it. Okay, great. Well, listen, friends, it's been... Oh, yes.
Well, after that, we'll probably take 25-30 minutes. What is the recording record? Back then, we were crazy. Back then, we were up to 3h30. And now, what time is it? We're up to 2h20.
That's ridiculous.
That's the shit for me. Ridiculous. We could still do imitations of Terran singing songs. Last little round of tables. Marie de Brouwer, regularly at ZoomZoomZen, on the radio, but not only, on stage as well.
Exactly, the scene, the water in the middle of Paris.
But of course not, Marie. And that, she makes you dance.
So that, I keep it for the show. So yes, on Zoum Zoum Zen, from Monday to Thursday at 17h30, 35, around there, little chronicle. Otherwise, yes, I always do the scene, mainly with the Random Family. Of course. Wednesdays at 20h at the Jamel Comedy Club. So come.
Yes, to the Grand Boulevard, good news, stuff like that.
Exactly, go be a hero. That's the Olympia.
And it's quite far. And it's Xavier Niel, it's not at all... It has nothing to do with it.
So yes, I do stand-up right to left and otherwise I also put my dates and everything. Podcast, chat shows, in short, everything you said at the beginning but at the end. Instagram, Marie de Brut. You're starting to have something to do, a show ? Alors, non, j'en suis pas là. Je pense que j'ai une petite trentaine de minutes. Donc, j'ai de quoi faire de 30-30. Ouais, ce qui est déjà bien.
Ce qui est cool. Ça fait un an et demi que j'ai commencé. Donc, piano, piano, comme disent certains italiens.
Frissol.
C'est Jinx.
Come on, quick, quick, quick, let's finish, let's finish.
No, but I don't have a show yet, but soon, I think, with my fingers, I work. You haven't done 30-30 yet.
Yes, I have.
It's cool, it goes as fast as 8 minutes. And it's really too good, I love stand-up. And I really like to do chronicles, but as soon as I'm on stage... Yeah, that's the trick. There, I have the age, the age... There, I have the heart, the shivers, the cat... No, but anyway... It's the name of the show.
Axel Mali Merveille. Yes, well, you're a marvel. I'm going to ask my mother to call me like that. So yes, you're putting on stage a lot of shows at the moment. Well, there's the show of Eliott Doyle, which is in preparation, with a date for the European one, but I'm not talking much more about it because it's already complete. He says it anyway, around a sentence.
And I'm also putting on stage Guigui Pop, who is part of the Random Family. A OG ! and who is every Thursday at 21h30 at Petit Palais des Glaces. And I love him. He's great. I love working with him. It's great. And the people who are going to see the show are very happy. But if... I'm focusing on the current news. Elliot is... How do you say it? A shooting star. A shooting star.
A shooting star. I love him. So, Guigui, Thursday at Petit Palais des Glaces. Petit Palais des Glaces, it's towards République.
It's next to McDo We know McDo One of the worst I'm so happy It's 6 minutes from my place What a pleasure Oh the New Yorker He finished the stand up Come on I take a coke And I go home The guy The dream life for me Adrien Méniel The Grand Rex There are a few places left I think there are a few places left We're talking about La Bonne Auberge The final episode Of course At the Grand Rex In public Incredible So yeah Seeing the success Fulgurant
Je dégueule. Dès que c'est fulgurant, il dégueule. Un petit trio, là, du coup. Ils ont ouvert les ventes des places en balcon. Elles partent moins vite. Il y en a toujours des dispos. Venez nous voir faire du jeu de rôle.
C'est ça, parce que je me disais, peut-être des gens pensent que c'est archi-complet, et c'est peut-être pour ça aussi qu'ils n'ont pas pris... Enfin, ils ne sont pas vérifiés.
Du coup, n'hésitez pas à aller checker. Il y a des places. Sinon, j'ai écrit pour Hot Ones, maintenant. Knowing that my love Paul and Petite Sauce is still funny. It's still funny. Maybe you'll watch Hot Ones and you'll say, ah, that's Adrien. If there are imitations of Mitterrand, it's going to be... I'm trying to imitate Mitterrand to Kyan. Why does Kyan imitate Mitterrand in all his Hot Ones?
It would be my Everest.
I'm going to imitate Mitterrand to Kyan during Hot Ones.
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