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Il s'agit du flot de cast.
Ça pousse sa mère ! Oui, ça pousse ! Florent Bernard. Bravo ! Adrien.
Bravo, bravo !
Un peu des deux.
Un peu des deux. C'est ce que je vise. Our first guest is an author, actor, comedian, humorist and the only funny guy at the César every year. You saw him in Irréductible, Retour chez ma mère, Babysitting 2 or Jack Mimou, available in VOD, think of my SACD. He arrives on Canal+, with his sketch show, Le Monde Magique, by Jérôme Commander. Eight episodes of parodies. Who could that be?
You'll be surprised. Eight episodes with many guests, it's super funny. But I learned that I shared something with him that's quite funny too, the ligirophobia. Balloons. Balloons. He's afraid of ballons from Baudruche. He's afraid of ballons from Baudruche.
They explode, of course. They explode. No, yes, when they trip. But now you're inventing that to get to know people.
Not at all. I could have talked about it. We've been together for 10 years, I've never heard of that. But we're not that close, Adrien. It's only in work. You know very well.
Daniel.
Claude. In short, it's Jérôme Commander.
C'est Jérôme Commandeur le prénom de ta vie ?
Vraiment tu cherches la connivence Jusqu'à l'état civil Pour percer je suis prêt à tout Non mais j'entends Non mais il y a beaucoup d'émissions qui Une fois que t'as dit ça Moi j'ai regretté parce que du coup A chaque fois on m'amène des ballons Oh non, Fort Boyard Ferme le truc Annulez le happening Mais sur les trucs de Nouvel An c'est une cata du coup Tu ne fêtes pas la Nouvelle Année Pas la télé en tout cas
And it's true that it happened to me once, I raise my head, and it was, I've been on the show for a very long time, and there was a 38 tons of balloons, of birthday, of McDo, and I got rid of it. In running. In running.
Our second guest is an author, comedian and humorist. In addition to his chronicles in Zoum Zoum Zen and his roles in the cinema, like recently in Antongue, at the foot of the Himalayas, or in Oulé le Roi, available in VOD, think MSSCD. He goes around France with his new show, Félicitations et tout et tout, which will end at the Olympia. Absolutely.
Which ends at the Olympia? In Paris, it ends at the Olympia and I end exactly... Thank you.
It's been a pleasure to meet you both. How long have you known each other? Three or four years. How did you meet? Second time.
Like everyone else. As soon as I could put in my mini-interviews that I was a fan of Jérôme, I said it. I think he must have had Google Alerts all week saying, but who is he who quotes me every time? And that's it. And we ended up meeting.
There is a chronicle that is available on YouTube.
Yes, exactly. He kindly came on Inter.
It's always complicated to say the good of people when they are there. I'd rather say bad things and be on their back. But you're at the right place.
That's what we were saying before it was recorded. I'm just saying. No, but it's really... Anyway, he doesn't need it because it's full.
But I told him when I went to see him at the little gym. Exactly. It was seven or eight months ago. it rarely happens, if you, all those who listen to us, count the times when it happened to you when you went to see humorous shows, at the end of a moment, I was fed up laughing.
I laughed so much that at the end of a moment, I looked at my friend Gauthier, the boat that I'm in, who took me to see Benjamin, and I said, there, I stop. And yet the waves continued. You know, I'm not hungry anymore, really. I'm going to make a little
And after that, we added some calm times. Because he told me, frankly, it's great, but there's a moment when you can't take it anymore. So I put in a few moments of calm time to be able to breathe. You're a king of humor.
He has a crown on his head, look at that. That's too much, if I may say so. Comme à la coutumeur à faire les news du Floodcast, est-ce que vous savez le point commun entre Zendaya, La Frige, la mascotte des Jeux Olympiques, Kamala Harris, Zendaya, les Cafés Espresso et la chanteuse Chapelle Rohan ? Ah yes, it's very different. Ah yes, I think I heard about it. You saw it? You spotted it?
By reading Le Monde? I forgot. There's a common point between all these people and things, because it's not just people. Does it have to do with the ad? Not with the ad. Does it have to do with the internet? Yes. Not only internet, but yes, the media. It has to do with the media in general. The most asked things? Not the most asked things, but we're getting closer.
It's less internet than TV, for example. Do people who have fake accounts, no?
No.
Ah, audience records? Not audience records, but it's more the TV. I was saying internet, but it's more the TV. In terms of appearance... Yeah, more... So we have the most cited, but in a certain way... In bad way. No. La Frige took a lot of money. No, it's the opposite. There was a real comeback of La Frige. She did what we call a... A footix.
A footix, in fact. A footix, we were messing around with her. I was going to say a girl from the corner.
Joule, you know, we're laughing at the beginning, and then suddenly, hop ! And the fridge did a bit of that, I think. Knowing that the Espresso Cafés, it's because a singer, Sabrina Carpenter, made a song called Espresso. It's not free that the Espresso Cafés are cited in this list. A song released in 2024. So is the common point a title? It's not a title, it's related to the year 2024.
It's a month.
It's a song. No, not a song.
A few songs on the fridge, it seems to me. You haven't seen the last title of Renault?
Fucking fridge. Fucking fridge. Give me the clip, the fridge. Renaud, it doesn't rhyme anymore.
Cité d'une certaine manière.
Par quelqu'un ? Par des gens en général. Des animateurs de télé, des journalistes. En hurlant ?
Is it mentioned in a specific place? Non, c'est vraiment dans les médias. En France uniquement ou dans le monde ? Aux Etats-Unis, très bonne question. Aux Etats-Unis. Je vais vous dire qui a fait le sondage, et peut-être, ça va vous donner un indice, c'est l'application Babel, en association avec le British... Mal prononcé ?
Mal prononcé.
C'est les mots les plus mal prononcés par les médias et les gens en général. Toi-même t'as dit Chapel Rowan, alors que c'est Chapel Rown. Je vais te mettre une gifle. Et pourquoi Zendaya ? Zendaya, on a appris récemment que ça ne se dit pas Zendaya.
justement c'était j'ai oublié ça m'avait énervé énervé c'est nous qui sommes dans l'erreur c'est ça mais espresso ça se dit pas espresso parce que je pense que les gens disent expresso et c'est espresso je pense je pense enfin je pense l'application banale un petit perso là un petit perso
L'application Babel a partagé les mots et noms les plus mal prononcés en 2024 avec l'aide du British Institute of Verbatim Reporters, une organisation pour les professionnels du sous-titrage. Leur liste se base sur les mots avec lesquels les présentateurs de news, les politiciens et autres personnalités publiques aux Etats-Unis ont eu le plus de mal à prononcer.
Ah, tu pourrais dire la liste du coup ? Oui, il y a d'autres mots, mais je vous ai dit les plus connus. Zendaya, la frige, Kamala Harris, les cafés espresso et la chanteuse Chapel Rowan.
Et parce que Kamala Harris, comment ça se prononce ? Kamala Harris, j'imagine ?
Peut-être que eux se plantent, tu vois ? Yeah, but then you have to see where they put the cursor.
If you don't say Harris, if you say Harris, it's more complicated. I think it's more complicated than that, Adrien.
Fridge, well, obviously he pronounces badly in the United States. You have a good relationship with people who speak English well or not ?
Bah non, comme tu peux le voir. Non, mais c'est-à-dire... Moi, ça me met pas mal à l'aise, parce que c'est bien, en fait. Mais quelqu'un qui parle très bien et qui est français et tout, ça peut me tendre un peu. C'est mon côté chauvin. Mais arrête avec cet accent, là, parle normalement.
Oui, oui, mais comme les Québécois, quoi.
Brownie.
Mais le truc, c'est... En fait, moi, je différencie les gens qui parlent bien anglais et les gens qui... speaks good English and pronounces in a discussion in French the English words with the accent.
And there, it's wonderful. That's it, that's it. Like a chapel round.
Yes, that's it. I was talking about bad pronunciation. I say chapel round. In real life. Well, me, who works a little with English, they largely prefer... The Americans. The Americans, the States, the capital of cinema.
They prefer flat French, which doesn't make any effort.
Because I think my accent is terrible. So they say, no, no, no. This is the deadite, they really want to talk to you like that, because I tried at the beginning and they really didn't understand anything at all.
But it's D-Myzy who said that, because he does interviews with Anglo-Saxon rappers sometimes, and people were fucking with his accent, and he said, but in fact, people understand better like that than if I try to make an American accent, and then I eat the words and everything.
Yeah. So it's true that it's better not to piss yourself off. Because you have a pretty common way of life.
That you recommend in your podcast, Jérôme, by the way.
Yes, that we can apply. Yes, so no, for me, it's more of a well-being podcast. I opened a little Sofro cabinet in the south. I kind of stopped the job. And I take a little bit of the song, a little bit of... So it's put in place very slowly, of course.
I tasted his herbal tea, it's exceptional. He makes his own verveine and everything. We enjoy ourselves when we go to Gérôme's house. So it's a little clear. It's a little hackeux.
There is little verveine in it, I imagine. Yes. Voilà, et puis après, je suis content, j'ai la mairie de la Grande Motte, où ils sont en train de venir, on fait des stages un peu de Sofro, on parle.
Oui, mais t'avais besoin de partir de Paris, moi, tu m'avais dit, de toute façon.
Après le Covid, j'ai tout lâché. Tout, tout, tout, tout, tout. Tout, tout, tout, tout, tout. J'avais envie de... Voilà, c'est comme une espèce de... Débrancher, quoi, un peu.
Ouais, débrancher. Et débrancher, ça, si on le dit aux gens, débrancher. Transgal l'avait dit, déjà. Alors, j'ai d'autres mots. Le clou. Le clou aurait dû... I noted a lot of words that are mispronounced and some of them I didn't know they were pronounced like that, that they are mispronounced in general. And it's common that some words, yet not difficult, are not pronounced correctly.
For example, sourcil. We say sourcil. The L is mute. We say sourcil. Un sourcil. Which is annoying because we don't say un si. On dit un cil, donc du coup tu dis bon... Me dis pas qu'on dit ananas, parce que ça va m'énerver.
Non, ananas on dit.
On dit ananas. Par contre les meufs... Comment on le prononçait Dieu donné ?
Vous avez tous un peu en tête. Vous êtes pas nanassurés vous ? Just my house. My house is to be insured, the rest is MMA. There are 800 per month, but it's going well. The mœurs, it's the mœurs.
Yes, by the way, you say it.
I say the mœurs.
But me, be careful, I pronounce everything very badly. No, no, no. No, but it's true. Because you say it in the live broadcast, you said the music softens the bruises. So that's orchestrated. A press maniac is a magnate of the press. A magnate of the press. We don't say from an earring that it is soft, but soft. Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's logical. I don't say soft, I say soft. I say a soft chocolate. Yeah, that's it. You say what? A soft chocolate. Yeah, in fact, the thing is... I say, oh, the pillow is all soft. And then, it's me.
Ah, the big fat pillow. Like that. Adéquate, on ne dit pas le T, c'est adéquat. Ça, pareil. Moi, je le dis. Et on ne dit pas consensus, on dit consensus et pas consensus. Consensus. Consensus. T'énerves pas. Non, mais après, je rappelle que l'usage fait la norme.
Yes, they say that in La Rousse. It's the first page of La Rousse.
Yes, we did that, but well, if you say what you want.
If you don't know how to read phonetics too. It's also a bit of an improvisation.
And the most common words, in general, asterisk.
People say asterisk. It's amazing.
He got the hang of it. Reblochon. People say reblochon. And I said reblochon, indeed. Obnubilé. People say obnubilé with an M. No. You have to say obnu.
Ah, yes, okay. But people also say obnibulé. Ah, yes, that's right. Obnibulé.
Infarctus and not infractus. And rebellion and not rebellion. Wait, what do we say?
Rebellion. Rebellion. Mnemo, M-N, technique, not mnemotechnique.
Ah, it's mnemotechnique.
Johnny Mnemonique. Johnny Mnemonique.
No, but it's true. We quote it too much, this film.
Yeah, but every time.
But it's written M-N-E-M-O. Yeah. M-N-E-M-O.
Fuck.
Peut-être le podcast le plus intelligent depuis longtemps. On va vite y remédier. Vincent Lagaffe, non. Connaissez-vous le syndrome du loup-garou ?
C'est un rapport avec la nuit.
Ça n'a pas un rapport avec la nuit.
C'est un rapport avec l'animal.
Alors, d'une certaine manière, oui, mais... Est-ce que c'est... Le cri ? Pas le cri. Le fait de montrer un certain visage à certaines personnes et en fait de changer de personnalité ou quelque chose comme ça ? T'es un enfoiré de poète, mais ce n'est pas la réponse. C'est un drôle du loup-garou. C'est très simple.
Est-ce que c'est quand la journée, t'es un homme et les nuits de pleine lune, tu deviens un loup ?
You mean like a real werewolf? In the wild, that's incredible. It exists. Think about the characteristics of a werewolf. To have a lot of hair. So it's very simple. It's just that. But that's not my question. My question is that it's the case of... I have it in the bottom hole, I think. You saw that it was too smart, I said to myself, we're going to... The hair in the ass, the hair...
Alors Jérôme, un skate show. Non, je trouverai un moment plus propice.
C'était un personnage, je précise. Vous venez pour une fondation pour l'enfance ?
Oui, c'est ça, tout à fait.
Sorry, but at the time of Pat Seb, sometimes it was that, the turns. It went from a tribute to Jacques Brel, very sad, to go in the ass now. We didn't wet our necks, it went straight. It was one in the other.
It's true, it's true. And it made a quarter of an audience, because somewhere, that's France.
Because that's life, yeah. Yeah, that's it. So yes, 11 babies have recently been listed with the wolf-garou syndrome. That is to say that they are covered with hair. Covered with hair. Poiled babies. I can't tell you better. Human. Human.
If they were wolf babies, for example, very normal. Very normal. The number 11 is even minimal. Worrying even.
In your opinion, why do these babies suffer from the wolf-garou syndrome? There is an explanation. Food. Not food. Is it something hormonal?
Like the mother has taken something that has deregulated the hormones?
So it's not hormonal, but in your answer you say something else, it comes from the parents. La situation géographique. Pas la situation géographique. C'est le vaccin, c'est le vaccin. Il n'y a plus le temps que je le dise. C'est le vaccin.
Voilà, on voulait le dire.
C'est une énorme... Alors, ce n'est pas le vaccin. C'est donc quelque chose... Attends, les parents... Les deux ?
Pas les deux.
Ah, la mère ? L'autre. Le père.
Pas forcément.
Eh oui, Adrien, bien sûr, tu m'as mis la tête dans ma merde et t'as bien raison. Non, le père. Le géniteur. Voilà. Là, en l'occurrence, c'est des papas. C'est à cause de papas. C'est un vrai indice de dire que ça vient des papas. C'est quelque chose qui consomme très bonne voix, là, du côté de la maternie.
La vape.
Pas la vapoteuse. La Guinness. Non.
It's not food, okay. It's not food. The Guinness, no.
The Prott. Jiffing kids, no. Yeah, the Prott. It's not my father. Not the Prott. But we're getting there.
It's something we use.
Something like a food supplement? No. Not food. Do we eat it by putting it in his mouth and swallowing it? So wait, I don't know. But no, we don't swallow it.
The crack? No. Wait, the 11 children, it's in the same place?
No, it's in different parts of Europe, but mainly in Spain. But it won't give you a clue on the product. It's not the negra paste. No, no. I'm in shit. Is it cortisone? It's not cortisone. They put cortisone on the skin.
No, but you get closer. It's not even Philippe Corti, the DJ. Is it cutané?
Cutanée, c'est-à-dire... Sur la peau. Sur la peau, oui, c'est cutanée. Ah, de... Ils se mettent de la... Mais c'est pas sur la peau. C'est dans un endroit du corps.
Ah, est-ce que c'est le lube ? C'est pas du lube. Non, non, c'est pas du lube.
Et d'ailleurs, à tous les heures, vous pouvez vous luber à fond. Il n'y a pas de danger pour vos enfants. Ne vous inquiétez pas. Non, non, ce n'est pas du lube.
Mais c'est en rapport avec cette partie ?
Pas avec la partie anal, non. Ni teubale. Ni anal, ni teubale. C'est quelque chose qui se met sur une partie précise du corps. Les pieds.
Les yeux. Le nez.
Les cheveux, les cheveux. It's a surprising phenomenon, the use of minoxidil, a lotion against hair loss.
Yes, everyone uses it, it's very famous. Don't show me. No, no, no. You can see me too, but... There's nothing hot around the table, so you can stop. Yes, yes, yes.
Following the alert from Spanish doctors, the European Medical Agency has listed 11 cases of babies touched in Europe. It recommends to avoid any contact between babies and the areas where minoxidil has been applied. So it's not hormonal, it's the dads... Ah, the babies, they touch the hair? Yes, or the dads who get on the bed and then touch their children.
And like something that makes them grow, it...
It seems to me... It's not genetic, it's touching the child when he's born.
That's it.
That's it.
That means that potentially, if you do it on an adult, maybe it works too. I don't know. Minoxidil, a lotion... So it works on everything except on sheep's hair. Apparently, because visibly, it doesn't work on sheep's hair. Minoxidil, a lotion applied on sheep's hair, is a product against calvitie in men who do not need medical prescriptions. It has demonstrated a certain efficiency, the debunker.
I think it's a commercial for minoxidil.
De faire pousser des cheveux sur des bébés Bah non mais je veux dire Regardez ça marche tellement Qu'il suffit de toucher un bébé Et bam il est recouvert de poils Et ça devient le garou Ouais ouais C'est un coup de pub Acheter notre produit du coup Parmi les effets indésirables Figurant dans le résumé Des caractéristiques des produits On trouve en effet L'hyper tricot D'incorrectement à l'apparition De poils indésirables Sur des zones haute culture chevelu Donc ça c'est déjà sur la boîte Ils te disent
If you put it on your hair and you touch it elsewhere, you can have hair excess elsewhere on your body.
And you suspected earlier that we could swallow it. You asked yourself the question, I don't know if we can swallow it.
The answer is no. A good glass of minoxidil. I didn't know what minoxidil was, but if you find it, it's a medicine. I don't know how it works. After that, you have to know that I'm very stupid too. No, that's wrong. No, but listen, you're not the only one.
The boars.
No, you didn't know if the boars were mammals. J'avais douté sur le fait que les sangliers étaient des mammifères Genre les sangliers pompent des oeufs C'est ça le truc C'est là ce qui prouve Les écailles de sangliers C'est un mammifère Oh Jérôme merci J'aurais pas été Si définitif Des mamelles de sangliers Voilà It's my little secret garden. Stop it, stop it, it excites me, it excites me.
Mammals of boars. The little boars of boars. But this passage in the child with such consequences had not been put into evidence.
But there is no place to worry, this phenomenon in the child due to a contact with a father is reversible in the space of a few months. A few months with a child is a long time. It's babies, they're not at school yet and we don't make fun of them. If my daughter had that, I would make fun of her in my home. The magazine Diverto, so no shit, be careful. It's a survey. Is it French? It's French.
Diverto? I don't even know it. Is it about entertainment? Yes, it's a little supplement. It's like the Parisian Weekend? Something like that. It's a big thing, it's not... And Jérôme reads the press.
The paper press.
What we read on the internet, we shouldn't... He writes about his bullshit. He launched a survey to know the 10 favorite French shows. I'm asking you, of course, the top 10. The current top 10.
TPP ?
TPMP is 10th. L'Amour est dans le Pré. L'Amour est dans le Pré. And 3rd, ex-aequo with another program.
Mario Premier Regard. Collenta. Collenta.
And at the same time, L'Amour est dans le Pré. Fort Boyard. Fort Boyard doesn't make any sense. It's crazy. What? It's crazy. Féline dans la tête de tigre. I'm sick of turning the table I'm mad at myself There's no Fort Boyard in the top 10 Is there some cult shows like Telefoot, Automoto, Turbo ? There's Turbo There's Turbo, La Chaine N6, Numéro 7 Dominique Chapate Beautiful cars
Des belles bagnoles. I think his car was stolen. It broke his ankle, I think. There was something terrible. I don't know who was driving.
And we see him fall. The car dragged Dominique Chabot. Poor Chabot. Poor Chabot. which is usually rather well put.
Solid on its supports. Solid. It's been 27 years. The only time he presents the car from the outside, he's... It was bullshit. The light switch remained in the door.
So I left.
Oh, fuck. That's crazy, Dominique, what happened. But then, that said, who was it?
I think it's a little less funny because it's someone who aimed on purpose. It's Claire Chazal who took a shit jump.
Live? A shit jump. During the JT.
No, a bucket of shit.
It was acid. It wasn't poop? No. It was shit.
I'm telling you right in the eyes. No, no. Maybe a cigarette.
No, no, I remember it was something acid. It's really not the same thing. No, no, no. She would have died, especially.
It would have been a poop-acid. Yeah, it's a cigarette, a little bit.
I'll let you read this title of Le Parisien.
It's definitely a verse on Claire Chazal. Four months.
With sursis.
Yeah, so no, no, no.
With sursis. Oh yeah, no. It's okay. The Parisian says it's poop. Yeah. After, be careful, like any news, you have to cut back. You have to cut back with other sources.
Put an IA on the neck there.
You go to a locker room, you can cut back the poop on the girl there. On Claire Chazal.
Is it poop or acid?
We're a team of 200! I can imagine, the president's men with Robert Redford. Wait, wait, wait, what did he say? It's at 6 o'clock in the morning, with three cups of coffee. This article is going to eat me.
It's poop, it's good poop, Mr. President. We're in this world where we're no longer surprised by anything. You were there, ah yes, it's true that the guy took a shit jump on the car.
I have that with the costume of Jordan Deluxe. That is to say that Jordan Deluxe receives a lot of people and no one says, what is this? Jordan Deluxe. The name too. Let's say it's a whole. The costume is really something.
And Jérôme, how much did you win? It looks like he's excited by the price that people are making. It's pretty crazy. Because in 2001, such an actor said that about you. Did it annoy you? Did it annoy you or not?
35 years later, did it annoy you? Yes, or people who are completely out of it. Well, no, what do I need?
50,000 euros a month. I live, what? I have to earn, yeah, I don't know, half a million euros a year. I live, I advance. And then afterwards, we do like everyone else, we pay attention.
No, but it's the money of the company, it has nothing to do with it. It's the excuse of all the rich. No, no, no, it's the company. There are fees, though. So, you said TPMP 10th, Turbo 7th, Koh Lanta, L'Amour est dans le Pré, you still have a lot of them.
Are these still broadcasted shows?
Yes, so it's only things from 2024. There are TV shows?
There are TV shows, of course.
Les 12 coups de midi, Jean-Luc Reichman.
who said to himself, I hope it's not a problematic guy. He had no idea who they were. He was like, ah, ah, ah. In the ear, we said, it's good, it's good, it's good. You look for it. You know that.
The number 2, I don't know it on the show. But I know I'm a foudre teloche. So, I don't know what it is. It's 35. So, it's not, it's up to you. Escape Belle. Very good answer.
Oh, but a foudre teloche, there.
Well, it's a foudre teloche. So, we're going to come, but you'll see on the show.
It's a foudre teloche. Yeah, it's little escapades. Hmm.
Jean petit week-end à Lisbonne donc voilà ça c'est du carreau de carrelage ça c'est les pastèches des Natas la Camargue sous toutes ses formes le sel tout ça oui je pense que les bords de Seine plus d'exotique c'est très beau en Normandie il y a des mais ça peut être par exemple la Seine-et-Marne la Brie non pas du tout exotique provins coulommiers oui merci on y revient enfin
Ça, c'est les France 3 Régions qui font ça le week-end, et puis on va chez un forgeron, et puis après, nous voici chez Mathilde, qui a 87 ans, et qui va nous faire son poteau-feu. Merci, Mathilde.
Mathilde, je suis dessus, là, Mathilde. On a déjà commencé le poteau-feu avant qu'on arrive.
Moi, ce qui me mettait une grande angoisse, c'était les reportages du samedi de TF1, juste après le JT. Ah, reportages.
Reportages, oui.
Souvent glaçants. Souvent, il ne se passait pas grand-chose.
Qui, maintenant, se sont vraiment très orientés généalogie. Ça fait deux, trois ans qu'il n'y a que de la généalogie et des chasseurs d'héritage. On est sur un thème assez mono.
Mono.
On reste là et on n'en sort pas.
Et en même temps, on est les seuls. Donc, pourquoi... Voilà, ils vont à fond, quoi. Oui, ils ont trouvé un créneau, quoi. Ah, ils ont trouvé un créneau. Donc, oui, échappe. Ah, non. Non, attends. Je suis échappé belle, deuxième. Ça a l'air bien, on remarque, ça. Ça m'a donné envie. Moi qui suis dans une plénitude dépressive, là, ça peut être tout à fait pour moi, ça. Pataratata.
But the other one where he sings... Don't forget the lyrics. Nagui is the great absent of this top 10. It's crazy, it's tricky. Friday, everything is allowed? No. Arthur is the other great absent of this top 10. There are still TV shows? Listen, I don't think so. There is a very famous daily show. Daily. Daily, 9th. I gave a very light answer. Wait, L'Heure des Pros ? Non, pas à l'heure des pros.
Il y a d'autres émissions quotidiennes ?
Je ne sais plus trop. Oui, je crois qu'il y en a une de France 5, encore, huitième. C'est passé à vous.
C'est passé à vous.
Le journal de la santé ? Pas le journal de la santé. A little effort, Jérôme.
It's in the air.
It's in the air. It's in the air. It's in the air.
It's in the air. It's in the air. It's in the air. It's in the air. It's in the air. It's in the air.
It's really the panel of people who know each other. Usually it's the local coffee. It's pro time, usually. But here, you see, they give you an hour on the Serbian constitution. With only pros. With only pros of the Serbian constitution.
And you're like, it's true, it's true.
I hadn't seen that. He's right, he's right.
He's right, he's right.
He's right, with article 7, it's not used.
It's wrong, it's wrong, it's wrong.
Tu saignes un peu du nez pendant, mais tu kiffes ! Est-ce qu'il y a des émissions de culture ?
Le numéro 5 est une émission historique même, j'ai envie de dire. Encore diffusé. Les Marches de l'Histoire ? Non, comment ça s'appelle ? C'est Stéphane Berde ou pas ?
C'est Stéphane Berde.
Enfin, c'est peut-être plus Stéphane Berde. À mon époque... T'as fait une espèce de gloobie.
Moi, j'ai regardé la télé depuis vraiment longtemps. Les Marches de l'Histoire. Y'a pas un Lopez ?
Y'a pas Lopez.
T'as confondu. T'as fait un mix entre La Marche du siècle et Secrets d'Histoire.
Secrets d'Histoire, voilà.
Ou alors Les Marches de la Gloire, y'avait aussi... Oh oui, Laurent Cabrol ! Oh, Laurent Cabrol, that name made me feel good. Wait, Les Marches de la Gloire, was it something where there were some unknown heroes?
Yes, and Le Nuit des Héros.
Ah, that's it, there were two of them.
That's what I do when I ask you. Ah yes, Le Nuit des Héros, Les Marches de la Gloire, I would love that. Look at the smile on his face in two. I remember an episode, I don't remember which one of the two, where it was a pilot of a small plane.
Reconstruction, yes.
Voilà, et en gros, il avait plus le liquide pour sortir les roues, enfin le train d'atterrissage, donc il était dans la merde, et en gros, il se souvenait que n'importe quel liquide pouvait faire l'affaire, et du coup il avait pissé dans le réservoir, bon après, le terme débunker n'existait pas à l'époque, mais en tout cas, le mec disait, bah écoutez, voilà, j'ai fait ce que j'ai, je me suis forcé, j'ai fait pipi, et...
He said, I peed.
I peed. He was 6 and a half years old.
He was very early. I lifted my t-shirt up to my chest and I peed. I left my pants until I ran away.
I sat on the pot. I scrubbed myself like that.
And then I walked with my pants down. Like a penguin. I called my mother so she could wipe me. No, no, but he had peed in the thing. To sum up, what did he say?
The man of Tosarat says, he peed in the thing. So...
Sujet suivant. Charlemagne. Alors, c'est Secrets d'Histoire, l'émission numéro 5, de Stéphane Bern. Le B, comme on l'appelle. Le B. Moi, je l'appelle le B. Et sixième, c'est une émission d'aventure. On the adventure of M6.
Ah, Pekin Express.
Pekin Express. Pekin Express, number 6. But you haven't done it yet, Benjamin, Pekin Express.
No, it's true. And why? Because I don't like people too much. I don't like the other one. Get out of my house, walk. And I find the activities a little nasty every time. Always.
They are in crazy countries, but still, you have to put an egg on a spoon. Like a caramel.
There is flour in the basin and then you have to look for a square of chocolate.
It's cool, there is the Taj Mahal next to it.
There is a thing in the bronzes where they have a pen hooked with a chip, you have to put it in a bottle.
Les jeux de mariage. Mais à côté de décors incroyables. C'est ça qui est vrai.
Alors moi, j'étais déjà outré. C'est toi qui m'as appris, Florent, que c'était pas forcément à Pékin. Déjà, ça s'appelle Pékin Express.
C'était le premier.
Le 1 était à Pékin.
Elle est très connue, cette émission. Mais c'est quoi le... Moi, j'ai jamais vu, je crois.
C'est un jeu de... It's the treasure map, but abroad.
And there's still a racing aspect.
You have to go from point A to point B. So that's the thing where they have to stop people on the road and say, can you take us there? Exactly.
Télévision Toujours, qui est l'émission culte, va revenir sur M6 après 12 ans d'absence.
Culture-pub. No.
Politically rock. Do you remember? No, not at all.
Politically rock.
It's great. They took back speeches without the voice and they put, I don't know, telephone or... Yeah. For it to be a lip-sync more or less.
Yeah.
It was a bit nasty. It's like the private life of animals with rock. Exactly. Okay, very good.
A cult show that stopped in 2012.
Yes, 12 years ago. Tele-reality? Not tele-reality, but the real one. We go to people's homes. I can't tell you better. Oh my God. On M6. It was an M6 show that was very cult. No, not really. Me too, I have the impression that it was, but it's not the story. DN Co? No, but we're getting closer. We're in this atmosphere. We go to people's homes. There's a problem. C'est pas on a échanger nos mamans.
C'est du propre.
C'est du propre. Très bonne réponse de Jérôme Commander. Inspiré, tu connais pas ? Inspiré du programme britannique How Clean Is Your House.
Deux nanas, je crois.
Ah, elles vont nettoyer... Deux professionnels dans les domiciles. C'est ça. Les missions envoyées, les deux professionnels dans les domiciles, tous plus sales les uns que les autres.
C'était des dingues, un peu midiogènes. Je garde tout. C'est ça.
In any case, the castings are open.
If there are editors who want to clean their house for free.
Oh no, I'm such a maniac. Frankly, you can eat me on the floor. And besides, you ask people what is very important when we go to your house. But I remember that I had... Des petites tambouilles de... Là, vous mélangez un petit peu de vinaigre, un petit peu de ce qui est maintenant le truc de TikTok. Mais oui.
D'ailleurs, je tiens à dire que souvent, les gens disent qu'il faut mélanger le bicarbonate de soude avec du vinaigre blanc.
Il ne faut surtout pas faire ça parce que ça annule l'effet du bicarbonate de soude. En fait, ça fait de la mousse.
Ça fait de la mousse. Donc, tu as l'impression de faire un truc un peu foufou.
Non, il ne faut pas le faire, justement.
Et maintenant, on va passer la table de chevet au citron. I can't stand this thing, it pisses me off.
I love it, unfortunately. And there, I cut this mango in half and I clean the glass and it shines. It never worked, it's all fat. It's all fat, my life is all fat. You're talking about tricks.
I'm talking about tricks where he cleans. I love that. I have a bit of a trick, the natural tricks, we would know them because it's the first trick that the man would have found. If a mango cleaned glasses, you see.
It's a trick of evolution, you see.
Des trucs qui peuvent se perdre.
Non mais attends, le capitalisme, il nous fait croire qu'on a besoin d'acheter des produits. Et du coup, on oublie que juste du vinaigre blanc, ça fait des miracles. Tout simplement.
Rappelle la terre de Saumière, qui a été un banger de cette émission. Est-ce que tu connais la terre de Saumière ? Oui, bien sûr.
J'en ai entendu parler...
Grâce à vous.
Grâce à vous. Mais non, mais ils sont insupportables. C'est comme les oignons, il y a toujours un truc pour détourner l'oignon, si vous me permettez. Oui, bien sûr. Pardon. C'est une belle image.
D'ailleurs, on détourne l'oignon jusqu'à 22h. On va s'écouter Guinz. Alors l'oignon, attention, parce que l'oignon, moi, ma fille... Non, non. Non, mais c'est assez fou. Je peux partir. Et je comprendrai, parce que je suis dans ta... Tu le sais, je suis dans ta team.
Tu lui as mis un oignon coupé en deux sous son lit, c'est ça ?
I can't believe it. Comment t'en vouloir ? Comment t'en vouloir ? J'avais quand même lu une astuce qui disait que quand tu étais enrhumé, il fallait couper un oignon en deux et t'en mettre une moitié dans chaque chaussette et d'aller dormir.
C'est n'importe quoi.
Bien sûr que c'est n'importe quoi, mais c'est pas plus n'importe quoi que de foutre un oignon sous son lit. C'est un peu plus n'importe quoi.
Oui, c'est comme les dentifrices au fluor. Tu te brosses les dents, donc le fluor, il va pas... I don't care about that.
When I was a kid, we brushed our teeth with sand. I'm not dead! I'm not dead, damn it! Yes, my mother whistled at me. So, look, I have success.
We talk about TV shows and look, hop là, petit virage.
Jérôme, tu viens avec. Eh ben oui, le monde magique. Petit virage chez Turbo. So it's a sketch show that you do, it's eight episodes, I tell you because it's so good to do a lot of episodes. There are few sketch shows, I feel like it's the thing that everyone dreams of doing. We wrote a few of them. Was it something you wanted to do for a long time? Yes, for a long time.
And it's funny what you say, because I also wanted the little rendezvous side of our childhood. Because now, obviously, with the platforms, there are no more appointments, there is only replay. And there, I liked this idea of telling myself, well, during the holidays, every Wednesday from 21 to 22, there are two numbers.
And I thought it was also a small form of tribute to this TV there, 20 or 30 years ago, also where the artists, at the time, it was more the TV animators who went to the shows of each and every one, but made small numbers of songs of variety and everything. Well, there, it's a bit this idea there, but with parodies.
C'est ça. Et avec des guests aussi. T'as ramené plein de gens pour venir faire des tours. Oui. J'ai eu la chance de le voir hier, moi. Je l'ai vu aussi. Les trois premiers épisodes. Et ouais, c'est dingue. Il y a tout le monde. Je crois qu'il n'y a pas une personne qui... Il y a un petit côté Saturday Night Live qui fait plaisir.
Ah ouais.
Mine de rien, dans ce truc-là.
Ah ouais, bon, ça c'est des... Comparaison n'est pas raison. Oh, bordel de merde.
Laisse-moi te le dire. Et encore, je le dis, il y a Delphine Baril dedans. Delphine Baril, ça plane au-dessus de nous. Je l'adore.
C'est ça que je parle des guests, mais il y a aussi plein d'acteurs, peut-être un peu moins connus. Il y a Jeanne Walker aussi, que moi j'ai eu la chance de dire dans le passé, que j'adore. Il y a plein d'acteurs comme ça et d'actrices, et ça fait plaisir de voir tous ces gens.
Oui, il y a des gens connus et il y a Benjamin. Oui, voilà. No offense, I know where I am.
I'm good in my place. No, no, there's no problem. And I'm good. I'm good.
No, but we make a number, both of us, we don't stop this, we make a cuisine of musketeers, special Christmas 90. And we don't remember, because she wasn't only with Micheline, the lady with the white hair who was next to her, she invited chefs for the holidays.
I make a chef who comes with his little recipe. We don't say no more.
That's what I liked too, there are references to old shows. I was wondering if there are any TV moments, not necessarily shows, but it can also be shows, TV moments that marked you when you were younger? I know that for example, Les Enfants de la Télé, it's a kind of rendez-vous because I had the impression to see... The most is L'Or à l'Appel.
Really? Yeah, I don't know, it marked me, the big phone. And then there was the Big Deal, obviously, but... It's the first game of La Gaffe, I think. The roll-call. It didn't last very long, but it marked me. I thought it was crazy, the fluo costumes, stretching your hair like that to make the monkey. It was quite exceptional.
What was the thing about the gaffe that you sent me there, which was incredible? The two-player game. It was on Saturday, it was crazy.
They did the dwarves, they did the dwarves and everything.
They told stories, that's where they told funny stories, right? Yes, among other things.
And there is, I invite you to watch a hilarious archive, an episode where there is Eric and Ramsay, at the very beginning of their career. And next to them, there is Les Vamps, the guy from Lost View, Jacques Pradel.
It's all F1. It's on YouTube. And so, really, in terms of freedom, we will say, in the world. It's the France of the time.
There is the accent, there is all the accents. There is Vincent Lagaffe who, when he sees Ramsay, he says, ah bah, this one, it's for you. So, I was quoting Adrien, I was scared. No, not at all, not at all.
There is the excellent Etienne Carbonnier who makes the canapes with the years. It's so good. And Canapes 95, it's funny, we say to ourselves, we were all contaminated, there was a cloud. It's impossible, how could we... live in it and not ask questions. And I invite you to watch it on YouTube, it's extraordinary.
The funny stories of the big heads, it was still the prime of TF1, which had the largest audiences. It went up to 10 to 12 million people. And even when they introduce guests at one point, I'm not going to say who it is, but Bouvard starts by saying, and she's there, mouth open on the highway, waiting for the chalant. Sorry for the name, but we were there as a family. And it was on TV.
There, bitch! What happened in our heads?
Oh, hell! There are a lot of things.
It's funny, it was a bit after my memories of Star at Home.
You didn't watch Star at Home? Star at Home, it was basically, you brought a fan... Yes, the concept is not complicated. I think I understood the idea.
Bon appétit, bien sûr, tu l'as, l'émission.
Le jour du seigneur, tu l'as aussi. Mais moi, c'est... Et en fait, c'est ce qui était drôle dans Star Adovicil, pareil, je crois qu'ils sont sur YouTube, j'en avais rematé quelques-uns, jamais la star n'est à l'aise. Et ça, c'est vraiment trop bien. Every time they go, well, I'm in your living room. It's very weird. It never goes very far.
And you're afraid that people don't recognize you.
Often, they took very big fans. You had posters everywhere. I hope they worked a little.
They took names at random.
You go to his house? There was also Fan 2.
Oh yes.
And I had a girl from Coulumiers called Dorothée who had met Lame. And I remember that I was quite jealous. It was the time of Lame who had reprised the song of Michel Berger and all. And I admit, I said to myself, damn, the luck she met Lame and all. And she had become a bit the star of the college. Damn, what a luck she had. It was crazy.
As a memory, it's very famous, but the Gainsbourg and the Billet de Banque. I wonder if we don't hear photographers. The moment is so crazy. I think there's a press photographer shooting me. The image is so crazy. And everyone tends to forget.
There were two journalists. I don't remember the name of the first one. And the second one is Gilbert Charbonnier. I don't know if you know who she is. In short, who is not very well known, but it's his time and everyone only remembers the other guy and not at all.
They were two presenters at that time.
And each time he is always cut.
Me, there is something that had struck me, it was in Surprise Surprise, the prank show.
And they had done a prank on Plastique Bertrand. We go back to a little meta moment. When I was a kid, it had already struck me that they were with a friend of his who was an accomplice and they arrived in I don't remember which country in Asia.
And basically, he was sitting on a terrace of coffee, and basically, there was music playing, and at some point, it's playing, it's playing for me.
And then, all the people are like, wow! So, everyone is crazy, obviously. And all the people, the locals, start dancing and everything, as if they were fans of the song.
And he says, oh, well, that's crazy and everything. And he says, oh, yeah, yeah, but here, they're fans of this song, here, in this country and everything. And he says, oh, yeah, but I didn't know, and everything. And then, at the end, they say, well, no, no, no, it's wrong. It's true. It's horrible, isn't it?
During the whole thing, they go on, they go to other places, people recognize them, and they're like, wow, that's great for me.
They did something similar to me in real life. I started, I salute him, his name is Luc Sanzoni, who made me this joke, which is not very funny. But I still say hi to him. You're very mind-dropping. No, no, but wait.
I was at the beginning of Nova.
And we were in Avignon for a play. And we're going to eat at the restaurant. And this famous Luc says to me, there are two people who recognize you. And who would like to take a picture with you. And it was two girls who must be 25 years old. Which is not at all my age. And it's often guys. So I say to myself, well... It's crazy. It made me so happy.
It was like, at least, I think, one of the first times someone asked me for a picture. So I go, with a heart of stone, I take the picture. Obviously, I sit down and he says to me, it's wrong, it's me who asked them to take the picture.
Okay, it's less cruel than what I... I thought it was like, they sent you and they didn't know at all. They said, we're too fans.
They asked to play the fans. The impression in my head was more cruel.
Like, you go there and say, do you want to take a picture? They say, no, not at all.
No, no, fortunately. But it's cruel anyway, it's not nice.
But when you talk about surprise, surprise, there's something that I don't know, that questions me, because obviously we all know now a little bit the backstage of the shooting. I tell myself, but how a show that makes 10 million people, which is still a good deal, with accomplices who are always, how to say, the comedians of the show, who are always the same, are never, never recognized.
Because for me, they were almost as well known as the guests. You think they didn't change the comedians? I remember one that I loved, called Jean-Pierre Allary, who was there all the time, all the time, and who was super talented. He could be the cop, the waiter. They were incredible actors.
And you say, well, at one point, how is it possible that it could have lasted like that for at least four years?
Did it last as long as that?
Ah yes. Ah ok.
But that said, yeah, Greg Guillotin, well, he's more and more grilled, but there are still things that still work.
After, François Damien, if he had done it, I think, in Switzerland to be less grilled, or in Corse.
And there are news that will come out. Oh yeah ? Oh la la, we're excluded ! It's great, that !
Are you shooting a film with him at the moment ? Your next film ? T'es en plein dedans là, ça se passe bien ?
Il s'appelle T'as pas changé, c'est avec François Damiens, Laurent Lafitte et Vanessa Paradis, et ça sort fin d'année 25. Proveur, mais quel kiffeur !
C'est une véritable casquette, il est sur tous les fronts !
T'es un mieux, je peux pas te dire mieux !
Laura Lafitte, while unrecognizable in Jérôme's skateshow. I invite you to try to see where he is.
It took me a little five minutes.
Yes, but in fact, it was not intended. It's that, me, necessarily, I took it as a fact that for people, it's me who grinned. So, I said to myself, well, they know. And all the characters, normally, they have a bit of a common trait. All the guests, sorry, have a bit of a common trait where we try to shift them a little bit. Or is it that you parody a lot ?
That's why I was talking about SNL too, you imitate people. And there, Laurent, we really made him a silicone head, so he's unrecognizable. It's hilarious. It's very funny.
Do you know, because I'll end on the TV like that, but do you know which animator had the right to his own timbre? Wow. A recent animator, I'm not talking about Guilux or... Ah, Vivant. Vivant. Nagui. Not the nag. It's a woman. It's not a woman.
Because I knew that when he was called sexist, it was my choice. Yes, yes, yes. Marianne, of course.
That's terrible because it's dead with her.
Evelyne Thomas.
Evelyne Thomas. It's terrible because it's dead with her. That is to say that she became Marianne and then they said, well, let's stop asking famous women to be Marianne. You're right. Yes, yes, it's the last one.
It doesn't exist anymore.
It's the last one. But it marked people. There was this, and the other thing that marked a lot of people, it's Corinne Touzé, third most beautiful woman in the world. You don't remember this thing or not? Oh yes, I do, I remember.
Yes, but it was TF1.
Of course, that's where people said, oh la la, TF1 is making fun of us, it's tricky. And she was in front of Angelina Jolie and a lot of people, and it was TF1 who had made the top of the most beautiful women in the world. Well, Drucker, the stamp. So, listen, maybe, but that's not the answer I'm waiting for. I'm checking anyway, but it's not Michel Drucker. He's still alive.
Still alive, yeah, yeah. De La Housse. Not De La Housse. I don't think so.
I'll check. I'll check.
He's 55, so he's not over 60. He helped a lot for France. Jean-Luc Reichman?
Not Jean-Luc Reichman. Did he help a lot for France? You're asking a very good question. Did he piss France off?
I'm going to answer your question and it's going to give you a huge clue. I'm not talking about a French stamp. Frédéric Lopez? Not Frédéric Lopez. Would you like to find the nationality of the temple?
Of course. Belgian?
Not Belgian. Swiss? Not Swiss. French-speaking country? Not French-speaking. Not French-speaking.
Ah, so it's someone who has the double nationality. Italian?
I imagine. Not Italian.
Oh no, that's it, I have it.
Yes, of course I have it.
I don't know.
Une surprise, une chialade, l'addition. I know Xavier Mangon, he showed me some long versions. The sketches are longer than in the show. He showed me some rushes and stuff. You have a lot of improvisation, even in the ending credits. I don't know if you'll keep that in the final version. Yes, we kept some nonsense. It's nonsense where there are also a lot of cut scenes.
You're only with friends who love that, who love to grime, who love...
Benjamin, I look at him, I want to laugh because he has a greasy shirt on his forehead and a shirt that comes out of the Villemin case. And Audrey Lamy in Isabelle Belkany. It doesn't end there.
We see that everyone is having fun. And so, inevitably, there are miles of nonsense.
And at one point, even if we were tempted to add more, I said, let's stop, because I didn't want it to be between us. It's often something we've experienced or seen as a spectator. It's to say, they're having fun, but they're between them. I'm a little excluded.
So I put a little bit of nonsense, but not too much. But I took a good 20 minutes of Nikos, which I enjoyed. It's a fuss.
C'est que la famille, quand tu le vois, c'est la famille.
C'est Alper, papa, Padre, Padre, c'est Alpadre. Ouais, ouais, ça va, il va bien, maman, maman.
Mais dans les émissions, moi je l'aime bien parce que si, il aime bien commenter l'émotion. Il fait, c'est très très beau, c'est très très beau les larmes qui coulent là, sur les joues de Béatrice. Béatrice qui est très émue, très très émue.
Yes, but at its disposal, the shows are so long. But that's it. Furnished. You have four hours of live.
You should find this image.
I think it was two or three years ago. But I wonder if that's not what made me want to put it there. It's all stupid. It's nothing at all. And it can happen at any time. There is a kid, a candidate who, I don't know, has to do SOS from the inside in distress again. And... Il part dans les cintres. Il part en l'air avec un harnais. Et c'est rien du tout. C'est imperceptible.
Mais juste, il est en costard. Il a des chaussures vernis. Et il perd sa grolle à 3 mètres de hauteur. Et tu vois une petite grolle qui tombe. Et tu vois le pied qui se bat comme ça dans les airs. Et voilà. Bon, c'est pas plus que ça. Mais là, tu t'es dit, allez, il faut faire quelque chose.
Allez, hop, c'est bon. C'est parti. Allez, allez, entrez. Selon une étude, que préfère faire 8 enfants sur 10 à l'école ? Ce n'est pas des choses qu'ils préfèrent faire à l'école plutôt qu'à la maison.
C'est un truc qu'ils font... Le truc de toutes les activités qu'ils peuvent faire à l'école, c'est leur préféré ?
Non. Ah, c'est pour occuper le temps ? C'est pas pour occuper le temps. En fait, c'est un truc qu'ils préfèrent justement plutôt ne pas faire à l'école. Qu'est-ce qu'ils ne préfèrent pas ne pas faire ? Ça me paraît très clair. Il y a trop de négations. Non, c'est un truc qu'ils ne veulent pas... 8 enfants sur 10 ne veulent pas faire à l'école. Ils préfèrent le faire chez eux. Les devoirs.
Pas les devoirs. Manger. Pas manger.
piss and shit ah yes yes go to the commission go shit it's not just kids at school 8 out of 10 yeah but a lot of adults say I can only shit at home there are a lot of them too but how do you do when you're two weeks at Gerbard don't worry about that I'm not part of this team I prefer to shit at the others so you'll never see me shit at home it's crazy this thing everyone says that everyone says I never shit at the others but at a certain age you have no choice personally
After a while, we don't care. We have to let it go. If it's legal.
Usage is the norm.
As we say in La Rousse. It's the result of a study. How much did they take? They said yes. And with our taxes. No, but imagine. You realize... Imagine a scientist, you know, at 4 a.m.
with just a light. Fuck, but there's a thing here! Eight children prefer to shit at school, but what do we care? Well, sleep, shit, sleep, finally, we don't care.
Well, precisely, my poor Adrien, precisely, the report explains that it is the fear of mockery, the lack of time and intimacy that would also be a brake for children. And suddenly, precisely, it pushes a little bit to school harassment.
I mean, it reminds us of the shitter all the rest of the year. The crotter.
Le crotteur fou. Le crotteur.
Ah, il a crotté. Ouais, ok, je comprends. Mais du coup, c'est peut-être ça qui... Du coup, c'est peut-être ça.
Mais ça a dû arriver plein de fois. Je pense que j'ai déjà dû appeler quelqu'un le crotteur. Bien sûr.
Je savais qu'on allait dévier vers le monde adulte très vite. And all of a sudden, the word crotteur went in a completely different direction. But not at school, I did it at work, I had to call someone crotteur.
You should go to the toilets of the Saint-Lazare station on a Friday night of the weekend. To alleviate these problems, there are solutions. The city of Brame in the Aude has thus reorganized its school toilets. Rather than separating them by genre, they have been divided by age range to reduce the tensions. By quantity of crottes. That's for the big crooks. That's what I was going to say.
What's the point?
I have a theory that knows what it's worth. Sorry, united by what? By age. What's the difference? Because often it's the big ones who make fun of the little ones, maybe. I have a very simple theory. Children will always find a way to harass. Whatever happens.
You have two red pens.
The child is bad. The child is bad.
As it's classified by age, the big guys who want to make fun of the little ones, they just have to put themselves in front of the little ones. They know that there are only little ones in front. And then, they roll. Oh, the shit! Oh, the shit! Come on, a shit, a cracker, a second cracker, a cracker. A third cracker.
I do that, it's total.
For a little half hour at the break. And the urinals have also been removed. There are only full door cabins so that the children have more intimacy.
I think that's not bad. You too, you shower at Total. I like it when I have 2-3 hours on the road, I take a break at 1h30, I take a little shower and then I arrive. Do you take small plastic tongs? I imagine.
Even with a gun on the tank. I keep my crotch. No, but it's for the roadside drivers, I imagine.
Imagine a roadside driver who falls on a guy, a guy on vacation, a panic crisis he must have. Well, a sick person, simply a sick person. What do you do for a living? What do you do for a living? What do you do for a living?
What do you do for a living? What do you do for a living? What do you do for a living? What do you do for a living? What do you do for a living? What do you do for a living? A bit of a memory, but I don't do it anymore. Yes, of course, of course. That's what I like.
Adrien, you have a little routine, a PH routine I want to launch. No, not nothing crazy, a coffee. A coffee, a piss. You also have your show on France 5.
You receive guests, a coffee, a piss.
They choose.
C'est vrai que ça fait mission en France 5.
T'as tiré la carte pisse. Désolé Vincent Lindon, tu dois pisser avec moi.
J'adore les airs d'autoroute. Moi aussi. Pardon, la partie commerciale. Si ma phrase peut traiter à confusion, là d'un coup je regrette. On se rappelle de Bouvard. Oui, c'est ça. Non, non, non, non, mais... Oui, toi t'aimais bien.
T'aimes bien ? But you're more... You go to the side of... You know when there are things that are very regional? You know, the little regional cakes? The calissons? It even becomes too regional.
But there's everything. And the gigastations. The ones where you start to have a pole, a flower... It's too much.
And when there's a bridge... Ah, yes, yes, yes.
Bravo, the bridge.
That's our France. Thank you, France, for that.
Ah, but the bridge... I can't believe this bridge...
The last time I stopped on a highway, and I really said, we're going to have the bridge. And as soon as I got there, I didn't even cross it, I just got in, I didn't ask for more, I went back down. This plastic tube, I love it. There is a side between the urbex and an oasis. When you cross the void and then there is a bit of civilization.
There is an autoroute when you go to the Vosges, you go to Troyes, etc. And it's a bridge where there is a stained glass, I don't know how to say it, a bit of sun or I don't know what. Exceptional. I took a picture and I put it on Instagram.
De fierté.
Il est beau, il est magnifique.
Et moi, je suis un peu contre l'arrivée des fast-foods dans les péages. Pour moi, les McDo, les Burger King. Mais je trouve que ça gage. Pour moi, c'est comme tu dis. Et c'est pas rien en venant de toi. Et Dieu sait que j'adore ça. Mais je sais pas, je trouve que ça... C'est pour la vie, c'est pour la vie. Flunch, flunch, t'es comme moi.
Flunch, ok.
C'est ça, moi, c'est ça. Parce que je suis un mec qui flunch, c'est aussi ça.
Moi, même pas. Moi, je trouve que ça devrait être juste les trucs, les restos qui sont à même la boutique, quoi.
Ce qui a un peu disparu, les Campaniles.
C'est marrant, j'ai toujours passé un peu à côté de ça. Des courtes pailles, des Campaniles, j'ai toujours passé un peu à côté.
C'est Jeanne Moreau qui était fan des frites de chez Campanile. Ah oui ?
Ah bon ? On l'apprend. Ça a l'air totalement faux. C'est totalement faux ?
C'est totalement vrai. C'est un truc qui avait traîné chez Ruki à l'époque sur Europe 1. Et quelqu'un avait dit ça pour déconner. Et c'était un moment de radio assez chouette. Et il avait dit « on va l'appeler ». Donc tout le monde était autour de la table. « Non mais attends, on va pas appeler Jeanne pour ça ».
Someone had her number.
Good evening, good evening. Exactly, she arrived. And Ricky said, is it true that you like the Fritz at Campanile? Totally. I'm crazy about it. I'm crazy about it. Oh, great. It's a great radio show.
Oh, I loved it. It broke my heart once, the air of the highway, where there are also the shops, I wanted to say. Otherwise, I didn't have a love breakup. With a lady who works in her Camtard And between Paris and Coulomiers There is an air of highway The air of the hill ?
No it's Couteau-Vroult I give you the little tips We don't talk too much because it's going to be full of people It's going to be full of tourists It has to stay a little bit My wife lives in Nogent So she came to see me in Coulomiers And once I stop on this air of highway And I see all the gifts she brought me
Dans l'air d'autoroute Donc oui why not Mais bon là je me suis dit bon Effectivement il a dû être sur la route On est sur quelque chose de dernière minute quoi Et bah des petits beurres spécial 77 Moi je pardonne pas ça moi Moi qui suis très à cheval sur les cadeaux Moi ce que j'aime aussi dans ces aires d'autoroute C'est
Like, five ass magazines wrapped in plastic. He stores magazines in ass magazines. And I imagine him going, oh, fuck, five at once. Oh, I'm redone for the next six months. They're a lot on the internet. Yeah, that's it. Donald Trump. Let's go, another one. A great guy, this one.
Again, he defrauds the chronicle, I imagine.
Il va faire des sacrés dingueries, je pense, si tu veux mon avis. A lancé un produit qu'il a promu récemment via une photo de lui avec la femme de Joe Biden lors de la réouverture de Notre-Dame, à votre avis. Peux-tu reprononcer cette phrase ? Non, parce que je suis Scatman, donc je vais trop vite.
Donald Trump a lancé un produit qu'il a promu récemment via une photo de lui sur les réseaux sociaux. Alors, c'est pas des t-shirts, c'est une photo avec la femme de Joe Biden. Jill. Exactement. Lors de la réouverture de Notre-Dame, à votre avis, quel était ce produit ? Un anti-ride ? Pas un anti-ride. Bon, attends, c'est Donald. C'est un truc pour la Maison Blanche, du coup ?
Not at all for the White House. It's really a product that we could launch. It's shoes? Not shoes. Is it a link with the church? Not at all. It's a watch? Because in fact, I'm going to tell you the photo. The photo, it's Joe Biden's wife who makes a big smile at Donald Trump. Dentifrice? Not dentifrice. A thing for... Is it a bit of a thing to be seductive? Of course.
Is it a thing... Does he launch it to make another bullshit or is it first degree?
Well, it's a bit of bullshit, but at the same time, it's to promote his thing. Can we just talk about the fact that a president launches a product already? It's crazy, isn't it? He's not president yet. Doesn't he have the right before it's... No, in fact, he may have the right after, but... You're right, he's president-elect.
He's president, there's a side... It's weird to say, I launch a product, but after, technically, I imagine that it's not forbidden, but...
T'as pas envie d'acheter les pâtes au gaz de Nicolas Sarkozy qu'il lance là en janvier ? Non, non, non, mais il y a eu, alors que, alors c'était pas la boutique de Macron, mais il y a eu la boutique de... Oui, de l'Elysée. Non, de l'Elysée, mais même il y a des parties... Oui, de En Marche. Ah oui, c'était dans Plutôt Caustique, le podcast d'Urbain.
Clément, où il disait qu'à l'époque où ils bossaient à Topito, ils avaient voulu acheter justement tous les produits dérivés politiques, et que le seul qu'ils avaient reçu, c'était une tente Front National.
Et un truc, un vrai produit officiel, et t'as vraiment la flamme... Pas de jeu de mots, hein.
Non, mais t'as vraiment la flamme bleu-blanc-rouge à l'extérieur de la tente et tout, quoi. Who always puts an atmosphere at the campsite. That's what they said. They said, you really have to... Laurent Ornac can do it, please. Urban Elfest with this little... And so, the parties, they have derivative products and everything.
No, the parties, I know, because I think that's what they finance too, their cabinet, things like that. But a president, I agree, it's a bit different.
He had released stuff, sorry, but at the time when he was president before, he had released stuff, I think, I don't remember anymore.
Is it a relationship with Elon Musk ? So it's not in relation to Elon Musk.
It's a normal thing. But I was even surprised that Trump was at the opening of Notre Dame. Again, he is not yet president. It was surprising that he was there.
Wait, does he shake hands with Jill Biden on the photo?
There is an exchange of smiles. Is it really an exchange of smiles?
In any case, she smiles at him. But is the promo axis to say, with that, I can even fuck Joe Biden's wife?
Well, we're getting closer to that. It's a bit like that. We're getting closer to that.
It's not exactly a fuck.
A lick for the hair? No, we're getting closer. Is it to be beautiful? A perfume. Ah, the smell.
I have a headache just imagining the smell of the perfume. Donald Trump.
You're going to be surprised.
A black dragon, but with the potards at 12.
It's Claude Cologne. I think it stings the eyes. Donald Trump uses his platform Truth Social, which is on Twitter, to promote his own Cologne.
On Twitter Elon Musk put it back Ah ok I don't know As soon as Elon Musk Bought Twitter He rebanned Donald Trump So here are My new perfumes And high column Trump I call them Fight fight fight Because they represent Our victory A perfume that sells 200 dollars On the website Trump But it's worth it It's the price Trump fragrance That I like Fragrance I imagine Fragrance sorry This high column For men even declines With a range of perfumes For women sold at the same price I think it's the same It's going to be a delicious smell Already it is Inclusive
Oh la la la vache ! Et si je peux me permettre... A little dumb Trump, if I may. Oh no. I just had a flashback. Charmer.
No, but I just had a flashback. Indeed, he had sold derivative products, since he had sold NFTs, but in the form of cards to collect. Ah yes, of course. Where it was Trump cosmonaut, Trump boxer, Trump cowboy.
I thought you were talking about Macron. No, no, but Trump, he had sold cards to collect, where it was him in boxer, him in cosmonaut, him in cowboy and all. I like it a little bit. Without wanting to say good things about Donald Trump. A little good. We already asked you to do a commercial for a brand, Benjamin. No. No need to tell us the brand.
I was contacted to... They were launching Orangeina Rouge. Okay. And it was for a competition of an advertisement. And I had written with Zahid, who was kind of my character, but it was really at the very beginning. And the guys liked what we were doing. It was very nice of them. They won the competition with our thing. And they went on something else. So it's pretty classic.
But in fact, seeing Lozay running, and we were at the beginning, we said to ourselves, aren't we trying to screw up the character for an ad? It's a bit of a shame. And in fact, they did very well, because they took back the character that Shabba had used, Orange and Red. And so it was much better like that. It seems that it annoys a lot of air when you think it's him.
You say, I'm not Orange and Red, leave me alone. It's the only time, but suddenly, that's it. You, Adrien, at the Golden era, there were a few commercials.
If someone asked me to... Because you refused. Yes, yes, several. But I don't want to say... No, but there's nothing to say.
No, but... We're talking about commercials or making a story... It could be a story if you have an anecdote. It was a bit annoying, they sent me a DM, and it was a product to, basically, wash the intimate parts. I said, it's fine, I don't need... They wanted to send me the free thing, and at the same time, in exchange for a mouse, I said, no, it's okay.
I don't know why, but they had turned the message in such a way that I said to myself, I think you're confusing with my brother. Because my brother, he has a YouTube channel on health and all, and I said to myself, maybe it was destined to him.
But hey, it was a bit annoying for him. That I say, a thing for people who stink of the dick, it's my brother, you think. There was a real reason, there was a real reason.
You, Jérôme, you have already, without necessarily saying the brands, you have already proposed... Yes, and in fact, every time I say to myself, oh yes, why not?
And at the last moment, it slows me down. Because I tell myself, it's still, especially today, because before there was this side, I do a little thing somewhere and then no one will know. Which is less the case today.
Vaguely.
And so, yes, because I think it impacts the films you make or a project like this one. So, beyond the amount, which can obviously be huge, I find it more implicating than just doing a commercial like this.
Petite angoisse, petite suée, à chaque fois au moment de dire... Mais ça en est bien sorti, je trouve, Judor, sur les pubs EDF et tout. Après, c'est lui qui les écrivait, c'est lui qui réalisait.
Oui, mais pour en avoir parlé avec pas mal de gens dans les agences qui, justement, venaient me solliciter. Et en général, t'es plutôt le troisième ou le quatrième sur la liste. La pub de Judor pour EDF, c'est un peu le maître étalon. C'est-à-dire qu'il a réussi quelque chose de tellement chouette, tellement... So after, for years, he came to see the artists. We want that. Yeah, we want that.
But except that... And it's so much the humor of Judor. That's it. Everyone doesn't have his twist of writing.
Yeah, his little skill. He started in advertising, Judor.
Really? Yeah, he worked at... Advertising, I think, if I'm not mistaken.
I think that Judor started in advertising before being a comedian. Maybe not advertising, but in any case he worked in an advertising agency. The radio stuff is funny because even that now, people recognize it. And it was Vincent Dedienne who had a story. Everyone thinks he's doing an ad for something and it's not him.
And there, you've lost everything.
Aldi, that's it. Like Louis Garrel with Garfield 2. Yeah, that's it. But there's Louis Garrel, uh, Louis Garrel, uh, so Vincent Desjardins, sorry, he made a statement saying, really, it's not me in the Premier League, and I don't touch money, so really, I'm losing at all levels.
And it's true that the voice looks like him, now we're used to it, so we hear that it's not his. Yeah, but at the beginning, yeah.
What sector of activity, and then we'll move on to another little game, what sector of activity finds itself in a shortage of staff this year ? With Macron, there's a lot of choice, I guess. Oh, damn, but he snipes. The hotel room. Not the hotel room. So, the period of the year is a clue. The delivery men. Not the delivery men. The gift packers. No. The Santa Claus fathers.
The Santa Claus fathers. The market fathers.
Yeah, yeah. Commercial centers.
There's a shortage. That means they're all... There's no more. There's no more. We can't find any more. C'est... Là, il devait y avoir un Père Noël pour l'émission. J'en ai pas trouvé un seul.
Attends, attends, il est à combien, le cachot ?
Oui, parce que les Pères Noël, en plus, ils... Je m'actualise pas.
Oui, les critères de recrutement sont pas hyper... Je suis en train de stresser. Je stresse, là. Je m'actualise. Le marché de Coulomiers, on te reconnaît pas.
Galerie Lafayette, si ça... Enfin, moi, je vais bien le faire cet après-midi.
But I find it very worrying that there is a shortage in this environment. It's that they're going to recruit people, it's going to be the limit. It's going to be hilarious. It's going to be terrible. You'll see, that's it. It's that if there's a shortage, it's going to be terrible.
No, it was that it helped a lot the intermitters of the show, in fact. You were joking Benjamin, but it's true. What does that mean? That they are all on the market and that we lack... That's it, I'll explain to you, it's that every year, it's a headache for the directors, you have to find a good-looking guy with a white beard ready to play the character at the time of a show.
Oh yes, but they are high-end. I was thinking of guys with fake beards.
No, but that's it too, it's a whole. In the fall, schools, collectivites and private companies are so angry that a handful of intermediate and intermediate comedians are ready to wear the emblematic red and white costumes to take pictures or distribute candy and gifts, as on the markets. But the task is far from easy because the candidates are becoming more and more rare.
This winter, for example, Lauriane Barthol, director of an event in Rhône-Alpes, has already recruited 23 people from the commercial centres to select private companies, but she still had to refuse a dozen contracts because she had no more money.
She doesn't have a Santa Claus anymore. I wonder if there are guys who have such a Santa Claus physique that during the Christmas period, they hide a lot and then they're quiet.
But I don't give a shit. C'est vrai que tu l'as dit en regardant le roi dans les yeux Jérôme, c'était étrange.
Et en le pointant du doigt en le filmant. Non, non, mais je me demande s'il y a des mecs qui, comme des saisonniers, quoi. Mais je pense pas que tu gagnes des milliers d'essence.
Ah non, je pense pas, mais imagine, tu fais ça tous les jours pendant un mois. Non, je pense pas quand même. Non, je pense pas, je pense que c'est mille. J'adorerais que ce soit possible, mais je pense pas. Moi, j'ai appris, alors je pensais pas vivre ça de mon vivant. Il y a une nouvelle tradition de Noël que je connaissais pas. Ils font ça dans l'école de ma fille. C'est le lutin farceur.
You've never heard of it?
It's a camera thing. Oh yeah?
No, no.
It's a camera thing. It's a camera thing. It's a camera thing. It's a camera thing. It's a camera thing. It's a camera thing. It's a camera thing.
It's funny, it's quite funny But he talks about that And this thing And it's an American thing I think It's a farfadé Every day it's a luthier who does shit And when your child wakes up You pour flour You put little footprints That's invented by an alcoholic father I think But no, it's a luthier Someone shit in the sink It's a luthier, I remember
It's not you, dad, who... No, no, not you at all. It's my father who invented the lutein farceur, I remember.
Like the little mouse. Yeah, that's it. But what I find very weird is that Christmas, the idea is to say, well, you're wise, you have gifts. And then you say, well, for a month, there's a lutein who does shit at your place.
The lutein farceur, he lost the house at the poker.
The lutein farceur, no, the other farceur. Because you were at the casino yesterday, dad, it has nothing to do. No, it's the lutein, it's the lutein.
Ah, okay, okay.
Dear friends, I have a little game to offer you. The game of imitate your answer. Of course. Yes, of course. So, what is the imitate your answer? Jérôme, I see you dubious. Of course. I understand. I'm going to ask very simple questions. Yes. The answer is someone I know. But you have to answer with the voice of the known guy, knowing that... The fastest possible. The fastest possible.
It's a game that is quite funny, in quotation marks, because often, the voice goes faster than the brain. And that's what's quite interesting. So you have to take your time.
No, exactly, absolutely not. Absolutely, the opposite. The exact opposite.
Okay, okay. No, but that means that, in short, it pushes you to limit people a little bit. That's what it means. You don't have to limit me, I beg you, imitate well. But the answer comes so fast that the voice doesn't follow, often. Are you ready ? If I tell you, for example, it's the animator of 12 coups de midi. C'est Jean-Luc Reichman. Voilà, non, et non. Oui, c'est la bonne réponse.
Voilà, tu vois. On est tous restés... Quoi, là ?
Non, non, non. Moi, je trouve qu'il y a dit quelque chose. Je suis adoubé, je suis adoubé.
Mais il a la voix plus rock qu'avant. Jean-Luc Reichman, who now has a look, I saw him at a concert, not a concert of Jean-Luc Reichman, he was next to me. No, it was McFly and Carlito. A real aviator. C'est-à-dire qu'il y a un loop biker aviateur de Daron, je ne sais pas, j'avais envie de lui payer une bière.
J'ai une anecdote Souchon, je vous embête deux secondes. Oh bah regarde-moi ce que je vous raconte. Je suis à Inter, je sors de l'ascenseur pour aller faire ma chronique et je tombe nez à nez avec Alain Souchon. Quand même, je suis trop content et tout. Et vraiment, je vois, il me regarde, il me pointe du doigt. Genre, je te reconnais, mais je ne sais plus comment tu t'appelles.
Et donc, moi, je suis un peu surpris. Putain, Souchon voit un peu qui je suis. Et je fais, bonjour. Et il me fait... I love it, but it's still not my name and my first name, it doesn't matter. I was already quite flattered like that. I was so panicked that Alain Souchon recognized me. He was waiting for the elevator to come down and I say thank you and have a good trip in the elevator. And I left.
And all the way after to go to the studio, I was saying to myself, but why did I say that?
Let's hope he took me for Aymeric Lompre.
That's kind of what I hope.
I'm not going to lie to you, it was a disaster. I'm a specialist in little sentences like that, where you say, I have to say something. Oh no!
When you redo the film, it's impossible. We received Clavier in another podcast here. And in fact, Clavier says a lot of bullshit. Sometimes he tells anecdotes, and in fact, everything is false. He makes you laugh, you see. So we laughed a lot. And at one point, he tells a story. He says, yes, Bob Marley, I saw the film with Bob Marley.
You have to know that Exodus is inspired by a film with Paul Newman, you know. I say, ha, ha, ha, ha. C'était tout à fait vrai. Vraiment. Je me demandais qu'il était de la merde encore, qu'il était parti dans une impro.
Non, c'était un vrai truc et je lui ai ri au nez.
Voilà, tout simplement. Ridicule. Attention, il était le maire de Levallois-Perret.
I don't even know.
Wait. Wait. Patrick... No, I can't do it anymore. I did it. You're the only one who can do it.
Yeah, it was a little bit... Patrick Balkany.
Patrick Balkany. Oh yeah. Yeah, I remember there was a... As much as I grind rice, I do it super well.
It's true that you did it in my head, it was hilarious. We were laughing, damn it.
There was a sentence in the series, I don't know why, it was like, it's rare, but it exists.
Yes, madam. Yes, madam, the judge. Have you seen Isabelle Balkany's video? She says on Instagram, it's not me who sends porn videos.
Of course. She leaves a long silence of 25 seconds. But everything is cult. When she smokes her clove on her mini, she waits for her husband to get out of health. And the info channels, I don't know, one or two years ago... And she's there, there's nothing to see, nothing to show. When he goes, he swears with a BFM team, I think. She's very famous. And the camera, he confiscates the camera.
The problem is that she's filming.
The reason is when he complains with his lawyer, the minister there, in front of the cameras. He says, no, but especially say that it's not me.
And really... Stop, please, to say that.
Stop talking. The mouth of Dupond-Moretti.
Yes, that's it, Dupond-Moretti. People, stop, I swear.
No, but because they got it wrong, it's his age. Because they say that I'm 72 years old.
He says, yes, it has no interest, it has no interest.
No, no, but you have to say it anyway. Because I'm younger than my age. Je baise encore pas mal, sans mes doigts. Non, c'est bon.
Et il y avait aussi le truc où tout le monde disait, écoutez, il faut qu'il sorte de prison parce que son état de santé ne permet pas de rester. Et vraiment, deux jours après, on le voit à la fête de la musique, en train de danser sur Jomb. Ah oui, oui, c'est vrai, c'est vrai. Jomb, il est en train de danser, tout est bon. Ouais, je crois que ça va.
Vraiment, là, l'avocat, j'imagine, genre, arrêtez, arrêtez. Il rachète votre société pour un euro symbolique. I don't know the fucking dreams.
Well, yes, he's a businessman. I lost it, damn it. I'm Tapie, wait, are you kidding or what? Wait, I lost Tapie, wait. Everyone will remember, I can tell you. The name Tapie, everyone will know this name in Panama.
Not bad, not bad, not bad.
I lost it, I lost it a little. He sang these people in Amsterdam. Jacques Bré. What, sorry ? Then I did the teeth.
He did the teeth. Very nice. Jacques Brel. Very nice.
Very nice. But why, Jerome Commander? But why? But why? But why? But why? The distress. But why did you do that?
I saw you on Téléthon, didn't I? Well, of course, but he's the presenter of the Starac.
Yes, son.
It's honey, it's honey for my ears. You have to say the name, you have to say the name.
It's Nikos.
There's a sweetness, there's a sweetness. There's a sweetness, but he makes a very soft niko. It's a pro of the stick, we remember. A crazy stick, we remember, he fights in the streets. He presented the largest cabaret in the world.
It's Patrick Sébastien. It's Patrick. If that's being silly, I tell you, do it right now, you're going to enjoy it.
You're a little scared. No, you can. But the text was good.
It's great. It was really what he said. I would leave a boss on my coffin for the well-thinking. To piss them off.
To piss them off.
That's great. I like it.
There are people who say... There are people who say... And you shouldn't listen to them.
And they cross their arms more and more. It's still funny. It's still funny what they say, guys. Because apparently... There's a song there, a bullshit there, made with artificial intelligence.
I always prefer natural bullshit. Which makes me say horrors that are not my values at all.
C'était quoi la chanson ? Je préfère chier dans mon froc. Là, devant toi, je préfère chier dans mon froc. C'est bon, Patrick.
Attention.
Je bande. Hein, toi ?
Attends, quel rapport ? Moi, je le dis.
Moi, je bande devant tes yeux.
Moi, je bande encore. Et alors quoi ? Et alors quoi ? Poutez-moi les menottes, en fait.
Il analyse des discours politiques sur Twitch. C'est clément, Victor.
C'est un mythe. C'est Clément Victorovitch, mais putain, c'est vrai qu'il est tout le temps très... Oui, Clément.
Victorovitch, that's it. The word. And yes, Mouloud. I had done Mouloud too. How is your soul going? Are you okay? Did you have a good show? Are you okay, Kylian? What do you think of it? How was Sweden? Tell us, tell us. And it made me happy because he talked about it in France, in an interview, saying that the imitation made him laugh a lot. I didn't expect it, I confess.
And it made me very happy.
Of course, because that's always what people say who imitate or who do sketches. People still take your sketches badly sometimes too.
Yes, of course. There are some.
Bruno Solo.
Bruno Solo. He was facing me. I think he didn't appreciate it. That's crazy. I saw him again.
You told him in podcasts and there you rapped him because you had a... I saw him again yesterday.
I saw him again yesterday. You're a scarecrow.
You may not know, Jérôme, but basically he had done a humor contest. In front of Bruno Solo, who had a very bad time.
It was my first time. And Bruno Solo had been a bit rude. And I was told that on France Inter, I was going to have Bruno Solo as a guest. I said, are you sure? Because I'm going to tell him what happened and tell him again. He said, don't worry, it's going to be a good atmosphere. I'm not sure. Okay. And he was a very good player, I must say.
Even at the end, he told me, bravo, you had your little revenge, well played, when we met again yesterday. I thought that's what he thinks. But he was a good player, and when we met again yesterday, he told me again, he told me, it made me laugh, you did well, don't keep that on your heart, it was great. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
No, but in reality, I think people take it well. I think you do too, but it happens. Yes, there were two or three who didn't take it very well, but that's okay.
I had one with this medallion on Europe. At the time, I stayed a long time and I made papers in front of the guests. There was Gonzague Saint-Brie, he left, I can talk about it, who was a very media historian who came a lot to Europe, who was also adorable. And I make a kind of story, a bit of a dick, in short, which is mixed with the prints.
And I put, but really, as I could have put something else, I do that a little even in vain, to be honest. I put that his parents were collaborators. And I say, well, and your parents, dear Gonzague, who did not demerit, at the time when we spoke German in our countryside. And then, he hits the table and says, it's not true, it's false, it's false.
And I understand, I came across a real, at the time, it wasn't called Bad Buzz, but on a real file, and that we had really suspected. And then, he's going to explain that, but no, I did it by chance, but if I had known... Because it's always funny to talk about collabo. If I had known that we had really accused your parents of that, and I understand everything.
And he understands that I didn't do it on purpose. I finished my paper trembling because I thought to myself, it's impossible to explain.
Terrible. Dear friends, this is the end of this episode. We're going to make a very last round of table of cultural recommendations. Jérôme, is there something that you saw recently, a film, theater, a concert, maybe even a book, whatever, that you liked recently or that you want to share with our listeners?
Benjamin, he's there. And Alison Wheeler, her one man, who is amazing. That's it.
Alison Wheeler, who is also in your sketch show, who is very funny.
Yes, yes, but who is really... The show is great.
Yeah. Okay, great.
She's playing at the Olympics, I think, at the end of the year. Yes, very soon. Yes, very, very soon. And a friend of the show.
We love her, we love her. Benjamin ? Me, a Facebook account called Humour et second degré, where there are a lot of gifs, a little funny, a little... No, no, it's a podcast called Le Mécanisme du Journalisme, which is very good. It talks about Pygmalion, a little bit about all the things where you say... Pygmalion, Pygmalion, Pygmalion, Pygmalion, Pygmalion, sorry, excuse me.
It's the big deal.
And all the things you've heard about, you say, it's going to make my nose bleed, I absolutely don't want to listen to this thing. And in fact, it's explained by the journalist, how he did the investigation. And often, it's politicians' mistakes that make the case explode. And it's super interesting. And there are lots of episodes.
I highly recommend you on Radio France, I think, on the Radio France app. Magnificent. Adrien ?
Listen, a little video game recommendation, because it's been a long time. It's an Instagram account, and I think it's also a YouTube channel.
It's BonnetoileJV, all attached. Video games. So I follow him on Instagram.
And every week, he makes recommendations for indie games. So not games that we've heard a lot about. And I find that every time, it's already quite concise. He doesn't dwell on words. And I think his selection is really great every time It's really great Every time It's all types of games, it's only PC
No, not just that. Because Shaq is very PC.
No, but that's the question that Jérôme was going to ask, I think. It's good that Benjamin is doubled. Yes, it's better, it's better.
No, it's a lot of PC, but not just that. A lot of games come out on several platforms.
But every time he makes a selection, there's at least one game where I say, ah, that, that interests me. So he has, in any case, he has tastes that are compatible with mine. And it's very good. Very well, I have a meta recommendation, lesrecauduflodcast.wtf.
These are fans of the show who have created an internet site, where you can put all the recommendations for 10 years, not bad, with clickable links, that is to say that when you take a book, you can click. They did the job we haven't done in 10 years. lesrecauduflodcast.wtf, what the fuck. Great. And so there's everything since the creation of the show. If we cite a film, there's the IMDb.
If there's a book, there's Amazon.
So we're giving a big shout out to the people who did that. I saw them quickly on my Insta. I wanted to thank them for doing that. Bravo to you. And that's too good. Well, thank you everyone.
Thank you very much. Bye.
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