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I'm still drinking a little bit.
Wait, but I'm scared. No, wait. Do you feel what I have there? It's chocottes, my friend. Oh, chocottes de baiser. Chocottes de baiser. But yes, because it's the Halloween episode.
It's spooky.
It's spooky. Oh, wait, I open the door, there's no one.
A ghost. Very early.
Open the door, there's the spooky in the sass.
Ah yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. We stop here the episode. It's over for us. We're at the top. So, hello and good evening and welcome to this new episode. A little bit particular because it's Halloween. Oh.
I think it's a cat. I think it's a cat. I'm kidding, I think it's a cat. Do the cat again? No, I didn't do the cat.
Oh sorry, do the door again. Oh yeah, I think it's a little angry cat. No, an angry cat. Can you call me an angry cat that opens a door?
I don't know what he's talking about.
As usual, we are accompanied by two guests. Our first guest is an internet witch who reigns on Instagram, YouTube and Twitch with her grimoire of humor. Mistress of comic potions, she bewitches her subscribers. If she's scratching your hair on your head, it's so you can better cut them in her cursed hairdo salon. Yes, it's Mousse, it's Natalia Dzerzhko.
Yes, it's me, the web witch. I throw spells and dislikes on the videos.
No one knows her voice. No one thinks it's her.
No, but for the Halloween special episode, I decided to lose my voice. It's true, you screamed in a cushion.
I played the game to the bone.
You can also be the grandfather of the Soussons. Oh, oh, oh, oh.
The next episode. He imitated Omer Simpson a lot, Adrien. He imitated all the characters. Don't tease too much about the next episode. It's a real masterclass. Our second guest, watch out. is a metamorphic director. Two days, a discreet director who co-wrote and staged the film Vermin, available everywhere in VOD and in cinemas. If you're in Paris on October 31st, it's Halloween, it's spooky.
Special screening on October 31st at the Pathé Convention. Yes, spooky, spooky.
But at nightfall and the nights of full moon, he turns into a huge square and violent rugbyman capable of hitting a kid who would beat him at Mario Kart. I'm lucky to share the daily life of this licking right now because we're working on the next part of the Evil Dead saga. It's Sebastian Manichek! Oh, I cut the music. Oh no. No, it's good. I'm what? I'm metamorphic? I went on a werewolf.
Oh yeah, okay, okay.
A lycanthrope, then.
A lycanthrope, yeah. Lycanthrope, but it's in Underworld where they call them lycans.
And we have to remind you that Seb came despite a terrible wound to the face. Of course.
Hey, he did it again.
Killed by a vampire. It's spooky. Everything is fake. It's obviously to start our kind of fake genesis around Evil Dead. We start to tell dirty stories, etc. That's it. We get into the atmosphere.
We create a background.
But for me, the metamorphs, I think it was the stuff in the books when we were kids where they transformed into a sea star. You know, where there was a design that was pretty crazy. And when you really took the character in the middle. It's the Animorphs, right? That's it. It's the Animorphs. And when you take the character who is in the middle, in the course of transformation, it's crazy to laugh.
It's Exemur.
Spider-Man ! C'est pas un film d'horreur, c'est pas normal. Ah oui ? Bien tenté. Non, mais c'est le surnom de Seb. C'est vrai.
Ah ouais ? Et le bouffon vert, il te fait pas peur, toi.
Oh, c'est spooky !
Ouh !
Alors, juste, je voulais dire aux auditeurs, aux auditrices, si ça vous énerve, là, coupez l'épisode, on va faire ça tout l'épisode. Il faut rage quitter. Surtout que j'ai prévu un floatcast un peu autour de l'Halloween, autour d'horreur. On va vraiment entendre les culs de Adrien pendant une heure et demie, quoi.
No, but for example, I want to tell you this story of Rebecca, Rupert and Catherine, who have a rather particular relationship, in your opinion, in which is she rather unusual? Wait, they have the same family name, you said? They don't have the same family name, but the three names are Rebecca, Rupert and Catherine, and they are not witches. Knowing that there is Rupert, who is a boy.
How old are they? So I don't have all the information. No, no, they are adults. Who do satanism. So they are not satanists. Wait, is there one or two or three who are dead? Very good question, Adrien Meillet. One of them is dead. One of the three. They want to bring him back to life. Rupert is dead. They are both married to a dead guy. So it's not exactly that, but you're not far.
It's just ass shots. We're a little in there. Ass shots with... Ah, it's a ghost who fucked the two of them? So no, it's not... No. No, but it's much less disgusting than what I had in mind.
No, no, no. Did they get the ashes? Because I know we can make diamonds and jewelry. Maybe they got the ashes to make Insect Toys.
No, very good idea. It's kind of a first idea. I understand that it came to mind.
A kind of sick Nathalie.
Post-mortem, did they have a child of him because he had given his sperm? Oh my god, you're in some crazy scenarios.
For me, it's just a concept. It's spooky.
I think we had it. We had something like that. No, it's a bit more down-to-earth. You're going to be a bit disgusted. They killed him. No, no. With their own hands. I'm not part of... So that's a real debate, by the way. I love horror movies and everything, but all the killer stuff in Syria, it hurts me a bit, for example. When it's potentially true, you mean ? Yes, true crime, things like that.
For example, people who dress up as Jeffrey Dahmer, I find that terrifying. Yes, but making serial killers ultra sexy, it becomes problematic. I went to see Bill Burr yesterday in a show, and he has a joke about it, where he says, why on Netflix, they make serial killers so beautiful? Because if you look at Jeffrey Dahmer, he's not that beautiful.
He's beautiful for a serial killer, but he's not that beautiful for a serial killer. I know a few of them, they're disgusting. Yeah, most of the time, serial killers are ugly. Ah, not all. Ted Bundy was kind of the handsome guy of the serial killers. And you also had, what's his name? Emil Louis, not bad. Menendez, I think. Les Frères, they're on Netflix right now.
I started this morning to watch that.
Is that good or not? Well, it's not bad. Yeah, I didn't watch it. I thought I was going to watch it like that, quickly. And in fact, I got a little hung up. You're in it? But it's Clara who told me to watch it.
I think she's in it. It seems that they are precisely, there is a trend where they are really glamorous.
Bon.
Alors, vous êtes pas loin. J'ai envie de vous donner la réponse. Je sais que c'est un peu rapide, mais je vais vous dire un petit indice. Le fantôme et une des meufs sont en couple et malheureusement... Ah, le fantôme a trompé ? Alors, c'est pas ça, mais pas loin.
Ah !
Wait, the girl cheated on the ghost with... They're in free union ! Exactly, and so they became, and you're both right... A couple ! Not really a couple, because the second girl... They're polyamorous ! That's it, the girl is polyamorous with a ghost and a guy, because the second girl isn't especially in love with the ghost !
So, in a relationship in real life with Catherine, Rebecca Carmichael is also in a relationship with Rupert, who is the ghost. So, not any ghost, it's the ghost of a soldier who lived in the 1700s. Of course.
But the ghost is okay.
We have his testimony because... This is where I would still like to salute Rupert the ghost, because for a guy who lived in the 1700s... He's lower than us. Yeah, but... And he's quite open about the new fashion and customs, the new love concepts. Usually, when it comes to kissing, the guys are very... I've always been very open. He's not jealous. Yeah, but a guy from 1700, not jealous, cool.
I hope he won't ghost them, though. Oh!
Come on! Spooky!
I lost my voice, but not my jokes. In his pointy hat, she made a joke appear.
Because when you said Spooky, you raised the potard, he didn't know what to do.
Spooky ! I forgot, I cut the music. On their unconventional relationship, the couple formed by Rebecca and Catherine is also entrusted to the Mirror newspaper. Rebecca is a professional spirit guide. Ah yeah, she's a pro, okay. So we know it's true. So don't worry, we're going to talk a little bit about his nature in this episode. Adrien believes in everything, know that. We know him, we know him.
He's 8% and he's not going to try to debunk it. No, not at all. No, but now it's spooky season. And she's pro, she's pro, she's pro. So it's square. So, indeed, with Rupert, who is still over 300 years old. Rebecca had been followed to her home by a ghost shortly after this nocturnal meeting of the young woman.
Another thing apparently with men is that even after their birth, they follow the women in the street. Quickly, unexpected feelings develop between them. Rebecca and Rupert end up getting married, although they evolve on different planes. Oh, that's too cute. In fact, there is one who is dead and not the other. So the message is, if there is a guy who follows you at home, get married with him.
It's a ghost, not a... No, but wait. The message is not crazy.
He plugged it in.
Wait, calm down. The hotel, the kid, she's right. I'm a ghost, but then, my little baby.
So, sorry, is it the ghost of Aznavour or Gabin?
It's a bit of both. There's a little bit of Yves Montand-Malfaise.
Oh, I'm a little ghost. Oh, I made the war.
Wait, did you say where that happened? It's in the United States.
Ah, it's in the United States, so 1,700 in the United States. Yeah, that's it. Okay. So, yeah, face to face news. But shortly after, Rebecca meets Catherine, who is a young, well-lived woman, whom she falls in love with. Ayayay, the problems. Alaya is the problem. A romantic comedy, not crazy, but... An extraordinary concept.
In the face of this new love, Rebecca claims to have shown franchise, trusting Rupert that she had met someone in the world of the living. She also tells Catherine that she has a spiritual relationship with another. According to her, there is no possible jealousy. Catherine, respecting the link that Rebecca and Rupert have developed.
It is thanks to their respective energies that Rebecca is able to connect to Rupert. He recognizes that I am here in the physical. I need to live a life here, in my present. So Rupert is... No, he's cool. Really cool, you see. He's really cool, but at the same time, well... He doesn't have too many chances, I guess. I don't know. He could shake the chairs.
No, I'm saying he doesn't have too many chances to fuck. So he said, well, I'm not going to give up the only plan I have. To fuck a living person. He could maybe fuck ghosts. It's true, we don't know how it happens. Frankly, I think there are more choices for ghosts than for living people. So Rupert must learn to communicate with Rebecca, because Rebecca doesn't see him.
Communication in the club is... Avec respect, il a commencé à traîner... Pardon ? Avec respect ? Oui, avec respect. Il a commencé à plus traîner là où j'étais. Il était toujours très clair sur les limites, voulant le consentement, note tell. Il n'a jamais fait pression pour être à l'intérieur de ma maison ou quoi que ce soit du genre. Catherine et Rebecca s'étaient, elles, rencontrées sur TikTok.
Nous sommes devenus... We became best friends and then we stopped ignoring what we felt for each other. If she is not in a relationship with Rupert, Catherine interacts less frequently with him. We are friends. So that's cool. Catherine said, I'm not in love, but I'm friends with him. We spent time together. We had very interesting conversations and we went on a trip. So that's nice. Nice.
But he lives his best death, finally. It's a beautiful story. Is around the table, and I may not be You have a relationship with ghosts. Do you believe in spirits, in ghosts, in... Of course.
I came with my guy, you can't see him, he's sitting on the couch. I introduce myself, Casper Tienne. Casper Tienne. Casper Tienne. Casper Tienne. Casper Tienne. Casper Tienne. Casper Tienne.
Casper Tienne. Casper Tienne. Casper Tienne.
I wrote it at a time, but at a time when I was a bit fragile.
C'est souvent comme ça. Mais c'est resté.
Il y avait eu plein d'histoires dans ma maison de campagne. En fait, ça m'a saoulé. Il y a eu plein d'histoires parce qu'on n'arrêtait pas de parler de fantômes le soir avant d'aller se coucher. Le lendemain, les gens me disaient, j'ai vu un fantôme et me souriaient avant de me coucher. Bref, ça m'a vraiment saoulé. Et à partir du jour où on n'en a plus parlé, il n'y a plus de fantômes.
I think it's something that comes to your mind and when you're alone, you start to analyze little noises that become footsteps and sounds of curtains opening. I see very well.
Especially that the house of Nathalie, the camping house of Nathalie, terrifies me sometimes. It must still be told about the house of Nathalie, it's that she bought this house. And the inhabitants who sold it left the place leaving absolutely everything in the house. Which is terrifying for me.
No, no, there were no clothes. They left all the furniture, the laundry, the dishes, some family photos, the dog, the cat. But apart from that, nothing unusual. No, but the photos, it's true, there were photos. There was a little bit, but it's not all the family memories. They went to open a house in Bali. So they could... They didn't bring anything there.
Yeah, but you can... I was terrified. When I arrived, he said, but Nathalie, you have no taste in decoration. What's going on? You just moved in. She said, no, no, but it's not me. It's the people from before.
Honestly.
I haven't come since. In any case, the parquet is perfectly modulated. Yes, it's true.
There's a Dodan in the living room.
It's literally a haunted house. Yes, there's a Dodan in the living room. It's hidden under the parquet. The Mario Kart race, haunted house with keys.
It's Nathalie's house. I wouldn't say ghost, I wouldn't use that name.
I believe in energies that remain in places. When something tragic happened, I think we can feel it in the walls. This thing of string theory and vibrations, and that energy is only that, I think there can be traces of things that remain like that. And when it's very intense, I'm not saying a dispute or something like that. I think it can leave traces that we can feel.
There are several places in which I went. I'm not telling you, as soon as I get back, I feel it. It's when you spend a little time there and you start to say, it's been two weeks, I'm here, I really can't feel good. It's always unpleasant when the place is cool. And then, I don't know, two weeks later, we explain to you, in fact, this happened here, etc. There were 17 deaths in this house.
So I'm a little on that, yeah. Okay, interesting. Adrien? I think it's shit, what he just said. You can prove it scientifically. No, I don't think so. Yes, I can imagine. I thought when I was... When you were a kid? It's not to be known. When I was a teenager, I did spiritism, but actually... You didn't even know? I had a period. That's not why he's vegan today, it's because he just apologizes.
It's karma. It's karma. No but you know the thing where you put your finger on the glass and the glass moves and everything? Oh yeah! Well you push the glass and then in fact there is a kind of thing like when you feel the glass a little move, unconsciously you will make it move too, finally you see it's stuff. But I believed it to the fullest. Some were whining and all, out of fear. But no.
Not me, not me. Well no, you were like, hey you want to fuck me the ghost maybe?
When I said that I thought I was a bit fragile, there was a moment when I was really depressed and I started to believe in spiritual guides, in angels and all that who help you. I don't know, maybe think of something else. It did you good during this time. But well, I interpreted everything. There was a night when I said, if you are here, the angels, manifest yourself.
And in fact, at three o'clock in the morning, I received an SMS and it was a theater teacher that I was seeing at the time. And in fact, it was just a guy who wanted to piss me off. And I thought to myself, yes, so he's an angel, you see. And then, talking to other students who saw him too, they said to me, he's huge and everything. They tried to really tighten me up.
And then I thought, ah yes, so maybe it's not... It's an angel of the tele-realty, unfortunately.
It's funny what you said, that you were doing spiritism.
It's not me, it's Fanto.
Oh, spooky! Control your hand. Imagine, I've been dead since the beginning. I'm going to do the podcast with Florent, but he's been dead for 10 years.
Imagine!
I used to make horror movies when I was a teenager. I don't know if that... Because we, in fact, it's a running gag that we have. For a while. What do we care? I want to tell you.
Know that 80% of the ideas in Evil Dead are from Adrien. No, no, no. I said it as a joke to make me laugh about horror movies.
If in the future of Evil Dead, in a few years, you see someone do... And in fact, it's very simple.
We're going to do a little exercise. For example, Adrien, I tell you, you're brushing your teeth at midnight in front of your ice cream. Go ahead, what could happen? Well, I brush my teeth.
I lower my head to scratch my tooth, I raise my head, in the mirror there is a guy behind me.
You see, it's in Evil Dead. Automatically. That's how we work. So you said you were doing spiritism.
When I was shooting small horror movies and I had made a horror movie where I wanted to do... You have to come out of it when Evil Dead comes out. Yes, so that I can create my own mythology. And I tried to make a satan star. So already for the joke... A pentacle. A painting. You made a star of David. The first one was a star of David. And I was like, no, that's not what I wanted to do.
It's not the message I wanted. Especially with ketchup to make fake blood. No, no, it wasn't that. So I erase it. And I succeeded with an old drawing. Because at the time, I didn't have internet, my friends. I didn't have a phone. I was in the garden. So we go out with my friend. I think it's like that. And I left it.
And I had a discussion with my mother who said, Florent, we saw that you had drawn a star of Satan. What's happening to you? And I said, no, but don't worry. In fact, I make horror movies. Because I was listening to metal, I was watching horror movies, I was a bit passionate about this world of violence. And so she was a bit scared.
But me, when I was in first or second grade, I was doing role-playing games. And it was right during the time, or in the 90s, there was a whole paranoia about... Oh my, the young people who make role-playing games, they're satanists. And there were really... Because basically, there was... There was a kid who had stabbed his teacher.
And basically, it turns out that he was playing role-playing games. But he didn't say, I'm a goblin!
It's like associating the killers of Columbine and Marilyn Manson.
And suddenly, there was a whole thing. But in the United States, it was called Satanic Panic. There's a documentary called Paradise Lost that talks about that. It's a true crime thing that's terrifying because...
So there was the same dose with the video games afterwards.
Every time, the teenagers... Every time, I was in it. But that's it. I watch Bowling for Columbine because I didn't know the Columbine thing. He loved this group, this group. My two favorite groups. He played Counter-Strike.
He didn't fuck. He drew pentacles. David's stars in ketchup.
It's been a long time. No, it was literally me, unfortunately. A Swiss tourist was arrested in Eastern Europe under the influence of drugs after stealing a car with which he committed three excesses of speed and hit five cars. What the hell was he going to do in this mess? He was fleeing.
He was caught in something like in a hostel and he disappeared. He was fleeing the devil? No, he wasn't fleeing.
I can tell you. He didn't ruin the guy.
In the car, there's the story of the white lady who does the hitchhiking.
Ah, yes, that's true. He had the bad idea of taking her in the car. It's important. Maybe the white lady, if you take her in the car, it's good. But that's it.
If you take her, it's good. Really? Yes, that's the legend.
I didn't know that.
If she screams at the place where she's dead, she disappears. I've heard two versions.
I've heard this version. I've heard a version where, in the corner where she's dead, she says, wait, slow down. You slow down to prevent people from dying like her. And then, once you've taken the turn, she disappears. Too nice. Yes, but it evokes the accident, actually. In fact, if she screams, for me, it's a bit... You have an accident. You have a risk of an accident, yeah.
And that she's alone in the dark. And she laughs with a smile.
She shakes her hands and says, there's no reason for you to die. So if she was like, watch out, with a little yellow vest. With a little yellow vest and a triangle. No, but she climbs in the car. You have to learn it in hitchhiking. Yes, but imagine the car is full. Ah, well, you're fucked. You say, we're not going to put it in the trunk. It's the white lady. A little respect. There, you die.
It's hard. The drug is important in your story or not? Well, it can explain what he was looking for. So, that's what I was going to say. He wasn't fleeing something. He was going to look for something. Exactly. In Eastern Europe. Exactly. We'll see this problem again. There are clichés. Anyway, you can.
I have the right to the clichés of Eastern Europe.
Nathalie too. Nathalie too. Ah, but yes, it's true. Me too, because I despise you.
It's true that we have a story of Baba Yaga. It's not Baba Yaga. We can call it Baba Yaga, of course. It's the myth of the witch. It's not either. I had Cyril Hanouna, who we call Baba, but I had nothing behind, unfortunately. Oh, he can be scary sometimes.
Come on!
That's very spooky, you see, in real life. I don't see anything. So, he was looking for something. We are in Eastern Europe. Indeed, you were saying, let's not go into the clichés. Hostel, it's Eastern Europe. It's true, but Hostel is not an exorcism.
He was looking for vodka.
It's good because when you take a voice, in addition to your broken voice, only the dolphins can hear you.
It's funny.
No, it's good, it's good.
I can't even laugh correctly, I'm here.
C'est un peu les contes de la crypte.
Non, mais attends, parce que ça a un lien avec l'Europe de l'Est, mais je pense que c'est quelque chose de connu en Europe de l'Est.
Oui, très célèbre. Ah, ça a vraiment... Oui, ça a un lien avec l'Europe de l'Est. Un pays en particulier d'Europe de l'Est ? Ah, un pays en... Tchernobyl. Pas Tchernobyl.
Vladimir Putin.
Not Vladimir Putin. No, the country already knows. Wait, we can find the country and already it's going to help us? You can, ah bah yes.
Poland.
Wait, because where he was arrested is not the country that will help you find the answer. He was arrested before. He wanted to go to Transylvania. Oh! And why then? To find Dracula and kill him. So... Transylvania is a region of Romania. That's it.
It's not the country, but it was Romania.
And you can still find the answer more precisely because he was actually looking for Dracula, not to kill him. For him to bite him.
He was injured or sick and wanted to become immortal by biting him before he died. A bite, sir.
I don't know if he was sick, the story doesn't say it. He wanted to be transformed into a vampire, but more than that... You wanted to take Dracula's place, to become the boss. Yeah, vampire instead of vampire. No, he thinks he's the little, little, little, little son... Yes, Adrien is whining, but it's spooky. The little, little, little son of Dracula.
He says, in fact, Dracula... He says, it's my back... Well, he was under drugs, attention. But it's his back, back, back grandfather, Dracula, according to him. His little, little, little son. Exactly. While he was being escorted by police officers to their car, the Roman media heard him in a... Do you know who I am?
The little, little, little, little son of Dracula.
In the direction of the Romanian TV news, we hear the young man sobbing, saying in English, I wanted to go to the forest of Oyabaciu, Oyabaciu, sorry for our Romanian friends, in search of my great-great-great-grandfather, the Count Dracula, so that he could turn me into a vampire.
All my life, I dreamed of it, and now, I'm here. We went a bit under the rug, but he killed a person in the river?
No, no, he hit cars, but... Ah, he didn't hit anyone. And why did he drive so fast? Because he was under drugs, a little crazy. A little crazy, yeah. When you say you're Dracula's little son, you're a little crazy, if I may say so. I had something to say, I forgot.
Oh no, you made Adrien to pee.
Could you go, because I know that Nathalie, at one time, you did little things like that. Did you find it? No, no, it's not very good. Go, go, go. No, but you made video concepts to scare you. I know you did the thing on Netflix. Ah, until dawn.
Until dawn, you did the stories.
But everything was truncated.
Yes, yes, of course.
We felt it coming. She is no longer under contract. She bounces everything. She bounces everything, be careful.
Men in black suits are McFly and Carlito. They gesticulate in front of the face in the dark.
I had understood and I know that you had made scary stories. Do you like to be scared in things like that? Is it an experience that you could do again? Is it an experience that you liked? In this context, yes, entertainment is nice.
But when you're in a castle and you're told that there was a lady who was chained during... I don't know how many months in a cell and that you find yourself in it, it's a little scary. If you don't necessarily believe in ghosts, it's a little shiver.
Because you say you don't believe in spirits, but is it that tomorrow I tell you, listen Nathalie, I have a pure concept. We go to a house where there have really been strange stories. Maybe there have been murders, we don't know too much. We spend the night there.
Do you try? In the first degree?
Yeah, we try.
And we film ourselves trying to communicate with the entities. I think Seb dreams of doing that.
How she sends me under the bus. I was talking about energy earlier. She's jubilating. You didn't tell me one day. About my dream of making this type of video. It fascinates me enough. I find it very funny. I really don't believe it. Things that crack and stuff like that. I'm going to relativize it right away. But I like it. I like the thrill you can feel.
But in fact, I relativize everything too fast. So in fact, it's not very interesting.
So it's very interesting that you say that Sebastien Because I have a little game to offer you Wait, I just want to say my thing about vampires I had a great transition but it's terrible Sorry but we'll find another time I'll tell you later We know things about vampires Like they're afraid of the egg, the holy water They can't enter a house if they're not invited I don't know if you know that But there's something that makes me laugh a lot In some cultures
People think that vampires are forced to count something if you turn it over in front of them. Adrien, look at the question I had planned in this Floodcast. Yeah, but it's not to kill them. It's not to kill them. Yes, but it was to bring... But go ahead. No, but basically, it's to say that if you get run over by a vampire, you turn over a bag of rice.
And the vampire, he has to stop and count the grains. But it's so funny. It's hilarious. I can't kill!
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I'm a vampire. Oh, Dracula!
Adrien, did you see the game based on vampires in a village where you have to go into the houses and the inhabitants of each house are led by IA that you have to talk to.
I saw you play it. And you didn't play it?
No, I didn't play it. It was a funny concept.
Yes, it's funny. Go on, tell us.
Well, I explained it, but very badly.
No, but basically, the thing is that you are a vampire, right?
That's right.
And in fact, you're in a village and you have to go bite people and you have to go knock on their door, but you have to convince them to let you in.
And not seem suspicious.
That's it. But basically, the little twist is that the dialogues are managed by IA. So you can really say anything you want.
And really, you talk, you have a discussion in the microphone. It's not writing your text.
Ah yes, okay. So the immersion is... The RP, the RP ! You can say, let me in, I want to shit, and they'll say, well, do it at home. There's no limit. It's the other thing with vampires, you have to be invited to enter a house. Not invited to shit, invited. Yes, but you can say it's to shit. And it works.
And it's also the whole drama of the clowns who write welcome, who totally destroy the... Ah, well, there, the vampires... There, the vampires, well, it's written on the clown, shut up or what ? So no, what I was saying, you may not have understood in your listeners, but in fact I had a question which was, can you list all the ways to get rid of a vampire? It was there where it was my transition.
It was written to kill vampires.
Kill vampires, but in any case it was written, and indeed les graineries, it's in Chinese stories, but even the fact of reversing things, it's something that we find in, it's myths of the Indian subcontinent, also on the witches, in any case the things a little malefic, knowing that a little in the same genre, there is... Wait, we can list them, we can play anyway, no ?
You can enjoy it, there's another one in the same genre that's very funny. Something that when a vampire sees it, he has to do it, otherwise he can't continue his journey. Okay, so... It's very hard. There's the foot in the heart. The princess can kill him, that's it. The light of the sun. No, there, it doesn't kill them, I think. It takes them away. It takes them... Ah, I don't know.
It comes from cinema, from Noseratu, it didn't exist before. The very funny thing is that people think it's garlic cloves, but at the base they are garlic flowers. It's in popular culture that it became cloves, because it's maybe a little more graphic, but before it was garlic flowers. Less graphic than flowers, I think. No, but goose, you have something a little more... Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's easier to throw. Yeah, like, take that, vampire! If you throw a flower, it comes back to you. That's exactly it.
Oh! The one with a little wind is finished. Something they have to do.
No, but burn them, quite simply. Normally, vampires... Yes, you can burn them. Burn them, totally. There's also a very famous thing that you didn't mention... To kill vampires or to... To kill them, to kill them. To kill them, something to kill vampires.
What if you cut their heads? So yes, absolutely. You have to know that people have lost that thing a little bit.
But at the base... It's very effective. Very effective. It works for a lot of creatures. Almost all of them, I think. No, wait, there's a thing where when you cut the... No, not at all. I'm confused. The cat, when you cut the head... It pushes back. It pushes back, okay. And it's spooky. Imagine.
Imagine. Just prevent them from eating each other.
Bah non, ils mangent pas, les vampires mangent pas. Les vampires ne mangent pas, à part du sang.
Oui, ils peuvent pas crever de faim de ça, parce qu'on a quand même pas mal de films où ils sont en dèche, quoi.
Mais oui, c'est vrai. Mais c'est pas dans ce que j'ai noté. Ah, ils sont en bad, hein. Ouais. Ils m'écrisent beaucoup, quoi. Il y a un film aussi. Ils sont peut-être juste de mauvais poil, quoi. Ils meurent pas, mais c'est juste... She has a dirty head when she doesn't eat the little one.
I saw the movie with Nicolas Cage recently, Rainfield, and there's a bit of that, he gives him blood, animals and stuff. Yeah, he recovers and it puts Nicolas Cage in a dirty state. Ah, the poor thing. With what he endures. No, but you know. No, and then the crucifix, actually, there's the holy water. I said it! You said the obedient, sorry. I said it earlier when I... The mashed potatoes too.
The mashed potatoes with garlic, of course. The mashed potatoes with garlic, he hates that. No, I have others. In fact, there are some that come from movies, that's very funny.
Wait, but just, excuse me, the grain thing, it doesn't kill him. No, it's just... He just has to count them.
Yes, yes, it's disgusting. And then, there are others, not to kill them, but very boring things that can slow him down. Maybe you can find it, a bit like the grain. So... It's something, he sees it, the vampire, he pursues you. You throw it to him, he goes, oh shit, well, I forgot to do it.
Sorry, I was thinking of rice grains from the Balkans.
It doesn't work with rice grains from the Balkans. They run, they stop, they do one, and they run again. It's all kinds of grains. It can be wheat, it can be anything. It can be glutinous rice, it can be rice. It's not just rice. It can be wheat, quinoa. Oh, hell. A pack of Choco Pops. Imagine I return a pack of Choco Pops. He counts them. Oh, okay, that's cool. Watch out, we say that.
If you ever have a vampire, we didn't do very precise research. It's a bit like that. It's better to have a good cardio than to die.
But they fly, so you're wrong.
They fly, yeah. They transform into bats.
In Twilight, they walk on trees and everything.
Yeah, but then... Don't throw it on Twilight.
But wait, it's an extraordinary saga, I don't see what you're talking about. Never seen. Completely sick. So it's an object. No, it's a dance or something like that. You do it, he has to dance.
You put Spacito, he has to... Ah, man! My favorite song! He's going to make a TikTok choreography! Is it the one from Los Dermas or Los Dermios? It's not the same. You know it comes from a hip-hop song at the beginning? I'm starting to like this person.
A Mexican vampire, I like it.
I like it. No, but you do something, he has to do it, right? Yeah, he has to. I'll give you a hint, he has to undo it.
Ah, a knot. That's a good answer. Yeah, you put knots. If you see laces, he goes, oh no! So you still have laces on you? Well, not at the time. At the time of vampires, maybe a little less. No, we're calm. If you put shoes on a scratch, watch out. But that's why we can't see anymore, I think, because everyone has laces. That's it, that's it, exactly. What else do I have to kill them?
No, but I think we've said pretty much everything. We're not bad. I thought it was the werewolves, the silver bullets. In some cultures, that's what I have there.
In some cultures. For me, it's the werewolves.
But where does it all mix? It's a bit like that. Everything comes from the same thing. Because everything that cuts the head, I think it was the zombies. Which is the case too. But it comes from vampires. The immortals. Highlanders.
If you don't cut the head, it's dead. It's true.
Very dangerous.
It's a sketch. It becomes very funny.
But they can fly, that's what drives me crazy. Oh man, it's very slippery. What can I do?
It also becomes a bit like the trash of the Asterix park. It's a vampire since the beginning.
Since the beginning ! You didn't do it very well. Give me your blood now. Give me your blood. Give me some cardboard. We're going to talk about haunted houses, we're going to talk about debunking. Because I'm going to give you unexplained stories about haunted houses. And in fact, in fact, every time, it's explained. There is a rational explanation.
Like my country house. Exactly.
It hasn't been debunked. Once I slept at your place, I saw a hangman.
I didn't tell you the first night. It's like my aunt, she told me one day, she was down in the living room at 3 a.m. She saw someone sitting on the couch. It was Mish !
So we're going to talk about Maison Ante that we debunked, a solid house of stone located, and it's not a song, even if we say a little bit of a song in French. A solid house of stone that belonged to stone. By the way, we can say that we saw the reel of the guy who sings Brassens. He sings Jul in Brassens. Listen, it was very nice. We received him 1200 times and Adrien, like me, we didn't have
I didn't get it. In fact, it's just for Georges Brassens, Foudnibar, I think. Yes, that's it. But there, you sent it a lot. We saw it. So, a solid stone house located in the village of La Roche. And I can say, you imitate him better than the guy who lives in the village of La Roche. Located in the village of La Roche, 15 km from Mandé. Wait, stone house of La Roche ? Oh, but yes.
Already, it's spooky for me. Was the object in 2013 of paranormal phenomena. The family living in the house, the mayor and the gendarmes scratch their heads while observing a bursting bulb. Death. Well, they're like that, yes. When they got an idea, there was a bulb that appeared on it. While observing a bursting bulb, unexplained death of cats and upside-down fridge.
Everything leads to believe that it is a ghost.
But what happened? With electricity, of course. So... A magnetic charge.
Exactly, a surcharge, quite simply.
I say random stuff, it works. A magnetic charge.
It's you who did it, it's you who did it.
Intersideral. It's not magnetic. No, it's not magnetic.
No, no, it's... Basically, there was what we call a... telluric fault. I don't know what that means. Telluric is the energy that comes from the earth. Well, it was too strong and all the overloaded electrical outlets would be at the origin of the disorder, especially since all the overturned furniture was near the current arrivals which were burnt, black, you see.
They didn't have the power. That's it.
It's a little hint that has its importance. The furniture is half burnt.
You'll see that if I told you, the answer would have come quite quickly.
I mean, for them, who first considered the paranormal thing, before saying to themselves, well, guys, the furniture is still burnt.
There wasn't a fucking electrician in the village who said, guys, frankly, I really like electricity. Yeah, I see, I see. Or a little ghost. It's really... It's the sockets. With the blackened sockets. The sockets are haunted. Et le chat est mort, comme on vous l'expliquait, il est mort électrocuté de toute évidence. Son corps est complètement rigide, électrocuté.
Autre histoire, non pas une maison hantée, mais un phare hanté.
Not far niente, a farante. Oh, I love the music. Spaghetti pasta on the floor. I love the comité. Oh, it's orecchiette. There's even more. Cappellini, it's too thin. For my big fingers. It's too hot to work.
Of course.
Ah, there's an atmosphere in these boxes. I don't know if you remember, it was a very good jingle, it was Old El Paso. There's an atmosphere in these boxes. It's the situation. Of course, indeed. The Tévenec lighthouse, located in front of the tip of the Van, is a tower of 14 meters high, next to which we find a small empty housing.
Yet we would hear the voice of the first guardian who would scream, It's the wind that enters the lighthouse.
Come on, it's good. Come on, come on.
Cassez-vous ! C'est juste un mec qui se branlait en utilisant le ciri. Un fantôme qui avait énormément envie de baiser. Bien sûr. Le fantôme, il a la quéquette tendue. Non, c'est Rupert. Rupert. Ah oui. En Bretagne, visiblement. Elle a une meuf, je vais me branler dans le phare. C'est comme ça que vous le trouvez. Qu'est-ce que c'est ?
But on the other hand, apparently we were hearing desperate calls from a hungry shipwreck. Yes, yes. More than 23 guardians were chained in this tower. So it's not really the sound of the wind, but indeed there is something. The infiltration of water, the tides. I was going to say, it's the waves that push air into gaps or things like that, isn't it?
Indeed, in fact, it is the sound of the waves that would hit the... On the conduits, it makes resonances.
Whatever. It would be Scatman, obviously. It would be Scatman's intro.
No, there's Scatman. In addition, he's dead, so it works. R.I.P. R.I.P. In fact, they call it a natural siphon under the sea. It would be a kind of thing that is created under the lighthouse. 23 guys who are in a row, there's not one who thought about it ? Every time, it's like... The theory would be that it's also the extreme solitude of the guardians. You can't do that.
It relates a bit to what Nathalie was saying, they feel alone, they're not in the mega good mood, and so... For a guardian of light, yeah, maybe, it's a mood. Once there are ten of them in a row, I think that from the 10th you say, well, if there are ten of them who have left, maybe in fact there are ghosts. You can also, it can play in your way. Send an investigator. Yes, but it's well paid.
Yes, and if you're a lighthouse guard, if you can't go in the lights. Yes, that's it. If you don't like being alone, do another job. Hey, I see what you mean. I hate the lights and the solitude. Elle a perdu sa voix, mais pas ses bonnes blagues. C'est la sorcière. La sorcière du web. Sorcière 2.0. To Amnésville in Moselle. Amnésville. Hey, not bad. It's a dream, it's horrible.
Amnésville, did they forget everything or what? Oh no. She loves it every time. Nathalie, it's crazy because she's starting to have this image of a woman who loves words, but it's the bottom of her heart. It's really something that makes her feel good. The path to her heart is paved with Calambo. In August 2014, a banal Amneville pavilion near Metz was found without a roof. It's in France?
Yes, but I've been telling you it's in France since the beginning. And Coco Rico, I'm telling you. The women are on the ground, the lower table is broken, the chairs are upside down. And it was just the village of Sarloche that had lost to LoL. On the spot, the policemen watch themselves, incredulous, to the unexplained fall of a TV, while a neighbor receives a gifle of plastic flowers.
Wait, wait, wait.
Of what? Of plastic flowers. So it's a magnetic field. Because it looks like Florence Blastique, who is the neighbor.
That was actually the solution. Florence, damn it.
No, no, I didn't say plastic flowers. I said Florence, it's Florence Blastique, it's the boulangerie.
It's the boulangerie. It's Fernand Delmar. Oh, Florence, she turned the tables. It's the accent of Metz. The sun is covered with olive oil. The olive oil is well under.
Of Metz.
Oh, I would say that Michel Bougenard. Why Bougenard?
Because Ferdinand Del had made the photo. I talk about it in all the flotsam. He had made the ad for olive oil.
Of course, the olive oil is stale.
Of course, and in the last ones, there was the ghost of Fernandel who presented the olive oil with the real Michel Bougenat.
And we don't give a shit about the multiverse. Wait, you're talking about haunted houses and all, but who debunked that? No one.
And it was the real ghost. It was the real ghost. And so there was Fernandel who was talking to Michel Bougenat. Oh, that made me want to tell you. Prudent, the prosecutor of the Republic of Metz does not rule out an unexplained phenomenon after the deposit of a complaint against X for voluntary degradation. Policemen quickly discover the truth. What is the truth?
There is not yet a thing with static electricity. No.
Because they saw the TV fall in front of them and not... That's it. Wait, they saw the stuff fall in front of them ? Yeah. Ben, une secousse sismique ? Pas une secousse sismique.
C'était un prank de Grégory Guillotte. Caché dans la télé.
Donc oui, non, qu'est-ce qui s'est passé ? La maison est penchée. C'est le décor penché d'Arthur.
Et donc tout tombé, il n'y a rien qui tenait.
C'est moi, c'est moi qui l'ai giflé avec une... J'ai pris une fleur, je l'ai giflé. L'apparition d'Issa Doumbia est alors expliquée. Nous sommes depuis le début dans le décor penché. Alors non, c'était pas le décor penché d'Arthur. Hum... So wait, it's still scary. They saw... Oh, nothing to do with it. You are aware that David Copperfield will soon make his last turn of Magic Ever.
He wants to die on stage. No, he said, that's what he announced, but I can't wait to see. He said he's going to make the moon disappear. But not like, he makes a video and the moon disappears. He said... The whole world will see the moon disappear. He said, I'm going to do it. And everyone on Earth will see the moon disappear. There will be a lunar eclipse.
In fact, the thing is that apparently... It would easily be debunked.
Yes, NASA is on it, I think.
But apparently, he has already shifted the date. Anyway, there is obviously something. But I'm curious to... Yeah, it's interesting. When you have the date, you tell us. If it's successful, it's impressive. If it's failed, it's hilarious. And there, where is the moon? There, there, it's still there. In any case, in Thailand, they still have it. Shit.
He said he was going to do it twice, for the two hemispheres. Of course, of course. So I can't wait to see that. I can't wait to see that.
What's the thing? Is there an assistant in space? A huge curtain. Who puts a tarp, a huge curtain on the moon.
Elon Musk, for me, who... He's from Mesh. He's from Mesh, for sure. So, yeah, but what's going on? In fact, you're looking for stuff... How do I say it? Isn't it just an animal that you can find? It's not an animal, but it's really even more normal than that. Not wind. Il y a un petit enfant.
Non.
Alors, il y a un petit enfant. Ah, c'est lié à un... Qui habite là-dedans. Enfin, un petit orphelin. Ah, c'est un truc de vibration. Non. Il n'y a pas de vibration qui fait tomber les télés.
Rien à voir avec des pranks.
Ben, c'est pas un prank, mais en fait, tout ça est juste faux. En fait, c'est juste la dame qui a menti. Ah oui, donc c'est... Et qui a créé ce truc. Parce que son fils a foutu le bordel. Alors, non, ce serait mieux que la télé. La télé qui tombe. How? With a fishing line.
Chantal, the owner of the place, admits that she would have caused a nervous breakdown, made the furniture go crazy and even asked her 12-year-old cousin to play the ghost during the police visit. That's hilarious. Why? You see, I'm not lying, you hear the ghost, but there's a guy who goes I'm a ghost! The police were like They said, if he knows my name, imagine.
Bernard.
It's not my name, it's my uncle's name, but almost.
But he's dead. But for what purpose?
To get paid. For fun. To attract the YouTubers who do the urbex in T. She dreamed of talking to the Grand JD. No, but I think it's for the insurance, to get paid. Yeah, voluntary degradation, that's it. She did, she degraded her chez elle to then actually have insurance, stuff, stuff. Maybe talk about her too, for the buzz, but it's for the buzz, Adrien. But so... And how did they debunk that?
Well, they saw it. There was a trial and it didn't end well. Yes, well, maybe the cops, when they heard a 12-year-old kid do the ghost, they said, well, no.
Possibly, the cops said, wow, there's a ghost, guys. There's a kid who pushed the TV, there. Didier, you saw it, you saw the kid. You saw the kid, yes. Yes, I saw him, I saw him with a red t-shirt.
Il est assis là, il est dans le canap' Il mange des brins Il fait Je suis un fantôme On te voit Il fallait te cacher Corentin J'ai pas compris
Maybe the most famous haunted place is in L'Héros, in Vaillocasse. In the cold nights of the Cévennes, Georges and Marguerite are woken up from November 1987 by deaf or dry knocks, the most often given between 23h and 1am. In your opinion ? Because there are gendarmes, parapsychologists, exercisers, magnetizers, even a television crew who came to try to understand.
And really, every night, the noises continue during the winter and weaken in March. Avant de disparaître complètement.
C'est un animal en hibernation. C'est pendant l'hiver, oui.
Alors, ce n'est pas un animal en hibernation, mais c'est pendant l'hiver. Et à votre avis, qu'est-ce que ça fait bien d'être ? Alors, est-ce que c'est un animal... L'eau qui gèle dans la tuyauterie ? So it's not the water that freezes in the pituitary gland, but it's linked to the water that freezes. Ah, it's not stalactites that fall?
So it's not really that, but in fact it's very hard to find, he found the biggest. It's true that there is, a bit like the lighthouse, there is an underground river under the house, and since the winter is very cold, it freezes, and so it solidifies, cracks, breaks, and things happen under the house. And so the cracks that you found, it's just that.
Not in the sense that I'm a genius, but in the sense of why it took so long for them. It's true. Well, they're big losers. Since 87, you say? Yeah. So it's been a lot of winter. No, I don't know if it's a recent news when they understood what the problem was. It turns out they found it in 89. It's the memes that investigate the little Gregory.
And we have to have confidence in the police behind us. I'm telling you. Like by chance. Did you have fear of monsters when you were a child?
What did you have fear of? Oh no. I was very afraid of being in the dark.
Okay, okay. Me too. No, but me, it's... No, I was going to say oklophobia, but it's not that at all. But me too, I had that. And do you too? It's Joey and Phoebe. No, Friends.
Phoebe's uncle.
When you were afraid of the dark, did you close your eyes to be less afraid? Or not at all? Because I did that when I was little and I learned later that it was a common thing among people who are afraid of the dark.
So you don't risk seeing something in the dark.
I think it's for a thing of... You have the impression of regaining control because you close your eyes, you say, well, yes, I don't see anything, but at the same time it's logical because I have my eyes closed and it's me who decides not to see. Visibly, Nathalie didn't do that, she just yelled at him. She yelled non-stop for a long time, without discontinuity. Listen, it's worth it today.
Oh, she's skidding. A car skidding.
But very far.
Yeah, she's far away. In the Vosges. Where did it hit? Where did it hit? I don't remember.
I know I did it when I was a kid.
But there must also be something like that. Yeah, you're sure you won't see anything. So, fear of obscurity, but fear that things attack you during obscurity, or it wasn't even that irrational. Just being in the dark made you freak out.
Yeah, being in the dark and not seeing a potential danger, which we don't necessarily have.
Me, it's the noise of the house that scared me.
Or if the things where sometimes you fold your clothes on a chair and when you open your eyes, it makes a human shape. That, it makes me petrified, even today.
Ah yeah It takes time Before to rationalize that That at least Someone will have it The para I don't know what Chandler and Monica Pareidoli It's the faces It's to see faces Ok It's not formulas now You saw all the culture of Adrien No but it's still something Little genius It's not It's not just a physique. You're HPI. You're a zebra, right? I don't know. It's not for me to say. Yes, yes.
Go on, go on.
Don't wait for someone to say it.
No, go on. Sébastien?
Well, listen, for me, it was really the opposite. Like, really, I was a... You were afraid of the day. Oh no, the sun !
Your question was about the monsters.
Yes, that's true. No, I loved the monsters. And I discovered Alien very early on. And in fact, I developed a monstrous passion for it. It was huge. And in fact, an empathy, you know. Me, Alien, I've always seen it a little... You know, the poor thing, she's there, she's developing, everyone wants to kill her, the poor thing. I don't know why I immediately had this kind of point of view.
And then, no, the drawing, as I drew a lot, I went to the monsters, all that, and it fascinated me very early. It never, never scared me. Yeah. None. What were you afraid of? I was afraid of the time passing. And that never changed?
The worst of monsters, the human being.
I think that Jérôme Miel makes a very good part of it in his show, but really, I also had a long phase on death. When I discovered that when I was a kid, I remember ulcers in my stomach at night. To say, but I don't understand. And in fact, it's not the fear of death, it's the fear of infinity.
And the fact of not conceiving the absence of time, because it's not time that doesn't stop, it's the absence of time, the absence of things. And it terrified me in bed. And growing up, I just accepted the limit of my brain. But when you're little, you don't understand. There are a lot of things that happen to you.
I remember that my mother tried to reassure me by saying, no, but look, you don't remember before your birth. I say, yes, it's disgusting too. It's terrifying. It doesn't reassure me at all. Where were you when Adolf Hitler invaded Poland? I don't know. And it's horrible. It's terrifying. Understanding that we were going to die was something... It's crazy.
I discovered very late that there were people who were afraid of death. Like around 25 years old, when I had an ex, I was not allowed to put my hand on his heart because he was afraid of the heart attack.
It's hypochondria, it's something else.
And a little ignorance of what causes heart attacks. It was irrational, it's for sure. But watch out, Nathalie, she says to put it down, she did that. And when she says hand, she means a handle.
And in fact, I realized that I had never asked myself the question of death. Ah yes, and then I started to think about it.
She cries when she says those words.
And now, I realize that we are just a tiny particle of dust in the universe.
Human vanity. Yeah, it was the ignorance. What were you afraid of, Adrien? Speaking of monsters, I remember that it was my brother and I think my sister and cousin. They are all at least 6 years older than me, so I was really a kid. And he was watching the movie, I think it was The Return of the Living Dead, I think. Okay. And he told me, no, you can't watch it, you're too young and all.
And so, I was playing a bit, trying to watch it and all. And he said, no, no, no, but don't watch it, don't watch it. I was really five, six years old. Oh yeah. No, maybe a little more. But yeah, very young, very young. The title, The Return of the Living Dead.
I hope he has a huge trauma, because the little Adrien who is like that, I think he's having a good time.
And after a while, my brother said to me, do you want to see? He brought me and there was really a face of zombie, but in complete perfection in my memory. And I said, okay, it's good. And really, it traumatized me. I was making nightmares all night. But for me, that's a real thing. I think that, if you had seen the whole film, maybe you would have been less scared. Maybe.
Because I had that, my father, one day, it's the evening. Or if I had seen a real corpse. Yeah. That's what I was going to say. My father is two years old and he showed me a real corpse. I remember when I was little, I couldn't sleep and my father looked down and I saw Freddy. He was looking at a Freddy and I could only see the face of Freddy. So my father said, no, no, no, get back up there.
I couldn't sleep and he said, well, you're forcing yourself. It was the education of my father. And in fact, I heard, because it was too bad for me, and I heard Freddy who was like... And with a girl screaming and stuff. Not at all deconstructed. Not at all, because that's what I was allowed to tell him the last morning. And to hear the music that is scary, the screams.
And so I just had this horrible face of Freddy and the voice and the screams of the women who are screaming. And the negligence of your father too. It didn't play too much. It's a scream. It's a scream for the people.
It's not a sound design, it's Nathalie.
It's not a heavy chair that we push on the floor. That's why there are people who have raised their 4 ears.
Oh no, it hurts too much in the ears.
I was the witch of visitors. I'm not kidding. Even today, she traumatizes me. I can't do it. But all the beginning of the visitors, even when they transform.
You can see very well that it's a ballet sleeve when his arm grows. No, but it doesn't make me laugh.
The arm of 15 meters who is going to get a potion, I'm not kidding. It terrifies me. It terrifies me. It terrifies me. And so, I told him, yeah, it's a comedy, we're having a good time, etc. Horrible. Horrible.
But all the way, even when he transforms, with this joke that is very well lived, where the big guy is a pig, and where there's Jacqui who has a head of a rat, the visuals are terrorizing.
In a wide angle, horrible.
And at the end, don't worry, she dies of an arrow in her head. Yes, but there were too many things.
He exchanged it for cow dung and stuff.
Yes, the scary things of the films.
And the sound design, I remember this shot of the witch who comes out a kind of huge snake of a potion, all that, with people around who go... No, I was too small.
Yeah, scary things, not scary movies, sometimes are more striking.
That and the guignols at the bottom of the info, a sketch of Bernadette Chirac who kills everyone. I was too small, there was really blood and all. And it was the guignols. And I think I had something with his deformed, horrible faces.
Yes, the guignols, of course. I had already told you that we had received Antoine de Caune. When I told you, I was afraid of the character of Antoine de Caune. He played a guy named Didier Lambrouille. And he peed his blood, he broke everything.
It was at the time. And it terrorized me when I was little.
I don't remember, it's my mother who told me that. You were like, you were crying in front of the TV saying, he's going to come and kill us. He's going to come and beat us. So... We're talking about fear. And I have a little game for you. I think... It's just that I met Antoine Decaune on the Hot Ones shoot. And I saw that he wasn't putting me back at all.
Ha ha ha !
You're a liar. So I have a little easy game that we always like and that goes well with the theme of fear. I'm going to give you names of phobias. And you have to find out what they are. I know you know a few of them. For example, if I tell you the banana phobia, it's very simple. Well, it's Didier Lambouille, precisely. That's it, it's the fear of the banana.
Do you know which star is afraid of the banana? Because he had a banana. That's good.
Angèle.
No.
It's a singer. Ah, Angèle, it's the ears that bend, I think. Ah, yeah ? Yeah. Fuck.
Well, we won't be able to see Frankie. Yeah, yeah. Uh... No, fuck, it means something. A singer who's afraid of French bananas ? It's not... Lio ! Not Lio, but it starts with an L. Oh, yeah, I got it. Banana split, yeah. It starts with an L. Laurie. Not Laurie. But it's... Link. Lame. Not Lame. Larousse. In any case, there's... Ah, the references.
That's what I was going to say. The L5, the 5. Ah, it's hard.
Leslie! That's how they came up with it. Wait, you're also afraid of bananas? Come on, let's do a group. They didn't make a single song on it. Leslie, no. No, not Leslie. Recent, contemporary?
Yeah, contemporary.
Are there still songs coming out? Ah, full, full. Ah, well, Luan. Luan, exactly. Luan is afraid of bananas. It rhymes, so it's true. Yeah, so it's true. Anyway, that's the real thing.
It rhymes, so it's true.
It's a rule. L'acoustophobie. Les commandants custos. Les commandants custos. But they're too loud. Yeah, the noise. The fear of noise. The chronometrophobia. When there's no battery in his watch. It's related to time, but it's not the fear of time that passes. Not the time that stops. It's more earth-to-earth than that. The fear of the nostalgic. Not of a watch that stopped. It's an object.
A watch. Fear of watches. Fear of theories.
The anthophobia. The insects.
No. Anthony Cavanaugh? No.
But why not? After all...
Next meeting. Well, we have a proposal. So, sit down.
It's just the cat in Shrek. He had six accents. There, he's more in the southwest, a little there.
No, there, he really became Madrilen. He was Romanian a little at the beginning.
At the very beginning, we had him. Me, he was never Romanian.
Romanian, it's a Mediterranean accent. You can't forget it. Really? Yes, because it's Mediterranean. It's not Slavic. Ah, yeah. Yes, know it. Not Slavic, the big brother, by the way.
I don't know, actually. The future will tell us. So you have a title, I think. You who wanted to get out of the poop, pass it to my brother. Why not?
The fear of black holes.
No. No, but Anto is an insect, yes.
Wait, is it E-N or A-N? A-N. A-N, yes. It's E-N, the insects. Of all the people who are called Anthony. No. So wait, Anto... No, the opposite of... Wait, because Anto is... Ante. No, Ante is... Ante, A-N-T-E, it's the opposite, yes. Of the conflict? No. Because, you know, Anto is like Anthony, but that means the opposite. Of course.
So Anto... Anto... It's kind of... Of the fights, of the violence ? Non, je vais vous le donner, j'en ai beaucoup, vous inquiétez pas. C'est la peur des fleurs, tout simplement.
Pardon, aucun rapport.
C'est pour ça que je me suis perdu. Tu vois, cette route sur laquelle j'étais engagé, il y a une falaise au bout, et tu vas tomber. On est censé aller à Nice, t'as pris la route de Bordeaux, je me permets. La xantophobie. Ce n'est pas la peur des xantias. Oui, évidemment. Xantophobie. Ah, des extraterrestres ? Non. Attends, xanto... Ah, it's from Xanthony Cavanaugh, maybe.
When he does the sabre à la verre. Xantholytic. No, not Xanax. Wait, Xan... No, it's too hard.
If we had done Greek... Yeah, Xantho, it's... It's... It's a color.
Ah, the purple. No. Why did we say... The green. Not the green. The orange. Oh, no. The green.
Good.
The blue.
Good.
The blue. It's a bit like the peut-être of Antoine de Cône. Peut-être. Peut-être. No, red, red.
No. Black.
No. Blue. No. Blue. No. White. No.
Pink.
Yellow. Yellow. I don't remember what I said. The fear of yellow. The fear of yellow.
The fear of yellow. Very good. Simply. How do they react to yellow? Simply.
Okay. We can put that in Yvel Den. It's noted. There, we created a character who is xenophobic. He's afraid of yellow.
And there's a vampire who comes. So, I take off my sombrero because the straw is totally yellow. He thinks he's yellow.
Je commence à avoir envie de faire un t-shirt avec ce personnage. La butyrophobie. Les abeilles. Non. Butyrophobie. Attention, ça commence à devenir, sans vouloir shamer, absolument n'importe quoi, bien sûr.
La peur des petites buttes. La butocaille, par exemple.
Effrayante.
C'est vrai qu'elle fait flipper. Alors, ce n'est pas la peur des buttes. Imagine, Le Seigneur des Anneaux, le début, t'as peur des buttes, et tout. Avec les haubutes, et tout, putain.
Ha, ha, ha.
For me, Nathalie who hates these jokes is my favorite. When she makes these... I want to see a comedian on stage who does that. I hate myself. I can't look at myself in the mirror in the morning.
I'm disgusted. Like a vampire. The fear of goalkeepers. Of snails. No.
C'est un insect ? C'est pas un insect. Un animal ? Le butyrophobie. La butyrophobie. C'est un animal ? Pas un animal. C'est quelque chose qui se mange.
Le beurre ?
Le beurre. Ah putain. Peur du beurre. Peur du beurre. Peur du beurre. C'est la nouvelle marque. Peur du beurre.
C'est tellement précis. Oh j'ai eu beurre.
Ouais bien sûr. J'ai beurre. Bah bien sûr.
Sometimes we leave them. Sometimes we leave them both. Because here you have the cut version. So there are 20 minutes that have been cut by Florent.
Fear of mycelium. It's his biopic. There are two schools. There are those who are fear of where and therefore fear of mycelium. So the nuptaphobia.
There was a cut.
When it's not night. No. The nuptaphobia. Nupta ? Anupta. C'est L apostrophe anuptaphobie. Oui, mais A, c'est privatif, donc nupta, ça doit vouloir dire quelque chose, et c'est l'absence d'un truc. Putain, il est... Mais nupta... Il est loin d'être con, hein ! Des étoiles. Nupta... He didn't even answer your question. You said star, he did... It doesn't even deserve an answer.
I hesitated to tell this anecdote where I had posted an excerpt of a sketch that I had written that was very, very stupid. And someone had answered me, I had said, it's a shame that I'm called an author when I write this kind of stuff. And the guy said, you're not half of an author. Except that since I don't have any culture, I thought that saying you're not half of an author meant you're not one.
Except that the guy said, no, well, you're one. It was me who told you that. And it was him who said it, because... Why did you attack him? You attacked him, right? Because I had answered, by talking about something he had done, by saying... Yes, but you did this shit, so you have nothing to say. Yes, but in fact, the thing is that you sent me the tweet of the guy.
We said, look at this big asshole and everything. And I told you, but there, he makes you a compliment. And you said, too late, I insulted him. I went to beat him up. A perfect idiot of the village. That's all I am.
Did you delete your tweet?
No, no, I'm close to the guy, I knew him, so it's okay. But here, a good moron. So, anuptaphobia. Anupta, anupta... Ah, of celibacy. Ah yes, he's strong!
Of course! Fuck, I was there on the nuptial things.
The fear of being single. Exactly. And what does that mean, damn it?
Get drunk. No, but you're also inventing things to reassure yourself. No, but there are people who can't stand it. Yes, but not to stand it, it's not to have phobia.
Yes, but after... Everyone finds their own way. But phobia doesn't necessarily mean... That's it, that's it. Honey, I'm begging you.
I'm terrified. Oh, quick, Tinder. Oh, I'm so scared. But my Trump, I can't validate. I can't swipe. Especially not being alone.
Especially not. The geniophobia. The fear of me? Okay, we forget everything that has to do with geniuses, okay. The geniophobia. Yeah.
Of the DNA.
A part of the body.
Genome.
Ah, fear of the genital part.
No. The knees? Not the knees. No, the fear of the knees is the geniophobia. You see, it's not far, but it's the geniophobia. The joints? Not the joints. That said, you see, we have fun with the phobias of things. The knees, for example, I don't like... No, but we laugh, what? I humiliate them as much as I can. I don't like to be touched on the knees, me, for example. Oh yeah? Yeah.
No, no! I'll describe what's going on.
Florent is on the ground. The other two people are on top of him. Nathalie is immobilizing him.
He vomits.
Adrien starts imitating Fernandel. Adrien touches his cheek. I want to touch him.
It's not elbow oil or knee oil. It's olive oil.
I don't know where I am at this point. I don't know if it's spooky or... He's missing the vampire, but... Yeah, yeah. It was a bit... For me, it's the vampire. He's a bit there. Fernandelle, it's also the vampire. He was with us. I really like the Friday shows. Because there are all the weeks that have passed, and I really like them a lot.
Yeah.
It's great. It's good. Okay, okay, okay. Wait, wait. Genius... Fingers? No, it's the face. Genius...
The eyebrows. No. The hair in the nose. No. The ears. No. Come on. Wait, genius. I'll leave you the rest.
I've done five, it's good for you.
Get the fuck out of here.
The lips. No. The lips. You can find it with the origin. No, no, that's terrible. The ears. No, it's the chin. It's the chin. The fear of the chin.
I'm afraid of the chin, it's good. Don't worry.
He thought a little bit of the team of Evil Dead.
He said, ah, Sébastien and Florent, they did something. Qu'est-ce qui se passe ? Ils imitent Fernandel. Qu'est-ce qui est en train de se passer ?
Qu'est-ce qui est en train de se passer ?
Il y aura un vampire jaune.
La seule période où ils étaient heureux, les géniophobes, c'est quand il y avait le Covid avec les masques. Oh, bien vu, Nathalie.
Ils aiment bien les barbus parce qu'on ne voit pas nos mentons. Ça cache, ça cache. Géraldine. Géraldine, ça cache. Oui, bien sûr. Pas Slav, le grand frère. C'est le mieux.
La-po-pa-to-dia-fu-la-to-phobie. C'est des trucs au hasard. Il y a déjà 15 préfixes.
J'ai imité des trucs. La peur de Scatman. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. What do you want? Apopatodia was a phobia. I'm trying to identify the prefixes. It's very broadcast. So, we're around. No. I don't know anyone who has this phobia. Very seriously, I allow myself a little nuance. Excuse me. Excuse me, I turned off my pipe. I'm not crazy.
I think so.
In English, they say it's called shart.
It's in Polly and Me. If you haven't seen the movie Polly and Me, excellent movie for romantic comedy. And it's Philip Seymour Hoffman who says, I just sharted.
Let's go.
That's very good.
It would be the equivalent in French.
It's not this... In the movie, they say pêché, but I think it doesn't work. No, we kill shit.
La peur de devoir faire, de déféquer ailleurs que dans des toilettes.
Alors ça, c'est une peur que beaucoup de gens ont, effectivement, mais c'est pas ça. Mais ça, c'était le truc qui m'avait surpris.
Non, mais la peur de chier, tout simplement. J'en t'aime pas chier. Non, c'est pas ça.
Attends, ça a rapport avec le cacao ou pas ? Ah oui, bien sûr.
Ah oui, oui, il l'a dit.
Euh, redit, pour voir le truc. Bien sûr. Ah bah, facilité en plus. La popatodiafulotat... Non, j'ai raté. La popatodiafulatophobie. Fear of being constipated. Very good answer. He closed his eyes while saying it's unbearable. He was linked to the cosmos at the time of this answer. You can't blame him. No, I don't know. In fact, I really thought Drager. The Fu there, I thought it was Drager Fuca.
And maybe it's linked. It's bingo after. Unzeb, you're right. I don't know. The nomophobia. Unzeb to find the fear of being constipated. The nomophobia. Ah !
The fear of names.
No, but it's a phobia that couldn't exist before, for example, the 2000s. A little hint that I give you, Nathalie. No, but it's true. Look, you see.
The fear of canettes.
No, not at all.
You want to show me your canette?
Because he has a canette in his hand. I'm a little like that too. Ah, I received a little, I have to read it dry. I tell you, a little.
Oh no, fuck, this thing is coming up. These things with lots of letters where we don't know who's asking us for 2,000 euros.
You have them, you have them. I had asked a specialist, like, and I don't understand because it's written, complementary, mandatory retirement. So, is it complementary or mandatory? Yes. It's both.
The answer is often yes. And below, it says, what are you going to do? No question. I don't intend to retire for the moment. I would like to make films. Yes, but even. You have to pay. You have to pay. And in addition, the thing, you know, he's going to blow his head off in 40 years. It doesn't exist anymore. He leaves with your money.
And it's really... But unfortunately, it's the paradise for people who are bad at administrating. Because it's just, there's a link, you click and you have to pay. The ease. Me, I... So the others, they say, you have to put together all your justifications. I don't know. I'm waiting for someone to hit me at home. I don't understand. So, what is nomophobia?
The fear of all the tactile devices. You're close.
It's not the tactile devices, but it's something tactile. What did you think of?
No, but you didn't think of nano. The little things that you have to touch. Ah, that's why you thought of nano?
Yes. Oh, a witch. Well, let's imagine, sorry, that this witch comes in with a cat in a creaking door, for example. What would that be like? Hey, calm down, Goulominez. Not bad. Listen, not bad. I propose we stop the episode on that. I close the games. I mean, we could do a broadcast, tell a story, spooky. Yeah, but we would have to write it.
But yes.
Neither you nor I have the time. I have the time, there. I don't have the time.
Hey, ask ChatGPT or UG Mini.
Oh, but no, she knows everything, you. No, but there, we create the characters and then we do the broadcast with the vampire. Come on. We'll see how he takes the vampire. I'm kidding. J'y crois, je te rappelle que Paquito a pris la parodie du Joker contre toute attente. Où t'avais la voix cassée, rappelons-le. T'avais la voix complètement brisée.
La nomophobie, t'étais vraiment pas loin Nathalie, c'est dommage. Ça a un rapport avec la technologie ? C'est la peur d'être séparé de son téléphone portable. Je l'ai. Genre ça te ferait peur ? Non. Non mais y'a... Non, non, ça me fait pas peur. C'est ton fils ta bataille, cela dit. Oui, bien sûr. Alors, vous connaissez les loups-garous ? Bien sûr.
Est-ce que vous savez ce que veut dire le mot « garou » ? Ah bah tiens. Ah, tu vois ? J'étais pas peu fier de celle-là. Ah, putain. Ce qui veut dire que quand vous le saurez, vous saurez la signification du prénom du chanteur. Alors, attends, on peut deviner.
Qui se change ?
Alors, pas qui se change. Alors, c'est un truc monstrueux.
Pfff.
It's not monstrous, but it comes from... It's not from Latin, but it comes from the ancient... No, but wait.
The basic werewolves are not people who change into wolves. The basic werewolves are just huge wolves. The base of werewolves. You look at me, I have no idea.
Are you talking about the beast of Gevodon?
Does it go in the direction of the answer he says? Or not at all?
Because it's the lycanthropes, the men who change into werewolves. In wolves, sorry.
So, in fact... You approach it in a certain way, but I don't know how to answer your question. It's always a bit boring. A werewolf, does it mean a monster? No, but it means something monstrous.
For example, in the Iron Throne, which is the book based on Game of Thrones, wolves are called werewolves. They are just huge wolves, but they are all called werewolves.
In fact, it's funny because you're not a wolf. It's cultural appropriation for me. You're just wolves. Does it mean, I don't know, spirit? No. The answer is a bit... Spooky. Malefic.
Malefic.
No, but in fact, it's going to... Ah, it doesn't mean killer? No. Or assassin?
No.
No, it doesn't mean assassin. Very aggressive, very mean? No. Very mean? No. Not cute at all? No, but it creates... It's a big hint I'm giving you, but when you know what Garou means... It's a bit like the word wolf-garou. It becomes a bit nonsense to say wolf-garou. It must mean... Affectionate.
It means fox.
It's like the people who say au jour d'aujourd'hui.
Knowing that aujourd'hui means au jour de ce jour. So garou would also mean wolf, and that's the loulou in fact.
Which is very cute. That's the very good answer. No, garou means wolf-garou. So the word garou, at the base, is to talk about wolf-men. Ah, but that's a name. It's a bit of a pleonasm.
No, but there's a name.
Garou is a French word, right? It comes from ancient French. You know, it's like in English when you say pin number. In fact, you see what the pin is? In fact, the N of pin means number. So when we say pin number, we repeat the thing, but it's a name. It's like when you say ATM machine, etc.
We say the hit machine, in fact.
Because you call yourself Charlie and I call myself Lulu, I mean. Of course. So it means loo-garoo, om-loo. So when we say loo-garoo, in fact, we say... Wolf, wolf-man, wolf-wolf-garou, that's it. I like it a lot. So if I tell you Halloween and I tell you 1.6 billion euros spent each year in the United States, in your opinion... The decor. Not the decor, what I'm talking about. The bonbons.
Very good answer, the bonbons. The bonbons. The bonbons. The bonbons.
The bonbons. The bonbons. The bonbons. The bonbons. Nathalie is cute, she wants us to know she's laughing so she sticks her mouth on the microphone.
This sound, you'll know it's Nathalie who's laughing.
On va isoler le son, on va le garder. C'est aussi Evil Dead direct. Je te le dis tout de suite.
Et là, petite question comme ça, quel est vos bonbons préférés ? C'est quoi vos bonbons ? Mais je trompe !
Ah ouais ? Je trompe piquant ou je trompe pas piquant ? Ah, but how is it? There are stumps. There are stumps that sting. Stumps that sting.
Stumps that sting.
Ah, yes, no, no.
No, normal stumps, you. Soft. That's it. But that's pretty crazy. It's the only ones that we succeed. I was going to say, I was going to say, I was going to say.
The same.
Yeah, no, but. The gelatin.
No, but to be multicasquette a little. It's the only character in a comic book that is a moment too. Bah oui, il n'y en a pas d'autres de trucs de pop culture qui sont devenus des bonbons que tu peux bouffer quand même Ah ouais ? Ah non mais croise les bras parce qu'il a envie de me tester Ah il y a Steph le faux plat
The character of Steph Le Faux-Plat, the comic. It's true, it's true.
It's a Belgian comic. Steph Le Faux-Plat.
Steph Le Faux-Plat.
A good little comic that's coming out for Christmas.
Steph Le Faux-Plat.
It's in 3K, it's like Garfield. It's really... There's too much going on. Next merch of Floodcast. Floodcast presents Steph Le Faux-Plat. It's like the Bigard comics or Caméra Café. I'll do it, I'll do it.
That's the only candy.
So yeah, the schtroumpfs. The schtroumpfs are very appreciated, I know. I don't eat too much candy. I'm very close to your Gada for me.
Never in my life do I eat candy.
Wait, you don't eat candy ?
Never, never, never.
No, no, but he watches a lot.
No, but when you were little, you had to have a little... No, but the taste of Malabar remains still well anchored in my brain. You scratch a little and then you see ? The Malabar ice cream, which was extremely dangerous, is still there. Because there was a hidden Malabar at the end. And there's a kid who swallowed it. It's like the Kinder Surprise in Germany.
They changed it because there's a little one who's dead. The Kinder now, there's a little one like the water bottles.
Because we opened them all in the mouth. And they put anthrax in it.
They said, well, we're going to stop. Adrien, what's your favorite candy? Now that you're vegan, there's a lot of pork gelatin. Yes, but for example, the... Damn, what's it called? The cremas, the cremas. Ah yes, the classic ones.
The pimousses.
Yeah, I think they're vegan now. There's no more gelatin. Not bad. There's a lot of them. But I like the Scooby-Doo. Oh, there you go.
And the Philips.
They're good. And I like the Philitube too. What are filetubbies? I don't know. Filetubbies are pink tubes. Ah yes I see! With stuff in there. That's it. But there are no kippiks? I feel like there are some. Ah yes, those kippiks are the flat rainbow stuff. Yes, that's the flexi-fizz. Yeah, that's it. And it's just the names of rappers not from the 90s. I'm with flexi-tubbies.
Ah yeah, but I'm flexi-fizz.
It's funny. And a little tip for vegans who want to eat... A little tip who are also candy, by the way. Who are also not a crazy rapper. No, for vegans who want to eat Frestagada, well, candy that looks like Frestagada. Eat strawberries directly. Or bananas, there. In hyper-cachère stores, there are imitations of Frestagada and banana candy that are vegan. Okay.
Louane won't be able to eat them, but for the rest... For the strawberries, yes. She will, of course. But welcome.
For Louane, if you really listen to us. She listens to us, she's one of the biggest fans.
Of course not. I have one last question and then we'll move on to the recommendations.
Already finished?
I didn't even think about it. I'm not even afraid.
I was very little afraid.
I can try to do two. I'll do two. I'll do two. But I have one that can be a little long, but that can make us talk a little about cinema. It can be something. It can be excellent.
Samuel Lestet is a Belgian psychiatrist who recruited 10 of his fellow experts and together they undertook to analyze more than 400 films released between 1915 and 2010 to analyze the behavior of each villain and discover which one of them is the most realistic in his behavior as a psychopath. Hannibal Lecter.
So it's not Hannibal Lecter, knowing that the answer is not someone interviewed by Guillaume Pley, I just wanted to say that. And in your opinion, who is the most credible psychopath? It's very interesting. Oh, so you pee on kids. It's not Hannibal Lecter.
Hannibal Lecter, I even have a little sentence from the research that says that he has too many psychopathic things mixed up to make it credible. He likes to manipulate, but at the same time, being a cannibal, it's not really that. There's something that apparently doesn't match.
The assassin in Seven ?
Not the assassin in Seven.
The one from No Country for Old Men? Very good answer.
Yeah, I felt it.
It's funny because I was going to have a recommendation on Cormac McCarthy, who wrote the basic book. And so, I'm in the middle of it right now, so I was telling myself, while reading this guy, that he was still very, very well written and well done.
Cormac McCarthy also wrote La Route, right? Yeah, La Route too. Dude, when you read his books, you're like, fuck, you're in deep shit! I want to die. Oh my god, but let's do the news together, it kills!
So, the bad guy from No Country for All Men, who, according to the team, is the definition of the classic psychopath for Anton Scherzgerl, murder is the most normal thing in the world, he has no problem killing anyone he meets, and he is effectively resistant to any form of human emotion. So that's what it looks like. So you found the number one, so there are others.
The number two, I don't think you would find it, it's the child killer in M. Le Maudit. The third is Henri in Portrait of a Serial Killer. In the song, the singer of Balabouane. Balabouane, who is a pure psychopath. Everywhere in the street, I want people to talk about me.
A psychopath.
A psychopath.
Super interesting.
Do you want us to talk about you? And the last two are women, and you can find them because it's pop culture. Misery. Fifth, Annie Wilkes. Wilkes? Wiskas. Wiskas. I'm hungry! You even have a book?
And the last one.
I'm at the same level as you, so I hurt myself. I was waiting for the croquettes to fall on the floor. Shit! And the fourth one, in the 90s, a famous psychopath from the 90s. In Natural Born Killer? No, not Juliette Lewis. In a film that's embarrassing to watch with someone from her family.
Ah, Liaison Fatale.
No, not Liaison Fatale. Bajie Kinsteak.
Sharon Stone in Bajie Kinsteak.
Pika Glass. Obviously. She's really become a real psychopath.
Pika Glass !
What's your favorite villain from the CMA? I loved Freddy Krueger. I often come back to Freddy Krueger saying that he's the ultimate monster. He's creative in his ways of killing. He's creative and he's in your nightmares. You can't do anything.
The genius idea of the first Freddy is that they don't sleep and it's even worse.
They're in a lethargic state and they always end up sleeping. I thought that was great.
I think I'm not original at all, because I'm still talking about Gladiator, but Commode, there's something that's so well written in him, and... It's just hard, it's Joaquin Phoenix, right?
Commode, he's just a bit hard to mount, it took two for him, so that's annoying. He was called Commodus, but... Ah, but he's not Commode!
And he's not comfortable, it's true. No, but he's super in love with his own sister, but he suffers because obviously he doesn't have the right, he knows it. Ah, sorry. We don't have the right. He doesn't have the right. Because it was maybe a little more widespread during the ancient Rome. And we actually feel a lot of suffering. And I find that he really caught the character.
You see his tits, his head that degrades as the film goes on.
Yes, that's right.
It's the Joker. It's overwhelming. Adrien Maignel, you, it's the Joker.
It's the Joker, of course.
I identify with Fou. You loved the last film, by the way. Mais par exemple, en société, ça se traduit par quoi ?
En plus, j'ai hâte qu'on fasse quand même le teuf de fin d'année, parce qu'il y a le 2 qui est sorti, où il chante.
Je me présente, je m'appelle Henri. I was looking for an English song.
You told me he was doing Don't Leave Me because I didn't see it.
He sings Don't Leave Me in English and then he sings it in French. There are a lot of songs in Joker 2. It sings a lot. Really? Because I was told not so much. Well, it's not a musical comedy either, but it sings a lot.
There's Lose Yourself by Eminem.
It's true, I sing a lot. No, it's not... Anyway, it's bad, it seems. They talk about mum spaghetti, they reverse it, and now Dracula is like... They don't separate.
With my big fingers, they don't separate. You put olive oil in the water while it's useless. You have to put it after cooking.
Attention, attention to the Italians who listen to this and who are really for putting the olive in the other.
And be careful, don't cut them. No, but because, be careful. You shouldn't put the olive in the other, otherwise it's useless.
Ah, you say that to Madarone, be careful.
Yes, but she's Italian, no?
Yes, yes. She's Italian?
Yes. She pisses us off.
She's not like that.
You shouldn't cut the pasta. We do what we want, in fact. That's it, quite simply.
Mom, if you're listening to us, it's Adrien, this guy.
And you? How? I addressed you. And you? Let go of my throat, actually. Did you say it, Nathalie? Yes, I said it. But I'm a bit like you, it's Freddy. But I'm looking, I admit that I... But after the collective madness too, like Midsommar.
It's terrifying, the sects. You loved Midsommar. I loved him, 5 out of 5.
Vermin 4 out of 5.
Since he makes me nervous, I put 4 and a half now.
There's 0.5 for... I don't know. She won't tell me.
Because 5 is my favorite movie in the world.
Of course, of course.
It's just a very small selection. Very exclusive.
It will be 5 out of 5. Midsommar was the most... It's very disturbing. Strange in my life. It's weird. In fact, it also lasts 2h40. Or 2h30. It's long. Yes, it makes you feel sick. That's it.
And suddenly, it starts to laugh a little nervously because you have to...
create something in your brain.
The Witch is the same, it was really the period of A24 where they were releasing The Witch, Heredity, Midsommar, they were releasing everything and really there were some complicated movie senses.
I went to see Terrifier 3, which has nothing to do with it, but I went to the cinema to see it and basically it's a movie with a killer clown, but it's very very very violent, but it's not scary at all, it's just violence. But it's less scary because apparently it's a child who's killed, right?
But in fact it's not really... At the beginning.
There are children who are killed off-screen, but nothing bad. But there are really very graphic things. He kills a couple in a shower at one point. And so the guy cuts his arms, legs, stuff. And then, when he's on the floor on his stomach, he puts the truncheon in his ass. And he goes up to the neck. And basically, you really see the body separated in two. That's Garfield 2, the film.
With the voice of Garfield. I was going to say Coen. No, no, it's really... It's Terrifier 3. It's the horror movie... Okay, okay, okay. Which will reach its 500,000 views. Yeah, which is great.
Because people want to see it, since it's under 18 and all.
But it's not... It's pretty... For me, in any case, it makes me... Unfortunately, nothing at all. No, but it's really great. And so, it's crado, but it's not... Listen friends, it's almost the end of this podcast and as usual, we're going to do some cultural recommendations. Something that wasn't planned at all. And why not some cultural recommendations? Maybe Halloween?
I know they're for Letterboxd. Nathalie, look at this.
I'm the web witch. And on Twitch, there's Witch. Yes, that's true. Some horror games, maybe.
When you sub it, someone dies. No, not at all. Someone dies randomly on Earth. No, but I know that I follow you on Letterboxd, Nathalie, and you watch a lot of horror movies, really.
Damn, but I don't remember everything. Oh, okay, so horror movies. I loved Creep.
Ah yes, of course.
The first one. A little less the second one. Yes, I loved it because it's a guy who... But I've already talked about it here. Ah yeah?
I don't remember.
So it's someone who asks to be followed in his daily life to make a documentary about him. Except that the guy is completely scary and weird. And the end is ignoble. It's a terrifying sequence plan. And so I like it a lot because it's very realistic.
Okay. Magnifique. Mais je vois, oui, que t'as vu The First Omen, que t'as l'air d'avoir bien aimé. Je suis sûr que ça en est en box, je vous le dis.
The First Omer. Ah oui, ça, c'était dans un avion.
Moi aussi, je l'ai metté dans l'avion. Il n'y a plus de jeu de mots. The First Omer. Non, il y avait Homer Simpson.
Non, j'ai fait March Simpson.
Ah, t'as arrêté. Oh, putain.
Oh là là, The First Omer.
Thank you. Anyway, the king had 5 stars, Sébastien. Chez Tan ! Chez Tan, yes !
You're crazy about me, you put 5 stars on Flo, and I have 4 and a half ?
The king has 5 stars. No, 4 at the beginning. I had 5 and I didn't ask anything, it made me happy.
But I'm out in tears. You saw in what state I was.
That's Team Studio Bagel.
Otherwise, a scary video game. I loved playing Platform 8. You're in a train in Japan and it's always the same wagon you're going to cross. But the first wagon is a kind of witness wagon where you have to find it every time. And when you go to the next one, you will find the same one, but there will be a small detail that will ring and you will have to find which one.
And sometimes it's really very subtle, but sometimes it can be a big ghost, a reflection in a window.
And when you realize it, it's pretty scary.
And what sound would you make, for example? There are two schools. That was the car stopping in the station.
Ah yes, I saw some images, it looks a little scary.
It's great. It looks very good. But there are small details. Did you play it on Twitch?
Of course. Ah, too good. I saw that you were doing Last of Us too, at the moment.
In a horror movie. The first. The first. But then, I'm bad at aiming. And suddenly, when I'm doing headshots, it's very complicated for me.
Would you be able to make the sound of the clickers?
Of course.
I can't do anything.
There's nothing coming out. There's nothing coming out.
There's nothing coming out.
We were two. It's not true.
It's hard. He can do crazy things, this guy.
Sébastien Vanicek. I said it earlier, I'm back in Cormac McCarthy after reviewing La Route. I love the adaptation, I find it excellent. I love these things that have really 10,000 layers.
You who like the drawing, my good Sébastien, have you seen it?
The adaptation, of course.
Of Manu Larsonnet? Ah no, yes, La Route. Yes, that's it. It's beautiful. It's very, very beautiful. It's still...
He did a combination where he explains how he placed his horizon line, how he drew. The drawing in this comic is crazy.
He made his comic for which he became... Blast. There was this one, but even before this one, there was The Ordinary Life. The Ordinary Combat. The Ordinary Combat. The Ordinary Combat. The Ordinary Combat. The Ordinary Combat. The Ordinary Combat. The Ordinary Combat. The Ordinary Combat. The Ordinary Combat. The way they reinvent themselves is crazy. And their road adaptation is incredible.
Black and White is an art that I find to be beautifully mastered.
And in the road, the film, the adaptation. And in the comic, I wanted to say. And I dive a little into it. That, and it's also very linked to Berserk, in which I'm really into right now. The anime or the manga? No, no, the manga. And in fact, both of what it tells about the human being and everything, at least for me at the moment, are things that are quite important.
I find that, you see, we were talking about it a little earlier, about time, human vanity, and in fact the meaning of things. Because the road only talks about that, it's finding meaning in a world that has none. And sometimes try to give reasons and explanations, things that you will never find, and to live with this mourning.
So without wanting to say the word mourning, it's really things for me, Berserk and like McCarty, their complete work, which speaks of the acceptance of a certain style of mourning that we must do from the moment we are on this planet, mourning of many things. Otherwise, we had the chance to see The Substance, which will be released in a short time. Great movie.
And technically, it's my biggest slap of the year. It had two years of post-production, it would have made me angry if I hadn't seen it in the picture, but now I can say that the two years feel it.
It's really strong and it's really annoying. She is the director and screenwriter, she did everything. Coralie Farja. She did a movie called Revenge, which was really good too, a bit of an action movie. Revenge, as its title suggests, of a girl who takes revenge on her aggressors. And The Substance with Demi Moore. And I always forget the name of the second act. Margaret something.
Yeah, I'm going to find her again. She's a great actress. In addition, Margaret Calley. Or Quelly, I don't know. Who was in... Who was in Cain of Canaes. Who was in... Once upon a time in Hollywood. Once upon a time in Hollywood. Poor creature. And who was in the KENZO commercial where she danced. Yeah, yeah. Who did... Ah, exactly, well done.
And she's a great actress too, and the binom works so well, and it's a great film.
Even if you're not a genre film or something, in fact, there's a thing where, if you want, if it makes you love to live physically in films, there, we take it in our head a little bit like Rock'n'Roll for a Dream. We get out of that, we do... Yeah, there's a lot of things.
No. Oh, olive oil! It's very weird, but we do that at the end of the film. No, but yes, it's incredible, the film. It cuts a lot of things at home. And at the same time, it's a bit funny too, sometimes. There are a lot of things. In any case, it's very assumed. It goes where we want it to go. And you have to say nothing about the story and everything, because it's already a bit ruined.
I think, in any case. You have to go there and say, it's going to be a crazy experience.
And I don't think the pitch and things like that allow us to really understand what we're going to see.
Yeah, you have to go there and say, I'm going to live a bit of a crazy cinema experience. Yeah, exactly. After that, it's a bit hardcore and everything.
There are a lot of body horrors.
Yeah, yeah. That's the concept.
But it's really good. And big up to the make-up artist of this movie, who was the make-up artist of Vermin, and who is extraordinary. Very, very strong.
The little bell. Of course, very, very strong. As for me, I will recommend you a series of podcasts by Jérôme Lachasse, who works for BFM TV. He's been doing that for a few years now. He's been doing podcasts on French comedy and articles. He does both in a binomial way.
And he's so focused on cult movies, like Père Noël est une ordure, Les Sous Doués, etc., that he's focused on films that are a bit like your plans. He did that on Bad Buzz by Éric Quentin. He did that on... It's planted, that. Yeah. On the baltringue, on lots of movies like that. So it's always interesting, both the failures and the successes.
And he interviews the people who come to talk, who come back on the thing. I think on Bad Buzz, it's the director, the screenwriter who comes back on the thing, etc. And so it's both in article and in podcast. And it's super interesting. And there, I know that... So I haven't listened yet, because when you listen to this podcast, the new season will start.
of this thing I don't remember his name I'm sorry but you type BFM Comédie Française or Jérôme Lachasse Comédie Française and you'll find and there on this season there are a lot of very cool films because he's going to do the prequel when they did the prequel with young actors Les Onze Commandements, Quasimodo del Paris, Babysitting, Hollywood, Radin, Si j'étais un homme de Red and Black Les Onze Commandements, that's wrong
No, because it's not just plantations, it's also occult movies. Baby-sitting, for example, you had Cartonnet.
Okay, okay, I didn't understand anything.
No, but he does both. That's what's super interesting. Or Delphine 1, Yvan Zero, we talked about it not so long ago, by Dominique Ferroggia, written by Aznavicius. So, that's it. It's really good. It's always ultra-interesting. I'm always fascinated by the backstage of movies and that they make as many successes as failures. It's super interesting.
So, I advise you to listen to his podcasts or to read the articles. That's too good. If you're not very podcast, you can read on the site and vice versa. So, it's very, very cool. Adrien ? Meniel. I'm going to do a recap that's not very original because everyone talks about it and all that, but... DJ Mehdi, of course. No, it's a bit like DJ Mehdi now, but it's Les Loups-Garous.
And not the Netflix movie, because they're still not lucky. The same, almost the same thing, you have the series of Les Loups-Garous on Panayotis and Farid's channel, and the film Les Loups-Garous with Dubosc and Jean Reno.
And you have Letra de Dempsis, and on TF1, you have Qui est le maître du jeu.
It's crazy.
But no, yeah, the werewolves, although I don't like to play with werewolves too much, but it's true that watching it, it's really too good. And even the stuff where I was like, oh, is that going to work? Like, I say it, Mr. Vianvoixoff, I was like, oh, will I be able to get in there? While it's the voice of the life, there's a bit of a... And then he makes jokes.
He makes jokes and then I know him and everything. So is that going to get me out of the thing? No, it works very well. It's very well told. Yes, right away, you make theories. You say, ah, but he said that. And then there's also... Yes, no, go ahead. No, it's just that I have a question, going in that direction. Do you know the identities or not? Because I haven't seen an episode yet.
In fact, they reveal little by little. There, I looked at it, I don't know anymore. In fact, they reveal little by little. They say, this person is a villager, this person is a werewolf. They leave you just with these information there for a while. Then after, they tell you, and this one is also this role, etc.
So it's really narration.
Because it's true that if you look at it without knowing anything, it's not very interesting. If you look at it knowing everything, it's boring too. So they manage that well, the information they give you and everything. It's funny that you say that because I talked about it to my partner who works a bit with Squeezie, McFlake, etc.
And I told him about the imposters, because there, recently, in the imposters, there was one of the imposters, I knew him, it was Griffo who does the special tests. And in fact, seeing a bunch of imposters knowing who the imposter is, it completely changed the way I looked at the imposters of Squeezie.
And I said, well, I didn't tell her, she probably won't listen to me, but I didn't tell her, ah, it would be cool, maybe to change the formula a bit, at one point, you know who the imposter is and you see... les invités galérés parce que ça c'est très marrant à voir aussi.
Quand tu vois un Shabba qui est sur de lui en disant non mais lui c'est sûr il est machin et que toi tu sais que non, ça change un peu la dynamique et c'est assez marrant à voir. Donc si tu sais un peu ça c'est cool dans les trucs des loups-garous.
On va jamais le faire comme ça, ça te pousse à regarder l'épisode deux fois.
C'est ça. Les garous d'ailleurs, on dit plus les loups-garous. On dit les garous. Ils vont changer je crois. Donc c'est sur Canal+. C'est à raison de deux épisodes tous les vendredis. C'est ça, tout n'est pas dispo encore. Ce qui est terrible. Mais... Ah, you don't like it?
I like it now that the series are... No, now that I know it, it's okay, but the last time I said to myself, oh, I'm going to settle down, I'm going to watch a little Loup-Garou. No, not at all, it's next week. I was a little frustrated at the time. Ah, because there are a few teams, and I like it now that there is no longer all the people who binge-watched before. Well, some still do, by the way.
But now, I'm watching Le Pingouin, and I like to have my episode all week.
Ah, Le Pingouin C, yes.
And not have everything at once.
It's true, I watch everything at once. I watched Miss Kina, season 2, in one evening. And the next day, Cult, in one evening.
We're sick at this moment, Nathalie. We have time to make little... Little forms. Okay, too good. Well, great, friends. It's the end of this episode. Ciao! What? No, I said ciao. Stop. There's always a little sound on the table.
Well, yes.
Sebastian Vanicek, Vermin, in VOD, absolutely everywhere. He's going to be on Netflix in not so long. He's coming on March on Netflix.
March 2025. And next Friday, so the 31st. So the one that's coming, if you listen to Podcast. A special projection.
For Halloween, I don't know if you noticed. Spooky! Spooky! Spooky! Spooky! Spooky! Spooky! Spooky! Spooky! And then it goes for Evil Dead. Evil Dead, that's what we're writing. We're not going to talk too much about it, but it's written. It's written, it's happening, and we're very happy. Natalia Dzereshko. Twitch. I kiss my nachos. Of course, the nachos of Twitch, of course. Oh, the nachos.
Oh, the nachos.
On Twitch, yes. And yes, I saw you at the cinema recently. She has a role in the Challenger, we talked about it last week.
She has a role with Soso. I play her cousin. It's the cousin of Soso. What's funny is that we pointed at each other at the premiere dressed almost in the same way.
You're very chic in this movie. When I saw you, I saw the look, I said, she's chic, the Natoshe. Je l'ai dit comme ça J'ai les lolos bien remontés Les bouffes Les lolos de la natoche Les lolos de la cuisine à la sauce Une chanson paillarde que j'ai envie d'écrire malheureusement Un suno Adrien Méniel La bonne auberge La bonne auberge s'est passée Le 31 octobre It's Halloween week.
There are probably still some places left. So buy them. Buy them quickly. After that, if you haven't followed the good food, don't buy the places. Because you won't understand anything, since it's the last episode. qui met fin à quatre saisons. Oui, parce qu'en fait, si vous écoutez l'épisode, c'est cette semaine, parce que c'est le 2 novembre. Tout à fait.
Donc, voilà, La Bonne Auberge, l'épisode final qui arrive lourd, lourd, lourd, au Grand Rex. Les places sont en vente. Allez sur labonneauberge.jdr sur Insta pour avoir toutes les infos. And as for me, it's always written, especially on Hot Ones. There's the episode with Gilles Lelouch that came out on which I wrote. And then the others, all that. And then things I can't talk about.
And then it's going to turn soon. Come on, it's true that you play in something that happens. I can't say anything. The Fincher? Yeah. That's it, yeah. No, no, don't worry. That's my favorite joke when people say, ah yeah, you play in a super cool thing. You say, yeah, no, no, of course not.
Il y avait un mec qui avait fait ça à l'avant-première de Nous l'est le roi, où il avait fait une blague genre, c'est un gros acteur très connu et tout. Il s'est fait, ouais, la blague, c'est qu'en fait, non. Tu t'emmerdes. Bon, merci de tout le monde, en tout cas. Salut, ciao.
Oh là là, oh là là. Oh là là. Oh là là. Un esprit. Il fait tomber les patins. Merde. Je vais ouvrir la porte.
Je suis un chat et je te connais, tu t'appelles Pedro.
Il s'agissait du flot de cast. Pardon.
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