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It was the full moon yesterday, that's why we had a hard time sleeping.
Ah yeah? I swear, I was shaking like crazy. Me too. But I slept very well for my part.
Well, there are some for you, it's this effect here.
So it's close to the moon and the tide here? There is no doubt in my question. The tides, it's true, Florent. The tides, I don't know. No. And the round earth. I downloaded the Moon app. Wow.
You really changed. Yeah, that's it. You're our favorite bobo. I never downloaded the Moon app. You should. You should install Yuka.
Yuka will just tell me to stop. I think you scan your stuff and it uninstalls the app. Florent Bernard. Bravo. Adrien Méniel. Bravo. Bravo. C'est très, très impressionnant. Ah ouais, c'est toujours un spectacle. Oui, bonjour, bonsoir. Oh, bienvenue dans ce nouvel épisode du Flocal. Il a honte, Adrien, toujours de mes lancements. Ah, mais tu l'as fait très vite maintenant, Léon.
T'as un peu honte.
Mais je perds plus le temps. Je perds plus le temps. Comme à l'accoutumée, je suis accompagné d'Adrien Méniel. Adrien Méniel, comment vas-tu ? I didn't even ask you in real life, because sometimes I pretend to ask you how you're doing because I ask you before the show, and I didn't really ask you. It's true, we just arrived.
It's okay, but we talked about it just before, I slept very badly that night. I had insomnia, but then I had insomnia the nights before. Yeah, me too. Because it's, be careful! Yeah, yeah.
Be careful.
As soon as there's the moon in the sky, we sleep badly, right? Yeah.
No, but you know, in fact, it's played to really, well, from here, millimeters, but in real life, you can't... It looks precise. Elizabeth Tessier. I wanted to understand why at night, I didn't sleep. Yeah, yeah, you're right. You're sensitive to Algeria. And in Algeria, you sleep well, because now that you're in the Schengen space, how does it go ?
You look more reassured, don't you? I sleep better. I have a more serene sleep.
There are a lot of moons in Algeria, that's why. There are a lot of moons. There are a lot of crescents. There are a lot of crescents, sorry. Our first guest is a comedian. You may have seen her in films like Papi Chat, Sirène or soon Deux Anges, which we will have the opportunity to talk to you again, I think, in the next few months.
In series, we saw her in Pamela Rose, Lupin and Miss Kina, whose season 2 comes out this week. We are very happy to have her among us in the big family of YouTubers who end up making films. It's Chérie Boutella. Yeah ! Comment ça va, Chahine ? Merci, ça va très bien. Merci beaucoup d'être venue, ça fait trop plaisir.
Tu n'es pas venue seule, car notre seconde invitée, seconde, avec un C, est invitée, actrice, autrice, humoriste et harceleuse officielle d'Allison Wheeler. Avec sa série Miss Kina, elle a créé l'enfant de Bridget Jones et Rami Youssef, saupoudré de tous les personnages de Bridesmaids.
On ne lui fera pas l'affront de lui poser la question qu'aucun journaliste n'a dû lui poser, à savoir, mais c'est quoi en fait une Miss Kina ? It's his second time on the show, we're happy to welcome Mel Havedia!
Your presentation is great!
We're trying, we're trying. How's it going? No, not at all. They know me. It's okay, it's okay. It doesn't start well.
Every time I do a podcast, I do stories.
Ask yourself questions, Mel Havedia.
It's the full moon, I think. Mars retrograde?
Not yet, but yes.
It makes me laugh, but be careful, I correct you. So yes, Chirine, you don't know the show, but basically we're going to do a game. So I ask you questions about the activity and you can obviously ask for a lot of clues. We're going to ask you questions to try to... There's no trap? There's no trap. In the USA, for example, a divorced man set up a whole strategy to not pay for food pensions.
In your opinion, what did he set up to not pay for this pension? Did he simulate his death? So, yes, it's very fast. You're a mental patient, unfortunately. He would have done the same if he had said something.
You know he's already answered the question, that's it. Ah, is that really it?
Yes, that's it.
He said something to me, I read the brief somewhere.
So he simulated that, in your opinion? Because it goes further. He elaborated it. Yeah, there's a lot of work. In your opinion, how far did he go? Did he simulate his murder? Like he staged a murder, all that? So no, he didn't simulate a murder. An accident? No, not an accident.
In fact, it's just the two of you who play in the... No, no, no, no. Okay, very good.
I launch the thing afterwards. He puts it at ease.
Author buried?
No, I don't know. He said, I'm dead, I'm dead, we'll cover ourselves. It doesn't work at all. No, basically, he... Wait, is it something with the cremation, like he took someone else's blood? Oh, hell no. No, no, no, no. He rather did something of, how do I say, of hacker. You don't know a good hacker?
Who is it? You'll find out. It's cool to have a plumber at home, it's cool to have a hairdresser and a hacker. On the app, Yuzu, you can catch a little hacker. I called Yuzu recently, I don't know if you know, is it Yuzu?
It's not a cheese? Yuzundur, the singer. Yeah, Yuzundur, I called him, he fixed my shit. It's incredible. By singing. No, I get it. It's an app to catch people who do... Yes, it's like the old... Like Lulu in my street. Stoogey, Stoogey, Stoogey. Tascrabbit and all. There are a billion of those things. To bypass what we call the work code. Yes, that's it. So I did that.
And the guy tried to repair my shoes and... So it was great, I loved it. There was a water leak and I was like, what's going on? You called a professional. That's what I did. And you paid for it. I paid one more hour because they sent me the text saying, well, it's going to last longer. And like a huge victim, I did it. Yeah, of course, it's true, it's true.
You pierced a hole in the water tank, but well. I can't say anything. So yes, the 39-year-old American.
Did he change his name with that of someone who passed away?
So that would have been cool. No, no. She almost clapped. She was so proud of her. She almost made a dome. No, the 39-year-old American wanted... He was killed. He hacked his civil status. In fact, he hacked the computer of a doctor. That means it's something else. Look. Jesse Klimf from Sunset in Kentucky.
Excuse me for cutting you off, but it was really tasty. Can you say his family name again? Of course.
Jesse Klimf from Sunset in Kentucky. Jimmy Cliff, by the way. Another singer. Clap your legs, damn it. It's Yuzu and Endure, they make a duo. He had access at the beginning of the intro to the Hawaii death record system with the coordinates of a doctor who usurped it to create a file on his own death.
Thanks to the digital signature of the doctor living in another state, the accused appeared as dead in the government databases. He intentionally accessed a computer without authorization and obtained information from a protected computer for his own gain and in the context of an identity usurpation. So it still goes into identity usurpation. It's super weird.
Because his permit is more valid.
I think nothing works anymore.
It depends on the state. If he's in Kentucky, he goes to the HHS.
He's in Hawaii, apparently.
He hacked another state.
It's a genius for me.
But all that for a food pension? You make kids eat a little?
Wait, we don't know if he's a boy or a girl. Feminist!
Where are the women?
Where are the women?
The prejudice caused by the governmental information system and companies, as well as the additional pensions to be paid, is raised to nearly $200,000. Wait, what? Well, he's going to have to pay $200,000. Oh, as a fine? Yes, of course. In addition to prison. 81 months in prison, plus $200,000.
Even him, he takes his kid, he raises him. I thought it was cheaper.
Bring it to McDonald's and everything.
Yes, there's no way to do much.
Yes, it's true. Do you have to pay food taxes when you're in prison? Or are you not exempt from... Because maybe he found it. He's in prison.
You're not far from it.
I don't know. I've done very little zonzo. I've done very little right, so one in the other. I propose that we give our opinion, we never know.
Can we not call an expert? Wait, I have a lawyer.
Could you go to hell to avoid doing something you don't want to do?
Malahat, Malahat. Malahat, just laugh in the microphone.
Every day? Every day? Yeah.
But not... I want to pay if I owe money. Yes.
But because you also have money.
No, even without that, I don't like duty. I'm Algerian, I don't know if you know this concept.
I've been through it in my life. It's okay. I saw the flags. Sorry. No, but like a lie.
You can really easily.
Why? There was a crazy one on Shane's side. Yeah, I'm sure. Every time I go to see him, there's a bad guy. My kid, from the moment he wakes up, he's like... His first word was a lie.
Yes, that's it. You lie less. I don't lie. No, no.
You lie zero. Stop it. You lie zero. I can't lie. No, but little lies of convenience. No, but I can. I feel so guilty. I'm sorry, I'm at work. I'm too afraid of karma. I'm afraid that it... When the moon is not full, you can lie normally. I feel so guilty that I'm sure I'm going to attract things to punish myself.
You don't really know this concept, but... Karma?
Yeah. Well, I'm a Muslim, so... There's a holy book, we follow it, it's the code of the road of the Jews. Everyone does what he has to do. Your karmas, your precious stones.
I can believe in karma, but I'm lying. But by the way, karma, it's not at all, normally, I allow myself, but it's really in a life following that you're punished.
Ah, it's not at all? Ah yeah?
So, if I may, karma is not immediate, that's why it's a bit of a religious thing, because otherwise it's too selfish. You act well for your own sake. It's too simple.
If you're a good guy on Monday, on Tuesday you'll get a bad one, and if you're a bad guy on Tuesday, on Wednesday... No. It exists in Islam. But we can call it an imam.
I beg you. I beg you. We should do this sequence. Adrien, you're already fucked in the... Maybe younger too. I'm coming back to Chahine. Are you like that because you're younger, you're fucked in the shit on things like that, or since you were little, you have a kind of... Don't forget that you shouldn't lie. Yes.
No, I'm trying to remember, but I don't think so. No, you've always been like that. Yeah, I think so. Like boring? No, I'm kidding. Yeah, boring. It's like the club thing for alcohol. No, no, yeah. That's what you just did. Aren't you ashamed?
Oh no, sorry, I'm kidding. I just did it. Exactly. Forgive me, forgive me. I'm asking for forgiveness. You're kidding me because forgive me is an order. It's not correct. You corrected yourself. Yes, Adrien does that. But I've been doing it since, so he's very strong. I told him, excuse me. And he said, we don't say excuse me, we present these excuses. Because it's the other way around.
I beg you to excuse me. I beg you to excuse me. There, we're good. I'm going to think about it. And so you, Adrien, you've already screwed up in the shit to avoid doing things. You, you assume a little, in truth. Yes, but I also lie a lot. Of course. I mean, when you're invited to something and you don't want to go, sometimes you say, I'm sick or something like that.
It can happen. Oh, Chirine! At least it can happen.
I see two little glasses that have passed out. There are two little glasses that have passed out. We took them, it makes me happy.
I admit that sometimes I use my work when I don't want to do something. I say, I'm sorry, I have a shoot, I have an interview.
Is it Emmanuel or is it Chirine? I was going to change the person. What did you say? What did you say?
What did you say? I said, well, finally! Is it Emmanuel or Chérine?
But the best is when it's true and you don't have to lie. We invite you to something you don't want to go to, and you're in the shoot and you go... Oh no!
Yes, that's it!
Not at all! Besides, you often tell me that. Marius, I would have loved to, but you tell me that very often, I think. Ah, well, that means it's true. I don't know if it's true or not.
Why is it when you even take me to things far from Bobo, there? It's false. She even takes me to festivals.
C'est faux. A Lollapalooza? Non, non, même pas ceux-là.
C'est quoi les trucs là où il y a de l'électro? Non, ça je t'emmènerais pas. Jamais le lendemain ou Neverland. Jamais le lendemain ou Neverland.
C'est quoi? Neverland c'est pas l'attraction de Michael Jackson.
Ça je te l'aurais pas proposé. Non, mais aller boire des matchas dans Paris, tu vois. It would make me happy. Or even matches at your place. I can bring people to play matches at your place. I love it when people come to my place. I'm in your team. It's a rule of thumb. A week ago, I wrote him, like, are you available tomorrow? I would like to see you.
He said, no problem, when you want, but I have two appointments in the day. But I don't note the appointments. That's it, yeah. But then I say, but at what time? Like that, I organize myself accordingly. And she never answered that question. But why do you want to organize yourself? Come on, come on. I don't like it, I don't like it.
Yeah, but you come and then you have a doctor's book.
Yeah, but I don't mind. I don't mind. If you're not alone, I don't know, with whom you can be accompanied.
If I'm not alone, we can be several, not alone.
No, but I mean, if you're busy, if you work hard, and I arrive, and in fact, I have to go home. We're really working on our accounts in front of you. No, but it's good. No, but it's good.
I feel like I'm texting you, you're my loves. It makes me happy. You're going to give me a card, you're going to hit him on the head. There you go.
You were the one who brought up the subject of lies.
I have a question for you.
Have you ever lied before? Of course! Without a doubt, yes.
When you told me, yes, I'm doing the shipping on Monday. No, it's not a lie. No, in this case, it's not a lie, but I forgot. I just forgot. It was a lie, but... Yes, but I didn't know I was going to lie. At the time, I didn't want to lie.
But I completely forgot. Where do I go? Where do I go?
For a few weeks, a brand is going viral everywhere, and some merchants have quadrupled its price. I almost said it earlier when you were talking about Algeria. I said, oh, I forgot to talk about it.
I ate some this morning and I can tell you that... It's heavy, it's heavy. It's really good.
But you found some? Guys, it tastes like cream.
Obviously, I found some. Yes, that's what I read.
It's crazy. You're not ready. Wait, is there milk in it? I don't think it's vegan. Brother, I didn't read it.
When you want to get fucked by sugar, you don't read it.
And often, it's not vegan.
I think it's the same thing as Nutella, guys.
Yeah, I think that's it. Some professionals have also taken advantage of the strong demand to raise prices. Initially sold 3,50 euros for a 200 gram jar, but 8,50 euros for the 700 gram jar. This grilled hazelnut cream tartar paste has seen its price increase. In Marseille, for example, we can find it at 12,99 euros. Or in Lille, it goes up to 15 balls. So listen, I have a plan if you want.
It's in Annières and in Gennevilliers. And it's, I don't know, 5, 6 euros.
Well, you often find them in a grocery store, that's it. And there was a buzz on TikTok, apparently.
It's incredible. And it's the pride of Algerians. There's Zidane and the tartine pasta. It's so good.
Yes, but then, be careful, because you say you have some on your side. Be careful, the buzz for this product could be over soon, since according to certain Algerian media, tartine pasta could be banned in Europe and therefore in France, since the product does not respect... I like to hear it. We feel like we're going to launch a terrible info.
Because it's crazy, because being racist with people, we used to be, but being racist with the patatartine, guys, frankly... In any case, she's white! She's white! She's white like they love her, she's white like Jordan, shit!
They wanted to replace Nutella, so there are rules that apply. The product would not respect European legislation, and more particularly, some countries in the United Kingdom cannot export products containing milk on the territory of the European Union. It's false.
Yes, but after, you see, it would be necessary to bounce, it would be necessary to adapt the recipe, and boom ! But there are no vegan ones. But if you're forbidden again... Yeah, but it even talks about lobbying.
Apparently, it wants to protect Nutella. No, but be careful.
Ah, but that's possible. Do you think they have hazelnuts?
Well, yes. They're really strong in hazelnuts. I think it's one of the... It's true. Yeah, they have hazelnuts. And we don't say it enough. I'm happy that we say it in this show. Yeah, there were the Illuminati. Top 3, each of your sweet things, crap to eat that you like.
No, no, it's delicious. No, no, it's rice soufflé with peanut butter, it's delicious.
I thought you were a little bitch. I can even say things like Kinder Country, it was delicious. I understand. Yeah, that's a treat. And you didn't find an alternative?
No.
No, it will never be replaced in your heart. Maybe. No, but even no. No, come on, let's not lie to each other.
We didn't find the right alternative. Like, Nocella is super good, but it's not Nutella, guys.
He hates me.
No, there are two subjects where he doesn't like to be taken.
Excuse me, my brother.
No, no, no, but you put your finger on a subject. You treat me like a bobo, I go all the way.
It's Mamibio.
She's bio, okay? Oh, sorry. No, no, yeah. Yes, yes, she's very good. Notre-Dame, I agree, it's not crazy.
No, it's not that, it's that once you've tasted the nutella, it's like once you've put on a jogging suit, it's great to put on a jean.
No, no, no, I think it's another taste.
Did you just try the hazelnut puree? No, no, no, just the hazelnut puree with chocolate. Yeah, but... It's not the same taste as Nutella at all, but... No, but it's funny.
No, but it's funny.
No, but it's funny. No, but it's funny.
No, but... She went pro in football and you had to cross... Of course, I stopped at Sedan.
But you know, even to heal and recover, yesterday, the surgeon in Korea told me, the clump, avoid the clump. It's not like that, he said it, but he told me to avoid it. He said it, it's a blader, in fact.
Avoid the clump.
And she asked why, and he answered, don't worry. Don't worry. No, but because where I find that the vegan brands have very well succeeded in replacing meat with other things, it's true that on the candy stores, we're not there. I agree. Because the vegetable ham I tasted, it's exceptional. Incredible, incredible. Yeah, the life.
Yes.
Incredible. Ah, we have the right to say all the brands. Ah yes, we don't give a fuck. Yeah, well, we're not there anymore. No, he follows me on Insta, so I... Damn, you're being followed by life. Yeah, yeah. He hasn't always followed life, but he has followed life. Mela, gourmet food that you like? Well, it's all... No, but in a... No, I'm not going to shock you.
It's a snack, I want to make you happy.
Nutella, Maltesers, I love the Boucher au lait Côte d'Or. Ah, but you see, all of a sudden, we're in something very precise. It's pointy, and I invite you to... And you put it in a Greek yogurt or a skir. Ah yes, exactly. And I wrote the Nutella yogurt a very long time ago. That is to say, for a very long time, I took white cheese, 0%. A tablespoon of Nutella in it. You chew, you chew, you chew.
Maybe you say it better than what you want to say. And you eat. And that, I don't understand why they didn't think of it.
It's crazy. Because it's very easy to do.
Oh yes, but be careful, because Kinder, be careful, they make you all Kinder in all the forms that exist. Kinder Delice. Ah yeah, but which one is it? It's the little moelleux? Kinder Delice, yeah, it's the one with the little moelleux biscuit like that.
Ah, it's funny, it's not my cousin. It's Chocobo.
Chocobo, Chocobo.
It's hell on earth. It's obviously a disaster. And Ballisto, no ?
Not the one with the dry fruit. The yellow one.
The purple one is... Even the purple one, there's something. It surprises you. There's raisin in the purple one, isn't there?
Raisin, dry.
You have a good conscience. But the yellow one... Sorry.
The yellow one, it's not good. I think I've never eaten one. Or really, I was sick and I got it. Too much natural taste for you, I think. Do you want to taste it now? I heard raisin. I heard raisin. It's honey, Florent. No, but you say that, but for example, I'm not at all team candy. I hate the good ones.
I'm the Crouton team, I hope.
I'm the Crouton team, I support Inox, who is my telewrestler.
There is something that is Archibald too, I think, which is hyper-industrial, you know, it's the tiramisu. Like from Lidl and all.
In fact, the more you buy this thing for the poor, the more there is, for example, the Marbrés, at the time from Dia, I don't know if you remember Dia. Of course, of course.
It's chemical, you smell it. It's just puns with people's names. He said, I have Didia or Lydia.
It deserves a little 30 seconds of humiliation. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I understand. I like it, I like it.
The banoffi of Gu, I don't know if... Who's talking about this one? Banoffi? I didn't taste that. What are banoffi? But the margu, they're hot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, what's Banofi? Banofi, it's banana, caramel, chocolate. It's a pharmaceutical lab too, Banofi Aventis, you know? I put Google Images, I see the image and I don't know what it is. Laurent Banofi. Of course, the sniper.
The prankster now. Ah yes, it's the prankster. I've never eaten that before. I've never eaten that before.
I've never tasted it.
It's delicious and there's a vegan restaurant in Paris called Aujourd'hui Demain, they make a banoffee pie. In a series. In a series 33. Yeah, Aujourd'hui Demain belongs to us. Adrien, can I be vulgar for a minute?
Can you tell me the name? Aujourd'hui Demain. That they're going to get fucked.
Aujourd'hui Demain.
But we forget yesterday. I want to open a store in front of me. Yesterday and the day before yesterday. And only red meat. And only cooked meat, like that, matured. I love them, I love them.
No, I'm kidding, I love them, we'll come to see you.
It's them who do the vegan food in the Mcfly and Carlito video.
Okay, okay. They put their friends. A very fair question for you. 754 euros. You're not that far. According to an American Indian, there is an age when physically you take a hell of a beating. So I think I'm asking for a precise age. So it would be a bit easy for everyone to participate. I'm going to ask each one. an idea of age and the closest we will have won.
I remind you that there is nothing to gain. We can base it on our personal experience, but it turns out there is a huge crowd waiting for us later. Exactly. And then there, in addition, obviously, it's a study ... Do you look at the answers? I would say 114 years old, I would say. That's really ... It's great 114 years old.
No, but basically, they take into account health, physics, wrinkles, all that, all that.
46. 46 for Shirin.
56.
There's the right answer. Not bad.
Ah, in all three, there's the right answer.
Adrien Ménial. Look, look at him. After... Ah, she blew me 44.
It's literally my age, so I'm happy with this answer.
You're 44 years old? Yeah. You don't do them.
Yeah, the blow is not present.
We're still waiting for the blow. A little bit of truel, big max, big max. At the same time, he's vegan, so... Yeah, of course.
Like what, it works.
Today, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow. Every day of the week. This is the report issued by Stanford University researchers in the United States in collaboration with Nyan Rang University in Singapore. Wow, the connection must be crazy.
You know the zooms of the two. When you zoom in on Singaporean researchers with Stanford researchers, I want to be there. So after that, they only studied 108 people between 25 and 67.
44?
Okay.
And you, how are you doing? 38, no, that's good.
Don't worry, don't worry. The chronological age corresponds to the day of birth that we celebrate every year, that's the chronological age. And then there is the biological age, which refers to changes in the body during life, affecting proteins, metabolites and the activity of genes. Yes, Adrien, you're looking at me with round eyes. I'm captivated.
And so, 44 years old, indeed, is where there are the main risks concerning heart health. Yes. At these ages, the protein is... There is the accumulation of plaque in the arteries, for example, which is developing mostly. A decrease in the capacity to metabolize caffeine has also been demonstrated. It temporarily increased blood pressure. Alcohol would decrease blood pressure to increase it later.
There is diabetes that comes and the glycemia reaching a peak in people in their 40s and 60s. It's a study done on... 108 people on Zoom, as you said. And it concerns Americans, and there are people against the study who say, yes, it's very self-centered, because it's obviously not the same thing in all the countries of the world. So obviously, it's bullshit. It's bullshit.
It's just a number, age. Anyway, it's the age that you have in your head. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course, of course. Did you experience a little... You know, there are crises of the 20th, the 30th, the 40th. And the Covid too. The crisis of the year of the Covid, for me. But did you experience changes like that?
I experienced the financial crisis.
Ah yes, of course.
I was on Wall Street and... And you saw the two towers collapse. It's exactly that. I was at the Panama Coffee after. The second after. You're going to understand.
Did you go through the 30's crisis or not?
No, but I think I've been in a crisis for a long time.
That's it, so you're in the lead.
No, you're in... She did. I went through my 30's crisis, yeah.
You can talk a little bit about yourself. I went through my 30's crisis, yeah.
And how does it... It sends you everything.
Oh yeah, that's it.
You do a little bit of a review and you say, oh shit, there are too many things I haven't done or there are too many things that don't suit me anymore in my life. And you changed a lot of things.
Yeah, I got divorced.
I'm not even kidding. And then I traveled. You took a van when you started to travel. Yes, a van. That's crazy. In Iceland, in a van. Incredible. And did you like it? I loved it. It was so good. I wasn't alone. I was with my boyfriend. Wow, she has a boyfriend in a van. Oh my God. And then change everything from the way to live. Travel more, I don't know. Did you travel more to spend more?
I didn't have too much choice. But that's what happened and it was so good.
I have a question for people like that because it fascinates me. Van life. It always fascinates me because I'm incapable of it. I'm just terrorized and I'm really good in a life that doesn't move. It corresponds to me. It's a crisis at 40 years old, there's no problem. Where were you last week?
In Los Angeles.
Yes, but for work, it has nothing to do with it.
My question was to say, now that you've done it, do you think it's cool, I've done it, or is it something where you say, I really enjoyed it, I know I'd really want to do it again. The crisis. No, no, I'm talking about going online, changing a bit of life at some point.
Ah, but so much. Yes, yes. Besides, I repeated alone this time. I don't really know what I wanted to prove. In Switzerland, in a van, alone with two dogs.
Alone?
You were alone? Yes, I was alone. I was alone in December. It's 17 o'clock at night, it's really cold. I just saw on Instagram the photos of the lakes and all. I said to myself, oh yeah, great, I'm going to go. I arrived on site. First, I didn't have a bike chain. So I had to buy one. I struggled. I got stuck in stuff. Really very difficult. I slept, I spent a night at minus 7 degrees.
With a dog or Thomas Cook. Gerber. Gerber. It was terrible. 7 days and 1 night. It was not far. I was alone, I would not be afraid. I imagine the two dogs were looking at you like, what are you doing?
But they had cold hands.
I felt guilty of having them with me. And after three days, I said to myself, it's good, I stop the bullshit, I go home. And I start the road to go back to Paris, I have an accident. I broke the Van Dugan because I had rented it.
A private one?
You had rented a private one? How much did you pay? I didn't pay. I paid the... She put it in the lake and it disappeared.
She killed the two dogs. They fell into the concrete. That's the worst thing. It's when I saw my dog hit the... I was about to die. It's true that there are dogs, from their point of view... It was a very bad weekend.
We did some nice walks in the forest, in nature, they loved it. But then I said to myself, calm down, there's something that you push and you have to find your balance. That was too much. I reached the extreme crisis side where I didn't realize what situation I was in. Melham, look at me. Melham, could you do that? Take a van and leave? I can't stay home alone at 19 o'clock, guys.
I swear, it's one of my goals to take you. Ah yes, two, yes. To take you somewhere in a van. Come on, we're going to Port de Bercy, I want. No, don't worry. I won't take you far. I might take you to the Pyrenees.
Baby steps, baby steps. First Port de Bercy, then a little further.
I'll do it step by step.
But yes, that's it. Yes, because sometimes I saw stories of Melha, it's, there are villas, there are 400 people, with rappers, comedians, it's still, it's the big deal.
I tell you the truth, I redo a reality show every year. And I don't give a fuck about it. Judge me, I tell myself, with everything you do for Amazon, you could maybe get your holidays financed.
Ah, but it's them who finance it. Fatally. But you put five cameras, frankly, you could be very good. I'm two fingers in front of my life.
Or a coloscopy, something. Yeah, yeah, well, you can try it. I have no problem. I'm really the Amazon temple and I assume. If Blanche Gardin calls me, she calls me. For a year, I tried, you know, the real joke that I wanted to make, I tried to have the rib of Blanche Gardin and I wanted to send her 200 euros. But no one can give it to me.
If there is a Pays Libre.
Pays Libre, yeah. Pays Libre, I'll give you 200 euros right away.
Because the live show, you know, Adrien did it too. Yes, but we talked about it. So to say you shot together on a film that will be released in a few months. Was it good? Super. It was so cool. It was great.
And when is it coming out?
No idea, on the other hand. But it was made by Vladimir Rodionov, who was our artistic director. He wouldn't be from the East. Well done. Well done, Perspicace. C'est une question, c'était pas dans le jeu. Non, non, non. C'est grâce à lui que je fais ce métier maintenant. Bien sûr.
Et à la rue.
La rue, c'est ce qui m'a permis de tenir jusqu'à présent.
T'as arrêté le crack ? Non, pardon, j'étais... Dis-moi, dis-moi. Je peux te mettre bien.
So, new question, Fernando Cluster, he got operated at the hospital Demore Midtown in Atlanta in September 2022, and he's going to file a complaint against doctors who operated on him. So they didn't forget anything. Did they remove the bad organ or something like that? It's not that. They did a bullshit and now they're going to attack him. What do you think is the bullshit they did?
It's a misdemeanor, it's not a disgusting pervert thing. Yeah, okay. It's an accident. But a big misdemeanor, be careful, we're on a big misdemeanor.
Did they cheat on blood?
Okay.
I don't want to tell you. They paid him for the bad thing? They didn't pay him for the bad thing. I see you're saying, yeah, but here, know that I don't even have a number of his ass. And everyone tells me, well, yes, it's obligatory. I don't have one.
No, after, I believe you because I have three tax numbers. You see?
Well, come on.
But I don't understand how you pay everything.
But I never go to the doctor, so I don't pay that much in the end. That's where I'm a genius. So what's my address that they did? Yes, of course. Did they post a picture of him on the Internet by accident? No.
Did they forget something inside? Chirine, for the fourth time, no. But you know I have trouble concentrating this morning. Me too, I feel like I'm here without being there. I feel like I'm doing two podcasts at the same time. Yes, there's something happening. There's the moon still. So you already said that we had forgotten something and we said no.
Yes, that's the first thing I said.
And then you said they were mistaken for organs and we said no.
We said no. Give me a clue. You gave me a little slap there. Give me a clue. A clue, frankly. We'll find it. It's a real madness. I can't tell you better. They really did a bullshit. Did they take something from him? Yes. Did they shave it? They didn't shave it.
But that's what I said. I said they removed the bad stuff.
Yes, but they didn't remove the bad stuff. It's not an organ. No, no, and they didn't remove the bad stuff. I don't understand anything. They removed it.
They removed it too much. They removed it too much.
They didn't remove it too much. They removed it. They removed it. Is it a penis reduction and they removed too much of it? No.
I've seen a penis reduction.
I know a guy who did that. It's like a mammary reduction when it's too much.
If it hurts people, it hurts people.
You don't know what to do with it. That's funny. You don't know what to do with it. Archito to make vans under the belt.
Oh, sorry. Who's Mother Teresa, then? Ah. I'm prudent and proud. Come on, let's go to season 2.
Not bad. I prefer t-shirts, I think.
So what did they do to him, the poor thing? Oh no, I'm sick of t-shirts.
It's overflowing with water.
Did they close it? Did they... Did they sew up a new thing? Did they glue two things that they shouldn't have glued?
Very funny. The foot, unfortunately, the foot. They put a siamese brother on it. What did they put on the table? I don't know, something like... Vésicule on the table, it's a poem.
Was the operation to remove something? The operation was... An ablation?
It wasn't an ablation. They had to heal something. But to heal this thing, they had to open it. And then they made a mess. So they didn't close it up. Is it the dick or the balls? No, but let's deblay. Listen to me well, Pierre Benichou. It's neither the dick nor the balls, okay? No, but we deblay. No, but you're right. You're right. But you can start with that. Which part is it again?
Do we all have one? We all have one.
A sphincter.
So we all have a sphincter.
And I know it's the new song of the bastards. The sphincters. We all have a sphincter, rich and poor.
No, but it's not a sphincter.
A thing we all have.
It's not an organ, it's really a part of the body.
The face. A little above. The head. The skull. It's the skull. They operated the skull. They operated the skull. Well, operated the brain. They opened the skull. And the scar has a particular shape? It's programmed. That's what I was saying. A tribal tattoo. No, I'm going to give you the answer. Yes, frankly, that's it. Frankly, I think we're laughing.
With the big head, there would have been a little music. We would have asked the public. We would have given them 200 euros.
They lost the end of the skull they removed. That is to say, they opened a little bit of skull. They operated the brain, they did...
Shit. Wait, but the guy who was going to do his shopping with you. If you're at the hospital, it's inside the operating room.
At what point do you lose? It's a dirty job.
Which country is it? It's the United States of America.
I remind you, they don't have a security guard, like me. I'm a rican. Fernando Cluster was admitted in September 2022.
September 2022?
Ah yes, it dates. By the services... No, it's not in 97. Ah yes, no, no, sorry. Yes, yes, but because I'm going so fast. For me, 2022, it's so much the past. I'm only going today, tomorrow. To reduce the pressure exerted on us. They did a high five to this joke. Why not?
I saw it in slow motion, I thought we were crazy.
I think we didn't even look into each other's eyes. It's like kissing without the kiss. It was really disgusting. There are people who do that, really? To kiss without the kiss. I know some. It's the same guys who sleep in jeans. SDF, that's what it's called. By the way, we're in a place, I think, where people hug too much. That's what I wanted to say. In the middle of cinema?
In the middle of cinema, a lot of hugs, a lot of... And that, I don't like. But it's Carrie, you're Carrie. Well, the Carrie's make hugs, yeah, that's true. Yeah, but they don't kiss. I like hugs to kiss, me. Ah yeah, me too.
But I can't figure out if I want to kiss or not.
We went home and we had to go to the bathroom as if we had all the mics on.
Sometimes it happens when I say to myself, no, I'm not hitting my dick, I don't know. And in fact, they come to kiss me. I tell myself, damn, I don't understand anything anymore.
The check is very important. I can do the check. But me too. It's the good thing about Covid, it's that it has eradicated the dick.
And the dick is really an old thing.
Yeah, it's disgusting. I think it's just disgusting. I cancel the dick, as you can see. I understand, I understand. So yes, to reduce the pressure exerted by his skull on his brain, the doctors had to pick up and extract a piece of more than ten centimeters of cellulose. He broke his skull, literally. He saw Inox mount Everest, all of a sudden he broke his skull.
Is it really Inox who mounts Everest?
I didn't look, I confess. But for me it's a shonen anyway. The spirit is shonen. The spirit is shonen. And so they lost it, so they put a little plate anyway. They didn't leave it free. They put several bandages side by side. But you know what's the worst? Because there's a worst in all this. He had an infection, so he made a rejection.
No, he had a synthetic implant, except that the hospital paid him. It's like your guy who repaired your toilet. And it's in the same state.
It's the same guy.
The cost of the plate, it's not free. And it's at my expense. And so he has to pay 146,000 euros. It's the States, my friend, it's the States. And so he hopes, he complains to get a compensation. I think he's going to be rich. It's related to moral distress. It's hard. There was an over-infection. I told you. Of course. I told you or not. Of course.
I know that around the table, we have someone who is very close to the medical world. It's Melha. The last time we talked about it, it was a year ago. I have a PhD. Is it better with that? No, a little hypochondriac?
Yes, but in fact I have periods. It was this summer and now it's back. So now I'm full in hypochondriac.
Does that mean that when you're in Paris that it's... Maybe.
I think it's because of the release of season 2. Ah yeah?
You think there's a little... I don't think so because even when I didn't release any series successfully, because as it had worked... No, in fact, I think it's a thing of... J'ai fait des examens de tout, là. Ouais. Et ? Rien, rien. Voilà, c'est ça. Mais je vais trouver. Oui, oui.
Du coup, tu vas te chercher. Comptez sur moi. C'est ça, bien sûr.
Chérine, toi, est-ce que tu es quelqu'un d'hypocondriac ou ça va ?
Non, tranquille.
Non, ouais. Je vais très rarement chez le médecin aussi. Par contre, j'ai un numéro de sécu, moi.
Oui, bien joué. Oui, bien joué.
Mais là, ce serait bien que je fasse un petit check.
J'ai eu ma mère, là, devant moi, là, pendant.
There's a new check-up. I'm not 44 yet, but I tell myself, it's not that bad. There's a new check-up, you go to a clinic, they do everything for you. That's what I want to do. I'll take you.
Ah, you want to do a full check-up? Yeah. I'll take you. But that, I would like that too. Ah, I have two plans. The very expensive plan and the less expensive plan. I'm going to take the less expensive one. Ah, you pay for everything.
And then I have another plan, because with my doctors on a WhatsApp group, we told ourselves that we were going to do... You have a WhatsApp group with several doctors?
Of course. No, I don't want that. It's the doctors.
It's the doctors Matthew Perry. Once on the shoot, she facetimed her doctor because she thought she had a little thing. She was like, yeah, I don't feel very well. And she facetimed her, normal, like a friend. Doctors are also humans.
Like you facetime a friend. Yeah, I know, but... It's also about... Humans, we're friends, you know.
Yeah, yeah, but if the guy is available at any time of the day to do a FaceTime... No, he's not available, he's called Jacques Pieri, I kiss him. It's called a charlatan.
It's a charlatan. It's a charlatan. No, I would really like you to make me... But it's cool to do the little check-ups all the time.
No, but it should be like... Of course, on the other hand, the phrase, my doctors are also my friends, is scary.
Yeah. A little bit. A little bit. The WhatsApp group, what is it? It's a... Mental health of Melha. Yeah, no, but I mean... It's Sebel.
Everyone has a specialty, obviously. I buy myself a villa thanks to Melha, I think.
They go to the golf, they send me photos like that. Thank you, Melha.
Rassure-nous, ça va pas mieux. Non, non, ça va pas mieux. Non. Ok. Adrien ?
Toi, t'es toujours hypochondriac. Toi aussi, t'es hypochondriac.
Je suis pas hypochondriac, mais je suis très à cheval sur... Hygiène. Se laver les mains. Le tournage aussi, avec le... C'est pour ça que t'es blanc comme un cul. T'as une tête à... Non, mais t'as une tête... On a le droit d'être blanc encore dans ce pays, en fait. Appelle le face de craie, carrément.
Non, mais je trouve qu'il est très blanc propre.
It's clean. Clean? Yeah, it's true that you're clean. I don't know how to take it. It's weird. At first, it sounded like a compliment. No, it's not a compliment. You don't think it's super clean for a bald man? Well, come on. It's reversed. There, if I can give you... I never smoked, never drank alcohol, I'm dirty. But no, you're not ugly. You're not ugly.
No, but after, you look a little bit tired. You're a child, too. I'm a child. I come from Switzerland, in addition. Oh my, did you like it? On the edge of the Le Mans, it was great.
Better than Chirine, in terms of... By the way, I have to go back for a little... So they told me, Switzerland is beautiful, they showed me landscapes, it's great.
And then, the quantity of doctors, but there, you're going to enjoy it. It's the equivalent of Dubai for you.
You're going to love it. You're going to take pictures. You're going to take pictures. We can't go there with stethoscopes.
In the spring, we'll go there in a van. We'll go to Merano. It's really, really, really beautiful.
To change blood and all.
You could go there in real life. Of course. He's crazy.
First of all, he did it until the end of his life. The sportsmen go there. You can see that they hold on. Yes, it's true. It seems to work.
But the thing about the skull earlier, it put you in all your states, and then the fact of changing the blood, it makes you...
Yes, but if it's 12,000 euros, it's a good price.
But now it's 146,000 euros.
It's catastrophic. Yes, it's true. I don't know. Stop, you gave me the doubt. I have a question.
Wash your hands. There you go. Touch your elbow. Adrien, he would be a very good daron on that, because he even sees sick people 12 kilometers away. Ah, look at me then. You know, you're in a party. I can't say. You see, there's a guy who does... I'm not going to say hello to him. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm myopic and astigmatized. That means that if I do myopia, astigmatism will remain.
Okay, so it's useless.
No, and I'm waiting for it to be really stable. I've got that. And aren't you a little scared, though? I'm a little scared, though. I'm completely scared because they hold you down.
That's it. I've understood a girl who did it, and in reality, that's exactly what you do.
You've been charming us, but you've got a girl.
Yeah, that's true.
But that's not okay. I thought we were going to have these little flavors of the Orient.
But that's it, I'm a narcissistic pervert since the beginning.
I knew you were Vincent Cassel in my king. It can be seen in the apartment.
But no, I accompanied my girlfriend and I thought we were doing quesos on the side, actually, charcutage and all. No, no, that's it. Yeah, I accompanied her because I held her hand a bit like a birth, you know. In fact, you just have a little curtain.
There are only us, we have old men, they accompany us nowhere.
Watch out. Who are we? Look.
I don't know. We, the myopes. The other myopes.
So, a new TikTok trend is coming up. The road-dogging. The patatartine. No. The road-dogging. Do you know what it is? The road-dogging. Road-dogging. I'm back from the lesson.
So, is there a road already? If there's a road, it's not a route.
So, it's not a road, because I'm confused. It's not a custom. It's a road. Dogging. Est-ce que c'est pas un truc où tu portes pas de slop ou un truc comme ça ? Alors, c'est pas ça. On est encore... Il y a un chien, non ? Pas un chien. Pas les doggings. Mais si, j'en ai entendu parler. T'énerves pas.
Dogging, c'est pas une danse.
Ça pourrait l'être. Tu peux l'inventer. C'est le doogie plutôt, non ? Ah oui, doogie. Ouais. If I can allow myself I'm in the eye I have an hour of autonomy I tell you the truth We'll have to recharge it in a short time It's my Zoe It's me I'm Zoe Ah no No no no no I think I know It's a thing related to travel right ? So yes Can we try to guess around the table ? Is it a van life thing ?
It's not a van life thing But it's related to travel Adrien is right So I don't know It's you again I'm trying to make everyone play a bit But if you have the thing Is it a hotel thing ?
It's not related to the hotel But by the way Adrien It's not at all that
Do you think you have? I think I know, but I'm not sure. Do you already have the means of transport? The train, no? Not at all.
Come on, go to sleep, brother.
The bike. Not the bike. But no, it's transport in common. The bike. It's transport in common. Ah, the tram. The metro. Not the metro, not the tram. The bus. Not the bus, the plane.
The plane.
Well played, Chirine. Good response, Chirine. I know.
It's the plane or you don't know where you're going.
So no, it's not that. I've never seen that.
It's really when you don't know what to do with your money. And when you arrive, how do you do the hotel, the stuff, how do you...
It's part of the concept, I think.
Yeah, but it's hard.
I feel that it annoys you, Shane.
Yeah, because I think that after the 30th, I have a bit of an organization and anticipation of things to optimize my life. It's bad too, but... No, but I'm in your team.
At the difference, I've been like that for six years, alas, for me.
It's hard for the others, I think.
I don't know. I have a really cool thing, and I know Adrien is like me at this level, it's that I've been old since I was 12 years old. And it's also very nice to see everyone... But of course. And to see absolutely everyone arrive a little bit to tell me... You know, I hear people tell me phrases like... Hey, sometimes it's cool not to go out.
Yes, yes.
I tell you that for six centuries. And I see everyone getting to my level and I feel like I've been hyped about being a guy. I agree with you. It's very weird.
It's like me, I've been hypochondriac for a long time and when there was Covid, everyone washed their hands all of a sudden. Yes guys, it's been a long time since I said that hydroalcoholic gel is good.
I was a little in your team for the moment. The people who washed their hands, after they quickly stopped washing their hands. Ah you think ?
I'm sure we kept the reflex.
There are still a lot of things to do with hydroalcoholic gel, public I think. Like, in front of snacks, but it doesn't move. Yes, but he's disgusted, it's the one that sticks.
Ah, he's not... That, I love it.
On the other hand, the mask... Ah, the mask is gone. The mask was quickly abandoned. In fact, the mask, even when you have a cold and everything, you should, when you take public transport, put it on. And I admit that the mask stresses me out. That is to say, when I see in the metro someone with a mask, for me, he has the Covid. I agree.
I agree. I agree. It's true that you're in contact.
I feel like there's something serious that's going to transmit. We haven't talked about the monkey's variole.
Yeah, but... But there's a vaccine!
It has a funny name too, that's the problem.
We're a bit afraid to have it. If I have the Variole du Singe, I do a show. I do the poster of my show like this. Because the tete is crazy. It's crazy. It's funny. I see what you mean.
It's a joke. There hasn't been a death yet, I don't know. The word Variole phonetically is funny. And Singe. And Singe, well, it makes me laugh. It's true, it's true. You kind of want to see it. But it's terrible. But can you get vaccinated? Of what? Of what?
No, no, I'm always on... I like to win, so I'm trying to find the answer. We have a lot of TikToks on the plane. I didn't dare to take my phone. Yes, so on the plane... You don't film the pilot. We told you it has nothing to do with the dog. It's a bit of a shitty thing. I think it can annoy Melha.
In any case, it annoys me. Can I tempt you or not? Of course, go ahead. Are these people who go without a suitcase, without anything? So that's not it.
That doesn't piss the other people off.
That's not it. Wait, you said it pisses the other people off? No, it doesn't piss the other people off. No, it pisses me off philosophically. I think it's like, yeah, well, stop doing that. I tell myself, stop being so smart when I hear that. It's more like that. But it doesn't piss the other people off, you know. I think it's very serious, I don't want to find it.
It's not necessarily without a suitcase, but you can do it without a suitcase. And it's mostly without shoes. Without shoes. So no, but on shoes, it's everyone. I've never seen so many naked people in the plane, the last time. You don't feel it?
I hate it. I haven't seen it yet. Ah, me, I find in the plane, people are naked in socks.
Ah yes, in socks. In socks, ah yes, in socks. But in the train too. Ah, in the train, it's horrible.
That's because you do it.
No, no, no, me, remove my shoes, no, no. Ah, so you do it in the plane, but in the train, it's ok.
No, yeah, it's true. I realized it in 10 years. You're more comfortable in the train, you have more space in your seat, you can bring your legs back, and the trips are sometimes longer. Oh no, on a plane, it's very long.
I haven't done long trips yet.
I've done one, but I think it's bad. And when I do it, I hope it's in first class. Otherwise, I think it's torture. It doesn't change anything when you're afraid of the plane, guys. Are you afraid of the plane, Chérine? Not at all. I'm really afraid of the comfort.
In fact, you asked the question, she didn't say yes. Because you're afraid.
Because I'm a little scared of the plane.
Yes, a little bit, but I tell myself, first class, apart from just being better to die, well. Yes, of course. No, it's sure, if you're going to die, you'll die, but as much as you're going to die well.
With a lot of movies.
With the VOD max. But you have it too, on long journeys. It's the same films.
I don't know, I don't know. You think there are cut scenes.
It's really just the size of the chair.
You know they cut a lot of scenes.
You have François Cluzet who comes and says, this scene, we did it like that. This scene was cut for... Well, yes. But no, I'm kidding. Oh shit! I went to Saudi Arabia, I watched Elvis on the plane. There were a lot of scenes that I didn't have. I arrived at home, I looked, there were a lot of scenes that I didn't have.
So, is it true or not? It's true. They censor according to the countries. It's a philosophical thing. Think of TikTok, you know, that kind of thing. Without a phone. I know what it is, I remember. It's you don't do anything on the way. No phone, no entertainment, nothing at all. No screen, no film, not even a nap.
You meditate a little.
You're a little in today and not in tomorrow. You get on the plane, you sit down and you don't do anything. Yeah, that's it.
But do you have the right to sleep?
No. You have the right, you just have to be in the present moment.
How is it called that we insult them too?
There's no reason. I told you, I told you. It's people who do the road-dogging. What I find crazy is that there's a TikTok trend, but who films? Because you don't have the right to have a phone. There's no one with you. Yeah, but really, it annoys me even more. Yeah, yeah, of course.
And so, the record, apparently, comes from an American who holds the record with a 13-hour flight without doing anything other than thinking and blinking. So, not even a little bit of that, a little bit of that. No, no. Wait, wait, wait.
I think that's a lie, because when you offered him to eat or drink, he at least said yes, thank you, or no, thank you. Me, that's it. Do you have the right to eat?
That's my question. Do you have the right to pee? Yeah, that, I don't know.
I'm sorry, Chayenne.
But I don't know if he has the right... Do you have the right to pee, by the way? I imagine. No, the idea is not to have fun. So, I imagine that eating
So you're in meditation for 13 hours. That's it.
I can just go crazy. I can die. Not die from your own act. To think.
You do meditation for example. I tried, but actually, the fact of meditating makes me stressed.
Yeah, but that's at the beginning, when you... On little bamboo. Ah, you tried little bamboo.
I tried little bamboo. And then I said to myself, listen, why wouldn't I go pray five times a day?
Yes, that's it. But it's a form of meditation.
Yeah, for me, praying and meditating, it looks really alike.
Well, quite.
But the meditation, the fact of being concentrated, but you have to hang on, I think.
That's it. I think you have to hang on. In fact, at the beginning, it annoys you because you say, I can't do it, but like when you start anything. Yes, yes, yes, yes. After, it can become... It's been a long time since I haven't done it. But it's true that... Yeah, I was the same. At first, it pissed me off. But I'm not... I think Chirine meditates. Of course. Obviously.
But me, it's just... That's why she had an accident, by the way.
She really killed two dogs. By the windshield.
But the thing is that meditation, I just realize that I'm a spectator, that my brain is atrocious. That's horrible. I have very dark, very horrible things. I'm just a spectator of the fact that my brain creates ugly images. And I hate that. I think of things, I'm crazy.
But that's it. And it annoys me, actually. You, you meditate, Chérine? So, first, I didn't kill my dogs. And second, I can't meditate. I tried, because apparently it can calm you down. I think too much and I get my head in bad things. Like the vans. Like the life.
It's worse than the vans.
And I can't. I tried to put podcasts and I can't concentrate. When you put podcasts, it's... But at the same time, after, you see, meditation, there are some who tell you, you have to let go, think, not stop. There are some who tell you, on the contrary, you have to take each thought. You know, like... In fact, it depends on what stage. Analyze it, say to him, OK, next, you see ?
In fact, the metaphor they sometimes use is like, you're on a road, you look at the cars passing by, and basically the cars are your thoughts. Basically, you look at them passing by, but they are independent of you and your will. I don't want to be told how to think.
But that only happens while you meditate. So, you see, it's something that you're supposed to gradually apply in everyday life. But I can't really understand how. The purpose. Yeah.
Because it's about having a certain discipline of thinking. If you're able to let go of thoughts without stopping them... But I think it's also about thinking about not thinking, and when you can't do it, you feel guilty.
It's hard work, I know it's hard work.
It makes you anxious, I think. I think it makes you anxious. So what is it, for example, Shrin, your thing to replace meditation a bit? Because you have something... Shit, no?
No, I don't know, I'm waiting for it.
Never. The baccalaureate flowers? Never smoked them. No. Listen to podcasts, listen to stuff just so you don't think. Oh, that's it. Yeah. Or walk around in nature too, it helps me a lot.
With my dog. That's great. Adrien? What's the question? What's the thing that relaxes you, what do you say that you've done in the past? A good little dish. You see, because you make stories... Adrien, he makes close-knit stories. And in the close-knit stories, we see him on beautiful landscapes and we feel that it makes him feel good.
Yeah, I was in Switzerland, it was... Yeah, I was... But not only Switzerland, when you're in a good little landscape, we feel that it makes you... Yeah, I mean, no, in reality, but... First of all, it happens to me, well, it's been a long time since I've done it, but I do a little bit of meditation, and it's true that it can... Once you manage to do it, it really feels good, you know?
No, I like to cook, actually. There's something a little... It's true that you can... It's cool. And there's really an immediate purpose. And this purpose is something that will do you good on several aspects. And all the dishes you have to do afterwards, it doesn't bother you? I don't mind the dishes. On the contrary. But even the dishes, there's also a little something... I agree.
I'm in agreement. You're in your bubble, yeah. So good. Like Diam's, it's the same. Of course. It's one of your many common points. It's you, of course. But me, the food, you don't think that... Wait, what's your common point with Guillaume? He's in his bubble. No, I'm in my bubble. Ah, yeah, great. Look at your dog. His name is La Boulette, by the way.
La Boulette, La Boulette. Ah, he's called La Boulette, your dog? He's not called La Boulette.
No, but it's his nickname. Oh, it's very cute. La Boulette, La Boulette. Oh, it's very cute. She's adorable and she's on my knees during the shoot.
Oh ! She didn't do it with everyone. I think it's so cute. It's her who chose it. She chose it. So cute. She feels the people. And I swear, she really feels the people. On the last shoot I did, we were together.
She got drunk on Depardieu. She heard it with everyone.
She went to everyone. And there are just two people. The first contact, she was going to kick them, but not in an aggressive way, that is to say, she was going to go slowly, then she bit, and then she went to put herself in her place.
She did it twice, on two people.
And it turned out that they were shitty people? Not necessarily shitty, but in any case, not bad.
Not bad, bad. Bad. Bad. You'll tell me who it was later. I swear. And in fact, it's crazy.
Because some people who wrote to me said, yeah, I talked to them again saying, I'm sorry, and they said, yes, well, at the same time, it's a bit deserved. I said, well, yeah, because the person is not very nice.
We agree that if the people in question listen to the podcast, they know that everyone hates them.
They know, but above all, it's also, you have to say, there's a problem in the way you work with people. Okay, okay.
I would just like to come back to food for two seconds, because I tried to cook, I have a child. But no, but Florent. No, but no, no, no, no, that's it. Already, he takes me by surprise. No, but I tried to make myself to eat and when it's stuff a little nice, when it's missed, I find that it's a disappointment that breaks my heart. You want it and you want it.
You want it, you say I spent an hour and a half, it's not good.
But make recipes, my dream on Marmiton, there is written 25 minutes, 30 minutes. Start slowly maybe.
And it's also because I think you focus too much on the arrival and not enough on the way.
Because even if you miss, you can say at least I spent time. But really, I have a hard time with people who miss when you have a recipe to follow. How do you do it?
No, wait, it's possible. I don't agree with you.
But you have something with the steps to do and the dosages. Yes, but you can miss.
I hear what you're saying, but for example, have you ever set up IKEA furniture? Yes. Do you sometimes say to yourself, ah damn, the screw, I damaged the thing a little, I tightened it a little hard. After, IKEA is shit too. Sometimes food is shit, don't you think it's a bit the same? Where you say, I followed the recipe, but at the end, I broke the thing a little.
No, it's true. It's true that it can happen to burn.
There are not really any rules, you see.
Salt dosage, yes. No, even the thermostat, the oven, you see, there are too many parameters.
It's true. And I'm an idiot, I don't know a dog, I'm deeply stupid. In food, yes. In food, we can say it. In food, we can say it.
Apart from if you really forget the thing because you do something else, you forget it in the oven, or if really, you know, the spoon, it... No, but there are people who have a thing for the spoon.
You make the recipe, I make the recipe, I'm going to have the hand, you're not going to have it or the other way around.
Yeah, but it's like she said, it's because you're not focused on what you're doing.
It depends. You know, cut into thin slices, for example. I don't know how to cut into thin slices, clean the vegetables. Buy a mandoline.
Yeah, you're not passionate. You're not passionate. I may not be passionate. I may not be passionate. Well, that, when you beat things, obviously, there are chances.
You must not be disappointed. Excuse me, I'm in the middle of an introspection. Hey, we're not on a security number. The heart of men and women. On a retrouvé dans le nez d'un gars. Quoi ? Quelque chose.
C'est un faux état.
Un homme de 32 ans. On a retrouvé dans son nez quelque chose qu'il a eu pendant 20 ans dans son nez. Il ne savait pas qu'il avait ça dans son nez. À votre avis, qu'est-ce qu'on a retrouvé ? Une limace ? Mon esprit est allé directement sur une limace. Une bille ? What did you say? That it was stuck in his nose?
That it was stuck in his nose.
An air pod? Not an air pod. It's really wrong. He really confused two things. It's really crazy. Not an air pod. A nut? And a thing that is not... So is it round?
Is it elongated?
It's a little bit elongated, but it's small enough so that it doesn't go over his nose. A toothpick? Not a toothpick. It hurt me a lot to imagine the toothpick in the nose. Is it organic? It's a real object. It's in plastic. Is it a PCR test? Not a PCR test. He had it for 20 years. And how old was he? Today, he's 32 years old. When he was a kid, he had a Lego head.
So, it's not a Lego head, it's a Lego. Where do you have a Lego in your nose?
In fact, I want to die there.
Wait, it's huge, a Lego. There was a piece, a Lego brick. It's a little Lego. Not the Millennium Falcon. In fact, I had a character. He had the Titanic, brother. After spending more than 20 years having respiratory problems, a resident of Arizona finally took his breath. The responsible for these disagreements was someone else. Yes, it's not me.
Psyntec, the parents, in any case, who really didn't have anything for 20 years. It was a round Lego piece that the man had put in his nose when he was 6 years old. I don't know why I did that, says Ben Havoc to the local media. The young people of the 90s were only doing shit. The plastic piece bothered him to breathe.
Ben decides to carry out a rescue mission in deep dive to recover the obstacle. He puts a Lego man's head in order to try to clip the two pieces. So it was a Lego man's head? No, it's the... There was a piece in it and he tried to grab it with the other piece. With a head? Ah, so he knew it was a Lego man's head. And then he forgot it as he got older, you know. Really an idiot's head, if I may.
This guy, forgetting that, it's... No, because suddenly, his mother arrives, she takes off the Lego he clipped, saying, it's good, I took out the Lego. He had put a Lego. He tried to clip it. He took another Lego to clip it, take it off. His mother, she says, well, it's a moron, I take off the Lego. But in fact, she didn't know there was another one deeper. And yeah, my friend.
So it's been... It was supposed to whistle when he was breathing and all. Fortunately, it didn't move, it didn't go anywhere else.
Well, that's it. Ah yes, that's it, imagine. The beautiful thing.
And one day, he's taken by an eternal savior, and the thing is out. 20 years later! So the doctor told him, you have to get wet under the shower to relieve a little the tension. That's what he told him, a hot shower and you get wet, you do exercises. Ah yes, because the heat, it dilates. Exactly. And the Bob Dilates too. Bob Dilates, to continue.
C'est incroyable.
Bob Dylan. C'est un coup de chance finalement. Bob Dylan, je l'écoute moi. Ah ouais, c'est un coup de chance. Un énorme coup de chance. Et il dit, je peux maintenant expirer par ce côté de mon nez. C'est fantastique. C'est vrai que c'est top. On ne s'en rend pas compte de la chance.
Ça a l'air génial de retirer.
What were your toys when you were little? And little, of course. What did you have?
In Algeria, were they little pieces of wood? No, I had crazy Barbies. I had a lot of Barbies that brought me back from Austria. And then I liked the BBs too.
Yes, because of Austria, because you have... Because she's Austrian.
So I had Barbies, yeah. I had a fucking Barbie house and everything.
And you, what did you have? I was a bit crazy about boys. I had Power Rangers. I had a Barbie and she was there to make me look like a girl.
I had asked my parents for a Barbie because I had Action Man. Don't do the walk. No, no, not at all. They were just guys. He said, you need a girl, it's just guys. Oh, you just wanted a weekend.
Yeah, but it's a Barbie. And my parents didn't want me to have a Barbie.
Ah, so not woke at all. Ah, but my parents weren't woke. But now, you can buy all the toys you want and you can buy yourself a Barbie. Do you want me to buy you a Barbie with a dog?
No, no, it's cool.
But I have a daughter and I'm so happy when she grows up, I'll be able to buy her Barbies and stuff like that. Well, for the moment, I'm just buying toys that I have. And Action Man. And Action Man, and Avengers. And Avengers. And Avengers. For me, it was G.I. Joe. G.I. Joe was my passion. And you know you have a little bit of G.I. Joe. Of course. It's the clean side you were talking about.
That's it. The skin is very smooth, a little shiny because of the moisturizing cream, and then no hair.
G.I.
Joe.
It's really nice. No, it's really your cream. Can I touch your face? No, promise. If you put a little... If you put a little... She smoked a cigarette, she didn't wash her hands.
I didn't smoke a cigarette at all. Liar.
I smoked a cigarette. Ah, you're smoking again? That's it, it's smoking? You never stopped? I have periods. There, as I'm not doing well right now, I feel like I had a problem with my lung, I stopped for four days. I saw that I had nothing, I took it again. Okay.
Yes, it's true that you're full of contradictions. Yes, hypochondriac, but of course.
But you, it's crazy. Me, really, I don't understand myself.
Miskina season 2, we can have all that. I'm going to do a big up to Johan Gromb who is listening to us. Who is he? Yo-Yo the snail. I'm having fun. Why? Why the snail? Because, you know, his nickname is Yo-Yo the snail. No, Adrien invents little nicknames that are not necessarily linked to the person, but it sounds good. But it stays. It stays.
No, but because I'm writing Feuilleman with him right now, and he's one of the authors of Miskina. Of course.
Johan Grom that we kiss very hard.
It's my little Jewish bachelor. So yes, Power Rangers. With the Power Rangers who change their heads. Of course.
Before Kramzy was known, no. And as soon as Kramzy was known, I had all the stuff.
You had the actors of the Power Rangers.
Before, I just had a poster.
A poster. A poster. A poster. A poster. Which is not a poster.
Squeezie. Yeah, of course. Who is a poster? G.I. Joe. G.I. Joe, Adrien. Yeah, in the end, G.I. Joe was... I made stories with him and all. Incredible.
But don't you realize that at the time, we didn't have any more devaluations anyway?
I don't know.
I see my nephews, my nieces and all. You know, they don't have... They don't have fun, they turn on the play, you know.
Oh yeah? Oh, I don't know. I already had them. They're right next door.
There's my nephew who doesn't have a school because... He didn't wake up to sign up. So now he's a year without a school. I swear it's not a joke. So this generation is catastrophic.
He said yes and no. In Toulouse, a dispositif just got a speed record with a duration of 8 seconds, making it the fastest in France. Frankly, I didn't understand the question. There was a word at the beginning, dispositif. Dispositif. Okay, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it was far from the real word. No, no, no, but I wasn't... A dispositif just got a speed record.
C'est quoi un dispositif ?
C'est un véhicule quoi ? Pas un véhicule.
Le tram, le tram.
Un record de vitesse ? Ouais, ça dure que 8 secondes, faisant de lui le plus rapide de France. Ah ok d'accord. De quoi je parle ? C'est un appareil quoi. Un appareil. Ok.
Bah dis appareil frère.
Honnêtement dispositif, j'ai pas utilisé le mot le plus compliqué de la langue française.
Oui mais si quand même. Why don't you buy the expensive tiktok milk that regenerates?
No, I love to pick up the shit. The worst memory of Miss Kina season 2, really.
Every day with Amalha, it's very complicated to work. It's a bit of hell. She doesn't let you go.
She makes you do PCR tests every day, of course.
She's a bit unpleasant. But people realize it, don't worry. She's cool in interviews, but in terms of work, she's not crazy. She didn't bite my dog, but her dog attacked mine. It's true that she has a clébard.
It's true that she has a clébard.
It's true that she has a clébard. It's true that she has a clébard. It's true that she has a clébard. It's true that she has a clébard. It's true that she has a clébard. It's true that she has a clébard. Fortunately, I wasn't there. And they just told me. I arrived and she was like, what happened? And I think he grabbed her, if I understood correctly. She's very small. He grabbed her by the neck.
I don't know if it's the real version. I don't know.
She told me it was the harness. There was no injury, you see. In fact, you know, he just shook his head.
He shook it like crazy.
And I said, in fact, we were two fingers apart. That's it, he would have ripped his mouth off. And I arrived, so I was really in a panic mode. I was like, what's going on? And she said, my dog almost ate your dog. Because of a snack, the Magar. And really, you have to see his... He's adorable, he's too cute.
What kind of breed of dog is it? It's a pit.
A staff, a pit. A pitstaff.
But he's gigantic.
It's the big version of everything. On the other hand, he has real miskin eyes. He really has eyes like that all the time. But he has a strength that doesn't measure... His jaw, you feel it. You see it. You play with it. He wanted to get the toy from my thing. You feel it tearing you apart.
Wow, wow, wow. Wow, wow, wow.
Wow, wow, wow. Wow, wow, wow. Wow, wow, wow. Wow, wow, wow. Wow, wow, wow.
But I didn't know, I wanted to please them. You know I'm a mother of cakes. But you only gave it to him. No, you're crazy. Me, on the left, you're crazy. I gave it to your dog and to my dog.
Did he really only get it by the harness?
Ah yes, no, really not. Well, it would be more of this world of this dog, by the way. No, it's true, but suddenly, I tell myself... And in fact, I pulled it out of the harness, so he didn't really want to hurt him, I think.
Yes, yes, he wanted to protect his thing. But he wanted to... Yes, yes, he wanted to protect the accessories. Yes, of course. Affirm his authority.
Adrien bit me last week, that's why.
It calmed you down, it calmed you down. Ah, well, since then, I could have done it again. Honestly, when I saw the head of Malhaix, I said to myself, yo, yo, yo, yo. No, and above all, I recovered the dog, both well and badly, and she was so scared, the poor thing, she shit in my hand. And then, it's a sensation... To be honest, I'm going to tell you something, it wasn't unpleasant, the feeling.
To get shit in your hand?
Well, it's hot. It's hot, it's soft. It's like baby poop too. Why can't anyone hit me in the hand around this table?
Because there was shit. Yeah, because you can't.
I washed my hands.
So, this device. Of course. Well, of course. So, is it a device that is publicly accessible? Yeah, everyone. Not everyone. All the people who do a certain activity. Ah, the bikes. So, you approach, we're on the road. Trottinette. Ah, toll. Not toll. It's not a vehicle, it's really a device. Ah, but it's a radar. We approach, it's not a radar.
Well, it's a radar.
She's dumb. She's dumb. Look at her. No, but we're on a road thing. We're on a road device. I'm telling you it's the shortest. It only lasts 8 seconds.
A fire.
Very good answer. No, she's crazy. It's the shortest green fire in the world. 8 seconds. 8 seconds. You have a car that passes by. Where exactly? He's in Toulouse. Horrible. He exasperates thousands of motorists every day for a few seconds.
You still don't have a license, do you?
Yes. What? I have a car. What? I don't know how to write. Yes, but wait. Wait. Yes, but that's normal.
Yesterday, I arrived, we were at the prod and I didn't know how to park.
Wait, you don't know how to write with the new cars? There are cameras everywhere.
Brother, I bought my driver's license. Oh yes, okay. I can't be more honest. You don't have a driver's license, I bought my license.
But that's it, listen. I'm laughing, it's a lie. Obviously, wait, it's not like that. You pay, you wanted to say you pay, it's normal. Who doesn't pay for his license?
You have to pay for your license.
Who didn't pay for it here?
Obviously, you did. Me jette le premier point.
Personne ne te jettera de point. Est-ce que c'est tes médecins qui t'ont passé le permis ? Non, ça c'est... C'est sur le groupe WhatsApp avec les moniteurs d'auto-école. J'ai un autre groupe WhatsApp d'auto-école dessus.
Mais je peux vous inviter. Non. Moi j'ai le permis. J'ai une voiture, je dis là si t'as besoin. Allez au garage si t'as besoin, tu prends le weekend. C'est pas vrai.
That's adorable. I think Mel High is very generous. We don't know each other very well, but I can feel her generosity. It's a blow to the garage.
She's unpleasant on set, but she's very generous. You say that when she really said she blew up a van, so bravo.
There was a trust.
Recently, I rented a car too. And in fact, it's an electric thing. I didn't see that there were blocks of concrete, of shit in front of me. And it's something I had rented, as I said. And so I do the chrono. And then I hear the worst. And then I hear...
Get around. Get around.
Get around.
I take my car because on weekends, for example, Alison takes it on weekends. I lend it to everyone. It's incredible. But now, I'm trying to see if I can buy one.
Is it automatic or not? Yes, automatic. Of the German brand. That's so cool.
Like that, you'll see that it's comfortable. An Audi, dude. She asked for an antenna. We can say Audi.
I feel responsible for something where I know that I'm going to... My sister lent me something once, I gave it to her.
But I don't care if you smash it, if there's insurance, I don't care.
Do you sometimes take a car and you...
Yes, but there's a problem, I think. No, but I only talked about the stuff. I don't see the use of bad boxes, apart from making people pay for stuff at the garage.
The what? The bad boxes, it's the stuff you rub. I don't see what... If there are people, if there are garagists who listen to us, what are the bad boxes for? The plastic stuff? Yes. Yes, it's because if it was metal, it would cost a lot to change it. So it's shit plastic. You think it's to protect... Ah yes, it must be. It's a bumper. Yes, that's it. What do you use it for, for example?
I do some little things for the weekend, like... I go to the countryside. Go fast. I go to Bondy, I come back.
But I'm not going to go into the details.
Or you don't watch it.
It's true, it's true.
We can tell the women. You know, Amazon is good, but taxes are worse. It's the Amazon Day slogan. Trouvez-moi le rip de Blanc Gardin, je vous en supplie. Je veux lui faire ce vernon.
Et donc oui, selon Actu Toulouse, ce feu vert qui lui augmente... Actu Toulouse ? Et le feu rouge dure 1 minute 10. Donc vraiment, les gens sont très énervés. Ah ouais, mais c'est trop bien.
Mais en plus, ça crée des bouchons, du coup.
Well, I imagine, after, often if that's the case... Maybe in a small street tomorrow. Yeah, that's it. But in this case, you put a stop.
Yeah, stop the passage.
Yeah, you don't piss people off. Yeah.
I don't know why it's like that.
I have one last question. Yeah, please. Yeah. And then we'll move on to cultural recommendations. I forgot to tell you, you have to recommend culturally a little thing that you liked recently. I have a crazy thing there. Super, film. In fact, it's not necessarily a recent thing.
I have a tissue from the Turin clinic, frankly.
It's not necessarily a recent thing, it's something you liked recently, to whom you owe strength, or not, whatever. But before that, I have a question. In your opinion, which group from the 90s is preparing for their comeback and working on a new album? World's Apart. Very good answer.
I was in love.
Fan of World's Apart?
Fan, no, in love. Sing a World's Apart song.
Wait, we can find it.
Baby come back. Baby come back. Won't you please. You believe?
I'm confused with baby got back. No, we can say approximations on medicine and changing blood, but that, I want the real answer. Baby come back. I'm not sure.
No, no, no.
You're confusing it with... Yes, there was something. With Aliage who sang Le Temps Qui Court.
Ah yes, it's Le Temps Qui Court.
But that one was exceptional. I loved it. It was a repeat of a repeat. Of course. The guy from Aliage. What was Le Temps Qui Court?
What? What was Le Temps Qui Court? The imperfect?
Oh, today, tomorrow. After a series of concerts in France, next to other 90s stars, the English boys band gave an interview to the Parisian, in which its members announced a great new for their former fans, the three friends today, 50 years old. And there are three fans too, I think. Oh my poor friend! Oh my poor friend! You've never seen Jérôme Antony on W9.
I still missed, there was a festival, there was Sherry Fanoula, Leslie, there was Leslie! And that, I'll never be able to miss it.
And that, we're getting old.
It's our tender age and wooden head.
Next year, we have to go there.
I don't remember what it's called.
In a car, in an Audi. Oh yeah, we take the Audi, come on.
It's me, I put the coconut.
No, it's maybe the festival I Got a Feeling that you're talking about, Sharon, because there was Alizé, Billy Crawford, Priscilla, and so the World's Apart. It's crazy, hysterical. In the columns of the Parisian, we tell the members of Alliage. We were living our Beatlemania at the time. No, but wait, I want the one with Elia. I Got a Feeling, go ahead.
Kélia?
I didn't know what Kélia was.
Kélia? No, it's not Kélia. No, it's not Kélia. No, it's not Kélia. No, it's not Kélia.
No, it's not Kélia. No, it's not Kélia. No, it's not Kélia.
No, it's not Kélia.
No, it's not Kélia. No, it's not Kélia. No, it's not Kélia.
No, it's not Kélia. No, it's not Kélia. No, it's not Kélia. No, it's not Kélia. No, it's not Kélia.
No, it's not Kélia.
The Aznav, as you call it, the Aznav! Ah, Charlo! No, but you, it interests you to see, you don't have to worry because there are people who like to leave precisely this nostalgic side in the past by saying, yeah, it was cool, you could go see the same at 52. But completely, it's great!
In addition, I was in Algeria at the time, there was no concert. So in Algeria, it's okay, it's really great. I also missed other people. I don't remember who it was. I was at the concert of Star 80.
And it wasn't really my generation.
But I enjoyed it. It was Madarone's songs. They did it again, five more. Play that! Don't play like that! I went to see one of the Starhacks who did a lot of reprises on stage. It was so cool. I don't know if it was Paris Latino.
Elvie Frégé, was it Paris Latino?
I think it's the time to go to the fridge.
With the one who had a lot of gel. Jérémy Châtelain.
No, Pachi.
Jérémy Châtelain. He had a lot of gel.
He's become a big star of the electro. He does crazy stuff.
But it's Pachi too. Pachi, do you know what he wrote? Wait, I'll find you Pachi. Pachi wrote a very famous song.
Pachi, yeah.
Pachi, we... You didn't move. It's the Midwest. He wrote Day 1 of Luan. C'est le jour un... Bah ouais, c'est un hit. C'est un hit. Oui, mais toi, évidemment, tu coules toi dès qu'on sort de... Non, mais je veux dire, on n'est pas sur un fossé non plus.
Ça se voit, t'écoutes quoi, toi ?
Bah, si t'avais bonne mémoire, tu saurais, parce que j'ai vu que j'écoutais R.O.F. et t'avais dit, oh, elle écoute R.O.F. Mais oui, je me rappelle, c'était... Non, mais il l'appelait R.O.F. 2F, alors c'était... R.O.F. 2F, ouais, ouais. C'était bien. Il était à la session écoute qui a été tournée sur TikTok.
Ils ont fait un air high five. Qu'on a un peu raté même.
C'était nul. It's sincere, it's sincere. We're a little ridiculous. But no, you're great. No, no, it's great. But wait, we were talking about something just before. We were talking about groups, about seeing them when they're a little older. You see, even Snoop Dogg, the 50 Cent, you don't have this thing of... It's good, but it depends.
They can disappoint you.
There are a lot of them. They're a little old. Snoop Dogg was at the J.O. already. He was magic. He took 250K per day, I think that's what it was for yesterday. He's right. You see, I don't know. He's having a good time. He's doing a lot of swimming.
At the same time, you say he's still there.
Ha ha ha !
It's the end of this Floodcast We're going to do the cultural recommendations If there are things, of course I would have loved to talk about Miss Kina season 2 But I haven't seen it yet It's really less good than the first one No, but I loved the first one, we said it with Adrien. And the trailer is great, there are only people that I love in this series.
Between you two, of course, there is Hakim Djimili, there is Xavier Lacalle, there is Alison Wheeler! You did little things, but it's the first time.
We try to write little roles each time. But this is the first time that you really play together on a big thing, it's so cool.
It's a bit fun to put all these friends.
It's so good. I love you, but you were chosen by casting. Don't worry, I know.
I saw, I saw. Victor Belmondo, Oussama Kedam. Victor Belmondo. Oussama Kedam, who is an incredible actor. He's the best actor of all the people you just mentioned. That is to say that as soon as I see him in a thing, as soon as I see him in a thing, and it's sometimes... And you want to see him more.
But yes, and it's sometimes drama, it's sometimes comedy, it's sometimes... In Hippocrates, he's incredible, in Annihilation, he's incredible.
Every time he mentions something... In Deux Dors et d'Argent et de Sang, from CO2.
I haven't seen that, but I think it's great.
I don't know what it's called.
D'Argent et de Sang.
D'Argent et de Sang.
I'm a master, I'm a master. And you do it in June. So, some little cultural recommendations for season 2.
Adrien, I know you always have a little list in your pocket.
Yeah, I only have big geek stuff. But go ahead, I beg you. Basically, this summer, I was looking for a new game to play with my nephew. We played a game called Super Bunnyman. It's very hard to describe, I'm not going to go into details, but it's a collaborative game, which is on principle very stupid.
There are very few characters... The only two things that the characters can do are bend or unfold their legs. And to catch or not, it's really a thing that is based on physics. And basically, you have to collaborate, so you catch. But it's a bit stupid.
My dream, you sold it so badly.
But yeah, but in fact, it's funny, but you have to play it. It's a bit on a balance, like these games where there is... What?
But where are you going?
Oh, listen, it's okay. I took it two seconds ago. Je suis magistrat moi Putain où ça ?
Je n'en ai rien à foutre J'en ai rien à foutre moi Passe moi ma fille Je ne suis pas juge moi Je suis magistrat Super C'est un peu les contrôles C'est un peu un équilibre L'équilibre parfait entre C'est un peu aléatoire Et en même temps tu peux Obtenir une certaine maîtrise Et tu joues à deux A quel moment on part sans Heurter Adrien ? Allez-y maintenant Comment ça s'appelle ?
Ça peut te foutre Tu vas y jouer peut-être Tu sais quoi ?
Je me télécharge tout de suite
But it's not on the phone, it's on... It's called Super Bunny Man. I played it on PC and I think it's only on PC, but I'll check it out. You're very PC Melha. Yes, I have a gamer chair and I have my Twitch channel. The most geeky thing she found is gamer chairs.
It's not a real game? Yes, it's a video game.
I don't understand, I can't understand. Don't put 10 balls back. It's a video game. It's a very indie game. It costs nothing. It costs 7 bucks.
Very good.
Sublime. It's very funny. Chirine, something you liked recently? Maybe in the cinema, in the theater.
I saw a series that I thought was really good. It's Presumé Innocent. On my channel with Jack Gyllenhaal. You say it well, Gyllenhaal. Jack Gyllenhaal. I think it's really good. It's a thriller, an intrigue about a murder. And it's him who is a lawyer, who is a prosecutor, who is accused of the murder of the person who turned out to be his mistress.
And in fact, you follow the whole trial and it's super well done because there is no action more than that. It's really internal between them and it's super well done. And you have a little plot twist at the end, quite nice.
What ?
Plot twist !
You ruined everything by saying it wrongly.
No, because it's really the thing about the series, you obviously suspect absolutely everyone, because everyone would have a good reason.
Is it a bit like the game of society, you know, the Cluedo?
Cluedo. There must be something. The mysteries of Beijing. It was Chaolin the Murderer, for info.
And really, this series is so, so, so well done. And he's really great in it.
He's a great actor. Summary, Innocence, it's an Apple TV series. Apple TV, yeah, I've seen it. And it's on my channel too, so you can go check it out. Melha !
I recommend... La nuit se traîne.
It's a great movie. I talked about it last week.
Do you want to talk about it again this week? No, but very well. And then, be careful. It's a Belgian action thriller, but Franco-Belgian. And frankly, it's a shame because it doesn't look like a French movie. Where is it being watched? It's in cinemas, but I think we have to wait. I don't know if it's still in cinemas. It's still in some cinemas.
I think the movie is being watched somewhere. It's been found in Melha for other film critics. The mask and the feather.
To be honest, I binge-watched Miss Kina when I told myself, go ahead, I'll do it gradually. So you read the scripts and everything? Already, I played in it. But in fact, you never know what happened next door. So I left it to myself. But there were so many parallel stories. And I said to myself, I'm going to look a little bit because I still have the interviews as long as I know what it's about.
And in fact, I spent the evening, I chained them all so much, I loved it. And I gave it to Royamé, I liked it.
I would have loved to have the links. It's very different from season 1.
We were talking about Johan, Melha and Xavier, frankly, you did a monstrous work of writing. I think especially to Paul Rothman, Anthony Martiano. I said the authors afterwards. Of course. Djokovic, Pogba, everyone. I think you've done a great job. You've managed to renew all our characters, all the story, and it's so good.
It's a team effort. It's a bit like the little Arab series we didn't expect.
It's a modern series.
It's a modern series, all these Arabs. Because there are Arabs who don't make mistakes.
It's incredible, they have love stories too.
That's crazy. They had a heart.
I believe so. No, it's really good, Misquina. It's funny, it's moving. No, season 1 was like that. It was funny and moving. I imagine it's on the same page.
Season 2, we did it really for the Oseille.
Of course. Yes, of course. But that's pretty clear. It's in the press. They didn't pay you more, by the way. Too bad.
They didn't pay you more. They got us with their stuff, there. While the first one was a huge success, it's crazy.
Yeah, it doesn't work like that, unfortunately. But she learned a lot.
I know, I know.
I learned a lot. At the same time, she's an actress. Korean actress. You see, she likes a little bit of posts, you know?
Yeah, yeah, ghost posts. Penelope Fillon from Amazon.
We know them, the actors who direct.
I would have directed Anthony Martial. Of course, of course, we know. As for me, I will also recommend you a film called Hitman by Richard Linklater. It's on my channel too. It's with Glenn Powell. And the pitch is really cool. It's like a serial killer.
So it's Hit, more like Man.
Of course. And it's the story of a guy who pretends to be a... It's with the police. He doesn't do it for his own good. He pretends to be a fake killer. And basically, his job is to go see people who want to kill him.
Like... And after, they kill him.
And basically, it's a clue.
Ah, that's great.
Except that, obviously, he's going to end up in a story where... He's going to kill people. No, because the thing is that in real life, he's a poor guy, and as soon as he's seen as a thug, he comes to exile, he gets dressed, he's a badass. Is that not his alias?
It's a bit his alias.
And so, he's going to go into something a little... I love it. The series Alias! Jennifer Garn... Jennifer Garn... Of course!
No, it was just the word I used. So it brought me back to... I don't even remember what it was. It's the same as Buffy vs the Vampires. Yes, of course.
And Dark Angel, do you remember Dark Angel? Yes! Oh, he's fresh! It was Jessica Alba. No, it was Jessica Alba. Angel is the guy from Buffy. Sentinel. Ah shit, I was sure Angel was Sentinel. The trilogy of the Saturday night, finally. Oh my!
And do you remember the guy who heard far away?
Of course! Of the sentinel, you mean? Ah, you mean the thing I just said, yes. Tomorrow at one o'clock! Because she doesn't hear from close. I don't hear from close. It's really not a sentinel. Well, listen, dear friends, it's been a great pleasure to have you. I remind you, Miskina season 2, Melha, that you have... Of course, co-directed. Love stories, laughter, I told you, I told you.
I told you, I told you. I told you, I told you. I told you, I told you. I told you, I told you. I told you, I told you. I told you, I told you. I told you, I told you. And season 2 looks like it's going to be completely split-fingered. I feel like it's a bit of a duel. There's a bit of a story of money. I can't tell you more than the trailer, I've seen that. I bought your film twice in VOD.
Really? But why? Because the first time I fell asleep, I was very tired. But not because of you. No trouble. So you rented it and you didn't buy it. No, I bought it later. And it's not in SD, it's in HD.
So it's good that I added a euro. Because there are so many scenes.
Thank you very much.
Do you remember my scene? Did you find it funny?
I thought it was great. When was it? I think so.
I feel like you only congratulated Flo. Generally, people say, your scene is great. We see that you forgot that I was in the film. You were completely in the film, I know.
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