Shirine Boutella
Appearances
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
We didn't find the right alternative. Like, Nocella is super good, but it's not Nutella, guys.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
No, it's not that, it's that once you've tasted the nutella, it's like once you've put on a jogging suit, it's great to put on a jean.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Nutella, Maltesers, I love the Boucher au lait Côte d'Or. Ah, but you see, all of a sudden, we're in something very precise. It's pointy, and I invite you to... And you put it in a Greek yogurt or a skir. Ah yes, exactly. And I wrote the Nutella yogurt a very long time ago. That is to say, for a very long time, I took white cheese, 0%. A tablespoon of Nutella in it. You chew, you chew, you chew.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Maybe you say it better than what you want to say. And you eat. And that, I don't understand why they didn't think of it.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
The purple one is... Even the purple one, there's something. It surprises you. There's raisin in the purple one, isn't there?
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
In fact, the more you buy this thing for the poor, the more there is, for example, the Marbrés, at the time from Dia, I don't know if you remember Dia. Of course, of course.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
It deserves a little 30 seconds of humiliation. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I understand. I like it, I like it.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Can you tell me the name? Aujourd'hui Demain. That they're going to get fucked.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
But we forget yesterday. I want to open a store in front of me. Yesterday and the day before yesterday. And only red meat. And only cooked meat, like that, matured. I love them, I love them.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
It's them who do the vegan food in the Mcfly and Carlito video.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
You know the zooms of the two. When you zoom in on Singaporean researchers with Stanford researchers, I want to be there. So after that, they only studied 108 people between 25 and 67.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
I was on Wall Street and... And you saw the two towers collapse. It's exactly that. I was at the Panama Coffee after. The second after. You're going to understand.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
I tell you the truth, I redo a reality show every year. And I don't give a fuck about it. Judge me, I tell myself, with everything you do for Amazon, you could maybe get your holidays financed.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Or a coloscopy, something. Yeah, yeah, well, you can try it. I have no problem. I'm really the Amazon temple and I assume. If Blanche Gardin calls me, she calls me. For a year, I tried, you know, the real joke that I wanted to make, I tried to have the rib of Blanche Gardin and I wanted to send her 200 euros. But no one can give it to me.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
You look more reassured, don't you? I sleep better. I have a more serene sleep.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Pays Libre, yeah. Pays Libre, I'll give you 200 euros right away.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
T'as arrêté le crack ? Non, pardon, j'étais... Dis-moi, dis-moi. Je peux te mettre bien.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
No, after, I believe you because I have three tax numbers. You see?
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Oh, sorry. Who's Mother Teresa, then? Ah. I'm prudent and proud. Come on, let's go to season 2.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Was the operation to remove something? The operation was... An ablation?
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
With the big head, there would have been a little music. We would have asked the public. We would have given them 200 euros.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
We went home and we had to go to the bathroom as if we had all the mics on.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Yes, but in fact I have periods. It was this summer and now it's back. So now I'm full in hypochondriac.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
You think there's a little... I don't think so because even when I didn't release any series successfully, because as it had worked... No, in fact, I think it's a thing of... J'ai fait des examens de tout, là. Ouais. Et ? Rien, rien. Voilà, c'est ça. Mais je vais trouver. Oui, oui.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
And then I have another plan, because with my doctors on a WhatsApp group, we told ourselves that we were going to do... You have a WhatsApp group with several doctors?
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Like you facetime a friend. Yeah, I know, but... It's also about... Humans, we're friends, you know.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
They go to the golf, they send me photos like that. Thank you, Melha.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Toi, t'es toujours hypochondriac. Toi aussi, t'es hypochondriac.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
You're going to love it. You're going to take pictures. You're going to take pictures. We can't go there with stethoscopes.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
First of all, he did it until the end of his life. The sportsmen go there. You can see that they hold on. Yes, it's true. It seems to work.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
It's catastrophic. Yes, it's true. I don't know. Stop, you gave me the doubt. I have a question.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
I'm myopic and astigmatized. That means that if I do myopia, astigmatism will remain.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
No, and I'm waiting for it to be really stable. I've got that. And aren't you a little scared, though? I'm a little scared, though. I'm completely scared because they hold you down.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
But that's not okay. I thought we were going to have these little flavors of the Orient.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
I knew you were Vincent Cassel in my king. It can be seen in the apartment.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
There are only us, we have old men, they accompany us nowhere.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
It's really when you don't know what to do with your money. And when you arrive, how do you do the hotel, the stuff, how do you...
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
It's like me, I've been hypochondriac for a long time and when there was Covid, everyone washed their hands all of a sudden. Yes guys, it's been a long time since I said that hydroalcoholic gel is good.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
We're a bit afraid to have it. If I have the Variole du Singe, I do a show. I do the poster of my show like this. Because the tete is crazy. It's crazy. It's funny. I see what you mean.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
You know he's already answered the question, that's it. Ah, is that really it?
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Yes, a little bit, but I tell myself, first class, apart from just being better to die, well. Yes, of course. No, it's sure, if you're going to die, you'll die, but as much as you're going to die well.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
You have François Cluzet who comes and says, this scene, we did it like that. This scene was cut for... Well, yes. But no, I'm kidding. Oh shit! I went to Saudi Arabia, I watched Elvis on the plane. There were a lot of scenes that I didn't have. I arrived at home, I looked, there were a lot of scenes that I didn't have.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
You do meditation for example. I tried, but actually, the fact of meditating makes me stressed.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
I tried little bamboo. And then I said to myself, listen, why wouldn't I go pray five times a day?
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
But the meditation, the fact of being concentrated, but you have to hang on, I think.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
But make recipes, my dream on Marmiton, there is written 25 minutes, 30 minutes. Start slowly maybe.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Who is it? You'll find out. It's cool to have a plumber at home, it's cool to have a hairdresser and a hacker. On the app, Yuzu, you can catch a little hacker. I called Yuzu recently, I don't know if you know, is it Yuzu?
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Salt dosage, yes. No, even the thermostat, the oven, you see, there are too many parameters.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
You make the recipe, I make the recipe, I'm going to have the hand, you're not going to have it or the other way around.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Well, that's it. Ah yes, that's it, imagine. The beautiful thing.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
And you, what did you have? I was a bit crazy about boys. I had Power Rangers. I had a Barbie and she was there to make me look like a girl.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Yeah, but it's a Barbie. And my parents didn't want me to have a Barbie.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
It's really nice. No, it's really your cream. Can I touch your face? No, promise. If you put a little... If you put a little... She smoked a cigarette, she didn't wash her hands.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
I smoked a cigarette. Ah, you're smoking again? That's it, it's smoking? You never stopped? I have periods. There, as I'm not doing well right now, I feel like I had a problem with my lung, I stopped for four days. I saw that I had nothing, I took it again. Okay.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Before Kramzy was known, no. And as soon as Kramzy was known, I had all the stuff.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
But don't you realize that at the time, we didn't have any more devaluations anyway?
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
I see my nephews, my nieces and all. You know, they don't have... They don't have fun, they turn on the play, you know.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
There's my nephew who doesn't have a school because... He didn't wake up to sign up. So now he's a year without a school. I swear it's not a joke. So this generation is catastrophic.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Oui mais si quand même. Why don't you buy the expensive tiktok milk that regenerates?
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
But I didn't know, I wanted to please them. You know I'm a mother of cakes. But you only gave it to him. No, you're crazy. Me, on the left, you're crazy. I gave it to your dog and to my dog.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Ah yes, no, really not. Well, it would be more of this world of this dog, by the way. No, it's true, but suddenly, I tell myself... And in fact, I pulled it out of the harness, so he didn't really want to hurt him, I think.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
It calmed you down, it calmed you down. Ah, well, since then, I could have done it again. Honestly, when I saw the head of Malhaix, I said to myself, yo, yo, yo, yo. No, and above all, I recovered the dog, both well and badly, and she was so scared, the poor thing, she shit in my hand. And then, it's a sensation... To be honest, I'm going to tell you something, it wasn't unpleasant, the feeling.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Well, it's hot. It's hot, it's soft. It's like baby poop too. Why can't anyone hit me in the hand around this table?
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Yesterday, I arrived, we were at the prod and I didn't know how to park.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Brother, I bought my driver's license. Oh yes, okay. I can't be more honest. You don't have a driver's license, I bought my license.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Mais je peux vous inviter. Non. Moi j'ai le permis. J'ai une voiture, je dis là si t'as besoin. Allez au garage si t'as besoin, tu prends le weekend. C'est pas vrai.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
I take my car because on weekends, for example, Alison takes it on weekends. I lend it to everyone. It's incredible. But now, I'm trying to see if I can buy one.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Like that, you'll see that it's comfortable. An Audi, dude. She asked for an antenna. We can say Audi.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
I do some little things for the weekend, like... I go to the countryside. Go fast. I go to Bondy, I come back.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
We can tell the women. You know, Amazon is good, but taxes are worse. It's the Amazon Day slogan. Trouvez-moi le rip de Blanc Gardin, je vous en supplie. Je veux lui faire ce vernon.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Excuse me for cutting you off, but it was really tasty. Can you say his family name again? Of course.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
We try to write little roles each time. But this is the first time that you really play together on a big thing, it's so cool.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
It's so good. I love you, but you were chosen by casting. Don't worry, I know.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Every time he mentions something... In Deux Dors et d'Argent et de Sang, from CO2.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Do you want to talk about it again this week? No, but very well. And then, be careful. It's a Belgian action thriller, but Franco-Belgian. And frankly, it's a shame because it doesn't look like a French movie. Where is it being watched? It's in cinemas, but I think we have to wait. I don't know if it's still in cinemas. It's still in some cinemas.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
It's a team effort. It's a bit like the little Arab series we didn't expect.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
It's a modern series, all these Arabs. Because there are Arabs who don't make mistakes.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
They didn't pay you more. They got us with their stuff, there. While the first one was a huge success, it's crazy.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Even him, he takes his kid, he raises him. I thought it was cheaper.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Really? But why? Because the first time I fell asleep, I was very tired. But not because of you. No trouble. So you rented it and you didn't buy it. No, I bought it later. And it's not in SD, it's in HD.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
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FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
No, even without that, I don't like duty. I'm Algerian, I don't know if you know this concept.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Yeah. Well, I'm a Muslim, so... There's a holy book, we follow it, it's the code of the road of the Jews. Everyone does what he has to do. Your karmas, your precious stones.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
If you're a good guy on Monday, on Tuesday you'll get a bad one, and if you're a bad guy on Tuesday, on Wednesday... No. It exists in Islam. But we can call it an imam.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
It was the full moon yesterday, that's why we had a hard time sleeping.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
What did you say? I said, well, finally! Is it Emmanuel or Chérine?
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Why is it when you even take me to things far from Bobo, there? It's false. She even takes me to festivals.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
C'est quoi les trucs là où il y a de l'électro? Non, ça je t'emmènerais pas. Jamais le lendemain ou Neverland. Jamais le lendemain ou Neverland.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
I ate some this morning and I can tell you that... It's heavy, it's heavy. It's really good.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
You really changed. Yeah, that's it. You're our favorite bobo. I never downloaded the Moon app. You should. You should install Yuka.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
It's in Annières and in Gennevilliers. And it's, I don't know, 5, 6 euros.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
It's incredible. And it's the pride of Algerians. There's Zidane and the tartine pasta. It's so good.
FloodCast
S10E02 - Jamais le Lendemain
Because it's crazy, because being racist with people, we used to be, but being racist with the patatartine, guys, frankly... In any case, she's white! She's white! She's white like they love her, she's white like Jordan, shit!