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La dixième saison ! Celle de trop ! Est-ce que vous êtes prêts ? La vérité, la pure vérité sans doute. Bonjour, bonsoir et bienvenue dans ce nouvel épisode du Floodpast. Ah bah alors ! Il arrive à tout le monde d'avoir la langue qui trébuche. Quel plaisir de vous retrouver à l'heure où des duos se séparent comme Villebrequin, se retrouvent comme on a dit. Arrête. Le midi plat. Aïe, aïe, aïe.
Mon cœur est brisé. Ça fait trop mal. On s'embrasse. And here is a good duo who stagnates, Adrien and me. How are you Adrien ?
Well, who stagnates, there is one who is taking the distance. No, no, no. One is on Evil Dead and the other is on Canapé. But wait, as usual, we are not alone.
Our first guest... We are already laughing. Yes, our first guest, so you have to know... You came often, both of you, so the descriptions are getting worse and worse. I'll tell you. I'll do a little intro. Our first guest has a huge fat on top of her spine, as long as she rode her boss on the radio.
456 chronicles, realize that it's more than 1600 minutes, less the 180 minutes where Nagui laughs while coughing in a rail that reminds of an old mobilette that starts in Côte. You can see his new show, still a bit on the road, the 25th and 26th of October in Lyon.
Mobilette, roadage. Not bad. Mobilette, roadage. It's done on purpose, in addition. I don't think so, I think so.
Not at all. The 8th and 9th of November in Marseille or even in Nantes, the Fosséan city, of course, from the 14th to the 18th of November, when she does big shopping at the supermarket, it's Morgane Caddy, yes, but with us tonight, it's Morgane Caddy.
I can't wait to be in 3 Floodgates.
I put a cardigan in your honor. It's nice to meet you Morgan, how are you?
I'm so happy to be here, but earlier I was thinking... She's drunk. She's drunk, Morton. Is it too much for the listeners? No, not at all. Don't hesitate to tell me in DM if you're afraid of it. Morgan, stop it, people love you. Morgan, not directly to us.
I have a question. Tell us Jérôme. Who is the record guest of Floodcast?
Pijam?
Who did the most Floodcast?
I'm asking if it's not Pierre Lapin. Or Justine Lepotier. It's been 10 years actually. So it's people who were there from the beginning.
Who came the most often. You understood what? The record of the high sound?
What episode? Let me think about it.
I don't know. I think it's Urbain and me. Between Pierre and Nineveh.
It's not the most famous people who listen the most.
In this case, clearly Pierre Ninet. So, our second guest is also used to the internet show, one-man show and cinema. We saw him a few years ago. It's me, Jérôme. So, first question of the podcast. No, but I made a discovery while preparing your thing. You were born on the day of the signing of the Schengen Accord. You say it in your show. It was nothing less than rock, my friend.
On the 14th of June ?
85.
Wait, what? It's the exact day.
You knew the date? It's great. And crazy, unfortunately. Oh, you knew the date of Jérôme's birth? No, of Schengen.
Of Schengen. She's super creative. No, of Jérôme, unfortunately.
But since he doesn't know my birthday date back, I... Ah, I know it.
Me too, it's the 2... I don't know anyone. What is it? The 2... Yes, that's it. The 2... Dark. Dark. Dark. Is that it or not? I was far away.
It's the 2! He got the 2! Bam! And the amber. And the amber.
Yeah.
Honestly, it's okay.
You don't see it, but she has the jaw on the floor.
I'm not even sure I know the title.
Mine?
I would say July 10th.
No, but it's July. No, but it's July. It's July 21st. That's it.
I don't even know the date of death of my parents. But I know your date of birth.
Yeah, you're looking for... Not at all. April 25th, 1980 in Saint-Germain-en-Laye. You were an actor, screenwriter and author of French comic books. Yeah. Yes, I had written an intro, it was just in the sole purpose of putting back an excerpt that we talked about, because with Jérôme, he went to my house on vacation, you had to come, Morgan, you let us go, you let us go, it was badly organized.
You did your diva, that's what we said to each other. It's true, we have to talk about it.
You lived it in another way, you said to yourself, the boys club didn't invite me ?
Non, non, non, c'est pas ça, c'est que c'est une semaine où je n'étais pas là, donc je me suis dit que c'était ok de ne pas déplacer la Corse pour venir dans ta... Ça se tient. Apparemment. T'étais en Corse ? Ouais, j'étais en Corse.
T'as kiffé ?
Ouais, de ouf.
T'as fait quoi là-bas ? Petit repos ? T'as travaillé ?
Non, non, non, vraiment repos. Repos pur ? What ? In fact, we didn't have a game where we pretended to be a cult and you were going to baptize me with a crick. Ah yes, okay.
In midsommar mode.
Yeah. And so I had necklaces of flowers and stuff, but we didn't expect there to be completely noses. There was a wedding with the grooms and the wedding planner. You couldn't move because the grooms were going to arrive by boat, so you were going to be very well dressed for the wedding. And four assholes were going to baptize me with a crick.
It's a movie, it's a movie. Jérôme, you're trying to... It's problematic.
So that's why I wasn't in your holiday house.
Yeah, because we ate kinder, it was raining, and we did manages.
Yeah, it's really... But not kinder. No, yes, kinder.
No, no, that's a summary of that. It was beautiful. It was great. It looked so good.
We had a great time. We went to City Stade too. I learned the word City Stade from Jérôme aussi. Yes, I didn't know it was a City Stade. Wait, wait.
Do you know what a City Stade is?
No. Wait, don't hesitate to send a lot of MP to Morgane if you know what a skid is. You've already seen one like me, but I didn't know.
It's a stadium where you can run, like all athletics stadiums. I'll let you explain, Adrien.
Before the show, she said, I couldn't go to the sport, so I bought myself a fruit juice.
So obviously, it's not what a skid is.
Yes, it's a juice. It's a juice at the hotel.
The city stads are the sports fields where there are both soccer goals and basketball baskets and there are barriers around and you can go and play sports. But it's a rather urban thing.
In fact, everything is in the same place. And basketball, and football.
A small football field, a basketball field.
Yeah, but I wasn't in the spotlight by saying it's a stadium. You had the word stadium. Which was in the title.
And since you're bilingual, you knew it was in town. It's nothing to do with it, it's a ramen restaurant. And so in my intro, I wanted to come back to an excerpt that we re-listened to during the holidays with Jérôme. I don't know if you know it, Morgan. There are two, that said. So no, I think of the one on the radio. Since a few years ago, Jérôme... You almost made the same noise there.
Jérôme had been invited to a radio show. To promote, I don't know, your show. On France Bleu, I think. On France Bleu, Pays Basque, quite simply. And it was on September 28, 2022. I'll let you listen. Morgane, you're going to enjoy it, I think, knowing you.
There's a passage in the next film by Quentin Dupieux, Fumé fait tousser, which we absolutely have to talk about this morning. Before, I'll also make you react a little bit to the news. You, who are a child of the 90s, Jérôme Niel, coulio, that probably says something to you.
Of course, of course, it's my ex. We went out together in a nightclub for a month. In 2007.
I'm telling you, maybe he left us this night at the age of 59. Excuse me.
Oh shit.
But did you see how he laughed at the animator? But he knows the gasp. The gasp.
It's incredible, it looks like they pitched him, they mounted him.
Ah yeah.
Ah, it's incredible. It was live. Yes, that's it, that's what's crazy, it's a real... Ah yeah, yeah. And we thought about it a lot during the holidays, and I thought maybe not enough people listened to it, and I wanted to share it with as many people as possible. Because I think the journalist had his moment with Carlos, do you remember?
Yes, exactly.
He had just learned that he was going to die, and we wished him a good last good luck. Good luck ! And it's so long that we look like guys.
We look like people who slide on verglas for a long time.
So yes, it's the first Floodcast of the year. I want to ask a question that has nothing to do with a game. For the moment, I want to know how your holidays were. So you were in a sect in Corsica, right? Everything was great. You had a lot of stuff. I followed your Instagram. You went to Calindi at one point.
Yeah, I went to Calindi.
Caniranful that we had received during the holidays. Rampel. Rampel. And already, she had taken me back.
What a big shit. After, I went to Portugal. After, I went to Biarritz. And then I went to Corsica.
But you're going to calm down, aren't you? Where's the money from France Inter?
I have a lot of money. It's getting embarrassing. Give us, give us, give us. Do you want to go to Brazil? After the episode?
Come on, let's go. Adry?
I did less stuff, but no, I went a little to Normandy in L'Heure, where there are beautiful scenic spots. It was incredible. And crazy houses there. It's really the dream to have a house there. With your little truck? Yes, but in an AirBnb.
You mean you'd like to buy a Demeur?
A Demeur in the air?
Yeah, not quite well received. No, no, but Demeur in the air, an album of Bashing.
He would have done it, we would have applauded. There is Demeur in the air. No, but I'm a rapper. You're creating a sound together.
Then I went to my sister's place next to Avignon. The sun. You still crossed France. In Foiret. And then I went to your place. In Bourgogne. And you went to Disney. I went to Disney yesterday, for the first time in my life.
You've never been to Disneyland Paris?
I like the atmosphere of the amusement parks, so I loved it, but you get tired faster than the people you're with. What do you mean? Well, I mean, I don't really like rides. Oh, okay.
Do you like to walk around the park, for example? That's what I like.
There's a hell of an atmosphere. Yes, but once you've gotten used to all the universes and all, if you don't do the rides... Do you think your life is the same as that of Disney?
I feel like it's... But it's not huge.
It shocked me the last time. From one end to the other, you don't walk that much.
I have memories of having pain in the legs at the end of the day. After I made it known.
No, but it was very good. But me, for example, roller coasters, I do one or two and then I say, yes, yes, it's going fast and I want to throw up a little. I understood the principle. It's always the same thing for me, I find. Okay. Where my family is more... Crazy of my roller coaster. But I had a great time. Your favorite attraction? It's hard to say, but maybe the mine train.
The mine train mixes very well strong sensations and ambiance.
Exactly, that's why I like it, because there's a beautiful view.
Don't look at me like that, Morgane.
Don't look at me like that.
Don't make that face. Like Japan.
It's a mix of tradition and modernity, the mine train. Completely.
If I may, it's totally my fault, but I have a small Leatherman keychain. I didn't know there was a security keychain, so the guys told me, you have a Leatherman? What's a Leatherman? A Leatherman is a multifunctional knife, but I have a small keychain. I have a little box.
At the airport. I didn't think about it. Baggage cabin blocked, stupidly.
And so, confiscated? No, I said, you don't have a place where you can leave it. I just recovered it. They said, we just have that. He showed me a trash can. I said, yeah, well, no.
But that's Disney! He opened the bin.
He said we only have that at our disposal. I said, well, no. But he wasn't going to say it like that.
That's what I think is cool. No, but put it here, look. In the hole of Mickey.
And so, I was in trouble because they don't do it anymore, the mini Leatherman. So, what happened? And basically, he told me... Oh, the problems of Mickey. They don't do it anymore, I wasn't going to throw it. 50 bucks more. Well, more.
I don't know anything about it.
No, but basically, they told me, there's a monop in the RER station. He said, you go there and they give you an order for 5 euros.
12 kilometers.
No, no, it was just... Ah, it's at the entrance. It's at the station of Chessy, Marne-la-Vallée. No, in fact, they handled it well because he accompanied me. He went to see one of his colleagues who had the thing taken, so that I wouldn't do the queue again. He told him, he goes to the order and when he comes back, he makes the pass. Voilà.
In one hour, it was settled.
It was super fast. On the other hand, the order is like, they take a poor sachet of paper, you write your name on it. And 12 balls. And 5 balls. But it's really stuff they do after, under which there's nothing, there's no locker, there's nothing, you don't have a ticket. You feel like they said to themselves, wait, we can really make money, maybe in the dark.
I think I would have put him in a tree.
I thought about it, but I think there might be a kiss between the guys. Because the guy really accompanied me.
And he told me, you can't leave him outside. He anticipated the thing. I thought about it, I put him at the foot of a tree, under the ground, no one will come. Yeah, that's it. The image of me scratching in the dirt at the entrance of Disneyland, the crazy old man on the surveillance camera. With all the people who come in with Mickey's ears and everything.
But what? I have my knife! But it's not Disney, it's a real life!
And no, after for five bucks, I did that. So that was the first thing. For me, the black spot of Disney, the food. It's terrible. Not copious, because we ate, so... I have to talk about it.
If you want to sponsor us on occasion, the food is delicious.
Not everywhere. We went to the Pirates of the Caribbean restaurant. They smell like chlorine. Everyone told me that. I thought it was okay. The food was good, but not copious enough. I was hungry. I would have eaten two dishes like that. Extremely expensive too. Everything is expensive. To taste it, we ate hot dogs.
Infamy.
C'est-à-dire que tu commandes... Déjà, oui, c'est une infamie de manger des hot-dogs pour le goûter.
Avec des frites à coca ?
Pour le goûter, gros porc. Je suis d'accord avec toi, c'est une infamie.
T'inquiète pas que je me suis mangé une crêpe après et qu'elle était aussi dégueulasse.
Donc j'ai dû remanger un burger. Non, alors ça veut dire...
That said, good point. There were vegan burgers. Vegan hot dogs, sorry. Good point, Disney. So, good point. Except that they were disgusting. Except that they were at the Monoprix.
The guy who accompanied me.
But there's vegan, sir. Come on.
And there, he threatens you with a knife.
Come on, come on. With your own knife. And in fact, you order, you pay, and your order is ready immediately. So it's really stuff they put in the microwave.
Of course.
It's infamous.
I think you have the ratatouille restaurant, which is a little good. I've never been there, I don't know.
You have to reserve the restaurants, my poor man. I imagine. No, and on the other hand, where I got the idea, is that just after, we passed by a food truck, where they were making hot dogs, and they looked delicious. I don't think it's much more... No, no, no.
It's vegan?
Vegan, yes. No, but compared to... It was shit, the hot dogs. Really, I mean, you didn't even see... Normally, you see the garnish when you look at it. There, the garnish, it's like under the sausage, there's barely any, and it's ugly. If you don't have your places for Disney after that...
No, but it's very good. But the tra de la mine, nice.
No, but after, in terms, it's true that it's very square, l'orgasme, it's crazy. You can go piss when you want. A little comfort than me, it's important.
When you want, in the waiting lines, it's more complicated. Yes, in the waiting lines, it's more complicated. Did you take a little fast pass?
No, no, no. Not even? No, no, not even. And not too blinded? No, it's okay.
Oh, well, listen.
Because apparently, it's the best period to go in terms of... Apparently, it was the best period, against all expectations.
Against all expectations. Yes, yes, yes.
Disney, have you ever been to Disney? Yeah, last November. Ah, so recently. Yeah, with a fast pass.
Ah, I like to go there.
Because I remember. Yeah, it was... No, it was okay. You liked it? You were rather happy? Yeah, I liked it. We did it, but really like machines. That is to say that we did 9 hours. We arrived at 9 o'clock in the morning. At 15 o'clock, we had finished everything.
Wow. Ah, yes, yes. But we did a little of that.
We went... With a fast pass, I said...
That's it. Yes, but don't erase it, be careful. You can have the tail. You can have a little tail in certain places.
You've done all the attractions, no? Well, not the baby stuff. After me, the thing is that I'm not used to it.
You've done the baby stuff, I'm sure.
I've done the baby stuff. You haven't done the Embo thing.
It's not the babies, Buzz and Claire, it's great.
No, it's fine. But I'm not used to it because my mother-in-law is at Air France. You have the first weekend of December where Air France privates Disney one night for all their guests. So it's a bit crazy because from 6pm to 3am you only have the Air France staff, but who still represent a lot of people, including me because I was a child of them.
And they have the right to enter with knives.
And I remember sessions with my brother and my sister where we did the Space Mountain five times in a row because there was no queue.
After that, we vomited. How many times did you do it? And the guys who clean, you're too happy that Air France is coming?
For 6-7 years it was like that, and when I did it again in normal with the people who are not in aviation, last November I was very afraid of the queue and that's why we took a pass right away. Space Mountain is called Hyper Space Mountain. It's Star Wars now. Very little effort. I think it's the same thing.
There's a voice that says I don't even have the words I'm your father And you have a screen where you have a Star Wars ship But you still have Star Wars sets in it They changed the set Not a lot of stars My big surprise There are three flags above all The three quarters of Space Mountain It's in the dark And they really like that Really make attractions where the brightness Is at the minimum It's too weird, you can't see anything
It's to dive into the universe, my poor friend. No, no, it's because the finishes are badly done. Yeah, I think if you put the light tower, it's half the world. You see a guy repairing there, well, what? And it's Darth Vader. Yeah, yeah. No, Space Mountain, I did it. Ah, you did Space Mountain. Yeah, I did it.
I like Space Mountain.
Knowing that my brother told me, don't worry, there's no head upside down. Of course there is. Ah, he's still doing things like a bad big brother. No, he didn't do it on purpose.
Ah, yeah, okay.
He didn't do it on purpose. Hey, don't be afraid. But for me, it's not so much the head upside down, I don't care. For me, it's more the head that...
It's boring in the minstrel train.
Yeah, yeah.
You haven't done the Tower of Terror? No.
I prefer Europa Park.
I was going to ask you... Europa Park, I preferred. But why ? Europe Apart is only great 8 !
There's a lot of contradictions Adrien ! Not at all ! And what's the atmosphere ?
I think that in terms of the park itself, the atmosphere and all, I prefer Europe Apart. Really ?
But what's going on in Europe Apart ?
There's a bit of stuff everywhere, there's no... It's nice. I don't know. I can also say that Disney, the Disney universe, I don't give a fuck. I love a ratatouille. I've never seen Pierre Descaribes, for example. But Pirates of the Caribbean, anyway, the attraction was there before the movie, right? Of course. It's the attraction that led to the movie. Exactly.
No.
To tell you what... There was a time when they said, well, let's make a movie. To tell you what... On the other hand, for Space Mountain, no. There's no movie at all. Star Wars, yes. It's since it's called Hyper Space Mountain that they've made Star Wars. Another six, please. The train of the mine, it's... It's the cowboys. It's Snowpiercer.
No, but it's to tell you that Adrien was not familiar with the Disney universe. He came in with a knife. It means that... No, it's not... Yes, there is Indiana Jones. It's true that there is Indiana Jones. But then, you see, for example, me, with Sébastien, we were in Los Angeles last week.
Yes, well, it's better than me.
It's better than me. No ! We did the Hollywood Universal Park. I don't know if you would like it, because in terms of atmosphere, what is very funny is that they make very small places where they are very thematized, where you really see the universe and it's crazy.
There's the Super Mario World, which is pretty crazy because you really have parts, characters, you're really in the universe, but on 50 square meters. It's really a... It's small, very detailed universes, but in very small places. Yeah, but not bad. So, everything is a bit fake, anyway.
Ah, but I love that it's... Anyway, it's... After, Disney, it's not super... No, it's not super realistic. That's what I like about amusement parks. It's a bit carton-pate, weird, stuff. Yeah. Out of reality, you know.
You could like it. And there, the same, we took a fast pass. A total mistake, because there was tail, nowhere. So we paid very expensive. Yeah, but I'm blinded. Like idiots. Yeah, yeah, of course.
So, it's still the game I played. No, in brackets, everyone doesn't care, Jérôme. You've already been to Disney, okay.
I'm very happy that we made the impasse on me. It was a long time ago. And you didn't want to go back? Well, I don't find the... The occasion. No, but...
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I'm going to be invited this time. We have the right to have a Vagence. Why not? It's like the holidays.
We're going to make sure to find the four days where you're available, Morgan.
When you said, I'll talk to you next week, and you called us the day before our departure from Flo.
It's because of Axel Malivernet. And we're going to fix that. So where are we? We're back. What did you say?
We're on the 16th of October, Morgan. So the summer is over.
So, we're talking about holidays, we're talking about travel. If you took the plane... Oh, the transition! No, no, but here it is. If you took the plane... Especially not. What would you have done to enter the very closed club of the Mile High Club? Do you know what the Mile High Club is?
Well, yes.
It's the people who fuck... It's as obvious as that. Come on, hop.
Okay!
Okay! Okay! It's a name they gave them in pop culture. I'll explain where it comes from. By the way, the first reference to the Mile High Club, an expression designating people kissing in planes... No, it goes back to 1785, tell me. On board a Montgolfière, in a Brooks notebook, one of the clubs of... Already at the time, damn it. The kissers go through the times, it's crazy. Wait, 1785 ?
Yes, because on board a Montgolfière, one of the clubs of London gentlemen, the oldest and most exclusive in the world, they had this obsession of kissing, it was called the Mile Hell Club. So there you go. Miles High Club, sorry.
Miles, what's that?
Miles High, well, it's miles high, of course. Miles high. Miles high of the Earth, you see. The plane arrives... So, you have to know that the plane remains one of the most fantasized places by people to make love on a plane. I can't believe it. Always. It disgusts me. Well, no, it's more like the plane... You're all ballooned like that.
It's like if the climate settles on my dick, the air of the climate, I'm going to have mushrooms. I really don't feel like it.
And even being in socks on the plane, do you think the liquid in the toilets is water? People are very comfortable on the plane. Yes, but I don't understand the... Because even the toilet cabin is small.
The smell, the stuff... On the other hand, in my golf course,
There we go, now we're talking. Sorry, but it's another lemonade. You're right, we agree that Montgolfier... There you have the exclusivity. Me, kissing in a balloon. It's something I've never done. You see the balloon up there?
The Disney balloon at the entrance. You can kiss in it. There's more? There was a Montgolfier at the entrance.
Oh yes, sorry, there's also something that pissed me off. Because I said to myself, I want either the Donald cap, the big cap with the beaker, or the Fantasia hat from Mickey. They don't have either of them.
No, their big thing is that you scratch a stuffed animal on your shoulder.
Yeah, it's funny, but that's not what I wanted. I understood. I wanted Donald. I wanted Donald. Talking about farts. It's crazy because... They don't have it anymore, they only have headscarves now.
They don't have it anymore because of stock breaks or they don't do it anymore? It's not clear. It's not clear.
It's not clear. It's not clear. It's not clear. It's not clear. It's not clear. It's not clear. It's not clear. It's not clear. It's not clear.
It's not clear. It's not clear. It's not clear. It's not clear. It's not clear. It's not clear.
It's not clear. It's not clear. It's disgusting.
We could have guessed, right?
And the forest. I could have guessed. You lost the... I lost the thing. I told you. The forest, the pool, the beach. The forest, the insurers, the forest. There's only the forest at the limit.
The insurers, not the real forest. In the agencies.
In an agency, the forest, yes.
I want people to do that behind when I kiss. It was their thing.
And so, in your opinion, what do you risk if you make love in an airplane? Oh, well, mycoses. Yeah, that's it.
Je pense que la compagnie peut te bannir. Alors, j'ai pas la réponse, mais... T'as pas la réponse, mais t'as raison de poser la question.
Non, j'ai la réponse, mais sur cette réponse-là, j'ai pas. C'est pas la réponse que j'attends, dirais-je.
Est-ce qu'ils peuvent atterrir dans l'eau pour te guérir du vol ?
5,000.
7,000.
10,000.
20,000.
15,000.
15,000 euros. Wow. But not only that. There's also a year of imprisonment. So it's what you risk.
It can be less. It can be less.
I'm giving you the maximum. The article 222. The article 222.32 of the penal code. It's just that you're an asshole, I think.
Sorry. Adrien Hopla
So yes, why is it article 222.32 of the penal code? Because in fact it is the sexual exhibition, it is considered as such. And yes, as an act imposed on the sight of others in a place accessible to the public. So until then... If you fuck in the ass, no one sees you. I was going to come. If you fuck in the ass, there is no prison maybe.
Alors Nancy, il y avait une jurisprudence jusqu'ici, qui permettait de relaxer certains clients quand on considérait le délit seulement lorsqu'un organe sexuel était visible. Ça pouvait passer de le faire dans les toilettes, par exemple. Mais malheureusement, une réforme, enfin malheureusement, c'est ce que dit l'article. Une réforme, putain, mais il faut vraiment... Hélas !
Hélas ! 1000 fois hélas, je le lis. Aux grandes dames de la réaction !
Cette rédaction de baiseur ! Une réforme du 23 avril 2021 rend cette jurisprudence caduque, précisant que même en l'absence d'exposition d'une partie dénudée du corps, l'exhibition sexuelle constituée s'y est imposée à la vue d'autrui la condition explicite d'un acte sexuel réel ou simulé. Donc voilà, mais après il faut savoir... Réel ou simulé ?
On fait semblant de te le débranler et... Tu peux, tu peux te prendre un truc.
Eh ben, pas de cuneo... Et attention !
C'est encore pire parce que dans un avion... There can be parents with their children. There, parents can file a complaint. And there, it's even worse, because it's an exhibition with minors. So there, really, you go for a long time. And the article specifies... And we're talking about France, because the article doesn't specify.
But since we're talking about international companies, some countries don't have the same rules with sexuality, nudity. So, don't do it. I think you can fuck... It's a supplement. You pay a supplement.
You don't have the right to be dressed like that.
It's more expensive if you have a panty.
Excuse me, you're going to remove this slipper immediately.
So we know that some periods of the year are conducive to the benefits of some shops. Christmas toy stores, subscriptions to the gym in January. But what company generally makes 12 million in sales in September? That's the question. The stationery. Not the stationery, not the school supplies. Do you like to do the little school supply shopping? It's something you like better?
When I was a kid, yes.
Me now, I don't do it anymore.
Yeah, I do less classes. But you know, there were always two or three stylus that were a bit hype, you know? You remember this stylus that had a basketball shape?
Well, it didn't have a basketball shape, but it was... Ah, you just reminded me of something.
You know, it was orange and this one, you absolutely wanted to have it.
There was the agenda, the study.
which was very stylish too, with a leather finish.
We're not exactly in the same generation, I'm more in Morgan's generation. For me, it was more Covadis, the agendas personally. I didn't have an agenda, I put everything in my head at the time.
But you were H.P.I. You liked Morgan.
The hours of choice between lead pens, white pepper, cartridges, strawberry pens that smelled like shit, with glitter and everything. The composition of the case was very important.
Ah, for me, it was only the agenda. So it's not to make people cry in the streets, everything is fine since, but we had free school supplies in my family. But the agenda, it was the crazy thing you could buy.
Why did you have free school supplies? Because I was poor, Morgane. Ah, wow. I lifted a... I was... built.
Yeah, yeah, well, that's fine.
Yeah, you were well rebuilt. Terrible, terrible. You were rebuilt. You were rebuilt in hard work, that's fine. No, that's...
You can't see it here, but there are seven rags on the carpet. He's gone completely crazy.
He has a carpet in rags, he has plaids in rags. He's overflowing with dicks. It's Troussman. But yeah, the choice of the agenda, incredible.
That's very important.
And I buy back paper agendas.
Adrien loves that I do that.
Non, j'aime bien.
C'est ridicule, mais... Moi, j'adore écrire sur un agenda papier.
Mais écoute, ça fait qu'un an que je suis à l'agenda iPhone.
Ah ouais, mais moi, j'aime bien. En fait, j'ai un truc d'écrire à la main. Et j'ai parlé avec les notes quand je fais des réunions d'écriture.
Ça rentre plus facilement dans ma tête que... Après, le principe de noter, c'est que ça rentre pas dans la tête. C'est que tu le notes. Bah oui, mais du coup... Sinon, ça n'a aucun intérêt. Si tu t'en rappelles, pourquoi tu notes ?
Parce que je m'en rappelle. Il va être beau, il veut le dire. Non, mais je m'en rappelle pas par cœur. Mais ça m'aide un peu. Ça stimule mon cerveau, j'ai l'impression.
Non, mais je peux comprendre. Tu I can understand.
What about you, Adrien?
I don't remember. Honestly, I don't know. All my childhood, my brain has been occulted in general. I don't know if it was a cool thing.
I love papery now.
But at the time, I don't even know. Sublime. So what makes 12 million? I took a little turn. Not the autobrosant.
Mais c'est un rapport avec la rentrée scolaire ? C'est plutôt avec la rentrée scolaire.
C'est pas les cartables ? Pas les cartables. Les chaussures.
Oh, un accent, un perso.
Les chaussures.
C'est de la sape ? C'est pas de la sape. Les petits couteaux ?
Les gommes. Pas les gommes. C'est pas les fournisseurs, t'as dit ? C'est Adri. Pour un peu planter ses petits couteaux. Les gosses, t'inquiète qu'ils auront... C'est pas de la fournite, t'as dit ?
C'est pas de la fournite. Ça a rapport avec l'école ou pas ? Ça peut, mais pas que. When I say it's a tool, it's... What did you say? A transport card. We're getting there. Les billets de train. Pas les billets de train. Une voiture. On était plus proche avec.
Le permis de conduire.
L'inscription, le code de la route. Non. Je t'emmerde. Non, mais tu es le plus proche. Les vélos. Non. Les vélos. Le bus. Les trottinettes. Tu parlais de cartes. On est plutôt sur le domaine de la carte. Une carte de cantine. Non. Pas une entreprise de carte de cantine. Une carte de transport. Non.
Qu'est-ce qu'on a besoin pour une carte de transport ? Un portefeuille. Pas les portefeuilles. Les sacs. Les porte-cartes.
C'est un service, vous l'avez dit. Pas les porte-cartes.
Wallet. C'est un service offert par une grosse machine.
Navigo. No, no, no. The SNCF, no.
So, no. The SNCF, it's just a big machine. It's a big machine.
It's a big machine.
A service offered by a big machine.
Yeah. But a big machine, you... No, no, no. It's literal.
It's a big machine.
That you can find, effectively, in a station.
You can find it. Oh, the Photomaton.
Very good answer, Jérôme. Yes! That's what Disneyland does in one day. That's what Squeezie does in two videos.
13 million official documents were put in place in 2019 against 19 million in 2023.
Following this trend, the demand for official photos has increased a lot. It's true that more and more, More and more, we're asking for photo identities in the official documents.
Of course. With more and more rules. When I was little, we could smile. No glasses, no knife, no hat. Not the fantasy hat. No, but it's possible.
And now, there's also the retro success. People like to go to the photomaths. We see a lot of young people go there.
I made it as a photographer. Oh yeah? Well it's easier to get your identity photos done at the photographer's.
Sorry, what did you say? Oh, but it's okay.
But at which photographer? No, but at a course, you asshole. A background, a cosmos.
But no, but you're a little... I call Alice Moitier, and then she's at my place. But wait, but it's so cute, you go to the photographer's. There's Louis Escobar. You go to the photographer's.
On a surfboard. It's the photographers who take the official pictures of babies for Christiane. It's true. No, but in the little Kodak stuff, it's a little bad.
The word is time for babies.
Yes, but like that, he tells you, you smile too much. You have the right picture all of a sudden.
But the magic tells you automatically now. It's Aglia.
You know you're not going to hold on to a photomaton, you're going to make grimaces and all. No, please, focus, focus. So that's why you need a human. No, you smile too much, it's not complicated. I like the contact, listen, go to the automatic cashier, go to the photomaton.
I find that very cute. The return, is it rather caffard for you? Is it rather pleasant? Is it a little excitement? You already took it, Morgane, I saw. I saw that there were two chronicles on the internet.
For me, it's a bit caffard. Guys, I love summer. It's not worse than January's fall, which makes me really want to die. I'm happy to see my friends again, I haven't seen them in the summer. But when there's a nice Indian summer, it's cool. But this year, I think it's a bit crazy. It's funny. I was well on vacation, I was well in August.
But you, as a rule, you like holidays. Yeah. No, but it's not... And I like it when it's beautiful and hot.
Yeah. Because I don't like that. The little hobo who's going to bring us until December, he's... Yeah, he's already very cold, by the way.
Yeah, but that's what's annoying, is that I like September, October... And since November, it's a bit annoying. In fact, the change of time annoys me. No, but it's a bit like that. The pure summer, I'm not a fan of it.
But it's true that there is a week now, a little more than a week, where you see the difference, where you say, ah yeah, there it's gone, it's a bit really finished. It's when you see, for example, I go to the gym, where there are very few windows, or even no windows. And so when you come out after 21 hours, there it is, there, for a week, it's night, and you say... That's it ! It's over !
Sadness is coming !
It's less jovial !
There's a moment when you go out and you're like, oh shit !
Yeah, and you don't join people for dinner at 8.30pm. You feel like it's already evening. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's really the thing I join you for. It's the night that falls early.
It really depresses me too. But for example, I like the beginning of the year. I like the idea of doing things.
But I don't like the in-between. After, you see, that said, when it's really boring at 5.30 p.m., at least it's honest. No, but you see, we're in the winter, it's hot chocolate, it's champagne, it's the plaid. It's a thing. No, but you see, it's a cockroach who says his name. And I do my part in it when it's really winter. I'm with you on that.
C'est pas un café gourmand. Trois cafards gourmands. Trois cafards gourmands.
C'est vraiment... C'est un peu cafard aussi, moi, cette année-là.
En fait, je trouve que l'été, c'est un peu... La fin de l'été, la quintessence de « Ah, j'aurais pu faire plus ! » Et c'est un peu ta vie, mais condensée sur deux mois. Et du coup, la rentrée, il y a un peu un cafard de « Ah, j'aurais dû... » C'est un peu un lit de mort. Tout le mois de septembre, c'est comme si t'étais sur ton lit de mort et tu fais « Ah, j'aurais dû faire plus !
» Après, il y a l'avantage de ne pas être mort, ce qui est bien. Mais je me dis « Ah, j'ai pas assez profité de l'été, j'aurais dû faire plus.
J'aurais dû bouger, j'aurais dû... » Septembre, tu retrouves un peu tous tes potes à qui tu racontes ton été. Du coup, moi, ça me remet dedans.
C'est ça.
That's why you're making that face Because that's what we literally did at the beginning We screwed him up for the show It's funny, I feel like I'm totally the opposite of you Maybe you were just happy No, I'm telling you I'm going to tell you the things No, no, I'm going to tell you No, no, I'm going to tell you I'm going to tell you I had my eyes closed, I don't know who said what Close your eyes No
Go ahead, Jérôme.
Floodcast, Floodcast, hello!
Wait, Flo, let Jérôme... Go ahead.
That, watch out, I can let it last 20-25 minutes.
So someone has to imitate Jérôme. It's Jonathan Cohen. It's also Jérôme. Jérôme, he says a lot of guys.
Jonathan Cohen is already... Yeah, but not... It's not the same guy, actually.
No, it's a guy.
Yeah, that's it, that's it. It's a much, much more stupid thing, less stylish than... You're a guy of exasperation. It's true. It's true. It's true. It's true. It's true. It's true. It's true. It's true. It's true. It's true. It's true. It's true. It's true. It's true. It's true. It's true. It's true. Hey, it's okay, it's the new year.
So, what I wanted to say at the beginning... I think I'm going to agree with you. It's that, me, I see in Morgane and Adrien... Shut up. ...big asses, people who want their summer to be filled with nice things to do. Not necessarily, but this summer... But our lives, we do what we can, but we can't... But since I don't do anything this summer...
La rentrée est un peu quelque chose qui dit, allez, on se remet en jambe.
Toi, t'as eu mon été de rêve.
Non, mais c'est un peu comme les gens après Noël, tu sais, après les fêtes de fin d'année, qui se disent, allez, je prends une carte au sport et j'y vais. Moi, j'ai un peu ça. Deux, j'ai rien branlé de mon été, c'était trop bien. Là, ça y est, il faut que je refasse une petite activité.
Et t'aurais pas rien branlé deux semaines de plus ?
Je te jure que non. Après, j'ai un enfant également, donc c'était pas les vacances les plus reposantes, et peut-être le travail... Ah oui, parce que moi, je prends le rien, je prends le rien. Non, non, mais... T'as eu un été magnifique. Franchement, un des meilleurs étés de toute ma vie. Les meilleures vacances.
Et pourtant, je suis content... Riez tout ce que t'as dit avant.
Non, parce que... Et pourtant, je suis content... And yet I'm happy to go back to work, that's what I'm telling you. That's it, so everything is good in your life. But because you do a passion job. Yes, while you, you're in the mud at Negi.
Excuse me, Morgane.
I'm breaking rocks. So you agree with me, Jean, or not at all?
A little agree with you, but under another angle. Me too, I'm happy that it's coming back because I just... C'était des vacances où j'ai beaucoup mangé et bu également. Et du coup, je suis content de sortir de ça. Et de retrouver un rythme différent. Et plus le travail arrive, plus je me... Un petit marcade, ça te cadre un peu. Exactement.
Donc là, vraiment, les deux dernières semaines, par principe, je continuais de boire. Oui, par respect pour l'été. Voilà, c'est ça. Mais je me suis dit, il faut que ça s'arrête le plus rapidement possible.
Moi, j'ai un peu ça aussi.
Ouais, mais autant pousser jusqu'au 1er octobre dans ce cas-là. Non, mais...
Franchement, toi même tu sais.
Non, je pourrais pas en tout cas. Surtout que moi j'ai pas été sympa quand tu es venu. J'ai voulu être sympa, j'ai acheté toutes les variétés de Kinder de la Terre. Et en fait, tout le monde m'en a un peu voulu.
J'ai senti une ambiance dans la maison. Non, justement, par exemple, là où j'étais trop content, c'est quand je suis allé chez Flaubert cet été, c'était comme si j'allais chez ce pote-là qui avait absolument toutes les confiseries, alors que moi à l'époque, il y avait juste un petit paquet de chips. I went to these spots, it was really crazy. So there, it was that for three days.
And suddenly, to balance, you saw, I drank only one beer with Adrien, in addition, the first night.
Quite little alcohol. And then, nothing.
You would have hated it, Morgan. You would have done well to not have tasted it. While yes, he had put us so well, because Flo doesn't drink, but there was actually each type of wine, beer and everything. And with Axel, who also drinks a little less. I'm putting it in, gratos, it doesn't make any sense. But both of us felt like Jedi. We didn't even talk.
We just didn't drink all three of them, but we ate like goreys. We ate like goreys. We ate well.
And that was... So you can drink, you can't eat?
In fact, it's either one or the other. And now, I'm trying to do neither one nor the other. In any case, this week.
We'll see each other later.
We'll see each other on the weekend. This summer, I don't know if you saw it, but there were the Olympic Games and the Paralympic Games. So, do you know who the little Apolline is?
Did you see her? Is it the girl who took a wind by... And so he took a toll on social media and so he offered him after gifts.
It annoys me a little. He has the right not to have the time. Maybe he did 500 before. Obviously.
It's a bit, it joins a bit the thing. No, but what touched people is that the girl is too mimes.
She turned to the camera and said, no, but it's not bad. In addition, she didn't even take it badly, the girl. The girl was more mature than all the people on the internet. The girl said, well, it's not a big deal.
And everyone said, hey, it's shameful. She had the sum. Yes, but then, it takes her life. It's a bad lesson for this kid. I don't care. But what I liked is that he reacted quickly. But I think he didn't do it well. I'm going to tell you a little bit. He refused. He said he didn't have time. Totally normal.
He has the right. I was like, no, but what?
I was with Adrien, no big surprise.
It's a bit like the thing, I don't know if you've seen Chapel Rose, I don't know if you know who it is. It's a singer, she's exploding. And she got dismantled because she did TikToks to say, in fact, we have the right to have a life. And when you approach people, be respectful. Apparently, it was horrible to say that. She got smashed. I'm obviously in agreement with her.
Since the internet is a bit messed up, Léon Marchand's comms team and himself tried to fix things, so they called the little girl. He made a video call, he presented his apologies apparently to Anaïs, saying sorry I didn't have time.
He gave himself some Martinet blows too.
Adrien and I look up at the sky, we don't see each other but... He gave two of his medals.
Yeah ! No, but he really did the right thing.
He told me that I was going to receive a little gift, a bonnet and a dedicated book. So, first of all, I said to myself, there's already a book on Léon Marchand, it's incredible. And on the photo, we see Léon's dedication. I tell you, Léon's dedication is full of emotions and regrets. For Apolline, from Léon. He signed it. A little luck that it's not him who... Or a little passive-aggressive.
No, I think it's precisely him.
Yeah, and he said, for you, period.
His teams might be more applicable.
Maybe, yeah.
Continue swimming, because that's what she said. No, but it's crazy that it takes such proportions.
For me, it made me laugh a little, because they didn't go to the end of crisis management. That is to say, dedication is really at a basic level.
Yeah, but you don't have to manage crises that are not crises. No, but it's fine. It's a mini-crisis. No, but it's...
He's a millionaire now, until the end of his life. It's a mini-crisis. It's a mini-crisis.
After, not everyone is like that. In any case, I would really like to thank all the people that I meet. You know, every time I'm on the terrace and everything, there are too many people who pretend not to recognize me so that I can eat. And they're cool. And I think that's hyper class. Thank you. Thank you to you. Every day. De vraiment jouer si bien le côté je suis personne.
Ça vous est déjà arrivé de croiser quelqu'un et vous trouver... Enfin, c'est pas que vous avez mal réagi, mais c'était pas le bon moment ou un truc comme ça. Vous avez pas eu la réponse adéquate ou des choses comme ça. Ça vous est déjà arrivé ? Non ?
Enfin, si t'as un exemple, vas-y.
Moi, c'était au tout début, quand je commençais à faire les chroniques sur France Inter. La quotidienne, elle s'appelait Morgane ne vous aime pas. Oui. Et c'était un peu le gimmick de dire je vous aime pas en début de chaque papier. Et il y avait un mec, je courais à Montmartre en footing. And another joker who met me said, I don't like you. Except that I had started two days ago.
And I was like, shut up! And I don't know, we were both... And I understood, but one and a half second too late, that it was a ref at La Chronique. But I thought it was really a guy who... I started running after him.
Come back, you asshole!
And after, yeah, I... It's very funny.
Adrien? No, it must have happened. One day, I was on the phone and it was a delicate conversation. I was walking down the street and I saw two girls and I saw one of them looking at me. I didn't pay too much attention at the time and I kept walking for a while. And I'm still in my line. And after 5 minutes, I realized that the girls had followed me. And the girl tapped my shoulder.
So I'm on the phone. And she said, yeah, excuse me, machin. And I didn't let her finish her sentence. I made a gesture like, I'm on the phone, what. And she really had a head like, she was outraged, what. While I was on the phone.
Because she was going to say, oh my God, he loves to listen to his music, this Adrien Méniel. He doesn't like to be disturbed by a rap.
I was talking, I was talking and all, what. So she knew I was on the phone, but she was outraged. And so it was a bit expeditious, but because it was a pretty delicate call with someone who wasn't well and all. So I wasn't going to say, wait, excuse me. We just recognized each other. I'm still crying out loud. So, yeah, I don't think I behaved badly.
No, but if the person who listens to the broadcast can't hesitate to send a DM to Morgane, who will be able to reassure him.
And especially not to disturb people when they are on the phone. In general.
Jordan? Jordan Bardella. Jordan Bardella. Jordan Bardella. Jordan Bardella. Jordan Bardella. Jordan Bardella. Jordan Bardella. And so there are two people, two girls who go, we listen to the Floodcast, we saw the Noul et le Roi, machin. And she didn't stop talking to me.
So I was trying to do a little, to break the conversation that I had with my daughter, but to stay polite anyway, with respect for these nice people. And what was very funny, what I found very funny, is that my daughter pulled my sleeve. Who is she? She thought you were cheating on your girlfriend. Without a doubt.
C'est qui les deux biatches ? C'est qui les deux biatches ?
C'est vrai.
Les Jeux Olympiques, vous avez suivi un petit peu ? Vous avez regardé ?
Pour la première fois de ma vie, j'ai regardé les JO.
Oui, parce que toi, je me souviens, tu faisais partie... Mais non ! Je faisais partie de ta team, attention ! Des mauvaises langues ! Ah ! Un petit peu, et on va chier dans la scène, et on va faire des choses comme ça, et au final, t'as kiffé !
Chier dans la scène, c'était pour faire une blague. Pour faire une blague sur Macron !
Oui, non, mais bien sûr, mais...
C'est toi qui avait lancé le move ?
Oui, c'était... Et il a tué lui-même le beluga de ses mains, tu sais, dans la scène. C'est Adrien qui l'a buté.
Non, non, moi, j'étais... Mais après, qui aurait pu croire que ça allait bien se passer ?
Évidemment.
Non, mais moi, c'était pas tant les épreuves, mais plus, je me disais, ça va être un enfer dans Paris. Or, tout s'est extrêmement bien passé.
Très bien géré.
Et en fait, mais aussi, je pense que le fait qu'il n'y ait pas de décalage horaire horrible fait que tu regardes les épreuves plus facilement, quoi. Yeah, that's right. And really, for the first time, I was... I had my tea, and it was... It was nice.
It was good. What's that?
You, the bass fan... Well, they insulted... For me, they insulted my religion during the opening ceremony. So, obviously, I was shocked, like everyone else.
Yeah, I saw your tweets. I saw your tweets, Adrien.
Oh, it's Catherine, there, all naked.
It's Jesus naked. Calm down. No, no, of course.
Dionysus. Oh. I have blue hair.
No, but... No, no, but... Yes, I was going to say, you, the basketball ferret, you had to vibrate, because both for the boys and the girls, there were very beautiful matches.
Yeah, and... The final was really incredible. The end, the scenario... It was crazy.
Atrocious for her, but really... I didn't know anything about basketball, so I followed a little, but I was told that the arbitration was complicated too.
There were weird things. I don't want to I've already put Disney on my back I don't want to put the FIBA on me He doesn't like rickhands So the basket was full Did you watch a little bit of everything ? There was also the basket 3-3 I had never seen it It's crazy I think there are some who listen to the Floodcast All the athletes who listen to us We salute them But a lot of money too
A silver medal with a great shot. It played a few things. But a Dutch guy who scores three points... But we did it in the previous match, didn't we?
There wasn't something where at one point there was a... Maybe, but it's very... You see, they also put the basket at the last minute, the French, I think, on a previous round or something. There was something incredible like that.
Did you see Snoop Dogg there? Well then... I tried. I tried a little bit. So you, you watched... Nothing, nothing. I watched the opening ceremony.
You were really into swimming, Jérôme. I saw your story. And you were into everything, right? I was into everything, yeah.
You didn't watch everything, did you? I did a first week, senseless, where we were on vacation with friends in Cadaqués, in Spain.
Ah, so?
Yeah, so it was sublime for those who know.
You had to put Cadaqués, I think. Yeah, yeah. Asshole. Yeah, yeah.
And we spent a crazy week. Morgane Cadaqués. Yeah, not bad. A little far away, though.
With the boxes, we're not that far away. We're not going on foot, we're taking the car.
Morgane Cadaqués, man.
You're taking the box, you see. Mark Topé. Mark Topé. That's my big strength, I think. It's that after a bid, I use it as a marketing tool. Of course, of course.
You can go even further. So yes, we watched everything. Especially the first week and a half, which was crazy. And with an orgy point. Wednesday, he stopped. No, but because in fact, then there is the athletics that started. And there, it was much more sad in terms of... Of French. Of French.
Yes, yes, okay.
We only won one medal, but the only medal there, in 110 meters, is a silver medal. I don't know what her name is, the French woman who won, but it was incredible. So that was crazy.
Judo was crazy.
Judo as a team was one of the craziest scenarios. It was Japan vs France, 4 or 5 fighters fighting each other. We were leading 3-1, so we thought it was over against the Japs. Then TADA came back, it was crazy. Then there was a kind of controversy, for me alone. Ou donc il y a trois partout au final et donc il tire au sort le dernier combattant.
Et c'était Dieriner.
Et c'était Dieriner parce que c'est un tirage au sort, c'est un écran digital où ça fait... Oh, Bastien, the best fighter of all time.
There are a lot of people who say, as if by chance... Yeah, out of four or five chances, it was still... And especially that in front, it's a guy who... No, it may not be this one. Because he did a fight against a guy who looked like he was doing 60 kilos. No, that was the first fight.
But the second fight he did, it was against a huge Japanese guy, very young and all. And Miskin, it bothered me too much. He didn't want to go to Japan. It was him. It was horrible. There were very classy exchanges on Instagram.
I saw that from afar. So that was really beautiful. Sublime. And the skateboard too. In fact, I discovered the skateboard.
I watched the mini stuff a little bit from afar. A little bit from afar.
During my daughter's siestas, I'm not hiding it. Yeah, yeah.
He says he didn't do anything this summer, he says he didn't look at the G.O.P. And in fact, it's the opposite. He broke down. No, but it's true, it's true. That's the face of a guy who broke down.
I'm shining, look at me, I'm shining. I'm a sun. I'm in the Teletubbies, that's me. Your hair is a ray of sunshine, actually. And skateboarding, I was shocked by the age.
There are people who are 14 years old. I thought there were limits, but not at all.
Hi.
So, Plato, is it a joke? No, I'm kidding. It's a bit of a fuckboy. No, I'm kidding. I didn't say that in the form. No, so the myth of the cave.
I'm the one who learns to say it in Bad Teacher. I watched swimming and I watched surfing. Oh, surfing. Because I'm a dancer. The picture there. Yeah, the picture, the whale there.
I'm really your grandmother who watched the G.O. On C.G.O. The little highlights and everything.
No, swimming, surfing and everything. And I didn't watch it, but it motivated me to go do sports. I try to put myself in an athlete's mentality. I drank a lot of juice. Every morning, a ginger juice, joker, jaffa den. I think it's a link, but I never went to the pool. Last week, two weeks ago, I warmed up, I was going to do my little snowboard in the morning.
Every morning, and I know it has a Jio side, because now it's back.
I had it too, but because I wasn't in Paris. Because in Paris, it's too hard to find cool pools.
Oh no.
Oh yeah? You'll see. But they're not armored?
It depends on the time. No, you have to go out of office hours.
Ah yes, that's it. It's dead for me.
And me, compared to high school, I go when my third year is over. I leave them when they're in school. Of course, of course. I'm going to dive.
So we're talking about the Olympic Games, you have to know that in addition to the gold medal, those at the top of the podium could also start with some kind of bonus. I don't know if you knew that. According to their delegation. It's the country of the athlete who decides. In addition to the podium.
And there are crazy gaps, I think.
That's it. For example, if you're French, You have a chequos of 80,000 euros if you have gold, 40,000 euros if you have money, and 20,000 euros if you have bronze. So I'm going to ask you countries to tell me what is offered, hoping for the buzz of the show that you have racist outbursts. In Hong Kong. There is an object. You can ask me questions. A car. No car, but we are on a means of transport.
A bike. It's linked to a means of transport. A small electric bike. No, it's not.
A year, a life, a life of bus.
Of plane ticket. Not far. No. Train, train.
No, not train, almost train. Electric train. Metro, the metro.
Metro. One year. One year. Not one year, sorry. One year, sorry.
One year, sorry. One year, sorry.
One year, sorry.
One year, sorry. One year, sorry. One year, sorry.
One year, sorry. One year, sorry. In South Korea...
So it's not something we offer you, it's something we take. You don't need to do a military service.
Very good answer from Jérôme Niel. I know that in Korea, you don't have a choice. He's so sharp. That's great, by the way.
Even the stars of the K-pop, I remember a guy from BTS, that's why I know him, who did the military service.
So yes, it's mandatory for all men to call at least 18 months under the flags. And when you win an Olympic title, it's good, you are dispensed. That's a real good gift.
Especially that, in addition, the athletes, it's rather those you want to have.
It depends what.
In war? In war?
Yeah.
Like cricket. Unless it's breakdance. To avoid the bullets, the cupola. Ha ha ha ha !
Oh, l'ennemi est complètement perdu. On a bien fait de l'avoir avec nous. À votre avis, en Pologne ?
En Pologne, alors, on t'offre un objet ?
Alors, il y a aussi de la thune en Pologne. 58 000 euros. Pour l'or ? Oui, sûrement. C'est si précis. En Pologne, t'as un appart ? A two-piece, actually. There's not only that. A car. Not a car.
A housewife.
Not a housewife. Is it an object, a physical thing? It's not really an object. Well, if it's an object, because it's a physical thing, but you can't do anything about it. But it has value.
Un trophée ?
On s'approche.
Une statue ?
Mieux, selon moi.
Une médaille ? Bah non. Non. Une médaille ? Elle a pas compris la fille. Attends, un bâtiment ? Tu peux rien en faire.
Une médaille, je sais pas, d'une certaine matière peut-être ?
Un bijou ? Un monument ?
A diamond, a diamond, a diamond, a diamond, a diamond, a diamond, a diamond, a diamond, a diamond, a diamond, a diamond, a diamond, a diamond,
C'est hyper large. C'est un Smartbox. Tu vas aller dormir en yurte dans l'heure éloire. Sur la route des vins. Loger chez l'habitant.
Bon, c'est de la merde. D'ailleurs, Smartbox, on rappelle, gros raciste, donc faut pas acheter des Smartbox.
Ah oui, c'est vrai.
Ah oui, j'ai vu passer ça. C'est fou. Il soutient l'extrême droite. Tout simplement.
Voilà.
Comme tous les gens maintenant. Unfortunately.
I told you, Smartbox would be unable to tell you a competitor of Smartbox. Wonderbox. Ah yes, I thought it was the same company.
To get shit in the hands by a Clodo. It's the competition. By the way, it's a proposed activity.
Smartbox anniversary. It's that or a circuit in Manicourt.
Jérôme, I know you're a PSG fan. How do you explain being a fan of a guy like me who is not interested in sports? For example, talking about PSG, how did you create this love with the club?
It started on TV, but for someone who doesn't like an aficionado, I recommend going to the Parc des Princes to watch a game. In terms of the atmosphere? Yes. Because it's really a very, very beautiful venue. That's right. And that, I think it starts there, to discover... Second release after Disney. That's it, to discover, you have to go to the park, it's magical.
How old were you the first time you... It was last week, so it's very recent.
No, it must have been, I don't know, I must have been quite late, I must have been 15 years old. Something like that, 15-16 years old. Yes, so it's a love story with the PSG since... Yes, since the years a little bad, and now they are a little better, and at the same time bad. So it's okay, we still keep this flavor. It's the taste of the beginning.
It's the taste of the beginning, no matter what happens, of disappointment. Very often. But yeah, you have to see it.
I think you have to see it in real life. Adrien, you know that with basketball, there are athletes like that who make you vibrate. For example, the final with the NBA. Did you still have something? Because the NBA, you have to say it for people who don't know, the American team, it was like only stars. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
No, but in addition, I watched a lot of basketball when I was little, when I was 12 years old and all, I knew all the players, I watched the matches and all, now I don't watch too much, so all this generation of players, I didn't watch them too much, so it's not, even LeBron James and all, or Steph Curry... You passed a little next door ? Well, yes and no.
I've never watched the playoffs, I've never been, I've never vibrated in front of matches where they played, so I don't have any particular emotional attachment to these players.
Okay, but the fact of seeing the French hold the drage for them anyway, is that... High, high. Yes, it was high. It was very high. He made LeBron James fall. Once again, I have some partial information.
Gershon Yagusele, who is now drafted by the Sixers. And he follows me.
Come on ! Adrien Bezer. No, sorry. Faux basket. Basket. Basket. Basket. I'm losing.
We know, but maybe he's listening. I don't think so. But... No, no, but... Well, yes. There, it was incredible. Well, yes. Because there's... Whatever the sport, whatever the teams, there are people who hate that. I have friends who think that this state of mind is completely stupid. But there is always the side, ah, the challenger who will try to challenge the greatest.
It's the shonen spirit. It's the shonen spirit. It's the shonen spirit. I have the impression.
And suddenly, that's completely it. Because obviously, you say to yourself, nobody is going to make the Americans fall. And we believed in it a little bit. You live whatever happens, even if you don't follow basketball.
And the women's final, we really believed in it.
It was crazy.
What a disappointment. It was incredible.
You, Morgan, you said you were a fan of surf. Did you have any athletes that you liked in this discipline ?
Well, all of them, because when you try to practice a sport and you see how hard it is, I think it's crazy. All the waves that they manage to take and everything, there is no... Coli, he was crazy. It's horrible. He was crazy. The surf. Yeah, it's horrible. No, but it's so... It's really hard.
It's really hard and I was doing it this summer in Portugal while I was watching the events and everything. And in fact, I'm a little fascinated by it. It's really one of those things where when you see people do it, when you're out of the water, you say to yourself, it's easy, it slips, you see pretty much everything. And it's not, you get there a little bit, you don't get there at all.
And it's unbearable. And for me, it's been six years and it's rarely good.
But that's what I'd like to do. I thought it would be a funny show around sports, where, for example, you put four guys or girls in a pool and a merchant lion. And you see what? There, it would be funny. I think the thing with J.O. is that sometimes you don't even realize.
And in fact, as they are all super strong, you don't see how much it makes a difference compared to a normal human being. And surfing, you just have to swim once in the waves to see what it's like. But no, but because you see... Or to see Brise de Nice.
No, but me, before, when I was told a wave of one meter, well, one meter, it's okay, you see, it's not even the size of a... You can do a face mountain at one meter, that's for sure. And in fact, you know, I was like, well, one meter, I surfed it and all, and I go with a teacher, you know, who tells me, well, come on, we're going to go to the line-up, I'm going to make you do one meter.
It's a building in front of Watt. No, but one meter of water, whereas a human... And suddenly, when you're told that in Tahiti, they do four, five, well, it's a crazy thing.
It's funny what you say, because there's a basketball player from the NBA, who doesn't play anymore, but his name is Brian Scalabrine, Scalabrini, and basically, everyone was laughing at him, saying, ah, he's the worst player, well, you know, he's a guy who had between one and two average points per game, so it's... But yeah, he was an NBA player, and basically, he was the public's scapegoat.
Everyone was messing with him. And on Twitter, people were saying, you're so bad, I could blow you up. And one day, the guy said, well, come on.
On fait des 1 contre 1, venez Et les mecs sont venus, il a éclaté tout le monde Et après il a eu cette phrase, il a dit Je suis plus proche de Lebron que vous êtes de moi Ah joli Bon après je sais pas qui s'est pointé J'imagine des mecs sur les playgrounds Pourraient l'exploser potentiellement Des mecs qui ont insulté sur internet Donc sûrement des mecs super Mais en tout cas il a dit aux gars Il a enchaîné les 1 contre 1, il les a explosés Pour dire qu'on se rend pas compte
Because in fact, it's not just about physics, it's not just about the game, it's about the mind.
But like the Australian woman who became the Internet's laughingstock after her breakdance pre-stay. The pre-stay was catastrophic, but we really shouldn't have done a meme that lasts three years.
It was heavy. I had made a story to say that we understood that she was naked. I deleted it at some point because people broke my balls. I didn't even see it happening. There were rumors because I never really found out. And again, I don't care, don't send me messages. There were rumours that she had been run over to get there, or that she had taken something.
I didn't see anything, because it started from a TikTok. So a TikTok of a person. And so, obviously, when I did this... But besides, it didn't matter. I mean... I mean, I... Wait, sorry. You look like a madman, man. Yeah, we already know. It's not, it looks like.
It looks like I just caught you in bed with a map and I told you who it was.
No, no, people are used to it. Don't do any editing, Flo, because he didn't finish any of his sentences for two minutes.
He went back to the notes. It's too stylish. It's my mental illness. It's too stylish. C'est totalement ma pensée en arborescence qui est verbalisée en temps réel.
J'adore, j'adore.
Tout ça pour dire que j'avais fait une story pour dire, c'est bon, on est peut-être... C'était nul à chier sa danse, mais on n'est peut-être pas obligé de s'acharner sur elle, etc.
But you don't hit on people in general. Yes, that's it. Please.
And basically, there were a lot of people who asked me, yes, but she was hit on and stuff. Already, I didn't really see any proof of that. And even if it's true, don't be like, that's why you hit on yourself. It's just that it makes you laugh to hit on a girl
Because it's like that on the Internet, as soon as there's something, you know, like, really, minute one, the content creators were making content to get their asses kicked. And in addition, a little extra layer, they were all doing the same joke. So at least if you're assholes, be at least creative in your jokes, but not even. So it pissed me off.
And in fact, as people were in a bad mood, they said to me, yes, but me too. Well, come on, you piss me off. It was Grandfather Simpson.
Yeah, he did it.
In the end, I made a summary of all my... that I could have just... I haven't finished my sentences yet.
I worked on the J.O. A little secretly. He was in the costume of the fridge. No, the horse on the stage, who is still doing tours. I loved this horse personally. I loved it. It was a bit long. It was good. We're talking about acharnement. For me, it was on Daphne Burki. I thought it was too much Havana. And I was like, it's cool, she gives insights.
Is there a point in common, if I may say so?
She's a woman.
She's a woman.
She's a woman. That's why he signed the G.O. He was the director of design on Paris 2024, he worked on a lot of things and he asked me to work on something. He told me I could talk about it, but I signed something that forbade me to talk about it.
Something that has already happened?
Yes, it happened.
Did you work on it for five years too?
No.
Tell him, if he comes looking for you, we'll be there. He drew the genital parts of the fridge.
But it didn't come back as you saw it. You can imagine that if it looks like a clito, it's not my idea. I don't know what it looks like. But no, I worked on something. Maybe the listeners will be able to imagine what I did on the Paris 2024 show. Yes, but you're lying too. No, no, no.
You know it, you know it, Adrien. I helped the writing of a film that won an Oscar. I can't say. I'll tell you. I'll tell you. What you could do is...
If you want to ask if you can say it or not, really check. And like that, you make a game for the next Floodcast.
Well, go ahead. I'll do that. I'll do that. But anyway, Adrien, he knows it normally. I think so. The guests should find it. It's a good idea, Georges.
I'll give you the answer right away because it's not such a crazy game.
Okay. Do you know who is the American Michael Phillips ? And we're part of the sports world, I'm telling you. It's a guy from the tech.
Not a guy from the tech. It's a pastor, a super priest. Not a super priest, not a pastor. No, but the things in the megachurch.
Is he a very rich man? Not at all very rich. Very poor? Not very poor either. I'm telling you this, I don't know him.
I say middle class.
Is it a relationship with the American elections to come? Not at all. He came up with a funny story. He came up with a funny story. In any case, it's linked to the Guinness Book of Records. Ah, so he has a record, quite simply. He would like to have a record. The biggest eater. Not the biggest eater. The smallest eater. I think you can leave the world of eaters.
If I want to.
The most beautiful eater.
The most classy eater.
Is it a performance related to the game's address? No.
Is it something like... Faire quelque chose le plus longtemps. Non. Ne pas faire quelque chose le plus longtemps. Non plus. Manger le plus longtemps.
Est-ce qu'il a une anomalie physique ?
Oh, oui. Grand, la taille ? Plutôt l'inverse.
Le petit homme du monde.
Pas le plus petit homme du monde. Pas le plus petit. Le plus moyen ? Non, le plus moyen. Il est vraiment pile dans la taille moyenne.
1m76. Morgane, tu as dit quoi ? Les cheveux le plus long. Pas les cheveux le plus long. Ah, wait, but wait, because we said bigger, you said the opposite. Yes. And we said smaller, you said no.
No, no, she said the smallest man. I said, it's not that, but we're looking for something the smallest, yes.
The little penis.
Very good answer from Morgane Cadillac. It's my ex or what? She's going to speak English in two minutes.
He's 36 years old.
And he wants to enter the Guinness Book this year, tells us La Dépêche. I understand at the same time. His penis is less than 2.5 centimeters. At rest? Yeah. Or maybe not, by the way, I say that, I don't know him personally. I quote Michael Phillips. I was looking to see if there was a Guinness World Record for the smallest penis and see if I could participate.
I try to turn a negative into a positive. Plus equals plus, it's the same situation for me. So I try to make sure that everything is positive. So if I can get another one, a title, sorry, that would be great. Did you explain? That would be great. That would be great.
Oh, that would be great. You'll always have a really small dick. Yes, yes, I understood.
I would have at least that. No, but you have to know that it's a real physical anomaly since it's very difficult for him.
A micro-penis.
2.5.
It's very difficult. It must be 2.5 by moderate temperature.
Yes, ambient. In Australia, the Ministry of Health has just launched a advertising campaign on TV and on posters to invite people who work to do something they obviously don't do enough. Wipe your ass.
No.
Work.
And then? And then it's Gio there.
Hey, are you Michel Barnier or what? Do sports, rest? Not do sports, not rest, not exercise. It's a bit funny.
It's a bit funny. To wash yourself. It's a bit funny Adrien. To wash yourself. Who are you? It's a thing they don't do at all. They don't do enough to reproduce. Some don't do it at work. Ah no, it's at work. You didn't understand it either.
Yes, yes, yes. Pause. Pause. Put your hand in your mouth.
It won't hurt with the poop. It has something to do with poop. Bring knives. It has something to do with the toilets?
It has something to do with the toilets. Go to the toilet because people can't poop on their workplace.
It's terrible.
Morgan Cadignon.
It's shit.
It's all good. It's a scam. It was not far from the beginning.
Let's make a little applause. Of course. I had to rub my ass.
I was really in the zone. I could have told you not bad. Yes, but it was too much.
You did well. You handled it very well.
I did what I could, listen. There's this slogan, it's normal to poop at work. It's the slogan that has launched Australia.
I agree.
The health problems in Australia are multiplying because of people who remember too much to poop at work and launch the campaign.
Is it written like that?
It's like that, it's the figure. Poop at work. The campaign is even called Poop at Work. Discuss it. No, that's too far.
You don't have to discuss it either.
Just do it. Each of the publications is accompanied, because there are things on the internet, each of the publications is accompanied by a public health message encouraging you to go to the toilet to avoid any health problem. Ignoring your desire to go to the saddle can lead to a blockage of the saddle in your colon, hemorrhoids and other serious problems.
It is therefore preferable to let go of the saddle rather than holding them. Of course. We're talking about parkopresis, for example, that's the fact of being stressed when there are people. There will be a football player. Yeah. He plays with poop. No, I'm kidding. It's a football joke. Season 10, I'm reinventing myself.
We can see that you're interested in the PSG. We can see that it's a question for you.
Sometimes called the paranoia of poop, people with this disease have an overwhelming fear of being judged by others because of the sounds or smells associated with pooping. Cacanoia will be the title of the episode, Morgane. I'm sorry for that.
Si cette maladie peut prêter à sourire, le département de la santé de cet état de l'Est australien rappelle que cela peut provoquer une accélération du rythme cardiaque, des sueurs ou des nausées, c'est vous dire ? De quoi ? Se retenir de chier ? Exactement ! J'y suis là, moi. Ah ouais ? Quoi que je peux te dire. Mais vas-y mon pote ! Oh non, c'est pas ça, ça peut attendre.
Et donc...
And so they do a lot of things on... You have to de-stress to poop. Don't forget that everyone poops. Visualize someone famous in the toilet. That's the first recommendation. Taylor Swift poops.
No, but that's it.
Because they do things a little gag.
It's good, it's good.
He advises to bring a little perfumed spray in the toilets. You can prepare a little bit. Eat a piece. Eat at the same time. A hot dog from Disneyland because it's already shit. Put a layer. Well, here are some little tips like that.
Imagine a famous person. Who would you imagine? Adele. Adele. Yeah, we feel that...
In addition, the music is so beautiful. It's great. Yes, but precisely, you have to demystify.
You're right. Me, Freddie Mercury, the same.
I'm one like poo. I'm going to leave. No, no, you're good.
You're at the table.
You're at the right table.
I want to tell you, it's not for others that you can do them. I imagine Jérôme. Because he shits in front of me. Literally. It's to desacralize the thing.
You have to imagine a celebrity. But that was like this thing of imagining someone naked. I never understood that.
Adele.
Sorry, I have a king.
I would do Jay-Z. Jay-Z who poops? Yeah. And it's funny, you see?
With Beyoncé. My guy!
I was going to say, I'm a boy!
Chiboy ! Chiboy !
Chiboy ! Chiboy ! Oh, that's good! And you, what would you write?
I don't know, to tell me... Basically, the idea is to tell you, even if he or she shits... So you have to imagine him shitting to your face, in addition.
Margot Robbie.
Margot Robbie, who poopes, that's true.
Margot Rochie. Camille Crotin.
Let's go. What a comeback, what a return. You're only playing word games. You can make me laugh. You can make me laugh for 10 minutes. Johnny Pets. I don't even want to say it.
Johnny Depp. I'm going to say Depp. I'm going to say Depp.
I'm going to say Depp. I'm going to say Depp.
I'm going to say Depp.
I'm going to say Depp. I'm going to say Depp. I'm going to say Depp. But how are you on that? Do you remember pooping outside your house? No.
No, but yes, Morgan. I want you to say it in French. I shit on all the walls of Radio France. Do you laugh or what?
Nagui has filed a petition.
Kagi, no. They won't stop.
Morgan is turning into a muet.
She's going to return to Brittany.
Oh, I'm shitting myself.
For Morgane Cacadignan, of course. Jérôme Hiesch.
They all had nothing but her.
Oh, Florent, it's not easy. Easy, easy.
We'll get back to it, Adrien, we'll get back to it. We'll find it before the end.
I work from home, so yes, I'm at work. Yes, that's it. You're chronic, you don't want to be at home.
Yeah, well you don't shit between the two of us.
I go one hour on a Monday morning, I think I can hold myself back.
But me, for example, I can shit about anywhere, I have no problem with that. There, you give me five minutes, I can shit right away. Me too, I'm a bit like you.
Yeah, I've never had this stress of, you know.
No, you can't.
Yes, I had it, but there was a time when I said to myself, well, come on, it's too much constraint. In fact, I said to myself, I prefer... Love in shit, already. Love in shit. It's just a question of tempo for me. You didn't get it? Of course I got it! In fact, in the balance, holding yourself back from shitting was more restrictive than spending a bad time.
On the other hand, it's out of the question that I sit down on public shits. So I'm squatting. I'm squatting while generally holding the handle of the door. I'm like Spider-Man, that is to say, I'm standing on the glasses and I make the gesture. But I prefer it to be like, I hate it when I want to shit.
There's one thing I don't like when I shit, and it's often in the doctor's room or at Disneyland. There are toilets that are glued together and there's a hole. You see, there's air up and down. Like at the airport. Exactly. At the bottom of the door, you want to see the feet of people who shit. I don't understand that.
I took a picture of my brother shitting at Disneyland.
We don't have that problem with girls because we pee sitting too. So the fact of being sitting doesn't mean you're pooping. Ah, yes. Don't betray, sorry.
No, but you see... Ah, yes. But I think it breaks the intimacy. Yeah, yeah. There are big roads there.
Yeah, that too. No, we pee like that too. You don't know anything about women. I'm shocking. That's how we pee. We always pee in a lamp. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the big book. It's the big book. Marguerite Duras. We always pee in a lamp.
I don't know.
Generally, it's good episodes. Yeah, we'll see. We'll let people decide. France Inter will perhaps not call us right away to make chronicles, I think. Not now. Not right away.
Dear friends, it's already 1h30 that we're talking. We're going to move on to cultural recommendations. So, you know, in culture, it can be in the field of cinema, theater, music, things on the web, things, living theater, whatever. And it's not necessarily a recent thing, but it's something you've seen recently. Adrien Meyniel, I want to start with you. Well, listen, I'm coming.
I'm going... There's a series that I watched, because it's a bit in line with what we talked about, so it's funny. No, there's a series... So, it's... on Peacock, the NBC platform, so it's a bit of a hassle. Of course, I'm a Peacock fan, so it's totally legal. You live half the year in the States. It's called Mr. Throwback. It's directed by David Wayne, who I love. Who did it?
Who did Wet Hot American Summer Role model Who did the thing on The creator of National Lampoon Stupid and I don't know what With Will Forte, very good film Excellent film And so it's him who did that We feel less his path because we feel that it's a bit more a command But it's basically the story Of course fictive of a guy Who was
who played basketball in high school, but in the United States, it can quickly, from high school, be with a lot of stakes and everything, with Stephen Curry. What? Who plays or who... It's fictional, it's fictional, but basically, the story is that he was in high school with Stephen Curry, they played basketball together, and this guy there, he was the star of the team. And basically...
There was a scandal because his father-in-law, who was the coach of the team, it turned out that in fact he made everyone believe that his son was two years younger than him. Basically, he said he was 12 years old. In fact, he was 14 years old. So big scandal. The guy never played basketball again. He became a bit of a loser, etc. And so the story goes back to when
He's in deep shit, and he tries to... I mean, he's in deep shit financially, and he says to himself, I'm going to try to find Stephen Curry to try to... And basically... To try what? To try to ask him for money or something like that, basically. And that's from episode 1. And in fact, Stephen Curry, he plays in the whole... He plays in the series.
It's a series with Stephen Curry, who is one of the characters... But he's not the main character, right? No, but almost. He's there in all the episodes, etc. And in fact, it's a story of... Probable. The guy, wanting to ask Stephen Curry for money, finds himself in a shitty quiproquo, in a lie that he's forced to feed, because otherwise it's a confession that he had lied from the beginning.
So he finds himself in a story... So it's not... I wouldn't say it's an incredible show, but I binged it. It's funny to see Stephen Curry do comedy. And he's pretty good. So it's funny. It's without pretension, but I thought it was nice. And another show that I watched again this summer, And it's on HBO Max, so on my channel. It's Silicon Valley. I watched it all. It's one of my favorite shows.
And the writing is really great. The last season is a little less good. Mike Judge, I think. At the very beginning, at least.
Yes, and it's really great, it plays extremely well, it's really great, to do quickly, it's just a story of guys who have a startup, a small startup, but who have a product that attracts a lot of convoitises, and suddenly it's like they fight with big tech companies, it happens in Silicon Valley.
It's too well written, it's too funny, the plots are too well thought out, it plays too well, it's great.
You have big twists and turns of situations and yet it's funny all the time. Yes, it's very, very funny. And that's my two recos. Sublime. Morgane Cadignan.
Moi, j'ai un film et un compte Instagram. Vas-y, je t'en prie. Le film, c'est un... Le film, je sais pas si c'est le dernier, de Zach Braff. Le rôle de... Qui s'appelle A Good Person. Ah oui, non. Avec Morgan Freeman et Florence. Alors, je sais que j'aime encore... Piu, yeah. And Pug, Piu.
So, if you're a little sensitive, if you're a little like me, crying in front of the fiction, you're going to drown. It destroyed me. It's great, but it's about a girl who's engaged to the guy of her life, and there's a car accident. After, she finds herself having to make meetings of toxicoman, alcoholic, etc., anonymous, with one of the people close to the victims, who is Morgan Freeman. It's...
hyper beau et bien et pas attendu sur plein de trucs et dur et j'ai été foutue en sortant de là. A good person. Et c'est sur le canal. Ouais, c'est sur my canal et un compte Instagram, écoutez le mien. I reiterate my call. If I don't lose this year, I'll stop. There's no problem. Really, add me, please. I can't take it anymore. And you can send a lot of DMs on Skadi Adrien during the whole show.
I don't really put a lot of stuff. Don't worry. It's essentially... It's the best commercial.
It's essentially a bit of a chronicle and photos of people around me at this table. So you're going to enjoy it.
I use it on a good person. I haven't seen it, but I really liked it. I think he did another one with Morgan Freeman. Garden State.
And the role of his life.
I forgot the English title. Is there also a bit of humor or not at all? Because he does that sometimes, he mixes things up.
No, not at all. It's a bit funny. It made me laugh, but because I think I have a dark humor and I'm quite cynical. So in fact, there are... No, but they are played as such. For example, there is a joke that made me laugh, even though it's not brought like a joke. Okay. Well, I did it, it doesn't spoil anything at all. At one point, there is a young girl who comes back from high school.
She's not supposed to come back at this time. And the adult said to him, but you weren't supposed to be in high school, it's 3pm. And he said, yes, but we had a simulation day. School shooting. School shooting, simulation, and today the shooter committed suicide, so we finished earlier. And it made me laugh a lot, but really, the person I was looking at was like, no, but it's not funny.
And so it's not your big vans. It's sold like a van. But it's a bit of vans like that. The main box is heavy. The main box is very, very heavy.
But even the vans, in any case, it's on subjects... It's not the tanned ones, it's...
Okay, so a good person. I love what Zach Braff does, but I remember a prank from Ashton Kutcher. I don't know if you remember. Where he hits a kid. Where he has to right-click a kid. I think he... No, he shakes him a little, because they think he's breaking his car or I don't know what. No, he's tagging his car. He's tagging his car, that's it.
And you see, Zach Braff... After, we talked about it a little with Laurent Marchand. It's the game.
We understand that he gets angry, but now, it's a little violent. I think he hit the kid, though.
Ha ha ha!
For me, it's like with Léon Marchand.
I was going to say, the kid has become Léon Marchand.
I'm going to advise you a movie. The movie I advise you is called La Nuit se traîne. It's a Belgian movie, but also a lot funded by French people. It's a movie made and written by Michel Blanchard. La Nuit se traîne is based on a song by Petula Clark. Petula Clark, who had reprised many of his songs in French. La Nuit n'en finit plus. Exactly.
And the story, in fact, it's a movie that takes place in one night. I love movies that take place in a very short time. It's very tight. Like the Lord of the Rings. The other way around.
It's over several years. The journey is very long.
Thousands of kilometers. It takes place on a night. It's the story of a guy named Madi, who is a locksmith. And one day, a girl calls him and says, I'm stuck at home as usual. He opens it and it's a bit weird. He says, you have an ID card. I always take an ID card before opening it. It's because she says, no, but I forgot it in my apartment. Okay, you can pay me in advance and all to be sure.
It's in my apartment, I can't do anything. But frankly, you open it, I go down. In short, it's a bit weird. And of course, Yaron Tourloupe, I won't tell you more, but he's going to end up in a story with criminals, gangsters, and it's going to be shit. It was the worst apartment to open a lock, and then it went from bad to worse, from worse to worse. It came out in the movies.
It's with Duris, isn't it? And there's Romain Duris, who plays the bad guy. who plays the villain of the film, but it's only young actors. Ah, you're hyping me up there. Ah no, it's really good. Come on, we'll see each other later, Jérôme, instead of sitting here.
Instead of eating too. Yeah, yeah.
I don't agree with that. And the director is someone very, very strong. I had seen his short film called « T'es morte Hélène » in a completely different delirium, because it was the story of a guy who lived with the ghost of his girlfriend. And he wanted to leave her. And she didn't really agree. And it's completely another genre. And La Nuit Se Traîne, it's really, it has a lot of energy.
There are things of staging, really impressive. It's directed by who? It's called Michel Blanchard. It's his first feature film. Blanchard or Blanchard? Blanchard, I think. In any case, there is an R at the end.
You pronounce, you swallow a little bit the R. It happens to me. Blanchard.
But don't hesitate to go because he's out in the middle of the summer, so I don't think he's available everywhere. So it must be the last few weeks.
Chelsea, it's your... Char.
Char. Char, no. I'm lost. So, the night is coming. It's in France and Belgium, and probably in other countries, I don't know. But go see it quickly because I think... It's in the cinema.
It's in the cinema. Yes, yes, yes. I told you. It's on the poster.
No, it's on the poster. It was released last week. No, more than two weeks. I saw it this summer during the holidays. Ah!
Yes, yes, yes.
It's out in May. You went to your cinema there, 40 kilometers away. Exactly, from my house. So, great film. Don't hesitate. There's action. It's tense. And at the same time, it tells stories. And I loved it. You're going to like it. Jérôme Niel. Same thing, this film. Oh, really? You haven't seen it? It's crazy. Yes, but you just liked it. So, 2, La Nuit se traîne.
No, I would recommend a YouTube channel of a guy called Conquerax. So it's the same name, you see. That's how it's called. It's in reference to the game Conquer... Conquer... I don't know if... Command & Conquer? No, the little squirrel. Pac-Man? Pac-Man? You don't remember this game Conquer? Mario? Well, there you go. So it's a channel around video games.
And it really talks about iconic games that have been and that have generally disappeared.
Or not, but since I'm very nostalgic, you know, he can make a long video on the Wii, you know, or on the Wii U. And so, I love video games, and I love especially the old video games, well, the old games, you know, 2000 grand max, you know, and so it's a period, really, every time, that fascinates me, and he makes long videos, and I find that very well done, very well documented, and I love that, so it must speak, of course, to love video games, and to love, and to be born in the 80s, but even if I...
The fall of Star Fox, is that it? Yes, that's it, for example.
I think I fell for it. And of course, I think he's 10 years younger than me. But for me, in any case, it's perfect. It's great. And it's so good. It's long videos. It's old games we played. You see, you have drives, drive-ons or stuff like that. And you say, oh, fuck, it's true that it exists. So what happened? And so he explains. It's really very detailed.
about what they do with the game, why they left the ship, etc. Then you have the purchase of Electronic Arts, things like that, and suddenly the game has become shit. These are examples.
Tell me that I saw a video of this YouTube channel, without knowing that it was him, he did something on Driver 3, and there was a scandal because it was a Kata, they tried to corrupt the press, etc. I saw one of his videos, great, he made two videos, because he also did a whole thing on the Rise and Fall of the saga Driver. I saw videos, it's really good. It's really good. And that's it.
Conquerax. So good. Well, thank you, friends. Listen, it's so nice to have you here. It was a... I'm so... I missed it. To tell you the truth. I have the impression that you... It's a nice start, we agree. Yes, it's a nice start. We're good. No, it's so nice to do shows again. A little table turn, as usual, to know where we are. So, Jérôme, I know that at the moment, it's running. There.
Ça tourne. Il y a le spectacle qui va bientôt arriver. Sur Canal+. Voilà. Exactement. Tu as une date à dire ou pour le moment c'est trop tôt ?
Non, je crois que c'est novembre, il me semble. Peut-être octobre. D'accord. Septembre ou décembre. Février, janvier.
Ah ouais ?
Il y a une latitude de 12 mois. D'accord, très bien. So we're going to see how all this is going to be put in place.
Okay, and you're shooting right now. And I'm shooting, no, but soon. Yes, very soon. Very soon. We're not going to say too much, but you play an emblematic character of a... Sarkozy. Of the adaptation of a comic book. That's it, we don't say any more, we don't say any more. Exactly. Morgane Cadignan, at France Inter.
Yes, at France Inter, always, every Monday. Ah, it's every Monday, you didn't know you had a recurrence. Every Monday, and a new show. A new show, that's what I was saying earlier. On the road from October 24th, so the 24th, 25th, 26th in Lyon, 8th and 9th in Marseille. So there are 18 dates, 15 or 18 dates of road trips between the end of October and mid-December. There's Nantes and Lille as well.
There's Nantes, there's Lille, there's Le Mans, Brussels. And then it will be in January, for those who are listening to us who are in Paris, I will play in January in Paris. I can't say where yet, but it will be every Wednesday. Too good ! You will come back, talk to us about it. But take your places for the recording, because it's great to go see some stand-up recording.
But it's really a special step, even as an audience, compared to seeing the construction show. And then we talk at the end, you tell me what's funny, what's improved. Ah, you do that ? Yeah, well, it depends. But no, no, but when there are particularly cool rooms, you see, you discuss and everything.
It's great. Well, rodage, great for the show. And so after, you will have, yes, so that's what you say.
And after Paris, after the tour, after Paris, after the tour, and there it goes until about my 43 years old.
Great, great. Adrien Meignel, I was going to say La Bonne Auberge, but it's all
Everything is complete, how long will it take? There will be new places, but it will be over when it will be broadcast. Yes, because you are at the Grand Rex. We sold everything, all the planned places were sold in 10 minutes. So we're selling the balconies, which weren't planned. But they'll probably be sold by the end of the year. Opening the balconies of the Grand Rex is very classy.
And be careful, it's much less good as a place.
Beware. No, but I prefer to say it.
It's too late. I didn't know, but it's too late. Well, he's a little suspicious. Of course. It's more of an atmosphere, after all. I'm not too aware of what's going to happen, but visibly, there will be a bit of an animation thing. There's a group of people specialized in the living show, visual effects, machin. There will be staging, there will be stuff. I'm not aware at all.
I'm someone who bought places for Oasis, and I remember a bit in the same way, saying to myself, it's also the atmosphere of the room. And I believe in it a lot I had two places Who did you go with? I went with my girlfriend But how did you get there? We can separate like the Oasis guys How did you get there?
But we're good It's my girlfriend who succeeded I failed But my girlfriend was in the waiting room And she had two places She had two places for Oasis And even though we only did one With their price thing And we paid very expensive And what's the stadium? That's really cool. Wembley, London. So we're not staying for Cardiff, a bit of a pain in the ass. Yeah, and you're staying in London.
That's good. Yeah, I'm happy. But then, I think that... Oh, you imitated me there, by the way. It's me. It's me. But yeah, I think that the Stade atmosphere will really participate in the delirium of things. And I think it will be the same at the Bonne Aubert. I think the atmosphere will be very hot. You are the oasis of the role-playing game.
Because I shared in a story a reel where it's... I don't know which one it is.
It's Christmas.
I think it's Christmas. I think it's Christmas. It's more fun for me. Who says, oh, the people who write books, they're really too stupid and stuff. Because I loved it, it made me laugh. He says, oh, you wrote like the whale and stuff. It's good, you wrote a book called The Happiness of the Giraffe. They really have the old accent, I love it. Well, obviously, no-tall author and actress.
It made me laugh like, calm down. So it made me laugh. And in fact, what made me laugh even more is that all the people who answered, they said, oh yeah, what a asshole this guy is. I was like, I shared it because I totally agree.
In fact, they don't care about it and it's a bit funny.
That's what made me laugh. So I was insulted indirectly by all the people. They said, oh yeah, too stupid. You're right, he's horrible.
Yeah, too stupid.
The Bonoburge will resume on Twitch, but with new characters, new epic and all that. One of these days, I don't know when. And then, it's written at the moment, so there's not much to announce, I think.
Il y a des années comme ça. Il y a des années où on écrit, on fait des choses. Toutes les années. Très bien. Quant à moi, pareil. Là, ça a écrit. Après, j'arrête. Le Blu-ray. Le Blu-ray qui va ressortir. Je voulais juste dire ça parce qu'on a écoulé tous les stocks.
The Blu-ray of what?
Noul et le Roi, sorry. It's a movie that I created with the two gugus that you see around the table. And so we sold all the copies of Blu-ray. There weren't enough, in my opinion. We handled it a little badly with the editor, but we're going to release it. So if you haven't had it, don't buy it on Vinted or don't buy the DVD because we're going to put Blu-ray back on. It takes a little time.
The thing was sold out before they came out. In pre-order, we were sold out. So thank you very much.
And be careful if you buy the new PlayStation Pro, there is no DVD player for 800 euros.
But there is Noulé le Roi offered. That's crazy, by the way. The game Noulé le Roi. The RPG Noulé le Roi. Dematerialized. Well, thank you for coming, dear friends. Thank you, it was great. Bye everyone. Bye. She was good, that voice.
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