Jérôme Niel
Appearances
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
When you want, in the waiting lines, it's more complicated. Yes, in the waiting lines, it's more complicated. Did you take a little fast pass?
FloodCast
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That's it. Yes, but don't erase it, be careful. You can have the tail. You can have a little tail in certain places.
FloodCast
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Mon cœur est brisé. Ça fait trop mal. On s'embrasse. And here is a good duo who stagnates, Adrien and me. How are you Adrien ?
FloodCast
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There's a lot of contradictions Adrien ! Not at all ! And what's the atmosphere ?
FloodCast
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No, but it's to tell you that Adrien was not familiar with the Disney universe. He came in with a knife. It means that... No, it's not... Yes, there is Indiana Jones. It's true that there is Indiana Jones. But then, you see, for example, me, with Sébastien, we were in Los Angeles last week.
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
It's better than me. No ! We did the Hollywood Universal Park. I don't know if you would like it, because in terms of atmosphere, what is very funny is that they make very small places where they are very thematized, where you really see the universe and it's crazy.
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
There's the Super Mario World, which is pretty crazy because you really have parts, characters, you're really in the universe, but on 50 square meters. It's really a... It's small, very detailed universes, but in very small places. Yeah, but not bad. So, everything is a bit fake, anyway.
FloodCast
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Our first guest... We are already laughing. Yes, our first guest, so you have to know... You came often, both of you, so the descriptions are getting worse and worse. I'll tell you. I'll do a little intro. Our first guest has a huge fat on top of her spine, as long as she rode her boss on the radio.
FloodCast
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You could like it. And there, the same, we took a fast pass. A total mistake, because there was tail, nowhere. So we paid very expensive. Yeah, but I'm blinded. Like idiots. Yeah, yeah, of course.
FloodCast
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We're going to make sure to find the four days where you're available, Morgan.
FloodCast
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So, we're talking about holidays, we're talking about travel. If you took the plane... Oh, the transition! No, no, but here it is. If you took the plane... Especially not. What would you have done to enter the very closed club of the Mile High Club? Do you know what the Mile High Club is?
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
Okay! Okay! It's a name they gave them in pop culture. I'll explain where it comes from. By the way, the first reference to the Mile High Club, an expression designating people kissing in planes... No, it goes back to 1785, tell me. On board a Montgolfière, in a Brooks notebook, one of the clubs of... Already at the time, damn it. The kissers go through the times, it's crazy. Wait, 1785 ?
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
Yes, because on board a Montgolfière, one of the clubs of London gentlemen, the oldest and most exclusive in the world, they had this obsession of kissing, it was called the Mile Hell Club. So there you go. Miles High Club, sorry.
FloodCast
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Miles High, well, it's miles high, of course. Miles high. Miles high of the Earth, you see. The plane arrives... So, you have to know that the plane remains one of the most fantasized places by people to make love on a plane. I can't believe it. Always. It disgusts me. Well, no, it's more like the plane... You're all ballooned like that.
FloodCast
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The smell, the stuff... On the other hand, in my golf course,
FloodCast
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456 chronicles, realize that it's more than 1600 minutes, less the 180 minutes where Nagui laughs while coughing in a rail that reminds of an old mobilette that starts in Côte. You can see his new show, still a bit on the road, the 25th and 26th of October in Lyon.
FloodCast
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The Disney balloon at the entrance. You can kiss in it. There's more? There was a Montgolfier at the entrance.
FloodCast
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No, their big thing is that you scratch a stuffed animal on your shoulder.
FloodCast
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And the forest. I could have guessed. You lost the... I lost the thing. I told you. The forest, the pool, the beach. The forest, the insurers, the forest. There's only the forest at the limit.
FloodCast
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And so, in your opinion, what do you risk if you make love in an airplane? Oh, well, mycoses. Yeah, that's it.
FloodCast
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Non, j'ai la réponse, mais sur cette réponse-là, j'ai pas. C'est pas la réponse que j'attends, dirais-je.
FloodCast
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15,000 euros. Wow. But not only that. There's also a year of imprisonment. So it's what you risk.
FloodCast
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I'm giving you the maximum. The article 222. The article 222.32 of the penal code. It's just that you're an asshole, I think.
FloodCast
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So yes, why is it article 222.32 of the penal code? Because in fact it is the sexual exhibition, it is considered as such. And yes, as an act imposed on the sight of others in a place accessible to the public. So until then... If you fuck in the ass, no one sees you. I was going to come. If you fuck in the ass, there is no prison maybe.
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
Not at all. The 8th and 9th of November in Marseille or even in Nantes, the Fosséan city, of course, from the 14th to the 18th of November, when she does big shopping at the supermarket, it's Morgane Caddy, yes, but with us tonight, it's Morgane Caddy.
FloodCast
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Alors Nancy, il y avait une jurisprudence jusqu'ici, qui permettait de relaxer certains clients quand on considérait le délit seulement lorsqu'un organe sexuel était visible. Ça pouvait passer de le faire dans les toilettes, par exemple. Mais malheureusement, une réforme, enfin malheureusement, c'est ce que dit l'article. Une réforme, putain, mais il faut vraiment... Hélas !
FloodCast
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Cette rédaction de baiseur ! Une réforme du 23 avril 2021 rend cette jurisprudence caduque, précisant que même en l'absence d'exposition d'une partie dénudée du corps, l'exhibition sexuelle constituée s'y est imposée à la vue d'autrui la condition explicite d'un acte sexuel réel ou simulé. Donc voilà, mais après il faut savoir... Réel ou simulé ?
FloodCast
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C'est encore pire parce que dans un avion... There can be parents with their children. There, parents can file a complaint. And there, it's even worse, because it's an exhibition with minors. So there, really, you go for a long time. And the article specifies... And we're talking about France, because the article doesn't specify.
FloodCast
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But since we're talking about international companies, some countries don't have the same rules with sexuality, nudity. So, don't do it. I think you can fuck... It's a supplement. You pay a supplement.
FloodCast
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So we know that some periods of the year are conducive to the benefits of some shops. Christmas toy stores, subscriptions to the gym in January. But what company generally makes 12 million in sales in September? That's the question. The stationery. Not the stationery, not the school supplies. Do you like to do the little school supply shopping? It's something you like better?
FloodCast
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Ah, for me, it was only the agenda. So it's not to make people cry in the streets, everything is fine since, but we had free school supplies in my family. But the agenda, it was the crazy thing you could buy.
FloodCast
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C'est ridicule, mais... Moi, j'adore écrire sur un agenda papier.
FloodCast
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Ah ouais, mais moi, j'aime bien. En fait, j'ai un truc d'écrire à la main. Et j'ai parlé avec les notes quand je fais des réunions d'écriture.
FloodCast
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Parce que je m'en rappelle. Il va être beau, il veut le dire. Non, mais je m'en rappelle pas par cœur. Mais ça m'aide un peu. Ça stimule mon cerveau, j'ai l'impression.
FloodCast
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Mais c'est un rapport avec la rentrée scolaire ? C'est plutôt avec la rentrée scolaire.
FloodCast
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C'est de la sape ? C'est pas de la sape. Les petits couteaux ?
FloodCast
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C'est pas de la fournite. Ça a rapport avec l'école ou pas ? Ça peut, mais pas que. When I say it's a tool, it's... What did you say? A transport card. We're getting there. Les billets de train. Pas les billets de train. Une voiture. On était plus proche avec.
FloodCast
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L'inscription, le code de la route. Non. Je t'emmerde. Non, mais tu es le plus proche. Les vélos. Non. Les vélos. Le bus. Les trottinettes. Tu parlais de cartes. On est plutôt sur le domaine de la carte. Une carte de cantine. Non. Pas une entreprise de carte de cantine. Une carte de transport. Non.
FloodCast
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Very good answer, Jérôme. Yes! That's what Disneyland does in one day. That's what Squeezie does in two videos.
FloodCast
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Following this trend, the demand for official photos has increased a lot. It's true that more and more, More and more, we're asking for photo identities in the official documents.
FloodCast
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And now, there's also the retro success. People like to go to the photomaths. We see a lot of young people go there.
FloodCast
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But no, but you're a little... I call Alice Moitier, and then she's at my place. But wait, but it's so cute, you go to the photographer's. There's Louis Escobar. You go to the photographer's.
FloodCast
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I find that very cute. The return, is it rather caffard for you? Is it rather pleasant? Is it a little excitement? You already took it, Morgane, I saw. I saw that there were two chronicles on the internet.
FloodCast
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I'm asking if it's not Pierre Lapin. Or Justine Lepotier. It's been 10 years actually. So it's people who were there from the beginning.
FloodCast
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But you, as a rule, you like holidays. Yeah. No, but it's not... And I like it when it's beautiful and hot.
FloodCast
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Yeah, but that's what's annoying, is that I like September, October... And since November, it's a bit annoying. In fact, the change of time annoys me. No, but it's a bit like that. The pure summer, I'm not a fan of it.
FloodCast
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It really depresses me too. But for example, I like the beginning of the year. I like the idea of doing things.
FloodCast
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C'est pas un café gourmand. Trois cafards gourmands. Trois cafards gourmands.
FloodCast
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So, what I wanted to say at the beginning... I think I'm going to agree with you. It's that, me, I see in Morgane and Adrien... Shut up. ...big asses, people who want their summer to be filled with nice things to do. Not necessarily, but this summer... But our lives, we do what we can, but we can't... But since I don't do anything this summer...
FloodCast
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La rentrée est un peu quelque chose qui dit, allez, on se remet en jambe.
FloodCast
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Non, mais c'est un peu comme les gens après Noël, tu sais, après les fêtes de fin d'année, qui se disent, allez, je prends une carte au sport et j'y vais. Moi, j'ai un peu ça. Deux, j'ai rien branlé de mon été, c'était trop bien. Là, ça y est, il faut que je refasse une petite activité.
FloodCast
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Je te jure que non. Après, j'ai un enfant également, donc c'était pas les vacances les plus reposantes, et peut-être le travail... Ah oui, parce que moi, je prends le rien, je prends le rien. Non, non, mais... T'as eu un été magnifique. Franchement, un des meilleurs étés de toute ma vie. Les meilleures vacances.
FloodCast
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Non, parce que... Et pourtant, je suis content... And yet I'm happy to go back to work, that's what I'm telling you. That's it, so everything is good in your life. But because you do a passion job. Yes, while you, you're in the mud at Negi.
FloodCast
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I'm breaking rocks. So you agree with me, Jean, or not at all?
FloodCast
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Non, je pourrais pas en tout cas. Surtout que moi j'ai pas été sympa quand tu es venu. J'ai voulu être sympa, j'ai acheté toutes les variétés de Kinder de la Terre. Et en fait, tout le monde m'en a un peu voulu.
FloodCast
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We'll see each other on the weekend. This summer, I don't know if you saw it, but there were the Olympic Games and the Paralympic Games. So, do you know who the little Apolline is?
FloodCast
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In this case, clearly Pierre Ninet. So, our second guest is also used to the internet show, one-man show and cinema. We saw him a few years ago. It's me, Jérôme. So, first question of the podcast. No, but I made a discovery while preparing your thing. You were born on the day of the signing of the Schengen Accord. You say it in your show. It was nothing less than rock, my friend.
FloodCast
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And everyone said, hey, it's shameful. She had the sum. Yes, but then, it takes her life. It's a bad lesson for this kid. I don't care. But what I liked is that he reacted quickly. But I think he didn't do it well. I'm going to tell you a little bit. He refused. He said he didn't have time. Totally normal.
FloodCast
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Since the internet is a bit messed up, Léon Marchand's comms team and himself tried to fix things, so they called the little girl. He made a video call, he presented his apologies apparently to Anaïs, saying sorry I didn't have time.
FloodCast
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He told me that I was going to receive a little gift, a bonnet and a dedicated book. So, first of all, I said to myself, there's already a book on Léon Marchand, it's incredible. And on the photo, we see Léon's dedication. I tell you, Léon's dedication is full of emotions and regrets. For Apolline, from Léon. He signed it. A little luck that it's not him who... Or a little passive-aggressive.
FloodCast
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For me, it made me laugh a little, because they didn't go to the end of crisis management. That is to say, dedication is really at a basic level.
FloodCast
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He's a millionaire now, until the end of his life. It's a mini-crisis. It's a mini-crisis.
FloodCast
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Ça vous est déjà arrivé de croiser quelqu'un et vous trouver... Enfin, c'est pas que vous avez mal réagi, mais c'était pas le bon moment ou un truc comme ça. Vous avez pas eu la réponse adéquate ou des choses comme ça. Ça vous est déjà arrivé ? Non ?
FloodCast
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Because she was going to say, oh my God, he loves to listen to his music, this Adrien Méniel. He doesn't like to be disturbed by a rap.
FloodCast
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No, but if the person who listens to the broadcast can't hesitate to send a DM to Morgane, who will be able to reassure him.
FloodCast
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Of Schengen. She's super creative. No, of Jérôme, unfortunately.
FloodCast
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Jordan? Jordan Bardella. Jordan Bardella. Jordan Bardella. Jordan Bardella. Jordan Bardella. Jordan Bardella. Jordan Bardella. And so there are two people, two girls who go, we listen to the Floodcast, we saw the Noul et le Roi, machin. And she didn't stop talking to me.
FloodCast
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So I was trying to do a little, to break the conversation that I had with my daughter, but to stay polite anyway, with respect for these nice people. And what was very funny, what I found very funny, is that my daughter pulled my sleeve. Who is she? She thought you were cheating on your girlfriend. Without a doubt.
FloodCast
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Me too, it's the 2... I don't know anyone. What is it? The 2... Yes, that's it. The 2... Dark. Dark. Dark. Is that it or not? I was far away.
FloodCast
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Les Jeux Olympiques, vous avez suivi un petit peu ? Vous avez regardé ?
FloodCast
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Oui, parce que toi, je me souviens, tu faisais partie... Mais non ! Je faisais partie de ta team, attention ! Des mauvaises langues ! Ah ! Un petit peu, et on va chier dans la scène, et on va faire des choses comme ça, et au final, t'as kiffé !
FloodCast
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Oui, c'était... Et il a tué lui-même le beluga de ses mains, tu sais, dans la scène. C'est Adrien qui l'a buté.
FloodCast
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No, but... No, no, but... Yes, I was going to say, you, the basketball ferret, you had to vibrate, because both for the boys and the girls, there were very beautiful matches.
FloodCast
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Atrocious for her, but really... I didn't know anything about basketball, so I followed a little, but I was told that the arbitration was complicated too.
FloodCast
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Did you see Snoop Dogg there? Well then... I tried. I tried a little bit. So you, you watched... Nothing, nothing. I watched the opening ceremony.
FloodCast
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No, but it's July. No, but it's July. It's July 21st. That's it.
FloodCast
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Yeah, you're looking for... Not at all. April 25th, 1980 in Saint-Germain-en-Laye. You were an actor, screenwriter and author of French comic books. Yeah. Yes, I had written an intro, it was just in the sole purpose of putting back an excerpt that we talked about, because with Jérôme, he went to my house on vacation, you had to come, Morgan, you let us go, you let us go, it was badly organized.
FloodCast
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I saw that from afar. So that was really beautiful. Sublime. And the skateboard too. In fact, I discovered the skateboard.
FloodCast
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During my daughter's siestas, I'm not hiding it. Yeah, yeah.
FloodCast
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I'm shining, look at me, I'm shining. I'm a sun. I'm in the Teletubbies, that's me. Your hair is a ray of sunshine, actually. And skateboarding, I was shocked by the age.
FloodCast
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So, Plato, is it a joke? No, I'm kidding. It's a bit of a fuckboy. No, I'm kidding. I didn't say that in the form. No, so the myth of the cave.
FloodCast
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I'm really your grandmother who watched the G.O. On C.G.O. The little highlights and everything.
FloodCast
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I had it too, but because I wasn't in Paris. Because in Paris, it's too hard to find cool pools.
FloodCast
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So we're talking about the Olympic Games, you have to know that in addition to the gold medal, those at the top of the podium could also start with some kind of bonus. I don't know if you knew that. According to their delegation. It's the country of the athlete who decides. In addition to the podium.
FloodCast
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That's it. For example, if you're French, You have a chequos of 80,000 euros if you have gold, 40,000 euros if you have money, and 20,000 euros if you have bronze. So I'm going to ask you countries to tell me what is offered, hoping for the buzz of the show that you have racist outbursts. In Hong Kong. There is an object. You can ask me questions. A car. No car, but we are on a means of transport.
FloodCast
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A bike. It's linked to a means of transport. A small electric bike. No, it's not.
FloodCast
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Metro. One year. One year. Not one year, sorry. One year, sorry.
FloodCast
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Very good answer from Jérôme Niel. I know that in Korea, you don't have a choice. He's so sharp. That's great, by the way.
FloodCast
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So yes, it's mandatory for all men to call at least 18 months under the flags. And when you win an Olympic title, it's good, you are dispensed. That's a real good gift.
FloodCast
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You lived it in another way, you said to yourself, the boys club didn't invite me ?
FloodCast
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Oh, l'ennemi est complètement perdu. On a bien fait de l'avoir avec nous. À votre avis, en Pologne ?
FloodCast
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Alors, il y a aussi de la thune en Pologne. 58 000 euros. Pour l'or ? Oui, sûrement. C'est si précis. En Pologne, t'as un appart ? A two-piece, actually. There's not only that. A car. Not a car.
FloodCast
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Not a housewife. Is it an object, a physical thing? It's not really an object. Well, if it's an object, because it's a physical thing, but you can't do anything about it. But it has value.
FloodCast
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Une médaille, je sais pas, d'une certaine matière peut-être ?
FloodCast
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A diamond, a diamond, a diamond, a diamond, a diamond, a diamond, a diamond, a diamond, a diamond, a diamond, a diamond, a diamond, a diamond,
FloodCast
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I told you, Smartbox would be unable to tell you a competitor of Smartbox. Wonderbox. Ah yes, I thought it was the same company.
FloodCast
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Jérôme, I know you're a PSG fan. How do you explain being a fan of a guy like me who is not interested in sports? For example, talking about PSG, how did you create this love with the club?
FloodCast
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How old were you the first time you... It was last week, so it's very recent.
FloodCast
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I think you have to see it in real life. Adrien, you know that with basketball, there are athletes like that who make you vibrate. For example, the final with the NBA. Did you still have something? Because the NBA, you have to say it for people who don't know, the American team, it was like only stars. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
FloodCast
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Okay, but the fact of seeing the French hold the drage for them anyway, is that... High, high. Yes, it was high. It was very high. He made LeBron James fall. Once again, I have some partial information.
FloodCast
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Come on ! Adrien Bezer. No, sorry. Faux basket. Basket. Basket. Basket. I'm losing.
FloodCast
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It's the shonen spirit. It's the shonen spirit. It's the shonen spirit. I have the impression.
FloodCast
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You, Morgan, you said you were a fan of surf. Did you have any athletes that you liked in this discipline ?
FloodCast
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But that's what I'd like to do. I thought it would be a funny show around sports, where, for example, you put four guys or girls in a pool and a merchant lion. And you see what? There, it would be funny. I think the thing with J.O. is that sometimes you don't even realize.
FloodCast
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I worked on the J.O. A little secretly. He was in the costume of the fridge. No, the horse on the stage, who is still doing tours. I loved this horse personally. I loved it. It was a bit long. It was good. We're talking about acharnement. For me, it was on Daphne Burki. I thought it was too much Havana. And I was like, it's cool, she gives insights.
FloodCast
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She's a woman. That's why he signed the G.O. He was the director of design on Paris 2024, he worked on a lot of things and he asked me to work on something. He told me I could talk about it, but I signed something that forbade me to talk about it.
FloodCast
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Yeah, because we ate kinder, it was raining, and we did manages.
FloodCast
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But it didn't come back as you saw it. You can imagine that if it looks like a clito, it's not my idea. I don't know what it looks like. But no, I worked on something. Maybe the listeners will be able to imagine what I did on the Paris 2024 show. Yes, but you're lying too. No, no, no.
FloodCast
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Well, go ahead. I'll do that. I'll do that. But anyway, Adrien, he knows it normally. I think so. The guests should find it. It's a good idea, Georges.
FloodCast
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Okay. Do you know who is the American Michael Phillips ? And we're part of the sports world, I'm telling you. It's a guy from the tech.
FloodCast
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No, no, that's a summary of that. It was beautiful. It was great. It looked so good.
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Is he a very rich man? Not at all very rich. Very poor? Not very poor either. I'm telling you this, I don't know him.
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Is it a relationship with the American elections to come? Not at all. He came up with a funny story. He came up with a funny story. In any case, it's linked to the Guinness Book of Records. Ah, so he has a record, quite simply. He would like to have a record. The biggest eater. Not the biggest eater. The smallest eater. I think you can leave the world of eaters.
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Pas le plus petit homme du monde. Pas le plus petit. Le plus moyen ? Non, le plus moyen. Il est vraiment pile dans la taille moyenne.
FloodCast
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No, no, she said the smallest man. I said, it's not that, but we're looking for something the smallest, yes.
FloodCast
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Very good answer from Morgane Cadillac. It's my ex or what? She's going to speak English in two minutes.
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And he wants to enter the Guinness Book this year, tells us La Dépêche. I understand at the same time. His penis is less than 2.5 centimeters. At rest? Yeah. Or maybe not, by the way, I say that, I don't know him personally. I quote Michael Phillips. I was looking to see if there was a Guinness World Record for the smallest penis and see if I could participate.
FloodCast
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I try to turn a negative into a positive. Plus equals plus, it's the same situation for me. So I try to make sure that everything is positive. So if I can get another one, a title, sorry, that would be great. Did you explain? That would be great. That would be great.
FloodCast
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No. Wait, don't hesitate to send a lot of MP to Morgane if you know what a skid is. You've already seen one like me, but I didn't know.
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I would have at least that. No, but you have to know that it's a real physical anomaly since it's very difficult for him.
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Yes, ambient. In Australia, the Ministry of Health has just launched a advertising campaign on TV and on posters to invite people who work to do something they obviously don't do enough. Wipe your ass.
FloodCast
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It's a bit funny. To wash yourself. It's a bit funny Adrien. To wash yourself. Who are you? It's a thing they don't do at all. They don't do enough to reproduce. Some don't do it at work. Ah no, it's at work. You didn't understand it either.
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It's all good. It's a scam. It was not far from the beginning.
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I was really in the zone. I could have told you not bad. Yes, but it was too much.
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I did what I could, listen. There's this slogan, it's normal to poop at work. It's the slogan that has launched Australia.
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The health problems in Australia are multiplying because of people who remember too much to poop at work and launch the campaign.
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It's like that, it's the figure. Poop at work. The campaign is even called Poop at Work. Discuss it. No, that's too far.
FloodCast
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Just do it. Each of the publications is accompanied, because there are things on the internet, each of the publications is accompanied by a public health message encouraging you to go to the toilet to avoid any health problem. Ignoring your desire to go to the saddle can lead to a blockage of the saddle in your colon, hemorrhoids and other serious problems.
FloodCast
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It is therefore preferable to let go of the saddle rather than holding them. Of course. We're talking about parkopresis, for example, that's the fact of being stressed when there are people. There will be a football player. Yeah. He plays with poop. No, I'm kidding. It's a football joke. Season 10, I'm reinventing myself.
FloodCast
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Sometimes called the paranoia of poop, people with this disease have an overwhelming fear of being judged by others because of the sounds or smells associated with pooping. Cacanoia will be the title of the episode, Morgane. I'm sorry for that.
FloodCast
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Si cette maladie peut prêter à sourire, le département de la santé de cet état de l'Est australien rappelle que cela peut provoquer une accélération du rythme cardiaque, des sueurs ou des nausées, c'est vous dire ? De quoi ? Se retenir de chier ? Exactement ! J'y suis là, moi. Ah ouais ? Quoi que je peux te dire. Mais vas-y mon pote ! Oh non, c'est pas ça, ça peut attendre.
FloodCast
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And so they do a lot of things on... You have to de-stress to poop. Don't forget that everyone poops. Visualize someone famous in the toilet. That's the first recommendation. Taylor Swift poops.
FloodCast
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He advises to bring a little perfumed spray in the toilets. You can prepare a little bit. Eat a piece. Eat at the same time. A hot dog from Disneyland because it's already shit. Put a layer. Well, here are some little tips like that.
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I would do Jay-Z. Jay-Z who poops? Yeah. And it's funny, you see?
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Chiboy ! Chiboy ! Oh, that's good! And you, what would you write?
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I'm going to say Depp. I'm going to say Depp. I'm going to say Depp. But how are you on that? Do you remember pooping outside your house? No.
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In fact, everything is in the same place. And basketball, and football.
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We'll get back to it, Adrien, we'll get back to it. We'll find it before the end.
FloodCast
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But me, for example, I can shit about anywhere, I have no problem with that. There, you give me five minutes, I can shit right away. Me too, I'm a bit like you.
FloodCast
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There's one thing I don't like when I shit, and it's often in the doctor's room or at Disneyland. There are toilets that are glued together and there's a hole. You see, there's air up and down. Like at the airport. Exactly. At the bottom of the door, you want to see the feet of people who shit. I don't understand that.
FloodCast
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No, but you see... Ah, yes. But I think it breaks the intimacy. Yeah, yeah. There are big roads there.
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And since you're bilingual, you knew it was in town. It's nothing to do with it, it's a ramen restaurant. And so in my intro, I wanted to come back to an excerpt that we re-listened to during the holidays with Jérôme. I don't know if you know it, Morgan. There are two, that said. So no, I think of the one on the radio. Since a few years ago, Jérôme... You almost made the same noise there.
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Dear friends, it's already 1h30 that we're talking. We're going to move on to cultural recommendations. So, you know, in culture, it can be in the field of cinema, theater, music, things on the web, things, living theater, whatever. And it's not necessarily a recent thing, but it's something you've seen recently. Adrien Meyniel, I want to start with you. Well, listen, I'm coming.
FloodCast
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Jérôme had been invited to a radio show. To promote, I don't know, your show. On France Bleu, I think. On France Bleu, Pays Basque, quite simply. And it was on September 28, 2022. I'll let you listen. Morgane, you're going to enjoy it, I think, knowing you.
FloodCast
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You have big twists and turns of situations and yet it's funny all the time. Yes, it's very, very funny. And that's my two recos. Sublime. Morgane Cadignan.
FloodCast
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I don't really put a lot of stuff. Don't worry. It's essentially... It's the best commercial.
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I use it on a good person. I haven't seen it, but I really liked it. I think he did another one with Morgan Freeman. Garden State.
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I forgot the English title. Is there also a bit of humor or not at all? Because he does that sometimes, he mixes things up.
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Okay, so a good person. I love what Zach Braff does, but I remember a prank from Ashton Kutcher. I don't know if you remember. Where he hits a kid. Where he has to right-click a kid. I think he... No, he shakes him a little, because they think he's breaking his car or I don't know what. No, he's tagging his car. He's tagging his car, that's it.
FloodCast
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And you see, Zach Braff... After, we talked about it a little with Laurent Marchand. It's the game.
FloodCast
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I'm going to advise you a movie. The movie I advise you is called La Nuit se traîne. It's a Belgian movie, but also a lot funded by French people. It's a movie made and written by Michel Blanchard. La Nuit se traîne is based on a song by Petula Clark. Petula Clark, who had reprised many of his songs in French. La Nuit n'en finit plus. Exactly.
FloodCast
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And the story, in fact, it's a movie that takes place in one night. I love movies that take place in a very short time. It's very tight. Like the Lord of the Rings. The other way around.
FloodCast
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Thousands of kilometers. It takes place on a night. It's the story of a guy named Madi, who is a locksmith. And one day, a girl calls him and says, I'm stuck at home as usual. He opens it and it's a bit weird. He says, you have an ID card. I always take an ID card before opening it. It's because she says, no, but I forgot it in my apartment. Okay, you can pay me in advance and all to be sure.
FloodCast
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It's in my apartment, I can't do anything. But frankly, you open it, I go down. In short, it's a bit weird. And of course, Yaron Tourloupe, I won't tell you more, but he's going to end up in a story with criminals, gangsters, and it's going to be shit. It was the worst apartment to open a lock, and then it went from bad to worse, from worse to worse. It came out in the movies.
FloodCast
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It's with Duris, isn't it? And there's Romain Duris, who plays the bad guy. who plays the villain of the film, but it's only young actors. Ah, you're hyping me up there. Ah no, it's really good. Come on, we'll see each other later, Jérôme, instead of sitting here.
FloodCast
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I don't agree with that. And the director is someone very, very strong. I had seen his short film called « T'es morte Hélène » in a completely different delirium, because it was the story of a guy who lived with the ghost of his girlfriend. And he wanted to leave her. And she didn't really agree. And it's completely another genre. And La Nuit Se Traîne, it's really, it has a lot of energy.
FloodCast
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There are things of staging, really impressive. It's directed by who? It's called Michel Blanchard. It's his first feature film. Blanchard or Blanchard? Blanchard, I think. In any case, there is an R at the end.
FloodCast
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But don't hesitate to go because he's out in the middle of the summer, so I don't think he's available everywhere. So it must be the last few weeks.
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It's incredible, it looks like they pitched him, they mounted him.
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Char. Char, no. I'm lost. So, the night is coming. It's in France and Belgium, and probably in other countries, I don't know. But go see it quickly because I think... It's in the cinema.
FloodCast
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No, it's on the poster. It was released last week. No, more than two weeks. I saw it this summer during the holidays. Ah!
FloodCast
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It's out in May. You went to your cinema there, 40 kilometers away. Exactly, from my house. So, great film. Don't hesitate. There's action. It's tense. And at the same time, it tells stories. And I loved it. You're going to like it. Jérôme Niel. Same thing, this film. Oh, really? You haven't seen it? It's crazy. Yes, but you just liked it. So, 2, La Nuit se traîne.
FloodCast
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Ah, it's incredible. It was live. Yes, that's it, that's what's crazy, it's a real... Ah yeah, yeah. And we thought about it a lot during the holidays, and I thought maybe not enough people listened to it, and I wanted to share it with as many people as possible. Because I think the journalist had his moment with Carlos, do you remember?
FloodCast
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Tell me that I saw a video of this YouTube channel, without knowing that it was him, he did something on Driver 3, and there was a scandal because it was a Kata, they tried to corrupt the press, etc. I saw one of his videos, great, he made two videos, because he also did a whole thing on the Rise and Fall of the saga Driver. I saw videos, it's really good. It's really good. And that's it.
FloodCast
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Conquerax. So good. Well, thank you, friends. Listen, it's so nice to have you here. It was a... I'm so... I missed it. To tell you the truth. I have the impression that you... It's a nice start, we agree. Yes, it's a nice start. We're good. No, it's so nice to do shows again. A little table turn, as usual, to know where we are. So, Jérôme, I know that at the moment, it's running. There.
FloodCast
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Ça tourne. Il y a le spectacle qui va bientôt arriver. Sur Canal+. Voilà. Exactement. Tu as une date à dire ou pour le moment c'est trop tôt ?
FloodCast
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He had just learned that he was going to die, and we wished him a good last good luck. Good luck ! And it's so long that we look like guys.
FloodCast
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Okay, and you're shooting right now. And I'm shooting, no, but soon. Yes, very soon. Very soon. We're not going to say too much, but you play an emblematic character of a... Sarkozy. Of the adaptation of a comic book. That's it, we don't say any more, we don't say any more. Exactly. Morgane Cadignan, at France Inter.
FloodCast
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It's great. Well, rodage, great for the show. And so after, you will have, yes, so that's what you say.
FloodCast
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Great, great. Adrien Meignel, I was going to say La Bonne Auberge, but it's all
FloodCast
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I'm someone who bought places for Oasis, and I remember a bit in the same way, saying to myself, it's also the atmosphere of the room. And I believe in it a lot I had two places Who did you go with? I went with my girlfriend But how did you get there? We can separate like the Oasis guys How did you get there?
FloodCast
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But we're good It's my girlfriend who succeeded I failed But my girlfriend was in the waiting room And she had two places She had two places for Oasis And even though we only did one With their price thing And we paid very expensive And what's the stadium? That's really cool. Wembley, London. So we're not staying for Cardiff, a bit of a pain in the ass. Yeah, and you're staying in London.
FloodCast
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So yes, it's the first Floodcast of the year. I want to ask a question that has nothing to do with a game. For the moment, I want to know how your holidays were. So you were in a sect in Corsica, right? Everything was great. You had a lot of stuff. I followed your Instagram. You went to Calindi at one point.
FloodCast
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That's good. Yeah, I'm happy. But then, I think that... Oh, you imitated me there, by the way. It's me. It's me. But yeah, I think that the Stade atmosphere will really participate in the delirium of things. And I think it will be the same at the Bonne Aubert. I think the atmosphere will be very hot. You are the oasis of the role-playing game.
FloodCast
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Il y a des années comme ça. Il y a des années où on écrit, on fait des choses. Toutes les années. Très bien. Quant à moi, pareil. Là, ça a écrit. Après, j'arrête. Le Blu-ray. Le Blu-ray qui va ressortir. Je voulais juste dire ça parce qu'on a écoulé tous les stocks.
FloodCast
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Caniranful that we had received during the holidays. Rampel. Rampel. And already, she had taken me back.
FloodCast
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Noul et le Roi, sorry. It's a movie that I created with the two gugus that you see around the table. And so we sold all the copies of Blu-ray. There weren't enough, in my opinion. We handled it a little badly with the editor, but we're going to release it. So if you haven't had it, don't buy it on Vinted or don't buy the DVD because we're going to put Blu-ray back on. It takes a little time.
FloodCast
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The thing was sold out before they came out. In pre-order, we were sold out. So thank you very much.
FloodCast
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But there is Noulé le Roi offered. That's crazy, by the way. The game Noulé le Roi. The RPG Noulé le Roi. Dematerialized. Well, thank you for coming, dear friends. Thank you, it was great. Bye everyone. Bye. She was good, that voice.
FloodCast
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He would have done it, we would have applauded. There is Demeur in the air. No, but I'm a rapper. You're creating a sound together.
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Do you like to walk around the park, for example? That's what I like.
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I have memories of having pain in the legs at the end of the day. After I made it known.
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The mine train mixes very well strong sensations and ambiance.
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It's a mix of tradition and modernity, the mine train. Completely.
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That's what I think is cool. No, but put it here, look. In the hole of Mickey.
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But what? I have my knife! But it's not Disney, it's a real life!
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If you want to sponsor us on occasion, the food is delicious.
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La dixième saison ! Celle de trop ! Est-ce que vous êtes prêts ? La vérité, la pure vérité sans doute. Bonjour, bonsoir et bienvenue dans ce nouvel épisode du Floodpast. Ah bah alors ! Il arrive à tout le monde d'avoir la langue qui trébuche. Quel plaisir de vous retrouver à l'heure où des duos se séparent comme Villebrequin, se retrouvent comme on a dit. Arrête. Le midi plat. Aïe, aïe, aïe.
FloodCast
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I think you have the ratatouille restaurant, which is a little good. I've never been there, I don't know.