Morgane Cadignan
Appearances
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
Disney, have you ever been to Disney? Yeah, last November. Ah, so recently. Yeah, with a fast pass.
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
Because I remember. Yeah, it was... No, it was okay. You liked it? You were rather happy? Yeah, I liked it. We did it, but really like machines. That is to say that we did 9 hours. We arrived at 9 o'clock in the morning. At 15 o'clock, we had finished everything.
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
You've done all the attractions, no? Well, not the baby stuff. After me, the thing is that I'm not used to it.
FloodCast
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I've done the baby stuff. You haven't done the Embo thing.
FloodCast
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No, it's fine. But I'm not used to it because my mother-in-law is at Air France. You have the first weekend of December where Air France privates Disney one night for all their guests. So it's a bit crazy because from 6pm to 3am you only have the Air France staff, but who still represent a lot of people, including me because I was a child of them.
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
And I remember sessions with my brother and my sister where we did the Space Mountain five times in a row because there was no queue.
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
For 6-7 years it was like that, and when I did it again in normal with the people who are not in aviation, last November I was very afraid of the queue and that's why we took a pass right away. Space Mountain is called Hyper Space Mountain. It's Star Wars now. Very little effort. I think it's the same thing.
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
So, it's still the game I played. No, in brackets, everyone doesn't care, Jérôme. You've already been to Disney, okay.
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
I'm going to be invited this time. We have the right to have a Vagence. Why not? It's like the holidays.
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
It's because of Axel Malivernet. And we're going to fix that. So where are we? We're back. What did you say?
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
And even being in socks on the plane, do you think the liquid in the toilets is water? People are very comfortable on the plane. Yes, but I don't understand the... Because even the toilet cabin is small.
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
There we go, now we're talking. Sorry, but it's another lemonade. You're right, we agree that Montgolfier... There you have the exclusivity. Me, kissing in a balloon. It's something I've never done. You see the balloon up there?
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
It's not clear. It's not clear. It's not clear. It's not clear. It's not clear. It's not clear. It's not clear. It's not clear. It's not clear.
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
Hélas ! 1000 fois hélas, je le lis. Aux grandes dames de la réaction !
FloodCast
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Excuse me, you're going to remove this slipper immediately.
FloodCast
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The hours of choice between lead pens, white pepper, cartridges, strawberry pens that smelled like shit, with glitter and everything. The composition of the case was very important.
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
Why did you have free school supplies? Because I was poor, Morgane. Ah, wow. I lifted a... I was... built.
FloodCast
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Yeah, you were well rebuilt. Terrible, terrible. You were rebuilt. You were rebuilt in hard work, that's fine. No, that's...
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
He has a carpet in rags, he has plaids in rags. He's overflowing with dicks. It's Troussman. But yeah, the choice of the agenda, incredible.
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
Mais écoute, ça fait qu'un an que je suis à l'agenda iPhone.
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
I'm so happy to be here, but earlier I was thinking... She's drunk. She's drunk, Morton. Is it too much for the listeners? No, not at all. Don't hesitate to tell me in DM if you're afraid of it. Morgan, stop it, people love you. Morgan, not directly to us.
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
Les gommes. Pas les gommes. C'est pas les fournisseurs, t'as dit ? C'est Adri. Pour un peu planter ses petits couteaux. Les gosses, t'inquiète qu'ils auront... C'est pas de la fournite, t'as dit ?
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
Qu'est-ce qu'on a besoin pour une carte de transport ? Un portefeuille. Pas les portefeuilles. Les sacs. Les porte-cartes.
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
So, no. The SNCF, it's just a big machine. It's a big machine.
FloodCast
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Yeah. But a big machine, you... No, no, no. It's literal.
FloodCast
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Of course. With more and more rules. When I was little, we could smile. No glasses, no knife, no hat. Not the fantasy hat. No, but it's possible.
FloodCast
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I made it as a photographer. Oh yeah? Well it's easier to get your identity photos done at the photographer's.
FloodCast
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But at which photographer? No, but at a course, you asshole. A background, a cosmos.
FloodCast
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On a surfboard. It's the photographers who take the official pictures of babies for Christiane. It's true. No, but in the little Kodak stuff, it's a little bad.
FloodCast
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Yes, but like that, he tells you, you smile too much. You have the right picture all of a sudden.
FloodCast
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For me, it's a bit caffard. Guys, I love summer. It's not worse than January's fall, which makes me really want to die. I'm happy to see my friends again, I haven't seen them in the summer. But when there's a nice Indian summer, it's cool. But this year, I think it's a bit crazy. It's funny. I was well on vacation, I was well in August.
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
Yeah. Because I don't like that. The little hobo who's going to bring us until December, he's... Yeah, he's already very cold, by the way.
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
Yeah, and you don't join people for dinner at 8.30pm. You feel like it's already evening. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's really the thing I join you for. It's the night that falls early.
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
But I don't like the in-between. After, you see, that said, when it's really boring at 5.30 p.m., at least it's honest. No, but you see, we're in the winter, it's hot chocolate, it's champagne, it's the plaid. It's a thing. No, but you see, it's a cockroach who says his name. And I do my part in it when it's really winter. I'm with you on that.
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
C'est vraiment... C'est un peu cafard aussi, moi, cette année-là.
FloodCast
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J'aurais dû bouger, j'aurais dû... » Septembre, tu retrouves un peu tous tes potes à qui tu racontes ton été. Du coup, moi, ça me remet dedans.
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
That's why you're making that face Because that's what we literally did at the beginning We screwed him up for the show It's funny, I feel like I'm totally the opposite of you Maybe you were just happy No, I'm telling you I'm going to tell you the things No, no, I'm going to tell you No, no, I'm going to tell you I'm going to tell you I had my eyes closed, I don't know who said what Close your eyes No
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
So someone has to imitate Jérôme. It's Jonathan Cohen. It's also Jérôme. Jérôme, he says a lot of guys.
FloodCast
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Ouais, mais autant pousser jusqu'au 1er octobre dans ce cas-là. Non, mais...
FloodCast
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Did you see her? Is it the girl who took a wind by... And so he took a toll on social media and so he offered him after gifts.
FloodCast
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It's a bit, it joins a bit the thing. No, but what touched people is that the girl is too mimes.
FloodCast
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Adrien and I look up at the sky, we don't see each other but... He gave two of his medals.
FloodCast
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Continue swimming, because that's what she said. No, but it's crazy that it takes such proportions.
FloodCast
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Yeah, but you don't have to manage crises that are not crises. No, but it's fine. It's a mini-crisis. No, but it's...
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
After, not everyone is like that. In any case, I would really like to thank all the people that I meet. You know, every time I'm on the terrace and everything, there are too many people who pretend not to recognize me so that I can eat. And they're cool. And I think that's hyper class. Thank you. Thank you to you. Every day. De vraiment jouer si bien le côté je suis personne.
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
Moi, c'était au tout début, quand je commençais à faire les chroniques sur France Inter. La quotidienne, elle s'appelait Morgane ne vous aime pas. Oui. Et c'était un peu le gimmick de dire je vous aime pas en début de chaque papier. Et il y avait un mec, je courais à Montmartre en footing. And another joker who met me said, I don't like you. Except that I had started two days ago.
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
And I was like, shut up! And I don't know, we were both... And I understood, but one and a half second too late, that it was a ref at La Chronique. But I thought it was really a guy who... I started running after him.
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
But since he doesn't know my birthday date back, I... Ah, I know it.
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
C'est qui les deux biatches ? C'est qui les deux biatches ?
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
It's the 2! He got the 2! Bam! And the amber. And the amber.
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
I'm the one who learns to say it in Bad Teacher. I watched swimming and I watched surfing. Oh, surfing. Because I'm a dancer. The picture there. Yeah, the picture, the whale there.
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
No, swimming, surfing and everything. And I didn't watch it, but it motivated me to go do sports. I try to put myself in an athlete's mentality. I drank a lot of juice. Every morning, a ginger juice, joker, jaffa den. I think it's a link, but I never went to the pool. Last week, two weeks ago, I warmed up, I was going to do my little snowboard in the morning.
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
Every morning, and I know it has a Jio side, because now it's back.
FloodCast
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It depends on the time. No, you have to go out of office hours.
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
And me, compared to high school, I go when my third year is over. I leave them when they're in school. Of course, of course. I'm going to dive.
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
You did your diva, that's what we said to each other. It's true, we have to talk about it.
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
Non, non, non, c'est pas ça, c'est que c'est une semaine où je n'étais pas là, donc je me suis dit que c'était ok de ne pas déplacer la Corse pour venir dans ta... Ça se tient. Apparemment. T'étais en Corse ? Ouais, j'étais en Corse.
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
Une médaille ? Bah non. Non. Une médaille ? Elle a pas compris la fille. Attends, un bâtiment ? Tu peux rien en faire.
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
C'est hyper large. C'est un Smartbox. Tu vas aller dormir en yurte dans l'heure éloire. Sur la route des vins. Loger chez l'habitant.
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
Smartbox anniversary. It's that or a circuit in Manicourt.
FloodCast
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Non, non, non, vraiment repos. Repos pur ? What ? In fact, we didn't have a game where we pretended to be a cult and you were going to baptize me with a crick. Ah yes, okay.
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
Well, all of them, because when you try to practice a sport and you see how hard it is, I think it's crazy. All the waves that they manage to take and everything, there is no... Coli, he was crazy. It's horrible. He was crazy. The surf. Yeah, it's horrible. No, but it's so... It's really hard.
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
It's really hard and I was doing it this summer in Portugal while I was watching the events and everything. And in fact, I'm a little fascinated by it. It's really one of those things where when you see people do it, when you're out of the water, you say to yourself, it's easy, it slips, you see pretty much everything. And it's not, you get there a little bit, you don't get there at all.
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
And it's unbearable. And for me, it's been six years and it's rarely good.
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
And in fact, as they are all super strong, you don't see how much it makes a difference compared to a normal human being. And surfing, you just have to swim once in the waves to see what it's like. But no, but because you see... Or to see Brise de Nice.
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
No, but me, before, when I was told a wave of one meter, well, one meter, it's okay, you see, it's not even the size of a... You can do a face mountain at one meter, that's for sure. And in fact, you know, I was like, well, one meter, I surfed it and all, and I go with a teacher, you know, who tells me, well, come on, we're going to go to the line-up, I'm going to make you do one meter.
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
It's a building in front of Watt. No, but one meter of water, whereas a human... And suddenly, when you're told that in Tahiti, they do four, five, well, it's a crazy thing.
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
Yeah. And so I had necklaces of flowers and stuff, but we didn't expect there to be completely noses. There was a wedding with the grooms and the wedding planner. You couldn't move because the grooms were going to arrive by boat, so you were going to be very well dressed for the wedding. And four assholes were going to baptize me with a crick.
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
But like the Australian woman who became the Internet's laughingstock after her breakdance pre-stay. The pre-stay was catastrophic, but we really shouldn't have done a meme that lasts three years.
FloodCast
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It looks like I just caught you in bed with a map and I told you who it was.
FloodCast
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But you don't hit on people in general. Yes, that's it. Please.
FloodCast
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Tell him, if he comes looking for you, we'll be there. He drew the genital parts of the fridge.
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
You know it, you know it, Adrien. I helped the writing of a film that won an Oscar. I can't say. I'll tell you. I'll tell you. What you could do is...
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
Not a guy from the tech. It's a pastor, a super priest. Not a super priest, not a pastor. No, but the things in the megachurch.
FloodCast
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Hey, are you Michel Barnier or what? Do sports, rest? Not do sports, not rest, not exercise. It's a bit funny.
FloodCast
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It has something to do with the toilets. Go to the toilet because people can't poop on their workplace.
FloodCast
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Before the show, she said, I couldn't go to the sport, so I bought myself a fruit juice.
FloodCast
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In addition, the music is so beautiful. It's great. Yes, but precisely, you have to demystify.
FloodCast
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I'm one like poo. I'm going to leave. No, no, you're good.
FloodCast
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I want to tell you, it's not for others that you can do them. I imagine Jérôme. Because he shits in front of me. Literally. It's to desacralize the thing.
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
Johnny Depp. I'm going to say Depp. I'm going to say Depp.
FloodCast
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No, but yes, Morgan. I want you to say it in French. I shit on all the walls of Radio France. Do you laugh or what?
FloodCast
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I work from home, so yes, I'm at work. Yes, that's it. You're chronic, you don't want to be at home.
FloodCast
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I go one hour on a Monday morning, I think I can hold myself back.
FloodCast
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Yeah, but I wasn't in the spotlight by saying it's a stadium. You had the word stadium. Which was in the title.
FloodCast
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We don't have that problem with girls because we pee sitting too. So the fact of being sitting doesn't mean you're pooping. Ah, yes. Don't betray, sorry.
FloodCast
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Yeah, that too. No, we pee like that too. You don't know anything about women. I'm shocking. That's how we pee. We always pee in a lamp. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the big book. It's the big book. Marguerite Duras. We always pee in a lamp.
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
Moi, j'ai un film et un compte Instagram. Vas-y, je t'en prie. Le film, c'est un... Le film, je sais pas si c'est le dernier, de Zach Braff. Le rôle de... Qui s'appelle A Good Person. Ah oui, non. Avec Morgan Freeman et Florence. Alors, je sais que j'aime encore... Piu, yeah. And Pug, Piu.
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
So, if you're a little sensitive, if you're a little like me, crying in front of the fiction, you're going to drown. It destroyed me. It's great, but it's about a girl who's engaged to the guy of her life, and there's a car accident. After, she finds herself having to make meetings of toxicoman, alcoholic, etc., anonymous, with one of the people close to the victims, who is Morgan Freeman. It's...
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
hyper beau et bien et pas attendu sur plein de trucs et dur et j'ai été foutue en sortant de là. A good person. Et c'est sur le canal. Ouais, c'est sur my canal et un compte Instagram, écoutez le mien. I reiterate my call. If I don't lose this year, I'll stop. There's no problem. Really, add me, please. I can't take it anymore. And you can send a lot of DMs on Skadi Adrien during the whole show.
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
It's essentially a bit of a chronicle and photos of people around me at this table. So you're going to enjoy it.
FloodCast
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No, not at all. It's a bit funny. It made me laugh, but because I think I have a dark humor and I'm quite cynical. So in fact, there are... No, but they are played as such. For example, there is a joke that made me laugh, even though it's not brought like a joke. Okay. Well, I did it, it doesn't spoil anything at all. At one point, there is a young girl who comes back from high school.
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
She's not supposed to come back at this time. And the adult said to him, but you weren't supposed to be in high school, it's 3pm. And he said, yes, but we had a simulation day. School shooting. School shooting, simulation, and today the shooter committed suicide, so we finished earlier. And it made me laugh a lot, but really, the person I was looking at was like, no, but it's not funny.
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
And so it's not your big vans. It's sold like a van. But it's a bit of vans like that. The main box is heavy. The main box is very, very heavy.
FloodCast
S10E01 - Trois Cafards Gourmands
But did you see how he laughed at the animator? But he knows the gasp. The gasp.
FloodCast
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Yes, at France Inter, always, every Monday. Ah, it's every Monday, you didn't know you had a recurrence. Every Monday, and a new show. A new show, that's what I was saying earlier. On the road from October 24th, so the 24th, 25th, 26th in Lyon, 8th and 9th in Marseille. So there are 18 dates, 15 or 18 dates of road trips between the end of October and mid-December. There's Nantes and Lille as well.
FloodCast
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There's Nantes, there's Lille, there's Le Mans, Brussels. And then it will be in January, for those who are listening to us who are in Paris, I will play in January in Paris. I can't say where yet, but it will be every Wednesday. Too good ! You will come back, talk to us about it. But take your places for the recording, because it's great to go see some stand-up recording.
FloodCast
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But it's really a special step, even as an audience, compared to seeing the construction show. And then we talk at the end, you tell me what's funny, what's improved. Ah, you do that ? Yeah, well, it depends. But no, no, but when there are particularly cool rooms, you see, you discuss and everything.
FloodCast
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And after Paris, after the tour, after Paris, after the tour, and there it goes until about my 43 years old.
FloodCast
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We look like people who slide on verglas for a long time.
FloodCast
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What a big shit. After, I went to Portugal. After, I went to Biarritz. And then I went to Corsica.
FloodCast
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I have a lot of money. It's getting embarrassing. Give us, give us, give us. Do you want to go to Brazil? After the episode?
FloodCast
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Yeah, not quite well received. No, no, but Demeur in the air, an album of Bashing.
FloodCast
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It shocked me the last time. From one end to the other, you don't walk that much.
FloodCast
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At the airport. I didn't think about it. Baggage cabin blocked, stupidly.