Morgane Cadignan
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Disney, have you ever been to Disney? Yeah, last November. Ah, so recently. Yeah, with a fast pass.
Disney, have you ever been to Disney? Yeah, last November. Ah, so recently. Yeah, with a fast pass.
Because I remember. Yeah, it was... No, it was okay. You liked it? You were rather happy? Yeah, I liked it. We did it, but really like machines. That is to say that we did 9 hours. We arrived at 9 o'clock in the morning. At 15 o'clock, we had finished everything.
Because I remember. Yeah, it was... No, it was okay. You liked it? You were rather happy? Yeah, I liked it. We did it, but really like machines. That is to say that we did 9 hours. We arrived at 9 o'clock in the morning. At 15 o'clock, we had finished everything.
You've done all the attractions, no? Well, not the baby stuff. After me, the thing is that I'm not used to it.
You've done all the attractions, no? Well, not the baby stuff. After me, the thing is that I'm not used to it.
I've done the baby stuff. You haven't done the Embo thing.
I've done the baby stuff. You haven't done the Embo thing.
No, it's fine. But I'm not used to it because my mother-in-law is at Air France. You have the first weekend of December where Air France privates Disney one night for all their guests. So it's a bit crazy because from 6pm to 3am you only have the Air France staff, but who still represent a lot of people, including me because I was a child of them.
No, it's fine. But I'm not used to it because my mother-in-law is at Air France. You have the first weekend of December where Air France privates Disney one night for all their guests. So it's a bit crazy because from 6pm to 3am you only have the Air France staff, but who still represent a lot of people, including me because I was a child of them.
And I remember sessions with my brother and my sister where we did the Space Mountain five times in a row because there was no queue.
And I remember sessions with my brother and my sister where we did the Space Mountain five times in a row because there was no queue.
For 6-7 years it was like that, and when I did it again in normal with the people who are not in aviation, last November I was very afraid of the queue and that's why we took a pass right away. Space Mountain is called Hyper Space Mountain. It's Star Wars now. Very little effort. I think it's the same thing.
For 6-7 years it was like that, and when I did it again in normal with the people who are not in aviation, last November I was very afraid of the queue and that's why we took a pass right away. Space Mountain is called Hyper Space Mountain. It's Star Wars now. Very little effort. I think it's the same thing.
It's boring in the minstrel train.
It's boring in the minstrel train.
You haven't done the Tower of Terror? No.
You haven't done the Tower of Terror? No.
So, it's still the game I played. No, in brackets, everyone doesn't care, Jérôme. You've already been to Disney, okay.
So, it's still the game I played. No, in brackets, everyone doesn't care, Jérôme. You've already been to Disney, okay.
I'm going to be invited this time. We have the right to have a Vagence. Why not? It's like the holidays.
I'm going to be invited this time. We have the right to have a Vagence. Why not? It's like the holidays.
It's because of Axel Malivernet. And we're going to fix that. So where are we? We're back. What did you say?
It's because of Axel Malivernet. And we're going to fix that. So where are we? We're back. What did you say?
And even being in socks on the plane, do you think the liquid in the toilets is water? People are very comfortable on the plane. Yes, but I don't understand the... Because even the toilet cabin is small.
And even being in socks on the plane, do you think the liquid in the toilets is water? People are very comfortable on the plane. Yes, but I don't understand the... Because even the toilet cabin is small.
There we go, now we're talking. Sorry, but it's another lemonade. You're right, we agree that Montgolfier... There you have the exclusivity. Me, kissing in a balloon. It's something I've never done. You see the balloon up there?
There we go, now we're talking. Sorry, but it's another lemonade. You're right, we agree that Montgolfier... There you have the exclusivity. Me, kissing in a balloon. It's something I've never done. You see the balloon up there?
It's not clear. It's not clear. It's not clear. It's not clear. It's not clear. It's not clear. It's not clear. It's not clear. It's not clear.
It's not clear. It's not clear. It's not clear. It's not clear. It's not clear. It's not clear. It's not clear. It's not clear. It's not clear.
Hélas ! 1000 fois hélas, je le lis. Aux grandes dames de la réaction !
Hélas ! 1000 fois hélas, je le lis. Aux grandes dames de la réaction !
Eh ben, pas de cuneo... Et attention !
Eh ben, pas de cuneo... Et attention !
Excuse me, you're going to remove this slipper immediately.
Excuse me, you're going to remove this slipper immediately.
The hours of choice between lead pens, white pepper, cartridges, strawberry pens that smelled like shit, with glitter and everything. The composition of the case was very important.
The hours of choice between lead pens, white pepper, cartridges, strawberry pens that smelled like shit, with glitter and everything. The composition of the case was very important.
I can't wait to be in 3 Floodgates.
I can't wait to be in 3 Floodgates.
Why did you have free school supplies? Because I was poor, Morgane. Ah, wow. I lifted a... I was... built.
Why did you have free school supplies? Because I was poor, Morgane. Ah, wow. I lifted a... I was... built.
Yeah, you were well rebuilt. Terrible, terrible. You were rebuilt. You were rebuilt in hard work, that's fine. No, that's...
Yeah, you were well rebuilt. Terrible, terrible. You were rebuilt. You were rebuilt in hard work, that's fine. No, that's...
He has a carpet in rags, he has plaids in rags. He's overflowing with dicks. It's Troussman. But yeah, the choice of the agenda, incredible.
He has a carpet in rags, he has plaids in rags. He's overflowing with dicks. It's Troussman. But yeah, the choice of the agenda, incredible.
Mais écoute, ça fait qu'un an que je suis à l'agenda iPhone.
Mais écoute, ça fait qu'un an que je suis à l'agenda iPhone.
I'm so happy to be here, but earlier I was thinking... She's drunk. She's drunk, Morton. Is it too much for the listeners? No, not at all. Don't hesitate to tell me in DM if you're afraid of it. Morgan, stop it, people love you. Morgan, not directly to us.
I'm so happy to be here, but earlier I was thinking... She's drunk. She's drunk, Morton. Is it too much for the listeners? No, not at all. Don't hesitate to tell me in DM if you're afraid of it. Morgan, stop it, people love you. Morgan, not directly to us.
Les gommes. Pas les gommes. C'est pas les fournisseurs, t'as dit ? C'est Adri. Pour un peu planter ses petits couteaux. Les gosses, t'inquiète qu'ils auront... C'est pas de la fournite, t'as dit ?
Les gommes. Pas les gommes. C'est pas les fournisseurs, t'as dit ? C'est Adri. Pour un peu planter ses petits couteaux. Les gosses, t'inquiète qu'ils auront... C'est pas de la fournite, t'as dit ?
Qu'est-ce qu'on a besoin pour une carte de transport ? Un portefeuille. Pas les portefeuilles. Les sacs. Les porte-cartes.
Qu'est-ce qu'on a besoin pour une carte de transport ? Un portefeuille. Pas les portefeuilles. Les sacs. Les porte-cartes.
Wallet. C'est un service offert par une grosse machine.
Wallet. C'est un service offert par une grosse machine.
So, no. The SNCF, it's just a big machine. It's a big machine.
So, no. The SNCF, it's just a big machine. It's a big machine.
Yeah. But a big machine, you... No, no, no. It's literal.
Yeah. But a big machine, you... No, no, no. It's literal.
That you can find, effectively, in a station.
That you can find, effectively, in a station.
Of course. With more and more rules. When I was little, we could smile. No glasses, no knife, no hat. Not the fantasy hat. No, but it's possible.
Of course. With more and more rules. When I was little, we could smile. No glasses, no knife, no hat. Not the fantasy hat. No, but it's possible.
I made it as a photographer. Oh yeah? Well it's easier to get your identity photos done at the photographer's.
I made it as a photographer. Oh yeah? Well it's easier to get your identity photos done at the photographer's.
But at which photographer? No, but at a course, you asshole. A background, a cosmos.
But at which photographer? No, but at a course, you asshole. A background, a cosmos.
On a surfboard. It's the photographers who take the official pictures of babies for Christiane. It's true. No, but in the little Kodak stuff, it's a little bad.
On a surfboard. It's the photographers who take the official pictures of babies for Christiane. It's true. No, but in the little Kodak stuff, it's a little bad.
Yes, but like that, he tells you, you smile too much. You have the right picture all of a sudden.
Yes, but like that, he tells you, you smile too much. You have the right picture all of a sudden.
For me, it's a bit caffard. Guys, I love summer. It's not worse than January's fall, which makes me really want to die. I'm happy to see my friends again, I haven't seen them in the summer. But when there's a nice Indian summer, it's cool. But this year, I think it's a bit crazy. It's funny. I was well on vacation, I was well in August.
For me, it's a bit caffard. Guys, I love summer. It's not worse than January's fall, which makes me really want to die. I'm happy to see my friends again, I haven't seen them in the summer. But when there's a nice Indian summer, it's cool. But this year, I think it's a bit crazy. It's funny. I was well on vacation, I was well in August.
Yeah. Because I don't like that. The little hobo who's going to bring us until December, he's... Yeah, he's already very cold, by the way.
Yeah. Because I don't like that. The little hobo who's going to bring us until December, he's... Yeah, he's already very cold, by the way.
Yeah, and you don't join people for dinner at 8.30pm. You feel like it's already evening. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's really the thing I join you for. It's the night that falls early.
Yeah, and you don't join people for dinner at 8.30pm. You feel like it's already evening. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's really the thing I join you for. It's the night that falls early.
But I don't like the in-between. After, you see, that said, when it's really boring at 5.30 p.m., at least it's honest. No, but you see, we're in the winter, it's hot chocolate, it's champagne, it's the plaid. It's a thing. No, but you see, it's a cockroach who says his name. And I do my part in it when it's really winter. I'm with you on that.
But I don't like the in-between. After, you see, that said, when it's really boring at 5.30 p.m., at least it's honest. No, but you see, we're in the winter, it's hot chocolate, it's champagne, it's the plaid. It's a thing. No, but you see, it's a cockroach who says his name. And I do my part in it when it's really winter. I'm with you on that.
C'est vraiment... C'est un peu cafard aussi, moi, cette année-là.
C'est vraiment... C'est un peu cafard aussi, moi, cette année-là.
J'aurais dû bouger, j'aurais dû... » Septembre, tu retrouves un peu tous tes potes à qui tu racontes ton été. Du coup, moi, ça me remet dedans.
J'aurais dû bouger, j'aurais dû... » Septembre, tu retrouves un peu tous tes potes à qui tu racontes ton été. Du coup, moi, ça me remet dedans.
That's why you're making that face Because that's what we literally did at the beginning We screwed him up for the show It's funny, I feel like I'm totally the opposite of you Maybe you were just happy No, I'm telling you I'm going to tell you the things No, no, I'm going to tell you No, no, I'm going to tell you I'm going to tell you I had my eyes closed, I don't know who said what Close your eyes No
That's why you're making that face Because that's what we literally did at the beginning We screwed him up for the show It's funny, I feel like I'm totally the opposite of you Maybe you were just happy No, I'm telling you I'm going to tell you the things No, no, I'm going to tell you No, no, I'm going to tell you I'm going to tell you I had my eyes closed, I don't know who said what Close your eyes No
So someone has to imitate Jérôme. It's Jonathan Cohen. It's also Jérôme. Jérôme, he says a lot of guys.
So someone has to imitate Jérôme. It's Jonathan Cohen. It's also Jérôme. Jérôme, he says a lot of guys.
Et t'aurais pas rien branlé deux semaines de plus ?
Et t'aurais pas rien branlé deux semaines de plus ?
Ouais, mais autant pousser jusqu'au 1er octobre dans ce cas-là. Non, mais...
Ouais, mais autant pousser jusqu'au 1er octobre dans ce cas-là. Non, mais...
It's not the most famous people who listen the most.
It's not the most famous people who listen the most.
And that was... So you can drink, you can't eat?
And that was... So you can drink, you can't eat?
Did you see her? Is it the girl who took a wind by... And so he took a toll on social media and so he offered him after gifts.
Did you see her? Is it the girl who took a wind by... And so he took a toll on social media and so he offered him after gifts.
It's a bit, it joins a bit the thing. No, but what touched people is that the girl is too mimes.
It's a bit, it joins a bit the thing. No, but what touched people is that the girl is too mimes.
I was with Adrien, no big surprise.
I was with Adrien, no big surprise.
Adrien and I look up at the sky, we don't see each other but... He gave two of his medals.
Adrien and I look up at the sky, we don't see each other but... He gave two of his medals.
No, I think it's precisely him.
No, I think it's precisely him.
His teams might be more applicable.
His teams might be more applicable.
Continue swimming, because that's what she said. No, but it's crazy that it takes such proportions.
Continue swimming, because that's what she said. No, but it's crazy that it takes such proportions.
Yeah, but you don't have to manage crises that are not crises. No, but it's fine. It's a mini-crisis. No, but it's...
Yeah, but you don't have to manage crises that are not crises. No, but it's fine. It's a mini-crisis. No, but it's...
After, not everyone is like that. In any case, I would really like to thank all the people that I meet. You know, every time I'm on the terrace and everything, there are too many people who pretend not to recognize me so that I can eat. And they're cool. And I think that's hyper class. Thank you. Thank you to you. Every day. De vraiment jouer si bien le côté je suis personne.
After, not everyone is like that. In any case, I would really like to thank all the people that I meet. You know, every time I'm on the terrace and everything, there are too many people who pretend not to recognize me so that I can eat. And they're cool. And I think that's hyper class. Thank you. Thank you to you. Every day. De vraiment jouer si bien le côté je suis personne.
Moi, c'était au tout début, quand je commençais à faire les chroniques sur France Inter. La quotidienne, elle s'appelait Morgane ne vous aime pas. Oui. Et c'était un peu le gimmick de dire je vous aime pas en début de chaque papier. Et il y avait un mec, je courais à Montmartre en footing. And another joker who met me said, I don't like you. Except that I had started two days ago.
Moi, c'était au tout début, quand je commençais à faire les chroniques sur France Inter. La quotidienne, elle s'appelait Morgane ne vous aime pas. Oui. Et c'était un peu le gimmick de dire je vous aime pas en début de chaque papier. Et il y avait un mec, je courais à Montmartre en footing. And another joker who met me said, I don't like you. Except that I had started two days ago.
And I was like, shut up! And I don't know, we were both... And I understood, but one and a half second too late, that it was a ref at La Chronique. But I thought it was really a guy who... I started running after him.
And I was like, shut up! And I don't know, we were both... And I understood, but one and a half second too late, that it was a ref at La Chronique. But I thought it was really a guy who... I started running after him.
And after, yeah, I... It's very funny.
And after, yeah, I... It's very funny.
But since he doesn't know my birthday date back, I... Ah, I know it.
But since he doesn't know my birthday date back, I... Ah, I know it.
C'est qui les deux biatches ? C'est qui les deux biatches ?
C'est qui les deux biatches ? C'est qui les deux biatches ?
C'est toi qui avait lancé le move ?
C'est toi qui avait lancé le move ?
It's the 2! He got the 2! Bam! And the amber. And the amber.
It's the 2! He got the 2! Bam! And the amber. And the amber.
I'm the one who learns to say it in Bad Teacher. I watched swimming and I watched surfing. Oh, surfing. Because I'm a dancer. The picture there. Yeah, the picture, the whale there.
I'm the one who learns to say it in Bad Teacher. I watched swimming and I watched surfing. Oh, surfing. Because I'm a dancer. The picture there. Yeah, the picture, the whale there.
No, swimming, surfing and everything. And I didn't watch it, but it motivated me to go do sports. I try to put myself in an athlete's mentality. I drank a lot of juice. Every morning, a ginger juice, joker, jaffa den. I think it's a link, but I never went to the pool. Last week, two weeks ago, I warmed up, I was going to do my little snowboard in the morning.
No, swimming, surfing and everything. And I didn't watch it, but it motivated me to go do sports. I try to put myself in an athlete's mentality. I drank a lot of juice. Every morning, a ginger juice, joker, jaffa den. I think it's a link, but I never went to the pool. Last week, two weeks ago, I warmed up, I was going to do my little snowboard in the morning.
Every morning, and I know it has a Jio side, because now it's back.
Every morning, and I know it has a Jio side, because now it's back.
It depends on the time. No, you have to go out of office hours.
It depends on the time. No, you have to go out of office hours.
And me, compared to high school, I go when my third year is over. I leave them when they're in school. Of course, of course. I'm going to dive.
And me, compared to high school, I go when my third year is over. I leave them when they're in school. Of course, of course. I'm going to dive.
And there are crazy gaps, I think.
And there are crazy gaps, I think.
One year, sorry. One year, sorry. One year, sorry.
One year, sorry. One year, sorry. One year, sorry.
You did your diva, that's what we said to each other. It's true, we have to talk about it.
You did your diva, that's what we said to each other. It's true, we have to talk about it.
Non, non, non, c'est pas ça, c'est que c'est une semaine où je n'étais pas là, donc je me suis dit que c'était ok de ne pas déplacer la Corse pour venir dans ta... Ça se tient. Apparemment. T'étais en Corse ? Ouais, j'étais en Corse.
Non, non, non, c'est pas ça, c'est que c'est une semaine où je n'étais pas là, donc je me suis dit que c'était ok de ne pas déplacer la Corse pour venir dans ta... Ça se tient. Apparemment. T'étais en Corse ? Ouais, j'étais en Corse.
Une médaille ? Bah non. Non. Une médaille ? Elle a pas compris la fille. Attends, un bâtiment ? Tu peux rien en faire.
Une médaille ? Bah non. Non. Une médaille ? Elle a pas compris la fille. Attends, un bâtiment ? Tu peux rien en faire.
C'est hyper large. C'est un Smartbox. Tu vas aller dormir en yurte dans l'heure éloire. Sur la route des vins. Loger chez l'habitant.
C'est hyper large. C'est un Smartbox. Tu vas aller dormir en yurte dans l'heure éloire. Sur la route des vins. Loger chez l'habitant.
Smartbox anniversary. It's that or a circuit in Manicourt.
Smartbox anniversary. It's that or a circuit in Manicourt.
Non, non, non, vraiment repos. Repos pur ? What ? In fact, we didn't have a game where we pretended to be a cult and you were going to baptize me with a crick. Ah yes, okay.
Non, non, non, vraiment repos. Repos pur ? What ? In fact, we didn't have a game where we pretended to be a cult and you were going to baptize me with a crick. Ah yes, okay.
Well, all of them, because when you try to practice a sport and you see how hard it is, I think it's crazy. All the waves that they manage to take and everything, there is no... Coli, he was crazy. It's horrible. He was crazy. The surf. Yeah, it's horrible. No, but it's so... It's really hard.
Well, all of them, because when you try to practice a sport and you see how hard it is, I think it's crazy. All the waves that they manage to take and everything, there is no... Coli, he was crazy. It's horrible. He was crazy. The surf. Yeah, it's horrible. No, but it's so... It's really hard.
It's really hard and I was doing it this summer in Portugal while I was watching the events and everything. And in fact, I'm a little fascinated by it. It's really one of those things where when you see people do it, when you're out of the water, you say to yourself, it's easy, it slips, you see pretty much everything. And it's not, you get there a little bit, you don't get there at all.
It's really hard and I was doing it this summer in Portugal while I was watching the events and everything. And in fact, I'm a little fascinated by it. It's really one of those things where when you see people do it, when you're out of the water, you say to yourself, it's easy, it slips, you see pretty much everything. And it's not, you get there a little bit, you don't get there at all.
And it's unbearable. And for me, it's been six years and it's rarely good.
And it's unbearable. And for me, it's been six years and it's rarely good.
And in fact, as they are all super strong, you don't see how much it makes a difference compared to a normal human being. And surfing, you just have to swim once in the waves to see what it's like. But no, but because you see... Or to see Brise de Nice.
And in fact, as they are all super strong, you don't see how much it makes a difference compared to a normal human being. And surfing, you just have to swim once in the waves to see what it's like. But no, but because you see... Or to see Brise de Nice.
No, but me, before, when I was told a wave of one meter, well, one meter, it's okay, you see, it's not even the size of a... You can do a face mountain at one meter, that's for sure. And in fact, you know, I was like, well, one meter, I surfed it and all, and I go with a teacher, you know, who tells me, well, come on, we're going to go to the line-up, I'm going to make you do one meter.
No, but me, before, when I was told a wave of one meter, well, one meter, it's okay, you see, it's not even the size of a... You can do a face mountain at one meter, that's for sure. And in fact, you know, I was like, well, one meter, I surfed it and all, and I go with a teacher, you know, who tells me, well, come on, we're going to go to the line-up, I'm going to make you do one meter.
It's a building in front of Watt. No, but one meter of water, whereas a human... And suddenly, when you're told that in Tahiti, they do four, five, well, it's a crazy thing.
It's a building in front of Watt. No, but one meter of water, whereas a human... And suddenly, when you're told that in Tahiti, they do four, five, well, it's a crazy thing.
Yeah. And so I had necklaces of flowers and stuff, but we didn't expect there to be completely noses. There was a wedding with the grooms and the wedding planner. You couldn't move because the grooms were going to arrive by boat, so you were going to be very well dressed for the wedding. And four assholes were going to baptize me with a crick.
Yeah. And so I had necklaces of flowers and stuff, but we didn't expect there to be completely noses. There was a wedding with the grooms and the wedding planner. You couldn't move because the grooms were going to arrive by boat, so you were going to be very well dressed for the wedding. And four assholes were going to baptize me with a crick.
But like the Australian woman who became the Internet's laughingstock after her breakdance pre-stay. The pre-stay was catastrophic, but we really shouldn't have done a meme that lasts three years.
But like the Australian woman who became the Internet's laughingstock after her breakdance pre-stay. The pre-stay was catastrophic, but we really shouldn't have done a meme that lasts three years.
It looks like I just caught you in bed with a map and I told you who it was.
It looks like I just caught you in bed with a map and I told you who it was.
But you don't hit on people in general. Yes, that's it. Please.
But you don't hit on people in general. Yes, that's it. Please.
So that's why I wasn't in your holiday house.
So that's why I wasn't in your holiday house.
Something that has already happened?
Something that has already happened?
Tell him, if he comes looking for you, we'll be there. He drew the genital parts of the fridge.
Tell him, if he comes looking for you, we'll be there. He drew the genital parts of the fridge.
You know it, you know it, Adrien. I helped the writing of a film that won an Oscar. I can't say. I'll tell you. I'll tell you. What you could do is...
You know it, you know it, Adrien. I helped the writing of a film that won an Oscar. I can't say. I'll tell you. I'll tell you. What you could do is...
Yeah, it's really... But not kinder. No, yes, kinder.
Yeah, it's really... But not kinder. No, yes, kinder.
Not a guy from the tech. It's a pastor, a super priest. Not a super priest, not a pastor. No, but the things in the megachurch.
Not a guy from the tech. It's a pastor, a super priest. Not a super priest, not a pastor. No, but the things in the megachurch.
Est-ce qu'il a une anomalie physique ?
Est-ce qu'il a une anomalie physique ?
Hey, are you Michel Barnier or what? Do sports, rest? Not do sports, not rest, not exercise. It's a bit funny.
Hey, are you Michel Barnier or what? Do sports, rest? Not do sports, not rest, not exercise. It's a bit funny.
It has something to do with the toilets. Go to the toilet because people can't poop on their workplace.
It has something to do with the toilets. Go to the toilet because people can't poop on their workplace.
Before the show, she said, I couldn't go to the sport, so I bought myself a fruit juice.
Before the show, she said, I couldn't go to the sport, so I bought myself a fruit juice.
Yes, it's a juice. It's a juice at the hotel.
Yes, it's a juice. It's a juice at the hotel.
In addition, the music is so beautiful. It's great. Yes, but precisely, you have to demystify.
In addition, the music is so beautiful. It's great. Yes, but precisely, you have to demystify.
I'm one like poo. I'm going to leave. No, no, you're good.
I'm one like poo. I'm going to leave. No, no, you're good.
I want to tell you, it's not for others that you can do them. I imagine Jérôme. Because he shits in front of me. Literally. It's to desacralize the thing.
I want to tell you, it's not for others that you can do them. I imagine Jérôme. Because he shits in front of me. Literally. It's to desacralize the thing.
Margot Rochie. Camille Crotin.
Margot Rochie. Camille Crotin.
Johnny Depp. I'm going to say Depp. I'm going to say Depp.
Johnny Depp. I'm going to say Depp. I'm going to say Depp.
No, but yes, Morgan. I want you to say it in French. I shit on all the walls of Radio France. Do you laugh or what?
No, but yes, Morgan. I want you to say it in French. I shit on all the walls of Radio France. Do you laugh or what?
They all had nothing but her.
They all had nothing but her.
I work from home, so yes, I'm at work. Yes, that's it. You're chronic, you don't want to be at home.
I work from home, so yes, I'm at work. Yes, that's it. You're chronic, you don't want to be at home.
I go one hour on a Monday morning, I think I can hold myself back.
I go one hour on a Monday morning, I think I can hold myself back.
Yeah, but I wasn't in the spotlight by saying it's a stadium. You had the word stadium. Which was in the title.
Yeah, but I wasn't in the spotlight by saying it's a stadium. You had the word stadium. Which was in the title.
We don't have that problem with girls because we pee sitting too. So the fact of being sitting doesn't mean you're pooping. Ah, yes. Don't betray, sorry.
We don't have that problem with girls because we pee sitting too. So the fact of being sitting doesn't mean you're pooping. Ah, yes. Don't betray, sorry.
Yeah, that too. No, we pee like that too. You don't know anything about women. I'm shocking. That's how we pee. We always pee in a lamp. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the big book. It's the big book. Marguerite Duras. We always pee in a lamp.
Yeah, that too. No, we pee like that too. You don't know anything about women. I'm shocking. That's how we pee. We always pee in a lamp. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the big book. It's the big book. Marguerite Duras. We always pee in a lamp.
Moi, j'ai un film et un compte Instagram. Vas-y, je t'en prie. Le film, c'est un... Le film, je sais pas si c'est le dernier, de Zach Braff. Le rôle de... Qui s'appelle A Good Person. Ah oui, non. Avec Morgan Freeman et Florence. Alors, je sais que j'aime encore... Piu, yeah. And Pug, Piu.
Moi, j'ai un film et un compte Instagram. Vas-y, je t'en prie. Le film, c'est un... Le film, je sais pas si c'est le dernier, de Zach Braff. Le rôle de... Qui s'appelle A Good Person. Ah oui, non. Avec Morgan Freeman et Florence. Alors, je sais que j'aime encore... Piu, yeah. And Pug, Piu.
So, if you're a little sensitive, if you're a little like me, crying in front of the fiction, you're going to drown. It destroyed me. It's great, but it's about a girl who's engaged to the guy of her life, and there's a car accident. After, she finds herself having to make meetings of toxicoman, alcoholic, etc., anonymous, with one of the people close to the victims, who is Morgan Freeman. It's...
So, if you're a little sensitive, if you're a little like me, crying in front of the fiction, you're going to drown. It destroyed me. It's great, but it's about a girl who's engaged to the guy of her life, and there's a car accident. After, she finds herself having to make meetings of toxicoman, alcoholic, etc., anonymous, with one of the people close to the victims, who is Morgan Freeman. It's...
hyper beau et bien et pas attendu sur plein de trucs et dur et j'ai été foutue en sortant de là. A good person. Et c'est sur le canal. Ouais, c'est sur my canal et un compte Instagram, écoutez le mien. I reiterate my call. If I don't lose this year, I'll stop. There's no problem. Really, add me, please. I can't take it anymore. And you can send a lot of DMs on Skadi Adrien during the whole show.
hyper beau et bien et pas attendu sur plein de trucs et dur et j'ai été foutue en sortant de là. A good person. Et c'est sur le canal. Ouais, c'est sur my canal et un compte Instagram, écoutez le mien. I reiterate my call. If I don't lose this year, I'll stop. There's no problem. Really, add me, please. I can't take it anymore. And you can send a lot of DMs on Skadi Adrien during the whole show.
It's essentially a bit of a chronicle and photos of people around me at this table. So you're going to enjoy it.
It's essentially a bit of a chronicle and photos of people around me at this table. So you're going to enjoy it.
No, not at all. It's a bit funny. It made me laugh, but because I think I have a dark humor and I'm quite cynical. So in fact, there are... No, but they are played as such. For example, there is a joke that made me laugh, even though it's not brought like a joke. Okay. Well, I did it, it doesn't spoil anything at all. At one point, there is a young girl who comes back from high school.
No, not at all. It's a bit funny. It made me laugh, but because I think I have a dark humor and I'm quite cynical. So in fact, there are... No, but they are played as such. For example, there is a joke that made me laugh, even though it's not brought like a joke. Okay. Well, I did it, it doesn't spoil anything at all. At one point, there is a young girl who comes back from high school.
She's not supposed to come back at this time. And the adult said to him, but you weren't supposed to be in high school, it's 3pm. And he said, yes, but we had a simulation day. School shooting. School shooting, simulation, and today the shooter committed suicide, so we finished earlier. And it made me laugh a lot, but really, the person I was looking at was like, no, but it's not funny.
She's not supposed to come back at this time. And the adult said to him, but you weren't supposed to be in high school, it's 3pm. And he said, yes, but we had a simulation day. School shooting. School shooting, simulation, and today the shooter committed suicide, so we finished earlier. And it made me laugh a lot, but really, the person I was looking at was like, no, but it's not funny.
And so it's not your big vans. It's sold like a van. But it's a bit of vans like that. The main box is heavy. The main box is very, very heavy.
And so it's not your big vans. It's sold like a van. But it's a bit of vans like that. The main box is heavy. The main box is very, very heavy.
I was going to say, the kid has become Léon Marchand.
I was going to say, the kid has become Léon Marchand.
But did you see how he laughed at the animator? But he knows the gasp. The gasp.
But did you see how he laughed at the animator? But he knows the gasp. The gasp.
Yes, at France Inter, always, every Monday. Ah, it's every Monday, you didn't know you had a recurrence. Every Monday, and a new show. A new show, that's what I was saying earlier. On the road from October 24th, so the 24th, 25th, 26th in Lyon, 8th and 9th in Marseille. So there are 18 dates, 15 or 18 dates of road trips between the end of October and mid-December. There's Nantes and Lille as well.
Yes, at France Inter, always, every Monday. Ah, it's every Monday, you didn't know you had a recurrence. Every Monday, and a new show. A new show, that's what I was saying earlier. On the road from October 24th, so the 24th, 25th, 26th in Lyon, 8th and 9th in Marseille. So there are 18 dates, 15 or 18 dates of road trips between the end of October and mid-December. There's Nantes and Lille as well.
There's Nantes, there's Lille, there's Le Mans, Brussels. And then it will be in January, for those who are listening to us who are in Paris, I will play in January in Paris. I can't say where yet, but it will be every Wednesday. Too good ! You will come back, talk to us about it. But take your places for the recording, because it's great to go see some stand-up recording.
There's Nantes, there's Lille, there's Le Mans, Brussels. And then it will be in January, for those who are listening to us who are in Paris, I will play in January in Paris. I can't say where yet, but it will be every Wednesday. Too good ! You will come back, talk to us about it. But take your places for the recording, because it's great to go see some stand-up recording.
But it's really a special step, even as an audience, compared to seeing the construction show. And then we talk at the end, you tell me what's funny, what's improved. Ah, you do that ? Yeah, well, it depends. But no, no, but when there are particularly cool rooms, you see, you discuss and everything.
But it's really a special step, even as an audience, compared to seeing the construction show. And then we talk at the end, you tell me what's funny, what's improved. Ah, you do that ? Yeah, well, it depends. But no, no, but when there are particularly cool rooms, you see, you discuss and everything.
And after Paris, after the tour, after Paris, after the tour, and there it goes until about my 43 years old.
And after Paris, after the tour, after Paris, after the tour, and there it goes until about my 43 years old.
We look like people who slide on verglas for a long time.
We look like people who slide on verglas for a long time.
What a big shit. After, I went to Portugal. After, I went to Biarritz. And then I went to Corsica.
What a big shit. After, I went to Portugal. After, I went to Biarritz. And then I went to Corsica.
I have a lot of money. It's getting embarrassing. Give us, give us, give us. Do you want to go to Brazil? After the episode?
I have a lot of money. It's getting embarrassing. Give us, give us, give us. Do you want to go to Brazil? After the episode?
You mean you'd like to buy a Demeur?
You mean you'd like to buy a Demeur?
Yeah, not quite well received. No, no, but Demeur in the air, an album of Bashing.
Yeah, not quite well received. No, no, but Demeur in the air, an album of Bashing.
It shocked me the last time. From one end to the other, you don't walk that much.
It shocked me the last time. From one end to the other, you don't walk that much.
Don't make that face. Like Japan.
Don't make that face. Like Japan.
At the airport. I didn't think about it. Baggage cabin blocked, stupidly.
At the airport. I didn't think about it. Baggage cabin blocked, stupidly.