Avec Géraldine Nakache et Vincent Dedienne. Présenté par Florent Bernard et Adrien Ménielle. On en parle de choses dans cet épisode : de la ré-trainspective de la SNCF, de recherches Google, d’une entreprise de mugs, de la pub d’Aldi, de surnoms, de reportages animaliers et de marionnettes en tout genres.Tu peux nous laisser des bonnes notes sur ta plateforme d'écoute et/ou en parler autour de toi, le bouche-à-oreille, c'est toujours chanmé ! Bises,Flo. Hébergé par Acast. Visitez acast.com/privacy pour plus d'informations.
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Il s'agit du flot de cast. Florent Bernard. Adrien Menard.
Ha ha ha !
No, but it's good to say your name, since... Alissa, go to the essential, you!
Well, take this D pass. Our first guest is an actress, actress and director in 2024. We saw her in the comedy and in the drama, from Fiasco to Nos Enfants Sans Roi, from Je ne suis pas un héros to recently Tigrienne, action film on Prime Video. It's very simple, she was acting like diving glasses when you get out of the pool. That is to say, drunk? She was on all fronts.
It's Jaladine Nakache.
Our second guest is an actor, writer and comedian. He plays the last of his show, a gala night at the Bouv du Nord until the end of the year. On December 25, he will be on the cover of Joli Joli, in which he plays and sings. He will play in Deux Pieds Extraordinaires in January, just the end of the world, and he never puts anything to arrive from Jean-Luc Lagarce.
And this year, he even animated the Maillon Faible on M6. But honestly, if you listen to us and you're a scout, put it in your pocket, because it's a real knife.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
That's great. Hello. That's great. I mean, the diving glasses are not... No, it was really chess. Yes, that's it. Okay, very good. All the chess came very quickly. It's usually the best episodes. You have to measure it, at what point shit happens. In the first minute. Ah yeah, it's very, very fast. Yes, we are too happy to receive you again.
The binom that we received, what, there are months and months now?
No, not months and months.
Oh yes, there are more than a year.
Ah really, more than a year?
You came back in the meantime. Ah really?
Ah yeah, that's why too. I came back with another binom. Who? And I was a little wrong. Who is it? In the person of? Pierre Minet.
Pierre Minet, you don't know him.
And so today, it's a very special episode. He prepared a surprise. Not a surprise, but for the first time in the history of the Floodcast, we're going to count the points.
Oh no, I didn't even play. We're not going to count the points.
There's a gift. There's something to win. A real engraver. And that's it, I'm excited. Because there's an angel. So it's not an agrafeuse without an agrafe, there are real agrafes in it, so it really works. It's just an attack against me, actually. Not at all, why? Yes, yes, well, yes. Why? Let's remind people. My agrafeuse without an agrafe, I was humiliated. Oh, of course.
We didn't humiliate you, it was your gift that was humiliating. No, no, no. You offer an agrafeuse that doesn't agrafe.
There's nothing in it. It works very well.
We only made holes.
You're not going to put back 2002.
It's false, it's false.
I received messages from people who had bought it and who told me, yeah, great, it works very well. Your mom, she's not at all... My mom died.
Ouch, ouch, ouch. Okay, okay, okay.
They always get away with it.
He's strong.
So there's a little challenge. Of course, I'm going to be wrong in the counting of points. Vincent will hate me.
It's infected, an agrafeuse.
We're not going to talk enough about that.
So we're going to count the points.
For the first question, Google has just revealed the most research done by the French in 2024. I ask you for the top 10. Macron. Sorry. There's no Macron. Pierre Palmade. There's no Pierre Palmade. Donald Trump. Not Donald Trump. In 2024, this year. There's no Donald Trump. There's Kardashian. In fact, people often ask questions. I'm going to ask you some words.
You're not pointing at me anymore, by the way. I'm pointing at you like that. Oh no, the gift has won. So wait, words, it's words? It's really words. So, holy. No.
S-I-N?
S-I-N. There's no porn. There's no porn? But it's in France. But no one Googles porn. No, no one. You go directly to your porn site. Ah, no, you Google it. It could happen. I feel like I've done the right thing with my porn site. No, but it can happen. And that I will enlarge the horizons. Yes, open the windows a little bit.
It can happen, it can happen.
But maybe it's not necessarily the most sought after. That's it. So it's not always one word, it can be a set of words, but it's not a question. Is he looking for Google, for example? No.
Ah, good question. I know people who... Is he looking for how to make money, for example?
No.
Is he looking for celebrity names? There must be a lot of celebrities. There are, I can tell you, three celebrities.
So, Marion... Marion Mbappé.
No. Yannick Mbappé. Wait.
Think of the year 2024.
I know, I know.
Léon Marchand.
Taylor Swift. Not Léon Marchand, but a very good idea.
Not Taylor Swift.
The Olympic Games. The Olympic Games in Paris 2024, I agree. It's not a word, then. No, I didn't say that. I said a set of words, too. No, no, you listen. It's not phrases, it's a set of words.
Dissolutions.
So, very good guess, but it's not in the words. No, there are no dissolutions. Israel-Palestine? No, it's not either. Ukraine?
Ukraine?
Not Ukraine either. Putin? Putin? In fact, it's more trivial, I guess. No, not really. These are things that we do in 2024. There are a lot of sporting events, for example. A big hint that I give you. What is it? No. Football? Rugby. It's the Euro. There is no Arthur Dupont. There are a lot of sporting events.
So the Euro and the GO are not enough?
There are still some. The Paralympic Games? Not the Paralympic Games.
Teddy Rayner?
Not Teddy Rayner. David Douillet? Not David Douillet. It was in 1994. The yellow feet? Not the yellow feet. We don't see them anymore, the yellow feet, by the way. We don't see them anymore. In the bakeries.
It's true. We saw them everywhere. We saw them at McDonald's.
No, at McDonald's, it's not the yellow feet, it's for Ronald McDonald. Well, the foundation, not him. You should put Mediapart. But in fact, what has replaced the yellow pieces is when we pay by card and they offer us to do a round. Yes, but it's not for the yellow pieces association.
No, but it's true, it's a bit... We're not going to do the... So wait, because we're missing three personalities, we found zero. Zero personalities. And we're missing a sporting event. So not Trump, but there's an event around Trump. American elections.
A point for Vincent Deudienne.
I got a point and then I call myself Vincent Deudienne. So a point for Vincent Deudienne. You got a pass D, it's true. You see, as soon as we count the points, it's not the same atmosphere. You're screwed. I'm forced to count the points. The gift is too dark.
She's a woman.
How? She's a woman. I've engraved my taxes in 2023.
She's pretty, she's grey. She has a history. What did you engrave with it?
Les impôts, l'année dernière. Ah, les impôts ? En recherche Google ? Pas les impôts, mais bien joué. Un truc administratif, quand même ? Ah oui, la sécu, alors, peut-être. Ah, non, pas la sécu, mais il y a un organisme français. La CAF. Pas la CAF. L'URSAF. L'AMGEN. Non. L'ONU. La SNCF.
La RATP. Un DEUG. La PEP. Ah, la PEP !
PEP ? What's PEP ? You don't remember PEP ?
No.
It was a federation of parents of students.
Ah yes.
The MATMUTE. We're going to say the acronym again. I miss the MATMUTE. The ad, of course. Thank you, Regis Laspalais. So, we're missing three personalities. We have to find the personalities. Are they international personalities ? French. It's French research. Clara Luciani. Not Clara Luciani. Wait, there's no Pierre Palmade. No, no.
There's no Pierre Ninet ?
No. There's no Pierre Menès.
There's no Pierre Menès.
No, there's no Pierre, I'm telling you. There's no Adèle Haenel. Oh, there's no Céline Dion. There's no Céline Dion. Oh, there's Anna Kamoura. There's not Anna Kamoura. But in fact, people... There's no sportsman. There's no sportsman. But it's your Google research, the French one. I didn't specify. Ah, so Kevin Smith.
Make your hair grow back. How ?
No, it's fine. We found zero on the three. Are they people from the cultural domain? Absolutely. Cyril Hanouna? Not Cyril Hanouna. The three are in the cultural domain. I tell you, there are two actors and one singer. Wow, good. One singer. Two actors and one singer. That's it. No women. No woman, you hear me? Look me in the eyes. But people don't search for women on the internet usually.
Who is it in 2024 who has cartooned in music? Not necessarily cartooned. In this case, the three stars, it's not linked to a success, but to a death. There is death. There is death. So I stop playing. I understand, I stop playing. And just for that, I give you a point.
Thank you. No, no, no.
Non, qui est décédé, qui chantait et décéda en 2024 ? Alors, les décédés, c'est les acteurs. Je vous donne vraiment beaucoup d'indices. Parce que je suis en train de te perdre. Ah bah non, j'allais dire Neil Sarestrup, mais je pense pas. Non, c'est un peu en fin d'année.
Ouais, c'est trop en fin, ouais.
Pas le temps de capitaliser. Jean-Marie Le Pen too?
Jean-Marie Le Pen? No, not yet. Alain Delon.
Alain Delon. Who else? Who else? There's one. There's one. But in fact, that's it. I think Jean-Marie Le Pen, he's waiting for 2025 to... Capitalized, you see. No, but if not, I'm not going to be in the top of Google. And Floodcast won't talk about me. Me, who am a big fan. I didn't tell you that. Who's dead? Well, yes, I know there's another one who's dead.
Who, what?
You don't have it on the end of the line.
No, no.
I think you're going to be three goats. He was old. He wasn't old. Three goats. It's going to make you a goat. That's why I said it.
It was an indication. No, no, not at all.
70?
But yes, but of course. But what, no? She doesn't agree. Of course, he says.
It doesn't come to me. Michel Blanc?
Oh, but of course! There, of course! There, of course!
There, of course! That's Google research. It's weird, but why do people type Michel Blanc? Because it's once he's dead that they type him. They want to see the infos. The infos, what happened. See what he played, the images, the photos.
I changed it yesterday, but I had it on the back of the screen.
It's a beautiful photo, I'll show it to you. A beautiful photo. How do you change the back of the screen? You can put it in the arms.
It's when you're on the lock screen.
Ah, the lock screen. I let it press. I'm sorry, I didn't do that. I didn't do the debug.
And we're back on our podcast.
So, Michel Blanc, Alain Delon... Recently, we saw that with Louis Carrel, too, who said, but I didn't do Garfield! We saw on Arleau Ciné that he had played in Garfield, so we said, ah, you played in Garfield?
He said, not at all.
With a little less entrainment, I imagine. Garfield, the cartoon, no, Garfield, Hero, despite him. Ah, yes, yes, that's it.
Wait, we're missing a living singer. Yes, a living singer.
Did he make a scene or did he make a scandal? Rather a scandal. I'll give it to you because he's not... Oh, Slimane. Not Slimane, no, Kenji Girac.
Oh, of course. He was Kenji Girac. He'll be Carabine. Exactly.
I'll give you a few of them. There's literature, there's Goncourt, there's... Where do you think you are? In which show do you think you screwed up? It's not us, it's France. In which show?
It's France, in this case. It's not us, it's not us.
It would be us, it would be something else. We could, it would be nice to be able to know. No, Mark. I was going to say our top 10, but I would say it's of no interest. So it's funny, you're looking for Google. You want to look for that, no? No, but recently, I found it surprising. So you know, there's Spotify, Vrapt, who tell you that you have more to listen to. I love these things.
I love that too. The retrospectives of the apps that tell you. Who does it most recently?
The SNCF.
Oh, the retrospective.
So she listens to us, the SNCF. There are people from the SNCF who listen to us. She's a fan.
Stop taking us for children, with the Zonemo, with the trash that says thank you. In the WeGo, that makes me crazy. We're really taking us for children. I was afraid you were going to talk about the trash that says thank you, the Park Asterix. That's what we like. You're giving me a good chance because I love all these retrospective stuff.
I did the SNCF one and there was a screen that said 100% reservation in solo. It's just a million. Nostalgie. But what does he ask as a question? He doesn't ask any questions. He just tells you that you're a shit. It's not at all the principle of the retrospective. It's not at all the principle of the retrospective. Do you remember in which place you were? A little square with two children.
He was blue or brown then, the little baby?
Did you take the cat's mouth or the cookie? No, but I mean, it's because Spotify says the song you've listened to the most, the artist... Wait, I can see if... Oh, he's going to do it live?
Yeah, I have it, I have it.
He's going to do his retrospective live. Retranspective. Of course. This year, you beat all the records.
Not at all.
They took everything on Spotify, even the animations. So that's a lot, yeah, they have a little... 3,344 km traveled by train, or 66,880 length of arms. Oh no, little jokes. 7 projects this year, not much. I remind you that you chose the most ecological means of transport.
Exactly.
He reminds us every time, I like it. All alone, in any case, I remind you. 100% alone. They say the ranking of your stuff. Are you single, Adrien?
Yes, yes.
For how long? For three years. It's true. There's an anomaly. I'm going to tell you. In addition, I find you much less misanthropic than the last time I came on this show. Yes, it's true, you're solar. Well, at the same time, you humiliated me on my... No, stop with the humiliations! It was our fault, Geraldine, we can... Yeah, you're linked against me, if I may. Adrie Solaire. It's new, it's new.
And 482 kilos of CO2... Economized. Economized. That's good. I'm not going to do all the... We're not here to throw flowers, but... That's a good argument to find a nanny. If I may, this trip in train 490km is not the most exciting retrospective of the SNCF. But even for the auditors, I want to say. You could have done your retrospective before coming.
I think I have the most beautiful retrospective in France. I've done thousands of dates on tour. Tons of CO2 saved. What can I do about it?
So what is your city, Chouchoute?
Your fetish, your fetish. My city, Chouchoute, no, I discovered Vierzon, in which I had never been. I don't know where it is because for me, Vierzon is like Vesoul.
It's a bit west of Paris.
So tell me, you're the only one who understands. It's not too far from Limoges. A bit between Limoges and Paris.
Between Limoges and Le Cap. Don't mess with me, it's too stupid.
Voilà les gens Donc voilà Non mais la France Franchement la France La France est belle S'il y a des gens de Vierzon Qui nous écoutent Envoyez un DM à Géraldine Pour lui dire où c'est Bah ouais Franchement ouais Est-ce que Vierzon Décrit par Jacques Brel Toi tu dis Jacques Brel Ravale tes dents Pas tant C'est ça que t'es en train de dire Ouais c'est ça que je suis en train
And I would still say that the centre-villes, the Jules, the Marie Blachers, the Jacqueline Rioux, really all the centre-villes look alike now. Petite Créperie. That's worth it. I said that to myself not long ago.
Ah, that's funny. There are only nicknames for you to be a little bit, you have the impression of being intimate with the shops.
Jennifer.
I've never noticed. Is it the real name of the people who invented it? That's the question I'm asking you. I wouldn't say at all. But I like it, it reminds me, it gives me common points with the rest of the French people. I like it, I say to myself, we all had the same youth. Capitalism, you mean. That's it, I love that. You have a problem with that ?
Allez, je vous donne un petit peu les autres, quand même, pour avancer. La Coupe d'Afrique des Nations, c'était l'autre. Ah, la Cannes, bien sûr. Les vacances scolaires.
Pourquoi faire ? Ah, les zones, les zones. Tous les ans, je cherche les zones. Bah, tu vois, tu fais partie. Oui, B, A, B, C, quoi, Créteil, quoi, ça veut dire quoi ? Pas de moyen mnémotechnique possible. Ça change chaque année. Ça change en enfer.
Resultats des élections législatives 2024. Bien sûr que oui.
Bien sûr que oui.
Et France Travail. Le nouveau nom de Pôle Emploi, lui-même nouveau nom de la NPE.
NPE, oui.
Et les Assyriques. C'est bon signe pour la santé du pays, ça, que ce soit un des trucs les plus recherchés sur Google.
Oui, je vois, je mets un pavé dans la main. Oui, je vois, les canards ont peur.
Mais t'es beau ciré. Otherwise, the questions that have been asked the most, I'll give them to you like this. Why dissolve the National Assembly? Of course, of course. But that, people type.
I love it.
People type.
Well, I'm going to ask. Yes, that's it. He's going to tell me since you don't have the answer, Didier.
But finally, they are in advance because now with the IA, it becomes pertinent to ask questions. Yes, that's right. So, they will be in advance. You ask the question out loud. No, I think it's really old people who ask questions out loud. Very good, very good. My director, it makes me think, I was listening to him say, when did artificial intelligence sedate me recently?
And my sound director, Johan, whom I love, asked ChatGPT, I don't know him, but you, in my opinion, you have to touch your balls. But he said, hey, if I created a sort of, how do you call it, software or I don't know what, which would make me sell mugs, that is to say... There's nothing in there, right? Well, he said to HGBT, make me a platform for marketing mugs. Ah yes, he made a website.
And he's selling mugs all over the world. But to who?
Why?
He doesn't earn a lot of money. Is he a mythomaniac too?
No, he showed me.
In fact, for now, he's sold one mug. Ah, not bad already. A submarine-dived mug.
But the site exists, it's been put in place and that's it.
You can type in Magellan. Yes, but he just asked the question to ChatGPT.
I think he's a little crazy about the thing. You think?
It's not possible. We have a ChatGPT expert. In the ChatGPT, he's not going to see mug suppliers and he's going to print them and everything. So there's still a big... Well, yes, he found it. He made the site. He created the site. But after that, he does everything else. Who ? He didn't do anything. No, but it's impossible. Yohan, we want to call him.
We want to call him. We're going to humiliate him. I'm going to cook him. No, no, you're a debunker.
He's going to go through a dirty quarter with this guy. I really want to know.
Because since we're a bit old, we can say that and we can believe people. Ah yes, that can be scary. There's that too. So maybe Johan... I got rolled in the flour. Not really. You're an escalope, my friend.
Wait, did he tell you afterwards, if you want to invest in my... No. No, no. Look, if we put your head on the mug, not bad. And at Bouffe du Nord, we make a little treat.
And hop, it burns.
Like a little bread. It comes back every year. Why did we invent the tronçonneuse ? It's true. This question is a bit corny. The tronçonneuse was invented at the beginning. To cut the ducks or something like that ? No, it's for the caesarean. No, but at the very beginning.
Are you kidding ?
No, no, it's true. Then they said, ah, maybe the wood too. But at the base... But it's Johan who told you that too. Yeah, yeah, that's it. Nonsense. At the very base. At the very base, it's the Caesarean. For me, it's also false. Yeah, I understand.
No, frankly.
I'm trying to debunk it live. Debunk it live. Why Mbappé wears a mask? Ah yes, of course.
By the way, it was crazy, this image, I find, to see a football player with a mask. I didn't even know we had the right.
I thought he just stopped playing, and in fact, not at all. Why is France qualified for the Eurovision?
I didn't even know the answer.
In any case, there are high-level concerns. Ah, yes, I learned that. It's true that we are systematically qualified. Because it's something... We won, we won, we won. It's a very old thing. It's not France who invented the Eurovision.
Everyone has shitty answers to that. We're all approximative. I think that at the beginning, France said the Francevision. There's a thing. Ah, whatever. I don't know why.
But look, we're going to ask him. We have nothing at all. Why are we systematically qualified? Wait, and on Google, if we start typing, why? Because we are part of the Big Five, in other words, the co-founders and financiers of the contest.
With who?
With, well, yeah, seriously. I typed why on Google and it says, why Monaco PSG Wednesday? Why? Why I got married?
That's exceptional.
It's a movie.
It's a movie, okay.
And why the Pope is going to Corsica? Okay. And not Jennifer. Because Jennifer wasn't invited, even though there's the Pope. And that, I don't give a fuck. It's true, she wasn't invited?
That annoys me. They couldn't have invited both of them?
It's probably because she said it's her or me. Oh, you think? He's throwing ghosts. Jennifer hasn't been invited?
I love her so much. And it's Corsica.
It's really Corsica.
Jennifer Bartoli. Yes, of course.
So, it's debunked? Let's say it's a rumor. No, if it's true, you don't believe it. No, no, no. There's a debate, basically, on the origin of the tronçonneuse.
And so it's a diva because we were doing the Caesarean.
Possibly Caesarean, but it's not... Not 100%. I want to believe it. In any case, the women who tested themselves at the origin are no longer there for us. They told us about it. They're too many women, then.
Oh !
Didier Barboni, come on. I'm very well alone.
I'm very well alone.
Why do you use the internet the most in your daily life? Why do you use the internet the most in your daily life?
Why do you use the internet the most in your daily life?
Why do you use the internet the most in your daily life? Why do you use the internet the most in your daily life? Why do you use the internet the most in your daily life?
Why do you use the internet the most in your daily life? Why do you use the internet the most in your daily life? Why do you use the internet the most in your daily life? Why do you use the internet the most in your daily life? Why do you use the internet the most in your daily life?
I understand.
You live on the 5th floor, it's convenient.
It must be the age of the stars. Really? Wait, but at what age, Valérie Mérès?
And you look.
Ah, well, you see?
What do you say? I haven't done it a hundred times, but I've done it a dozen times, you're good. It's the Kardashians before and after.
Ah, before what? After the surgery?
Before, after, but even after a legging or something, because they only have things that make them other people every time. They put on pants, it's other people. It hurts me when I look at that. No, I love it.
Ah, you love it? I love it, I say to myself, well, why not? And then? And then why not?
And then why not?
And this is your main use of the internet. It's not good to be invented like that. Maybe there are IA's who only do that. And do you Google sometimes? Yes, it happened to me.
To check? Because I was told a lot, I was told a lot, I love what you do for Lebanon. And I said to myself, but what do I do for Lebanon? And in fact, I was Lebanese for years on Wikipedia. We talked a lot, we spoke in Arabic, we said to me, machin. And so I smiled stupidly and I said, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And in fact, I understood the mistake.
So you check regularly that there are no other mistakes?
No, I stopped with that, but sometimes I look. Géraldine Nakache, the children are king. Oh, a chiasse. Well, Géraldine Nakache, I'm not a hero. Oh, another chiasse.
Géraldine Nakache.
You're hurting yourself.
Lebanese. I'm Lebanese.
People are happy that I'm Lebanese. No, the respective Wikipedias are very supplied. There is a lot of information. I'm on it, I'm walking around. There are a lot of things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For a while, I was told that I was always in a relationship with improbable people. For a while, I was in a relationship with Michael Gregorio.
Really? But why? I don't know. Was there a picture of you two somewhere? I don't think so.
No, I don't think so. People... You liked the idea.
That's for sure.
You might have said, I like people who play the guitar with their mouths, and then... He does that? Don't go too far, Adrien.
Ah yes, with the mouth, he mimics.
He plays the guitar with his mouth. Sorry, I thought he played the guitar with his mouth. No, no, it has nothing to do with it. Sorry, excuse me. After Fogiel and after Yann Barthez. Okay. So they invent stuff. You, there was something that I saw on the internet that you wanted to debunk.
You're not the voice of Aldi. You're not the voice of ?
Aldi. The more I say that I'm not the voice of Aldi.
It really looks like him. I know. But I have the impression that they made sure that... It's a thing that's done.
I can't complain.
I'm back.
Renseigner.
Parce que ça me nuit énormément.
Parce que tout le métier pense que je fais la pub Aldi. En plus, je suis de mauvaise foi parce que je ne l'assume pas.
Mais est-ce que tu penses qu'ils ont essayé de faire en sorte que ça soit... Je pense que j'ai fait une connerie.
Je pense qu'au début, non. Parce que franchement, tu ne te dis pas, tiens, on va faire une voix... En plus, au moment où c'est apparu, vraiment, tout le monde s'en foutait de la voix de Diane.
C'est pas une voix non plus.
Je ne suis pas Jean-Baptiste Guégan. Oui, voilà. C'est le mec qui fait Johnny, ça. Et qui chante Noël, d'ailleurs. Bravo. No, but I understand that we take the voice of... I don't know. It's super good. No, super good, I wouldn't say that.
Yes, it's super good. It's very good, Guégan, who makes... But, suddenly, you wanted to wear a lot of... Why ? I don't know.
No, I didn't want to wear it. I said... And, in fact, as I said, I don't do the pubaldi. After, they have... I think they said to themselves... Ah, we found the guy whose voice looks like. So, it's all good.
And they made him do a lot of things after.
Ah, so, in addition, it lasted in time.
And he's the guy, and he's here today. Tadadadada.
So I say it again on this antenna, which is very popular. You're not doing the Aldi commercial. No, it's not me, it's Aldi's voice.
I didn't do Aldi, I don't even know what it is. Fuck me, what a deal.
Ah yes, it's Didier Bourdon, who is in a car, we were going to shoot, and he turns around and he says, I still have to ask you, what do you need to do this Aldi commercial?
Oh no! And then I was like, no! Didier !
It goes that far? Yes, people in the business, I think that for example, if I didn't still shoot with Justine Trier... I think that at this point, you should do it.
Yes, continue, take the money.
But it's clear, I only have the disadvantages. That's it. Jean-Paul Rouve sent a fritter to Jean-Paul Rouve. Because he would have said the truth. Yes, because he talked about Aldi on Instagram. So they sent him an Aldi fritter. And you, Ria, they didn't even... Oh really?
In addition to laughing? Aldi there.
You could have, since you did the ad.
I think they do that, they take voices that look like... They do a casting of... I think, I don't remember which commercial, there was a celebrity who did the voice, and then it wasn't him anymore, and they took someone who did a voice that looked like... But that said... Yes, wait, there was Daniel Prévost who did a commercial all the time to introduce his son, and his It's not true.
It's not the same thing. It's not the same thing.
But there, they did the logical follow-up. But it tells me something. Because one day, I heard an ad and I thought, oh, it looks like it's not quite the... Vincent De Nien, while it's him.
No, but like, yeah, you see.
Because it would be easy to take someone who has almost the same voice as Laurent Dutch, for example, for the U stores. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that's true.
Maybe that's it. Yeah, maybe that's it. Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, because when you say Laurent Dutch, for example, I have the feeling of having heard his voice on something where I said... He does all the U stores.
He does it for real. For years. Maybe I'm wrong, but I had heard something like that, that basically it was no longer him, and that they had taken a guy who... No, apparently it's him.
No, no, it's him.
The voice of the actor Laurent Dutch, who has been collaborating with the show since 2016.
Oh!
And that makes women give birth with transgenders in their free time.
It's in his next book.
The numbers have fallen, and I'm telling you, I hope they didn't hurt themselves. No, but it's Christmas, friends. It's Christmas, friends. It's Christmas. French number two, right behind the USA. In your opinion, in which field?
Ping-pong.
Not ping-pong. With the brothers, the brothers, the brothers, the brothers, the brothers, the brothers, the brothers, the brothers, the brothers, the brothers, the brothers,
And when they play, they say to each other, do we really see each other? They have a behavior of people who say, we don't see each other. They think they're behind a wall for me. In fact, if I had to play that, I would say to myself, OK, I'm hidden behind a wall. So, they would be 10. And there's only the wrist like that that does something. I would like you to see that. It fascinated me.
I would have loved them to exist when I was young, because it's a message of hope for all the geekos, glasses. It's ping pong all the same, but it's the geek sport. I saw them in commercials and everything.
Ah, maybe. A bit sexy.
You're next to the microphone. You know, it evokes something, this thing.
I have to tell you. I wanted to talk about the brothers, how? Lebrun, the brothers Lebrun.
Félix and Alexis. Monsieur Lebrun.
Monsieur Lebrun.
Monsieur Lebrun.
Monsieur Lebrun.
Monsieur Lebrun. Monsieur Lebrun. Monsieur Lebrun. Oui, mais... Les Hermites ne s'appellent pas Monsieur Lebrun ?
Ah bon ? Non, c'est Brochand.
Brochand, exact. On a tous eu le même truc. Il est mignon.
Ah non !
Ah ouais, mais pardon, je crois que c'est dans... On connaît la chanson, je crois. Oh là là. Je crois que c'est... Dicos. Monsieur Lebrun, non. No, not at all. I'm wrong, I'm wrong. But there's one thing, fuck, I see someone saying it. Mr. Lebrun! Yes, but I'm behind you there. There's someone with authority who says it.
Isn't it Pierre Richard?
Like Blié in the Distrait? Pierre Richard, authority? No, but Bernard Blyé. I see an Arditi, but maybe not. Monsieur Lebrun. Ah, it annoys me. In any case, it doesn't say. Arditi, he would do Monsieur Lebrun.
Ah really? He has a sort of... No, it depends, precisely... Ah yes, I saw it, I saw it.
Ah yes, I didn't see it at all. It starts to annoy me.
Ah, great!
Yes, but always noble. Yes, very elegant. Yes, but we know the song, he screams at Lambert Wilson. He says, Monsieur Lebrun! Monsieur Lebrun! No, not Lebrun. But you're right, I think. But it's not Lebrun. But it's not Lebrun, but... But he swears on Jean-Yves Molyneux because his wife, Didi, said something to him, Binazema. Yes, because they built... There were works, he didn't say anything.
But I think you're right. Mr. Lebrun, but it's not Lebrun. Mr. Lalande. No. Didi's name is Lalande, anyway.
Ah yes. No, but it's Lambert-Wilson.
The name of Lambert-Wilson, it's Duverrier.
Voilà.
Duverrier ! No, there's not a good number of syllables. Ah no, I said it wasn't in... That it wasn't that. I didn't say that! I don't know what character I'm playing, I don't know. I was saying that he was getting on his nerves. He wasn't doing it like you did. And 2024 ends badly. I didn't see it coming. On the last straight line.
10 years of podcasting. He wasn't hesitating like you did.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
So it doesn't tell us why France is number two, while the USA are number one. In pollution. Not in pollution. First, you can find... The domain. The domain, that's it. Not cultural, not judicial. Food? Not food. A habit? Yes. Very vague, what I just said. Yes, a little. Hygiene? Not hygiene. Ah, nice. Hum...
— The weather?
— Politics? — Not politics, not the weather. — Oh, you're already letting me play?
— It's raining.
— You don't like to play?
— I'm already kind enough to say something. Because I don't give a fuck.
— It's true that you hate games, we forgot about that. — It's the horror of that. — She hates games, even though she comes every time with pleasure.
— Because I think we're going to talk, I think at some point you're going to tell me, you know what, Géraldine? These games are bullshit. We're going to talk.
— We're going to find Mr. Lebrun. Okay, don't worry.
Go on, say something. Go on, go on. Say something. Number 2 in France. Number 2 in what? It's in the field of internet.
Ah, internet. Ah, porn. Downloading.
Porn.
Ah, okay. But what does that mean? Are we two?
Are we two who are looking or are we two who are making?
So no, very good question, the two who are looking, who are consuming. So it's the site Pornhub that shared this number, a bit like the Retrospective. Pornhub shared their... No, it's not exactly the same thing, it's their number to them. Maybe they do it, I don't know. Oh, they must do it, but what game of words could they do? The Retrospective. Oh, yes, it's Christmas. Merry Christmas, yeah.
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas to everyone. Retrospermative? Oh, yes, of course. Retrospective, yes.
Oh, yes, yes.
Yes, on this one, yes, because he's soft.
He's soft, he's round. It's round, it's a good wine. Yes, it's round, it's good.
It's cold, we want to do it. So yes, it's connections to Pornhub. And in your opinion, what explains this place of number 2 of the French? And yes, there is a reason. In 2024. We are in the ass, we are in the ass, of course. We are obviously crazy about ass. We are in the country of wine, of Pornhub and of ass. We climbed in the casket.
Yes, this year, in 2024, we were number 3, even number 4 the previous years. In general, it's bad news that makes the consumption of Pornhub rise, isn't it? Well, not there, it's a... Ah, it's the I.O.
It's the I.O.
So I don't understand. No, there was the... In the Olympic Village, they have... That's what they explain. I can't believe it. What are you saying? There were a lot of tourists who came to France. And suddenly, they're all very connected to porn. Ah, so it's not French, in fact.
No, that's it. Ah, but wait, when you connect, it's... Ah, it's necessarily... It's your IP address, yeah. So, if you're Portuguese and you want to go to the Portuguese website... No, no. Yeah, but Portuguese... No, you can't.
Yes, but they're worldwide anyway, you know. No, but in fact, they measured... It's connections in France.
They measured connections since France. It's like a chaplain, everyone understands. Yes, that's true.
Porn is like a chaplet. It's like a chaplet.
You see what I mean? Of course.
It's international. It's international. It connects peoples. That's what I often say about porn. It's become a tradition. Pornhub reveals a new annual report on its trends in terms of pornography. Last year, in 2022, France was only third, but according to Pornhub, this rebound could have been caused by the Olympic Games in Paris, which had many foreign athletes and tourists coming to the hexagon.
And by the way, the French term is ranked 15th in the world research ranking in 2024.
Ah, so we became sexy thanks to G.O.
We were sexy, right? More than 104%. We were sexy, I think, right?
The accent and everything. I don't know. Do you want to sleep with me?
Yeah, but in porn they're less romantic, you know?
Yeah, that's true.
I'm making generalizations, and sorry for the porn that listens to me. French people have the reputation of being romantic and at the same time of being disgusting in terms of hygiene, so it has to be balanced. That's right, you're right. Between romance and disgusting hygiene, there's a lot of... Porn, yeah.
It's true, it's true.
It's true that we are, yeah, but you see, people who love shit but who dope. So maybe... I don't know, I don't know. It's true that you're nice to be here, Jérémy. And Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas again.
Oh yes, it's true, let's remember it.
And in your opinion, and then I stop on the porno, how long do the French stay on a porno site on average?
Oh, an hour and a half !
What is a sapling in the length of a stick? It's a little less anyway. No, it's a lot less.
1 hour and 15 minutes.
1 minute 10. No, no, it's more. And there, we come at the right price.
No, I say that.
Ah yeah, because the... I'm kidding, 1 minute 10.
No, it's 20. Imagine, imagine. 25, 25 minutes.
No, less than 25 minutes. 5 minutes. A little more. Yeah, 6 minutes. 10 minutes, 10 minutes. A little bit less than 10. It's more. 9 minutes. Je vais l'accorder à Géraldine Nakache, c'est 9 minutes et 48 secondes.
C'est super. C'est une belle réponse.
Moi, j'aime bien qu'il ait les secondes.
Oui, c'est important.
C'est très précis. Ils ont toutes les datas. Comment tu peux savoir ? Ah oui, si, bah oui. Bah, eux, ils savent.
Ah ouais.
C'est un clic de souris. Est-ce qu'il y a des gens qui restent sur le film après avoir éjaculé les hommes ? Ah, oui, qui ne foutent pas tout de suite. Ça doit exister. Qui laissent en fond pour une présence, quoi. Non, mais ça me fait une présence, quoi.
Patrick Sébastien
So, on average... Hey, if that's what it's like to be a buff, then... Hey, but you're good at imitations, aren't you? I'm not bad. Today, I'm not bad.
Ah, yeah, I love it.
He's good at imitations. Eh, yes. No, but I'm not going to continue.
You're looking at me.
It's super good. You have to be spontaneous. Don't put on masks, Vincent.
I haven't seen you in a long time.
Wait, I did R.D.T. ten minutes ago. That's true, that's true. Me too.
Tell me, anyone.
Uh... Keyboard, keyboard. Keyboard, uh... Ah yeah. Well, the keyboard, I saw it in the interviews. There, he's... Well, he's crossed a threshold of bad mood, there. Really, he doesn't want to do interviews anymore. And I love it. Ah, I love it.
He's a character.
Well, I... We see each other, we talk. But I don't know, we don't see each other. Not decided, nothing.
Ah, but it's Gargamel, what ?
C'est génial.
Je crois que c'est un enfer. J'ai fait une émission avec lui, mais quand tu as Dore qui t'insulte, c'est un paradis.
Il tient la route.
Franchement, si t'es bon client, il est à l'aise. Et ça, j'adore. En moyenne, les Français ont passé 2h33 chaque jour sur Internet pour leur recherche. Le mobile représente 79% de leur temps de surf au quotidien. C'est beaucoup. Do you think it's a lot? What do you mean a lot? The mobile phone. Ah yes, okay. Do you think it's two and a half hours on the internet? No, for me it's... Per day?
It doesn't seem like that to me.
Per day? Wait, it's not about porn? No, it's not?
No, I'm out of porn. Ah, okay, porn. Yes, I made a little digression, out of porn. I made a little perspective. The perspective of the last five minutes, I'm back. No, but because you're watching now with Netflix, you do a lot of porn on the internet, I'm surprised, two hours and thirty-three. I don't know, Adrien. Yeah, I don't know, I don't know. You're a little more. Yeah, a little more.
A little less right now, but a little more anyway. You're connecting them a little.
It's true that he's not on Insta anymore. Is that true? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But it's on purpose? Yeah. So why? A little cure. Because I get too sucked in by shitty stuff. There are two hours going by, I've only watched stuff that pissed me off and everything.
It's crazy. How is that possible?
We all have that. It's made to keep you online. And it's just things that annoy me. I realize that in my day, I don't see a billion things that annoy me in a day, and it's better. That's why it's sunny. By the way, you're sunny for that.
You see how much you become a better person. It makes me homophobic, apparently. It's the little negative thing.
Before, there were the walks on the networks that kept me a little... But now it's over ! C'est pas bon à voir pour tout le monde.
Ah, mais quand on s'appelle Adrien, on se fait appeler Adrie, du coup ?
On se fait pas appeler Adrie, mais on se fait appeler Adrie. Enfin, les gens t'appellent Adrie.
Juste une différence d'intonation. Non, c'est clair. C'est pas appeler Adrie, mais on se fait appeler Adrie.
C'est quoi le surnom d'une Géraldine ?
Alors, figure-toi, je vais vous donner un scoop. My parents, and only my parents, call me Gédine. For what reason, I don't know. You look like a little character from a comic book. You look like a little Girardine from Poche. Yes, that's it.
No, you look like a fat material, I think. Ah, Gédine, yes.
The margarine. Yes, that's right, the Gédine.
Yes, you shouldn't eat that, there's a lot of Gédine.
Yes, I see what you mean. Otherwise, yes, Gégé.
Le gros G. Oh, no. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Gégé la Nakache, no? Gégé la Nakache. Gédine, no, Gédine.
Didine, no, it never happened to me. Or the heavy ones, or the very heavy ones.
Yeah, well, there you go. It's the real André who's talking.
And Vincent, it's Vince.
It's obligatory in the rick and roll. Yeah, I have a very good boyfriend. Gabriel calls me Vince. But otherwise, it's the only one. Otherwise, we call... Vincent, in fact. Yeah. Oh, no, there are no masses, in fact. But no one has learned your family name in... No, there are people who must say the dud, the big dud.
The big dud. The dudiana.
The good dud. The good dud.
You, it's Flo, then ?
It's a song by Pierre Bachelet, Flo. It's the name you wanted. Good, he's great. I'm great, I'm great. It's a shame you're homophobic. I lost points on that one. It's a shame.
It's a shame. It's a shame.
It's a shame. It's a shame. But Vincent, it's... I can't... You know, I kind of see the face of Adrien, I kind of see the face of... But Vincent, I think it's a big delta. Between you and Vincent Lagaffe, for example, you know, there's a... It looks like the tail of a pan, you know, there's an advantage. You said, I see the face of Adrien, you said?
No, but you know, there are names... I'm curious to know what it is. Adrien Gallo. Adrien Meunier.
Adrien Gallo, that's good. Adrien Gallo, that's good, Adrien. C'est qui Adrien Gallo?
C'est l'ancien chanteur des bébés brunes. Adrien Rabiot, le footballeur. Mais on n'a pas dit tout à la même tête. Ouais, vous êtes des sosies pour moi. Adrien, un carambeu. Adrien Brody, Adrien Brody. I understand what you mean by Vincent, the prism is wide.
That's it, I know very refined people.
Vincent is pure dumb. I would have a hard time admitting it. I would like to one day do a cover of Technic Art or I don't know, Telerama, Dazzle Rock. All the Vincents. But without reason.
A multitude ?
Yeah, except Vincent Lacoste, Vincent Perez, Vincent Lindon, Vincent Mackey.
Yeah, it's very different people.
I'm not a cop, I'm a magistrate. It's Vincent Lindon. Yeah, I've heard of him.
It's not Dezania. It's Didier Guissac. Dezania.
Vincent Moscato. Vincent Moscato. I love it. Vincent Cassell.
It's just that it's a more popular name, so there are more. He's rotten. I love this name.
It's a very beautiful name. I understood later that it was a common name.
I thought it was super rare.
You're so excited to see the new Big Deal ?
It's going to exist. It's going to exist. It's going to exist.
It's going to exist. No, but he's remodeled, more modern. That's it, the 3D has changed. A little more like Pixar.
And he's supposed to be funny, right? Yes, Bill. But he's not like the puppet of the other gentleman, I forgot his name, who says vulgarities. No, Bill is not vulgar.
He even tends to calm Vincent. Ah, it's Vincent the buff. No, you can't say that. It's rather Vincent the monkey of Bill, you see.
Okay, okay.
He's a very good monkey. He's a very good monkey. He's doing very, very well. C'est juste son livre cet été à Vincent Lagaffe. On m'appelait Franck, ou je m'appelais Franck. Oui, parce qu'il a une histoire... Oui. Il est adopté, non, c'est pas ça ? Non, pas du tout ? Elle a résumé le bouquin, très bien. T'as dit quoi ? Ben, il s'appelle Vincent.
It's true that he made the first mistake as soon as the opening. So he doesn't need it. You called me Franck. Well, no, not at all. Ah yes, shit. It's gone to the pressure. 24 euros at the search midi, anyway. It's gone to the pressure, because I put the wrong name. Yeah, yeah, I put Franck, I'm stupid, I'm screwed. You're stupid, you're scared, you put Franck. Damn, damn.
Yeah, they won't understand anything, people. But suddenly, they're going to stay, I think. They're going to be like...
It's like Jean-Pierre Foucault. They've never done anything wrong.
The Zoubida. Yes, that's true. But her story is amazing. What's her story? She called Franck, obviously. Yes, he was abandoned.
He found his mother. There's a beautiful story in the book with a horse.
He invented everything. You're inventing everything in a second. I'm in automatic writing. Ah, it's Chad GPT, he just invented a book! No, no, it's true, he had a great friendship with a horse, and this friendship ended badly, and frankly, I was very moved. It's great, the book. But where were you on vacation?
I was in Picardie. Clearly Club Med.
Clearly Club Med, and it was the only book you had. And now he's coming back with the big deal. When I went to the bookstore and I bought, I think, I bought at the same time a book by Herve Guibert, a by Annie Ernaud, a by Lagaffe, and the bookseller was... But because it's who you are, look when he said what was going on for you in actuality at the moment.
There's everything, there's everything. There's drinking and eating. There's a lagaffe as if it kills me.
Where do you keep the lagaffes? Where do you keep the lagaffes? Where do you keep the lagaffes? Where do you keep the lagaffes? Where do you keep the lagaffes? Where do you keep the lagaffes?
Everyone got carried away and you said, well, it's okay.
I'm going to do it, apparently it worked, but I wanted to be careful. And so he talks about his meeting with Bill or not at all? No, not at all. No, but he talks about the years of the Big Deal, it was crazy because it was really a lot of money, a lot of success, of viewers, of power and of means.
Wait, the Big Deal, in fact, it was like a bit of the fair price, right?
Or not at all? Yes, but there were more physical tests. There were more physical tests because Vincent was crazy about physical activity. You're going to climb to the top of this 24-meter tower, you're going to fall into the Twingo. And we're going to do that again this year? We're going to do it less because it's a smaller budget. It's not TF1. It's on which channel? It's on AMC Story. Story?
Yes, Story.
On Instagram? No, no, no. It's on TV. On Story, the show on Story.
It's Vincent's story. We made a big deal on Instagram. It's the thing that made me laugh a lot in the cult series. The number of times he talks about the big deal.
It killed me.
In a very serious way. We're behind the big deal. Very serious and all. My favorite cult moment is the appearance, like in Marvel, when Spider-Man passes by. You have Charlie and Lulu.
During one shot, you hear the boss who says, thank you Charlie and Lulu.
And I say, ah no, I want the series on Charlie and Lulu. If you listen to me, the biopic of Charlie and Lulu, attention, in the starting box, we're there. But where are they, Charlie and Lulu? There, they arrive in 20 minutes.
Yeah. Yeah, that's it.
The big show is often our reference, we find that there is a freedom, I often put myself on the channel, they put everything back now, you have the big show story, you can see people sometimes from afar with a helmet. It's true, it happens. And it's a whole era, it's great to see that. It was great. But I didn't know that we could see things again.
And we still feel how much they were free, precisely. Yeah, honestly, yeah.
I was wondering if it wasn't a bit dated, you know?
No, but there are two or three. It depends on the animators.
It's a daily thing. And he has a daily live every day. Sometimes, I remember, I have a memory of Cad, who at 17h40 says, we don't have any sketch. And then he takes a fake beard, he puts it on his forehead, and he says, well, it's a character. And he goes to do an interview with a beard on his forehead, and he says, you know, that's enough. And it was often the best sketches.
But do you have a nostalgia, when you think that you have a nostalgia for this effervescence of creation? Because now in your life, I imagine that everything, when you have to create something, everything takes a minimum of a year.
No, so after there is the fact that it is different, the TV, in addition in direct, it was you think in the morning, you make the lunch, you throw at 19h10. And that, can you miss it sometimes ? C'est vrai que c'était fou, ça peut manquer. En revanche, dans le cinéma, le côté maturation, ou maturage, je ne sais pas quel mot existe pour ça, il est nécessaire.
Donc, c'est vrai qu'il y a moins de coups d'éclat, comme ça.
Mais l'époque le permettrait plus, je pense. Juste ça, c'est fou, en fait. Parce que là, à l'époque, c'était comme la radio, des fois, il ressort des trucs de radio, tu dis, oui, oui, mais les gens n'avaient pas conscience que ça allait ressortir, je pense, un an après. C'était, comment on appelle ça ? It disappeared.
To see comedy, I had to go to a comedy. I had to go to the room to see the show. I didn't have comedy. It was my fantasy.
When I was a teenager, I said to myself, I would like it too much. And then, when I was in college, they simply destroyed it. It's not a theater anymore. It's become something else. No, it was nice years.
It's a Jules. Jules.
Probably. A Brazilian had hit 32 million euros. He's dead today. I know you don't like that, Géraldine. I don't like it, so I stop playing.
Another excuse, it's weird. What happened to him? He died. Yes, but a lot like that.
He had hit 32 million euros and he's dead today. And it's linked to those 32 million euros. Is it linked to what he bought with those 32 million euros? A shotgun. So you went into the dark very quickly for someone who doesn't like a woman. She doesn't like it because she goes very quickly into the dark. Yes, like that, we're done. So in a way, it's a thing that paid off.
He paid off a pool, like a overflow, which overflowed too much, which he drowned. He overflowed with him. Oh, I overflow. So it's not an object, but it's related. No, an animal he bought. Not an animal. Wild, no? No, no, a bear is... He did nothing, already a bear. Not an animal, a machine. So it's not an object. They bought a virus. No. It still exists, leprosy. For 32 million euros.
The black plague. How does it smell? It's dead, it's dead. I'm dead. It would be funny.
And it's something that costs very, very expensive.
Not so much, unfortunately. It's not an object, it's not something to drink.
Ah, he bought the thing to go see the Titanic? No, no, that's not it.
It's not an object, it's not tangible. No, it doesn't touch, it doesn't touch.
It's an action.
Not a gas. Not an action. Bitcoin. It's a service, I can tell you, a service that you pay. Ah, he thought he was taking an escort and in fact it was a thug who killed him.
Yeah, that happens all the time. It happens very often.
You have to be careful how you write the thing. No, it's not that. A service. And it's this service that killed him. A service of whitening. Not of whitening, but of cooking. Something that whitens. He paid a chef.
Ah, the coke.
No, not the coke. Whitening of money. No.
It's not something that whitens. It pisses me off.
It's something that whitens. No, no, we're going to find... Makeup.
Housewife. Not a housewife. It's not just that he wanted to make his teeth whiten again, he died during the operation, alas.
But it's bad! Ah, it's bad! You've become a real star. So he was not very young. He died. He won on November 9th one of the 10 biggest jackpots of the Brazilian lottery. The player hit no less than 250 million Brazilian Reo, equivalent to 32 million euros. Problem, this 213-year-old man, originally from the city of Cuiabá, could not enjoy as long as he wished for these guys.
Indeed, he died in the middle of a surgical operation, while he was getting his teeth done again. At the end of the operation, he was the victim of a heart attack. An inquiry was opened. He suffered from diabetes and hypertension. As a result, a week before his operation, Antonio Lopez had started a treatment and... Did he have children or not? I don't know. The story doesn't say it.
Imagine it's you. No, but... He wins 27 million and just after he dies, there's a good timing for the children.
We hope it was already nice.
What would you do if you won so much at the lotto? It's always the same question, but I like it.
I play, already.
I want to play. I play, already. You play at the lotto? At the lotto, I have the app on my... At what frequency? You play every week? No, not every week, but when I think about it, I play. Do you scratch too? No, but I turn a wheel because I'm crazy about wheels. If I had 100% of solo travel, maybe I would do it.
When you had the millionaire's show and you turned a wheel, you woke up from yadda and yadda.
When you proposed the Mayan Feb, you said... We didn't propose the Mayan Feb. It's imposed. It's more sad than the wheel. Of course it is! Did you go so far as to make the channel transfer? Because at the beginning, it was on TF1, it was on M6. Did you say, no, we have to do it no matter what, and it ended on M6 or M6 already had the rights? No, no one had the rights because it was on the BBC.
We could go on the channel we wanted and I think we went where we were given the most money to make it. And you're going to do it again? No, I'm never going to do it again.
Why? Because once is good. One opportunity, Eminem. You're going to present who wants to win millions? It's quite far away, it's quite far away.
No, roasts are celebrities who come and get insulted for an hour.
They put themselves in a box.
That's right, and they get banned for an hour. And so that's a bit what you do. Because they are really bans on career, bad choices of life. It's awful, it's very funny. It's awful.
It's as awful as it is. In France, we don't do that.
I do it on the internet with McFly and Carlito. Ah yes, of course. But the Americans, they did it with... Why don't you invite us? Because it's not me, McFly and Carlito. I'm just an author.
Ah, you do it, you mean you write it? I'm an author on it, yes. But that means that everything is written ?
Ah yes.
But even the guests... The guests write with me afterwards.
But I write 90% of the time. You get fed up, don't you? It's great, I can insult famous people with jokes. And really, I love that. To be honest... How is it that we love it? Descendez de votre piédestal un peu. C'est une sorte de... On est un peu des... Comment on appelle Peter... Pas Peter Pan. Robin des Bois, quoi. C'est un petit peu... Robin des Bois.
C'est quand même sûrement un fond d'aigreur. Mais là, ce qui est bien avec la qualité, c'est que c'est des gens... Non, mais il y a le consentement des gens.
C'est ça, ils sont d'accord, quoi. Oui, oui, exactement.
C'est comme faire boxer avec quelqu'un qui est d'accord pour se faire taper, quoi. C'est la différence entre la boxe et tabasser un gars dans la rue. Moi, je fais les deux, mais... Oui, oui. Depuis qu'il est solaire. Depuis qu'il est solaire, plus d'un que l'autre. Non, moins, c'est vrai.
Alors, qu'est-ce qu'on ferait avec le
No, but your love of games, you know that I understand it. I dream of participating, and at the same time, not really, because I don't want to go on TV, but I love the concept of a family in gold. To find what the percentages do the most. It's so good like that.
I love that.
It's your show, that's what we're doing.
No, not really.
The Google thing, it's a bit like that. The games look like me.
No, but wait, she's right.
The Google thing. Stop, we're doing the same thing for two years. The Google thing, it's a bit like that, you're right. It's a bit like that, the Google thing.
Why don't you make a family in gold?
Because you have to go on TV, I don't like it.
Why don't you like it?
I don't like to look at myself. It's complicated to hear me, so I don't like to look at myself in the mirror.
You don't have to look at yourself. He went way too far. The big baby in his bed.
It makes me cough. It makes me cough. No, but because... I also have that when you leave parties. C'est-à-dire que quand je pars des soirées, je me refais la soirée en disant, j'ai été pas drôle, j'ai été relou, j'ai été atroce, et machin. Et du coup, une émission télé, je me ferais que ça. C'est pour ça que je monte les podcasts, je les réécoute en entier. Parce que j'ai besoin de vérifier.
Et là, je vais parler à Géraldine, c'est pour ça qu'il faut faire du théâtre. C'est pour ça que Géraldine devrait, et que c'est mon combat de vie. J'ai eu notre agent au téléphone, il a dit, tu vas vraiment tout faire pour qu'elle en fasse. J'ai dit, oui, c'est mon... Because theater is the opposite of the frustration that we can have when we do that, the cinema, etc.
Where you think to yourself, I should have done this, I should have done that. Theater always has the possibility to improve and to start over better. Yes, but at the end of the play, I would say, ah, that, I screwed up and I would hate myself a little. That's really sick. Ah yes, but I think so. No, but you say that, but after that, you're going to make videos with McFly and Carlito.
Well, yes, it's weird that you say that. Well, yes, but make a golden family. Come on, let's do it together! The audience of La Famille en Or is nicer than the audience of McFly & Carlito. It's possible, I don't know.
Let's do La Famille en Or together. We've been a lot at your place. Thank you.
It looks like a family. Let's call Camille Comballe and do La Famille en Or.
Why not? Otherwise, it must exist, a game of society.
Yes, I think it exists. We could do an evening at home.
No, no, no!
C'est pas mal.
Faut qu'on refasse un épisode où t'amènes une famille en or et c'est juste on joue au jeu à une famille en or. Allez, le numéro que vous avez demandé... C'est plus accessible actuellement.
Non mais c'est comme là, entre chaque manche, on parle. Eh oui.
Attends, une famille en dehors, sur plaquettes, là ?
Sur plaquettes, ouais. C'est ça, on n'a même pas le lexique.
Comment on dit ?
On lance le cube, là ? C'est un dé, Jarlene.
Ah, le cube avec les chiffres ! Comment on dit quand c'est sur plaquettes ? Plateau ! Ah, plateau ! On dit sur plateau, c'est pareil. On se fait chier la mort, c'est sûr ! Là, je pose les fascicules ?
Oui.
Caca !
Because on TV, we don't know what to do. You know what? When I came last time with you... The game? The game. You made us a game where we had to sing with an air, the lyrics. And one day, I'm in a shop in Paris, rue de Rivoli, and there's someone who comes to hit me on the shoulder very delicately and who says to me, hello, I'm the creator of this game. Oh, great!
And I have one in my backpack, I can offer you one. And since then... I was going to say I play with my daughter. No, but my daughter plays with her girlfriends. It's a great story. It's Christmas.
That's how the guy gave me the game. I met him in a shop and he told me, ah, I have a game. Ah, but it's a serial killer. Maybe he follows people. Wait, there's a guy who ran after me with a backpack. I don't know. But what's his name? He had a name. Charles. Oh, I would have said Charles. Charles. Charles. That's it, it's Charles. I think it's Charles. Maybe you have a Rahim, then.
No, I met Red Akateb when I was coming. But how do you explain that it makes us something? 20 out of 20. How do you explain that it makes us something?
It's crazy. In my gym, there's Lambert Wilson. Oh, Max! Monsieur Duverrier. Monsieur Duverrier.
And every time I tell myself, and when he runs next to me, I don't know why I say it. Ah, il faut que je cours au moins autant que lui.
Bah oui !
Ça n'a aucun sens ! Je suis impressionné. Ah oui, mais il est d'un niveau de stock. Tu lui as parlé à... Oui, oui, oui, j'ai raccroché, j'ai dit à ma copine, j'ai un truc, j'ai un truc, j'ai un truc, j'ai un truc, j'ai un truc, j'ai un truc, It's great. I'm so happy. Me too, I love meeting people. And so there, he did his first week at the theater. It's been 17 years that he hadn't been on stage.
He plays by the villages of Peterhanske. And he told me... So you're going to go see him.
You did theater for Geraldine. It lasted a month, the moment I said to myself, that's it, I don't have the lip that sticks to the teeth. That's it, it's over. We stopped the play.
It was awful. On a Géraldine Nakache poster tonight at the theater, I don't know what, frankly, we're too happy, right?
No, no, no, no. Come home, come home.
It's scandalous, the fear it causes. By the way, at your birthday, it was one of the most distressing moments of my life because there was Alain Chabat. And Frédéric Ladieux is still mad at me because apparently I was really, as soon as he was less than 10 meters from me, I was like
So I'm going to do the off of that because on my birthday there was my nephew, that is to say the son of my brother, who, as soon as he was less than 10 meters from you, was like, ah, wait, ah, there's Flaubert, there's Flaubert, ah, Flaubert.
We managed to say hello because there was your brother.
And I thank you, and I thank you.
While at the end, I was like, ah. In addition, he clops, he's very calm. It's Alain Chabat, but he's also the Parisian of the party.
He's a cowboy.
He's got a club, he's always smiling, he's got a lot of charm. He's got a lot of charm. I was very impressed. Freddie Gladio had nothing to do with it. He's disconnected from the world of stars. It doesn't do him any good.
He pretends.
He pretends. He's in his bubble. He's in his bubble. And with his IA, look at him. You're looking at me, I'm not saying anything. I didn't invite you. What are you doing with 32 million, Adrien ? Moi je m'achète une baraque à la campagne, une bonne baraque. T'investis dans la pierre, tu te fais pas des folies. Oui, des baraques.
Il y a une région, un pays en... Bah si, en vrai, je m'en achète peut-être pas qu'une si j'ai 27 millions. Et pourquoi en avoir plusieurs ? Ouais, non, je suis de droite, c'est ça.
Non, non, t'inquiète. Mais non, plusieurs, même pas forcément pour nous. C'est ça, c'est ça. Les parents, les gens.
Elle est décédée, elle est décédée. Non, mais les deux, les deux, Géraldine. C'est décédé, les deux sont décédés. Ah, j'aime pas.
C'est décédé.
So you have a little house.
You're a security guard.
Who are you with? I buy myself a house to live in. Maybe a house in Leroux. In the mountains, in Leroux. Because it's quite wild.
It's beautiful.
It's mountainous. I spent a lot of summer there because my grandparents had a house there.
Dead too, trust me.
My only grandmother is the one who still lives in Les Roses. Vincent, what do you do with so much money? I don't know. Lots of houses to put all my big wheels. I'm going to put a wheel on the Eiffel Tower. What do I do? I don't know. I buy... It's hard. I have a different question. Maybe I propose a good package to Meryl Streep for dinner with me. I thought you were going to say an assault.
Not bad. I was going to say, I think I'll give it to you. You don't have to talk about it, it's not disgusting. It doesn't make people dream of saying, I'll give it to you. Of course. Why this one and not the other? Another death story and then I'll stop. You're pissing me off. It's Christmas, what are you pissing us off about? The games and the dead. No, you'll see, it's a nice story.
The games, the dead and your Huck's movies. What am I pissing off about?
Y'a rien, y'a rien. Mais tu lui donneras la grapheuse quand même. Parce que là... Tu sais quoi ? Je le mets de côté.
Merci bien. Oh non !
Attendez ! Je le fais pas. Quel événement, survenu le 1er août 2018, a inspiré un artiste qui expose au 78 à Temple diverses oeuvres inspirées du dit événement ? La Coupe du Monde, le foot. Pas la Coupe du Monde.
Attends.
The date is the 1st of August 2018, so it's really a very precise date.
Well, it's because I had a baccalaureate with a mention. In 2018? Absolutely. Ah, you passed it in 2018.
Sorry, with all your baccalaureate copies.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it's true, you passed it in 2018. Yeah, stop being seduced by my old age.
No, on the contrary, 2018, you didn't have a baccalaureate in 2018.
Not in 98, Géraldine, 2018.
But yes, 18, then. No, no, yes. It's awful to be so stupid. I told myself, I'm not 20 years older than you, you know. No, but I thought you might have read it again.
But do you realize, because we're like, you say what you want, but the truth of all this is that I'm a mental moron. No, you didn't hear it. Yes, I'm going to explain it to you. No, you didn't hear it. No, there's an agreement, the numbers and the geography.
You panic, you shut your ears.
But what? But I become a moron. No, it's a joke. 2018, and yes, Zidane. Zidane. Zidane and the baccalaureate with Mention.
Zidane, number 2 in football. In 1998, did you get your break? Not with Mention. So, in 2018, what happened? I'm not good.
It was when, 2018? 2018, it was six years ago. It's an event where we've all heard about. Yes, I think so. Ah, I think so. It's not a huge thing.
Not sportive. No, it's not huge.
Cultural, it made the buzz. Cultural, in a certain way, yes.
I can give you a huge clue It started on the internet The death of Marion Cotillard ? Not the death of Marion Cotillard in Batman A movie like that ? Not a movie A song related Oh no It's not Shine who breaks his mouth ? No but at the same time A live moment ? What moment for France ? It's a french artist ? It's two french artists
Okay, and it was live? During a performance, I mean?
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It's not bad, the baton of the two rappers, Bouba and Karis Bouba and Karis Bouba and Karis Bouba But here, it's an exhibition, that of Guillaume Cagnard, a French artist of about 30 years old, named La Bataille d'Orly. She retraces these tricks that came about on the basis of fratricidal wars, because it's true that they started with feats, because they're boobas. But what are they?
Are they paintings?
Well, they're sculptures and paintings, yeah. By paintings in aerosol and sculptures in bronze, the artist returns to the strong times of their opposition, knowing that Guillaume Cagnard is a family member of the boobas. Do you hate him? I say no. Okay, very good. You'll see, it's not far, it's in time. Yeah, no need. To make a leap there, a little leap.
No, no, no, no.
No, because he makes clips for Boomba too, he made the clip Petite Fille, and then he followed the rapper to Miami, and he said to himself, ah, I want to tell this story via artistic works, but why not? No, no, no, no. Why not? No, wait, but why artistic works on fights and everything?
There's no better, frankly. We're going to glorify the violin.
One more time?
While Vincent's self-portrait with his ear cut out was very soft. The beginning of a suicide.
It was nice like everything.
He did it with you. It was yellow like that.
It was solar.
You were talking about the fall of Chaim.
Is there a pop event like that that has marked you in life? Le malaise d'Alain-Gilles Pétret. Ah, ouais.
Mais il est sorti direct.
Bien sûr. Parce qu'en fait, je sais plus, dans un autre épisode, t'as posé une question à un truc télé qui nous a marqué.
Je voulais dire ça.
Puis je pense que t'as oublié de me demander. Du coup, on est passé à autre chose. On était pressés par les deux. Et moi, j'avais vraiment ça en tête. Tu te souviens de comment il a dit ? Je ne peux plus. Je ne peux plus. It was horrible. It's awful. There are often discomforts. There was also the guy from C'est à vous. It was hilarious by the way. Yes, Patrick Cohen.
He's having a discomfort. He's having a discomfort.
And there's Michel Cymes in the room. So there's really happening. So that Michel Cymes says, I'm really a doctor. Leave me at your place.
At my place.
It's hilarious. It's hilarious. Yes. It's okay.
It's okay.
But you see, Michel Cymes, really... devenir le docteur qu'il est à la base. Ça fait plaisir parce qu'on en a marre qu'il soit autre chose que médecin. Qu'il fasse des mots croisés maintenant.
Il est couvert sur des mots croisés.
Ah oui, systématiquement.
Moi, j'ai vécu un truc mais qui n'a pas été live à la télé. On parlait de Charlie et lui tout à l'heure. Je travaillais déjà à la télé et je voulais absolument aller au Hit Machine. Et du coup, j'avais été au Hit Machine. Je crois que j'avais dû bosser avec eux aussi entre-temps. And I had a machine where there were concerts like that, live artist performances.
And often, it was a ranking, so there were often stars of the moment. And there was Christina Aguilera, so I had come that day. And she came on stage, the stage was really very high and we were like in a pit. And what really surprised me was that she had a chewing gum and before launching her performance, she threw her chewing gum in the pit, on people, on us. And I remember that it stung me.
And without saying sorry or anything, she threw it on people.
Maybe one of them was happy. Maybe one of them was happy. Maybe one of them was happy. Maybe one of them was happy. Maybe one of them was happy. Maybe one of them was happy. Maybe one of them was happy. Maybe one of them was happy.
Maybe one of them was happy.
Here, shit. Awful. There was an archive of Hit Machine that made me laugh a lot too. It was Eminem who tries to say words in French and he says big words. He just says, suss ma boule, suss ma boule. And you have Lulu who says, no, no, sir. No, it's Charlie who says, no, no, we're not going to suss at all. On va rien sucer. C'est pire, du coup. Non, monsieur. Non, non, non. Monsieur Minem.
Monsieur Minem.
Attention.
On n'est pas là pour... Non, non, attendez. Il y a Lara Fabian dans 5 minutes. On n'est pas dans cette ambiance. S'il vous plaît. Well, Lara Fabian... Lara Fabian had some great moments on TV. Of course. And I was... I had too much trouble... Les Guignols had made me too much trouble with Lara Fabian. She scared me, the puppet.
Oh yes, I can say something. I have the impression of being Pierre Cherniat, by the way. It's awful. You worked on Les Guignols too. I worked on Les Guignols and I worked. I was there the first time we released the puppet of Lara Fabian, which cost 20,000 francs more than all the puppets. The others cost 50,000 francs. She had a mechanism and the tongue that came out too.
She had the eyes that were exorbitant and the tongue that came out. And so we release the puppet for a fiction that was directed by Eric Lartigot, the director of La Famille Bélier.
Of course, of course.
And it was for a little fiction, the little Marronis, not for the JT. And it was a mess because in fact, in the puppet, there was only one guy. There, it took two. So suddenly, it was a mess because it took a little and a bigger one. To contort.
Who was contorting inside to do it.
And it was awful, this shooting day with this puppet. Awful. They said to themselves, it's a bit of a mess. And above all, before taking out the puppet, I was asked to compile All the memorable images of Lara Fabian. So I did this famous derush. At the time, at Canal+, I was asked to go to Zapping. Do you remember this show?
You go to the Zapping bank and you ask them all the bright images of Lara Fabian. And I noticed something when I derushed, because I had to do the editing. It's that in every country where she went, she took the accent of the country.
Oh! Ah, génial. Ça, j'aime bien.
C'était incroyable. C'est-à-dire que vraiment, en Belgique, limite, elle disait une fois, là-bas au Canada, c'est l'Indien. Et puis, partout où elle va, elle parle dans sa langue avec l'accent du pays.
Professionnel.
Incredible. It was incredible. And I've never met her in real life.
Me neither.
I would love to.
One day, in a promo in Belgium, I arrived and I was told, you might have met Fabien, I was like, sans dessus dessous.
And then ? No, she was gone. What a shame.
But... I don't know if it was Gainsbourg or Hallyday, but they had them meet in real life. And the image is a little scary. Wait, what did they meet? The bridesmaid.
Oh, it happened?
Yeah, and I think it's Johnny who has a scar and who cuts the nose of the bridesmaid. Oh, I don't like it at all. And the image is... It's funny because he thought his pif was too... No, but he was going to put a scar on it, so it was for the joke. It was planned that he would do it.
He said in an interview, I have a big pif or I don't know what. I have pictures of me waiting at my parents' place on puppets that are lying on a table like that. I'm waiting. I asked my parents. And the picture is a bit anxious. Because I'm on Baladur, too.
Jean-Pierre Bacri, I think.
Ah oui, c'est vrai qu'ils avaient fait une marionnette de Bacri.
Une des rares marionnettes qui n'était pas contre lui d'ailleurs. C'était juste qu'ils l'utilisaient en perso pour gueuler sur des fleurs. Il en a eu marre quand même. C'est parce que ça le faisait passer pour le gueulard. Ok, je ne l'achète pas. J'en prends une autre.
To be honest, you want me to tell you the one I preferred? It was Chirac. Yes, Chirac. Chirac was exceptional. Because he had a weakness in his eye. He had something that was exceptional.
They really had something like the Muppet Show, when he made him blink his eyes. There was really something going on. It's the French Homer Simpson.
It's my great theory.
He has all the qualities and flaws of Homer Simpson, the one of the guignols. I'm not talking about Jacques. I'd take Jean-Pierre Papin, maybe.
PAP1. No, it was Johnny. It was Johnny.
Wait, but what did he say? PAP1.
PAP1. Well, why?
Ah, well, why?
Ah, yeah, that's it. Ah, yeah, that's it. I don't know. Otherwise, in the little moments of TV that marked you... Yeah. Miss Lyon and Marie-Ange Nardi. Oh yeah!
You only have Thanos!
The lion that attacks Marie-Ange Nardi with the claw stuck in her arm! It's awful! You know what's extraordinary? It's the cold blood of Marie-Ange Nardi.
Yeah, that's true.
We don't talk enough about cold blood. The cold blood doesn't do either... You know, your claw... No, but... Look at the lion! I think I was already trying to put potatoes in the lion crying. And she's like...
You should be more gentle, because you're really crazy. At the time of these shows, I don't know if you were, because you're as old as me, Adrien, but do you remember the summer shows on the beaches with Thierry Beccaro?
42° in London.
42° in London, that's right.
It's Vincent Perrault with 42° in London. And another Vincent, we'll come back to that.
In any case, there was a chronicler who was in charge of the animal section, whose name was Jacques Gourier, and who was supposed to be a friend of the production, because he was afraid even of a zebra.
And all the images are hilarious. He vomits !
And so he takes it and says, look, it's adorable. It's adorable, he just ate it.
He just ate it. Wait, he moved, he moved.
He's afraid of everything. At one point, there's an eagle, I'll remember it for the rest of my life. He has a leather glove. And then there's an eagle, so the trainer says, come on, hop, hop, hop. And so the eagle lands on Jacques Gourier, on his glove. And at one point, he's so tense that he just says, there's no more gloves. There's no more gloves. Because the eagle goes back up every time.
Because he goes back up. Fear on the glove. There's no more gloves.
I remember.
Listen to me, with my brother, we watch this at least once a month. And sometimes we just say to ourselves, there are no gloves left. There are no gloves left!
But that's what you miss sometimes, stupid people.
We could see all these beautiful images again.
Yes, but you have to look for them.
They're all in your face. There are no more guns. But wait, at Christmas, I'm sure there are always stupid people. Ah, there are stupid people. There are the reds of the stars. I remember, you know, you have Lanvin and Boulevard with sushi. Ah yes, magnificent in Belgium.
On a plate in Belgium.
The interviews of Boulevard, frankly, at the time, in the late 90s, early 2000s, there were really very, very, very funny things. I'm going to say it again, but it's Finkelkraut and Pascal Praud who didn't understand that the show had started. It started! I didn't understand that the show had started! Did you see that? And the head of Praud who is really worried. What are you doing?
You know what he said to him? He asked him a question and the other one crossed his arms. I'm going to answer you. No, I'm going to answer you. No, but you have to answer now. Ah, it started! What's going on in his head? He heard Pascal Praud talking to the camera for 15 minutes.
No, he wasn't there, he had blue eyes.
No, but wait, there's going to be an ad. No, but it's so weird. He was preparing his thing. How do you understand? The show started, it's crazy. Ah, it started. It started, there are no gloves, it's the same. Yeah, it's the same. C'est merveilleux. C'est merveilleux. C'est merveilleux.
C'est merveilleux. that we make Jacques Gourier come. We can find his trace. Because in syntax, he was even interesting. He said, at one point, he said, you know why zebras are striped white? It's him who says, in addition, who proposes this info. They are striped white and black because insects... Il se pose que, écoute bien la fin, sur le noir ou le blanc.
Je sais plus si c'est le noir ou le blanc.
Et il le dit comme ça.
Oui, il dit le noir ou le blanc, je sais plus.
Et surtout tu te dis, pourquoi ils sont pas que de l'autre couleur du coup ? Surtout prépare ta chronique. T'es là une minute. Et il ralentit au début de la phrase pour bien... Parce que il se pose que sur le noir ou le blanc. Je sais plus.
C'est beau, mais pour moi c'est de la poésie.
Je suis fan de ce monsieur. Il faut savoir qu'il y a une pétition en ligne pour qu'il revienne à la télévision. J'imagine que c'est toi qui l'as lancée. C'est vrai. I would really like someone to know someone who knows someone, the grandson of Jacques Gourier, who says to him, you should let your grandfather listen to the podcast. Ah, but it's possible.
Dear friends, it's unfortunately already almost the end.
No, it's been 10 minutes, we haven't even had time to play, what a shame. But before we leave... Wait, there's still a question about death that you haven't done. Yes, but there are little things... There are little things to do.
Oh no!
There's not even a promo. It's Christmas! It's embarrassing, it's not sunny at all. What did she say? She said, it's Gerardine who's annoying.
No, she said, it's her who's annoying.
No, not nice, but I recognize him. It was a character. After, he repeats it, it's okay. It was a character.
It was a character.
The next time we come, we're going to make fun of each other again. We're going to be there, at the beginning, we're going to be there. Oh, he's less put in place. We're going to leave, that's it.
You're going to give us tape or glue?
What are you going to do?
It's not my fault. By the way, who won the... I don't know. It's Vincent De Dienne. I counted the points, it's Vincent De Dienne. I'm so happy. He's really happy. He's making fun of me.
Les Agrafes, it's old for me. It's great.
Maped, it's still homophobic.
It looks like a car though.
It looks like an alligator. Or a xenomorph alien. Everyone finds their own thing. Before we leave, let's take a quick look at the cultural recommendations. It could be a movie. I'm sick of it. It can be a film, a series, a story, a book, a play, not necessarily a recent thing, just something you've consumed recently.
I realized something. My recommendation, it's a bit promo, but since I'm not in it, but it's because I really can't wait to see Joli Joli, the film, the musical comedy in which you play. Oh, you're so nice. But no, but it's true. It's very cool.
Because first of all, I'm a great, great fan of comedy.
You saw it?
I really liked it. We received the Lucianance, as I call it. And Filipinos. They came to talk to us and I saw the film.
It makes me want to. First of all, I love musicals and maybe even more when they are French. And then seeing you in there, I don't know, it makes me emotional.
What I was saying last time, it's a generation of people who are happy to see. All the castings are just people from my generation that I like, it's so much fun.
There's José Garcia.
And José Garcia, the king. Did you see how well they sing? I made them sing in my film. I didn't say that, but I made them sing. They sing less well in my film. What I mean is that the scene is not a performance, that's what I mean. No, it's a performance that is still eligible for the César. Exactly. He knows how to do everything. And he's a great partner. And he's a soldier. He doesn't let go.
He wants you to be happy and he's a great guy. It was amazing to see him. Incredible. But it's true that you have Stig and Grégoire Ludig, and then Raphaël Pâques, William Lepguil, of course. It was very pleasant. And Tex too. He was a bit in the editing. Gastem didn't keep it.
He had it all on December 5th. At Christmas. Oh really? It's arrogant, I think, you see. I don't recommend my advice.
It annoys me. On the 26th, the 25th, it's still... But it's a Wednesday, that's all.
For whom do you take it?
They say it's a Jesus and us. I agree with you, if it doesn't come out on a Wednesday, it's arrogant. No, it's a Wednesday, of course. The 25th, it's a Wednesday? Yes, of course. Okay, okay. It's arrogant.
I don't know, we always left it for Christmas, we're not going to do anything else now.
We're going to the mass, we're going to the cinema.
I like the umbrella as a reference, I like a lot of things, I really want to. So I'll be there on the 25th.
Vincent? It's really because my look is on a book. We have the same library. And I see a book by François Rollin. And it makes me think that you have to watch Colère, you have to watch all the shows. Professor Rollin always has something to say. You have to watch François Rollin all the time. Did you write on Rollin's shows too? Or staged?
Staged.
Staged, that's it. Staged. And above all, I loved him. Young, teenager, adult. I went to see him a lot in shows and I always hallucinated about what I saw. He's prodigious. There was a box that I had bought at the time. A DVD box where there's really everything. There's even his show with Ramsay.
Exactly.
And there's also this World of Storytelling World Championship, do you remember?
Yes, of course.
Where he's with Jackie Berroyer and Clémentine Sellerier. And they're trying to beat the record of the number of storytelling. That is to say, there's someone who has to tell a true story. that happened to him. When he told it, he hit his partner's hand, who has to tell a true story, and they have to hold on as long as possible.
And then, how long does it last?
Oh, I don't know. 12 minutes, alas.
No, no, no. That's great.
And Clémentine Salarié, she's so good. And Jacqui Berroyer, whatever you want. Yeah. But they're also free on YouTube, if you can't find it on the market. There are a lot of these shows on YouTube, including the one with Ramzy. I didn't know at all. Yes, yes, but she looks like a pro. I mean, I think it's a little written at the same time. Yes, there must be some naysayers. That's right, exactly.
C'est le terme du théâtre. C'est des basounettes. C'est des basounettes, c'est Molière qui disait ça. Alors Adrien, tu vas faire quoi que recommande Destine ? Toujours un truc du Japon. Je vous conseille le père la chaise ? You've already screwed me over. The last time I did a review, you were like, I don't know why. You were like, oh, he's inventing it. I'm going to try to be short.
Anyway, I have nothing. I have nothing. It's a little game on the phone called La Chance du Locataire. Oh. And basically, the principle, it's a game of... Money machine. Oh. But the principle is that after each turn, we pull the thing once, we score points. And in fact, after each turn, we are offered to add a symbol in the money machine.
So every time, the symbols appear randomly, that's the principle. But basically, where it's not just a simple money machine, it's that the different... There are an infinity of symbols that exist. And the symbols between them... interact to make more money. Oh, it's the Chinese!
It's Géraldine. So, listen carefully.
I'm trying to be simple. You're trying to be simple?
Are you kidding me? So, do your Instagram detox or your phone, I don't know what. I'll interrupt you, it's much more complicated.
I don't know, we didn't want to read a book.
We interrupted you after 45 minutes.
No, no, no, it wasn't that long. No, no, no, Adrien, it's okay. You're exaggerating. You're exaggerating. I'm not done. I'm not done. No, but I'm not going to go into the details. If it stung your curiosity, play it. No, but I'm not going to... It stung our... No, but it stung my mouth. I'm sorry, Adrien. You recommended Balatro.
Do you know Balatro? Yes.
Do you play Balatro? No, I don't want to fall into it. I don't know what it is. No, no, no. The joke is that one day, I wanted to explain Balatro to this antenna.
Since then, everyone gets mad at me and... Except that you remember nothing. Wait, don't interrupt me. Because I want to say something.
The last time, I said to myself, I would like to discover new games because I only play Balatro on my phone. So I said to myself, I'm going to go to the App Store, I'm going to go to the Balatro page, and at the bottom, it will say if you like Balatro.
Yes, recommendation.
The last comment, at least when I went to see it, from a user who talks about Balatro, gets mad at me in the comment section. Even on the App Store, I'm quoted as, you know, it's like, you're an explorer, you open a cave, a thing that you explored, you come and on the wall, it says Adrien Méniel, big asshole. At the time, I was saying, well, there... While you're solar. While I'm solar.
In fact, it made me laugh because I said to myself, ah, to make the joke in an incessant way, it's not funny anymore, for a very long time. But there, the surprise was there. And in any case, where I come back to my feet, it's that this game, La Chance du Locataire.
Yeah, I already like the title. It's a little song, it's better.
The principle is that you turn the wheel five times and that with the money, you pay your rent and that in fact, every time, the rent increases. So you have to find mechanics for, for example... Oh là là, you're sure?
You're sure of the example?
I'll give you an example. I'll give you an example. There's the symbol... There's the symbol... There's the mouse symbol, but if you also have the cheese symbol, if by chance the mouse symbol falls next to the cheese symbol, the mouse eats the cheese, it brings you more money. There are a lot of interactions like that, so it becomes quite complex mechanics.
And it's the game that inspired the creator of Balatro. We saw that, he said yes. Do you like board games too? I love them, but we didn't have any.
We're going back to a year ago. I love board games.
He's crazy about games.
He's crazy about games. He's crazy about games.
He's crazy about games. He's crazy about games. He's crazy about games. He's crazy about games. He's crazy about games.
He's crazy about games.
Moi j'ai beaucoup joué à Concept. J'adore Concept. J'ai joué à... Tu te mets combien ?
Le 2.
Il y a Jean-Paul Rouve dedans. Tu te mets combien en Jean-Paul Rouve ? Il a de la chance. Moi je suis dans une question. I don't have a file, but I'm in a question, Big Flo and Oli, and it's like, what is the nickname of one of the two brothers? Big Flo, Flobert, etc. So that means that maybe they listen to us. Maybe. And so, put a card in front of them. Put a card in front of them.
People don't know, but Vincent De Dienne... I want, I want. No, Floatcast, no, it's too... No, but you play with your parents, Floatcast, you'll be like, I'll put it at zero. Sometimes, there are things like the mycosis, I don't know too much. In any case, don't offer me that, for my part. I discovered the movies of the Muppet Show. We were talking about Guillaume Delinfo.
I was always next to the Muppet Show. I didn't grow up with the Muppet Show. I discover. It's really good. In writing, in rhythm. These are things that we love, of the whole family, of the children love, but when you're old you have a lot of hidden jokes and really they are all on.
So there are the recent ones after the death of the creator Jim Hanson are a little less interesting, but the very old 70s are great and suddenly I fell into a vortex on YouTube where I watch old episodes. There is an episode with Charles Aznavour, who is not in the film Mr. Aznavour and who is still missing.
But yeah, there are a lot of really very funny sketches of the Muppet Show and it's really good. We talked a lot about puppets in this episode. We talked about Panacloc, Guignols and Macron. Ooh! Marionette des industries. Just before leaving, last little round of table. Vincent, you play Un soir de galop au bout du nord. There's not a lot of room left.
It's very full.
I still have the name. Porte de galop. I didn't understand. Au bouffe du nord. And not at the Parisian bouffe. Because I was too bad once for a theater. 120 euros in the ass. Not for a show. But once I was going to see a play. I thought it was at the Parisian Bouffe. It was at the Bouffe du Nord. It was too late. I put the two places... So I tell people.
In the ass, Lulu and Charlie. So you finish.
You did a whole tour and you finish. The last ones.
But on the other hand... Do you play the 25? Yes. And the 31. Yes, but... Ah, it's blaspheme.
Is it arrogant or not?
No.
No, it's SOS de Transamitié, François.
Yes, it's true, it's true. Yes, it's true, it's true. It's nice, it's nice. It's nice because there are live humans.
Yes, I see what she means. It's nice, it's nice. But in terms of theater, you can also see it in January. From January, it's until when? Until... Début avril. Ah oui, donc pas mal quand même. Juste la fin du monde et il ne met jamais un arrivé de Jean-Luc Lagarde. Deux très belles pièces. Il y en a une des deux que je ne connais pas, mais l'autre est vraiment bien. Juste la fin du monde.
Très, très belle pièce. Et avec toute une équipe.
Non, mais c'est quand même une prouesse parce qu'il va jouer le lundi une pièce et le mardi l'autre. Non. Non, vraiment pas. C'est les deux le même jour. C'est pire. C'est vraiment pire.
It's a crazy thing to do. And also in 2025, there's Natacha at the Thèse de l'Heure, on a platform, I think, or in the cinema? In the cinema. In the cinema, very good. And you're both with Géraldine on the poster of Mac Walter, directed by Simon Astier. Yes, yes. Between the film, the hero, interpreted by Mr. V. So there you have it, the film Mac Walter. It was great, you liked it.
It was great. We shot in Bulgaria, in what we call the back-loads of the outside studios. Yes, the equivalent of New York. Absolutely. And so we'll remember it for a long time.
It's true. Yes, yes. I didn't go to New York, but you took me to see the studios at night. I was walking around in a fake New York at night with Geraldine Acas. I loved that moment.
It was great. It was insane. It was incredible to live that.
You will come back to tell us about it.
Of course.
With pleasure. And Géraldine, there is a teaser that came out yesterday. You are in the fight of the chiefs.
Asterix.
The series of Alain Chabat.
There is a teaser that came out.
There is a teaser that came out. And still, you are a national heroine.
Absolutely. Bonne mine. Bonne mine. Oh, j'ai de la chance, j'ai de la chance. C'est ma preffe, faut pas croire que c'est génial. Elle est vraiment... Non, mais c'est vrai. Elle est bonne mine, quoi. Ouais, ouais, bonne mine. Elle est démente.
Avec Rémi Ludi qui fait un bras raccourci. Exactement. Le couple de chef.
Et du coup, évidemment, Alain ne s'est pas privé pour travailler 200 000 ans. Sur les épisodes, donc ça va être très bien. J'ai très hâte. Ça sort quand ?
C'est court en 2025.
C'est court en 2025 parce que je pense qu'il changera des trucs en 2025. C'est la seule série qui va être mise à jour.
N'hésitez pas à regarder l'épisode 2 parce qu'on a tout changé. C'est pas trop ça. C'est vrai. Merci beaucoup. Merci, c'était trop bien. Merci, à très bientôt. Ça sort après Noël ? Arrête tes conneries.
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