Vincent Dedienne
Appearances
FloodCast
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Between Limoges and Le Cap. Don't mess with me, it's too stupid.
FloodCast
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Ah, that's funny. There are only nicknames for you to be a little bit, you have the impression of being intimate with the shops.
FloodCast
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Oui, je vois, je mets un pavé dans la main. Oui, je vois, les canards ont peur.
FloodCast
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Well, I'm going to ask. Yes, that's it. He's going to tell me since you don't have the answer, Didier.
FloodCast
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We want to call him. We're going to humiliate him. I'm going to cook him. No, no, you're a debunker.
FloodCast
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Because since we're a bit old, we can say that and we can believe people. Ah yes, that can be scary. There's that too. So maybe Johan... I got rolled in the flour. Not really. You're an escalope, my friend.
FloodCast
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No, but it's good to say your name, since... Alissa, go to the essential, you!
FloodCast
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By the way, it was crazy, this image, I find, to see a football player with a mask. I didn't even know we had the right.
FloodCast
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Everyone has shitty answers to that. We're all approximative. I think that at the beginning, France said the Francevision. There's a thing. Ah, whatever. I don't know why.
FloodCast
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Why do you use the internet the most in your daily life? Why do you use the internet the most in your daily life? Why do you use the internet the most in your daily life? Why do you use the internet the most in your daily life? Why do you use the internet the most in your daily life?
FloodCast
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What do you say? I haven't done it a hundred times, but I've done it a dozen times, you're good. It's the Kardashians before and after.
FloodCast
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Before, after, but even after a legging or something, because they only have things that make them other people every time. They put on pants, it's other people. It hurts me when I look at that. No, I love it.
FloodCast
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To check? Because I was told a lot, I was told a lot, I love what you do for Lebanon. And I said to myself, but what do I do for Lebanon? And in fact, I was Lebanese for years on Wikipedia. We talked a lot, we spoke in Arabic, we said to me, machin. And so I smiled stupidly and I said, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And in fact, I understood the mistake.
FloodCast
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No, I stopped with that, but sometimes I look. Géraldine Nakache, the children are king. Oh, a chiasse. Well, Géraldine Nakache, I'm not a hero. Oh, another chiasse.
FloodCast
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Really? But why? I don't know. Was there a picture of you two somewhere? I don't think so.
FloodCast
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It really looks like him. I know. But I have the impression that they made sure that... It's a thing that's done.
FloodCast
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Mais est-ce que tu penses qu'ils ont essayé de faire en sorte que ça soit... Je pense que j'ai fait une connerie.
FloodCast
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Yes, it's super good. It's very good, Guégan, who makes... But, suddenly, you wanted to wear a lot of... Why ? I don't know.
FloodCast
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Wait, because when you say Laurent Dutch, for example, I have the feeling of having heard his voice on something where I said... He does all the U stores.
FloodCast
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And when they play, they say to each other, do we really see each other? They have a behavior of people who say, we don't see each other. They think they're behind a wall for me. In fact, if I had to play that, I would say to myself, OK, I'm hidden behind a wall. So, they would be 10. And there's only the wrist like that that does something. I would like you to see that. It fascinated me.
FloodCast
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I have to tell you. I wanted to talk about the brothers, how? Lebrun, the brothers Lebrun.
FloodCast
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Ah really? He has a sort of... No, it depends, precisely... Ah yes, I saw it, I saw it.
FloodCast
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— I'm already kind enough to say something. Because I don't give a fuck.
FloodCast
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— Because I think we're going to talk, I think at some point you're going to tell me, you know what, Géraldine? These games are bullshit. We're going to talk.
FloodCast
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No, that's it. Ah, but wait, when you connect, it's... Ah, it's necessarily... It's your IP address, yeah. So, if you're Portuguese and you want to go to the Portuguese website... No, no. Yeah, but Portuguese... No, you can't.
FloodCast
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They measured connections since France. It's like a chaplain, everyone understands. Yes, that's true.
FloodCast
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Ah yeah, that's why too. I came back with another binom. Who? And I was a little wrong. Who is it? In the person of? Pierre Minet.
FloodCast
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The accent and everything. I don't know. Do you want to sleep with me?
FloodCast
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It's true that he's not on Insta anymore. Is that true? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
FloodCast
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You see how much you become a better person. It makes me homophobic, apparently. It's the little negative thing.
FloodCast
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Ah, mais quand on s'appelle Adrien, on se fait appeler Adrie, du coup ?
FloodCast
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Juste une différence d'intonation. Non, c'est clair. C'est pas appeler Adrie, mais on se fait appeler Adrie.
FloodCast
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Alors, figure-toi, je vais vous donner un scoop. My parents, and only my parents, call me Gédine. For what reason, I don't know. You look like a little character from a comic book. You look like a little Girardine from Poche. Yes, that's it.
FloodCast
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Didine, no, it never happened to me. Or the heavy ones, or the very heavy ones.
FloodCast
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Adrien Gallo, that's good. Adrien Gallo, that's good, Adrien. C'est qui Adrien Gallo?
FloodCast
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We didn't humiliate you, it was your gift that was humiliating. No, no, no. You offer an agrafeuse that doesn't agrafe.
FloodCast
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And he's supposed to be funny, right? Yes, Bill. But he's not like the puppet of the other gentleman, I forgot his name, who says vulgarities. No, Bill is not vulgar.
FloodCast
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It's like Jean-Pierre Foucault. They've never done anything wrong.
FloodCast
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He found his mother. There's a beautiful story in the book with a horse.
FloodCast
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There's everything, there's everything. There's drinking and eating. There's a lagaffe as if it kills me.
FloodCast
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Wait, the Big Deal, in fact, it was like a bit of the fair price, right?
FloodCast
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On Instagram? No, no, no. It's on TV. On Story, the show on Story.
FloodCast
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During one shot, you hear the boss who says, thank you Charlie and Lulu.
FloodCast
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It's a daily thing. And he has a daily live every day. Sometimes, I remember, I have a memory of Cad, who at 17h40 says, we don't have any sketch. And then he takes a fake beard, he puts it on his forehead, and he says, well, it's a character. And he goes to do an interview with a beard on his forehead, and he says, you know, that's enough. And it was often the best sketches.
FloodCast
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No, so after there is the fact that it is different, the TV, in addition in direct, it was you think in the morning, you make the lunch, you throw at 19h10. And that, can you miss it sometimes ? C'est vrai que c'était fou, ça peut manquer. En revanche, dans le cinéma, le côté maturation, ou maturage, je ne sais pas quel mot existe pour ça, il est nécessaire.
FloodCast
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To see comedy, I had to go to a comedy. I had to go to the room to see the show. I didn't have comedy. It was my fantasy.
FloodCast
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Another excuse, it's weird. What happened to him? He died. Yes, but a lot like that.
FloodCast
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Ah, he bought the thing to go see the Titanic? No, no, that's not it.
FloodCast
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Housewife. Not a housewife. It's not just that he wanted to make his teeth whiten again, he died during the operation, alas.
FloodCast
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When you had the millionaire's show and you turned a wheel, you woke up from yadda and yadda.
FloodCast
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Why? Because once is good. One opportunity, Eminem. You're going to present who wants to win millions? It's quite far away, it's quite far away.
FloodCast
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Ah, you do it, you mean you write it? I'm an author on it, yes. But that means that everything is written ?
FloodCast
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You don't have to look at yourself. He went way too far. The big baby in his bed.
FloodCast
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Let's do La Famille en Or together. We've been a lot at your place. Thank you.
FloodCast
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Faut qu'on refasse un épisode où t'amènes une famille en or et c'est juste on joue au jeu à une famille en or. Allez, le numéro que vous avez demandé... C'est plus accessible actuellement.
FloodCast
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Ah, le cube avec les chiffres ! Comment on dit quand c'est sur plaquettes ? Plateau ! Ah, plateau ! On dit sur plateau, c'est pareil. On se fait chier la mort, c'est sûr ! Là, je pose les fascicules ?
FloodCast
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Because on TV, we don't know what to do. You know what? When I came last time with you... The game? The game. You made us a game where we had to sing with an air, the lyrics. And one day, I'm in a shop in Paris, rue de Rivoli, and there's someone who comes to hit me on the shoulder very delicately and who says to me, hello, I'm the creator of this game. Oh, great!
FloodCast
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And I have one in my backpack, I can offer you one. And since then... I was going to say I play with my daughter. No, but my daughter plays with her girlfriends. It's a great story. It's Christmas.
FloodCast
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Ah, good question. I know people who... Is he looking for how to make money, for example?
FloodCast
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It's crazy. In my gym, there's Lambert Wilson. Oh, Max! Monsieur Duverrier. Monsieur Duverrier.
FloodCast
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You did theater for Geraldine. It lasted a month, the moment I said to myself, that's it, I don't have the lip that sticks to the teeth. That's it, it's over. We stopped the play.
FloodCast
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So I'm going to do the off of that because on my birthday there was my nephew, that is to say the son of my brother, who, as soon as he was less than 10 meters from you, was like, ah, wait, ah, there's Flaubert, there's Flaubert, ah, Flaubert.
FloodCast
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Non, non, t'inquiète. Mais non, plusieurs, même pas forcément pour nous. C'est ça, c'est ça. Les parents, les gens.
FloodCast
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Well, it's because I had a baccalaureate with a mention. In 2018? Absolutely. Ah, you passed it in 2018.
FloodCast
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it's true, you passed it in 2018. Yeah, stop being seduced by my old age.
FloodCast
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But do you realize, because we're like, you say what you want, but the truth of all this is that I'm a mental moron. No, you didn't hear it. Yes, I'm going to explain it to you. No, you didn't hear it. No, there's an agreement, the numbers and the geography.
FloodCast
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But what? But I become a moron. No, it's a joke. 2018, and yes, Zidane. Zidane. Zidane and the baccalaureate with Mention.
FloodCast
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It was when, 2018? 2018, it was six years ago. It's an event where we've all heard about. Yes, I think so. Ah, I think so. It's not a huge thing.
FloodCast
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While Vincent's self-portrait with his ear cut out was very soft. The beginning of a suicide.
FloodCast
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Moi, j'ai vécu un truc mais qui n'a pas été live à la télé. On parlait de Charlie et lui tout à l'heure. Je travaillais déjà à la télé et je voulais absolument aller au Hit Machine. Et du coup, j'avais été au Hit Machine. Je crois que j'avais dû bosser avec eux aussi entre-temps. And I had a machine where there were concerts like that, live artist performances.
FloodCast
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And often, it was a ranking, so there were often stars of the moment. And there was Christina Aguilera, so I had come that day. And she came on stage, the stage was really very high and we were like in a pit. And what really surprised me was that she had a chewing gum and before launching her performance, she threw her chewing gum in the pit, on people, on us. And I remember that it stung me.
FloodCast
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Oh yes, I can say something. I have the impression of being Pierre Cherniat, by the way. It's awful. You worked on Les Guignols too. I worked on Les Guignols and I worked. I was there the first time we released the puppet of Lara Fabian, which cost 20,000 francs more than all the puppets. The others cost 50,000 francs. She had a mechanism and the tongue that came out too.
FloodCast
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She had the eyes that were exorbitant and the tongue that came out. And so we release the puppet for a fiction that was directed by Eric Lartigot, the director of La Famille Bélier.
FloodCast
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And it was for a little fiction, the little Marronis, not for the JT. And it was a mess because in fact, in the puppet, there was only one guy. There, it took two. So suddenly, it was a mess because it took a little and a bigger one. To contort.
FloodCast
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And it was awful, this shooting day with this puppet. Awful. They said to themselves, it's a bit of a mess. And above all, before taking out the puppet, I was asked to compile All the memorable images of Lara Fabian. So I did this famous derush. At the time, at Canal+, I was asked to go to Zapping. Do you remember this show?
FloodCast
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You go to the Zapping bank and you ask them all the bright images of Lara Fabian. And I noticed something when I derushed, because I had to do the editing. It's that in every country where she went, she took the accent of the country.
FloodCast
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C'était incroyable. C'est-à-dire que vraiment, en Belgique, limite, elle disait une fois, là-bas au Canada, c'est l'Indien. Et puis, partout où elle va, elle parle dans sa langue avec l'accent du pays.
FloodCast
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Incredible. It was incredible. And I've never met her in real life.
FloodCast
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He said in an interview, I have a big pif or I don't know what. I have pictures of me waiting at my parents' place on puppets that are lying on a table like that. I'm waiting. I asked my parents. And the picture is a bit anxious. Because I'm on Baladur, too.
FloodCast
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Ah oui, c'est vrai qu'ils avaient fait une marionnette de Bacri.
FloodCast
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To be honest, you want me to tell you the one I preferred? It was Chirac. Yes, Chirac. Chirac was exceptional. Because he had a weakness in his eye. He had something that was exceptional.
FloodCast
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You should be more gentle, because you're really crazy. At the time of these shows, I don't know if you were, because you're as old as me, Adrien, but do you remember the summer shows on the beaches with Thierry Beccaro?
FloodCast
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In any case, there was a chronicler who was in charge of the animal section, whose name was Jacques Gourier, and who was supposed to be a friend of the production, because he was afraid even of a zebra.
FloodCast
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And so he takes it and says, look, it's adorable. It's adorable, he just ate it.
FloodCast
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He's afraid of everything. At one point, there's an eagle, I'll remember it for the rest of my life. He has a leather glove. And then there's an eagle, so the trainer says, come on, hop, hop, hop. And so the eagle lands on Jacques Gourier, on his glove. And at one point, he's so tense that he just says, there's no more gloves. There's no more gloves. Because the eagle goes back up every time.
FloodCast
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Because he goes back up. Fear on the glove. There's no more gloves.
FloodCast
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Listen to me, with my brother, we watch this at least once a month. And sometimes we just say to ourselves, there are no gloves left. There are no gloves left!
FloodCast
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C'est merveilleux. that we make Jacques Gourier come. We can find his trace. Because in syntax, he was even interesting. He said, at one point, he said, you know why zebras are striped white? It's him who says, in addition, who proposes this info. They are striped white and black because insects... Il se pose que, écoute bien la fin, sur le noir ou le blanc.
FloodCast
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I realized something. My recommendation, it's a bit promo, but since I'm not in it, but it's because I really can't wait to see Joli Joli, the film, the musical comedy in which you play. Oh, you're so nice. But no, but it's true. It's very cool.
FloodCast
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It makes me want to. First of all, I love musicals and maybe even more when they are French. And then seeing you in there, I don't know, it makes me emotional.
FloodCast
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He had it all on December 5th. At Christmas. Oh really? It's arrogant, I think, you see. I don't recommend my advice.
FloodCast
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I don't know, we always left it for Christmas, we're not going to do anything else now.
FloodCast
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I like the umbrella as a reference, I like a lot of things, I really want to. So I'll be there on the 25th.
FloodCast
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Are you kidding me? So, do your Instagram detox or your phone, I don't know what. I'll interrupt you, it's much more complicated.
FloodCast
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Since then, everyone gets mad at me and... Except that you remember nothing. Wait, don't interrupt me. Because I want to say something.
FloodCast
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Yeah, I already like the title. It's a little song, it's better.
FloodCast
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But on the other hand... Do you play the 25? Yes. And the 31. Yes, but... Ah, it's blaspheme.
FloodCast
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Yes, it's true, it's true. Yes, it's true, it's true. It's nice, it's nice. It's nice because there are live humans.
FloodCast
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Non, mais c'est quand même une prouesse parce qu'il va jouer le lundi une pièce et le mardi l'autre. Non. Non, vraiment pas. C'est les deux le même jour. C'est pire. C'est vraiment pire.
FloodCast
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It was great. We shot in Bulgaria, in what we call the back-loads of the outside studios. Yes, the equivalent of New York. Absolutely. And so we'll remember it for a long time.
FloodCast
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Absolutely. Bonne mine. Bonne mine. Oh, j'ai de la chance, j'ai de la chance. C'est ma preffe, faut pas croire que c'est génial. Elle est vraiment... Non, mais c'est vrai. Elle est bonne mine, quoi. Ouais, ouais, bonne mine. Elle est démente.
FloodCast
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Et du coup, évidemment, Alain ne s'est pas privé pour travailler 200 000 ans. Sur les épisodes, donc ça va être très bien. J'ai très hâte. Ça sort quand ?
FloodCast
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C'est court en 2025 parce que je pense qu'il changera des trucs en 2025. C'est la seule série qui va être mise à jour.
FloodCast
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But yes, but of course. But what, no? She doesn't agree. Of course, he says.
FloodCast
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So she listens to us, the SNCF. There are people from the SNCF who listen to us. She's a fan.