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KILL TONY

KT #721 - JIMMY CARR

Tue, 03 Jun 2025

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Jimmy Carr, Kam Patterson, William Montgomery, Ari Matti, Hans Kim, D Madness, Michael A. Gonzales, Jon Deas, Matthew Muehling, Joe White, Kristie Nova, Yoni, Troy Conrad, Tony Hinchcliffe, Brian Redban - RECORDED– 05/19/2025 TONY HINCHCLIFFE @TONYHINCHCLIFE TONYHINCHCLIFFE.COM BRIAN REDBAN @REDBAN DEATHSQUAD.TV SUNSETSTRIPATX.COM THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY: As a listener of this podcast, you’ll get $80 off of your first month with Talkspace when you go to https://talkspace.com/tony and enter promo code SPACE80. See why 4 out of 5 employers who post on ZipRecruiter get a quality candidate within the first day. Just go to https://ziprecruiter.com/killtony right now to try ZipRecruiter FOR FREE. Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/killtony Download the Prizepicks app today and use code TONY to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/TONY Right now get 10% off at https://tecovas.com/killtony when you sign up for email and texts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Chapter 1: Who are the guests on this episode?

0.58 - 27.738 Brian Redban

Hey, this is Red Band, and you're listening to the Death Squad Podcast Network. This episode of Kill Tony and every episode of Kill Tony can be found at DeathSquad.tv, Apple, Spotify, and anywhere you get podcasts. Check out TonyHinchcliffe.com for everything The Golden Pony, Tony Hinchcliffe. You can also check out ShopSquad.tv for Death Squad merch, hats, mugs, whatever. ShopSquad.tv.

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28.178 - 30.3 Brian Redban

And now here's a brand new episode of Kill Tony.

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31.18 - 53.613 Jimmy Carr

hello do you see me england london it's me the young king here with the prime rib minister brian redman inviting you to the lovely o2 arena for one night only june 7th that's enough it's enough too much sauerkraut for you oh your hat

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55.492 - 64.796 Hans Kim

Get in front of the sign, you baffo. That's why you're not true royalty.

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66.477 - 86.811 Jimmy Carr

Hey, this is your only chance to see us on the other side of the world, because we're pure-blood Americans. We're putting on an act right now, pretending to be English to get you to buy tickets, making us feel like we're connected in some way. But we are coming. The number one live comedy show in the world is coming to the O2 Arena, London, England, June 7th.

86.851 - 96.14 Jimmy Carr

Get tickets right now at the only place where you can get them, TonyHinchcliffe.com. And we'll see you then.

96.2 - 105.892 Hans Kim

For royalty waits for no one. Somebody put on some Elton John. You too?

155.149 - 164.392 Kristie Nova

Hey, this is Redneck coming to you live from the Comedy Mothership here in Austin, Texas for a brand new episode of Kill Tony. Give it up for Tony Hitchcock!

174.896 - 212.661 Jimmy Carr

Who's ready for the best fucking night of their lives, huh? He made it! Brian Redman, ladies and gentlemen. What's up? And that is the best damn band in the land. The great Carlos Sosa over there on horns, Fernando Castillo, Raul Vallejo, Nachos Belgrande. Belvita Chalupa. That's the great Michael Gonzalez on the drums, ladies and gentlemen. They call him Big Mike.

Chapter 2: What is Jimmy Carr's background in comedy?

584.802 - 587.946 Jimmy Carr

This guy's great. He's great. We call him Stephen Walking.

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589.888 - 593.692 D Madness

I think we can put that on the poster. He's a walking, talking Stephen Hawking.

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598.873 - 603.915 Jimmy Carr

Cool. That is a badass fucking, that's merch for days.

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605.135 - 622.126 D Madness

A walking, talking Stephen Hawking. I was weirdly good friends with Stephen Hawking. You were? Yeah, we were pretty close. We used to spend a lot of time together and he could take a joke. Really? He came to see a show of mine once in Cambridge. Okay. the rest of the audience was so uncomfortable around him.

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622.947 - 634.925 D Madness

Just because I said that, you know, when he dies, it's probably going to be, you know, a virus. Of one kind or another. God bless his little heart.

634.945 - 641.748 Sean

How long have you been doing stand-up? A long time, like a decade or more. Fucking good. Oh, thanks.

642.028 - 675.24 Jimmy Carr

Let me ask you a question, because now I'm interested. Was Stephen Hawking, when he was in your audience, was he typing, like, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha? Was he, like, making noise? He was trying to get out. Ha-ha-ha! He's trying to back up out of there. Oh, my goodness. Martin, what else is going on this week? You found the dog. That's huge. We found him. You guys might not know, but his dog got away.

675.26 - 706.704 Sean

His dog escaped. We found this out last week or the week before. My brother was watching him. He got out. But luckily homeless people picked him up. The homeless look after their own. He lived in the encampment for like three days, and I don't know what the hell happened, but he's back. He survived.

706.884 - 707.524 Jimmy Carr

So great.

Chapter 3: What happens during the comedy performances?

3341.471 - 3344.593 D Madness

There's actually a name for that where I'm from. That's called begging. Okay.

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3348.312 - 3368.401 Jimmy Carr

Blazing Nana. So you just moved here from Oakland. Yes. Now, when someone like you moves to Texas from Oakland, do you put your trailer... Do you like sit in it while they're driving? You have trailer energies, am I correct? Do you live in a trailer?

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3368.701 - 3377.343 Jon Deas

I am a half-baked hillbilly, yeah. My mom's family's from West, by God, Virginia. And my daddy's a Tennessee stump jumper from Tennessee.

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3378.143 - 3380.404 Jimmy Carr

So this is a long way to get to, yes.

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3380.604 - 3380.904 Jon Deas

Yes.

3381.384 - 3382.344 Jimmy Carr

You live in a trailer?

3383.005 - 3387.666 Jon Deas

No, I don't. I live in a 55-plus community for old folks. Oh, nice.

3387.786 - 3388.986 Jimmy Carr

Yeah, it's pretty nice.

3389.006 - 3391.387 Jon Deas

Okay. They're quiet neighbors, quiet neighbors.

Chapter 4: How does the podcast incorporate audience interaction?

4543.356 - 4553.605 Ronaldo Mercado

I supply molding to Home Depots around the area. You supply molding to Home Depot. I'm one of the ones on the inside. I'm good. Okay.

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4557.309 - 4563.917 D Madness

Were you at any stage a bass player for The Strokes? You have that kind of indie rock and roll look.

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4564.137 - 4570.461 Jimmy Carr

There is a look to you. It's very, very rare amongst Latino people, I've noticed, but you have a look. Do you have a Latino barber?

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4571.722 - 4577.405 Ronaldo Mercado

No, my girlfriend cut my hair. That's what it is. That's what it is. Which is one of the most Mexican things about me, by the way.

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4578.346 - 4583.329 D Madness

I think she must really love you because she doesn't want other women to be with you. Yes, exactly.

4585.015 - 4588.099 Jimmy Carr

She's Mexican as well? No, no. She's a white girl?

4588.119 - 4595.969 Ronaldo Mercado

Yeah, she's white. Where'd you meet her at? We actually met, well, we met for the first time when we were in elementary school, but we started dating.

4596.009 - 4597.311 D Madness

What were you doing, gardening?

4605.031 - 4607.712 Jimmy Carr

What were you saying there? You were in elementary school and then what?

Chapter 7: What are the sponsorships mentioned?

28.178 - 30.3 Brian Redban

And now here's a brand new episode of Kill Tony.

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31.18 - 53.613 Jimmy Carr

hello do you see me england london it's me the young king here with the prime rib minister brian redman inviting you to the lovely o2 arena for one night only june 7th that's enough it's enough too much sauerkraut for you oh your hat

0

55.492 - 64.796 Hans Kim

Get in front of the sign, you baffo. That's why you're not true royalty.

0

66.477 - 86.811 Jimmy Carr

Hey, this is your only chance to see us on the other side of the world, because we're pure-blood Americans. We're putting on an act right now, pretending to be English to get you to buy tickets, making us feel like we're connected in some way. But we are coming. The number one live comedy show in the world is coming to the O2 Arena, London, England, June 7th.

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86.851 - 96.14 Jimmy Carr

Get tickets right now at the only place where you can get them, TonyHinchcliffe.com. And we'll see you then.

96.2 - 105.892 Hans Kim

For royalty waits for no one. Somebody put on some Elton John. You too?

155.149 - 164.392 Kristie Nova

Hey, this is Redneck coming to you live from the Comedy Mothership here in Austin, Texas for a brand new episode of Kill Tony. Give it up for Tony Hitchcock!

174.896 - 212.661 Jimmy Carr

Who's ready for the best fucking night of their lives, huh? He made it! Brian Redman, ladies and gentlemen. What's up? And that is the best damn band in the land. The great Carlos Sosa over there on horns, Fernando Castillo, Raul Vallejo, Nachos Belgrande. Belvita Chalupa. That's the great Michael Gonzalez on the drums, ladies and gentlemen. They call him Big Mike.

212.921 - 241.834 Jimmy Carr

He gets a little bit bigger every week. That is the mutilator Matt Muehling on the electric guitar. The great John Deese is back on the keys. He's been on tour, crushing it, and on bass tonight, joining us with perfect vision. The man can see, this is Nick Lewis joining the band tonight. D Magnus with a very rare night off. How much fun is this? We are here, we are live, so exciting.

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