Rodrigo Marin
Appearances
KILL TONY
KT #721 - JIMMY CARR
I don't really know my own exact race. But people say I look like I'm made up of a bunch of different races. Yeah, some say one of them is black. Yeah. So I measured my dick. I'm definitely Hispanic, guys. It's settled. Nah, every time someone asks if I'm black, I always say, I don't know. I don't know who my dad is. And every time, they say, oh, so you're black. And every time, I rob them.
KILL TONY
KT #721 - JIMMY CARR
What do you expect, you know? I was hanging out with some friends the other day, and one of them told me how I've been looking like shit lately. So I said, thanks, man. I'm really trying to get that Pete Davidson look down. Thank you, guys.
KILL TONY
KT #721 - JIMMY CARR
I'm a waiter at a restaurant. Okay. What do you do for fun? Smoke weed and go to the gym.
KILL TONY
KT #721 - JIMMY CARR
Well, I used to bodybuild. Really? Yeah. When I was in college. I'm guessing that didn't work out. It didn't. No. Steroids? I was like, I'm good. Yeah.
KILL TONY
KT #721 - JIMMY CARR
No, I'm not that ratchet. All right. No, north side, north side. Okay. By UTSA area, yeah.
KILL TONY
KT #721 - JIMMY CARR
Two brothers. Well, one of my brothers, I count him a nephew. He's my nephew. I count him as a brother. And then two sisters. Have they seen you do comedy? They have not, no. No, neither have I. Yeah. Yeah.
KILL TONY
KT #721 - JIMMY CARR
I think I have better jokes, but they're a little bit longer. Okay. A lot longer?
KILL TONY
KT #721 - JIMMY CARR
I went to a gay bar in college. I got kicked out for hitting on all the girls, right? Yeah, they were like, he's not gay, imposter. I was like, no, no, no, no, I'm gay, I'm gay. And they were like, prove it. I was like, oh fuck. So there I was, you know, proving I'm gay to get the girls, right? And I was like, ah, you believe me now, huh? How about now, huh?
KILL TONY
KT #721 - JIMMY CARR
Uh, no on that one, but I mean, nobody in my family knows who my dad is. But, and nobody in my family knows who their dad is. Nobody in my family knows who their dad is.
KILL TONY
KT #721 - JIMMY CARR
Well, she said that... She said that it's just one dude, but everybody else says it's not. I don't believe... I don't know who to believe. Yeah, it's... So, when's the last time you talked to your mom about this? Not too long ago. When I bring it up, though, she's like... Do you have your phone on you?