Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Whack Beach Wedding
Sat, 15 Mar 2025
You have to take risks if you want to find true love! One of our listeners did exactly that when he crashed a strangers wedding! Hear what other dangerous moves he made in the Second Date Update Podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Chapter 1: What is the Second Date Update about?
Yeah, I could still be asleep right now.
Like IRL. Well, you know it is the weekend, and on the weekends we just give you a little treat, okay? Sit back for a little drama, a little fun, maybe some laughter. It's all part of your Second Date Update, starting right now.
Second Date Update. Second Date.
Whenever you're watching one of those hospital shows on TV, like ER or House or Grey's Anatomy, the doctors and nurses are always hooking up.
I don't know. My best friend worked in a hospital for a long time. I think it's real.
Because everyone who works there is attractive. The lighting's always dim. And is there anything sexier than changing a soiled bed sheet in front of your co-worker? I'm looking at Brooke right now, and her shirt almost flew off when I said soiled bed sheet.
It's true.
So I was not surprised in the least when one of our listeners reached out saying he met his date when he was at the hospital. So let's get the story from Noah. Noah, what's up, man? Hey guys, how's it going?
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Chapter 2: How did Noah meet Holly?
Please don't tell me it was an unconscious patient.
Why did your head go to that?
I don't know. I just like, I met her. She was in a coma. She looks so peaceful.
You guys are on to something, right? They're in a coma. You're always a 10, I guess. She didn't say no.
Do you work at the hospital? Is that the story?
My grandma got a little bit sick and like nothing huge, but she was in the hospital for a couple of days. And so I was in there with her most of the time for those few days, just visiting pretty frequently and stuff. And one of the nurses, named Holly, was taking care of my grandma, and we just kind of started hitting it off.
Holly the nurse.
And I bet grandma is excited, right? Because grandma... She kind of played matchmaker.
Totally.
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Chapter 3: What happened during Noah and Holly's beach date?
I got to give the ladies what they want.
Yeah. You know it, Noah. All right. That's actually a really cute date, I think.
It sounded actually kind of fun.
Yeah, not a lot of pressure.
yeah well with what happened next i guess i'm glad i was wearing shorts and not a man thong because we noticed there was a little building right down the beach from us what do you mean a building like a boathouse or something or a lifeguard structure maybe like almost like a little community center building okay like an event space yeah there you go on event space yeah exactly so we can hear music and there was you know just a couple of balloons and it said like reception for the
You know, you just told me it was a wedding, right? Like a wedding reception thing going on, you know?
Oh, cute.
Fun.
Yeah, and I kind of was like, maybe let's go to a little wedding crash. That might be kind of fun.
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Chapter 4: Why did Noah and Holly crash a wedding?
That's what I'm getting at. Hopefully we're able to figure this out, but if not, you and I can go then.
There you go, bro.
Did she respond well to the kiss?
Well, so I gave her a kiss on the cheek, and then for the fourth photo, I just go, your turn, and kind of put my cheek out. Turn my head right.
Okay.
And then she didn't kiss my cheek at all. Oh, she left you hanging?
Maybe she didn't understand, because it goes pretty quick between those photos. Like, maybe it was too much for her to register that quickly. I feel that.
You're calling his date dumb, is what you're saying.
Yeah, I'm just like, oh, my God, he just kissed me. Wait, what are you asking me to do? And then, bam, photo. You know, like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it.
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Chapter 5: What went wrong at the photo booth?
Even a little bit jealous, honestly. For sure. Because the only one of us who's ever crashed a wedding before is Alexis, and that was with her car.
Yeah.
Which didn't turn out quite as fun.
No. You're not as welcome. Yeah. I was looking for Forever 21. Yeah.
Noah and Holly snuck into a wedding that was happening on the beach where they were at and they weren't there long They just stole some cookies and took a photo in the photo booth And that's where Noah also took a little bit of a risk with a rogue kiss cheek on the third photo Which I mean, I don't think that's crossing any lines.
It's just It's true, but that's a different cheek
So we don't know what the exact reason is, but we're going to call Holly right now and try and figure out the reason why. Noah, are you ready to do this? Any final thoughts before we make the call?
I'm ready. Nope. I just hope it all works out good.
I know. It's just so crazy. I mean, like, you guys are bonded because you did something kind of naughty together, you know? Yeah. Jumping into a wedding like that. Yeah. Shared story.
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Chapter 6: Will Noah get a second date with Holly?
So it surprised you. Okay. Interesting. We thought that may be it.
So it sounds like the cheat kiss kind of just threw everything off for you. And after that, you weren't interested.
Not really. So what happened was I did keep the photo booth picture.
Oh, cute.
So you did like him. I do kind of like him, but I'm also not really sure. Okay. Like I said, I kept the picture, and I have an aunt who's a psychic.
A psychic aunt?
Yeah, she's a psychic. She, like, reads.
You still hear those words together a lot. Psychic aunt.
Huh.
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