Jose
Appearances
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Unless he's messaging his friends like, what do I message her back? Now I'm starting to think.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
What if you go on a date but you only text throughout the date?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Stand up for your friends, bro.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
If we would have met each other when we were younger, it would have never worked.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Oh, man, don't ask me, dude.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
I just wear a diaper and go on the date at the table.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Sorry, you want us to yell someone else's name? I was into it, you guys.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
You're playing up the I'm a perfect guy, haha. But it's obviously all a joke.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
What? Not at the table. Like a spy?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Now that you're revealing little by little, was the entire restaurant all your friends?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Girls do it, it's cool. Guys do it, it's crazy.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Yeah, that's bad. You got a small bladder. That's not a big deal.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
With the headlights and the high beams on.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Yeah, he was very smiley.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
They're like overselling it.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Brooke turning around, nice joke, girl.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Wait, the guy said he's cute?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
If we would have met each other when we were younger, it would have never worked.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Phone Paux
They always started there too. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pop Some Tags
I already heard about that.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Plant Me A Kiss
Oh, that's also true. He's been talking, just not committing.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Plant Me A Kiss
He's grown up so fast. You guys, plants and cars do not mix, okay?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Plant Me A Kiss
I'm still confident if we bury a plant and it gets sunlight and water, it will just regrow again.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Plant Me A Kiss
Brooke is forgetting her name for sure in one hour. We'll never forget Gertrude.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Plant Me A Kiss
And we'll never let you forget, Brooke. This is not worth it.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Plant Me A Kiss
Yeah, okay. If you need to call him. So text 78592. Okay. That's our show's text board. If you're lonely, you can text us. I'm on it all night long. Okay. So you're on it more.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Plant Me A Kiss
Already she's starting out of the gate line. Just for the record, if you have any other language requests or things you want me to do, just holler at me.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Plant Me A Kiss
You have to explain malls nowadays. It's like being on Amazon, but IRL. I mean, I would like to know all the stores there.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Plant Me A Kiss
No, no, plant nursery. I was like, okay, sounds like a perfect date to me, but most girls are not down for that.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Plant Me A Kiss
Wait, like after each other? Like, what'd you name them?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Plant Me A Kiss
Babies. They're babies. Okay, not really everybody listening.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Plant Me A Kiss
They should have rethought Gertrude after Leaf Erickson. It could have been better.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Plant Me A Kiss
Okay, thank you. If he doesn't answer, can we do textual healing at least? Because I really want to talk to this guy.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Plant Me A Kiss
I'm confused. No girlfriend, but you made a mistake, but you like her, but you also don't like her yet.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Plant Me A Kiss
Okay. Rest in peace, Gertrude. Oh, God. Oh, my God. Didn't you try to save her?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Plant Me A Kiss
Well, because he ran it back over, guys.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Plant Me A Kiss
Not everyone makes their grass like your husband does.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
And Alexis can recommend four of them that she uses after this is done. But, Jenna, are you hearing this? Yeah, I'm hearing it.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
Yeah. Wait, now you're negotiating?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
Okay. That's Brooke's jealousy coming out.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
Well, maybe you're open to the idea of unblocking Aaron and meeting up with him one more time, and we would pay for it so you two could discuss the terms of the future of your relationship.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
Well, he's going to pay for everything else. Let us at least buy the cup of coffee that they talk over.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
Sweet. Well, that saves us money, and I love that. So it's up to you, Jenna. Will you or will you not unblock Aaron?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
Unblock him. Yeah, I like this.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
The funny thing was at the start of the call, I mean, he had a deep voice and he just seemed like kind of a sweet, shy guy.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
But once she got onto the phone, he wasn't messing around. He went right to the payment companionship negotiation talk.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
It was all business. I don't even know if I want an update on this one.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
What I do want is for all of our listeners to find our second date updates on our YouTube.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
I want that for everybody. And wherever you get your podcasts, you can always find them at Brooke and Jeffrey.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
We have a text board at 78592 where listeners can send texts into our show. Unfortunately, sometimes we do have to block people if they cross the line with us.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
If you're rude to any of us, blocked. If you criticize our hero of the week because you didn't like my choice, blocked. If you compliment me and tell me that I'm cute and fancy, blocked. I'm a shy boy. I don't like compliments that much.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
nice if you ask me blocked that's why one of our listeners aaron reached out to us because he's confused after he got blocked by somebody and he has no idea why fight the urge to compliment jeff or you will be blocked right now he's gonna say was it jose yeah i'll block you right away aaron what's up man welcome to the show hey guys thanks for having me don't you talk bad about the girls i'm sorry i'm on edge he called you guys oh my god i don't care what is happening aaron how are you doing
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
Okay. Yeah. So tell us about this woman who blocked you. What's her name?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
Oh, you invited yourself to her dog walk.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
You walk the guys, too? A little leash on them?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
I didn't know that that was a service if it's offered out there. I've got to look it up. But how did the dog walk go with Jenna?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
Yeah, I thought it was a joke. Yeah, I had so many people in my inbox that I just had to delete it.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
Sure, but that doesn't seem like enough to want to block your number from ever wanting to contact you.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
Is it possible that you're just a really slow walker and it pissed her off?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
You gotta match her stride for stride.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
Okay, let's say you got a pass on the walking. What else could it have been, Brooke?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
We're all experts on different areas of dating in here. How long has it been since you got blocked? Been about a week at this point.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
Very ambidextrous cheek back there.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
Or at least an explanation for why you've been blocked. We're going to call her right now. Hopefully she hasn't blocked us already. I'm sure a lot of people have. But if she picks up, we'll ask her all the important questions and try and get you your second date update right after this. Thank you. All right, man. Hold on. Second date update.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
Just to recap real quick, if you missed part one, one of our listeners, Aaron, hung out with a lady and that happened within an hour of matching. They were on a dog walk together.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
The crazy part is that walk only lasted a half hour. An hour later, he was already blocked. I mean, this girl works fast. Yeah. And we're trying to help Aaron get some answers about what he did wrong. Or maybe it was just a miscommunication that caused him to get blocked. We don't really know.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
Aaron, could you get a read on Jenna's dog's feelings towards you?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
I mean, growling and nipping on my dates, that's a good thing.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
Yeah, so I don't know. Any last words, Erin, before we dial the number? at the very least i hope she answers and i hope she tells me what i did wrong yeah okay that's a good attitude going in to learn something i like that let's set that bar super super low so here we go i'm dialing the number right now let's see if she picks up hello hey is this jenna This is, who's this?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
This is actually a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
We're a radio show, and we do this segment that you're on right now called A Second Date Update. We're hoping to pry a little bit into your personal life, if that's okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
Yeah. That's where we help our listeners who've gone out with somebody and they felt like there was a connection. We try to be the investigators to figure out why a second meetup hasn't happened or if something went wrong during the date. Yeah. And one of our listeners reached out about you named Aaron.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
We figured you might not have the best reaction because we heard that after the date you blocked him and he just doesn't know why or if that was on purpose.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
OK, so what we know is that you guys went on a dog walk and it didn't seem to last very long. So maybe you could tell us your version of the hangout and that would help us understand a little more clearly.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
I would have blocked him for that, too. I'm with you, girl. That's not why I blocked him. Oh, okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
We were getting to know each other. So where did the date shift for you in your mind?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
He told us that there was a few jokes that he tried to make, and they didn't quite land. It did not sound like a joke.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
So so is that where you felt like he crossed the line?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
it's possible that it was a joke and it just didn't come across the right way and the best way to find out is to have you tell it again well to at least have you talk to him about it because you might not know this jenna but aaron's on the other line right now listening to this conversation the guy i blocked is on the phone yeah we haven't blocked him yet but you know when you say it that way it doesn't feel as fun yeah very true hopefully he has an explanation though aaron are you there
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
Or at least say something to Jenna.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
And that's a lot. But he wanted to know it for honorable reasons.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
That's got to change how you feel about it a little bit. Right, Jenna? No, not at all.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
You have full control over what you say and don't say.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: I Quit For You
I know exactly who you're talking about.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: I Quit For You
HR told you you were taken advantage of by Brooke?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: I Quit For You
Wait, so you were both on the same page about this?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: I Quit For You
Oh, bro, you gotta be together. You have to know that you're dating.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: I Quit For You
That's not crazy. I thought it was going to be a lot worse.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: I Quit For You
We're all excited. Sorry, Jeff.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: I Quit For You
It's funny how normal you read that. But yeah, someone literally quit his career.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: I Quit For You
You tell her you haven't talked to me for months, and I hate the feeling like I'm talking to myself or I'm bugging somebody. So you just say goodbye. Thank you for the wonderful memories. I can take a hint, and I wish you the best.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: I Quit For You
Are you going to stop being thirsty now?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: I Quit For You
Okay, I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: I Quit For You
No, you don't need to. You don't need to. By the way, congrats on your promotion.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: I Don't Love My Boss
Hey, they're both the same name.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: I Don't Love My Boss
I was making fun of you. I was happy.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: I Don't Love My Boss
But it sounds really nice. Doesn't that feel great when you like immediately meet someone, you immediately click and you feel like you want to. You can't get enough of them. You eventually will.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: I Don't Love My Boss
We haven't heard the worst part yet?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: I Don't Love My Boss
Wait, you texted your boss?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: I Don't Love My Boss
Yeah. Because my mom would have sent like red lips or something.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: I Don't Love My Boss
You got me on your team, and I'm really good at ruining everything with women. I I'm going to get on this, brother. All right.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: I Don't Love My Boss
She'll really run away quick.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: I Don't Love My Boss
You need to tell her that when you texted her the other night, you didn't think twice about it, the fact that you work together. Hmm. Your passion took over. But if you think about the logistics, she's the manager. You love your job. So I think you tell her.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: I Don't Love My Boss
It's an easy out. Listen, they have HR probably. Yeah. No, just say, look, I think the logistics aren't going to work and we got to separate and just stay where we are.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: I Don't Love My Boss
No, because you don't want to let her down and make her feel bad. You just want to say, you know what? It's just not meant to be right now.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Bonjour Betrayal
She made it to the final four.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Bonjour Betrayal
Yes, and you guys love it, I think. I know.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Bonjour Betrayal
No, they don't. I see what you did there. That was a lie.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Bonjour Betrayal
Usually you just tell your friends if you put them as a reference.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Bonjour Betrayal
I've definitely worked in jobs where they told me that they don't call.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Bonjour Betrayal
Okay, someone from Diego Vela 7079 who said, Hey, I've been listening to the show every day since I found the YouTube channel. I would love to get a shout out from Jose doing the Vito impression, please. It's my favorite.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Bonjour Betrayal
I don't know why you guys are shocked. I thought everyone does this. I'm not going to lie. I think if I checked my references for this job, it was probably my friend.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Bonjour Betrayal
Greetings from Mexico. Hey, wait a minute. What's this guy's name? Tell me what his name is again. Diego Vela. Diego Vela. What are the stupid numbers behind his name? You got a bunch of stupid numbers. Tell me the stupid numbers. Oh, 7079.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Bonjour Betrayal
Hey, David Avila, 7079. My favorite is a 7080.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Bonjour Betrayal
Oh. I don't get you. Let's get you some pasta. Get back into the podcast. Oh, the pasta cast.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Bonjour Betrayal
Hopefully he thinks you were just drunk or something.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Bonjour Betrayal
Yeah. Which is probably your best friend.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Bonjour Betrayal
It's a long... They should put baguettes in the kids' meals in France.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: He Saw What He Saw
I was waiting for the funny part.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: He Saw What He Saw
Like, how long were you dating before you were engaged to this guy?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: He Saw What He Saw
I can help you. No. Alexis, the best revenge is to move on, okay? Yeah. Listen.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: He Saw What He Saw
Wish her best in life, Jeff.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: He Saw What He Saw
Knowing Jeff, he's going to send you a wedding present. Yeah, Jeff will feel guilty.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: He Saw What He Saw
And you only wasted six months on this relationship. I mean, that's another positive.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: He Saw What He Saw
Wait, what? Are you talking to us or her?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: He Saw What He Saw
All right, we polled you last week. Hey, welcome to the Second Date Podcast, by the way. It is Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We're home with the Second Date Update. We said in a poll that we moved Awkward Tuesday from Sunday to... Tuesday!
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: He Saw What He Saw
Did you think it was brilliant or a terrible choice? Believe it or not, 71% of people said brilliant. Yay!
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: He Saw What He Saw
It makes a lot more sense. It's happening right now. Welcome to your Awkward Tuesday phone call.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: He Saw What He Saw
Oh. Too bad it wasn't a chicken nugget. Maybe it's a good thing that happened.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: He Saw What He Saw
So you're not saying it's just like, you caught him eating ice cream on a non-cheat day.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: He Saw What He Saw
Oh, no. Oh, my God. I'm dying. Who, where, all of it.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: He Saw What He Saw
I thought this was going to be about someone you saw that we had to call the friend. This is about you?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: He Saw What He Saw
Right. You have your own lives. That's good. That's totally normal. Yeah, balance.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: He Saw What He Saw
What, on her ring finger? Are you sure that this guy's good at left and right? Because I have made that mistake before.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: He Saw What He Saw
She was wearing an engagement ring, Jeff. You never put a ring on that.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: He Saw What He Saw
I mean, I will say, I will say I have some really hot friends that will wear fake engagement rings so they don't get hit on.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: He Saw What He Saw
Yeah, because anyone who's caught in a lie gets upset. That's how it works. It's like anybody who's accused of cheating will be like, no, you were cheating. Oh, you're spying on me?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: He Saw What He Saw
Can I ask you, are you still hoping that she's not cheating? Like there's still a possibility for that?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: He Saw What He Saw
What kind of question is that? In my mind, there's no possibility that she's not cheating.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: He Saw What He Saw
I mean, like, you want to what? You want to get the truth out of her?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: He Saw What He Saw
I mean, I was embarrassed that I was with my fiance. Yeah, with my other family.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: He Saw What He Saw
Or her kids. They probably haven't gotten married yet. Yeah. She's close with him.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: He Saw What He Saw
Now I get it. You didn't see a wedding band. Right.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: He Saw What He Saw
No matter what happens, you're the winner out of this. She's the sucky one.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: He Saw What He Saw
I feel like I need to be taking notes, Jeff.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: He Saw What He Saw
Man, Jacob, it's not looking good.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: He Saw What He Saw
I just like preparing you because if all of those things are what happened for real, then it's 100% she's cheating. Like, there's no way around it, right?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: He Saw What He Saw
You are going to take control of this situation.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: He Saw What He Saw
All right. And you are going to tell her, you need to tell me the truth now. You need to rip it off like a band-aid. Rip it off like a band-aid because if she waits any longer, it's only going to get worse. Like, you deserve the truth. And if she has ever respected you ever in the time that she's known you, now is the time to show that.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: He Saw What He Saw
She would have just said the logical thing if it was logical, Jeff. She wouldn't have run out of the room upset. I don't want to look stupid, so I'll listen and then judge. Okay, yes.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: He Saw What He Saw
We've heard everything, Shannon.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
Do not put them on a boat together.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
You're like the one in the crowd. I love that, though, for your man.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
No, we're really happy.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
Car fighting leads to love.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
People will ask us just a little tidbit of information. They'll go, what's up with these couple? We don't know until they hit us up. They'll be like, by the way, update, guys. Yes, totally.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
Yes, so this is not a replay. You may think so, but it's on purpose.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
Oh, yeah. Well, I'm not a woman, so I think it's funny.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
They're fighting in a car, doors closed. Oh, my God, they're in the back seat now.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
Cool. You know, slap boxing is huge in all these other countries right now, and people think it's hilarious in America, but it's, like, literally generating millions of dollars.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
You roll into the back seat with another girl. Especially if you don't know jiu-jitsu. You don't know what's happening. Yeah, you're just rolling around fighting in a car.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
As long as it makes sense to you. That's all that matters.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
You are mad. I know.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
I'm going to be if you keep saying that.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
And the fact that she was like, look at my man.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
No, I hope you're not mad. He drives to the station. He's like, get in.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
Buckle up, everyone.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
I think an artist, like MMA, it's like a car artist.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
A little too proud, Jeff.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
Mike, are you mad at us? What? Oh, I get it.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
I get it. I mean, if we don't get him a date.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
I got too drunk. Oh, that's fine. We've all been there.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
You're going to drown in the water. What do you mean that's more safe?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
It's funny, maybe, once, maybe. No, that's not funny.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
I still don't know the ending of that, actually.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
It's the movies that triggered her.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
You know who'd like this? Roy. He would love this. What were we talking about? Oh, yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
If you're listening.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
An old roommate that just disappeared once.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
He tries to suppress it, I swear. He has to. He works with us.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
Look, I don't think he's an alcoholic. But if he's got one beer in front of him and some good food, he's a happy guy.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
Yeah. Like, who is this person?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
Got it. You know, I moved into a house where I literally found it on Craigslist, didn't know anyone, and then we became best friends.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
He's like, I just heard help, help, help from down the street. And that was it.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
Yeah, you went to Hawaii and he's like, oh, I'm going to live here now.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
Oh, you were that guy.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
Oh, man. Thank God you got your own house.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
Yeah, it's not that dramatic.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
This is, I mean, I want to know too.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
When you ask him that, do you say this doesn't count as one of the questions? Because I was like, is it three or four then?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
risky, but no, I think you got to be a scenario for that. Really literal with this guy. Yeah. Oh, wait, wait. There's dot, dot, dot.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
What? Wait! No! I am so embarrassed for you.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
She took all your playing cards away from you. What are you going to write back?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
Yeah, she's grounded for life, and you and I have a date.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
Are you free Friday? Yay! He's still on the radio. Is he going to be mad?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
Maybe that's not a big deal. Well, no, they could mess with your mail. I know, but they have nice calves.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
I was going to say, I don't care how rich he is, Alexis. Would he be able keep up.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
Yeah. Chemistry hit as well, Brooke? What are you confessing?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
Let's hang out, not around the other parents.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
Dude. You feel like there was a little bit of flirting. You want us to craft a text to push it into flirt mode or like, hey, I'm throwing the vibe out?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
My instinct would be to compliment him about how well he taught her daughter. I don't think you mentioned the kid.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
We could just send the grandma emoji.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
I don't want to bring the vibes down, but remember, we're still talking to a guy. It is hard for us to know when girls are hitting on us.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
So we're going to have to spell this out and be creative.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
Maybe. He can't assume he's a teacher. He can't go like, hey, sexy. Yeah. He's got to let her lead.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
They're like a celebration emoji, like where they're blowing a peep.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
There's no going back after that. Yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
Well, it's not like full purple devil, but it's flirty.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
The smirk makes up for the hat comment. Yes. It makes it sexier.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
We're stepping away from room mom into just regular mom.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
She didn't say the word. Are you guys going to do it?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
Ava's your daughter? You have a top secret mission or the teacher has a top secret mission?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Cut, Color & Flirt
Would you rather just pay the 10% and stop flirting? No, absolutely not.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Cut, Color & Flirt
Hey, how you doing? It's an attempt to be flirty. I don't know.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Cut, Color & Flirt
My stylist has roots bigger than mine.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Cut, Color & Flirt
Well, I mean, it's a hairstylist. They're friendly. I mean, they know each other.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
That's a lot of money. Yeah, it is.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
Hey, it'll be a cute story when you're a grandma one day, you're telling your grandkids, like, your grandpa bought me for $250. Stop it. You think he should have paid more?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
When I owe you money, Brooke, if I pay you back for lunch, I don't write it down somewhere. I just give you back the $50 or $20.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
That's true. That's very true.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
Yeah, we all got that. For newly engaged guys.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
First, I've got to charge you $100. Get it?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
It's not funny. She finds, like, three scrolls.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
brooke i don't know the answers to everything but one person who does is jose so let's hear his advice first well can we just give him the benefit of the doubt real quick okay don't go into it hot like this look it looks bad he's paying multiple women to do stuff to him we get it don't say that but no matter how bad it looks you gotta keep an open mind he could be embarrassed to tell you for another reason like you don't know just let him say it
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
Oh, is that what's happening?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
Brooke just snort laughed. See? That's like really good Shrek impression.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
I heard it break I was missing one of the tines and I was looking I could never find it in my side.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
What? No way! Yeah, so these forks are cheap. Wow. Good. Management. We demand silver forks. That's right.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
Anytime there can be impressions, I'm a happy guy.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
Am I right, Jose? It's true, you just can't tell everyone on social.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
don't be dating his first love from second grade schoolyard don't be mad never break up with him they're facts you can't be mad at truth so most people i mean i think everybody else can we have a lot of empathy for you we've been in this place before it's hard it takes longer than six months yeah that's why i think we're shocked that it's been six months because usually it's like six years and you're like now i have clarity or something yeah well tell us more about lisa and your guys's relationship uh well you know how long relationships are um
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
That's a tough one. Yeah, I always rely on autocorrect for that.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
I'm just saying. That's not what I meant. But seriously, if a girl gets it in her head, they'll be on edge. Like they'll be hyper focused. I don't think it's called anybody.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
Okay. Reminds you of her? It's just a bedroom thing between you guys. That's fine.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
So can I fast forward? Are we going to call her, try to get her back? What makes you think six months has passed and now she's ready? She misses Shrek. She saw the trailer for the new one and she's like, I miss him.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
No, but seriously, what makes you think you're ready?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
She's like, it's his donkey I couldn't stand.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
But do you think someone else is going to be the reason for your happiness?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
Probably don't do one, Jeff.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
Yes. These are like kind of, I wouldn't say tense, but there's something going on. I know. I'm a little worried. Yeah. Maybe it is tense.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
They say some people make you a better person, right? They compliment you.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
So it could be her. She thinks it's her favorite artist. Taylor Swift wants to talk to her and she's going to end up talking to her ex. Maybe. I mean, it's kind of a high high, right?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
Oh, that's right. She literally said she didn't like it.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
Yeah. Does she have to say it?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
Because I don't know how reliable it is. If we need a quick laugh, keep that in your pocket, brother, because that's going to crack the room up, okay?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
It could be a newer dating thing.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Soulmate Psychic
Yeah. Love still prevails. The psychic picks big families so that this can happen. She's asking, how many siblings do you have?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Soulmate Psychic
Why do I feel like they stalk your social media and then draw your ex? That would be so perfect.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Soulmate Psychic
Is it bad? My first reaction is I have a stalker. Yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Soulmate Psychic
Yeah, you said that, but you didn't say you matched with her family members.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Soulmate Psychic
Also, why has your mom got that young of a dating pool? You should check her account.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Soulmate Psychic
It's inspirational.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Soulmate Psychic
I mean, it's I don't know. She doesn't know.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Soulmate Psychic
I don't think Zoe wants to sit at dinner with either of them.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Soulmate Psychic
That's what I'm saying. You need to set boundaries with your mom if you've got the same age range. There's got to be a div system.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Whack Beach Wedding
I don't know. My best friend worked in a hospital for a long time. I think it's real.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
Well, I think, if anything, Vaughn has definitely learned his lesson to not help you or look after you in any way. He can say watch out. No, he can't say watch out. He has to be like, excuse me, but perhaps take a look at your surroundings.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
Vaughn, you're capable of doing that, right? I'm just really confused right now. Perfect. That's exactly where she wants you to be. So with that said, we would like to offer to send you guys out on another date. I don't want to be too aggressive in offering to pay for it or anything. So we just want to facilitate a meetup of some sort, Tess, if you're open to that.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
I think anything that he says is condescending.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
What do you want to say?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
Sounds like Vaughn just got hit in the head by a falling bird.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
Better luck next time. We should have warned him, Jeff.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
Second date update. just doing this segment we hear from couples who meet in all sorts of strange new ways yeah for sure but this one is going to be particularly terrifying for one person in this room jose always thinks he's the one that's going to be scared jose's fears are right today because apparently according to this email they met while doing one of jose's absolute worst fears
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
Jose, let's try to keep the whimpers and begging for mommies to a minimum here as we talk to a guy named Vaughn about his first date. Vaughn, welcome to Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. How are you doing? Doing good. How about you?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
Is this like an exercising club or a dating type of club?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
Brooke, what does your husband wear to his run club?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
Yeah. I don't know what that means.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
People who exercise can be good looking?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
Jose's still not going to join a run club. No. How did it go?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
Well, the fact that you didn't get maced right there is a win in my book, so.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
You were able to, like, get to know Tess a little bit there? I did, and I got to seal the deal. I got her number. Oh.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
You also have a different definition of sealing the deal with a girl. Yeah. So a lot of differences here, but good. I'm glad you got her phone number.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
I don't think that's... I think he's just trying to be, like, fun and creative and playful with her.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
Not be like, we need to count calories together.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
How did Tess react to the note card move? She loved it, but... Whoa!
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
I think that counts as a win. So you guys ordered a bunch of food together, right? Yes. And then she guiltily ate it all.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
Was she grateful, or was she upset by that?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
You must be thinking, I'm getting a kiss for sure.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
Well, that's the kiss that my mom gave me when I graduated fifth grade. My statement still stays true, Jeff. Romantically, I don't want to look too much into it. So how long has it been since your bar date happened?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
Oh, man. That was like two weeks ago.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
That's my problem. Is it possible that she didn't want to burn off all those calories that you gained together that night?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
Yeah, she wanted to hold on to them as a memory of your guys' time together.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
Anyway, let's come back. We're going to give Tess a call for you and try and get you your second date update right after this. Second date update. It is rare on a first date where you get an opportunity to look like a real superhero.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
But our listener Vaughn swooped in to save the day when a falling beer mug was careening straight towards the head of his date.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
Tess. And before it struck her, Vaughn reached out with his powerful arms and pulled her to safety as the mug shattered in the exact spot where she was standing. Wow. Mean that should automatically earn him five more dates That's the superhero fee He saves Lois Lane constantly he's expecting something to return this whole time But he
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
It's true, but Vaughn hasn't even been able to score one more date with Tess, which is why he's reached out to us for help. But Vaughn, how did it feel to know that you had your Superman moment?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
Next, you just have to work on your laser eye vision, and you're going to be set, dude. So let's call Tess for you right here and try and get you your second date update. You ready? Yeah. I'm dialing it right now. Hello? Hey, is this Tess?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
We're a radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And we're really, really excited to talk to you about a date that you went on not too long ago. Yeah. It's with a guy named Vaughn that you met at Run Club. Oh, yeah. Okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
But here's the cool thing. We know that you got to spend some one-on-one time with him at a fun bar that had cool shelves in it, we've heard. Yeah, yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
We know. We heard the story from Vaughn. We talked to him about it because he had a great time.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
And he's been wanting to see you again. And the reason he reached out to us is to try and figure out if there's a reason why you haven't met up again.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
Yeah. Yeah. That was a pretty cool moment for him.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
Wait. He was stopping it from hitting you on the head.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
Okay, so you were saying you would have preferred that he stood back and just let you figure out if a mug was about to hit you or not and deal with it on your own.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
Well, he's on a date with you, so he is probably paying attention. I don't know if it's obsessive.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
I don't want you to get the feeling that he's, like, obsessed with you, always watching and trying to protect you or anything. This is it. At a certain point I have to let you know that he is actually listening in on the conversation Like a weird way he just wanted to hear the reasoning unless he was smart enough to hang up already Are you there Vaughn Yeah, I'm there.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
Let's let them talk and maybe they can work something out. Go ahead, you two.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
Okay. So if you two were like walking across the street together and there was a car coming at you, Tess, you want him to step back and just let nature take its course? Yes.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
Okay. How's it feel?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
I just went for it.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
I'm actually thinking that's a pretty genius move. Little brother answers the phone, there's no children here.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
Will you please give her her earrings, bro?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
Best place to listen.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
I bet you same time every day. Yeah, maybe that's it. If he's a guy like me, it's a system.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
I imagine you were like hiding somewhere in his house. Like, I need your help. I think I smell the peanut butter.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
Yeah, let's go. But good for you. You went out of your comfort zone for a whole hour, hour and a half. And it sounds like you had fun. Yeah, and you had a good time.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
It's so funny how your escape is like, let's just get out of here and, like, go get drunk at your house. Usually that's, like, the plan.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
He made, I've honestly told his friends, like, guys, she purposely left her stuff here. Red flag. They're all probably telling him, dude, that's not a good sign.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
Oh, yeah, absolutely. Oh, they got more than we do. No, it's more like, dude, she took my hoodie. This is working.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
I think we all assume it's the wrong house, right? I don't know.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
It's weird that guys, like, I have no idea what you're talking about, too. Like, there's no, like, oh, I've seen that guy. That's a thing for me.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
Hey, Marcus. Welcome to the show. We're so jolly.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
I apologize. It's early.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
Oh, that's a good point.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
Well, it's happened to all of us dudes, but imagine if it really is an accident, bro.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
This is your house.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
And said you didn't live there. No. Didn't even know you.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
Sure, that was fun.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
But it might make you blush.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
Do you say, Hey, how are you?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
I was going to say, cause then that's the reason.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
Have you heard about rogue people playing rock, paper, scissors in parks? Harassing women.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
Oh, this is your chance. That's fun.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
That's so funny.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
You hear that, Channel 7? I'm waiting.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
She knows how to get people back to her place.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
The hug was after.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
All right. She just like walked away in the middle. My God.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
Did you get good local radio interviews?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
Oh, wow.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
I think it was a mix of me and heck. It was just a ugh.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
And there's all kinds of personalities. Some people are like, oh my God, my moment. And some people are like, this sounds terrifying.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
He already ditched the purses in the alley.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
You guys are going on a walk in the park, and now it's like in the hunt for crimes.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
It is embellishing on his part.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
That's not a real bomb you think it is. I'm pretty sure.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
We're scamming people. You are the weirdo. The Internet weirdo is you.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
And if you have a third, you can triple it. You can split it by three.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
Oh, gosh. Oh, no. Oh, jeez. Why? You're a psycho. Oh, no. Hey, hold on. Before you say anything, I love moms. If a girl showed up with her mom on a date, I'd be so happy. No, you would not.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
Mama, give me a hug. I'll get your approval first.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
You mean she's just like a random person at the bar. Do you introduce her to your dates?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
Okay, that's better. It's better?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
Hold on, hold on. Let me just cut all their steak really quickly, and then you guys continue.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
How does a mom date end? Like, does she watch you guys? I'm being serious.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
Oh, because you kissed him like you initiated it?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
Yeah, you're assertive. That's rare. In front of your mom. Was it in front of your mom? Did she see?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
Did you say scam? Like you scammed her? Yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
Oh, so she. That's her favorite sushi place.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
If you want, you can join.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
It's sushi. It's gotta be a hundred or so.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
She's got a good point here.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: High Stakes Higher Stacks
That's exactly how I feel.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: High Stakes Higher Stacks
I easily am tricked.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: High Stakes Higher Stacks
That's different.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: High Stakes Higher Stacks
You need a small army of men back to back to back to feed you.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: High Stakes Higher Stacks
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: High Stakes Higher Stacks
Remember, she used to tell us how good of a liar she was.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: High Stakes Higher Stacks
One at a time, fuck. There's no lie told there. It's so boring.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: High Stakes Higher Stacks
That's so unattractive.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: High Stakes Higher Stacks
You both were, right? Yeah. Good then. That's okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: High Stakes Higher Stacks
Coffee meets bangle? Yeah. I like that one.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: High Stakes Higher Stacks
Can I borrow your dog, Brooke?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: High Stakes Higher Stacks
They're going to know after date one, Jeff. Or put a little neck brace on it.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: High Stakes Higher Stacks
Not a sick dog. Your dog's sick, Jose. I just want the trick, guys.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: High Stakes Higher Stacks
I could relate to that. If you're like, I have my favorites, let me pick the spot.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: High Stakes Higher Stacks
That's rude. Yeah, it sounds like it's a popular restaurant.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: High Stakes Higher Stacks
He's giving you money. I was still offended at the first part.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: High Stakes Higher Stacks
Oh, buddy. Sit up straight, honey. Sit up. Pull your shoulders back.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: High Stakes Higher Stacks
Jeff, you'd be doing that on the date. Excuse me, you're slouching a little.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: High Stakes Higher Stacks
Those are the best. I know.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: High Stakes Higher Stacks
Had to call us. We're a last resort for people. That being said, with Jeff being in a weird mood, do you want to call back tomorrow? This may not be a good call.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: High Stakes Higher Stacks
You tell us, Jeff.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: High Stakes Higher Stacks
Okay. Do you remember her?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: High Stakes Higher Stacks
It doesn't mean she's doing anything wrong, but it does rub you the wrong way. It doesn't seem like she likes you a lot.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: High Stakes Higher Stacks
Jennifer, if you're on the other line with another morning show too right now, stacking shows, I'm going to be mad. That's just right after us. Oh, that's true. She's good at timing.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: High Stakes Higher Stacks
But you missed stacking.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
I can pick up a napkin so fast.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
Oh, God. It's a lot, man. So it's one or the other for you, Bobby. You're either fully thinking, strategizing, or you're doing nothing. He's not a multitasker. Yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
That's what he's trying to avoid.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
Weird. Also, sometimes information doesn't register.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
I'm just happy to be here.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
Yeah, it's a thing.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
I don't know. I don't really. Yeah. I just kind of randomly get action. It's a blessing to me.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
What? At the museum, someone needed directions back to the restaurant, coincidentally.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
Okay. You are investing though, because you know, she's going to think about little things like that.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
Hopefully she's a crier, too.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
Maybe she may not even pick up for us. How odd is she?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
No, because you were gone. Oh, I could see that happening, actually.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
Oh, interesting. That's important. You're like the focus of the whole night.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
You look so beautiful. Could you also relay that to her?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
Oh. He's almost like, it's going to sound funny, he's almost like too nice of a guy.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
Which is a thing that's so funny.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
But if you want to clear your chest, man, then go for it.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
Plus, we don't know how many lives it has left. It could have all nine left. But we are really stuck on this. I know.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
Fine. It's a romantic fine. Rhett, are you down? She just said fine.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
Everyone's got different priorities.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
Yeah, okay. If you need to call him. So text 78592. Okay. That's our show's text board. If you're lonely, you can text us. I'm on it all night long. Okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
Oh, that's even worse than the garbage dump I was saying.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
You like cashews too? You want this raisin? Yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
It's like a scene to a funny movie.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
She was the wrong finger. She was trying to go for the ring finger. I also love that she didn't Uber. She still took the ride and then flipped it off.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
Guys, at least this will be a great story, right?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
It wasn't a proposal with the wedding ring. It wasn't the index finger.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
We don't know what started the fight.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
What if she flips us off as she answers the phone?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
Imagine that, Rhett. You shut your mouth, you liar.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
All right. I'm worried we ruined his plan.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
I am, because it's just like... He could have been so much better.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
She's a hot girl with substance. That's nice of you. That's true. The room's silent, but I'm glad you think so, bro.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
No, I've had this happen to my friends. They're like, I'll give a guy a chance. I'll try something different. And then he stops talking to her and it's like, what's wrong in the world? Something is off.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
Yeah. But personality can add to looks once you meet someone.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
Some people aren't looking for just love. Or you gave off like I'm better than you vibes.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
Then why are we calling him?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
Well, we have to hear his side.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
Oof. How do we shift a little bit here?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
You can't do that, actually, Mandy. Nope. As long as you're with him, though. You get the benefits off of it? You're getting an early bird special, baby.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
Yeah, she hangs out with us all the time. I swear to God.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
Hear himself and be like, wait, I am getting old. What's going on right now?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
Oh no, I'm too handsome.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
Oh, yeah, pay us more money.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
And I've heard from experience that people get a little spicy when you talk about age, Jeff.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
After all of that, you still like us. And you even sound younger off-speak. Shocking.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
Wait, what's on the app? Will you tell us? Don't do this. Just tell us about it. It's too funny.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
Eventually we become kind.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
I'm sorry you downloaded it. Dude, my dad sends me dog videos from TikTok all day long. That's all he watches.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
Lighters in the air, baby. Yeah, real ones. That's right.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
Are we worried she is hitting him up and it's on TikTok and he just doesn't know how to work it?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
I like it. That was a little spicy.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
Because if it's not about the age, then why even bring it up?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
Which I keep forgetting. It's not like you bombarded her or surprised her.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
Oh, no, K-N-O-W, like, I know.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
So it's like he's like 40 or 50 in the picture, and then you showed up, and he wouldn't tell us his age, so we really don't know.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
How old would you guess he is? Can I ask that? How old would you guess? Don't you think his age was a lie on the app, too?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
Really? Yeah. Oh, remember Brock?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
What? From who? Oh, my gosh. That's such an old guy move. From the waiter? Or a child. Yeah, because they were kids.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
That's not a good response. Well, at least you know he always has a comb in his back pocket. What? Old guys, we keep a comb.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
Hey, that's important no matter what age you are.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
You did. Just to help the guy out.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
I love when the listeners know the show that well that they can have, you know what I mean, such specific personality requests. It's ridiculous, dude.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
Thank you so much for being here. We love reading them. Oh, Skylar said, I don't know if you saw this one, I stay up until 1 to 2 a.m. to listen to this podcast slash radio station. I'm obsessed.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
You could listen any time. But I love that. I'll do forget people normally do stay up pretty late. Like later than us. Yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
Mm-hmm. Any other good ones? Okay, so the username isn't a name, but a number. Okay, let's not read it. Okay, I'm not going to read it.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
But a bunch of numbers. It says, listening from Puerto Rico every day, my girl can't speak English, and I take time to translate in Spanish. That's how good we love it. Mad love.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
Oh, that's so cool. That's so cute. You translate it for your girlfriend, though.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
I'm taking Spanish lessons. If you want me to broken translate for you, like, yo como manzanas.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
Oh, wait a minute.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
I didn't know that. I know, that's what I'm saying. But now you say it, I've seen it happen, but I didn't know it's a good thing people look forward to.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
This is a weird lacrosse game.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
By simply just not saying that he likes her. He's going to regret he didn't ask you to stop saying other things besides that. Alexis, I don't need anyone to pile on right now.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
Brooke, that sounds desperate.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
Yeah, I have heard that from a lot.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
I feel like she's not used to having to say this.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
I think she should tell him before he hangs up.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
Well, fine, but at least before we go, I have to ask, Eric, would you like to go out with shy, innocent Donna one more time and we would pay for the date?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
All right, he's gone. Sorry, Donna. We had to hang up on that guy. I'm glad. I'm glad you did.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
It's probably the day that he listens to this podcast and is like, oh, my God, the mistakes that I've made.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
We're getting a lot of texts in 78592 on this one. One says, I hope Eric's listening right now and realizes he missed out on the chance of a lifetime.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
Really? Don't judge a book by its cover sort of thing.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
Another text says, I've been trying to date an OnlyFans girl for years. That guy's an idiot. Oh. There's a lot of other people on the text board, though, going crazy because we didn't tell him and didn't say it. She never revealed what she does to him.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
Donna did email the show after we recorded that, though, and said, I thought I'd just send him a screenshot as a parting gift.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
I think he knows now.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
On YouTube, you can find us or anywhere where you get your podcasts at Brooke and Jeffrey. And make sure if you need help with your dating life, email the show. We'll call that person who's not calling you back.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
It's more and more popular nowadays to go to restaurants and food spots that do shared tables.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
Yeah, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. The upside to that is you might meet somebody interesting sitting at your table. The downside is you're sharing napkins.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
At least that's my experience. And I'm just hoping I'm not fourth in line for the community napkins.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
It's all about conservation, okay? That's the way forward. But the only reason that I even bring it up is because one of our listeners says she met a guy while sitting at a shared table. Her name is Donna.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
Donna, did you have to share napkins at the table like I do? No, I didn't share any napkins. Oh, okay, just sharing a straw, sip and pass.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
Well, yeah, I definitely need to know where this place is that had your community tables because I'm going to the wrong spots.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
Yeah, where did you go?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
And who was this guy that you met?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
Can I get that napkin when you're done, by the way? No, Jeff. No, how did you meet him?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
Oh, even better. Okay. That's a little bit easier to meet somebody there. How did you do it?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
So what did you and Eric do when you met up after the event?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
So looking back now at the whole thing, what do you think the reason is that he might not be calling you back? Do you have any idea? Okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
Okay. Well, you know how this segment works. Like, you should probably be honest with us now because if we call him and he says it and we're not prepared for that.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
It could be embarrassing for you. So if it's going to come out anyway, you might as well tell us now.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
Well, what is it? Can we know what it is? We won't bring it up to him unless he says it.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
Kidding. You a triple murder suspect or what's going on?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
And we really appreciate you being vulnerable and coming clean about that to us. We will definitely get your information during the break for Jose's sake.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
we're very thorough in our research whenever we do this thing but just i'm now i'm curious how successful are you with your only fans are you somebody who might be more well known or well yeah yeah i'm somewhat popular like i i i have a pretty big following okay wow well now i guess that has me curious if you've got all these followers and all the success then why eric
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
I think I know which category we fell into. Sorry. But we will not bring this up again unless Eric says it first, because we're going to come back and call him and ask him, why wouldn't he call you back after such a great, unique, genuine hangout?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
Unless the rating is even worse than ours. So we're going to find out when we call Eric and get you your second date update right after this. Hold on.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
Brooke said it earlier, and I think we all agree, it is refreshing to have a listener actually be honest and vulnerable with us up front for real.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
Yes, it's good to know that information before we dial this guy. And our listener Donna, who Jose's already searched that name 14 times during the break, she told us about... There's so many Donnas on OF, by the way. I know. It's hard to nail down which one she is. But she told us about her meeting with a guy named Eric. It happened organically when they were both at a food festival.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
And they ended up bonding, walking around the city together, sharing desserts. Now he's not calling her back.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
And the whole reason I bring up the honesty part is because she admitted to us that Eric may have found out that she is a successful model on OnlyFans.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
Here's the thing is we all understand that that information can tend to freak some people out. And maybe that could be the reason that Eric is avoiding her.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
I mean. You can always keep a secret life for 20, 30 years before you have to complain about it.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
Yeah, so you don't have to know all the details, but... That's good advice, Jeff. It's really up to you, Donna. This is your decision. We're just going to call Eric. We'll see if he answers the phone, and then from that point on, we're just going to roll with it, okay?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
I'm going to dial his number right now. Let's do this. Hello? Hey, we're looking to talk with Eric. Yeah, this is Eric. Who's this?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
Hey, this is a show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
I'm Jeffrey. Hi, Jeffrey. You guys want to go around the room and introduce yourselves? Is that our names? I will say.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
Let's sound off, room.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
Brooke, she's the fun one.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
We're trying to help out one of our listeners that you actually went on a date with recently. Her name's Donna.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
Well, it's not much more than that. According to her, it was the beer garden. You went out afterwards walking around the city.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
But you were saying that you got a different impression from her from when you met and during the date. Can you explain what you meant?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
Choose your own adventure at this point.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
There is a very adventurous woman on the other line listening in on this phone call. And I'm not sure if you could guess that girl would be Donna.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
Really, Donna, are you there? Hi, Eric. Oh, my God.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: That Name Sounds Familiar
Oh, but a lovable idiot.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: That Name Sounds Familiar
which one do you like best oh tough answer here he's like jessica 18 well to be honest look to be honest jessica you're the only jessica i had a real connection with all the other jessicas i never even hung out with look at that you're the og you're the only one that would talk to me at least he's too honest did that answer your question jessica
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: That Name Sounds Familiar
If you're listening, change the other Jessicas to do not text. Just for now.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: That Name Sounds Familiar
No, you never know.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: That Name Sounds Familiar
My sister has a weird foot where her middle toe looks like she's flipping you off.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: That Name Sounds Familiar
But I like toe talk.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: That Name Sounds Familiar
Okay. To what extent do you do this?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: That Name Sounds Familiar
Maybe a full face tattoo that wasn't there before?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: That Name Sounds Familiar
There's no eyes.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: That Name Sounds Familiar
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: That Name Sounds Familiar
That is accurate. They're not halftimes. They're after halftime stretch in the second inning, Jeff. Okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: That Name Sounds Familiar
Oh, you gotta scan or nothing.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: That Name Sounds Familiar
Well, that's always the ultimatum.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: That Name Sounds Familiar
You appreciate that she compliments you?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: That Name Sounds Familiar
Most of our listeners are like, who is this?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: That Name Sounds Familiar
A year and a half? Wait.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: That Name Sounds Familiar
That's the other girl. Oh, no.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: That Name Sounds Familiar
You have him as Dustin Bumble. He probably has multiple Jessica Bumbles. That makes so much sense.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: That Name Sounds Familiar
Can I also say you're both in the same spot? Because he's like, I don't know where to go from here. And she just said, I don't know where to go from here. They're both in limbo. This is kind of perfect.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Philippines or Bust
Oh, okay. Not for what I do or say.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Philippines or Bust
No way. He said that?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
Pretend this never happened.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
No, the honest truth works, Jeff. Your real feelings work. I like how we feel accomplished when literally nothing changed. Yeah. We did it.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
This is what happens when us non-cool guys try and play cool.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
Right? Or so we need to talk to all the girls and find out what's the real reason, what he's really doing.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
Or he keeps up the act and he shows up an hour late to the date, trying to be cool.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
Sure, but you're supposed to, like, date a little bit, and then when one stands out, then you kind of focus on them, right?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
Is that a compliment, Alexis? Yeah. Oh, it is. I mean, I'm going to be all contender. I want to be the top one.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
Sorry, he says it defensively.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
That's kind of weird, guys.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
You're good at the first couple dates, which is weird. No, just the first one, it sounds like.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
Oh, I forgot I was in the middle of a phone call.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
Yes, this one made me laugh. Julianne Stanford said, I was seriously considering divorce until I heard the dating nightmares on this show. Now I'm clinging to my relationship like it's a lifeboat. I'm like, am I happy for Julianne or not? You're here.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
Obviously, this is the only problem, Brooke. It's why people aren't liking the dates with him.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
So how cool do we play it, Jeff? I'm worried. Like, do we get her name wrong at first on purpose? No.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
Okay. I like that. Sounds like a good plan. Yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
I'm nervous. I thought we already knew the plan.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
Hey, glad you're on the date. I like you so far.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
Or she thinks they're nice, but they turn out not to be. I think that's more.