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Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Awkward Tuesday: Cut, Color & Flirt

Sun, 16 Feb 2025

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Our listeners love dysfunctional relationships so much, we didn't wanna deprive you. Here's a segment from our Full Show feed that may have even more drama than a Second Date Update. Let us know what you think!  One of our listeners overheard their husband saying something VERY suspicious and now she’s wondering, is she being paranoid OR is something weird going on?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Chapter 1: What is Awkward Tuesday: Cut, Color & Flirt about?

122.352 - 140.234 Brooke

Hey, you found it, the home of the Second Date Update. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And thanks for being here on the weekend with us. Seriously. Welcome to our home. And I know we have a lot of new listeners from all over the world since we've been in the top 10 charts of podcasts. Yes. Which is awesome. And if you don't know, we actually are a full radio show. I know.

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Chapter 2: How do the hosts introduce the Awkward Tuesday phone call?

140.394 - 161.019 Brooke

Radio still exists and we are talking on it. Yeah. It does. And we do a brand new full hour episode every day on our main feed, Brick and Jeffrey in the Morning. And we just thought, you know, y'all seem to like relationship drama. We're kind of experts on it. And we do a lot of other segments, including this one, Awkward Tuesday phone call. Yes. Love it. Juicy. Seriously.

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161.059 - 173.103 Brooke

It's not necessarily always a romantic relationship with these. But it's always awkward. Yeah. And tricky. So sit back and enjoy your Awkward Tuesday phone call on Sunday. Totally makes sense. It starts right now.

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174.423 - 178.605 Jeffrey

Let's play a round of Is It Friendly or Flirty?

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179.945 - 180.766 Alexis

I like this game.

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180.786 - 188.009 Jeffrey

Our first contestant is Alexis. Alexis, can you tell me, does this sound friendly or flirty?

188.289 - 189.269 Narrator

Hey, boys.

189.949 - 194.471 Jose

Hey, how you doing? It's an attempt to be flirty. I don't know.

194.851 - 201.516 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

That's correct. That was flirty. That's flirty and thirsty at the same time. That is just cool.

201.797 - 207.821 Jeffrey

Even worse, Brooke said that at her child's PTA meeting, so it doesn't look great for her.

Chapter 3: What suspicious activity did Julia notice?

249.551 - 267.164 Jeffrey

Ladies, if you're ever curious about what your husband or boyfriend is doing when he's not with you, just slash his tires and offer to give him a ride. Tire slashing is one of the pillars of a strong, healthy relationship. As long as he doesn't find out you're the one doing it.

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267.304 - 270.306 Brooke

If you have a shared bank account, that's really not wise.

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271.547 - 278.172 Jeffrey

Brooke, your husband's cars are constantly in trouble, and you're saying you're not the one behind it? Just so you could spend more time with him?

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278.192 - 283.456 Brooke

That's just because I like to run the tires right up against the curb. And because she hates his minivan, remember? That's right.

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283.516 - 289.3 Jeffrey

But now, our listener Julia didn't go that far as to slash her husband's tires.

289.32 - 290.181 Brooke

So you're disappointed?

290.281 - 299.848 Jeffrey

But she did give him a ride recently and apparently found out something very interesting. What? So interesting. She needs our help. So, Julia, welcome to the show. Hi.

300.649 - 301.77 Julia

Thanks, guys.

301.91 - 306.473 Brooke

Hey. How long have you been married, Julia? Three years. Okay.

Chapter 4: How did Julia react to her husband's behavior?

331.592 - 334.474 Brooke

Okay. There it is. That was the voice that I didn't hear.

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334.494 - 338.057 Jeffrey

And you're freaking out with something involving your husband. What's his name?

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338.746 - 350.717 Julia

Yeah. Okay. So his name is Harry. And a couple weeks ago, I took him to his hair appointment. We normally have separate cars, so normally I wouldn't do that sort of thing. But his is in the shop.

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350.957 - 351.478 Brooke

Okay.

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351.738 - 356.302 Julia

I offered to drive him because I saw it was on our calendar. And he was like, no, I'll just take an Uber.

356.322 - 359.325 Brooke

I mean, that would throw up a little bit of a red flag for me.

359.825 - 360.446 Julia

You're right.

360.466 - 361.507 Jeffrey

Did he agree to let you drive him?

362.276 - 369.601 Julia

He did, and when we got there, he was like, we had a big hurry to get out of the car. And I was like, no, I'm going to go in with you. I'm going to check and see if they have the hairspray that I use.

Chapter 5: What are the hosts' thoughts on innocent flirting?

478.988 - 479.468 Brooke

What'd you hear?

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481.42 - 499.356 Julia

They were just laughing and giggling and flirting. And he was laughing like a moron at everything she was saying. And then she starts complimenting and like, oh, your hair feels so good. You've been doing so good at taking care of it.

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499.516 - 506.723 Jeffrey

Not to defend what they're doing at all, but sometimes stylists will be extra friendly and extra nice in order to get a better tip.

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506.863 - 513.168 Brooke

Yeah, but that still doesn't dismiss her husband's flirting back. You know what I mean? That doesn't make you feel better.

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513.188 - 527.58 Julia

Or his weird behavior. I don't know. I understand maybe you have a little bit of a crush and there's nothing wrong with that, but to have been trying to get rid of me and not want me to come in, I just feel like that behavior is kind of bad.

527.7 - 533.825 Jeffrey

It would have been nicer if he had been like, hey, don't say nice things about me. I'm married, okay? Just cut my hair and shut up.

534.085 - 546.534 Brooke

No, but normally like a stylist relationship, that's the first thing you talk about is your significant other. It's literally the first thing that comes up. So that's not a good sign that that's not what they were talking about to me.

547.214 - 562.475 Julia

Yeah, I've been thinking about it. It's been a couple of weeks and it's just like I can't get it out of my mind. I don't know how to bring it up to him because I don't want to come across as super jealous or defensive, but it's really starting to... eat at me, and I'm kind of getting scared about it.

562.755 - 566.396 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

You obviously haven't told him that you heard stuff or you were there, right?

Chapter 6: What advice do the hosts give Julia?

634.227 - 642.355 Jeffrey

After you get married, is there anybody that you are still allowed to flirt with? Brooke wanted me to ask that question. I'm not really sure why.

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642.495 - 653.807 Brooke

At least she wants an answer from her husband. Oh my God. I mean, there's a difference between innocent flirting, like flirting with a cash register lady, or like there's something else going on.

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653.867 - 657.851 Jeffrey

Would you get mad if you caught your husband flirting with your Alexa?

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658.791 - 667.453 Brooke

Is that crossing the line? Oh, my God. He has called her pretty twice this week. Oh, wow. Jeffrey, the realization is setting in.

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667.473 - 673.495 Jeffrey

Some people may be okay. Definitely not with your hairstylist, though. That needs to be off limits.

673.575 - 678.696 Brooke

Well, and especially when he's shooing her out the door as soon as he gets there.

678.756 - 679.277 Jeffrey

Exactly.

679.297 - 680.597 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Also, you see your hairstylist a lot.

680.757 - 696.834 Jeffrey

Yeah, and that's why our listener Julia has reached out because she caught her husband flirting and laughing with the pretty woman cutting his hair, sent up some red flags for her. So she wants to confront him about it, but doesn't want to get too weird and defensive. So before we call Harry, Jose, what's your advice for her?

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