Brooke
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Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Yeah. I mean, he's a nice guy. He's just trying his best.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
And, like, now that you know the only reason you didn't like the date was because of them. It wasn't because of Luke.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
So that, too. Is it like he was funnier online? What do you mean?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
It's more of a safe place. What are you guys talking about? That's not a second date. The point of this is to get him another shot in real life without the friends, without the training wheels.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
He said his own name in such disdain.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Wait, what? You just told her you didn't need her, Luke. Yeah, what? You remember sticking up for your friends, showing her.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Okay. Hot and such a delight, isn't she?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
He did a terrible job of all of those things. And a terrible thing, bringing his friends there. Yeah, without telling her.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Did you hear that? We have an inner hot girl.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
I wish it was outer, but I'll take my hot girl.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Hey, welcome to the podcast. It's Brooke and Jeffrey, and you found the home of the Second Date Update. Yes! So quick question, before we launch a brand new one, how many times is appropriate to go to the bathroom during a dinner date?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Oh, yeah. Honestly, Jose.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
So I'm going to go with zero for Alexis and 22 for Jose. Yeah. Oh, man. You're going to hear one of our listeners definitely overdid it right now in a brand new Second Date Update.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
You know, honestly, I'm pretty grateful for them because I don't think we could do these many second date updates without the dire atmosphere that this is.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
I know, but you started with Rudy. I was going to give him a Rudy entrance.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Luke, you know the movie. You know the scene.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
You know what? He did it by being a smooth talker.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Okay. Do you have a line you like to use?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Is that what you said? That was the joke?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Oh, okay. Because you're the hero. That's right.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Obviously stole the cat from the family who was waiting for it under the tree.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
You're really hyping up that success part.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Do you? When was the last time you went on a date?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Yeah, I'm just saying. You know what? I think the success isn't planning it. It's that they show up. Okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Unless you went to sushi. Fancy. That's a fun date.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Even the waiter was his mom.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
No, man. It's weird either way. You really thought it out. It's weird that you invited friends on your date. Why did you invite friends on your date?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
But like, weren't they staring at you? Or like, was it ever obvious?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Jeff, here's the thing. Women will invite someone to be nearby for safety reasons, not because they don't feel like they can hold the date.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
How many times did you go to the bathroom?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Okay. Okay. So you were able to game plan better conversations. Wow.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Okay. Was there any talk about future hangouts?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Oh, they did do half the work. We all need closure here. That's a good point.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Wasn't it a girl and a guy that he brought along?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Well, he's got to be able to meet him in the bathroom, Brooke. Yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
That is so many times.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Wait, what? You met him in the bathroom and that's the advice they gave you is you're killing it. Keep doing what you're doing.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Oh, when they were watching from the bushes as you said goodbye to your wife. Imagine them putting thumbs up from across the table.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
That's impossible. I think maybe just don't bring up friends at all, Jeff, is the idea. Until she probably does.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
This is just supposed to be kind of fun.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Are they viral on TikTok?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
No, it's the one where they steal our audio and they use those video games.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Subway Surfers for Life.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Oh. Oh, that's bad timing. Just this week?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
I mean, it's a fairly common name. It is.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Okay. I thought you were going to be like, again. Wait. Okay. And then you remember or you don't?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Man, you wish we called about the other Luke?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Is it as simple as you just have so many other dates planned that you can't fit Luke in?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Oh. What? What do you mean?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
I mean, to be fair, I do that all the time. I love when a first date comes in and I'm at a restaurant. It is like, it's better than any HBO show. I do imagine Brooke talking.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
I talk about it with my kids. I'm like, did you hear what they said? No.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
It's pretty cool you're cracking up other tables. And here's the thing. Even if Luke did know them, I mean, I've gone into restaurants where I've seen people that I know just by coincidence. Yeah. He never said he knew them. I almost mentioned that normally. You'd be like, hey, is that Bill? Did you ask, though?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
No, I think he's cute. I would go out with him.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Oh, no. He is going to die when he hears that one of the guys from the table came over.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: The Rudy Of Dating
Yeah, he's like the guys from the restaurant at the other table right now.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Wow, she's really a nurse. Probably won't say sorry now, huh?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
She should not apologize.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
No, him. Him for calling her Nurse Ratched. Come on, Laura.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
So wait, you drank his smoothie that you brought her?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
When she needed the extra nutrients to go search for help, he was just sitting there on the ground.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
I mean, Troy, at the end of the day, she finally did get someone to help you, right?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Laura, you were listening and you heard what he said about you doing the tourniquet and calling the Uber and all that stuff. He just wasn't very impressed. What were you thinking listening to that?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Does that mean you already brought up that point while you guys were on the mountain together, Troy?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
It's going to be a hummer. They can get all over, like, every type of terrain.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
She's got good energy. Come on, Troy.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
That's a really sweet thing to say. He basically blessed her and her entire family whenever they go on adventures together. Troy, I'm feeling some sort of shift in you. Like you're wanting to say yes to another date with Laura, especially when we offer to pay for it.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
I mean, seriously, it was an Instagram-worthy hike. Like, it can't be that hard.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
And I'm just trying to ask you if you'd like to meet up with her one more time. It doesn't have to be on a mountain. You could do it in the city somewhere. Yeah. And we would pay for the date.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
That will end in injury. Oh, yeah. Maybe make a reservation at the ER ahead of time before the date happens.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Is that how the ER works now, Jeff?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Just in case. Get your reservation in early.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Troy, you're going on a date with Nurse Ratched. Good for you. I hope not. Oh, my God.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Again, he's not bleeding. I think it's kind of a freaky thing that she's into. You guys have fun, okay? Oh, man, you know what I couldn't stop thinking about the entire time we were on the phone with them?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
What? Do I want to know? I'm not sure.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
It was the hiking movie with James Franco where his arm gets stuck for 127 hours on a trail. Oh, no, and he has to saw it off.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
He has to cut off his own arm. That's based on a real story.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
We were dangerously close to that story this time.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
I never saw that movie.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Laura was going to go looking for help, and then she was going to come back up the hill with a buzzsaw, be like, okay, hear me out. I have an idea.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Luckily, he was able to see through it and realize she really was just trying to help, doing whatever she could.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Did he realize that, you think?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Or maybe he was trying to get off the phone with us. Like he was trying to get off that mountain.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
I think he just needs to realize that she's not going to be his person in case of emergency.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Yeah. Yeah. Not even like a serious emergency, like the mildest of emergencies. She will absolutely panic. Yes. And that's okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
That's okay. We all react differently.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
I want an update from them. Yeah, I hope they write back.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
I'm sure we'll get a call from them when they're in the ER at some point. But if you want some help with your dating life, feel free to email the show. We can call that person who's not calling you back. And if you want to see our big resume of second date updates, there's lots and lots and lots, hundreds of them.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Way to make it business-like and not fun, Jeff.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Yeah, I don't know. You can check it out wherever you get your podcasts at Brooke and Jeffrey.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
All right, we're here. It's a second date update. Thank you so much for finding us, whether you got here because you saw a viral TikTok or maybe you saw something on Facebook or maybe you just like to punish yourself. Yeah. With our segment. We appreciate it. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And you have been asking for it, and we are finally delivering. Yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Before we get to your brand new second date update today, huge news. We have officially launched Merch for a Cause, a second date update line. Yay! It's so cute. Shirts and sweatshirts. Yes. Crew neck hoodie. Both options. 100% of proceeds will support Convoy of Hope's LA wildfire relief efforts.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
It's for a good cause, too. And honestly, it's so cool. It is. It is nice. I just love it. Very cute. So please go check it out. Of course, we're going to have a link in the show notes so you can go purchase there. Or just hop on over to our website, which is brookandjeffrey.com. Yep, right on the front page. Oh, and if you get one, tag us in it on Insta.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Yeah, yeah, totally. Good idea. Please. Atbrookandjeffrey. Thank you so much for being here. We hope you love it as much as we do. And now let's get to the show.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
She's back. Oh, who's back? Return callers of the Second Date Update.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Laura, you may remember her. She was the avid gym goer who roasted her date when she found out he tried to use a coupon at Nobu.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Because he claimed he didn't know that sushi could be that expensive.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Wow, you came back, Laura.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
The whole thing about Laura is she's got high-end taste, and I'm guessing that she is totally worth it. But those types of ladies can be a little bit hard to please, and now there's another guy who's ghosting her, probably because he's so intimidated by you, Laura. That's what I would guess. But welcome back to our show. It's nice to have you on.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
I love that you have high-end taste, but free when it comes to any sort of dating advice.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Yeah. She knows where to find good value.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
That speaks a lot about you, Laura. So apparently this is a new guy that you want us to call today, right? What's his name?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Troy. Troy. You said it with a big sigh. What's going on with Troy?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Okay, so you took some time off of dating after having to recover from your experience with us.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Okay. Good for you for deciding to get back out there.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
You meet Troy online on an app?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
And he just has, like, a big fan of $100 bills in his hand, just, like, wafting himself with it?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
His body. Yeah, sure. Wait, that was the only thing that Alexis just perked up to.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Okay. Oh, yeah. Hot body active Troy. Only thing that matters. All right.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
So did you initiate conversation with him?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Okay. Okay. So you're picking your hiking based on the quality of picture you're going to get from it.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Yeah. Okay. But hiking's a fun activity. He's an active guy. Is that what you proposed?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
No, no, no, no, no. It's about the Instagram photo. Oh. Not about the hike.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
So that's cute. You got cute pictures. Did you take pictures together?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Probably saw like a cool chipmunk and he like didn't know where to step.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
I'm sure that's it. That's terrible.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
You're going to call in park rangers or what?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Wow. Did someone come help?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Well, he's wincing in pain.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Right. And what'd you take more pictures of each other while he was sitting down on the ground?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
I mean, it's kind of wild that he hasn't, I'm assuming he hasn't called you at all.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
yeah that's why i called him like he was talking a ton and now he's not talking at all and i don't understand and like if it's because he got hurt that's really kind of dumb he's not embarrassed because like getting hurt is an accident i don't know he could be like if he's a big buff dude you think he's like oh no i slipped on a rock i mean this is a little bit unlike our typical dates that we talk about on the show where it's like really quick you'd like coffee chat and then you're gone this is the two of them sitting on a mountain together for an hour with nothing to do but talk uh
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
And take pictures of each other. Was there anything in the conversation that happened there that might be a little bit of a red flag for him?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
So you sprained your ankle. How many kids do you want to have?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
I feel like this always comes up, and I just want to get ahead of it. The medics that came to save him, are they male? Are they female? Are they attractive? Are they unattractive?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Like you weren't flirting with the hot paramedic guys that came up to save him.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Okay, and I'll just say, if you talking to a man is something that he wouldn't call you back for, that's a red flag. Come on, yeah. Red flag on his part, you know.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Well, okay, this is going to be an interesting one. We're going to call Troy for you. And first, I mean, see if he answers the phone.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Well, just see if he needs his little boo-boos kissed.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
He needs just a screen. Thank you, Alexis.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Maybe. Hopefully his phone is within reaching distance. And if he answers, we're going to ask him, what's going on? Why aren't you calling back Laura after a great hiking date?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Well, a great date, bad hiking experience. Yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Hopefully he's not still up on that mountain trying to get down. But we're going to find out when we reach out right after this. If you're just joining us, we're in the middle of a tense, heart-pumping, ankle-throbbing second date update with Laura. Heart-pumping because she went on a romantic mountain hike with a guy named Troy.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Ankle-throbbing because Troy fell and sprained his ankle on the walk down the hill. It was so bad, he couldn't make it down on his own. So Laura had to call out for help until medics could arrive. Stayed with him the whole time, kept him calm, gave him mouth to mouth. And after all of that, after saving his life and snatching him from the jaws of death, Troy has the gall to ghost her?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Wow. Wow. Maybe she had bad breath during that mouth to mouth session.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
I don't care. I'm just going to say it. Troy is a giant bee.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Big baby. Okay? And I am dying to hear what he has to say.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Don't you die too, Jeff.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
What, if any, cute woodland animals he saw and has to report on on the trail path. Laura, are you with me?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Has anyone thought maybe he's upset that you talked all this big talk about the gym, but then were too weak to piggyback him all the way back to the car?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
I would have done it. My dad says I'm good German work in stock. I'm built to carry heavy things.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Why do you have to work that into every single second date update that we do? We're not even going to bring that up to Troy if he answers the phone because we don't want to get too excited about it. But let's see if he picks up. We're going to dial his number right now. Here we go.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Hello? Hey, is this Troy? It is. Oh, Troy.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Jeff, you be nice. Hi, Troy.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Hello? Sorry, it's confusing. I'm just kidding, man. We're doing something on our show. We hope you'll stick around and be a part of it. It's called Second Date Update. Okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Have you heard of that before?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Okay. It's where we help out our listeners who have gone out on a date with somebody and a second meetup hasn't happened yet. We try and help facilitate it or figure out why the other person doesn't want to.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
And that seems to be the situation, at least according to one of our listeners named Laura, you met the other day. She reached out to you?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Yes. She's like worried too. Dude, it sounds like you had a crazy hike where you got injured. We heard all about it.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
That's the confusing part to her because she essentially saved you from the brink of death.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
She did not say that. Jeff exaggerated.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
I'm not saying that the thought crossed her mind to leave you on that mountain to fend for yourself, but she did do a lot to help.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
She did, after you sprained your ankle.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Yeah. I'm just frustrated because we're, we're friends of Laura's and we really just want to help her out. So if you could maybe explain your side of it.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
She said that. She felt really bad for you. I know we're laughing, but that's just because that's what we do.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
I mean, that's why she called everybody she knew. Got emergency services up there.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
That'd be way too hard to carry someone away.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
That's unfortunate, but that's just bad. She's trying. She's putting in the effort to help you.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
You have a car. You don't need a car. You need someone to carry you down.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Well, come on. Give her the benefit. You know, some people don't think well in emergency situations.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
To have a tourniquet? It actually could hurt a lot. It cuts off your circulation.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
It was preventative. A preventative tourniquet just in case something got worse.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
I mean, at the end of the day, she's trying. She's not a medical expert. She's doing her best. You can't even give her that.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Okay, well, I feel like maybe she was panicked, a little freaked out in the moment, just like you were, doing whatever she could think of to try and help you out. And you don't have to take that from me. You can listen to Laura right now because she's on the other line waiting to talk to you. Wait, are you serious? She's been listening the whole time? Yeah, that's how the segment works, man.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Phone Paux
Yeah. I want to hear that and his favorite restroom.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Phone Paux
Hey, you in the bathroom? He's a toilet king.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Phone Paux
The ambiance was nice. It is so nice to me when people leave reviews. Can't you see that?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Phone Paux
Kelly! Okay. Jeff got lost. Not really, sir.
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He's out there doing a hero's job. He's trying to get the public to find a good bathroom to use. All right.
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Not before, no. Absolutely. If I went and saw a review for a restaurant that said it had an icky bathroom, out. Sorry, kids.
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I mean, Kelly, think of how creative those reviews were. I mean, you've got a man who is good with words.
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Oh my, I did not even think of that. Are you asking her to review his? I wasn't that excited about it.
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You cannot pass up this opportunity. I don't know.
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If they ever get married, they're going to rent one of those really fancy porta potties where it has like, you know what I'm saying?
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I like it. John 101. Yes. Okay. That's slang for toilet, Alexis. Thank you. I didn't know. It's kind of old reference. I'm never going to need to know.
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I'm not sure how it happened. I'm sorry. You nerd out about anything enough, and it's like, oh, he has interests. If you're passionate. He has hobbies.
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Wouldn't it be cute if we sent a plunger to them on their first date? Cute's not the word.
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All right, it's time for your brand new second date update. Welcome to the Brooke and Jeffrey podcast. We're so glad you're here. And can I just ask, after you listen to this second date, can you tell me what this guy does is creepy or helpful? Ooh, yeah, we can put up a poll on here. Oh, that's a good idea. Yeah. Because I'm sticking with helpful. I really, really appreciate him.
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You were his biggest fan, honestly. I still am. You were. You'll understand when you hear it. But let's get to some comments real quick. Sierra Taylor 5428 wrote, Brooke and Jeffrey, please say hello to eight-year-old Tavion in Boise, Idaho. Come on, Brooke. You'll feel bad if you don't. He listens every day. Are we getting blackmailed into saying hi?
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I never feel bad about hurting an eight-year-old's feelings. Sorry, Tavion. It's not personal, okay? I have my own eight-year-old at home. And our last comment of the day comes from Mikeow1578. Says, my workday as a CDL driver is so much better. Taking my bumps of love one podcast at a time. Bumps of love came out weird. It did, but I kind of liked it. I may use it in my lingo. Sounds bad.
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We're good. You know, it depends on how you take it. All right, here we go. Let's get into this second date update. I think you're going to love it. It starts right now.
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I put it in my purse usually. I don't even have it out. Oh, wow.
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Do your hands start to shake? I got one hand in my purse under the table. I got to touch it so I feel it vibrate. I just saw her with like a twitch at the table the whole time and she couldn't see it.
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You just put it on do not disturb if you don't want text to show up. Yeah, I think that it's polite to put it face down.
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I would think it's you're boring and I would rather look at my phone.
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We know where the phone is right now, Paul. Wait, where is it? Up to his head.
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where on your body is that phone paul i'm impressed i like that you were confused okay paul don't worry about the phone just let's talk about the girl that you met what's her name when i was this girl kelly okay and where did you meet kelly so yeah we've known each other at the gym and we've talked there okay so would you say you're friends like gym friends before you guys went out
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Okay. That's a good line on her part, too, because it's like, I'm very wanted. Yeah. I have to turn men down all the time. Totally.
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You guys really can't skip one hour at the gym to go get one drink?
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Whoa, why would you do such a thing, sir?
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Oh, my God. She doesn't have anything to hide. I know, but here's the thing. Like, if I was on a date, my phone would be inundated with text messages from my friends.
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No, I sent those already to whoever I was on.
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Naked is never an issue for me. Gotcha.
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Like, ladies? I don't know. Now I'm starting to think you're trying too hard, though. Oh, I see. I can see that.
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Like, yeah, you had your friend text on purpose.
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The guys aren't that organized, so I doubt it. And who cares? He just called you pretty. Like, I mean, he's doing the dishes, right? He's so excited.
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no absolutely not okay oh my gosh that was good just got it like that bro very smooth i mean could you tell she was flattered yeah sure girls like being called pretty right i mean well and the trust like you know again could be too trusting but it's at least not the opposite where it's like don't look at my phone give that back to me or it's like really you have nothing to hide you're not cheating on anyone probably never thought about that paul but what happened afterwards
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And that is hot. Can I just say?
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OK, have you seen her at the gym?
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Maybe we're just being overeager.
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Is he sure there's nothing that's weird on your phone? In his mind, he says. Well, she has the passcode, you know?
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Like, not sketchy, but just weird.
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It just sounds like such a nice time. Yeah. And maybe that's the problem. It was so nice and sweet.
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And you replied? You, like, reply promptly to your friends, too. Like, it can wait 10 minutes. Like, also, a quick reply or, you know, did he give his friends the ick as well? I don't know.
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The more we talk about it, the worse it's getting for me.
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It sounded like such a fun time you and Paul had.
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Yeah. Like, they have, like, hotter people they follow than you?
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Oh, my God. He did the dishes.
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No, that's so trustworthy. Yeah, we couldn't believe he did that.
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Can we guess that maybe you looked at other things on his phone before?
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The carrot is dangly right there. You're hungry.
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Oh, you went deep into his phone. Those are personal. Yeah, that can be like a journal sometimes.
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Oh, come on. Hey. I think you're trying to find something wrong with him because you're scared it was going so good.
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His parents clapped. Well, okay. Why did you not tell us all of this part?
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Okay, you're at your home with your parents playing restaurant. Yeah.
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I think the thing is, you are a really nice guy. I think maybe you just need to be more upfront with people.
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Yeah. Already. Just text flooding in. Read one, Brooke.
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Yeah, but Jeff, he doesn't. Like, all he wants ladies to know is that he used to be in a band. Like, he wasn't honest about anything about his life.
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Are we calling that rap music?
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Don't you speak of Macklemore that way.
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Or just let him sing for you. That was impassioned.
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Hey, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and you found the Second Date Update podcast. Welcome. I'm just going to say, after today's second date, I will never hear one specific Macklemore song the same. I mean, I already tried to avoid listening to it, but now I'm going to try extra hard to avoid it. Oh, you were in for a treat and hopefully a big laugh right now.
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But first, we've got to read some comments from our lovely podcast. I love just Kay. That's all they wrote is their name. Kay met someone from the UK who was listening to this show. Whoa.
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It's now my third week binging in, and it's hilarious.
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Just Kay? No, the British guy that she recommended. Does he still like you enough to do that? Yeah, but he never listens. Oh, wait. It does say it's his new girlfriend. Oh, that's why.
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Let's get the second date started right now.
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We've had a lot of returned people lately.
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Strays just always come back.
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Oh, she didn't like it. It is the one where she didn't like her look because he didn't use a filter.
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No. All of it's fine if you use the right filter. Don't you remember that whole segment?
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I love when you say you're better, but you're back with us.
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Be harder to ghost you? Wait, hold on. What do you mean know who I am? He just means as a person. Oh, okay. I'm sorry. Do you normally not do that?
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Give them the essence of who you are as a person.
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Why wouldn't you just not tell her?
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Okay, did she know it was a microphone? Did she pick up on your hint?
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I mean, the shape of that is not good. I was just thinking that, Brooke. Yeah, it's a shape that can be mistaken.
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She's not getting it. You never clarified?
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Because you still want her to gaslight.
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She doesn't know she's playing. Pictionary, Jeff.
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Yeah, thrift shop. How is that a hint that you're in a band?
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Oh, God. Okay. After that drawing, I'm going to guess she said no.
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It does sound like an Alexis move where you just want to make people happy. Maybe she's being playful.
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The visual. Why are we even calling her? Yeah, bro, this is a train wreck. Oh, buddy.
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I mean, maybe she liked it. Okay, okay, we're teasing you a lot, but maybe she liked it.
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Oh, that's good. She did like it.
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Wait, was it Thrift Shop again or a different song?
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It was the name of your night, dude. You know what, though? If this works out, that's your song as a couple. That's it. That's your wedding song. That's everything.
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Did she mention anything about seeing you again?
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I mean, we could talk to her, or we could just play Macklemore for her for four minutes and see what her response is. Get her ready for the intro.
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I can't believe we haven't asked for a sample from Luke of his skills.
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Oh, I'm sure Luke has choreography. Don't you, Luke?
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I'm still confused how the knowledge of you previously being in a band really opens up who you are. It just sounds like maybe you think that that's what chicks like.
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Every band starts somewhere, right? And ends, because he's, again, not in it.
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Oh, no. Big lovers of music.
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All right. Sounds like it was a pretty memorable night with Luke, right?
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He did tell us that like going back to his place was a surprise. I don't know how that felt to you.
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Oh, you're hungry? Well... You know, I get it. Sometimes I make poor decisions when I'm hungry. You're like, ah, safety, but... Well, he had food ready for you.
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Yeah, was it a good dinner that he made?
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So he took you back to his parents' house? Is that what you're saying?
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So you're sitting at the table with all of them?
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I'm not going to say this is what I was imagining, but it was. How did you know?
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Okay. He left that detail out. We did not get any information about his mom and dad.
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Yeah, that way, if he wants a drink too, right?
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Go for it. That's a good point.
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Hmm, she says. Shocking, right?
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If you live with your parents, that's okay. You don't have to lie.
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See, he's thought this through. That was a weird jump there, Jeff. But you may want to ask for plants at your wedding. I think he is so cute, and he is going to all this effort just to make sure that you feel good and feel happy, Cassie. That should be a huge plus for you.
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Oh, that sounds like a novel I'd read. Yeah.
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Now I'm not going to read it.
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Let's correct that statement real quick. By we, you mean you and Jose. Yeah. You were doing lots of like, whoa.
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Didn't you just start this with maybe we were a little overdramatic? Yeah.
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Hey, welcome to the Second Date Podcast. Thank you so much for being here. We don't normally do this, but you are really special to us. So Jose is going to give out his personal phone number right now.
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More than your own phone texting, basically. I mean, it's a better way to reach him. That's all we're saying. And don't forget, we've got 45 more minutes, a full show, an hour long. Oh, my God. Can you take that much? If you want it, go for it. It's over at the Brooke and Jeffrey main podcast feed. But right now, we're all about the second date. So let's get it started.
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I don't know how a French accent can be unsexy, but you made it happen.
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Safety, sure. Yeah. So what was it like when you very first met Derek?
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They don't have stores where they sell babies, Jose, at the mall, even bougie malls. A baby watching date? I know.
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Put all the babies in the window. You better work on your return policy. I'm going to let you know.
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I love it. I mean, cute plant shops are so fun right now. Yeah. Is that cool?
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Oh, nice. Figgity fig. Figgity fig. Hey, fun to say. It's better than a Venus flytrap or something, you know?
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Snake plant. But average. They live a long time. They're hard to kill. They are very hard to kill. They're sturdy. They're a good first plant for people who don't have them.
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I don't think she'd be calling us and asking why he's not doing that. That'd be pretty obvious.
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Hey. Yeah. All right. This all sounds good. Like, I mean, I could totally understand why you're so confused, why he's not calling back.
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Oh, they're real plant babies.
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Leaf misses you. I haven't considered it, no.
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All I could think of was the love fern from the rom-com, you know? She's like, you killed our love fern. Your plant is still alive, right?
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Dude, solid. Solid names.
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No, I'm pretty sure they ordered a round of chicken tenders.
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It's actually an adorable first date. Yeah, they bought plants together.
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Is it opposite for plants?
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Yeah, yeah. It just feels like it fell off a little bit. Yeah. All right.
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Hey, listen, he's taking care of Gertrude.
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That's weird, you said. Sorry, your phone's a little hard to hear, Derek.
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He just said in the morning, though.
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Derek, I think we're calling you for a great reason, though.
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You sound like one of our commenters from the podcast. Yeah.
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And it sounded like an adorable date. Just so you know, she does know that you guys have been texting a little bit. It just feels like you're maybe not interested or something.
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So I don't know why she'd be confused, Jeff.
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Oh. Wait a minute. What's going on? Are you in a relationship?
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You're single. Okay. And you liked Cassie, right?
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But a mistake with who? Because she really likes you.
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Yeah, we even knew Gertrude and Leif Erikson are the name of the plants.
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You ran over your own child? You guys are being so dramatic. Oh, God. It's not a real baby. You killed Gertrude? Oh, no. Hello?
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Listen, why would you not be calling her back just because the plant fell off the car?
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Just tell her the truth. Cassie would think it's a cute story. I don't know. She sounds pretty upset. I don't even know what to say.
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I mean, Cassie, you're being, like, funny right now, right? You're not being serious. Kind of, I guess. It's really troubling, though. Is it?
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Oh, come on. That's cruel.
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I know. It's not like it says anything about who he is. You're a good person.
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Yeah, what do you do? Bury the body and then it just grows back again? She obviously did mean something to you, Cassie. That's why he went back to the store the next day. Hey, that's a good point, Brooke.
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Technically, if you've ever driven on grass.
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ghost you until the new plant comes in yeah wait so the new plant is coming so yes it took five days to get here it's coming tomorrow that's what i've been waiting for okay so you were gonna one more day you were gonna just ask her out then yeah i was waiting for tomorrow making sure the plant got here so in case she came over and saw that there was no plant i wouldn't get in trouble all right that is a lot for you to process but what are you thinking right now
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You were looking for a low credit score this whole time. I was thinking of a good one.
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Are you interested in something like that?
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What does this mean? Hold on. This is a totally different type of relationship.
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Is it like an offer letter that gets passed over? Or how do you work out the details? She might need to unblock him to text the details.
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This is so strange. Like at the beginning of this, I thought that you were upset because you were looking for something forever. But you're just...
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I don't know. Let's get you started on this. I feel like anything that sounds too good to be true, Jenna, you need to be careful of.
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It's like there's some control things.
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I feel like we're going to pay for it. Let him pay for it, Jeff.
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Look at that. And they say romance is dead.
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Dude, he was like, remember, he's like, oh, I made that sarcastic statement trying to be funny. And I think that maybe I came off too braggy.
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Yeah, I mean, there's not a lot of heart in it, that's for sure. I think we can assume what's going to happen. Yeah.
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Oh, I like that. You know what I mean? Give me 10%. I think that's called a pimp.
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all right you found a brand new second date podcast today it's brooke and jeffrey in the morning and hey thanks for being here uh today's second date i'll just say this i think it'd be really interesting if people left in the comments what the weirdest question you can ask on a first date is oh yeah i would say how much blood does your body hold oh huh that is how many pints exactly yeah or what kind of duct tape is your favorite wow
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Although you could ask for blood type. That could be useful information.
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How about, do you mind if I take my tooth out?
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That's definitely happened to you before. I just, the one, you know, it's interesting. I went on one date with one guy, and he was so hot until he took his front tooth out.
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Oh, yeah. So anyway, not ours. We want to know yours because there is definitely, definitely an odd one in today's Second Date Update. So leave it in the comments or if you're on the iHeartRadio app, you can actually leave us a voicemail. So do it there as well. And let's get this second date started.
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Honestly, it's been so long since I've blocked anyone, though.
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I was thinking unsolicited pictures or what. Oh, yeah.
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What do you mean kind of date? Was it like one of those pre-dates where you just meet for coffee for 20 minutes to see if a real date's worth it?
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In a turnaround? On the same day that you matched?
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And that's okay. I mean, that's to be expected. Yeah. What was the chemistry or attraction level?
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Did things change after that moment?
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Or the opposite, too fast. One-steppers?
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Or just one of those guys who walks in front of a woman the whole time, like a step and a half. It drives me nuts.
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I mean, I'm just wondering when you got blocked. Did you, like, leave the date and immediately she blocked you, or was there a couple of texts back and forth beforehand? Good question.
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No, you can tell that you were blocked. It never sends. It just never says delivered. It's unfortunate. You can check months later.
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You guys, what if it's just an accident? What if she just got, like, two left thumbs? You gotta confirm. I don't know. Sometimes I accidentally hit buttons in my back pocket or something. And, like, she's like, why isn't this guy calling me? That's a hopeful cookie.
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Yeah, she should definitely give you another chance.
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We asked all about whether she liked him and what it was like with him. We never asked, did the dog like you?
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Yeah, I don't think he did. She was just joining him on her dog.
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I think that's okay as long as there's no growling or nipping.
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Calm down, boy. You're sniffing of so many butts.
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Hey, Jeff. Welcome to the show.
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Yeah. There's a lot of us in here.
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That just sounds like a miscommunication. Didn't he say he needed to get his cardio in for the day?
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Okay, so are you saying you were disappointed that he didn't have a dog?
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Oh, that's a little personal. No, he sounds like he's trying to be funny.
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People in a 30 minute conversation.
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Everybody has different comfort levels when it comes to money.
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Are you sure he wasn't joking, though? Like, when you didn't tell him, what kind of response did he give you?
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You want to know her social security number next time?
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Because he wants to be with you forever. Unless you have a score of under 750. Yes.
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I mean, it's not very romantic. No. Yeah.
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What? Hmm? Oh, like a sugar daddy situation? What are you asking?
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See, I heard it as he wants you to be the sugar mama. That's why he's asking your score. Can you clarify, Aaron?
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Second Date Update: Give Him The Golden
We know that without acting them out. Nobody ever says, man, look at that hot golden retriever.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
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Are you saying that you're always a dog?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
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He didn't memorize your profile. So you're not willing to back down on the dog stuff?
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Maybe it's kind of convenient. It's like a girlfriend and a pet all wrapped up in one. Hey!
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I mean, that was strange. I don't know how. I don't want to be judgy because everybody's into their own things and stuff. It's just, like, maybe you stick within that community that's also into the same. You know what I mean? Like, maybe we date within the community that understands what you like. Yeah.
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It's something I could never actually say.
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Just about. So we're ready. Which one's the dog?
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Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
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Oh, y'all lit us up yesterday and I love it. Thank you so much. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, the home of the second date update. And we do have a brand new second date to get to. But yesterday's Awkward Tuesday phone call really hit a nerve.
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Yeah. We got so many comments on our socials at Brooke and Jeffrey. Up on the Spotify is just so many. And I love hearing your guys' reactions. A couple. This one says, sweet Joseph, husband of Mary, but not father of Jesus. What? The question remains, if her future husband knew about Jacob, maybe he would change his mind about it.
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Luis Olivas wrote us and said, I feel so bad for Jacob. You're better than her, Jacob. Yay! Oh, and I love this one from Danny. I'm so sorry for Jacob. Made me want to get there and drink with him. Oh, wow. I live in Columbia. It's going to be a trip.
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Hey, thanks for being with us. Thanks for subscribing, for liking, for doing all the things, for sharing the show, and definitely for commenting. We love you guys. All right, let's get you to your brand new second date update. It starts right now.
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Like what? Like a restaurant you like?
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Yeah, you really need to change up that mask because everybody knows it now.
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Jeff is literally playing with his beard as he's talking to you and just stops.
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That's on you then to not go out with them if you don't like the beard because you can see his picture, right?
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And he shaved it off.
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Were you able to recognize him?
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Oh, that happens a lot earlier than that. They just do it a little bit more subtly than you realize. And then finally a year later, you're like, wait, everything's changed? Why am I attracted to everybody now?
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Yeah, for him liking you.
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I thought she was going with humping a leg.
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Does that work? I would think if I saw that on a dating app, I'd be like, oh. Why do you do that?
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So did he compliment you on how you looked when he met you?
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That's true. You know, it is true. The one by my house, the shelves are literally empty. It's so weird.
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I'd like to take a rob this place. It's really weird. My pharmacy is not like that at all. It's more of a conversation starter than people would actually. I guess it is.
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Oh, like a little nibble? Is that what you meant?
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He didn't like it. What? What's wrong with this guy? You're nudging him with your nose. I'd be like, get off of me. Did you really do that? I thought she was joking.
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I guess you were trying to do an inside joke thing. It just fell flat, unfortunately. Was that the only awkward moment?
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Yeah, we'll give him a golden retriever. Why does it sound dirty?
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I don't know, but I wanted to get labradoodled. But now I'm going to get that instead? Of course Brooke does.
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I mean, when you set up like that, it sounds funny. It sounds like a funny moment. It's actually endearing almost. It kind of sucks that he didn't take it very well.
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I don't know. I mean, it could honestly be that you only put one picture up on your Hinge account, and so... Maybe she looks a little different from it. I mean, it could backfire.
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Maybe you just weren't what he was expecting.
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Oh. Okay. I think that that should be fun. Yeah. Look, if a man, you would go, yeah, actually, you would. Never mind. Yeah. I mean, maybe he just doesn't have a good sense of humor, and then you don't want to date him anyway. Brooke would be like, you're a dog? I'm a walrus. I'm a walrus. We're playing games.
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There's no base for nose rubbing. It wasn't a kiss. Well, maybe in his mind it was. It's kind of like a bunt to me, you know, if we're going to do a baseball analogy. It's weird. Why does no one think it's weird?
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What's up, Michael? Good morning. Yeah, we heard a little bit about a date you went on.
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What else are you supposed to say? Just how are you?
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Yeah, they're really popular. Yeah, we have a good podcast.
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Probably talking about our podcast. Oh, maybe ours. Oh, yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah, I remember. It's going to where you explain why you haven't called her back.
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Yeah, there was some humor mixed in.
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She was putting her tongue in the wine? Did your tongue reach the wine in the glass? They filled it a good fill. I mean, that's a nice bar. I'd like to know what bar she went to.
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And that was the indicator of how much she liked you is how much she was panting.
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But that's good, though, because a wet nose does indicate she's healthy. Yes. Why is it wet? She's had all of her shots.
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She told us that she knew that was a regrettable moment for her.
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Yeah, I bet you're a little embarrassed.
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No, you. What? You said he doesn't have to be embarrassed.
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Yeah, I thought you guys went to dinner. I didn't think that you just brought pizza to her house. No, this is when he was still at my house.
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Jeffrey's being sarcastic. Dude, it's like an unwritten rule. If you stay the night at somebody's house, you leave in the morning when they leave.
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I think that TV's going to be on the corner, Kyle.
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No, just be normal. You know what? If there's no middle ground, Jeffrey, let's go with that.
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It's not me. It's the guy. He could have just gone home that night and he would have had another date. It is not my fault.
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It sounds like marriage. Is that good?
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I started by saying it was good that she let him stay because it obviously meant she trusted him. I didn't know that it obviously meant that he didn't get the messages.
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Oh, I have a headache.
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Hey, you found it. The home of the second date update. It is Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And thanks for being here on the podcast. Yes. You know, I love all the comments we've been getting from all over the world. And I think this one really sums up what these second dates are. Nicola Huber in Brazil wrote, the call just gets worse and worse.
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It's true. It does. It's like a guilty pleasure listening, though, you know? We love when you comment. We love when you subscribe even more. So please do it. And, hey, just sit back and enjoy the Second Date Update. It's brand new, and it starts right now.
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God, we're giving you all sorts of ideas for your next date, Kyle.
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Like, I'm scared. I want to know.
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What's her name, by the way?
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Sarah. Okay. But what made, I mean, there's a lot of hot girls on the dating apps. Like, what made her stand out so much that you wanted to bring her a surprise gift?
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Literally, that's it. Is that easy? Is that right?
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You wanted to buy her affection. I see.
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I just asked him why she stood out. Nobody had an answer. Besides hot.
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That's what it is. I want more.
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I just want them to have, most people have a connection. That's all I'm saying besides even.
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That is not true. We talked to so many. Okay, we are getting off track. I'm not going to argue about this anymore. Kyle. She's making sense.
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Whoa. That's wild. I went through a phase like that. No, I get it. No cable, but no TV. Yeah, but you had a computer.
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No, honestly, you're a single woman. You're living by yourself. You just watch your shows on your laptop. You don't need the TV. Is that what it is?
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She's using her laptop or something. Yeah, okay. So that doesn't sound like a lot of bonding if you're talking about your favorite TV shows and she doesn't own a TV. That's true.
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For the record, TVs are not as expensive as they used to be. I bought people TVs before. How many inches?
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Smart TV. What a nice type.
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Something like something my parents would say. All right.
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Wait, are we at the beginning of the date when you gave it to her or at the end?
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That is amazing. That is so cool. We've never heard a TV gift on the first date.
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Yeah, because it's usually a shovel and some duct tape. But wait, what was her reaction?
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Oh, you did go back to her place.
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So wait, did you guys go to dinner at all, or was the TV the whole date at this point?
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She invited you to spend the night, right?
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But that's like a good comfort level. Like you meet somebody on a first date and you allow them not only to come to your house, but to stay the night. That's good. That's good. That's a good sign that she trusts you.
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They hung out a second time, but apparently it was so short that there's not even a description of the hangout. It was like it was that bad.
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I don't know. Maybe it was just too much too quick. Because she didn't ask for the TV, even though she was excited about it. I didn't think of that. If you ask, it's different.
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If she doesn't agree to another date, are you going to be regretful about the TV gift?
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No. We don't have any. Yeah, we're going to give you a gift card at the end of this.
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I have four TVs in my trunk right now just from the calls last week.
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My house is calling.
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Not a TV show, a radio show. Who? She's really into TV now, Jeff.
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She's not going to know. You don't know. We're a morning radio show. Hey, hold on. You want to know the name of our show?
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I think you'll remember once we say his name.
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The TV guy? Wait, why is he on God, Kyle? Don't say that.
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Why? Why? Because he likes you and he said that you're super pretty.
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Dude, that sounds like you have a story and I am dying.
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Well, he knows the last time you saw him, it didn't go well.
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Yes. Don't you call him triangle. He's not acute. Good one, Brooke.
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Yeah, just every one.
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He thought you were excited about that, were you not?
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I'm sitting back in my seat.
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It doesn't matter what game. Did he ask you if you wanted to watch it with him?
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He should just go home. He just feels comfortable with you. He feels like he's hanging out. He's trying to bond.
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How did he stay the night then? Because he said he slept on your couch.
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Wait, you didn't kick him out? No.
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Why don't you hop with me?
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At least he's independent. Why did you hang out with him again? Oh, my God.
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What? He was still there?
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I think it'd probably be a good time.
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I wouldn't do that. He bought the TV. and that's exactly the problem with the gifts actually she owes him nothing but but he may be a good guy that you should hear out that's totally different than what i said i got something to say all right so i brought you dinner and i invited you to join me and i'm the bad guy is that so bad you brought pizza knowing i don't eat that oh
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You don't need all those details.
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That's a good angle. I don't know if we can spin it that way. I mean, I think more is that he made a mistake and he would love a redo, right? Because he knows he screwed it up.
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She said you were a bad kisser, dude, because you were basically, like, kissing a dead person.
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I actually agree with Jeff on that. I mean, like, you wanted that kiss at the end of the night. I mean, sure, it was the death of the date. But if you could redo it, it may be great.
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That would be a great story to write, though.
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You would like a wreck like him.
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Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
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Hey, it's the Second Date Podcast and we got a brand new one for you today with Brooke and Jeffrey. Of course, we are the home of the Second Date Update. And I just got to say that the end of today's date may be the most shocking thing we've ever heard. Really? I don't know. It's just like, I don't know who I'm more upset for, her or him.
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Or both of them. Yeah. So definitely stay till the end because it will reward you. I will too, Brooke. We got a great message on our Instagram, actually, from Leah. She DM'd us and said, hey, I found your show on TikTok a few months back and started listening to the Second Date updates. Went through every single one I could find online. What? Yes.
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And didn't think it could get better, but the new episodes with the friendly vibe and the four of you is so nice to listen to. Yes! So, hey, thanks for being here and sticking with us through it all. So, listen, we love it when you like, subscribe, and don't forget we got that Second Date merch for sale. It's only for a limited time, so do not live in regret.
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Oh, you're still on. Oh, wow.
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Yeah, that is true.
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Why would you schedule a date the day after a bachelor party? Yeah.
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And you were going to be a responsible guy at the bachelor party in Vegas.
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No, I mean, the thing is, you can have a couple beers, feel a little bit better. I mean, I give you a thought, you know? Like, you don't have to be the entertainment because you're not up for that, right?
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You know, as soon as she turns around to throw a strike, you could just take a little nap for two minutes.
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Okay, anytime someone says it was good, but I don't remember anything she said.
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Second Date Update: Eyes Closed Mouth Open
Okay, so what do you remember? Kind of spacing out a little.
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Okay. That's a good sign. That's a great sign.
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Is this a moment of regret? Like, things had gone well. You should have just chopped it up to a victory. Yeah.
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Oh, it does sound a little... Why would that be the wrong... Yeah, I don't know. I don't get it.
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And she hasn't even gotten the full you, you know? Yeah, true. If she liked and enjoyed that night, when you're on, it's going to be great.
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You know, you should send that to the sales department. I'm sure that they will be on it, on the phone with holy sheets as we speak. They really should.
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Okay, I don't think that's it, my man. I mean, I think that maybe a good area of growth for you would be maybe admitting when you made a mistake.
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Well, I'm just saying you played victim a lot to those fantasy baseball teams. Victim to the bachelor party.
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I am with you there. Those are your choices and you made bad ones and that's fine.
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OK, slow it down. You asked my thoughts and that was my honest thought.
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If people want advice, they need to be open to criticism. Anyone that comes on our show does know.
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All right. See, and that's being open, and I appreciate that.
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Welcome to the show, April. Good morning.
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I didn't actually mean sarcasm there at all. Exactly. It sounded like a fun night.
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It was fine. It was mostly fine. Mostly fine?
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Okay, like mostly fine, like I'm planning on calling him back.
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Uh-oh. It's never good when someone says that. Yeah. What you can't come back from. Could you tell us more about that?
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Okay, so this is the very, very end of the evening. Mm-hmm.
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And at that point, were you like hoping for a kiss or like how well that's the vibe I was getting for sure.
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Wait, what? Standing up?
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Yeah, it does not feel good.
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It's embarrassing to him, not to you. It's actually impressive. Yeah, Lawrence, you've got to explain to her.
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Awkward Tuesday: I Quit For You
Did you say that? It was better for her. Yeah.
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Awkward Tuesday: I Quit For You
She didn't lie to you about... It doesn't sound like she lied to you about anything.
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Awkward Tuesday: I Quit For You
you decided to quit and they came to me okay wow i mean it does kind of sound like you you made your own grave there dave yeah and she dug it for me did she know yeah she did like there was no job before you left it's not like she knew that that was gonna happen she like flirted and got him to the cemetery he went to the boss and quit yeah and he was dating someone that was you know you can't do that but here's the question boss that dates somebody below you you
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Awkward Tuesday: I Quit For You
You don't have faith that he would have celebrated your big job promotion?
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Awkward Tuesday: I Quit For You
Come on. You said you cared about her. Someone had to take your job. It might as well be somebody that you cared about. Why can't you root for her?
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I'm team Nicole on this. It was a loving stab in the back, if you think.
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Congratulations, Nicole, on your big promotion.
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Now you're sounding kind of petty, my friend.
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Awkward Tuesday: I Quit For You
Ooh, Tuesday's your new favorite day of the week. I love that. Yeah, tacos and Awkward Tuesday. Welcome to the Brooke and Jeffrey, of course, second date podcast. But today is always a little special with our Awkward Tuesday phone call. And all I'll say is one of our listeners dabbled in workplace romance and it definitely backfired.
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backfired yeah so hey thank you for all the comments on last week's awkward Tuesday we've got so many yeah you guys love it and it makes me so happy yes Sarah Irby wrote oh my god thanks for posting this so fast I heard the first half of my way to work yesterday and was excited to hear the rest of it which I always forget that a lot of podcast listeners listen to part of us on the radio on their commute yeah they finish us on the podcast yeah it's really great Matt Bright just simply said that was absolutely brutal
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Which I think is a compliment. I think that describes a lot of the calls we have. Brutal. So always keep your comments coming. We love it. Whether that's on the podcast or on our socials at Brooke and Jeffrey. And don't forget to order your limited edition second date update merch for a cause. You can get it now. The link is in the show notes. And let's get this awkward started.
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Uh, wait, she gave you dirt? Oh, she used to give me dirt too. She never talked about you.
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Awkward Tuesday: I Quit For You
Apparently she was talking about me to both of you. Oh, she just liked the boys.
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Well, let's be honest. HR is only there to protect the company, not protect you.
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Are you second-guessing your decision after that intro?
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Okay. You're stuck. You're on the line.
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Oh, no. I'm telling everybody, but I don't know where your office is, so it's fine. Okay. Yeah.
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But co-workers is key. It wasn't like somebody, you weren't the boss, right?
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That's an important detail. It's like a power dynamic you can't do.
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I never tried to hook up with you and I still have zero interest.
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Okay, okay. Listen, buddy. Just because she likes you, you still can't do it. You're the boss.
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Oh, okay. I mean, that's true.
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You guys, he should have gotten another job before you put in your notice.
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But it was for love, so it was worth it, is what you're saying.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait. How long were you dating before you quit your job?
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I hate to say it, but it sounds kind of like she broke up with you. Yeah. It's been a couple months. I feel like that's the point where you know if you're into someone or not. And she probably feels bad. It's not like she wanted you to quit your job. Wait a minute.
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I know, but that's a lot of pressure on her for you to bring it up if she wasn't fairly sure on the relationship.
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Okay. Maybe it's a chlorine ambulance out of Salem.
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Now I'm worried. Is there a huge age gap between you two?
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She's 12 years younger than I am. That's not crazy.
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It's crazy that after a month, he's like, I'm going to quit my job for you. What is she supposed to say? I would feel backed into a corner.
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That would just be my reaction. I would be like, huh.
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Again, that's not on her. You can't put that on her.
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Oh, like you're going to be the one that is okay with the breakup?
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Are you just saying this from personal experience that they all come crawling in? Every time you say, I'll give it back, they go, well, wait a minute.
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I mean, closure's always hard to come by, Dave. I really think that no matter what you do to get someone to open up, you need to go in with compliments. You need to say how you felt about her and what a great time you had together.
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And then maybe just say, you know, I was hoping for more time with you. Is there something I can do to make things better?
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Or embarrassed, for God's sake.
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Veronica, you can't do that.
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Jimmy, I think you need to get your resume together.
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Okay, listen. If our office had an HR department, I would get that woman or person in here right now. Oh, it's a woman. But we don't, Brooke. What a narc.
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Hey, it's Brooke and Jeffrey, and this is the Second Date Podcast. You found it! Yay! So a month ago, two months ago, Alexis? Two. We tried out the Awkward Tuesday phone call. Yes. Because if you didn't realize, we are a full radio show, and we do a lot of other things outside of the second date. And so we're like, OK, y'all love the second date update. We love that.
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Would you also like this little relationship segment as well? And you guys did. Oh, my God. Overwhelmingly.
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The Awkward Tuesday goes up on Sunday right now, which made no sense. Yeah. And it has been one of the most downloaded segments of the podcast for the last two and a half months. So in honor of that, we are going to add some sort of clarity to the situation. And we are going to start playing Awkward Tuesdays on Tuesday. Wow. We are geniuses.
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Pretty innovative. So thank you for being here. Thank you for the likes, the follows, the comments. Yes, all of it. And we're going to make a little more sense. And right now is your Awkward Tuesday phone call on Tuesday.
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He means he's sorry for the 18th time.
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Jeffrey, I'm not hitting on you. We're just coworkers.
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Yeah, I was. I'm still on that high, Jeff. I feel like I've heard about this text message more than ever.
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Oh, man, I just want to know what emojis he used. That's what I want to know.
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But I'm guessing we're leading into the fact that she's the one that he texted when he was drinking.
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Yeah, you were worried about it too. That's awesome. Well, it sounds like you have a good group of friends. That's cool.
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I mean, I think sometimes you just know.
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That's so cute. She was probably texting all day. Why is it in past tense, though? Why is it was thinking about? All honeymoon pieces come to an end.
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You're right. Tell her I love her. No.
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On your wedding day. Love the healthy masculinity coming from you right now.
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Okay. Text? Wait, the first time? Not even because he's drunk. I mean, it's had to be a huge moment. I mean, but who hasn't done it, though? Confess, like, more than they should have at a drunken night.
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No. Wait, this is better, right? No, you texted your boss a love confession. It's not better.
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What did your boss say? What was the reply back?
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Hold on. Is she like one of those old people that don't understand how emojis work?
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Yeah, the sensual lips get sent by my mom too.
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And you've never even, like, thought about your boss like that? I love that a manager sets a meeting to tell you that she has the same feelings.
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No. Dude. This is so embarrassing for her.
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So you're telling us in where she's confessing that she feels the same way you don't say anything?
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Just a couple of jokes from Jose and she'll be turned off. Yeah. Let me try to hit on her, actually.
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I only laugh because it's true.
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Although our boss does have a really cute southern accent. I do love our boss.
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It's not always illegal to date someone within the company. You could just need to go tell management.
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Well, I mean, your goal is you want things to go back to normal. And I think you need to give up on that dream. Because that ship has sailed, my friend.
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So we're going plan B. And that's for you to be the villain. You got to make it so she can't love you because you suck.
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Awkward Tuesday: I Don't Love My Boss
You need to tell her you have a secret family. What? Wait, what? He's already with someone. He forgot to tell her.
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Awkward Tuesday: I Don't Love My Boss
Nah, just respecting the bedroom. See, here's the thing. And then you say, listen, if you don't tell anyone about the secret family, I won't tell anyone that you're in love with me. That's a pretty good idea.
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Awkward Tuesday: I Don't Love My Boss
I win again, Brooke, take that. I'm gonna tell you right now, she's gonna quit her job. You're gonna be honeymooning in the Bahamas. Oh, I didn't think of that. Okay, go for it, buddy. Let's see how this works. Oh, no.
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Awkward Tuesday: Worst Best Man
Whoa. Okay, you don't have to be rude. Don't you guys, like, hang out?
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Awkward Tuesday: Worst Best Man
Bro. Yeah. I mean, step-sister.
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Awkward Tuesday: Worst Best Man
Bro. It's a joke. It's clueless. Come on.
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Awkward Tuesday: Worst Best Man
Well, that's good. That's what you want to hear. Am I right?
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At least you know when he's looking at you now he's not flirting with you.
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Awkward Tuesday: Worst Best Man
Have fun at the wedding, guys.
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Hey, I have a guy on my stream almost every day now from Germany. Oh, really? Forgot your name, though, but shout out to you.
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We should shut it down in America. I say we just do all international. What do you guys think? That's not a bad idea these days.
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Yeah, I'll just fart into the mic. It'll crack the whole place up. I'm going to be so funny.
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So wait, was it at this point where you were like hoping it wasn't this one person, like anyone but them kind of thing?
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Oh, to help guide the selection.
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But it makes her, I don't know, you're right. It makes them both look bad. Does it make her look worse?
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Or like it'll naturally come up.
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Yours is based all on your exes.
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Alexis is right. Your fiance will be crushed.
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Awkward Tuesday: Worst Best Man
Rosé, what do you think? You should just say, look, because of our history, my request to you is you show up, but you shut up. Okay? Don't say anything about us dating. And that, I will consider your official wedding gift to us.
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I mean, honestly. AKA, I'm smart.
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Awkward Tuesday: Worst Best Man
Good threatener. Yes, she is. Thank you.
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Awkward Tuesday: Ruin A Birthday
Yeah, you got to practice being the bigger man in that situation, Richard. But I think it's too late for that now. So listen, Megan, maybe the message didn't come across quite the way we wanted it to. But do you understand the sentiment behind it that there's a lot of parents that were upset by what happened? Because their children were crying at the end of the party. You must have noticed.
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She does have a point a little bit there, but still, it's not fair.
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They wouldn't have given their best.
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Brooke, let's not do the Brooke apology. Tell her what a good mom she is.
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I just don't know that that's true.
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Well, it doesn't matter if you believe it. You should say it.
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You should try harder with this apology.
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I'm trying. I'm on hireable.
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You keep laying down truth bombs on us, Megan, and I'm coming around on you.
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Everyone else feel bad. Yeah, Richard.
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I want to work in your labor camp in the next one that you set up, so give us a call.
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Jeff makes a mean bear. Yeah, I really do. I want to build a tier.
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Oh, my God. Richard, you really got to work on your slams, because they keep getting worse as the call goes on.
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It's perfect for summer. It really is.
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One of the most dramatic calls we've had all year. And it all started with a weird disagreement at a Build-A-Bear workshop.
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Children were in tears, their parents were upset, and even went viral on TikTok. And now one father's decided it's time to get justice and confront the person who started the drama. you're going to hear what went down at Build-A-Bear in your brand new Awkward Tuesday. Big tease, I know.
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I mean, you can't write that stuff better. The most Awkward Tuesday phone call coming up right after this.
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Different radio shows excel at different types of content.
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Some shows are really good with health and wellness tips.
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Other ones, don't judge the other shows, bro.
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Other ones focus more on true crime stories. But today we're honing in on our wheelhouse, children's birthday party drama.
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And I bring it up because there's a story that's actually been going viral on TikTok lately. I'm not sure if you guys have heard about it yet, but one of the people who was directly involved reached out to us saying, hey, I could really, really use your help.
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Let's talk to him, though. His name is Richard. Richard, welcome to the show. How you doing?
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Oh, so Brookbean's not as good as your daughter.
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Or not as bad as your daughter.
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Yeah, we shouldn't be slamming our listeners as soon as they ask us for help. Sorry about that, Richard. Tell us what's going on. You were involved with this birthday drama. How?
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Just a bunch of seven-year-olds freely roaming the mall, figuring it out?
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Pretty standard for a post-seven-year-old birthday party, though.
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Oh, God. Wow. What the heck happened? Did Jeff show up and do a parody song in the middle of the party? Probably. Oh, they'd be laughing then.
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That's so rude. I'm not even involved in the bear world or children's world and I want to fight everyone right now.
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Wow. See, okay, so this is like the normal reaction. Everyone's agreeing this is a little messed up.
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It blindsided all of the parents and the children there, obviously.
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Was that laid out in, like, the invitation that all the kids were going to be building a bear for the birthday girl? No. No, my daughter thought she was getting the bear to bring home.
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Oh, that's a question. Those are expensive.
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Well, the birthday mom paid for the cake, too, I'm assuming. And she gave some of that away, so at least she's kind of generous.
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Okay, look. Let me play advocate really quick. Think about it from the birthday girl. Every one of those bears, every night she goes to bed, it's like, this is Sarah's bear, this is Brooke's bear, this is Jesper's. She's going to think of her friends. And the mom paid for it. So that makes, just wanting to throw that out there.
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This is the choice I'm making. I'm just saying I see where maybe... I think exactly what Brooke thinks.
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What about you and this crying line of kids? Like, here you go. It's so ridiculous.
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I want to contact her and tell her this isn't okay.
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You want to call the mom of the birthday girl who set this up? Yeah. I want to contact her and say it's not right. It's not okay.
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I want you guys to tell me what to say. Gotcha. So you want advice on how to call the mother of the birthday girl after the birthday is over to tell her it's not cool that she made all of the children at the party build Build-A-Bears and then gift them all to her daughter at the very end. She's a Build-A-Bear thief. I want to confront her. Okay.
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Not sure if the name calling will work, but we'll have some ideas for you when we come back.
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But remember, you're making the call when we come back for your Awkward Tuesday phone call. Build-A-Bear edition. Let's try and calm down a little bit. We're going to play a song and do it right after this. I'm not sure I can, but hurry up. Let's do this. I'll try. Hold on.
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I know Brooke has said many times she loves it when other parents call and tell her she's doing a bad job of mothering.
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We do a whole segment on it.
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But the thing is, not everybody is as receptive to parental criticism as Brooke is. That's why our listener Richard needs our help today, because he was upset after dropping his seven-year-old daughter off at a Build-A-Bear birthday party. And when he picked her up, his daughter was crying, because the host mom made all of the children give their Build-A-Bears to the birthday girl.
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As like a big happy gift to remember everybody by.
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But Richard's not the only parent who was upset by hearing this. He does want to be the one, though, who calls up the mom and lets her know that he thinks what she did wasn't really right. Yeah. So how does he politely deliver that message so the mom gets it? Let's go to our child rearing expert, Jose. Jose, what's your advice?
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Well, I would play vague here and just ask, hey, have you heard from any other parents about the party? Because likely she's going to say, yeah, I have. And if not, you can just be like, I hear some of them are upset. Oh, blame it on other people. Thank you. That is so passive aggressive. It's a group. thing. Everyone's upset. I get what he's saying.
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That way, Richard doesn't have to own all of the anger for it. He can share some of the blame with the parents. Richard, what do you think about that?
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Well, just then you can break the news. I heard from one other parent.
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Name drop some other moms. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, I heard from so-and-so.
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Brooke, good luck beating that advice.
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But maybe if you just ask her to say that, she'll realize how dumb it is coming out of her own mouth. I do that all the time. I'm starting to talk. I'm making a point. And I'm like, wow, that is really stupid. Well, you know what? I'm selfish.
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I'm sorry. So you can choose either one of those pieces of advice or none, Richard. Either one. We're going to be here waiting to jump in if we feel like you need a little bit of help. I think you got it. Okay.
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Sorry, we don't want to get you all excited again. Stay calm. We're going to dial this mom for you, let you talk to her. Here we go.
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No, call her a labor camp worker.
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That was the funniest back and forth I've ever heard. Excuse me, can anyone tell me what's going on? Yeah. Yeah.
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Hey, so Megan, he wasn't lying. You actually are on the radio right now on Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. That's our show.
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Sorry, it's a healing segment that we do about bringing parents together and kindly talking to each other.
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no richard did he get that memo yeah no well it's actually called an awkward tuesday phone call because we knew that this conversation wasn't going to be flawless i don't think anybody expected it to nosedive like it did no that was wild what happened richard we told you to open my call i tried i tried my best that was your best she was an a-hole from the very beginning she called everyone whiny okay
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I think she was just like a hillbilly in Montana for three years and just told everyone she was out of college.
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But if I just got a random call right now and it was like, Brooke Fox is applying, I would cover for you. I totally would. You just got to roll with it.
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Awkward Tuesday: Bonjour Betrayal
Yeah. Yeah, like, ma'am, is he responsible? Yeah, totally.
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Oh, man. Never getting a job with Brooke as a friend.
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Awkward Tuesday: Bonjour Betrayal
I never felt like they did.
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Awkward Tuesday: Bonjour Betrayal
I think it's more like, do you have three friends? Because if you don't, that's a bad sign.
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Awkward Tuesday: Bonjour Betrayal
Oh, international branding.
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Awkward Tuesday: Bonjour Betrayal
Wait, you do want to call the boss? I thought you were calling your friend here. She can't change her reference if she wants the job. Oh, my God.
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Awkward Tuesday: Bonjour Betrayal
So we're about to make a professional reference phone call?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Bonjour Betrayal
What about you and me quick French lesson in the next three minutes while a song plays? Jose, you don't know any French.
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Awkward Tuesday: Bonjour Betrayal
The guys can't fake it. Believe me.
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Awkward Tuesday: Bonjour Betrayal
You need to set the expectation that you don't have a lot of time here. Oh, that's not bad either. You got to be quick. This whole thing's got to be quick. Remember, you're important. You're important. You got some other billion dollar corporation you're running right now. You own Costco or something, right?
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Awkward Tuesday: Bonjour Betrayal
Oh, well, I think it depends.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Bonjour Betrayal
You were on a French fast. No Frenchie. Did you mention Fluffy the three-headed dog from Harry Potter somehow? Like the intelligence of three heads? Yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Bonjour Betrayal
Yeah. The three people. The intelligente.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Bonjour Betrayal
And you didn't, like, offend anyone. Well, maybe everyone in France.
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Awkward Tuesday: He Saw What He Saw
Okay, they can keep track of the day of the week now. Yeah, exactly.
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Awkward Tuesday: He Saw What He Saw
It's not an 11 p.m. call kind of thing.
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Awkward Tuesday: He Saw What He Saw
It depends. It depends on the relationship. How close you are. Is someone grocery shopping with somebody I don't know? Or are they literally making out?
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Awkward Tuesday: He Saw What He Saw
No, we didn't see anything.
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Awkward Tuesday: He Saw What He Saw
I don't think I would tell you. Oh. Oh, wow. Thanks. I'd tell you, and I'd show you. I'd be like, this is how they kiss.
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Awkward Tuesday: He Saw What He Saw
Come over, too. Exactly what I was going to say. If a friend says I need to tell you something to your face, I'll be like, friendship's over, dude. Sorry. What? I can't handle it. I don't like anything.
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Awkward Tuesday: He Saw What He Saw
And I have friends that don't even know what that finger is.
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Awkward Tuesday: He Saw What He Saw
Oh, which reminds me, Brooke, I'll take your wedding ring off right now. Thanks for letting me wear it before the break.
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Awkward Tuesday: He Saw What He Saw
Oh, no. What kind of answers that? That's an immediate feeling of guilt.
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Awkward Tuesday: He Saw What He Saw
I feel like we have not discounted the fact she could be a jewelry heist person and have access to lots of jewelry, and she's scared because we just caught her.
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Awkward Tuesday: He Saw What He Saw
Dude, her husband may answer.
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Awkward Tuesday: He Saw What He Saw
You just told them the situation.
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Awkward Tuesday: He Saw What He Saw
Edit out the whole front of that part. Every week I give great advice.
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Awkward Tuesday: He Saw What He Saw
You need to make her feel comfortable. Reminder, honey, I want you to know first, I love you. Okay. And whatever you say in this conversation, I promise not to judge.
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Awkward Tuesday: He Saw What He Saw
We listen and we don't judge.
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Awkward Tuesday: He Saw What He Saw
It's an internet therapy trend, not TikTok. talk, and I think if you practice it, then maybe she will be comfortable to open up to you.
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Awkward Tuesday: He Saw What He Saw
Yes. Exactly. We give you permission.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: A.I Fail
And I did the sound effect. No, just humans.
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Awkward Tuesday: A.I Fail
See, I take it as a mission. I'm like, we're going to try our hardest to make kids that aren't looking like that. You just keep making kids until they don't look like that.
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Awkward Tuesday: A.I Fail
He did one thing bad, if you think about it. Other than that, things were good.
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Awkward Tuesday: A.I Fail
Okay. I like it. Actually, I kind of do too. You just got to get the kid image out of her head.
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Awkward Tuesday: A.I Fail
Maybe they are perfect. That might be the most shocking part of this.
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Awkward Tuesday: A.I Fail
She's like, well, I can whistle by myself. Wow.
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Awkward Tuesday: A.I Fail
You got to commit. And then return it later.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: A.I Fail
I had to actually leave an umbrella once. That was a gift because I didn't give it back.
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Awkward Tuesday: A.I Fail
Sadly, I've heard this before. Other people that forced us and they're like, what is this garbage? And then two days later, they're like, did you hear the second day?
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Awkward Tuesday: A.I Fail
Oh, that's not good enough for you all of a sudden.
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Awkward Tuesday: A.I Fail
Oh. So was it a mug that he gave her, too?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: A.I Fail
Well, they don't even open it, right? Unless y'all left on read.
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Awkward Tuesday: A.I Fail
Okay, creative, but you get it, bro.
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Awkward Tuesday: A.I Fail
Okay. That's what we were worried about. That's what we were hoping you would say.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: A.I Fail
Girl, when you just told us what you did, none of us have even thought of that before. That's a mind-blowing thing. To actually see it would be creepy.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: A.I Fail
You haven't even met her parents, have you?
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Awkward Tuesday: A.I Fail
Oh. Oh, yeah. Because that's where you met.
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Awkward Tuesday: A.I Fail
Well, you told us in the first part that you froze up when you were with her. Yeah. You need to feel and sound confident here. So right now, with all the confidence in the world, tell me, what is the one thing you like most about yourself?
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Awkward Tuesday: A.I Fail
That's right. So here we go. With a good sense of humor.
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Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
I mean, if anything, he really likes you, and I think that's really sweet.
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Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
I'm going to put him on two paddle boards, see what happens. Oh, wow. That'd be good.
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Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
Catherine, as I call them. God, they have a couple names already? We don't even know if they're still dating. Oh, sorry.
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Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
It's been pretty crazy, but so good. What's been crazy?
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Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
Just fixing his broken nose over and over again? Oh, you guys are fighting each other now? Thank you.
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Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
That's great. That's awesome. So do you go to, like, a lot of Karjitsu matches, Catherine?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
There is such deep moments on this show.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
That's actually really sweet. So you found other interests or what?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
Wait, you can't have both? I keep reminding him he's not getting any younger.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
Why do I picture just a Honda Accord parked outside of a mini mall with a sign propped up next to it?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
All the other kids on the windshield.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
Welcome to the Second Date Podcast. It's Brooke and Jeffrey, of course, the home of The Second Date. And we love when we get a special update update. Yes! And if you're an OG listener, you know what that is already. But if you're new to the show, that's where when we have a successful couple from one of our second dates come back and tell us how their relationship is going.
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Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
And one of the most memorable from last year was with a professional athlete. Oh, wow. He was in a crazy sport only I think Jose had heard of before. Yeah. And he has a big announcement he wants to make on the show. So we're going to let him do that. But how these work is we're going to play you the original when they were first on the show so that you're up to speed. Yes.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
And then we get the update from them at the end.
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Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
Sit back, enjoy, and stay till the end. It starts right now.
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Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
Just go with it. You roll with it or do you correct it every time? Laugh at yourself a little bit.
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Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
Wait, after you made the profile, you didn't take that part? I thought she did make it for you.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
Oh, but you went with it still. I did. Interesting.
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Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
They saw the truth in it. Yeah. Bro to bro, that's hilarious.
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Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
What does it mean? You, like, grapple with automobiles?
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Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
Oh, I've seen this. Oh, they're doing jiu-jitsu inside a car.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
Yeah, right when they park. It's like, seatbelt, get over here.
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Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
Spoiler alert, but I always win. I'd put money on you. Five minutes in and out, Brooke. Is it frustrating that people don't know what this is, or are you okay with that?
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Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
Isn't that why you put it on your profile? So you could send them videos of you sexily grappling with men?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
What? You make a living out of it.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
You found the one person that knew what this was. That's cool. So did she like take a huge interest on your date?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
In a fun way or a bad way?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
Oh, but she called you her boyfriend, so that's kind of cute, right? Do you like that or do you not like that?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
It doesn't look funny. The move from the front seat to the back seat was... It's pretty funny.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
So I mean, did that ruin your day? Because it sounds so good. Like she called your boyfriend.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
Maybe she's embarrassed.
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Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
It really does sound like they're in a relationship already.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
Okay. All right. And do you have any idea why?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
All right. All right. Well, maybe you just need a chance to tell her that.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
You're in the middle of a second date update update, and we're going to find out how the couple is doing right after you hear part two.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
Did you say no? Oh, that's funny. Yeah, we don't get no very often, Catherine. Can we ask why?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
Oh, wait, does that change things? Do you want to talk to us now?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
Oh, God. Oh, my gosh. Are you embarrassed? It sounds like a fun night. It was a fun night. I am embarrassed.
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Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
Especially when they're a retired pro athlete. That's when they're at their peak. It's so fun to be around. Don't you think you're way jumping the gun? I mean, you are thinking about 25 steps down the line here.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
Wait, what? Yeah, he says. No! Yeah. No!
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Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
Are you hearing that?
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Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
i would never let that happen come on i got this little counter thing that i do with my two thumbs it works every single time whoa don't give away your secrets to all the car jitsu listeners who might be fighting you in the future you don't want to give it away yeah wait a minute this is like way more violent than i expected it to be maybe she's see that's what i'm saying this is something i have to think about oh my
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: Carjitsu Crazy
Oh, there we go. You know what? Boat jitsu, first thing, safety. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I kind of like it.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: We Built This Thing Together
On a one-night stand? Super romantic, though.
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Second Date Update UPDATE: We Built This Thing Together
I don't know. What's amazing is he's not scared away right now. I mean, that is honestly, I don't know if you're going to find that.
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Second Date Update UPDATE: We Built This Thing Together
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
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Second Date Update UPDATE: We Built This Thing Together
Oh, my God. I vote them most likely to be in a relationship. Well, they just, you know, she needed the effort, and he sounded like he was ready to deliver.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: We Built This Thing Together
What? What? Wait, a flash mob?
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Second Date Update UPDATE: We Built This Thing Together
Oh, my God. I bet Maggie was over the moon. That's so much.
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Second Date Update UPDATE: We Built This Thing Together
Wait, what?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: We Built This Thing Together
You're like Goldilocks and the bears or something with the porridge. Like, pick a temperature.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: We Built This Thing Together
Has he struck the right chord by this time?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: We Built This Thing Together
It's like a scrap pamphlet. You guys are together then still?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: We Built This Thing Together
It's always kind of a special week when we get an update update. Yeah. So today we get to check in with one of our iconic second date update couples. And you're going to hear that in just a second. But first, I got to say thank you to Matthew, who wrote us on our second date Spotify page. And it says, here's why I got a second date update hoodie.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: We Built This Thing Together
He's got bullet points. I like it. One great conversation starter.
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Second Date Update UPDATE: We Built This Thing Together
Two, looks sick. Okay. It really does. And three, it goes to a cause. Yeah, it's a win, win, win.
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Second Date Update UPDATE: We Built This Thing Together
I mean, honestly, they're so cool right now. And 100% of proceeds, like we said, from every sale go to help LA Wildfire Relief efforts. Thanks to Convoy of Hope. So again, if you want to buy Second Aid Update merch, the link is in our show notes. Right, Alexis? Yep, putting it there right now. Okay, perfect. And thank you. Enjoy your update update. It starts right now.
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Second Date Update UPDATE: We Built This Thing Together
That is so rude.
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Second Date Update UPDATE: We Built This Thing Together
Rob. That's a disciplined woman.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: We Built This Thing Together
Or it was such good Photoshop you didn't notice. Can I ask, are you any of the things she is? Like dry, you know, no smoking, vegan?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: We Built This Thing Together
You can smoke cigars and eat bacon. I mean, it could be the reason she's not calling him back.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: We Built This Thing Together
Wait, how did that work?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: We Built This Thing Together
Oh, yeah. You took the vegan to ice cream?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: We Built This Thing Together
So you checked it. Impossible ice cream, Jeff.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: We Built This Thing Together
Like coconut milk ice cream. Okay. Sounds great.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: We Built This Thing Together
She was probably impressed that you put some effort in to find a place that could fit her.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: We Built This Thing Together
Oh, wow. Okay. And that's good that she suggested it. Yeah, no kidding. So what'd you do the next day?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: We Built This Thing Together
Cool. Oh, okay. Oh, my God. I'm not vegan, but one of my favorite places to eat is a vegan restaurant in my neighborhood.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: We Built This Thing Together
Does that usually have a vegan restaurant?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: We Built This Thing Together
Okay. How was the connection between you two?
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Second Date Update UPDATE: We Built This Thing Together
I don't get why he's on with us if it was freaking you out. Is she now not calling you back?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: We Built This Thing Together
No, she was trying to convey something. It's like when I used to make mix CDs and put in secret songs for different dudes I liked and be like, yeah, I know that one hit. You're right. You basically turned her down by not liking the song. Which is good, honestly. Maybe she needed to get back to reality a little.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: We Built This Thing Together
Yeah, you were being honest. So what do you want our help with? Do you want another date or do you not?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: We Built This Thing Together
I see, I see. Maybe if she knows how you feel, she can lay off the love gifts and the songs. Yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: We Built This Thing Together
You're in the middle of a second date update update, and we're going to find out how the couple is doing right after you hear part two.
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Second Date Update UPDATE: We Built This Thing Together
Is this the song?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: We Built This Thing Together
Are you all forgetting it's a song that she sent to him?
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Second Date Update UPDATE: We Built This Thing Together
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's pretty cheesy.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: We Built This Thing Together
Sure, that's how I would take it, for sure.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: We Built This Thing Together
Pottery class, no alcohol, very vegan. That is.
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Second Date Update UPDATE: We Built This Thing Together
Are you wanting to apologize to her for your response?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: We Built This Thing Together
That's why you had to throw a dig in there.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: We Built This Thing Together
Oh, my God. Rob said you had two great dates together. Yeah.
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Second Date Update UPDATE: We Built This Thing Together
That's so sweet. That's good. Okay. Was there something that made that change? Because it does sound like you're talking in past tense.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: We Built This Thing Together
What'd you say on your profile?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: We Built This Thing Together
So that would be a lot for anyone.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: We Built This Thing Together
OK, Jeff put on that therapy hat right now.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: We Built This Thing Together
Well, she was already adjusting. I mean, she was already going out with somebody who wasn't a vegan. She was already going out with somebody that drinks when she doesn't drink.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: We Built This Thing Together
No, she said the problem was he wasn't romantic, Jeff.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: We Built This Thing Together
You can hear it. I think Jeff's playing it right now.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: We Built This Thing Together
What did you drink this morning?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: We Built This Thing Together
Absolutely. I think every woman has said it in any relationship they've ever been in.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update UPDATE: We Built This Thing Together
Oh, my mom loves that song. Wake up, Maggie, I think I got something to say. That's just her name, right?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
Oh, okay. Not seeing anybody until you say yes to the X, and then you'll be seeing Landon again. Yeah, you're not seeing anybody until you say yes to the X. That's right. That's the whole goal of this segment, and Landon has the endorsement of every member of this morning's show. That's not true. Plus all of our listeners, all 12 of them.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
Well, she didn't say it nine times. That's the magic number. You get nine lives in dating.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
But look, the key is that wasn't a no.
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Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
I mean, it's like people taking time apart to figure out themselves before they get back together stronger than ever.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
That's what you do during your time apart to make yourself stronger. That's what it takes.
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Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
Probably longer than that, if we're being honest.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
All right, man. I'm sorry. It sounds like we're not going to be able to get your ex to say yes to the ex.
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Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
Yeah. Look at Jeffrey in the morning.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
Do you believe in second chances? A second chance to pass that driver's test?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
Yeah. Lex is like that idea.
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Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
A second chance for dinosaurs to rule the earth.
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Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
A second chance to slip past that security guard and finally make it up on stage at the Taylor Swift concert and give her a hug.
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Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
Good things happen when you get a second chance, and today we're hoping for a second chance at love. trying to get one more shot for a guy who's desperate to win back the woman who dumped him. And it's kind of crazy because the way that she ended things was one of the most brutal stories that I think we've ever heard on this show. Still, he says he's willing to risk it all for one more chance.
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Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
And it's going to come up. We'll see if it pays off in a brand new Say Yes to the X right after this. JLo and Ben Affleck, Prince William and Kate Middleton, Nick Cannon and baby mamas number four and seven. Just a few examples of couples who dated and broke up only to get back together years later because they realized, oh my God, I think maybe they were the one.
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Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
Which one's Mariah? It's a little messy there. But the point is, you never know until you try. And if you have an ex that you look back on and think, oh, did I make a mistake by letting them go? We created this segment called Say Yes to the Ex. So that we can reach out and see if there's a chance if they want to give it one more shot.
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Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
And it was really intended for long lost loves to reunite.
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Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
I'm not really sure if today's caller Landon falls into that category.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
He wants to reconnect with his email said him and his girlfriend have only been separated for six weeks, but he's ready to jump back out and see if there's another chance there. Let's talk to him. Landon. Welcome to the show. Hey, guys.
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Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
I was wondering why you were, like, having trouble coming out with it. Clearly, it's still pretty raw if it only happened six weeks ago.
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Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
She broke up with you via door note?
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Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
Our producer told me that you actually have the breakup note with you.
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Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
Yeah. Would it be okay, like, if it's not too painful for you, would you mind, like, telling us some of the things that she said in it?
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Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
Okay. Well, if she's being rude and mean to you, why do you even want to get back together with her? Yeah.
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Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
Give us the bullet points of it. And then we'll post the whole thing on the Brookings. Okay.
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Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
Okay. Just give us a couple of them.
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Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
If you're in the club with your boys, you want to be like, hey, Jonathan, let's take a selfie together.
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Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
At the same time, what? Are women going to dump a guy every time they do something a little bit stupid to prove their masculinity?
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Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
Yeah, totally. Maybe do you have like a last one for us, Landon? Um, sure.
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Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
Well, hold on. Were your abs and back muscles strong enough to absorb the blow? Yeah. No, I mean, I definitely hurt myself.
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Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
Well, maybe she does have a point.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
I'm seeing a lot of red flags. That's not the right word I'm looking for.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
I would say they're more like highlights.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
We call the girlfriend and let him talk for it.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
He has to win her back himself.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
Okay, fair, fair. Okay. All right. And those are the problems that she had with you. So if you want her back, you're probably going to need to compromise a little bit. Like, can you agree that if she wants you back going forward, you won't stare into solar eclipses anymore? Are you capable of that? Guys, I already learned my lesson. I'm not doing that again. I mean, that's clearly not.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
That is what we're trying to accomplish here.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
Yes. Okay. We're about to dial your ex, Jessica, and we'll get her on the phone and let you try and win her back yourself.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
We'll come back and see if she says yes to the ex right after this. You know, I rarely do this, but during the break, I got on the phone and talked to Landon.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
Off the air, and I just told him how we felt, honestly, in the room.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
I think we're on the same page, because based on the breakup note, it seems like Landon has done some dumb things.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
Correction, a lot of dumb things in his relationship. And his attitude was, Jessica just needs to chill out and relax. And if Landon really feels like it's all on her to change herself and just relax about it, then why are we doing this segment?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
Because she says what the problem was and he says that shouldn't be a problem for you. And then you're asking her to change. What we're trying to do here is get some growth. Because all of us as humans are constantly evolving, trying to become better people.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
And frankly, Landon, I'm not sure if in the past six weeks since the breakup, there's been enough growth on your end from what we just heard to warrant her saying yes.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
I'm just being honest with you. Maturity's entering the room. Sorry, I know we're supposed to be fun, but real talk.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
They were all telling me that I'm not smart enough to come up with that on my own.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
We have to reach out to her to find out some of these answers. And if you're just listening for the very first time, say yes to the exes. It's a little bit different than a second date update.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
Because these people have had a previous relationship before. They already know each other. And we're going to try not to jump in on the conversation as much as we normally do. We're going to try and let them talk and work it out as much as possible amongst themselves.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
That's the goal. It's going to show if they've really had any growth in their relationship or not. And so now I'm about to punch up Jessica. Our producer got her on the other line. You ready to talk to her?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
Okay. Yeah. Let's just bring her on the line with you. Here we go. Hey, Jessica, you there? Hello.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
Hey, Jessica. This is Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, obviously.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
So our producer told you that we have your ex-boyfriend Landon on the phone right now. And he really, really wants to speak to you for a second. Hey, Jessica. That's Landon. So what we're going to do here is we're just going to back away and let you and Landon have a chat for a second, all right? Go ahead, Landon.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
Okay, that's good. That's admitting some guilt there. Taking responsibility.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
Adam, are you ready to hear this? Because it didn't feel like you were ready to hear the catnap situation.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
It's not even like he did it before the movie started. You let the man get a half an hour into a film and then ruined it?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
How many seasons into Breaking Bad were you before you ruined the end?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
Dude, I'll tell you. There was one time when my husband ripped out the last two pages of a book I was invested in.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
It's the same. He likes that.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
But did Roy ever tell you that he didn't like that?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
Yeah, and it's not going well. What's the next question, Jeff? Get to question three.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
That's really sweet. The cat misses you.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
Are you ever not joking?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
Why wouldn't you text him in the middle of the party and tell him to get over to the house?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
And how messed up that all of his friends didn't stay.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
Adam, I hope you're learning something from this.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
Here's the thing, Adam. You've got to balance all this stuff with also some meaningful relationship things.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
I don't think it was. I feel like Roy wasn't.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
Yeah. Oh, my gosh. You just made his life living hell. Yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
You need to find the middle ground there, Adam.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
Hey, you found it, the Second Date Update podcast. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Thanks so much for being here, especially on a Sunday. Yes. Totally. You know, and Sunday we've really been using to introduce you to all sorts of new relationship drama segments that we do on the show. And today, I think it's the first one we've done on the Second Date Update podcast. Yeah, it is.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
We're going to do a closure call. Yes. Those are intense. I mean, sometimes, yeah, they really are. You know, it's probably the most serious thing that we do on the show. Yeah, it is. Good serious. Yeah, good serious. And just emotional, maybe, is a better word than serious. Intense, maybe, yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
It's way different. All of us. Grab your tissues. Get ready. God. A closure call is where we have our producer work with one of our listeners to get in touch with somebody from their past. It could be like a family member, a lot of exes. We had a bully one time. Oh, a bully, that's right.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
Yeah, which is a hint for what today's is, by the way. Anyway, they come up with questions to ask this person that has broken off contact with them. Yeah. For sometimes like years and years and years. Yeah, yeah. And then we read the responses live on air and hopefully at the end, you know, give them a chance to move forward.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
Well, that's not the goal. That's not the goal, but sometimes it does happen. All right, so now you understand what it is. Hopefully you enjoy it. Definitely let us know in the comments. We love reading your comments. We got some today.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
No, sometimes when we'll go out to drinks, we'll be like on the first drink and I'm like, are you drunk? Yeah. Do you ever feel that way?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
He's really happy.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
I know. All right. Let's get to the closure call. Thanks for being here. We got a brand new show tomorrow, of course, too. So come back. But hey, hope you enjoy.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
Oh, I could see that. I could totally see that.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
Is this person just a roommate? Because usually roommates are also your best friends and people that you love, you know, and care about.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
Well, I mean, that's the easiest way to be friends with somebody, and you know everything about them immediately. Yeah, if you live with somebody, oh yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
Like, he's not in the next room right now, is he?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
Did he move out of your guys' place?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
What do you mean? Like in the middle of the night, he moved his stuff out or what?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
Wait, his cat? Your cat? Whose cat?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
Was your roommate kidnapped and you never filed a report?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
I don't have movie night anymore. This is a tragedy. I can't get over him leaving the cat. Did he take his stuff when he left?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
There's only two of you living there. You don't have to label it. If it's not yours, then it's his.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
Remind me never to be a roommate with Jeffrey.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
So wait, do you think he was mad at you? Because that's what you're kind of implying.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
You didn't do your own dishes and you ate his food? You still wouldn't leave your cat and move.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
Some of the bargain.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
But he never talked to you about it?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
Okay, and these are questions that Adam came up with with our producer.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
Then how do you know they're intense?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
The producer probably hasn't read them, guys. I don't know.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
Can I just ask, where's the cat now? I was wondering that, too. I was thinking it.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
Okay. We all got the cat closure. He needed to get animal welfare out of the way before we move on to their relationship.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
They were friends. Like, it's so crazy. I am so invested in this. He also left behind a bro. Yeah, that's right, Jose.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
That's a good sign. Well, it's so weird. The friends and the family all said that he left because he didn't want to be roommates with you. Yeah, so it was obviously planned a little bit.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
I almost stole it. What are you talking about? Yeah, you said that Roy left the cat. Is that not true?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
That's kind of weird.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Closure Call: Case of the Missing Roommate
We're not trying to attack you, but it sounds like you need to take a moment to take a deep breath and accept some.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
I feel like we got to get him off the kid thing, though.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
Why would it be weird and creepy? I don't know.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
Okay, now I feel like we're really going far away from the flirting.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
I didn't this time. They're wasted on this man.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
Oh, this one. Alexis only go dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot. I hate that so much. Well, you did it wrong. There's a right way to do it in one way is with energy and fun.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
It's a protest. Are you serious? Yeah. Did he write?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
Yeah, why wouldn't she? It's her favorite teacher. No!
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
Her mom is, you know kids can't keep secrets. This is perfect. Why do you guys think this is bad?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
You need to put embarrassed face emoji and then just say, oh, my God, my daughter just blew up my game.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
See? Is that too aggressive?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
I think you say, oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed. Blush emoji. Or not the blush. I like the hands over the eyes.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
Yeah, and then just, like, how she called me out or something.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This is it, guys. You guys, this is perfect. That is such a flirty thing for him to say back to you.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
But your daughter's going to have some really unrealistic expectations about this date.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
Let's not even talk about any teachers you don't like at the table. My mommy doesn't like you. You know, teachers know everything.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
Kids got the biggest mouth.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
Wait, wait, I want to hear what he said.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
That is so good. And you know what? You actually didn't need our help. Ava had your back the whole time. Oh, yeah. Yeah, your daughter's got you, man.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
Hey, give us an update after the date. I want to hear how it goes. Yay!
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
Hey, thanks for being here and taking a break from all that basketball. I know that's what you've been doing. I've been hiding in a different room from my husband all weekend. I want us to hurry this up so I can get back to you. Hey, it's Brooke and Jeffrey. You found the Second Date Podcast, and we're so glad you're here. You know, Sundays are really starting to be kind of a grab bag.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
What are you going to get in terms of relationship drama? Yeah, what's today, Brooke? What did I grab? Well, today we're going to introduce a segment we like to call Textual Healing.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
yeah and how would you explain that jose no it's just you need to text someone you need some advice you don't know what to say so you hit us up yep that's it that made it sound kind of boring yeah i promise a lot more drama to come let us know what you think in the comments and of course don't forget to subscribe and follow yeah all right let's get it started under the umbrella of forbidden love
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
Is that our standard? I almost thought you were going to say something passive-aggressive, which I'm like, that's also probably true.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
Misty, are you in an airport right now? Are you at Carnival in Brazil?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
Oh, like some chemistry is going on in there. Honestly, I've gone out drinking with some of my kids' parents, or kids' teachers.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
No chemistry, but you can be friends. They're just people, right?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
Hot, not. That's what Alexis wants to know.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
Okay. That's a good time to start dating, right?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
No, but the thing is, is you don't want to come off as, like, the divorced mom hitting on the hot teacher. I mean, I just am thinking that he gets it all the time.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
And I'm not saying don't do it. It's just that I could see why. We've got to do it better than the rest of the divorced moms.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
You're reestablishing the professional part.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
While we were decorating that gym, did you like my balloons?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
He will not even get that. I think, honestly, you just start with something really simple. Like, I had so much fun with you the other day. Okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
Okay, what about you just open it?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
I don't want to know. I actually don't know what Barb would do.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
What if you just, okay, because it is kind of out of the blue, right? Like you haven't talked about hanging out outside of school. Can you just start with, I have a crazy idea.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
Don't put all your cards on the table. No, that's it. That's all you say.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
No, no, like dot, dot, dot.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
Or even that like little excited kind of blushy person. Me. Blushy cheeks? No. Well, if you wanted to leave an eject button, that's okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
My mom sent sensual lips for a long time thinking that they were just regular kisses.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
You're freaking out. You don't need to freak out yet. I'm joking. That's not what we wanted to say. We got her.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
Oh, my God. Can you imagine if this works out and you bring home your daughter's fifth grade teacher as your boyfriend?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
It is kind of the dream. I'm not going to lie. I mean, you know he's good with kids. And he can help with all her homework that you don't get.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
Dot, dot, dot. Tell us he responded, please.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
He called you a room mom. He still thinks that her idea is going to be like a pizza party. Like you said, Alexis.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
Well, I think right now you need to establish that you're not talking as the room mom right now. Yeah. Because I'm a room parent. I get it. You know, you need to be like, actually, this idea is for outside the classroom.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
Slowly. I think you say hat. Fair.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
And my idea is for outside the classroom.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
Oh, sexy red lady dance emoji.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
You can't go back from smirk emoji. Nope. You can't.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
Nobody buys that. Send 10 angry swearing emojis right now.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
My daughter got a hold of my phone. Just do poop emojis.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
You know, it may take a minute for him to, like, process. Right? Because this is a shock to him to get this. Wait, wait, wait. He's totally running back. Wait, wait, wait.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
It's rules. The real ones know what I'm talking about. There's rules to that song.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
No, no, her daughter does. Do you know what he's talking about with your daughter? I actually have
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
He still thinks it's about kids and school. God, does this guy not know what a smirk emoji is? He's a good teacher, guys. We need three smirks next time.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
Yeah, the ones with weird lunch visit hours. Yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
You're not single? But not a huge crush.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
A very healthy crush.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
Okay. It doesn't sound that serious to me. It's not. Okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
Let's not worry about the other people, about Eric and about, you know, Rando, Carter girl. Let's focus on the two of you. Are you surprised to hear some of these things that are coming out from Carter right now?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
No, no joke. Isn't it a joke?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
And actually, we talked to Carter a little bit about this before we called you, and it seems like there's a lot of genuine feelings there. Yeah, a lot more than Rick.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
I would challenge Rick to a gentleman's duel if I was you.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
No. After this airs, I don't know how much is going to be left. But it sounds like, Carter, she needs a little bit more time to just let things marinate and think things over. Are you willing to wait, give her like a 30-day grace period before you ask again?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
Carter, you are a true gentleman.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
You guys ever feel like if there's one person in the world who you truly connect with and you just think, man, timing's off, but they could have really been my soulmate. Is it ever too late to finally tell someone how you feel?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
But you think it's okay?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
All right, Jose, get ready because we're going to call Brooke's mom here so you can bare your soul.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
Okay, well, it's going to be more awkward than I thought then. I'm getting the popcorn. So, Brooke, be quiet because you're about to get a new stepdad who needs ladies' vitamins. Be a good friend, Brooke.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
Oh, this is beautiful.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
All right. And while we're doing that, one of our listeners wants to call a girl that he's had a secret crush on for the last three years.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
Your mom is quite popular around here, so we're going to find out, and he's going to tell her exactly how he feels when we do a brand new Awkward Tuesday phone call.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
Well, we'll see.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
Okay, we're going to do it. Next.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
How far are you willing to go to make love happen? You willing to go five feet? 10 feet?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
Would you go across the pond, mate?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
Some of our listeners have met people over in Europe and they say, I'm going to fly over there and I'm going to spend my whole life savings and meet him.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
And then they end up on the loser line a couple days later.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
One of our listeners... But one of our listeners, Carter, is willing to put everything at stake and even ask a bunch of dumb radio people for help just to make love happen for him.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
Carter, this is probably the worst decision of your life, but welcome to the show, man. Hey, what's up, guys? Thank you.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
Tell us about the situation that you're in and why you're reaching out to us.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
Oh. Yeah. Okay. Close enough to dap, but not any closer.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
I think it's kind of strange that you haven't asked your buddy about it first. That seems like, as a friend, you always ask your friend first, hey, do you mind if I move in on your ex?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
Okay. You have obviously known Maya for at least three years now. What's the vibe between you two? Has there ever been any connection there or have you always been really distant?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
So now we're calling Maya. Ooh. Yep, I guess so.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
Well, I guess first we have to hear what Maya has to say. Is she into this?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
We're going to play a song. We'll come back. We'll give you a little bit of advice on what to do and actually probably what not to do. But we'll come back and we'll let you do your Awkward Tuesday phone call right after this, all right? Awesome.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
Navigating this situation is going to be a little bit challenging.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
Because not only are there landmines everywhere, but there are friendships at stake here. Like if you say the wrong thing, if you focus on the X for too long, or you seem super thirsty, like I've watched and waited for you for the past three years. Now that you're available, I'd like to smell your hair. This time when you're awake.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
We should probably ask, have you been smelling her hair, Carter? I mean, when she's sleeping.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
Now, look, man, I don't want it to come across like we're painting you as a stalker or a weirdo.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
Just a regular guy who's harbored a secret crush for his friend's girlfriend for three years. And with that said, let's get some advice from somebody who's been there. Brooke, what did you think? Stop it. There's only like 10 people in her hometown. There had to be some crossover. Let's take a shot at Brooke. Well, it's easy.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
Pretend he's dead.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
Pretend the friendship never existed.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
All right, don't bring up Eric. Jose, what do you think?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
I mean, if you guys have a history together, you can look back on a moment that you shared.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
Yeah, and that'll bring some familiarity, make it a little bit less awkward. Yeah, there you go. Let's give it a shout. Feel ready, Carter? As ready as ever.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
Technically, the worst thing is that it gets over to your friend Eric. No, stop it, Jeffrey. Don't think about that. Remember, we're pretending Eric is dead. Now, we're going to dial the number. Good luck. We'll be here ready to jump in if you need a little bit of help. Here we go.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
Yeah, hello. Hi, Maya. You're on the radio right now with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
We're rescuing Carter, too.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
That's for sure. We're helping out Carter. He wanted to have a little bit of a strange conversation with you.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Blind Love Is? Fluent in Flirting
He was really hoping for that Italian vodka pasta, though. Oh, yes. That would have been nice. He didn't know where to go when she turned him down on the pasta.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Blind Love Is? Fluent in Flirting
Why does her Southern Hick sound also like her English? Yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Blind Love Is? Fluent in Flirting
Now we're on board with Raisin. Raisinette is like the cutest.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Blind Love Is? Fluent in Flirting
That's what I want to know.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Blind Love Is? Fluent in Flirting
He's feeling like a really sexy man right now. I thought that was Borat. I thought that was a new accent.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Blind Love Is? Fluent in Flirting
Like this meaning the accent that you're talking to him or with him?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Blind Love Is? Fluent in Flirting
That's cute. So you guys are going to meet up in real life?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Blind Love Is? Fluent in Flirting
That's the first time. Yeah, thank you. There we go.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Blind Love Is? Fluent in Flirting
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Blind Love Is? Fluent in Flirting
All right, we've been trying some new things on the podcast. I know change can be a little hard. We're not changing anything. Everything's sticking to the second date updates for sure right here. We're adding. Yes, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. It's just that we do a full radio show. Yep.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Blind Love Is? Fluent in Flirting
We have a literal brand new full hour episode every day. And there's some of the segments that we do that we think our second date audience would love because it's all about relationship drama. Yeah. So while you have the Sunday scaries, you can just sit back and listen to this and feel better about yourself. And this is a segment we do called Blind Love Is.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Blind Love Is? Fluent in Flirting
Totally not a ripoff of a very well-known reality show. Not an obvious ripoff. Only original content here. But where two listeners meet for the first time on our show. But I'll let Jeffrey explain that here in a second. All I'm going to say is I'm very excited about the wheel of accents that we added to the segment. You know what? The TV show's not doing that. Yeah, that's right. That's a fact.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Blind Love Is? Fluent in Flirting
Hey, let us know in the comments if you like it. And don't forget to share and subscribe. Let's get it started.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Blind Love Is? Fluent in Flirting
You're just loopy from the gas. You would like the dentist.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Blind Love Is? Fluent in Flirting
We're getting to a point where people are emailing us asking us to set them up. Yes!
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Blind Love Is? Fluent in Flirting
Yeah, because the apps are that bad. Maybe that's what it is. Yeah, that's why.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Blind Love Is? Fluent in Flirting
Oh, the port-a-potty should not be sparking.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Blind Love Is? Fluent in Flirting
Yay! They work with our producer, right? To come up with some good stuff. So they don't bore us to death.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Blind Love Is? Fluent in Flirting
Small talk can be a little brutal if you don't help it along.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Blind Love Is? Fluent in Flirting
It's interesting. It was getting so sexy. I know.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Blind Love Is? Fluent in Flirting
I think it's a family show, Jeff, not a children's show.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Blind Love Is? Fluent in Flirting
Don't talk about kids anymore. You know what? Yeah. Maybe I should stop talking.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Blind Love Is? Fluent in Flirting
Just like an episode of Miss Rachel. Yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Blind Love Is? Fluent in Flirting
And it was obvious he wasn't going to pick his grandpa to have dinner with.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Blind Love Is? Fluent in Flirting
So I think they keep going. No, I
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Blind Love Is? Fluent in Flirting
Please only text in if you're 18 and older, though, despite what Jeffrey says about our show. I'm 5.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Blind Love Is? Fluent in Flirting
Maybe our parents will come on the phone.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Blind Love Is? Fluent in Flirting
Which is not something you should tell people. No. It's honest.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Blind Love Is? Fluent in Flirting
That one had to go the quickest.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Blind Love Is? Fluent in Flirting
Oh, my God. What was the outcome?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Blind Love Is? Fluent in Flirting
We agree. That is not an overwhelming majority, but still majority. Yes.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Blind Love Is? Fluent in Flirting
What's he doing, darling? From Brooklyn, I think.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Cut, Color & Flirt
I didn't know we were dealing with an idiot. Well, yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Cut, Color & Flirt
Which she obviously read right. You were flirting with her.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Cut, Color & Flirt
There's nobody who gives 10% discounts for single hot guys. That doesn't exist.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Cut, Color & Flirt
Wait a minute. Do you believe him, Jeff?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Cut, Color & Flirt
Julia, do you believe him? A 10% hot guy discount?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Cut, Color & Flirt
Wait, stupid on his part or stupid on the hairstylist's part? It is a bad business choice for her.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Cut, Color & Flirt
That was almost marriage counselor-ish. I like that. I like that.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Cut, Color & Flirt
Dude, and I actually believe a dentist giving discounts to a hospital. Those guys are skeezy.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Cut, Color & Flirt
Oh, that's a good answer, Harry.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Cut, Color & Flirt
Look at us. He's changing. I think he just got caught.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Cut, Color & Flirt
Which, by the way, was so insulting. Yeah, why are we not talking about that?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Cut, Color & Flirt
Hey, you found it, the home of the Second Date Update. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And thanks for being here on the weekend with us. Seriously. Welcome to our home. And I know we have a lot of new listeners from all over the world since we've been in the top 10 charts of podcasts. Yes. Which is awesome. And if you don't know, we actually are a full radio show. I know.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Cut, Color & Flirt
Radio still exists and we are talking on it. Yeah. It does. And we do a brand new full hour episode every day on our main feed, Brick and Jeffrey in the Morning. And we just thought, you know, y'all seem to like relationship drama. We're kind of experts on it. And we do a lot of other segments, including this one, Awkward Tuesday phone call. Yes. Love it. Juicy. Seriously.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Cut, Color & Flirt
It's not necessarily always a romantic relationship with these. But it's always awkward. Yeah. And tricky. So sit back and enjoy your Awkward Tuesday phone call on Sunday. Totally makes sense. It starts right now.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Cut, Color & Flirt
I was talking to the second grade boys, Jeff. No, wait, what?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Cut, Color & Flirt
If you have a shared bank account, that's really not wise.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Cut, Color & Flirt
That's just because I like to run the tires right up against the curb. And because she hates his minivan, remember? That's right.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Cut, Color & Flirt
Hey. How long have you been married, Julia? Three years. Okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Cut, Color & Flirt
You sound so sweet. It sounds like you're not upset. Like, I can't tell.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Cut, Color & Flirt
Okay. There it is. That was the voice that I didn't hear.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Cut, Color & Flirt
I mean, that would throw up a little bit of a red flag for me.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Cut, Color & Flirt
He's acting weird. He's like an embarrassed junior high kid, you know, not wanting his mom to be seen.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Cut, Color & Flirt
I mean, isn't it a requirement to become a stylist? I don't know one that isn't drop-dead beautiful.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Cut, Color & Flirt
And it's normal. It's common. Yeah. It is very. Did that make you feel like a certain way?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Cut, Color & Flirt
Yeah, but that still doesn't dismiss her husband's flirting back. You know what I mean? That doesn't make you feel better.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Cut, Color & Flirt
No, but normally like a stylist relationship, that's the first thing you talk about is your significant other. It's literally the first thing that comes up. So that's not a good sign that that's not what they were talking about to me.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Cut, Color & Flirt
Oh, yeah, that she was sneaking around and partitioning and listening in.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Cut, Color & Flirt
Oh, my God. Is he just going to tell you? It just seems crazy. I mean, I don't know.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Cut, Color & Flirt
I just hope it's some innocent flirting that we're blowing out of proportion. I mean, honestly, that's best case scenario.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Cut, Color & Flirt
At least she wants an answer from her husband. Oh my God. I mean, there's a difference between innocent flirting, like flirting with a cash register lady, or like there's something else going on.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Cut, Color & Flirt
Is that crossing the line? Oh, my God. He has called her pretty twice this week. Oh, wow. Jeffrey, the realization is setting in.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Cut, Color & Flirt
Well, and especially when he's shooing her out the door as soon as he gets there.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Cut, Color & Flirt
Brooke, what do you think? See, that's the way. Okay. Because the thing is, is if you accuse him, it's just not going to go well. I think you say, oh my God, it's been bugging me for two weeks. Your hairstylist looks so familiar and I couldn't place it. And I remember I know her. Okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Cut, Color & Flirt
Could be anywhere. We're in a book club. We do wine together. Do you guys have kids yet? You could name anything, honestly. Because if he freaks out that you have a connection to her, that's not a good sign.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Cut, Color & Flirt
But it's good if it's perfectly normal. I mean, sure, you look like kind of a controlling, jealous woman.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Cut, Color & Flirt
You thought you knew her. All you have to do is tell a man, you're just so hot, it's hard for me to imagine that not all women want you. Okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
Oh, my gosh. Well, that sucks. Okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
Don't worry. No. I think it's sweet what you did. My friends said each other for free. I'd love to get paid. Yeah. Good point, actually. I mean, it shows that you were serious.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
Honestly, you could tell by her first question that she jumped to worst case scenario.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
People pay for matchmaking services all the time, and nobody judges them, Jeff. It is funny. His friends all accept the money, though. I mean, maybe it was like a, you know, they don't take the money, right, unless you meet the one.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
I don't understand, Donna. Aren't you like, I would be flattered.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
It's kind of like the fantasy football dating, though. I've never played fantasy, so I actually don't know.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
Yeah, with his good friends because they know you best, right? And it works. That's the amazing thing.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
Hey, you found it, the home of the Second Date Update. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And thanks for being here on the weekend with us. Seriously. Yeah, welcome to our home. And I know we have a lot of new listeners from all over the world since we've been in the, you know, top 10 charts of podcasts. Yes. Which is awesome. And if you don't know, we actually are a full radio show. I know.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
Radio still exists and we are talking on it. Yeah. It does. And we do a brand new full hour episode every day on our main feed, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. And we just thought, you know, y'all seem to like relationship drama. We're kind of experts on it. And we do a lot of other segments, including this one, Awkward Tuesday phone call.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
Seriously. It's not necessarily always a romantic relationship with these.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
So sit back and enjoy your awkward Tuesday phone call on Sunday. Totally makes sense. It starts right now.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
What's that? Why is this music playing?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
The advice is don't keep secrets.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
Donna, I swear, I don't even know what the issue is yet, but I'm in support of you. I'm being engaged while you still are.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
Oh, congratulations. What's his name?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
I started an engagement. So, I mean, it's finally happening for you. So, that's great. Yeah. With a person that you love. Yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
Can I ask before you tell us what it is? Were you looking for something or you just came across it?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
Is that another ooh from Alexis?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
I was just confused about the whole desk and laughter and the situation there. Yeah, there's desks. People have those.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
Oh, dollar amounts. Is it like $5, like $500? Does it have amounts on it? Is it a lot of money?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
Okay, not a lemonade stand. That's what I was kind of hoping. Well, why isn't it just some work thing? Why is everyone assuming it's something weird and odd?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
You're not an organized person.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
You know the people on the list?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
Oh, now I'm confused. Doesn't that feel even more innocent? Yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
I mean, he's giving, it's some sort of accounting sheet with people and friends of his. So what else did you find? Did you find anything sketchy about it?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
But he's paying out of a joint account. Like, is he that bad at, like, crime? Maybe he didn't realize it.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
Why did he have to leave the room?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
It's so weird, because I was totally like, oh, it's innocent, you're assuming things, until his reaction. Yeah. His reaction, and why would he have to leave the room to gather himself to tell you about a fantasy football league? He's got to text Melissa.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
I knew you were the sketchiest one here.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
Or even to see if he's lying or not.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
In the meantime, go take $250 out of his account for yourself.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
Yeah, and Alexis is like, he obviously left the room to text the woman who probably gave him the fantasy football excuse. God, you guys believe everything I say. I thought that was really smart.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
I just think this sucks right now. I mean, he was obviously shady the first time you confronted him. He probably will be again. In the end, I think you just need to say, listen, I'm trying to build a life with you. And that foundation starts with trust. And if you're not going to be in that, I don't know. Like, how do you have a marriage? A little threat.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
I mean, how do you start a marriage without trust, without honesty? You can't.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
You think that guy's being honest about fantasy football, about the list of women that he's playing with?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
Yeah. Yeah. But if he turns it around and says, why were you even looking and tries to blame me for it? You know, something's up.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
No, Jeff. Never see her again. Art, did you hear that?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
I mean, if his mom stepped back from the relationship, I mean, maybe that was actually the problem, which isn't necessarily Art's fault.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
I don't know that Art needs to hear them all again.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
That's not going to prove your maturity, my man.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
Honestly, you could have just stopped talking.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
Guys plural. I know, did you have to add an S?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
But remember, this is your jumping off point.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
Jeff, all of our segments are free. Nobody pays anything to be on this show. He doesn't know that.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
Art, I'll just buy you a drink sometime. That's a little bit more. She wants to hear that Shrek accent IRL, Art. She loved it. You stop it.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
Hey, it's a Sunday edition, of course, of your Second Date Update podcast. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We're all in PJs. I gotta tell you, I am freaking out a little bit right now because I was just eating a salad out in the hallway. Not standing in the hallway eating it. I was at my desk. But I bit off part of the plastic fork.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
Spit out what it was in my mouth, but I still now I'm like paranoid It's in my throat that happened to me the other day, but it wasn't in my mouth I actually like part of it.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
Only silver. I was just going to go metal, but I like your idea.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
All right. So today is always a little special feature, a little something different that we do on our full show, and we want to bring it over here and see what you guys think.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
Definitely relationship drama if you've heard the say yes to the ex segment that we've done before. That's where we just try and help someone get back together with their ex. And I'm just going to tell you today, today celebrity impressions play a major role.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
And they brought me a lot of delight. Jose was really on point today.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
So I think you're really going to enjoy this. Sit back. And I'll let you know how the fork turns out later. All right. Say yes to the axe only on the Home with a Second Date update. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
That sounds like a catch!
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
No way. That's right. That's a rallying cry.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
I love those rose-colored glasses. Let's go, Jeff.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
Yes, we haven't done this in a while. I love this segment.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
What's up, Art? We're so excited to hear what made you write in.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
Oh, God. Yeah. Is this the Jeff, I've never been dumped before moment?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
Oh, yeah. I mean, I think... Yeah, after a year, it's like, can I stay on them or not?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
Well, I mean, that's when you really know, like, if you're going to keep going, so... Okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
That couldn't have felt good. That would feel like your partner's like trying to make you feel stupid. I feel like it's like she's already annoyed. So everything he does annoys you. I think she's trying to prove to herself how dumb he is or something. I mean, you're not dumb, Art. I'm not saying that.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
you know whatever works we don't judge it's great it's really funny wait so cute is what you mean bro it's really cute come on did she change did she not enjoy your shrek voice anymore
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
I don't know. I mean she wasn't very kind to you at the end. Like obviously it sounds like she was snowballing.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
Used it as an excuse, Jeff? I don't know about that. We don't know. All I'm saying is it sounds like she was not as nice as she could have been towards the end. Just making fun of him for not being able to spell, for God's sakes.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
Well, you ought to be ready, because if we call this woman and she's like, this is the defining moment, whether or not... This is the defiant moment. Go write it down somewhere.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
But listen, maybe she's miserable too. Maybe she's sitting back there and regretting being so hard on you for all this stuff.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
Oh, my God. When was the last time you talked to her?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
That's what you do when you break up with someone.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
But they're not you, you know? Yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
I think she's dating, not in a relationship.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
We're supposed to make him feel better, not worse.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
But she has no idea it's to talk to Art.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
Yeah. Low low. Yeah. I'm just worried about Art. Art, how are you feeling?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
I love you, Shrek. Can we just say maybe you can use it as a last resort?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
Yeah! Actually, I haven't heard him this excited about anything.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
Lisa, welcome to the show. Good morning.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
Yeah, absolutely. Oh, my God. What do you think when our producer reached out to you?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
We're getting farther away from the truth here.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers
Okay, that's a positive response, though.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
It doesn't matter who broke up with who. Yeah, you're a married woman. It was nine years ago. You found a husband. You had the kids. You did the dream. Because couples that lie together stay together.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
This seems like the most chill go with the flow mom ever. I know, seriously. Dana, I think that maybe we should... Don't say therapy.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
Hey, you found it, the home of the Second Date Update. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And thanks for being here on the weekend with us. Seriously. Welcome to our home. And I know we have a lot of new listeners from all over the world since we've been in the top 10 charts of podcasts. Yes. Which is awesome. And if you don't know, we actually are a full radio show. I know.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
Radio still exists and we are talking on it.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
It does. And we do a brand new full hour episode every day on our main feed, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. And we just thought, you know, y'all seem to like relationship drama. We're kind of experts on it. And we do a lot of other segments, including this one, Awkward Tuesday phone call. Yes. Love it. Juicy. Seriously. It's not necessarily always a romantic relationship with these.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
But it's always awkward. Yeah. And tricky. So sit back and enjoy your awkward Tuesday phone call on Sunday. Totally makes sense. It starts right now.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
I mean, that is helpful information.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
Is it at the grocery store in your hometown? Because that's where it's the worst. Let's find out. Yeah, but you can get away there. This sounds like something where she's not able to get away.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
hi thanks for having me i really appreciate it oh my god i'm having anxiety for you just a thought i can think of two people that i do not ever want to run into the rest of my life i've never seen alexa smile this big because she knows drama is coming so she's excited it's not my life this time tell us what's going on what made you email us oh my i don't even know where to start but um
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
Yeah. But just reminder that the new kid is always cool in the beginning.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
Are you saying you're at your ex's house right now then?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
Oh, what a small world this is.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
That would be terrible. I mean, especially like most exes you're cool with, but there's always the one that you just don't ever want to see again. And it sounds like that's the person for you.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
So wait, is he there when you pick her up? Do you see him?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
Do you bring it up to the mom? No. I mean, you have to, because isn't it going to be even more awkward if you're like, I know your husband?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
I don't know. I don't know. I don't have an answer. It's just all of that is like my worst nightmare.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
And you know the dad will definitely be at the birthday party. Because it's like you could avoid them the other way.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
I mean, at least they throw a fun party. So wait, if this guy, if this ex was in love with you, do you think he has any idea that you're the mom of his daughter's new friend? I doubt it. Like if you look alike at all or like resemble? Or just his name, right? The name or like, I mean, honestly, if people are still in love with their exes, they stalk them on social media.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
No, I'm not in love with exes.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
She was just curious what they were doing. I mean, I've done it before, but not currently. Yeah, I'm not.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
I think that's the right thing to do.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
Maybe that's just not too much. Totally simple. Maybe everyone will be an adult about this.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
Oh, man. The one ex you didn't want to see ever again. Yeah, not the one you want to get back with. Yeah, like the bad one.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
Yeah, because she hasn't even seen the ex yet. She's only interacted with the mom of the girl. We don't know if he knows. And a birthday party means that he's going to be there.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
Okay, this is the thing. You have to be so casual. You cannot act like it's a big deal.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
I'm saying when you talk to her, you need to be like, oh, my God, so funny. I just realized I know your husband. What a small world. Unbothered. Unbothered.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
Yeah, that's what I want you to do. Okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
More like silly, funny, coincidence story, not fun fact. What a coinkydinky. Maybe call it a feisty fact.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
I thought that was going to be good, and now I'm more stressed out.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
She could have done that without us, Jeff.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
Actually, stop recording. Just tell us how this goes later.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
She wanted advice, but that's not the advice we gave her.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
Because it was definitely a surprise to Dana.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
Okay, here's the thing, Dana. It feels like Alice is maybe being a little bit more of the adult here.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Cowboy Confusion
I think you need to be more blunt.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Cowboy Confusion
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Second Date Update Classic: Cowboy Confusion
I think. I mean, it could be a hangout, it could be the first meeting, but it's not a date. It's just a conversation.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Cowboy Confusion
So are you the clingy one in the relationship like Jeffrey is Amanda?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Cowboy Confusion
Oh, like her company is one of those that is like as much food as you want, all the vacation time, and we constantly drink together. Yeah, it's pretty awesome.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Cowboy Confusion
Traditional, that's funny.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Cowboy Confusion
Probably one with line dancing and country music and stuff.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Cowboy Confusion
But it's a good move, right? Like somebody standing in the bar, you go stand directly next to them.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Cowboy Confusion
I thought it was a rich person thing. Wait, if you do it... Oh, because she does, like, probably, you know... She's an equestrian rider. Yeah, she's not a Western-style lady.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Cowboy Confusion
That was the name of the horse, yeah. Oh, I love him. And that's what made him laugh so hard? Yeah, yeah. Must have had to been there.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Cowboy Confusion
At the country bar? She's a Louisiana girl. You're going to switch it up a little.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Cowboy Confusion
Did you check in with your friend Claire? Because Claire works with him, right? Like, that's how you guys all met. Yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Cowboy Confusion
So his friend brought him. Yeah, I see. So it's not someone that works with her that she could.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Cowboy Confusion
Oh, I would love to hear it. Are you joking me? I don't want to dance. No, please. No, no.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Cowboy Confusion
Oh, Jeffrey. Or maybe an oh, baby.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Cowboy Confusion
Yeah, but he texted her back that he was excited to see her.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Cowboy Confusion
I mean, I just don't want you to be too invested, Amanda.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Cowboy Confusion
Well, I don't, you know, it's like what my mom taught me. You know, you plan for the worst, hope for the best. Right?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Cowboy Confusion
Oh, he should be Jack, though. It's a much better cowboy name. It is a better cowboy name.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Cowboy Confusion
What? How do you know that it's Jeffery?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Cowboy Confusion
What? Jeffrey, now you're starting to freak me out. Are you joking? You don't know this guy?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Cowboy Confusion
Why are you so red, Jeffrey?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Cowboy Confusion
Oh my God, you're so uncomfortable.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Cowboy Confusion
This is not going how it normally goes.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Cowboy Confusion
We're all confused. You have one flustered host over there.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Cowboy Confusion
Okay. That's very clear. Zach, are you disappointed in this phone call?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Cowboy Confusion
Okay, so, Zach, this isn't for you.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
Is that hot for you, Gemma? That's kind of a leading question.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
You're not a confrontational guy either. You get where he's coming from.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
You trying to put me in a corner right now? How dare you? He's compensating. Did I just break Jeff?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
What does that mean?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
What? Hey! You're just going to date the guys that you find less attractive? What does that mean? Less competition?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
Yeah, it's your fault. Something's weird about you that you like me. I swear I'll stop brushing my teeth and washing my face.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
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Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
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Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
Ooh, I always love those.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
I know, she perked up. Are you happy finally? No, I love being married to my husband. I'm single for a long time.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
I've never had any tact, so I would definitely approach him. Brooke's an approacher for sure. Okay, yeah. Totally.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
Oh, I don't know. Maybe buy him a drink.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
I've told many guys at bars when I was single, you're hot. That's good.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
Were my two twins at the bar? Is that why?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
I thought you said somebody approached you at the bar. You met on a dating app?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, like community seating.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
Wait, the women were still there when she came back from the bathroom?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
Oh, that's a bad look.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
is it good at all that maybe she saw that they liked your vibe and she was like oh not at all it's one thing if they're like making it a joke right and they're including her and it feels like a group thing but this sounds like she was really left out yeah it probably hurt yeah i was trying to do everything i could to show her non-verbally that i am not interested in them i mean i was
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
You didn't do everything because you didn't move. Or ask them to move.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
Did Gemma like that reason?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
Were you able to salvage the date at all?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
Like how long were they there?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
Yeah, he told her the whole reason he thought they were doing that, right?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
What did she say?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
Yeah. Dang. What do you wish you would have done differently?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
Yeah, table for two. Or just accepting attention from other women. Just the sandwiching of the two women, I think, is probably what you need to avoid.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
He tried to play footsies. With her, with Gemma.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
I think she was a little... It's probably just a table leg under there.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
Yeah. How are you feeling, Tony?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
How are you feeling downstairs?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
Have you talked to her at all since the date?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
Did you just gag? Is that what I heard?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
He actually told us something similar.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
Yeah, those b****es. Seriously, okay. Honestly, that's kind of a good sign, Gemma, because that means that you were disappointed.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
You know what I mean? Well, I mean, I'm just saying, like, you liked him. Yeah. Because if you didn't like him, you might come back and be like, thank God.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
Oh, that's such a relief. What do you think their intentions were?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
I think we're doing cicadas lately. Yeah, I thought of cicadas too, Brooke.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
Did he do it? Did the waiter do it? How much money does something like that cost? I'm just curious. The waiter's probably annoyed with them, too, if they're this type of person. Salsa's like $6 plus tips.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
I still don't understand that you're not blaming Tony. So why are you mad at him? Why did you go?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
Yeah, I can see that. Yeah, I think he feels that way too, honestly.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
And the other girls are there. No, they're not. That's a joke. That's a joke. Just Alexis and I. That's the only women.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
That's it. That's very formal, Tony. Well, hello there.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
Well, I mean, it does kind of sound like he's still blaming the women. Like, you need to own up to your own non-action a little bit more.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Soulmate Psychic
Oh, darn it. Actually, I'm actually worried that it can. Yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Soulmate Psychic
I did not even think about that. It's actually 25 bucks per person at this point.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Soulmate Psychic
You could call it a family deal.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Soulmate Psychic
Have you guys not been following the Miley Cyrus family drama right now? No. Oh, my God. Her mom, Tish, got married to a guy that her younger sister was dating. The whole thing is a hot mess. Those two aren't talking. It doesn't end well. I'm just telling you.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Soulmate Psychic
It's so true. Wow. What a romantic look.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Soulmate Psychic
Why did I do that?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Soulmate Psychic
How you doing? You sound down.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Soulmate Psychic
You all believe that someone can do this? Well, if it's a psychic, yeah. Yeah. Okay. I'm going to go with sure.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Soulmate Psychic
It doesn't sound like he believes in it either.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Soulmate Psychic
Oh, it's just even over. It's online.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Soulmate Psychic
Talk to her and then she draws. Right. What kind of questions did she ask you?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Soulmate Psychic
That's good. Shocking. She didn't draw an ugly person. That is so weird.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Soulmate Psychic
It's all mine, right? I mean, you can put it on your dating app and say, this is what I'm looking for.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Soulmate Psychic
That's so smart.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Soulmate Psychic
Oh, no. You're going to show her? What do you mean you told her that? This is sketchy.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Soulmate Psychic
Wait, so that night, we're still at the wedding reception, and you're going to pull out the picture on your phone?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Soulmate Psychic
How long does it take her to respond to your text?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Soulmate Psychic
I don't think that was it. Yeah. Okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Soulmate Psychic
Yeah. He should have just brought her back to his apartment so she could have seen it on the fridge herself.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Soulmate Psychic
But you found her. So wait, wait, wait. Are we going to call this girl for you?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Soulmate Psychic
They dance for three songs. Okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Soulmate Psychic
I feel like we're trying to force something here, but I'll be on board.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Soulmate Psychic
Okay. Zoe. Zoe the soulmate.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Soulmate Psychic
I think he just apologizes and says, I didn't mean to hurt you.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Soulmate Psychic
Give it to a good photo. It has to be flattering. It works. I mean, you can't lie. Like, how long is he going to keep up that he's a good artist?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Soulmate Psychic
Let's not say that.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Soulmate Psychic
Yeah, but still, a couple months, she could be in a relationship already.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Soulmate Psychic
The weight of love on your shoulders must be hard. It's difficult.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Soulmate Psychic
Do you want to tell us? I mean, it seems like it's very clear why you're not calling him.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Soulmate Psychic
And we thought that was the reason. We were calling it back that it freaked you out. Yeah. Well, I mean, that was creepy anyway, but... So where did your mom come into play here? Yeah, that's weird.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Soulmate Psychic
I don't know that it matters probably to her. I don't care how it happened. It's just the fact that it happened.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Soulmate Psychic
Yeah, he may not even know. Yeah, I don't know.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Soulmate Psychic
Did you know that you had matched with her mom?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Soulmate Psychic
Wait, have you been talking to her mother?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Soulmate Psychic
Did you send the mom the same picture you sent Zoe?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Soulmate Psychic
This is so weird.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Soulmate Psychic
Just leave it alone. So at this point, do we have a double date or?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Soulmate Psychic
That is so insulting. I am sorry, Zoe. Why is that insulting? Ask your mom for us. Because. That'd be great. He says that'd be great.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Whack Beach Wedding
Don't you're hurting his cause right now, Jeffrey. I mean, the thing is, Holly, has your aunt ever said anything good about somebody you wanted to date?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Whack Beach Wedding
Don't you think it'd be better to, like, go to him and give him another chance to, like, get to know him better?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Whack Beach Wedding
Is it 1920 in here? I don't know.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Whack Beach Wedding
Holly, he was visiting his grandma in the hospital when you met him. Oh, who put the grandma in the hospital?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Whack Beach Wedding
Bring your own hooch.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Whack Beach Wedding
It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Welcome to the Second Date Update.
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Second Date Update Classic: Whack Beach Wedding
Like IRL. Well, you know it is the weekend, and on the weekends we just give you a little treat, okay? Sit back for a little drama, a little fun, maybe some laughter. It's all part of your Second Date Update, starting right now.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Whack Beach Wedding
Please don't tell me it was an unconscious patient.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Whack Beach Wedding
I don't know. I just like, I met her. She was in a coma. She looks so peaceful.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Whack Beach Wedding
Do you work at the hospital? Is that the story?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Whack Beach Wedding
And I bet grandma is excited, right? Because grandma... She kind of played matchmaker.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Whack Beach Wedding
Oh, that's so cute. I bet it was exciting for her, too, because I'm like, you know, you're typically just dealing with sick people all day, not like hot grandsons. True. So that's exciting.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Whack Beach Wedding
Oh, a couple hours. So it was like you're wearing swimsuits at the beach type of situation, or was it...
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Whack Beach Wedding
Yeah. That a boy. That a boy.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Whack Beach Wedding
Yeah. You know it, Noah. All right. That's actually a really cute date, I think.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Whack Beach Wedding
Yeah, not a lot of pressure.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Whack Beach Wedding
Oh. Shut up, you guys crashed a beach wedding in your, like, beach outfit? That's amazing.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Whack Beach Wedding
That's pretty fun. That's actually great. Did you guys get a chance to, like, dance?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Whack Beach Wedding
Maybe she didn't understand, because it goes pretty quick between those photos. Like, maybe it was too much for her to register that quickly. I feel that.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Whack Beach Wedding
Yeah, I'm just like, oh, my God, he just kissed me. Wait, what are you asking me to do? And then, bam, photo. You know, like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Whack Beach Wedding
Let me solve this puzzle. I'm sorry you're a genius using the photo booth. Not everybody is. I mean, that could be the case. Did you take it as she didn't want to touch you or that she was just overwhelmed?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Whack Beach Wedding
Maybe your cheek kiss was bad in some way.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Whack Beach Wedding
You just cut that fourth photo off of the strip because that was the bad one.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Whack Beach Wedding
Did you try to kiss her again at the end of the date?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Whack Beach Wedding
Okay, smart. So at least you picked up the cue. Yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Whack Beach Wedding
I know. It's just so crazy. I mean, like, you guys are bonded because you did something kind of naughty together, you know? Yeah. Jumping into a wedding like that. Yeah. Shared story.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
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That's creative.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Whack Beach Wedding
Well, in the afternoons, by the way. Hey, Holly, we're all here, obviously. This is the show.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Whack Beach Wedding
Wouldn't be very funny if we introduced ourselves at the front.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
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Gotcha, Holly!
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Whack Beach Wedding
Yeah, we heard about your date. It sounded super fun, like the beach and the...
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Whack Beach Wedding
Oh my God, it sounded so cute. And kind of like risky. Yeah. I would think that that'd be exciting on a first date.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Whack Beach Wedding
We heard about that. That was kind of like a highlight.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Whack Beach Wedding
What did she say?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Whack Beach Wedding
So is that hot to you or not?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Whack Beach Wedding
Wait, so you're holding Noah responsible for what your aunt thinks he did in his past life?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
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and like you know he was like let's go crash a wedding and stuff girl he stole a couple cookies like he didn't like oh wow he could have laundered them out yeah it's the gateway with the fishes you know like believing in psychics or not i would take your aunt's advice with a grain of salt she's trying to protect you exactly well i believe it and i don't know also like
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
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Wow. That's a lot of information.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Whack Beach Wedding
Yeah, I'm not sure how I feel about it either.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Whack Beach Wedding
Yeah. I probably want to be on a mobster's good side to be fair.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
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It reminds me of when I'm driving with my husband and he acts like I don't see the other cars on the road and he's like oh my god. Literally, I know they're turning. I'm not an idiot. That's a good example.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
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He can say watch out just in a cool tone.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
I think that's your last option. Yeah, do you have anything else to say to her?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
That was a little condescending.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
That was a little condescending.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
I thought you had something that you were going to say. He commanded the room like I did. I told you. What did you want to say?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
Hey, you found us. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning on our second date podcast. Not like it's that hard to find these days since we're charting on the top comedy charts every week on Spotify. You're welcome.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
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That's how we're getting there.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
All right. Hey, thanks for being here. And don't forget, we do have 45 more minutes of this painful show. If you can endure it over on our main feed, just go to Brooke and Jeffrey for that one. But right now, let's get to what you came for. That's the second date.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
I thought you were going to say like a roller coaster. Yeah. I was like, what?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
Yeah. I mean, what is this? You met a girl at a gym? Is that what he's getting to?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
Wow. My husband's at a run club. Should I be concerned? That really is the worst club I could think of.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
Well, he's going to be wearing an orange reflective vest after this report. Usually he just wears a bunch of pineapple shoes. I don't know.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
Okay. How many people are in this club?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
Oh, this is like a big event. Okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
Ugh, dude, she's like, I'd like to think stairs. That's what I'd like to think.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
Oh, my God, I think it's such a good compliment.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
I think just the first deal maybe is what he's talking about. One of many deals to come. I think he, like, picked up an envelope. Were you able to turn it into a date?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
Oh, you did? Okay. Tell us about it.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
I almost made that comment about burning calories. No.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
No. Don't talk about calories ever with a woman.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
I understand his intention.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
She's not calling you back.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
Yeah. No, what happened next?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
Like that you would put books on or something? What do you mean?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
That's kind of wild.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
And it's first date. That's cute. I mean, it means that she's like somewhat attracted to you. Yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
Okay, so you've had a couple run clubs in there, too, and you haven't seen her or heard from her at all?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
But you have texted her.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
Did you send her another nutrients table?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
It's going to be my new excuse for not exercising. Sorry, honey. I want to remember this meal. These are love cows.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
That's a good point, Jeff.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
You're the star. You were him. Did people applaud you with asking for your autograph and shaking your hand as you walked out of the bar?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
You sound busy. Sorry, Tess, to bother you.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
I can't tell that was a good laugh or a bad laugh. Yeah, it was pretty neutral.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
You're laughing still. Is it a nervous laugh? Yeah. Have you heard this segment before where we call people?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
I mean, not for you because you almost got hit by a mug, but pretty amazing that he saved you from it. Right.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
But I thought he said you didn't see it until after it crashed right where you had been sitting.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
I don't know if the time limit had... Maybe she needs to know her superheroes before they step in, you know? Listen, Batman, I don't know you yet, and you can tell me a little bit about your life.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
Major ick. So funny.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
I think what she's saying is that she doesn't want to be treated like a damsel in distress. She wants to be treated like she can handle her own emergencies, okay? Whether it's a car pummeling towards her or a mug falling from her shelf, let the girl do her.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
Jeffery is like, you're stunned.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
Then why the hell would you give it back?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
You're trying to get better? Okay, well, when you say it's a messy breakup, this makes it a messy breakup. Yeah, you're not helping. Except, like, you were the issue.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
Which is expensive. Go with the dirty old sweatshirt.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
I think it's amazing you didn't notice Missy. Yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
Wait, you're going to make that happen?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
That's true. You didn't notice someone stalked you to a grocery store.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
Oh, man. Wow. That is a hard reality right there.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
You know, only the OGs are here on the weekend. Oh, yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
Yeah, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, the home of the Second Date Update. And if you haven't heard, we do have brand new merch for Akaz, Second Date Update Edition. First time ever. I know, and it's so cute. And the best part of it is 100% of proceeds are going to LA Wildfire Relief.
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I know that that feels like forever ago that it happened, but the work is really being done right now to build back. So go to the show links, notes. Show notes. Thank you. There's a link in the show notes. There it is. That's what I'm trying to say. And purchase for you, your loved ones. Thank you so much for your support. Again, 100% of proceeds going to Convoy of Hope.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
And here is your classic second date update.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
How does it feel to lower your standards of advice this low?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
Oh, that's fun. How'd you do that?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
Did I stop wearing my AirPods to the grocery store?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
Oh, you need bread too? I needed bread. Okay, that's kind of cute.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
At least she's joking. Well, I mean, I'll tell you, when women say that, it's like joking, but also we also need to know.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
Oh, yeah. That's easy. You're going to make tacos tonight, huh? Yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
What have people been complaining about? This is so easy.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
Wow. That's great. And there was no ghosting involved? Well, except for now. Maybe, yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
No, didn't lead to any of that. That's okay. It's a first hangout.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
Yeah. You're not wrong, Jeff.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
I feel like that's something Alexis would do.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
It's the same as when you're meeting someone at a second bar, like a restaurant to a bar. It's like, see you there. Yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
But I don't feel like you're owed explanation after only one hangout, Jeff.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
That's the thing. But we want it. Do you want to see her again?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
I like that you're blaming yourself. That's a good start.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
And was her idea. That was her idea. It was very important to mention.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
I'm wondering if she was hoping for something more that never was materializing.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
Yes. Yes, she did, Jeff.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
How do we not know after all of those things, Jeff? I think it's very clear.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
You want an impartial audience?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
I think your positivity is really sweet.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
Well, he knows something went wrong because you left and didn't come back.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
Are you excited to hear Michael's name again?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
Oh, my God. No, we love humiliating stories. We are walking embarrassments to everyone that we know. Like, you are in the right company.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
What do you mean? What?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
Wait, so you saw him in the grocery store by chance or you went there because you knew he was going to be there?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
The whole thing was a setup so you could go in and steal her guitar back? Did he leave with the guitar?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
Yeah, Brooke. You do the book for like 15, 20 minutes. You discuss it.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
I mean, if it needs to happen, it needs to happen, Jeff. I mean, she's not getting revenge. She's just trying to get her guitar back. That's different. I have had reconnaissance missions like this myself.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
No, we don't need to.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
It's fine. I mean, it's not like you're ever going to see him again.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
What do you mean? Didn't she already get the guitar?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
I was going to say trust issues. Yeah. Yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
Oh, come on, Marcus. Don't be so righteous, all right? You've done shady stuff before, too. We all have in the dating world.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
How did we make that jump?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
What? Wait, really?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
So do those children.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
And we're paying for it.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
Or heavy drinking, I think, is a good idea for you, too.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
Okay, I think she said no.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
I just want my earrings. Okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
Yeah, I think you're going to have to show up to his house and get them. She can have them.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
That was below the belt, Marcus.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
We're almost like a pawn shop at this point. Yeah. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
I get more compliments on my Second Date Update merch for a cause than any that we've ever done. Than your regular clothes. Yeah, probably.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
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That's not even a lie. They're so cute. Yeah, I personally love the crew neck, but do you? We got a hooded sweatshirt and we got a t-shirt. They will only be available for a limited time and 100% of proceeds go to the charity Convoy for Hope. Yay! So, again, hit that link up in the notes. And we got some comments, some great listener comments before we get to the podcast.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
Yeah, I'm thinking of our listener, Roger Alvarado, today. Because he said he's listening on the toilet right now. Attaboy.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
And that was the other day, so I wonder where he is today for the second day.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
Dude, I tell my husband all the time, I'm like, man, there's no way you have to go at the same time every day.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
Just wait until you have to go. And, Roger, do you listen to us the whole time you're in there? Is it like part of it? You know, I got questions. He stays for a long time.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
I love it. I love it. All right. Hey, thanks for being here again, and let's get this started. It's your Second Date Update, only right here on Brick and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
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I'm going to say no immediately. I don't know. I'm into it. What are you going to do? Are you going to hang from a ceiling? Are you going to jump out of a plane?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
I probably have some on my face from my breakfast still. Earlier this morning, I usually do a peanut butter. That's what's in the corner of your mouth. Cut her off, please.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
Why'd you leave there, girl?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
I got my jar of Skippy ready. Let's go.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
So awesome. I want to go. Do you get drunk and roar like a stegosaurus?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
Where do the dinosaurs come into play?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
But are you still attracted to a guy who shows up to your date in an inflatable T-Rex costume?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
Ooh, could you share one so that it's like you're hanging out still? Oh, dang. That's a good idea.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
Does it not hurt as bad when you land? Yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
Did you do the rock wall, or is this just something you were amused by? No, absolutely not. Oh, okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
Okay. Still proud of you. And you still liked him because you guys left together. Okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
Decisions like this is why the dinosaurs don't roam the earth anymore.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
Oh, dang. Didn't you need to sleep at that point? No. You're not sober at work the next day. I can tell you that.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
Oh. I mean, you were on a date, so you probably wore the good stuff. Oh, my God. I don't even have any good stuff, so good for you. Yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
Oh, God. It's the worst, too, because you leave it actually on accident and everyone assumes you're doing it so that the guy calls you again. And you're like, no, honestly.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
Do you guys talk to their friends about that?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
What? Were they playing dumb? Was it a joke?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
What are you thinking? Like wrong door? Is that what you mean?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
I was thinking that.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
Why does no one else want to know who the random guy in his house was?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
Get her diamonds back, Jeff. Okay, it's more than just earrings. Seriously. Jeff, it's so important. I didn't realize. Thank you, Alexa.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
Do you think he moved out in the middle of the night?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
That's my neighbor.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
Or the right person. We should remember his name. So many things.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
Pretty fun. Hey, good morning.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
I'm the fun one. What's up, Marcus?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
I did sound like Eeyore when I said that.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
Okay. Marcus, are you there?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
It was kind of a crazy night. Well, I mean, we also heard you went up a rock wall in a T-Rex costume. So I think crazy suits the event.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
No, no, no. No, Marcus. It was not a move. It was not like a ploy to get you to call her back. She honestly forgot them.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
No, but I talked to her. I talked to her, and I could tell that, like, okay, listen. If a woman leaves something at your house and it's all an act, it's not going to be her diamond earrings, okay?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
It's something that she could totally toss, right? We don't know if they're real diamonds, though.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
Then why aren't you texting her back?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
Why don't you just give her the earrings? Yeah, true.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
You know what? How is he going to warn him? There's no response.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
Oh, God. This is so weird. He hung out with her until 3 in the morning. You weren't that scared, Marcus. Yeah, come on.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
Are you trying to show up at her house, Marcus? Is that what you're trying to do?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
That's so unfair. Or they'd come into the studio and be like, which one of you did it? Yeah. Pretty shifty ourselves.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
That's the whole goal of this show. She's so illegal. She just threw up a little bit in her mouth when you said that, I think.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
Why would you go with paper first? It's always rock. What are you thinking?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
I win. Let's go. You're out.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
Quick, Alexis, before the second date starts, tell everyone hello in Australian. Oh, good day, mate. Oh, there he goes. That must be the reason why we're charting in Australia on the Top Comedy Podcast. Yeah, totally hot. All right, thanks for being here. And don't forget, if you do love this much of the show, we've got 45 more minutes of it over on our main feed. Just search Brooke and Jeffrey.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
Now they understand what we're talking about. Let's get to what you came for. It's your second date.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
Oh, Jeffrey. Sorry, I had to let it out. I couldn't help myself.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
Well, we are like praying mantises.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
Oh, to like see who gets to go talk to her first or something?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
And I'm guessing it worked this time since you're on the phone with us.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
Oh, and she liked your paper, huh?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
Do you tell them about the day?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
I mean, you've done this so many times. Do you have a go-to opening line that you use when you lose Rochambeau and have to approach?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
So what'd you say to Hannah?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
Love talking about the weather.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
Yeah, but the thing is, it's not a line. Like, that's nice. It feels normal and relaxed.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
All right. How did nice dinner go? That's exciting.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
Really? Because you're famous now. Are you like funny in the interview or you're being like dead serious talking about?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
Yeah, I could just turn off if you're seeing someone do that.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
Oh, no. You should have used that moment to be like, come back to my place. We'll watch the 11 o'clock news together.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
Yeah, that's right, Jose.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
Oh, dang. God, everything sounds so good. It's a mystery.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
It's a fine criminal act.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
It's rock, paper, scissors.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
I don't know what that stands for, but it sounds odd. Actually, the odds are very high. Get your vaccines.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
That's the wildest part.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
Yeah, totally. We never heard. It seemed like you enjoyed the TV interview, but did she say anything about it?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
Oh, yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
Do you think that the reporter realized that she was interviewing someone that was on a first date? Oh, I don't know. Like, that's so funny.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
Her phone's probably ringing off the hook after that interview.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
Maybe this is her agent.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
We heard you give good local television interviews.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
This is so weird. Very cool. Wait, what's so weird? The date was so weird or the news part? No, like that you guys are calling me. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, that makes sense. I understand.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
It was an issue. He said that they just interviewed you about like local crime and how you felt about it.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
That's kind of endearing, though. All he said was that he was a ham. And so he was totally fine being interviewed.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
Oh, I thought it was like more generic the way he described it. Okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
Did he, though? I mean, maybe he did.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
He's making it all up?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
And I was totally going to give him the benefit of the doubt. Like, well, maybe he did see the purse snatcher and didn't want to tell you.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
I mean, maybe he meant like, hey, friend that's a girl. Girlfriend. No guy ever means that.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
Oh, I've never been called that. That hurts. It did hurt. That hurts.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
Oh, God. That's messed up.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
Her mom was going to save her.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
Probably, yeah. After you pay the bill, obviously.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
Duh. I think the more important point is, did you hear that her mom was there? Yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
Well, this is not going well.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
We'll give you your own punch card.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
She does like to do that.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
Yeah, well. I don't know. She's really good at it, though. I'm still okay with it. I know. Brooke Venmo $400 right now.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
Hey, you found the Second Date Podcast. Thank you so much for being here. I found it too, finally. It's pretty easy, actually. Thanks for being here, Jose. You're welcome. I love it. I love it. And hey, just a reminder, if you want to endure or punish yourself for 45 more minutes, we've got a full show, whole hour long. I dare you to try it. At the Brooke and Jeffrey feed.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
But for now, we'll get into some questionable relationship advice.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
Okay, I love when men do this. I think they're still pretty good. I bet you think that.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
Oh, man. Where did you find this? Yeah, why would Alexis want to remember this?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
Hi. I think I'm more amazed that you can find someone to come with you every time. You know, like once or twice as a friend. Then I'm like, girl, I am not going on your eighth first date with you. People don't even want to go on their own dates.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
That is not true.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
For a first date?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
Low profile. It's better? That is, I mean, okay, I'm sorry, girl. I'm glad you're here. I'm glad you listen. That feels unhealthy to me.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
I mean, I say that, but I don't really want that to happen, Jeff.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
So I'm guessing the mom went on this one, too.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
That's way better than the first thing you started this with.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
Nice. Okay. Yeah, but it felt like it was kind of stalling, you say.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
It's interesting. You're so assertive. And then bring your mom. I love it. The first part.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
And so you're excited about this date.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
Can I ask, like, when you're separated from your mother, are you guys, like, secretly meeting in the bathroom at any point? Are you giving each other signals throughout the date?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
I feel like it's risky, though, because I look so much like my mom. If someone saw me talking, you would know a million percent. Totally.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
She's way tanner than me.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
We had a little bit of everything. Okay, so you're leaning in on the foodie connection you guys have. Yeah, definitely. So, like, it was pretty chill.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
Right, because he can't walk her to the car because it's her mom's car. My mom has the keys. Oh, no. She takes her mom. Unlock the car, right?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
What if the mom and dad are also on a date?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
If that happens, I will love it so hard.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
For some reason, I just imagine your mother in the window of that sushi restaurant just banging on it saying, way to go, honey.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
Okay. And we never asked either. Have you talked to him since? I know that you said the kiss took him off guard, but maybe, have you heard anything?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
Did we need to dial her mom in on the other line too?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
Hey, Jeremy. How are you doing?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
Yep. It's going to be a tough nut to crack, Jeff.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
Oh, she scammed you.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
She did not allude to any sort of scam when we talked to her.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
I mean, I don't change what I do.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
I forget my card, Jeff.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
She always says, oh, I'm so sorry.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
Wait, so, like, she threw it down so, like, if you order 10 rolls, you get an 11th free or something? Like, that type of deal? Is that what you mean?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
That's not a scam. Why wouldn't she throw it down? You're eating there. You don't have a loyalty card.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
She should have said, hey, they have a loyalty program here.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
If not, I'm in it. When someone buys me Starbucks, it's so hard for me not to put my rewards barcode right there. I don't know that that's a scam. I bet she just didn't even think about it.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
And then she can take her That is genius. I'm racking up the free California rolls and nobody even knows.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
I'm texting all my friends right now. I'm sorry. That is a big accusation.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
Well, it's so small. Because I'm telling you, she doesn't even think about it.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
It may not be like that.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
Doesn't feel less scammy. What are you talking about? Yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
Oh, she got you. Wait a minute.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
No, come on, you guys. Jeffrey, you really think that she is going to spend hours talking to men, then hours going out on terrible dates with them. Like, it is not worth, like, I can't imagine all of that energy being worth whatever you end up getting.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
Thank you. The reward is not worth the effort. Yeah. Okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
Yes. I don't know why he's so upset about this still. I totally don't see an issue with this.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: High Stakes Higher Stacks
I almost missed my next date. I mean, it worked for her. She had a boyfriend after that for years.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: High Stakes Higher Stacks
Guys, that's actually cute. Because she said not makes me think she did. Yeah, that's how I feel.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: High Stakes Higher Stacks
Yeah, it's great. And super cute. Link is in the show notes for that. Yeah, do we got some fun comments? Yeah, I saw JC commented and said, you guys go hand in hand with my morning coffee and trying not to spit my coffee out while cracking up. I want to know what you ordered, JC. Let us know. I need new coffee ideas. Okay. Interesting.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: High Stakes Higher Stacks
Professional Helper said, it was a little surreal to hear you guys mention the videos where they use your posts and put the games as backgrounds. Oh, yeah. Like the subway server guys and stuff. Yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: High Stakes Higher Stacks
Oh my gosh. Venmo requested you. Wow. Yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: High Stakes Higher Stacks
That sounds exhausting.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
The thing is complimenting kind of goes against the philosophy that he believes in.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
No, I'd be breaking desireless.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
Yeah, let's get rid of laws, too.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
I really should have stepped in before that, but... The one thing that he is focused on right now, Tori, his only focus is getting another date with you. That is why he reached out to a radio show to get a hold of you and arrange a second meetup. And we would pay for it if you're willing to give him a second chance.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
But remember, Bobby's not good. He's excellent. So you could level up.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
Oh, Bobby. You're back to square one, dude.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
Yeah, welcome to dating women, buddy. It's going to be a long road for you.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
You know, after thousands of second date calls, I'm starting to notice a trend. What's that? Sometimes men don't listen very good. Hmm.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
I don't know if anybody saw this, but even when guys are beating over the head with good information, sometimes it just doesn't register for guys.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
Pivot. What is Brooke saying, Jose?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
The thing is, next time you get angry at a man for not listening, maybe turn your attention to God for making us that way.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
Yep. Thanks a lot, God.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
Put us in a bad spot over here, but we're going to put you into a good spot in your dating life if you want some help with that. At least we'll try. Email the show. We'll call that person who's not calling you back.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
Maybe on a good day.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
Go check out all of our second day podcasts wherever you get yours at Brooke and Jeffrey.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
We got an email from one of our listeners who says he's been living his life by a dating philosophy that's been circulating on the internet now for about two decades.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
It's called the Tao of Steve. That is... T-A-O of Steve. And I've not heard anything about this, but according to him, it involves three basic rules that men must live by.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
Number one, be desireless. Number two... I get that one.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
I'm not sure. I guess we'll find out. Number two is be excellent. And number three, be gone. And if you can live by all three of those rules as a man, you will become irresistible to any woman on earth. Even married women, Brooke, so look out. Yay! Maybe get your earplugs ready before we talk to him.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
Yeah, we're going to learn more in a second. First, let's say hello to Bobby, who needs our spiritual guidance today. Bobby, welcome to the show. Hey, guys. How you doing?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
Yeah. So tell us, who's this woman that's making you go against everything you believe in?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
Yeah, next thing you know, you end up on this show and you hit your rock bottom. So, Bobby, tell us how did you get to this point? Like, tell us about your date with Tori.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
Okay, so now you're demonstrating that you're a guy who's willing to help strangers. You know your way around the neighborhood generally. A lot of excellent qualities there.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
Yes. Exactly. So did you go straight to the bedroom from the museum, or did you have to do more?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
How do you be nonchalant after just going over and paying someone else's bill? Like, what do you say to Tori when you come back to the table?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
So we're all impressed. Did it work on Tori?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
So maybe your rules are playing against you if you're sticking to them.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
Steve would be so disappointed in your behavior.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
And now you're reaching out to us, which I think breaks your first rule of like be desireless because now you're asking a radio show to show how much you want to hang out.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
Well, we're throwing every rule that we know out the window when we come back and call Tori for you and try to get her to agree to abide by the Tao of Bobby and give you one more chance with your second date update right after this. Hold on.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
You know you're in a good place when you find yourself abandoning your entire belief system to score a date with a woman. I've abandoned my belief six times since I got to work today. Oh, wow. And it feels great.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
Well, that's what Bobby says. He told us he used to live by a dating philosophy called the Tao of Steve, which if you didn't hear, it's basically three rules about demonstrating your value while also not coming across as desperate or too available.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
so he stuck to those very strictly until he met tori yeah and said screw it tori's way too hot i need to know why she's not calling me back right now i mean he lasted four days until he started incessantly texting her exactly yeah with no response now bobby i'm assuming you don't want us to tell tori about your mantra and the rules that you follow unless you already told her did you no no no i didn't tell her my philosophy don't tell her my philosophy okay well that's
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
I think it's admirable that it is a plan because mine is just drink a lot and hope for the best. So, Bobby, you're in a better spot than a lot of people.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
Peak sexuality is what I call it.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
Yeah, we'll see.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
Let's call Tori. We'll see what she has to say, why she's not calling you back. Hopefully she picks up. And I'm dialing her number right now. Here we go.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
Hello? Hey, we're looking to speak with Tori. Can I ask who's calling? Yes, you can. We're a radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
I'm sorry. What's going on? We're doing a segment on our show called The Second Date Update where we're trying to help out one of our listeners get in touch with you after you already went on one date with him.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
No, no. It's much more disgraceful. It's a radio thing.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
Focus on the radio part. That's the cool bit of this because we're just trying to get some answers for Bobby about why you're not hanging out again or even talking to him at all.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
Or at least had told the waitstaff to compliment you for him if he wasn't going to do it directly.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
But a lot of times guys don't want to like seem too desperate in front of a girl and won't say the thing that they're feeling because it'll make them seem, you know, beta.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
It's a complex that guys have.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
But maybe he was just in his own head too much, and we should probably ask him about it because Bobby is waiting on the other line wanting to compliment you profusely.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
I'm sorry, what? Yeah, he's been listening to this call. Bobby, you there? Hey.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
A little smooth.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
Okay, so... Basically... Bobby, wait, hold on. Are you sure you want to do this?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
Yeah. That's the big issue. I think it's just catfished.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
Okay. We're going with the double cat. Catfish me.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
Something like that. Why would you add that? Why would you just say, I swear I would not lie to you? About anything. About anything.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
I mean, honestly, Christina, he is taking it into account, and I think a lot of people would not be so patient with that.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
Hey, hey, hey. Some guys like that, okay? I hate that word.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
Okay. I know it's a joke, but let's not.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
I'm sorry, but are we miracle workers? Because that is insane.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
Yeah, well, I'm pretty sure the ex is going to show up to that wedding. Yeah. I just hope the cats show up. I don't think anybody's showing up. I think he's going to host it at their house. At the ex's house.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
You could have still been dating the ex. She's like, I don't care about that. Around number five is ex name calling. There you go. Yes.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
Hey, welcome to the Second Date Podcast. Thank you so much for being here. We don't normally do this, but you are really special to us. So Jose is going to give out his personal phone number right now.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
so you're on it more than your own phone texting basically i mean it's a better way to reach him that's all we're saying yes and don't forget we've got 45 more minutes a full show an hour long oh my god can you take that much if you want it go for it it's over at the brook and jeffrey main podcast feed but right now we're all about the second date so let's get it started second date update
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
The worst? Oh, my gosh.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
Are you going to give us options? Because I have some ideas. Yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
Come on. It's just the smoky flavor is always good, right? Yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
I mean, that's all you have to do is come on our show and you'll feel better by comparison.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
What? I have so many questions.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
Not even like the restaurant where my ex works.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
And not your ex. Not your ex. The one you actually took out. The new one.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
How did you turn it from hiking to a date?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
Hiking and cat people. A lot of time to talk on hikes. Yeah, that's true. So, I mean, you guys had a pretty good relationship then, probably before you actually moved into the romantic world, right?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
Okay. I like how you said your house. That's good.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
I mean, were you able to have, because you guys had been friends already, were you able to have like some flirty moments?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
Do not say you did that.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
All right, that's cute. I mean, it sounds like a setup to a great evening.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
Right. I mean, cats notoriously don't come when you call them. Yeah. You know?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
What? No way. You remembered?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
How could you forget that? It was the whole date center. I mean, that makes you look so bad. You're a cat dad that doesn't remember where he left his cat.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
Okay. Yeah, but just chalk it up, and you make a plan for the next time, right? Yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
And it is bad. You didn't warn either woman. So you're going to show up unexpectedly with a date on your ex's door and Christina doesn't even know that's where she's going?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
You were all sitting on the couch together? Why did I imagine this just at a doorstep? You know what I mean? Like, say hi to the cat, then everybody parts.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
Wait, a fight with who? You and the ex or what?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
Why are you wanting to call this girl again? Christina doesn't want to have anything to do with you.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
Doesn't say we do the impossible.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
Can I just ask, when you dropped Christina off at her door, what was the last thing she said to you?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
This woman's going to be cussing. Ah!
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
Wait, I have a question. Have you had a chance to apologize to Christina?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
No, he needs to apologize to both women, Jeffrey.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
You can't bring a date to your ex's house, especially unannounced.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
I hope your ex shows up at your house today, Jeff.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
Joke's on you. All right.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
I can't wait to hear her story. And the thing is, is that you actually sound like a really nice guy that just made dumb choices.
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Yeah, but her perspective is going to be interesting. Yeah, perspective.
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Or she doesn't just cuss at us and hang up.
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Hi, Christina. How are you doing?
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Yeah. Yeah. I mean, actually, that's a better response than I expected from you, to be honest. Yeah. I'm being serious.
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Well, I mean, not just that. Like, you guys were friends in the hiking group, and then you had one date, and he knows he screwed it up. Yeah. Can I just hear the story? Like, I want to hear from your perspective. Like, you show up to his ex's house. Did you know that's where you were going?
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What? Wait, how do you go from petting a cat to that?
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Second Date Update: Date Night Detour
Wait, what did Rhett do while this was happening?
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I'm going to tell you, on the 32nd date, that would not be okay.
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Yeah. I mean, he honestly sounds like a nice guy that made a dumb choice. I don't know. He lied to me too. Okay. It's not just that.
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I don't know what my cat is either. I think we should probably just construct an argument with the ex and the name calling. What?
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And hopefully apologize.
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I don't get it either. I thought we'd really be concentrating on the name calling in the ex's house here.
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What? Oh, between the eggs. Yeah. I mean, I could see that part. But, I mean, it's nine. It's not like you're going to have to do it for many years.
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Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
Okay. Yeah, throw her a bone.
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Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
Why even put this energy or go out with someone who thinks they're better than you? I mean, like, just move on. He's just adjusting.
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Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
Yeah, but why even call? I mean, here's the thing, Lucy. Like, it's not that you're beautiful.
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Yeah, Brooke. Yeah, I understand that. Give her the respect that she's due. I understand that. She's gorgeous. The reason he's playing the game is because you go around acting like you're better than everybody else.
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Wait, I think she's talking right now.
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You reject him. Was that your last power move? She was scared he was going to say it first.
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Bro, you think she's texting you later? He's so good.
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Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
He's so good. I know Alexis wants to text you. I know.
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I don't even need to see you. I'll text you.
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Nathan, you son of a bitch. It's going to be her. Yeah, she's going to be. Yeah, for sure. She's going to give in. She's texting right now.
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I don't think it's that hard when they're not that deep, Jeff. Yeah, she's right.
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But why would you want to? That's my whole point. There's plenty of hot girls that have substance. Why would you want one without it?
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Hey, you got out of paying dinner for her. I have Alexis right here.
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Oh, I'm sure. Yeah, that's right. They can't resist you.
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I mean, seriously. Thank you.
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All right, we're back on your Monday with a brand new second date update for you. Yes. You know what you really love, why you're really here. We get you. It's Brick and Jeffrey in the morning. And we did try a new segment yesterday. Yes. New for you, not new for us. No, not for us. It's Blind Love Is, where two people go basically on a blind date live on our radio show. Mm-hmm.
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And it was a mixed bag. I'd say 75% of listeners liked it. So, you know, we love the comments coming in. So literally let us know. This one is from Clayton. He wrote, I have to know two things. One, have you ever called someone who is actively listening to the Second Date Update live on the radio and they answered knowing exactly what was going on? Oh, wow.
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Here is where we pull the curtain back a little bit. Those are prerecorded and they're not live on the radio because it takes forever for us to get a hold of these people.
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Sometimes we go weeks before we can get the second person on the line. And the magic of editing, we take out all those phone calls. And all the ringing. And all the voicemails that we go to. Please don't stop listening. Okay, and Clayton also wants to know, has anyone ever met through your show? Like someone got rejected and then another viewer asked and got a hold of them.
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So we don't ever give out people's phone numbers. But if you listen to Yesterday's Blind Love Is, those are two listeners who wrote in for different things and it didn't work out. We put them together. So it works for that.
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No, that is quite a liability to us. We're not going to do that. So, hey, thanks for being here. Keep leaving those comments. If you're on the iHeartRadio app, go ahead and leave us a voice message as well. You can do that there. And, hey, let's get into the brand new Second Date Update right now.
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I feel like you believed that for a long time, too. I really did.
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Or for the fun of it, like meeting somebody new. Because they're bored, exactly. Having a good make-out session.
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It's coming in hot there, Lucy. I like it. Okay.
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Oh, I only heard the humility, so that's good.
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Can I guess, I mean, not just his looks, but also his personality is probably not typically what you normally date? No, not really.
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I like how she said he seemed normal and he's obviously abnormal because he's not going out.
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Oh, absolutely. So how was it when you first met him? Like, what was that moment like?
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Well, that's happy hour. Yeah. Okay.
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All right. So what happened?
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Can I just ask, it sounds like you're saying he's more confident because you still think he's not very attractive. Correct. Okay. I want to know, when you very first saw him, what was your reaction?
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Yeah, so she's the one chasing him. He's the upper hand. Yeah. Oh, okay.
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Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
Oh, you said cool. No, she thought cool.
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You're excited to continue the date with him.
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I don't think so. I think that he just maybe saw through that you weren't attracted to him and you were interested in surface things. Did you miss that I am way better looking than him?
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I can't wait to talk to this guy. See, I don't feel like, like, why do you want to go out with him again? It's just like a game. I don't.
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I'm going to tell you, I don't think you're going to like anything he says.
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She decided the moment she saw him that she was not going to go out with him again. It's just that he isn't calling her back. It's driving her nuts.
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It's a rough one, Jeff.
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It's so weird. It seems like she's so deep.
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Yeah, why would he be confident?
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Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
Okay. You know what? I think that just the conversation we had made that happen. Yeah.
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And you actually sound sincere about that, which I appreciate.
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No, don't add that. Let's just end it there.
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He sounds like a confident, great guy.
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Oh, yay. He's got a cute voice. Oh, wow. Brooke is coming on strong there. Trying to give Nate some compliments. Okay, Alexis?
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Hi. Hey, Nate. Welcome to the show. Okay. Yeah, good morning.
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A short date, I think. He ended it pretty short.
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It's a power play. It sounds like.
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What does that mean? Explain the type though.
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So do you not like her then? Like, is that negative or positive? I can't tell.
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It's a specific type of girl.
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Sorry. I don't get it, though. Like, you want to keep the date short because you want to keep her attracted to you, or you want to keep the date short because you don't ever want to see her again?
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So when you said you were going to meet up with a friend, that was a lie.
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It's a specific type. You're right. It's not all hot girls. I mean, that's what it is.
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Welcome to the Second Date Podcast. We got a brand new episode for you today.
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She was joking, right? I don't know.
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But why would you go on a radio show? Like, it's just crazy to me.
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I have a solution. If you are in the cartel, text us right now. Is anybody here in trouble?
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Just let us know. Yeah. Call in.
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I mean, they're pretty straightforward people.
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Yeah, we still don't know what's going on.
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Do I need a safety word? I'm sure you're fine.
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Second Date Update: Taco Truckstop Mystery
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Please tell me no pets went missing in this latest date.
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Because you're so good at conversation.
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And you met Mark where?
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That's awesome. Was it like one of those openings where it's like a party almost?
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Oh, I was thinking this was an evening thing. This is a daytime date.
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I know. It's really cute.
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I love it, dude. I mean, what's nice about it, too, is that you don't have any opportunities for somebody to bail. Right? Yeah.
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I think it's what happens in dating. Like, even just hanging out with a friend. Like, you have so many different points of contact before the actual hangout where people can just flake on you.
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Oh, and was it that your goldfish tastes delicious?
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What a disappointment.
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I think it was just a setup so that he could tell you how he had great eyes. I mean, he did have nice eyes.
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I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
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She says you are amazing. I've been listening for about three days now and I absolutely love it.
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That's a loaded question. Okay. Yeah.
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It doesn't sound like your family was the victim. That's for sure. Yeah.
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I don't think anyone ever thought Jonas brothers were bad boys. So you just like it because it's different conversation than normally happens on a first date.
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I love it when people first find us because you have so much to binge. You have like years of our show. Get into that podcast right now. Yes.
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Sounds interesting.
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See, I instantly go to the taco truck.
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Not that he was hungry, but he needed to find a bathroom.
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Wait, you never saw him again? No.
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That's why I'm calling you. How rude. Like, you are on a date with someone you spend that many hours and then you run away?
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That I think you're going to love. It's a wild ride. It really is. But before we get to that, I do want to read a comment from Kitty Kita. Yeah! Kitty Kita. Yeah, she's got the cutest little picture. Okay, it says, Hi, when I first heard about you guys on TikTok, I thought, this sounds like a really good podcast. Okay, okay. So I started listening on Spotify, and all I can say is...
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How is that the best case scenario?
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But you text, you text, you call, you say I'm sorry.
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So thank you for liking, for following. Remember, we've got Second Date merch up right now. The link is in the show notes. 100% of proceeds go to charity. And hey, sit back and enjoy today's brand new Second Date update.
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Wait, play it again. It was too fast.
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Oh, they have that? Huh. That's actually really smart.
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I mean, the whole thing felt pretty natural from your description of it. I can't even think of why anyone would run away.
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Have we considered the fact that he may not be able to read?
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We're laughing and I'm going to feel really bad if that's actually true.
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If he's illiterate, we can't air this. I would feel so bad, guys. I'm kidding.
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We've all been there before. Moving to a new city can be hard.
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You can't be picky when you're new in a city.
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You've got to take what you get. They make picture books for a reason.
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You're on your bathroom ratings and reviews segment. On the John, on the 10s. That's what we do.
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But she really doesn't. Did you text her or something? Cause she didn't get your text. Like there was no explanation from you.
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Oh, the family rumor, remember?
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She wouldn't tell us about it.
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Wait, hold up. This comes from a question that you asked her. You asked her one thing that she would never share on a first date.
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She didn't say part time. It's not really a turn off.
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I just thought there were some felons, you know?
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Second Date Update: Taco Truckstop Mystery
Yeah, every family's got a felon.
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I mean, mine does.
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It's not necessarily a lifelong decision. It's like one bad choice to be a felon. A cartel is like you're making a commitment.
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Yeah, because they usually don't have a good experience with us. Yeah, they usually drive people away.
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Yeah. Why didn't you run before?
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And then your escape route. Yeah. because they wouldn't see you outside the bookstore running. Cartels don't mess with bookstores. Come on.
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The cartel's a big fan of the second date on the date.
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Wait, isn't it your own family? What are you talking about, Megan? You're joking, right?
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Well, he didn't know.
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What are you talking about?
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You put a hit on yourself.
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What? I can't tell.
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I'm getting angry. I want to hang out with her now. Yeah.
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Don't say you're against the cartel. That's not a good idea.
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I mean, I'm not going to tell you anything, but you get really good presents from anybody. Like, you know what I mean? Oh, yeah. They have money.
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I don't believe her.
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The reason I'm keeping it is because I think she's joking the whole time. Nobody's getting her dry sense of humor. Okay.
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But she did just move. She told him that she had to move.
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Okay, can he ever meet your family?
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Are you sure you're not being paranoid?
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Saying no seems riskier than saying yes.
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Oh, I'm sure that they launder it.
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Second Date Update: Claus For Concern
And all the rich and famous people need our help getting another date. It's true. Everybody in Hollywood knows.
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Dude, this is going to kill me. Alexis, will you go out with us? I'll sign anything. But then you can't tell anyone. She can tell me.
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What just happened is we didn't get any answers.
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Yeah, be nice. You do it for the plot.
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I mean, I feel like I was the originator of that slogan.
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I've been doing that for decades, Alexis, just for the plot.
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But they're such good stories, and they were good people, sort of. I feel like Chris gave me for the plot.
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It's fun, and God, I want closure on this so bad.
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It is kind of a baller move, if it's just a lie, to say that you have decided NDA. Because it's like, I can't tell you. Is it baller if you can't get a date, though?
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Hey, you found it. The home of the second date update. It is Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And thanks for being here on the podcast. You know, I love all the comments we've been getting from all over the world. And I think this one really sums up what these second dates are. Nicola Huber in Brazil wrote, the call just gets worse and worse.
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it's true it does it's like a guilty pleasure listening though you know we love when you comment we love when you subscribe even more so uh please do it and hey just sit back and enjoy the second date update it's brand new and it starts right now second date update a lot of so-called dating experts will tell you that it's good to bond over things that you both love
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Why did you use dating experts in quotes? That is true.
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That can bring you together.
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I stopped bringing in salmon, okay?
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Well, and it's probably a good opening, right? Like, for you to strike up a conversation.
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Nothing harder than talking about bad-smelling food. Hot fish, Alexis. Stick with it.
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That's good, bro. I don't know. I get worried about that. Non-crowded places mean bad food to me.
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And you can actually talk. The whole staff is probably listening to every word you say in the conversation. It's dead quiet. Yes, a first date just came in. I love sitting next to a first date and Ian's dropping in.
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What's the cameras deal? Explain that.
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To be fair, they also usually don't work. Or fake. I work in a restaurant. They're all fake.
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Jeff, security cams? No, he's talking about the promotional pictures.
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He's buying pretty big in it. It looks like you like it.
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Did you tell her the thing about how you hated security cameras?
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You go and see before you go.
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So were you able to bond over more stuff you hate at dinner or what?
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Oh, sweet. That's awesome. You're both active people.
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He likes to run from the authorities after they catch him on the security cams.
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Okay. And we kind of really leaned into that with you. Yeah.
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I'm guessing you're figuring you're reading the room right, you know, like she's into it?
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I don't know. I think it's fair. I think it could have been one of those moments where it's like you got the devil and the angel on your shoulder. And then the devil's like, do it. It'll be fun. And the angel's like, no, you have a meeting in the morning. Don't.
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Right. What did you do with that 30 seconds to make her change her mind?
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Ring doorbells? Uh-oh. No, no, that's right. No, he doesn't like the security camera. Oh, that's right.
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Okay, good. That's good. That's positive. That is a good thing.
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Three things that really go together well.
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Yes. He was fine with that. He just wasn't fine with her not calling.
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Maybe she's in space right now.
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We didn't ask what she did for a living. I know a biologist who has to track, like, 60 miles into the wilderness to follow some arctic foxes.
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Yeah, you're saying during an entire dinner date you didn't ask?
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Can I just add real quick? Because you sound like a really private guy. I think it's really cool that you're going out on a limb and calling us for help. I mean, I think it means a lot.
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Yeah. Yeah. Are you sure? Are we sure? We're absolutely sure. We talked to Ethan.
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Maybe he's a hard guy to read, you know, like how he's feeling.
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I mean, we even actually applauded him for doing it. He's going out on a limb just because he likes you so much.
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Yeah, and we were even debating in studio whether or not you really had work the next morning or you just made that up as an excuse.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Claus For Concern
Both things can be true. We didn't think about that part. You're like, wait, she actually has a job? That's the problem.
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Second Date Update: Claus For Concern
Wait, you can't laugh through it because I can't always understand what you're saying.
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I just want to hear the moment. What happened?
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Did he explain why? Why did he want an NDA?
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Second Date Update: Claus For Concern
And why is he going to bring his dad up and tell you stuff about his dad that you'd have to sign an NDA for?
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Second Date Update: Claus For Concern
And he heard everything. Seriously. Oh, my God.
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Oh, that's not a good start, Ethan. That's weird. All the other women I bring back love to sign it.
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Second Date Update: Claus For Concern
I mean, let's reword that a little bit, Ethan.
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Especially the criminal ones.
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Wait, aren't you dying of curiosity of who his dad is? I feel like I'd sign it just to find out.
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Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
Why would anyone want to hear that, Jeff?
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Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
What you got in your fanny pack, Phil?
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Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
Really? Why unfair? Like what part?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
And it's a good gastrointestinal system if you can still process it at his age.
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Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
Okay, I didn't mean for you to go into it, Phil. I was a no.
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Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
Like the most interesting man in the world.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
And you may need that right now. Listen, if you surround yourself with friends that are young, you look younger. Yeah, dude.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
You were brutal. There's too many jokes.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
Hey, we go viral all the time here. It'll only take him two days to find it. Yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
Kick it off your week with a brand new second date update. It just makes everything better. Yeah. Hey, welcome to the podcast. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And I'm just going to say today, imagine being on a date and having a waiter point out the one thing you're most insecure about. Oh no.
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Oh, is that what it is for you? Please don't look at me anymore. Oh, it's exactly what happened to one of our poor listeners. And that's why we have him on the phone today. We're going to help him try to recover from it. Dude. But before we get to the podcast, let's go over some of these comments that we got from our wonderful, wonderful listeners.
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We'll stay here all day.
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All right. Hey, thanks for being here. And again, keep the comments coming at like, subscribe and share and enjoy the brand new second date update.
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There's no filter, sweetheart. It's just life.
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Don't use a filter, Jeff.
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Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
FaceTime is, you mean Facetune, I think is actually what you mean. Yeah, he does. Whatever. It's alright.
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Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
Why are you looking at me, Jose? I don't know.
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Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
Yeah, I can hear you.
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Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
I'm surprised you didn't go instantly to the weather. Phil, we're making fun of your age.
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Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
Can you take us off speakerphone, Phil?
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Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
Good job, man. You can't teach old dogs new tricks.
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Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
And I'm guessing you didn't meet Mandy on the app.
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Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
I like Phil Spicy. Yeah. That's good. We like it.
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Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
Seafood's good. So it's a dinner date. And what were you feeling beforehand? Were you nervous? Excited?
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Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
Congratulations on getting back out there.
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We actually got your back, Phil. We got your back.
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Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
That's good. That's cute, bro. Were you guys able to connect over other things?
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Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
Oh, I bet that was a big difference.
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Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
Okay. Okay. And hers?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
Okay, that does show her age a little bit. But hey, like we said, you were honest. You knew what she was getting into.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
You just start making out and really freak the waiter out. That's the option.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
Did you get any read on her reaction to that moment?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
We're acting like he's 85 years old. He doesn't sound that old. You've got to be in like your 50s or something, right? Your 60s.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
But he has a number. He called a radio station. He's cool enough to listen to our show. We're going to call her.
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Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
Well, there you go. Maybe by the end of this, you'll have your whole finger full of nice things. You're a good sport, brother.
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Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
You guys, stop it. He is not that old, eh? I mean, he's rusty because he was divorced. That's right. I mean, the one thing you may not understand is that there's a lot of, like, ghosting in dating now. Yeah.
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Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
Well, it happens all the time. He does listen to our show. And you shouldn't take it personally because it's not a reflection of who you are or what you can offer in a relationship.
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It shouldn't be because she, again, knows how old you are when you meet on a dating app.
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Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
Hey, Mandy. Hi. Good morning, Mandy.
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Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
Yeah, I mean, remember, this is a guy who's back in the dating world. He's lured in some new things.
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Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
What do you mean you guess? It's genuine. Wasn't he nice on the date?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
Okay, so he was older than you would normally date. Basically. Okay. All right.
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Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
So he ordered milk and had a man fanny pack.
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Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer
That was really embarrassing for him.
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Oh, really? Woo us. I want to woo. Your singing voice is really good.
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Second Date Update: First Date Redate
All right. Okay. He sounds so fun. Go on one date. Come on.
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Come on, do it for Sienna. He's a romantic at heart. What a guy. I am.
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Second Date Update: First Date Redate
Third make-out, Sag. I say third time on this show. Call back. It's going to be like 50 first dates all over again.
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Second Date Update: First Date Redate
I think she's laughing. Not crying, right?
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I really thought we were going to get her right there. I thought that she was like, okay, I'll give him a chance.
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He just has to, like, run into her again. Guys, I think we're done. No. Don't quit. I'm just telling you. I mean, Alexis, are you with me?
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I tried. I gave it my best.
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I think he's a sweet guy. I do. I just think... Just stop there. Okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: First Date Redate
Okay, I guess you're welcome. Good work, Brooke.
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I'd like to say after twice, we're just going to call it. No. Yeah.
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All right, you're going to start your week with a second date. We love that. Thank you so much for being here. And I love all of the comments still coming in about our great merch for a cause. Of course, second date update. What would you call it? Swag edition. Yeah. Yeah. Ken's wrote on our second date page, I am totally going to ask for a hoodie for my birthday. They're so cute.
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Love this podcast. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Again, if you want the show merch, 100% of proceeds online. Go to LA Wildfire Relief Efforts. Thanks to Convoy of Hope. We're not making any money from it. No. It's all for a good cause. So the link to that merch is in the show notes. And today we got a little special second date, don't we? Yeah. It's the first time we've ever done this. Yeah.
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It's the re-date. Yes. So sit back and enjoy.
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I think tens of thousands. Yeah.
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Oh, you don't mean it the other time? Like, what does that mean?
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Oh, I don't believe you.
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Second Date Update: First Date Redate
Oh. That would be a second date, Zach.
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Second Date Update: First Date Redate
And I'm kind of upset. She said no to you on our radio show, and then you ran into her in person, and then she said yes?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: First Date Redate
Well, it's probably just she had a lot of bad experiences in that couple of months. So she's like, I guess I'll try that guy.
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Second Date Update: First Date Redate
And why did she not like you? Is that a bad thing? She said no, right? Yeah. He can recap.
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Oh, my God. This is like Alexis. How many times is this woman going to be in a wedding? Yeah.
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Second Date Update: First Date Redate
It tends to happen that way.
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Hey, I know you. Was it that friendly? I'd be shocked.
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Second Date Update: First Date Redate
Oh! Wow. You said that to her? I don't know. I think she may like it.
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Wait, what? Did you not have to work? Yeah. It's his own business, Alexis. He makes his own rules. I like that the bar closed halfway through the party.
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So she's got the need to prove you wrong, probably. Was it like super drunk make-out, or did you guys actually connect?
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Top or bottom? I wouldn't interpret a drunk makeout as someone's interested in me, I guess.
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Especially in any wedding scenario. Yes. And after they've turned me down. Yeah.
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Okay. What gave you those vibes?
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Second Date Update: First Date Redate
Okay. All right. Okay. But now you're here.
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Dude, I am just dying to talk to her because she is going to be like, what? You are calling me again? She's going to know. Yeah, she's going to know. She doesn't.
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Yeah. Oh, no? Okay, bye. Could you answer differently?
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I mean, what's the strategy here?
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Yeah, I doubt anyone saves it. Good point.
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Who was Yogi Berra? Was he like a sports guy or something?
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That's what he said. I think Yogi Berra is like, yeah, a baseball player, right?
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I thought we could call it Groundhog's Day. Oh, Yogi Berra. Maybe. Go straight for the guy. No one's going to understand that.
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Yeah, I mean, very clearly.
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Okay, there's no date in any of this story. Yeah, there's really not. Let's remember that.
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No, God no, Jess. Do you know how many dudes I've made out with and I didn't even know their names?
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I'm not bragging, I'm just saying. That's not real life what you're saying.
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No, that's nice. I think that's a good way to interpret it. And if not, you're a chill guy.
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I'll make up with uptight guy, whatever guy. I mean, I'm married now, so I can't. He's also a chill guy, though.
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This is so awkward for us.
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It's your favorite morning show.
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It's like a horror movie. Maybe we should just start to ask for a review of how the first time was. I mean, it's not you.
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It was a huge mistake. Wait, are you talking about the make-out session was a mistake? Yeah, obviously. Are you sure?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: First Date Redate
Are you shocked? Like, what were you thinking the first moment you saw Zach?
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So this doesn't happen again. Who are you booking for the bar? Wasn't there, like, just a little bit of you that was excited to see him?
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Second Date Update: First Date Redate
Is that the part of the lineup you want to be in?
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That's a little thick, Jeff. Before that, I was just being drunk at weddings. Yeah. I mean, I would think that you keep running into each other. There's a tiny bit of you that's obviously attracted to him. Why not go on one real date just to give it a shot? What's the worst that could happen? I mean, you've already drunkenly made out with him.
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Dating and date. One date. We're just asking for one date. That's it. One chance. One moment. Come on.
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Oh, yeah. Good point. We didn't ask for that.
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It's much better than the sober karaoke mobile DJ.
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Second Date Update: Just A Little Short
Or just get a job. Why is no one saying go to work? Work sucks. It's just a universal rule in life.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Just A Little Short
Is that why you called us in the beginning, Carly? Because we were going to cover the check.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Just A Little Short
Tuesday is way too specific to be a coincidence, Carly.
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Second Date Update: Just A Little Short
Alexis, she doesn't do any money. She has no money of her own.
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Second Date Update: Just A Little Short
She's looking at her phone. There it is. Oh, look at that. She said yes.
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No, don't spam the podcast either.
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I'm going to send you the link to my rental clothes. No, Brooke, please. Oh, God. Oh, God.
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Don't send that to me, Jeff.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Just A Little Short
Hey, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And you know, we get all the credit for all these second dates going viral, for them charting on the Top Comedy podcast.
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But really, it's our listeners and their terrible dating decisions that we have to thank. Yes. And the people who ghost people. Yes. They are helping us out. Thank you.
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And don't forget, we do have 45 more minutes of this. We've got a full show over on the Brooke and Jeffrey main feed. If you'd like it, follow that one as well. And let's get into your second date.
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Oh, yeah. I mean, you do look forward to it. That is not helpful for people who really overthink that text, Jeff.
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You just leave it as I took your fork. No, you don't need to mention that.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Just A Little Short
How's it going? But first, Carly, we want to hear the good part.
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Why would you call it a hey, neighbor?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Just A Little Short
No, no, it's a yay, obviously. Okay. Why would you not do one through ten?
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Oh, that's great. And a great place to meet people. Yeah. That's just awesome. Unless you have bad form. I never want someone to see me in there. No, but even then, I'm sure someone would be like, try to help you. Yeah, you guys love to show you how to do all that. We reach around and just show you how to do it.
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Is it bad that I'm already thinking if you got married, it would have to all be golf theme now. Oh, yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Just A Little Short
Also, don't waste a Friday night. That's a good call. It's a whole Chapel Roan song about it. Don't waste a weekend night on a guy.
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So, wait, I'm sorry. Were you guys just at dinner? Is that what you did on Tuesday?
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No, I'm just trying to set the scene.
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Second Date Update: Just A Little Short
How was the kiss? Yeah.
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Second Date Update: Just A Little Short
Oh, look, she's smiling. She's saying it. That's sweet.
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Second Date Update: Just A Little Short
Or just read it? Well, it's sassy today.
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I don't want to hear it.
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Second Date Update: Just A Little Short
Oh, okay. How did you jump from that was a fun night to a short on rent?
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Second Date Update: Just A Little Short
Wait, didn't he pay for dinner?
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Like, when's your rent due? This one, mine's due. Well, they were homeless. I think it's good to be vulnerable with people, but I'm wondering if he read it as basically an ask for money.
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He set you money, huh? Sounds like a catch.
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Second Date Update: Just A Little Short
Yeah, that's what I'm like. He set you money and then stopped talking to you? Because that's kind of strange.
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Second Date Update: Just A Little Short
Do you think he regrets the money he sent? Like, maybe he sent it when he was feeling bad, and then after he thought about it, he's like, ah, man, that's kind of a weird. That was his money for the date, and then he ran out?
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Yeah. Do you want to emphasize the Y more, Carly? Is Carly exotic?
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Yeah. She shared a lot.
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Which is really kind of him.
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Second Date Update: Just A Little Short
He's the worst loan shark ever. Never mind. I mean, maybe it's just because she didn't send him a formal thank you.
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Second Date Update: Just A Little Short
Yeah. You don't know, but you also made your rent, right? So that's good news.
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Second Date Update: Just A Little Short
I'm going to tell you, if a guy asked me to help pay his rent, I probably wouldn't call him back. But she didn't ask. She didn't ask.
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Just friendly. Just on a first-name basis, you know, Jeff.
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Second Date Update: Just A Little Short
Okay. When has anybody ever known?
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I get it. Cute and fun.
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Second Date Update: Just A Little Short
Okay. Can you give us something here to tell her?
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Wait, we're going to say that?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Just A Little Short
Okay. Any chance you sent her money? Just a guess.
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I guess we're all acting surprised now.
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How much? Wow. So wait, I have a question. Why did you send her money?
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Second Date Update: Just A Little Short
And when you're describing it, too, like, you're not shaming her. You're not making her feel bad.
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Yeah. Okay, but good luck with that. Like, bye. Maybe she was just telling you that so that... So that you could run her finances, yeah. Like before, how she already said she couldn't pay rent.
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Yeah, and that's really short on rent. Yeah.
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Second Date Update: Just A Little Short
It definitely doesn't feel like she's a scam artist or anything when we talk to her.
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Oh, is that how it works? I feel like it's pretty obvious.
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No, she didn't call for that, Jeff.
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What? Is that what you said, Carly? You're not working?
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Oh, that's what I wanted in the very beginning.
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That's what I asked her to do.
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Carly, I thought you were trying to be vulnerable with this guy.
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Carly, that is crazy.
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Second Date Update: Just A Little Short
Jeff, everyone chips in for birthday parties except for you. It's the same thing when we go to any group thing. And I have to say, Jeff, you have to pay.
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God, do not back this up. Carly, this is not good for you. I just don't even want rent. Go on like a sugar daddy site, not a normal dating site.
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I mean, can we just give Danielle? How much was that gift card worth? Can we reimburse her for the Jamba Juice?
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Yeah. Danielle, that was the most appropriate response ever.
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Second Date Update: Ex-Aversary
Do you know what we never heard is whether or not his ex was excited about the gift card she got.
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Second Date Update: Ex-Aversary
That is not what we're concentrating on here, Jeff.
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No one is doing this. No one is picking that up, Jeff.
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I just still can't believe he was baffled when she called him a lowlife and couldn't put it together.
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Hey, you found us. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning on our second date podcast. Not like it's that hard to find these days since we're charting on the top comedy charts every week on Spotify. You're welcome.
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Oh, you're the one that's doing it. That's how we're getting there.
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All right. Hey, thanks for being here. And don't forget, we do have 45 more minutes of this painful show. If you can endure it over on our main feed, just go to Brooke and Jeffrey for that one. But right now, let's get to what you came for. That's the second date.
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Wow. It doesn't make any sense still.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
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No, I was in my early 20s. But they make you take a picture and send it in every time you... Okay, I'm not going to go down this road again.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
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how's it going guys okay your date was a good surprise or you were the bad surprise yeah we want to tell us about this woman that you met where you met her i thought it was a good surprise well we matched online okay and what's her name danielle danielle okay so before we find out what she looks like what did her dating profile look like oh my gosh she was gorgeous oh
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Ex-Aversary
The right lighting? What, man? Oh, my God, I'm dead.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Ex-Aversary
Oh, so you were even doubting it before you met her.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Ex-Aversary
Yeah, malls. Oh, okay. That's very old school.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Ex-Aversary
Cool that you were there, but I want to know about the moment when you saw her for the first time in real life, because that's the whole thing, right? Yeah, it's all about the pictures. You were shocked. Why were you shocked?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Ex-Aversary
She gives you two lawyers, 800 numbers.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Ex-Aversary
Okay. Wow. Okay, so you were happily surprised. Like she looked better than her photos.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Ex-Aversary
That's not a joke, my friend. Wait, what? That is a serious fear unlocked.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Ex-Aversary
You got to call her Yogurt Girl.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Ex-Aversary
Oh. Wait, what did it say after low lives? Her name?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Ex-Aversary
I don't know if that's how you check.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Ex-Aversary
And here's the thing. You have to know before we call her. It's not going to be good if she's calling you a low life. Yeah, bro.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Ex-Aversary
Maybe it's something she misunderstood. I don't know.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Ex-Aversary
He said she was TV commercial pretty. That's right.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Ex-Aversary
Okay, that was just a joke he made, Jeffrey.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Ex-Aversary
See ya. You don't hear the term lowlife anymore. I also like the see ya.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Ex-Aversary
Did we hear, did you respond to her?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Ex-Aversary
You didn't, like, like it or anything? Thumbs up. That's the point. He emphasizes it.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Ex-Aversary
I don't know, because she's not going to want to talk to us because of that text.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Ex-Aversary
I'm a little nervous to talk to you, Danielle, to be honest.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Ex-Aversary
Yeah. I think that that's clear. I think he's just totally confused as to why. Yes.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Ex-Aversary
Those are your personal things? Yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Ex-Aversary
What? What? How did he go through your purse, your wallet? What do you mean?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Ex-Aversary
Oh, while you were waiting, you were like not in the, I mean, maybe lobby or something.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Ex-Aversary
Wait, now you're accusing him of stealing something from your bag?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Ex-Aversary
Oh, what? Was it loose or was it in your wallet?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Ex-Aversary
It's so weird to have such a specific thing be stolen. Like if he was going to steal from you, it'd be like, I don't know, a credit card or something. And why would he call us to get you on the phone?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Ex-Aversary
Well, that's now your chance to defend yourself. I need to hear this.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Ex-Aversary
Which, I mean, you need to tell him. Well, first of all, Kendrick, what were you doing in my purse?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Ex-Aversary
You were right. Kendrick, dude. You were wrong. What the hell, man? Why would you go through her wallet and steal from her? And then wonder why she's not.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Ex-Aversary
You don't understand. Oh, my God.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Ex-Aversary
Oh, okay. Your ex? How would the excuse be badder? I don't get how you got called a lowlife and you couldn't connect this.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Ex-Aversary
What? Why do you just buy your own damn Jamba Juice? Why do you got to steal it?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Ex-Aversary
So you, what? You stole the gift card?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Ex-Aversary
Hope you're doing well. Okay, I don't know that we asked for all of this.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Ex-Aversary
Yeah, you sound like a pickpocket or something.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Ex-Aversary
She is a perfect woman who belongs on a yogurt commercial on television. She relies on government officials.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Ex-Aversary
I don't like that he's memorizing the info on it.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
It's like a small portion of the second week. Yeah, Noah, now's your time to come in and act cool.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
That was some emotional maturity right there.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
She had her heart set on it.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
You know how that can feel.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
There you go. I want to go to open mic with you.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
Dude, that was sexy. That was hot.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
I like this girl.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
You did it. That was so hard for me.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
No, I never throw a guy under the table. I want to tell them how much they are light. Your voice gets any higher. Yeah. I think it's great.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
Oh, my God. I want an update from them. I mean, I'll be really cool about it, but I really want an update from them. Absolutely. You're like, I want an update or not.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
I thought they were so cute.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
Listen, I'm not listening to any of y'all, okay? I live by my own rules, and I am myself. I can't help it. I can't be anybody else, Jeff. It's just who I am.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
Just a better version of you. There is no cool or chill inside this body.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
Block. Block.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
Yeah, it doesn't sound like it right now, Jeff. Totally. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
All right, it's time for a brand new second date podcast. Thanks for being here with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And I'm just going to say one of our listeners today made a very bold request during the second date. And yes, I am still offended by it. Okay, okay, I am. But I did agree to it anyway.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
All right, you're going to hear it in just a second. But first, we got some great comments from our amazing listeners.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
I love that. Some day you'll get old, Skylar, and then you could just listen in the morning. That's the nice thing about podcasts.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
We wake up early. Yeah, we're early. I mean, you think it's just a podcast, but we also do a morning radio show. Yeah. We're here early, early.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
Because it's probably somebody's phone number.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
I don't think he's going to take you up on that offer. I'm just curious if he does different voices for each of us.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
There you go.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
All right, we're going to get to what you really came for, and that's a brand new second date. It's starting right now.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
That's so cool. Thank you.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
Oh, no.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
I mean, it is such a double-edged sword, right? You want to be part of the show, but then you don't.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
April. Okay. Strong start. You almost forgot it. I appreciate that.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
No, you're good. You're good, man.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
We had that moment, though.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
How did you strike up conversation with her?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
Oh, that's interesting. I mean, that's a cool thing. Like, you guys match up. Your vibes are similar, right?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
So, like, karaoke, right? Like, what is the other option?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
A baseball game? A baseball game? Because of the seventh inning stretch?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
It's just the connection between baseball and singing.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
I've never heard anyone make that connection. Like, do you go that hard with Take Me Out to the Ball Game that you consider it a performance?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
A baseball game is a great date. It's just, like, if she didn't know that's where she was going, did you tell her?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
Superstitious, like for your team?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
He even said it was a bad idea.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
Did you guys make it to the seventh inning stretch to finally get to the singing? That's a long time.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
Okay. Did you have any fun?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
So you just want to redo.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
Oh, someone listens to the show a lot. I'm going to stop you right there, sir. I do not listen to rules.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
Seriously. God, I wouldn't go out with him. Does that help you?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
God, that guy's the worst.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
I am not the one that ruins dates for people.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
That was not a scream.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
That is my disappointed voice.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
When it comes to chill, I am the chillest, okay? You don't want Brooke to make you sound cool. Don't ask that. I hype Alexis up all the time, and look how cool people think she is. I don't think people think I'm cool.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
This is April.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
Yeah, that seems like a little much, Jeffrey. Oh. There's more than one of you.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
I'd say hi, April, but I don't know if I'm allowed to. Just I don't know how not to be myself.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
Hey, sup, April? She said sup, April. Oh, God.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
Oh, my God. I'm sorry.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
Okay, well, just go to the podcast and you can get all of it together.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
No, it's problem solving, Alexis.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
Noah's cool. He's got a lot of options. And he's just like wondering why you're not calling him back.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
Wait, hold on. You guys just called me to tell me that Noah has other options?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
Yeah, he's just chill, you know. He doesn't really care one way or the other.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
Wait, I think it was all bad. No, the question is, when did you start thinking it was bad?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
Yeah, he knows. I mean, we made it clear that he messed that up.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
Yeah, did he attempt to help you understand the game?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame
I mean, not really.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
Girl, you're serving steins in a German bar. Like, I mean... I'm just saying, like, pot, kettle, like... Brooke, she probably makes more than I do here.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
Yeah, Brooke, shut your mouth.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
I think being a server is a great job, but she's expecting him to do all these big, great things. Multiple jobs. What are you doing to plan for your future?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
I just, like, I hate when people do that.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
Tell her you don't want to date.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
I think he sounds like a nice guy.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
But you did want it that night.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
Yeah, we're going to pretend. Brooke! We're imagining. Harper.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
Yeah. It does look bad. Gives her the ick, huh?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
Yeah, we got all the time in the world.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
He didn't have time to. No.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
Oh, sweetie. Oh, God. That hurt worse than everything that was said.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
Oh my God. Harsh. I mean, honestly, I think she just doesn't actually want a boyfriend.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
You know, like everybody's saying that she's like looking, she says she's looking for something, but she found it. Like what? She just wants to be wanted.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
I got my D&D club on Friday and Saturday night, so I can't hang out.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
But I make tons of money.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
Really hard to get. Can we not define all women based on her? I mean, just. Too late.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
Jackson, defend yourself.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
Before we get into today's brand new second date update, we just got to read some of the amazing comments that our listeners are leaving. Novalio wrote, I just looked at the merch and it's so pretty. They said, I just bought it and cannot wait to wear it. I love the design and I'm currently in my hoodie era. All right. Okay. So thank you so much. Sorry for letting you spend all your money.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
But remember, 100% of proceeds are going to a great cause. That is the LA Wildfire Relief Foundation. Thanks to, of course, Convoy of Hope, a great, great organization. We don't get a penny from this. No. Nothing.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
Alexis is a little drunk this morning.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
And Rosetta wrote, whoa, the merch is truly gorgeous. Tons of really cute emojis. I got to get myself some more money to buy it. Save up. All right. It will be offered only for a limited time. And remember, you can get it. Just use the link in the show notes. And all right, let's get to your brand new second date.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
That's crazy. That's a huge jump.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
It's like the pandemic like super. Yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
Oh. Okay. At least you get to pick his, you know. I think I could make him a really good one. I mean, to be honest.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
Dude, you're in the minority now. IRL.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
Hey, Jordy. So where'd you meet this woman?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
It's an Italian game, playing at a German bar, but whatever. Yeah, whatever.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
I'm sure that's happened to you, and you just don't.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
Can I ask real quick, was there an indication that she was interested in you? Because cute waitresses get hit on all the time.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
Harper, you're so smiley. I mean, Harper is a hot name.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
Good response. I like that. I'm already using that.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
Dude, if we dial this in, it's our loser line. Oh. We are on the loser line? That'd be awesome.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
Don't want to be elitist by being able to say quiche.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
Especially if you can be self-deprecating about it. You know what I mean? Like, it could almost even turn into, like, your inside joke together. Yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
Are you sure you didn't read that wrong, too?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
Like where, I don't know, maybe work got crazy or there's a family emergency or something.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
I mean, Jeffrey's not online.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
We only like the online ones.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
How did he say it? Kiki somehow?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
I like that Quickie Loran.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
Yeah, she's the one that said she wanted to.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
I don't even know how you mispronounce du jour. Yeah, how do you... You have a food so much you can't mispronounce it, Brooke.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
Oh, my God. I bet she's saying no 50 times a day. Like every other table. It's so annoying. But that's why you're so special is that she said yes to you and you guys had a great date. And she went out and she said she liked it.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
Hopefully she thinks that already. You know what? In the five minutes we've spent with you, totally will vouch for you.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
Hi, good morning. Hi, Harper.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
She's very confused. You just don't want to come in too hot, Jeff.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
You remember Jordy? Oh, okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
Is it just something where the schedules aren't aligning?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
What? Too much effort. What do you mean?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
Like he's what you were looking for.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
Maybe he is. Like in my mind, you're a waitress. So he's probably just trying to give you options because it's probably hard to align schedules. Like he probably figures you work on the weekends.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
I don't know that it does make sense to me. He's not a loser. Like, you liked him. You liked everything about him. You said that he checked all your boxes, basically.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
What would you want his response to be? When you say, hey, I can't wait to see you again, what should he have written back to you?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
That feels kind of like a game.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
He was so busy. It's like we had to call him so many times to be able to do this.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
I mean, that's what Jordy wanted. He wanted to know. He did want honesty.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
I'm sorry. My perfect guy shouldn't have all the time in the world for me.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Brunette Has A Nice Ring To It
Promise rings? A hoodie is different than a promise ring. Oh, my God.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Brunette Has A Nice Ring To It
All right, hold on.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Brunette Has A Nice Ring To It
Ooh, okay, I like this game.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Brunette Has A Nice Ring To It
That's my motto.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Brunette Has A Nice Ring To It
Men love that.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
I agree. I thought this would be like Alexis going out with Cristiano Ronaldo and just not realizing he plays soccer and is like, you're not my type. Oh, yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
I still have my shirt off, by the way.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
You guys don't hide it very well.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
It's that easy, gentlemen, to get her obsessed with you. Buy our merch.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
Yeah, that's important. Because I had someone go, oh, I don't want a hoodie. And I go, no, no, no.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
We got t-shirts for summer. Are you not listening to us?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
What was Eric eating? Does that withdraw you to him?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
God, look at that guy's chicken.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
Did you kiss him or did he kiss you or anything like romantic happen?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
But you felt the vibe.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
Just close your ears when you tell us so you don't hear it.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
Well, some guys love that and some guys don't. It's a personality thing.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
I keep forgetting he may not even know about the OnlyFans.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
Yeah, but it feels like we're all on the same page.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
Or do we lie and say, that's not her?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
If he already knows.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
You have to tell him.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
I don't know how that even happens. How do you stop drinking? That was a personal comment.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: V-Day Pass Out
I was too. You seemed so, like, nice. That's how good cheaters are, Brooke. I know.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: V-Day Pass Out
You think he went home and was honest with his girlfriend suddenly? I doubt it, Jeff.
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Missed opportunity. You can still do it, Jeff. I got faith in you. Do not admire to be this dude.
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You think of nothing but people who are being ghosted. Yep, that's right. That's right. That's why we're going to do a very special Valentine's Day edition of your Second Date Update. It's quite a treat. We love you. Thank you so much for being here. Please comment, subscribe, and just sit back and enjoy the show.
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Oh, that's good. That's good. You're not lying on a top bunk of a frat house. Can you bring a girl back to your frat?
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Whatever anti-game, that's him. Yeah.
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Sorry. A little far. Sorry. You brought it up.
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Right. Because you could totally lose momentum if you wait too long. You got to strike while it's hot.
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Oh, yeah. Well, as you start to book things and everything's sold out.
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It's just us, ladies. Yeah. And a whole room full of other people. Man, did you call the right show for that to blow up in your face?
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Sorry. Sorry. We're just making fun of Jeffrey for his past. Not you, man. Not you.
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Oh, yeah. Got to stay on theme. Okay. That makes sense. Sounds good.
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You will follow it up with a cake to wash it down.
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Oh, wait, what does that mean?
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You are not diabetic. No, I'm just saying.
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The girl's left quick like an animal. Dude, that's scary. That's so scary. I'd be so scared on a date with someone, too, and you don't know what's happening.
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Well, she doesn't even know you're diabetic. Yeah, I'd be so scared.
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I'm just going to go hot tip. If you're having a seizure, you usually can't write at the same time.
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Oh, my God. What a first date experience.
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Okay. I mean, obviously, not like your fault, out of your control, but also really traumatizing for her too, you know?
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I think she would have more empathy than that. That would be terrible. You could drink plenty of other things.
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Okay, Jeff, get over the night in the frat house.
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No, honestly, if this girl isn't calling you back because it freaked her out, that is somewhat understandable. But once I feel like she talks to you, she's really going to understand the situation and just have a lot of empathy for you. I can't imagine her not giving you another chance.
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That is not adding up. Who knows? Who knows? Maybe it's not the hospital or the diabetes. Maybe you had bad breath and you didn't realize it. You know what I mean?
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Thanks for asking, Jen. Usually people aren't that polite. We're very well.
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It was. Oh, good point, Jen.
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Oh, my God. Ten guesses. He's just going to tell you right now.
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Hey. Very memorable night.
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Dude, it sounds like that night was crazy. Yeah.
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Wait, really? Are you saying that he's in a relationship, you think?
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Maybe there was another Reese having a different diabetic. No, or it's like a job application where my past boss is really my best friend.
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Yeah. Well, I think that this is something he actually needs to hear.
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Are you serious? Dude, why are you not coming in and saying, I'm sorry, there's a misunderstanding?
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Are you in a relationship?
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You just said you broke up with your ex and you were heartbroken and you're finally back in the dating pool. Yes.
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Jen, I kind of feel like his girlfriend might know, though.
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That was sarcasm, Jeff. Dude, Reese, why don't you just break up with your girlfriend? I don't understand this.
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Somebody would have called an ambulance. Okay. So are you worried that your girlfriend's going to hear this, or does she know?
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I mean, now you need to maybe tell him what are your hobbies and interests because he has no idea.
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Oh, no, she's from France.
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You could have saved so much time and headache in your life if you would have just gone out a year and a half ago. Yeah, you guys could have.
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Oh, see, that's what you need to turn it around. Come on, Dustin.
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I'm always like, touch emoji. I'm hoping after this, he doesn't have any more matches. Like, this is it.
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God, that is so... That's my worst nightmare. I mean, it would be a turn-off, obviously.
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I mean, sometimes it's all about timing. Maybe 18 months ago, he would have thought, oh, I just got on the dating apps. It's going to be awesome. And then now he's two years in. He's like, wait, it's not.
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How dare you even bring that up, Jeffrey?
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Why would you even put that in his head if he's listening?
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Just delete their number. That's even easier.
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Hey, before we get to your brand new second date update today, it's Brooke and Jeffrey, and you did find the second date update podcast. We got to go back because we asked y'all on Wednesday for the weirdest, most ridiculous question you've ever been asked on a first date, and I love some of the responses. Yes.
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I mean, isn't it obvious that it's a pinky?
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Maybe we'll do that again next week. Thanks, Matthew. Oh, great. Now we're going to be a bunch of creepy guys.
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Basically, we just normalized your weird question. Yeah, let us know your favorite toe, everybody. All right. We're all weird. It's time to start your Friday with a brand new second date update. And this one definitely has a new method for dating that hopefully can eliminate all the swiping and the endless chat. So we'll see if it works. It starts right now.
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No, Jeff. Yes. No, ultimatums are not ever good.
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Stick to your wife. Like, what is happening? That's the ultimatum.
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Hey! You sound like such a nice guy for being such a badass ultimatum maker.
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Okay. I mean, I can see how that could happen.
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What is right away to you? What does that mean?
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That's actually kind of a rule of thumb. I kind of like that rule. Like it's respecting everybody's time.
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Okay. Okay, and did you turn it into an in-person date pretty quickly?
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And how was it in person?
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Yes, obviously. That's the only part I want to know. I'm sorry, I want to know the boring part.
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Like, wait. Say it again. Hold on. No, do you mean, like, she colored her hair a different color?
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That was the crazy part.
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Okay. What happened?
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Huh. Weird. She didn't want to talk about it? No, it feels like she either lied on her bio or you're talking to a different person than what you're thinking.
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She was a collegiate athlete. She's more athletic than you, Jeff.
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Sometimes there's just easier props to put on there. And I will say, there is a phenomenon right now that if you aren't a die-hard fan of something, you're not allowed to say that you like it.
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Which is a long time when you're moving so quick, you know? You had a pacing going and it's dead.
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No ultimatums, Jeff.
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Not bad, though. Just different. Yeah.
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That's a really good point, Jeff.
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God, I really want this to work out for you, Dustin. Just because you have put in the time and the effort and you seem like a good guy.
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Jeff, you don't have to tell everybody everything.
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I am. I am. I think this is going to be a simple miscommunication or something, you know?
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Yeah. I mean, I guess she said, I mean, he said six days. So maybe that's not blowing someone off to you. Maybe that's not enough time.
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Oh, my gosh. I forgot about that one, huh? Oh, my gosh.
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You should text him and go out with him again.
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Oh, yeah. He said that you made a joke, that you were joking because you had just been chatting with him. It wasn't a joke. It really was a long time. Oh, my God. I'm confused. So you hadn't talked to Dustin in a year and a half on an app at all is what you're saying.
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He said that? Yeah. But he added that you were super cute. It's not like it was a disappointment. I think that's important to know.
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Tell her. Jeff, tell her. She doesn't know how to tell him, and now she doesn't even have to.
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But listen, he was never going to tell her that it was the ex's scent.
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I mean, so technically we set them up for this. You know what I mean, Carly? Like you got to give them a little bit of grace.
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Why do I feel like I shouldn't have heard that question?
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Let's hope you change the scent. Let's hope. Again, that's our fault. We're piling on. Yes. Okay?
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Oh, wait. I don't think men with women's perfume is real hot.
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Okay. All fair in love and sense.
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Yeah, you need to ask a different set.
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I think we did a good job. Yeah, I'm thrilled for you. We really backed Ethan here on this one.
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So that's actually a big win for everybody. Can't come back from that one.
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You don't say that part out loud, man. You buy the perfume and then you just leave it there. And I understand he didn't know that she was on the phone, but even to us. Let's just keep it to ourselves. Yeah.
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I will say, I bet he would have told her. Just because in the 60 seconds we talked to him, he let it out.
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Okay, we hear you. Hey, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. You found the second date, and we've got a brand new one for you in just a second. But first, we need to address something. We have made BevanWeber4471 very jealous.
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Let's be honest. The only reason any guy ever knows the smell of a perfume is because of some woman he dated at some point.
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Because, of course, the podcast is everywhere. It's on Spotify. It's on Apple Podcasts. It's on iHeartRadio. And it's also on YouTube.
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And Bevan wrote, it looks like the Spotify viewers are more important than the YouTube viewers.
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Because we don't as often read our YouTube comments. Yeah. Out loud. We read them, though, every day, like on YouTube. I would like to say that you are all like my children, and I love you just the same. Differently, but just the same.
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All right. Hey, thank you. Wherever you're listening, please like, subscribe, and share. It is so, so wonderful to see. We really, truly appreciate it. Totally. And Bevan, hey, shout out to you. All right? Yeah. Let's get this second date started.
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Oh, he loves them. Are you kidding me?
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Oh, man. When he pulls out that Michael Jordan rookie card. Oh, my gosh. If only it wasn't rated a three. Oh, it's only a three?
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Actually, I think it's a one because he wrote his initials on it when he was seven years old. No, that's the worst rating you've ever received.
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Because it doesn't matter. I mean, I can bend those edges as much as... You're raising the value at that point.
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Oh, she liked it. It's a good collection.
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Okay. And was whatever he collects part of his profile?
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Oh, it wasn't listed. Okay.
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Okay. This is like a nice little surprise for you. You don't say it with a smile on your face. Yeah. That nope.
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Burnt grilled cheese. That's really cute.
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Well, I mean, it's a cute line and it's an easy way to then transition to let me cook you something mid.
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So wait, though, because it's like fast food. Was that cool with you, or was that a disappointment?
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I think people being polite is probably pretty well received.
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You're a bad boy, though, Jeff. He actually does that to me when I'm kind of in the studio, honestly. Like, learn to open the door for someone.
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Okay, so this is all sounding great. Was there something, like you said, the collection thing, when did that come into play?
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Rubber duck?
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That's the item that he collects. Is he a Jeep owner? So he's one of those people who puts them on. Oh, that's a great idea. And rubber ducks are huge right now. There is every type of rubber duck ever. Really? Yeah.
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Which makes it less weird?
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Was that a joke?
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Okay, that's a good joke. If he's serious, I'm almost going to test him. Everyone's trying not to judge. Don't make fun of him.
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Okay, okay.
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We totally support it. That's really funny.
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But the rubber ducks were real?
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Oh, okay. So why is this a big part of the date? Like, he mentioned it.
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I am obviously biased, but I think snorting is quite endearing. I like it too, but I'm also a weird laugh.
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Was it a good kiss? You know, people have weird things. I thought so. I have a guy friend who won't date women depending on their thumb size. And, like, he thinks thumbs are really weird. They, like, creep him out for some reason.
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I'm just saying that some people have weird it. Don't call it weird. It's normal thumbs.
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Well, and if it's that, then he's not the guy for you.
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Anything's possible.
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Oh! Don't say it like that. She's adorable.
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I mean, if you're on this show, I think most people would say that that's the case.
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You're supposed to hype our listeners up. Carly, you're amazing, and you deserve a second date.
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Also, we don't know
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Hi, Ethan. Hey, good morning. There's a bunch of us here.
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I love when people ask that. It's just such a natural transition.
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No, I mean, honestly, from your response, it sounds like maybe you were planning on calling Carly back and going out with her again.
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Oh, good. Okay. That is so cute to hear. So you really liked her?
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That's cute. She was actually worried about that.
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You bought her perfume?
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That's cute. Like a travel size or full size bottle?
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I mean, it could be worse. He could have bought it because it's what his mom smells like. Oh, that does help.
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My mind did not even go there.
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Okay. Okay. Maybe, maybe there could be a different scent though for Carly. You know, like. Yes. Like my guy, my husband is a scent guy. He loves scents. Like you just maybe need to explore a different scent.
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Dude, that is disturbing. You do not want people to see.
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Yeah, but maybe you're a more powerful woman and he'll start associating it with you instead of her. Don't the scents on your body have different effects too? Yeah, that's true.
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I love you, Georgina. That is amazing.
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We can take it that way. I love it, Jeff. Sure.
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Randall, this is a real one. Georgina is a real one. Please don't pass up this chance.
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Dude, seriously, thank God for Georgina. It was so stressful. I've got to save this guy. I've got to save this guy.
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Dude, I have never been more thankful for one of our listeners.
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I mean, by him, I'm sure he's going to fall in love with her. There's no question on that. But, I mean, the whole thing is hopefully she saves him from getting scammed out of tons of money.
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Yeah, nasally. Thank you, Jeff.
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Randall, if you're listening, please DM Alexis instead.
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Hey, you're here. You found the Second Date Podcast, and we love that. Thank you so much. So happy you're here. You know what? If you want us to invade more of your life, we're on YouTube. Yeah, we are. We got that with Brooke and Jeffrey. Text in your address. I can show up. Jose will come to your house and give you hugs.
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And also, there's 45 more minutes of this dumb content that apparently you like, which we're really grateful for. You can go over the main feed for the full show, Brooke and Jeffrey. But right now, let's get into this relationship stuff.
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The heart. The heart.
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Why do I feel like it's a euphemism every time you say it, Jeff? It is not.
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I don't know when you're being serious or not.
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He's doing it right now.
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Why did you say was? Isn't it still?
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Oh, my God. Were you so nervous?
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Yeah, what was it like when you land and you finally get to see each other in person?
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Oh, buddy. Oh, man. Oh, man. I think that that is like the cruelest thing that's going on right now. And I hear it happen to so many people, actually.
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Online or in person? Where did we meet?
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How? They could be real, but are they employed by someone else? Yeah, they're all real.
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Now I understand Jeff's intro. Oh, I'm real nervous.
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Okay. So you went on a date with Georgina, but you're in love with a woman from the Philippines.
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Alan, you're a lover. You're a true romantic over here. You may fall in love with everyone you see, and that's okay.
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Usually people fall off nothing too deep with, like, favorite movie.
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Oh, okay. So if Georgina wants to pursue a relationship with you, then you're going to just totally leave the Filipino girl. But is she not texting you back or why do you need us? Yeah.
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Oh, we can jump in before things go wrong. No, before she doesn't text back. It's preventative care.
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But we shouldn't push if she says no because that's the universe, right?
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I'm just trying to figure out how to get your heart back. I'm trying to act like the universe, and I feel like the universe just goes with the flow, Jeff.
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No way. You're not even better yet, brother. Hold on, hold on. You went on one date last night with Georgina, right? Isn't her name Georgina?
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And Georgina is going to decide whether or not you propose to a woman in the Philippines. Oh, my God.
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And also don't tell Georgina maybe about the backup plan. He's really an all or nothing type of guy, Alexis, and very honest.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Philippines or Bust
Yeah, but don't you think we should?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Philippines or Bust
You're not a star. You're like the moon of Uranus. I know it.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Philippines or Bust
You're a black hole right now.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Philippines or Bust
Because we heard last night you went on a really great date.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Philippines or Bust
Would you say it was great? She took that word out. I know. That's what I'm trying to have here.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Philippines or Bust
This all fits his character. Yeah, so you were feeling really good.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Philippines or Bust
Okay, that's good. That must make you feel great.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Philippines or Bust
Oh, my God. I bet your heart just sunk.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Philippines or Bust
You didn't wish him luck on his proposal. That's rude.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Philippines or Bust
Okay. So, I mean, like, up until that very last sentence, you were planning on seeing him again?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Philippines or Bust
Oh, that's our answer.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Philippines or Bust
That's our answer. Can we ignore the last sentence? Can we just forget that happened? Yeah, it doesn't even matter.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Philippines or Bust
Not invisible, maybe a man.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Philippines or Bust
Jeffrey, Randall, he is a hopeful, truly a heartfelt guy, and he's just getting taken advantage of, and that is, like, so sad.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Philippines or Bust
That he's giving money to a woman in the Philippines that probably doesn't exist?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Philippines or Bust
Georgina. Are you kidding me?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Philippines or Bust
me i can hear you you need to say something romantic to georgina tell her why you tried this why you finally went out on a limb and risk that's because his friend made him so don't okay georgina in all honesty before our date i was wholeheartedly in love with the young lady from the philippines but after meeting you there's just something about you i thought we had a connection
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
He was just trying something new. Dating's hard these days. And he liked you and he didn't know how to keep it going. And it wasn't the smartest move. I think he is finally understanding that.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
Oh, okay. I can totally do online dating. I would just never do marriage after I did it. Exactly. Because I would have never dated anybody long enough.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
Come on Jenna don't hate the player hate the game. Let's go one more day Yeah, we're the game I'll go on the date
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
This hurt my brain. I don't feel like it anymore.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
Yeah. No. I mean, we literally just we added more drama.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
And there was no need for it.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
Yeah. You know what I mean? That's right, Jose. Be yourself. Yeah. If you're a nice dude, be a nice dude.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
Dude, but I really don't want to get an update from them that on the third date, she decided there was no romantic connection.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
I thought you meant, okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
Every time I hear about my dad, it's, oh, he's a killer. He's just straight evil.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
Yeah, there's too many choices for people. Yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
I go to the cereal aisle and it feels overwhelming with what one I should choose.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
Hey, Evan. I'm sorry, man. He sounds like you're going through it with this online dating stuff.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
That's a lot. That's a lot for some. Is there one in particular that you really like, or are we just going to call 10 girls? Yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
Nothing bad happened. I mean, is that your bar? Like, you had a good enough date that nothing bad happened, so that's why you want to call her? Mm-hmm.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
Wait, so you're not calling us because someone's not calling you back or isn't interested?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
Thanks for being on the Second Date Podcast. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And man, today's second date is brand new. It's about this guy who has a new plan to stop being friend-zoned.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
Huh? Wait, so why? Why would we be calling her just to tell her that?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
That's going to make her mourning.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
You're getting friend-zoned is what it sounds like.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
That's the problem I mean you do know this could backfire right?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
Can you tell us anything about Jenna that would make you feel like this is going to work on her? Like, what does she like? What'd you do?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
We'll just say that. It was interesting. We tried. We tried for him.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
Here's my thing. Like, we tell her this statement, and then what, Jeff? Like, we tell her, hey, so-and-so isn't into you. Yeah, how do we follow up that conversation?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
We're going to find out if we are successful or not here in just a second. But first, some comments from our lovely, lovely listeners.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
Okay, so we won't do a lot of the talking.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
Okay, like the bad boy Evan is. Oh. who's not interested but had time to call the radio, wait on hold, wind around, and sit and listen. Alexis, okay. No, he's not going to say hello. He's going to say sup.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
For entertainment purposes, I'm in.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
Yeah, because it's not an idea any of us have ever had.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
I think you could have used the quote about, like, how someone who does the same thing over and over again but expects a different result is the definition of insanity. True.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
Hey, Jenna. Good morning.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
We're kind of surprised we're calling you, too, for this segment because it doesn't actually fit. Yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
That's how we care. Cling to your relationships right now because you could be in the same boat as our listener. Let's get it started. It's our second date update.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
He doesn't not like you. He just doesn't like you.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
He's got a lot of plaque in the arteries.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
Nobody does that anymore. Did he write a note and circle yes or no? Do you like me?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
Makes him feel like he wants it more. Yeah. You know, I'm just going to say that.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
Uh-oh, what is it going to be?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
Evan, what are you doing, dude?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
I don't even understand where he's trying to go here.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
I thought you just said you were attracted to her because there was no romantic connection for you.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
Your message, I think, is getting a little lost.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
The thing that switches is you telling her that there's no romantic connection and that you weren't sure if you liked her or not. That's the switch. You can turn that back. You can be honest about where you stand.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
Every time I hear about my dad, it's, oh, he's a killer. He's just straight evil.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
Now we're going to tell her how she's going to feel on a future date.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn
I mean, you have nothing else to lose at this point, Evan. Why don't you just tell her the truth?
The Ramsey Show
The Key to Financial Success: Slow and Steady
I am calling. Me and my husband are on baby step two, and I'm having a conflict with the principles that you guys teach, I think, where it's either the order or I'm trying to get rid of a stupid car. And we have kind of like a... substantial amount of money to us that's about to come, and I really want to make sure that I apply it to the situation the best way that I possibly can.
The Ramsey Show
The Key to Financial Success: Slow and Steady
So we have about $18,000 total. And then do you want me to break all of it down?
The Ramsey Show
The Key to Financial Success: Slow and Steady
Okay, so we have a credit card that has $178 balance left, which I've been, that's my current project. And then we have a care credit account that has two payments of $111 left on it. We have a dental loan situation that's $1,948 left. We have a Discover card at $730. And then our biggest loan is a debt consolidation loan, which the stupid car is the collateral on, which is $15,535.
The Ramsey Show
The Key to Financial Success: Slow and Steady
It's actually money that we had. It was uninvested. sitting in an account for the past year and a half that we kind of forgot existed.
The Ramsey Show
The Key to Financial Success: Slow and Steady
That seems obvious to me, but the thing that catches me is that that $15,535 loan, the car that's tied up into it is worth about $10,000. And then we also, we have one 19-month-old, and then next month we are having our son. And we have two cars. We have the one that's tied up in this, which is stupid. It's a Mustang convertible. And then we have a smart car.
The Ramsey Show
The Key to Financial Success: Slow and Steady
And both of these cars are uniquely stupid to have two car seats in to the point where it's almost unsafe to drive.
The Ramsey Show
The Key to Financial Success: Slow and Steady
Actually, no. I got a really cool job, and so I thought I could get a really cool car.
The Ramsey Show
The Key to Financial Success: Slow and Steady
Yeah, and the job wasn't that great. Mm-hmm.
The Ramsey Show
The Key to Financial Success: Slow and Steady
Yes. And this money seems to be, like, the exact right amount. And I've been praying about it. Like, what do I do? Oh, I see.
The Ramsey Show
The Key to Financial Success: Slow and Steady
Right. If I take that money and if I can sell the car, then I can get out of that. And that's also, like, that payment is more than our house payment. It's, like, $556 a month. And we only pay, like, $500 a month on our house.
The Ramsey Show
The Key to Financial Success: Slow and Steady
So it would also eliminate our biggest expenses.
The Ramsey Show
The Key to Financial Success: Slow and Steady
Um, so last year we made like $32,000, but my husband just had a job loss last year, which is why that was so low. And he just started a new career. So I'm not entirely sure what to expect.