Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
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Chapter 3: What is 'Obscura, Invasion of the Drones' about?
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All right, we're here. It's a second date update. Thank you so much for finding us, whether you got here because you saw a viral TikTok or maybe you saw something on Facebook or maybe you just like to punish yourself. Yeah. With our segment. We appreciate it. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And you have been asking for it, and we are finally delivering. Yeah.
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Chapter 5: What is the Second Date Update and how does it support a cause?
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Second Date Update.
She's back. Oh, who's back? Return callers of the Second Date Update. That's fun. Laura, you may remember her. She was the avid gym goer who roasted her date when she found out he tried to use a coupon at Nobu.
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Chapter 6: Who is Laura and what happened on her date with Troy?
Oh, yeah.
Because he claimed he didn't know that sushi could be that expensive. Wow, you came back, Laura.
The whole thing about Laura is she's got high-end taste, and I'm guessing that she is totally worth it. But those types of ladies can be a little bit hard to please, and now there's another guy who's ghosting her, probably because he's so intimidated by you, Laura. That's what I would guess. But welcome back to our show. It's nice to have you on.
Thank you.
I love that you have high-end taste, but free when it comes to any sort of dating advice. Yeah. She knows where to find good value. Yeah. That speaks a lot about you, Laura. So apparently this is a new guy that you want us to call today, right? What's his name?
His name's Troy.
Troy. Troy. You said it with a big sigh. What's going on with Troy?
Okay, so I met this guy, Troy. I was kind of like on the down low for a little while, and I was like, all right, I'm going to try this again.
Okay, so you took some time off of dating after having to recover from your experience with us.
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Chapter 7: What led to Troy's injury during the date?
Okay. Good for you for deciding to get back out there. You meet Troy online on an app?
Yeah. And I like his profile because it shows him being, like, super active. He's, like, into swimming and other activities, hiking and things like that, and that's really important for me.
And he just has, like, a big fan of $100 bills in his hand, just, like, wafting himself with it?
No, it's just, like, the activity stuff and, you know, his body.
His body. Yeah, sure. Wait, that was the only thing that Alexis just perked up to.
Yeah, you're right. I should have thought about the swimming photo. Obviously, there's the body.
Okay. Oh, yeah. Hot body active Troy. Only thing that matters. All right. So did you initiate conversation with him?
It was like a mutual thing. We just kind of had good conversation and talked about working out. Nice. So I found this thing online and it was the most incredible view and the perfect selfie spot.
Okay. Okay. So you're picking your hiking based on the quality of picture you're going to get from it.
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Chapter 8: Why might Troy be ghosting Laura after their hiking date?
Oh, nice. That sounds good. It sounds like you're both into it. So how did it end then?
Okay, so this is the fun part. On the way down, Troy slips, falls down, and sprains his ankle.
Probably saw like a cool chipmunk and he like didn't know where to step. I'm sure that's it. That's terrible.
So basically he can't walk down the mountain and he's obviously too heavy for me to carry him back down the mountain. So I didn't know what to do. I kind of had a little meltdown and I was like, all right, let me see if my phone actually has service and I can call somebody to get help.
Is there no one else on the trail?
No, no, it was super quiet.
Oh, okay. Okay. Were you able to reach someone?
You're going to call in park rangers or what?
I tried reaching out to a lot of people, like friends, emergency services. I mean, basically anyone who could like help get him down the mountain.
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