Jeffrey

Yes, special day.

I knew I should have come in late.

Wow, what a compliment.

Thank you.

But yeah, if you've ever given a five star rating out of pure fear, then you're going to know exactly where I'm coming from.

When's the bathing suit only edition?

I have to hit enter.

Send.

McDonald's is ditching something that they've had in their restaurants for the past 85 years.

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

What's your favorite part of McDonald's besides the fries and the broken ice cream machines?

That they contribute to themselves.

You gotta learn how to puke and rally at a young age.

For me, I liked making swamp water sodas.

Where you combine all the drink flavors at the soda fountain.

We'll probably have to bleep that from the show even.

Now we'll call it nothing because it won't be possible anymore.

McDonald's just announced they're ending the era of self-serve soda stations nationwide.

They say they're doing it to, quote, reduce labor and maintenance and adapt to modern consumer habits, a.k.a.

they don't trust the customers anymore.