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Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Eyes Closed Mouth Open

Wed, 02 Apr 2025

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There’s one moment in every date where you can end on a high note, or push your luck and risk it all. One of our listeners says he definitely made the wrong choice on his date and now he’s on the line looking for help in an all new Second Date Update! Get your 2nd Date Update Merch For A Cause HERE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Chapter 1: What is the Second Date Update about?

162.992 - 179.226 Brooke

Hey, it's the Second Date Podcast and we got a brand new one for you today with Brooke and Jeffrey. Of course, we are the home of the Second Date Update. And I just got to say that the end of today's date may be the most shocking thing we've ever heard. Really? I don't know. It's just like, I don't know who I'm more upset for, her or him.

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179.286 - 180.286 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Yeah, I'm messy.

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180.307 - 201.366 Brooke

Or both of them. Yeah. So definitely stay till the end because it will reward you. I will too, Brooke. We got a great message on our Instagram, actually, from Leah. She DM'd us and said, hey, I found your show on TikTok a few months back and started listening to the Second Date updates. Went through every single one I could find online. What? Yes.

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201.706 - 219.538 Brooke

And didn't think it could get better, but the new episodes with the friendly vibe and the four of you is so nice to listen to. Yes! So, hey, thanks for being here and sticking with us through it all. So, listen, we love it when you like, subscribe, and don't forget we got that Second Date merch for sale. It's only for a limited time, so do not live in regret.

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220.039 - 223.904 Brooke

Click the link in the show notes and order now. Now let's get your Second Date started.

224.846 - 226.047 Ed Helms

Second Date Update.

227.518 - 233.16 Jeffrey

Here's a dilemma you might face in the dating world. Let's say you have a hot date scheduled.

233.18 - 233.68 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Okay.

233.78 - 253.428 Jeffrey

But the day of, you are just out of it. Whether you're sick or you're jet lagged or just depressed because of what happened on Love Island earlier. Whatever it is, you know you're not in the best shape. Do you cancel? You reschedule? Do you ask a friend to sub in that night for you?

Chapter 2: What was Lawrence's dilemma before his date?

259.892 - 277.621 Jeffrey

but i bring it up because one of our listeners knew he wasn't in peak form for date night and now he needs our help his name is lawrence so lawrence welcome to the show hey thanks for having me yeah all right zero to 100 where are you at right now Oh, I'm like a 20. I don't know, 19.

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278.261 - 280.002 Brooke

Oh, you're still on. Oh, wow.

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280.042 - 287.947 Jeffrey

Wow. Most people don't. Brooke doesn't normally ask people to rate themselves on attractiveness on a scale of 1 to 100. It wasn't attractiveness. You know, Brooke wants to know.

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288.288 - 290.369 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

It was like how he was feeling, Jeff.

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290.409 - 290.689 Jeffrey

Oh, okay.

290.709 - 294.752 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Okay, before we move on, a scale of 1 to 10,000. Yeah. I'm just kidding.

294.852 - 302.317 Jeffrey

All right, enough with the rating scales. Tell us, you said in your email that you knew you weren't in the best form the night of your day. Why did you say that?

303.032 - 309.953 Lawrence

So the day before, I had gotten back from this bachelor party in Vegas, and it was crazy. Oh, no.

310.153 - 312.594 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

You were hung over. I feel way less bad now.

Chapter 3: How did Lawrence's date with April go?

334.746 - 343.517 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

This is like when you have a Pilates class the morning after a night out. You're like, I'm going to make it. There's more at stake when it comes to a date. Those classes are expensive to cancel.

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343.697 - 361.41 Jeffrey

But at the same time, if you feel like this is my one chance to actually go out with this really cool person, you're not going to skip or pass on it. You're going to do whatever it takes. So I get why you would go out with her. But the Vegas thing from the night before, you were sleep deprived. That's what you were trying to tell us. On top of all over.

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362.11 - 371.318 Lawrence

It took forever to get a ride home from the airport. When I finally get home, I ended up staying up, editing my fantasy baseball lineup, which was not a good choice.

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371.338 - 374.821 Jeffrey

Hey, dude, you know, I just had one too, so I don't blame him at all, guys.

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374.961 - 376.583 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

It takes an hour to edit your lineup.

376.623 - 386.171 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

The sympathy I had is gone now. Jeff set it up like you were going to get really sick or something out of your control happening. I know, I got food poisoning. You stayed up all night doing that?

386.871 - 409.551 Lawrence

maybe he was sick on top of all of this look i came in last place last year that can't happen again okay the girls you can understand this is so dumb and then i finally get to sleep and my dog woke me up in the middle of the night for no reason okay tell us what did you do with april what was your date idea I ended up taking her to a bowling alley.

409.912 - 416.035 Lawrence

I did it on purpose because it was noisy, and, you know, I wanted to get some of my energy up, and I took some of the focus off of me.

416.156 - 418.217 Jeffrey

Okay. Wouldn't that suck?

Chapter 4: Why didn't April respond to Lawrence?

475.316 - 478.98 Lawrence

And my mouth said yes, but my body was like, hell no.

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479.4 - 481.261 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Oh. Oh, she could just tell.

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481.301 - 488.505 Jeffrey

Yeah, my mouth does stuff that my brain never agrees to all the time, so I see where you're coming from. I know, but, you know, it's life.

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488.945 - 489.325 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Okay.

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489.365 - 492.627 Jeffrey

So now you're going out for another drink, even though you don't really feel up for it?

492.827 - 501.372 Lawrence

Or did you go home? No, we went out for another drink. We went to this cute little bourbon bar that she's been dying to go to, and we had a couple more drinks.

501.832 - 507.195 Brooke

Is this a moment of regret? Like, things had gone well. You should have just chopped it up to a victory. Yeah.

507.635 - 514.647 Lawrence

Yeah, that would have been smart. I just wanted to do anything that she suggested because she was so cute. Yeah.

515.7 - 518.181 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Did she know you were at a bachelor party the night before?

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