Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
Mon, 24 Mar 2025
One of our listeners had not one but TWO opportunities to be a “Knight In Shining Armor” for his date… so why is she ignoring him after his heroism? We’ll try to find out in your Second Date Update! Get your 2nd Date Update Merch For A Cause HERE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Chapter 1: What is the Tao of Steve?
It's a thing.
Yeah.
Had you ever abided by the rules?
I don't know. I don't really. Yeah. I just kind of randomly get action. It's a blessing to me.
Okay. No doubt for Jose. All right. Let's find out what it is. The show starts right now.
We got an email from one of our listeners who says he's been living his life by a dating philosophy that's been circulating on the internet now for about two decades.
Two decades?
It's called the Tao of Steve. That is... T-A-O of Steve. And I've not heard anything about this, but according to him, it involves three basic rules that men must live by.
Okay.
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Chapter 2: How did Bobby impress Tori on their date?
That's rule number four, be desperate. Jeffery just didn't get to it.
Yeah. So tell us, who's this woman that's making you go against everything you believe in?
Her name is Tori. She's super hot and she's super nice. And we just had an amazing date. And like, I don't know, normally a woman would respond to all these philosophical things I've done, but it's completely backfiring on me now. Oh, no.
Because if you're excited about someone and it's, like, the first time you've ever felt this way, like, lean into it. Like, life's too short to be desireless.
And you can tell sometimes if someone's, like, purposely waiting to, like, apply to do it.
Yeah, next thing you know, you end up on this show and you hit your rock bottom. So, Bobby, tell us how did you get to this point? Like, tell us about your date with Tori.
How did you know her? Is it an online thing?
No, no. I met her at a bar. Oh, okay. Kind of bumped into her and you have to be desireful in the beginning and then you be desire less. Okay. That's how it works. Okay. Makes sense. I'm in the phase between desireless and be excellent. And, uh, We're waiting outside the restaurant because it's like a popular place, you know? So I had my opportunity to be excellent just come upon me.
It was awesome.
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Chapter 3: Why did Tori stop responding?
You're being kind. So you're going to leave your date standing in front of the restaurant while you walk this family? Take her with you.
Absolutely not. I took her with me.
Okay, so now you're demonstrating that you're a guy who's willing to help strangers. You know your way around the neighborhood generally. A lot of excellent qualities there.
You know what a museum is.
Yes. Exactly. So did you go straight to the bedroom from the museum, or did you have to do more?
Well, you know, if you have the chance to be excellent twice, let's do it twice. And luckily for your boy here, he was excellent twice in one night.
What? At the museum, someone needed directions back to the restaurant, coincidentally.
Oh, wow.
What did you do the second time?
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Chapter 4: Will Brooke and Jeffrey help Bobby win Tori back?
Okay. You are investing though, because you know, she's going to think about little things like that.
Honestly, it's a gentleman thing to do.
So we're all impressed. Did it work on Tori?
If you had asked me in the moment, I was like, couldn't be better. I walked her home. We hugged. I gave her a peck on the cheek, said we'd talk. And then it turns out she gone me. Oh, no.
The goner got gone.
She never hit me up.
How long did you wait before you contacted her after the date?
Well, I mean, like, according to the rules I live by, I'm trying to be gone. So I was trying to be gone for a while. Yeah.
That's your answer right there. Do you think she thought she got ghosted? I mean, yeah, if you don't hear from someone after a first date, you're not thinking it was good.
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