Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Brunette Has A Nice Ring To It
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One of our listeners received one of the lamest pickup lines of all time… and went along with it! It ended her up here for a Second Date Update!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Chapter 5: How did Brooke and Jeffrey become popular?
Hey, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And yes, first we took over your For You page on TikTok. Then we took over the top comedy charts on Spotify. Next, we're going to take over the world. Oh, wow. Okay. I don't feel like anyone's behind me.
I actually like it. Once you take over the world, I don't think you have to go to work anymore. So it kind of would be helpful for everyone.
Well, could you help us out? Follow the show. Follow the show right here on this podcast over on our main feed podcast as well. And hey, enjoy your second date.
Second date update.
Is it possible to accidentally catfish someone? i mean i guess we have people that say that on our show all the time where they showed up to the date and oh no he's even more attractive than his pictures i mean the opposite i wasn't prepared for a clooney hemsworth look-alike woe is me
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Chapter 6: Can someone accidentally catfish their date?
Yeah, I lost a bunch of weight, and I'm super buff now.
I just forgot to update my profile photo. Well, one of our listeners is worried she may have unintentionally catfished her date. Oh, no. Her name's Morgan, and she's a solid six in her photos online, but an 11 when you see her in person. Isn't that right, Morgan?
You're off the scale? I wouldn't go that far, you guys. I'm probably like a 10.5. Oh, wow.
I don't know anyone that even calls himself a tenant. Good for you. And funny.
And humble, yeah. Well, Morgan, we want to help you here. Tell us about the guy that you catfished by accident. What's his name? His name is Kent. Okay. And you don't honestly think that Kent isn't calling you back because you're too hot, right?
No, no. I mean, that's not it. I mean, some stuff happened during the day, but... We met online. Look, I was like almost done with these apps because I've been on some really horrible dates. And like the last day with this guy, he actually asked me if I could donate my kidney to his uncle.
On the first date? He was serious. He was not kidding. That is a good family member that will just start dating randos just to find an organ donor. I gotta say. I mean, I can understand that question on a second date, maybe. Date one, it's a little bit too soon.
Exactly. I was like, can we just wait till we date for a month and then maybe, you know.
Maybe not a kid, but how about like a lot? So you're about to delete your app is what you're saying.
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Chapter 7: Why is Kent not calling Morgan back after their date?
Wait, is that true? A little dark humor.
I know, but I was like, I wanted to mess with him because I thought it was like such a cheesy line. I was like, oh, come on. And he was like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. I was like, no, I'm just kidding.
Just kidding about my dad's fiery death. Yeah, I'm surprised he didn't delete that. That's a cute way to start off a conversation where you turn that into a date somehow.
Yeah. And so like we were just laughing and and then he asked me out for drinks. What happened is that I decided to change my hairdo right before going on this date. That's the catfish part, right?
Oh, right.
Yeah. It was a pretty dramatic change.
You went for the full makeover.
yes kind of i mean i went from blonde to back to brunette which is my natural color and i actually went short hair that's a dramatic change yeah so was he able to recognize you did you give him a heads up no so he comes in and he doesn't even see me and i like i had to wave at him i was like hey i'm here and his reaction was like well, I didn't even recognize you. Like kind of like.
In a good way?
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Chapter 8: Will Morgan get a second date with Kent?
Thanks.
All right, hold on.
Let's play a little game of Spot the Red Flag.
Ooh, okay, I like this game.
I'm not good at this game. I have bad vision. Yeah, you two are going to fail. Let's try. There's a blonde girl who shows up to the first date with a totally different hair color, wearing an ex-boyfriend's promise ring, joking about her fake pilot dad crashing his plane. I can't find the red flags.
I only see green. I see all green. But you know what's good about red flags? You can cut little red hearts out of them.
That's cute.
Is that your motto?
That's my motto.
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