Its not easy to date a pro athlete, it’s even harder when it’s an athlete from an obscure sport! One of our listeners is facing that obstacle, but we’re getting answers from her when she returns again in a Second Date Update UPDATE! Get your 2nd Date Update Merch For A Cause HERE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Chapter 1: What is Second Date Update and how does it work?
Welcome to the Second Date Podcast. It's Brooke and Jeffrey, of course, the home of The Second Date. And we love when we get a special update update. Yes! And if you're an OG listener, you know what that is already. But if you're new to the show, that's where when we have a successful couple from one of our second dates come back and tell us how their relationship is going.
People will ask us just a little tidbit of information. They'll go, what's up with these couple? We don't know until they hit us up. They'll be like, by the way, update, guys. Yes, totally.
And one of the most memorable from last year was with a professional athlete. Oh, wow. He was in a crazy sport only I think Jose had heard of before. Yeah. And he has a big announcement he wants to make on the show. So we're going to let him do that. But how these work is we're going to play you the original when they were first on the show so that you're up to speed. Yes.
And then we get the update from them at the end.
Yes, so this is not a replay. You may think so, but it's on purpose.
Sit back, enjoy, and stay till the end. It starts right now.
If you put something on your dating profile or your dating app and everybody thinks it's a joke, but it's 100% serious, what are you supposed to do?
Just go with it. You roll with it or do you correct it every time? Laugh at yourself a little bit.
For example, on my JDate profile, I wrote, my mom made this dating account without my permission because she is that desperate for me to find love.
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Chapter 2: Who is Mike and what is Carjitsu?
Yeah. And one of our listeners.
They saw the truth in it. Yeah. Bro to bro, that's hilarious.
One of our listeners knows exactly what it's like to be misunderstood on the dating apps. His name is Mike. So, Mike, welcome to the show, man.
Hey, how you guys doing?
It did say in your email that women do not believe what's written on your bio is actually real. What's on there?
So, yeah, I put on my profile that I'm a carjitsu expert.
A what?
Carjitsu.
Carjitsu.
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Chapter 3: How did Mike's date with Catherine go?
Isn't that why you put it on your profile? So you could send them videos of you sexily grappling with men?
Well, first of all, I put it on my profile because they ask you what your job is, right? And that's my job.
What? You make a living out of it.
Karjitsu expert. Yeah, so I travel around internationally for this.
Cool. You know, slap boxing is huge in all these other countries right now, and people think it's hilarious in America, but it's, like, literally generating millions of dollars.
There's lots of strange, unusual sports that people don't know about, and it's good that we have a backup plan for when our careers go down the drain.
Yeah.
But how does this get into you and your date that you went on? Yeah.
So pretty much all the girls ask me about it and they get really confused.
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Chapter 4: Why is Catherine not calling Mike back?
Oh. All right. Is that a threat? Because I don't want to make you mad or anything, dude. Or do you want to make her mad?
No, I hope you're not mad. He drives to the station. He's like, get in.
Okay. Okay. We're going to do whatever you say here, Mike. We're just going to come back. We'll call Catherine for you, and we'll make sure that you get your second date update right after this, okay?
Buckle up, everyone.
All right, thanks. Don't hurt me. Second date update.
You're in the middle of a second date update update, and we're going to find out how the couple is doing right after you hear part two.
We've heard a lot of people's stories on this show, their professions, their interests and hobbies. This might be one of the strangest, though, because one of our listeners, Mike, is a professional karjitsu fighter.
Yes.
Or a carjitsu wrestler. I still don't know what the exact terminology is. I think it's fighter.
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Chapter 5: What is the latest update on Mike and Catherine's relationship?
Because he told us the story of what happened that night.
Oh, God. Oh, my gosh. Are you embarrassed? It sounds like a fun night. It was a fun night. I am embarrassed.
I got too drunk. Oh, that's fine. We've all been there.
He mentioned that you stood up at one point and challenged everybody in the bar to fight him in Karjitsu.
Yeah. I did. I did do that.
Okay. Well, it sounds like maybe that wasn't the problem then with the night. We're trying to help Mike figure out if there was a specific reason that you've been avoiding him or not wanting to see him again.
Yeah. Okay. So here's what happened. I was embarrassed. I told my roommate about the situation. She didn't know what Karjitsu was, so I showed her a few videos. She told me that I absolutely cannot date this guy. Your roommate said that?
Has she battled him and lost in a fight? You can't date my mortal enemy.
He can throw a punch.
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