Troy
Appearances
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
You know it was being... You were in charge of the water. I mean, what was going on with the water? You remember that?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Yeah, arguably hours later and more nutrient deficient than I needed to be, but yes, for sure.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Oh, this again. The four-wheel drive thing again. Come on. No, they don't. It's a good point, Troy.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
We talked about it for, like, ten minutes already when we were on the mountain.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Thank you. Laura, I will say, if you do go outdoors with any of your friends or family, God help them.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
I'm just grateful it wasn't anything more than a hurt ankle. I don't think I'd be here today if it was anything more than that.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Yeah, she's been texting me a whole bunch. I don't know if I'm feeling it, to be honest with you. That's kind of why I didn't reach back out to her.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Uh, I think you guys have the story wrong. If that's what you guys really think happened. Okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Well, there isn't a, my version, there's just the version. And I don't know what she told you exactly, but yeah, My ankle was banged up. I mean, you guys are laughing about it, but it was pretty bad. Like, it was swollen immediately. I couldn't walk on it.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Yeah, kind of. At first, she tried to carry me down, and she kind of... dropped me back on my ankle and hit it again. Oh, no. Okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
I get that. I get that. Okay. She didn't have service or whatever, and neither did I, so she said she's going to walk down the trail a little bit until she gets service. She disappeared for at least a half an hour. She came back. She was all excited, and I was like, okay, good. Did you find somebody on the trail? She said, no, no, no. I called an Uber.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
That's what I said to her. And she basically was like, oh, I didn't think about that. I was like, yeah, they can't drive up the mountain to just come pick me up in the car. That's not how this works.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Yeah, we were talking about it, and basically I was trying to advise her, look, call EMTs, call emergency service, call friends, anybody that you can think of. I need some help out here. So she did do that, which is nice. And while we were sitting there waiting, she said that she figured out how to make, like, a homemade tourniquet for my leg.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
She wanted to get some sticks and branches. Oh. Wrap up my leg or something like that. It was like being stuck out there with Nurse Ratched in the mountains. Nurse Ratched? What, like she didn't do a good job? Yeah, I didn't need a tourniquet. I had a sprained ankle, all right? I wasn't losing any blood or anything like that. The limbs didn't need to be chopped off. It was a very simple thing.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
I just needed help. Sure, but it couldn't hurt.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Love On The Rocks
Yeah, no, her best was just shockingly bad. That's all, maybe.