Episode #733: Bryan & Krissy review the post (almost) space flight by Katy Perry and crew. Now being called "ass-tro-nots" the team congratulates themselves for a flight well flown! It's clearly a joke. Right? Then, Bryan pulls out a special treat for an audience member as a Frankie B video is found in thew archives. Frankie discusses what it takes to a better man into your 50's. From one vapid media to another this episode covers NO ground whatsoever. TCBit: WSHIT covers the flight heard round the world and asks the newly crowned astronaut what she feels after her flight. Watch EP #733 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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And welcome back to WSHIT 715 News. It's news you can use before you snooze. In breaking news, the whole world is talking about the astronauts who became astronauts by not even traveling to space. In a giant leap forward for humanity, these five brave souls took a very short plane flight, risking life, limb, and pedicures, and somehow managed to find a way back to Earth safely.
leaving the entire world in awe and not a dry eye in the house. Our intrepid WSHIT reporter on the ground managed to catch some of the first words out of one of these astronauts mouths. Words that will certainly be written about and remembered in the history books. These words are already reverberating around the entire globe.
Such profundity could only be expected from someone who experienced such a journey. Let's listen to that clip now.
officially an astronaut thank you so much how do you feel i feel super connected to love so connected to love i think this experience has shown me you never know how much love is inside of you like how much love you have to give and how loved you are until the day you launch
The astronauts went on to say that they only survived the ordeal because they hung on to their motto of taking up space. Taking up space indeed. These brave humans truly are putting the ass back in astronaut. We'll be back after this commercial break.
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That is the one thing that I will say about this is think whoever that you pray to or meditate to. They did come back alive.
Deep breath, Brian.
Just as vapid as I thought I was. So self-important. Thank God. Thank God me, Katy Perry, did not blow up because I put the ass back in astronaut mode.
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