Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam
Thu, 10 Apr 2025
I think you can gather the array of this week's topics. Including a new invention for the depressed ...
Listen Now: World's First Podcast
Wed, 09 Apr 2025
Welcome to The World's First Podcast with Erin and Sara Foster - the real life podcast from “Nobod...
Ky jelly and conspiracies
Thu, 03 Apr 2025
This week I’m running my mouth and can barely catch it!! I’m talking about co-ed spaces (no men ...
I believe in marriage but not in coachella
Thu, 27 Mar 2025
This week is an emotional roller coaster filled with a tale of dog hospice, discussing the instituti...
this one's for the bandwagon
Thu, 20 Mar 2025
Some of you may have heard this one before but we know there's new listeners lurking every second. W...
hootin around with Carolyn Wiger
Thu, 13 Mar 2025
The most requested guest Carolyn Wiger's on!! We talk about everything from the Traitors, sobriety a...
El*n m*sk n skid marks
Thu, 06 Mar 2025
We're getting into my three favorite girls Meryl Streep, Trisha Paytas and Robby Hoffman and my thre...
who's this diva cup
Thu, 27 Feb 2025
Another packed episode full of nothing and everything buckle up. How Bella Hadid changed my life (no...
Role play and feminism with Sarah Schauer
Thu, 20 Feb 2025
Sarah Schauer is on this week!!! She is as hiliarious as she is smart and we talk about lesbian year...
A strap in New York
Thu, 13 Feb 2025
This week were talking a strap on of sorts (the packer), how to get maternity leave as a non materna...
Chiropractic pervert
Thu, 06 Feb 2025
Where do we even start this week. Recap of the Grammys (THE year for music if you ask me), the time ...
After a lesbian breakup with Becca Moore
Thu, 30 Jan 2025
Becca Moore is with us this week!! She vulnerably tells about her first lesbian breakup and gives us...
I burnt my clitoris
Thu, 23 Jan 2025
This week we have a lot to cover whats new!! We're talking the tragic LA fires (link for go fund me'...
Mentally ill with Brooke Averick
Thu, 16 Jan 2025
Brooke Averick is joining us this week!! And we all (speaking for you) couldn't be more excited. We ...
AI aborti*n
Thu, 09 Jan 2025
Back from the holidays with tons to talk about including the potential new AI abortion, the horrifyi...
7 second makeout to sex pipeline
Thu, 02 Jan 2025
Its my birthday!! Recapping me and Robby's steamy Cabo trip hehe, the deterioration of the actual Y ...
Strap (on) szn with expert Robby Hoffman
Thu, 26 Dec 2024
Thats right were talking strapping (str*p on sex - get with it you perverts), bisexual awakenings an...
Before the breakup....
Thu, 19 Dec 2024
This week we have a legendary iconic panel full of, you guessed it, LAYSBIANS!!! Shannon Beveridge, ...
a vulva to a rose
Thu, 12 Dec 2024
I'm airing out grievances this week all right whats new. I'm talking multiple men getting under my s...
Dancing queen Ezra Sosa
Thu, 05 Dec 2024
This week the cutest, most talented and hilarious Dancing with the Stars queen Ezra Sosa is on! We t...
Masturbation manifestation
Thu, 28 Nov 2024
Happy Thanksgiving!!!! I dont have anything to be grateful personally besides all of YOU!! There wil...
the martial art of queefing
Thu, 21 Nov 2024
This week were getting into ways for women to protect themselves such as martial arts, queefing, and...
Makeout marathon with GirlBossTown
Thu, 14 Nov 2024
GirllBossTown aka Robyn Delmonte is with us this week!! The cutest, funniest and well versed pop cul...
Dog moms can go to hell
Thu, 07 Nov 2024
Talking all kinds of controversial topics such as dog moms (this will hurt feelings), anal prolapse,...
Advice from your relationship guru (me)
Thu, 31 Oct 2024
Answering your voice notes today and giving the most sound advice I can offer (use your discretion p...
Gay sh*t
Thu, 24 Oct 2024
Sports Illustrated model, entrepreneur, and gay girlie (we love it) Lauren Chan is on Long Windered ...
Scrotal scratch n sniff
Thu, 17 Oct 2024
I wish i was kidding with what I've endured this week re: title. Also talking meeting Robby's family...
Big tits skinny brow
Thu, 10 Oct 2024
This week were talking about how I boldly debuted my skinny brow at a very important meeting (didnt ...
Future gay icon Grace O'Malley
Thu, 03 Oct 2024
Hilarious cutie Grace O'Malley is on Long Windered!! We talk the furture of her sexuality - being ga...
Leaked nudes
Thu, 26 Sep 2024
I am a victim!!!! Finally!! Of attempted extortion with emphasis on "attempted." All the pain and no...
All men should have hair plugs
Thu, 19 Sep 2024
This week and forever I am disillusioned by all things including but not limited to New York Fashion...
Virgin Mary is c*nt with Tefi
Thu, 12 Sep 2024
This week the gorgeous, hilarious and wise Tefi is on!! We talk all things astrology (were both Leo ...
butt stuff
Thu, 05 Sep 2024
Running my mouth on the enigma that is Tonia Haddix and Chimp Crazy, an@l sex (someone's gotta do it...
Victoria's Secret model Taylor Hill!!
Thu, 29 Aug 2024
This week a real life model is on the pod, Taylor Hill!! We cover everything about her modeling care...
a court of yeast and beasts
Thu, 22 Aug 2024
Were talking ACOTAR!! (fairy b*tch boys [not rhys duh] and what would happen if Fey got a yeast infe...
loml
Thu, 15 Aug 2024
Robby is back today!! We talk our relationship (working on our "communication" when are we not we're...
Dr Baggy
Thu, 08 Aug 2024
Im gonna teach you a thing or two today about your own menstrual cycle, strap ons (i said it), my re...
going gay with Becca Moore
Thu, 01 Aug 2024
Today we have the modern day iconic feminist Becca Moore!! She talks about her new relationship with...
P*ssy sneezing
Thu, 25 Jul 2024
Packed ep this week with a health scare (Robby was more scared than me), epiphanies while filming in...
Queen icon it girlie Brooke Schofield is back!!
Thu, 18 Jul 2024
Queen Brooke is back on Long Winded talking new boobs and her iconic scandal with (don't make me say...
The most requested episode OF ALL TIME - LOVE ISLAND USA!!!
Thu, 11 Jul 2024
Hot taking and never before heard insights on the current Love Island USA (season 6)!! Spoiler alert...
Going to class with Caleb Hearon
Thu, 04 Jul 2024
This week have on the incredibly intelligent and hilarious comedian Caleb Hearon! He's also a tv wri...
new politics
Thu, 27 Jun 2024
We're diving deep into emotional responsiveness couples therapy (a mouthfull omg) and an iconic roas...
Another advice 'sode
Thu, 20 Jun 2024
This week I'm answering voicememos!! G-d do I love hearing your voices and all the crazy sh*t you've...
Eclectic with Natalie Viall
Thu, 13 Jun 2024
Natalie Viall is on the pod this week!! We talk and and cackle through all kinds of things like Nata...
Bad Botox
Thu, 06 Jun 2024
Divulging my explorations with botox (we've all been there), thots on Baby Reindeer (not Martha goin...
Hammer toe with Connor Wood aka Fibula
Thu, 30 May 2024
This week the hilar Connor Wood (Fibula) is on Long Winded! The conversation derails many times but ...
Cigarette mom
Thu, 23 May 2024
This week I reminisce on my high school days and unexpectedly setting my deck on fire (oopsies hehe)...
Scissoring
Thu, 16 May 2024
Lesbian icon Shannon Beveridge is on Long Winded today! We talk about the journey of figuring out yo...
Thank god for the Tesla truck recall
Thu, 09 May 2024
This week Teslas, the patriarchy, and Michael Buble are all ded to me! What's new!! I talk the high ...
Our one year anniversary!!
Thu, 02 May 2024
In honor of our one year anniversary today's guest is my belvoded gf, Robby! In this episode you'll ...
Nightmares of going commando
Thu, 25 Apr 2024
Talking about Robby and I's trip across the pond!! This was our first trip overseas together where w...
our love affair w/ Vinny Guadagnino
Thu, 18 Apr 2024
Fist pump founder, reformed party boy, and Jersey Shore Star, Vinny Guadagnino, is on the pod today!...
unsolicited advice
Thu, 11 Apr 2024
Giving questionable advice in response to your voicemails!! If you are the dog rescue one please giv...
horse n carriage w/ Brooke Schofield
Thu, 04 Apr 2024
It girl, icon and ultimate girls girl, Brooke Schofield, is on the pod today as my first guest!!! Br...
Coming Soon: Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Thu, 28 Mar 2024
Given her vast array of expertise, Gabby Windey takes her guests on a deep dive into the topics toda...