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Chapter 1: What is the introduction to Gabby Windey's podcast?
The following podcast is a Dear Media production. All right. As you can see, Nardo is back to his old self. So the only likely diagnosis at this point is Munchausen's. As you can see, he's doing it for attention. No. No, this is not an actual diagnosis. Yes. Yes, I'm making another funny. Or am I? All right, well, welcome back to another episode of Long-Winded. I am your host, and I'm glad.
Chapter 2: How does fashion play a role in Gabby Windey's life?
I'm glad and newly. You might be wondering why I'm looking so for Herbulers. And to that I can say only one thing. I can't help it. And to that I can say one other thing. This is newly the jacket and the skirt. Two different prints of sorts. You might not like it of sorts. You may be thinking, oh, well, that doesn't match of sorts. Well, I don't care. I don't care.
This is a cheetah print, I believe. This of something like a jaguar, I also believe. But it's unclear. The jury's out. I got to close the doors, okay? It's a feng shui thing. Plus, the other cat in the house, besides this one, this one, and this one, you know where I'm pointing, might come in and start hissing. And I mean this one. Anyways, anyways, welcome back.
Thank you for coming back time and time again. I do have something at the top of the hour, something that I think, something that I'd like to get off my chest. And no, and no, no. This isn't misinformation. I am a journalist. I see things. I perceive things. Don't get me started on the perceive. Don't get me started on, I don't, she just does it.
Ah, the objectification of one who doesn't want to be perceived. It's never kept me up at night. I can't really, I can't really think about because I can't even really perceive myself. So you think whatever you want to think, it doesn't bother me none. Anyways, I report. On the perceptions, it's called journalism. Are Kim K and Elon Musk fraternizing of sorts? Who's to say?
Like I said, I am a journalist. I never said I never said they were fucking. No, no, because he he's most likely asexual. Now I'm not judging. No, I don't judge. I just gather and report the facts. And she supports her man via via the love of her Tesla truck. She loves it. Slytherin all over. And that is her prerogative. slithering all over it. And that's okay.
And that is, oh, I'm not saying, I'm not saying. No, no, because still the Tesla truck is everywhere. And no, no, you're judging at this point. You're putting words into my mouth. You are doing it all, not me. Don't bring me into it. That's all I got to say. That's all I have to say at the top of the hour. And then I'm picking up Robbie from the airport right after this.
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Chapter 3: What are Gabby Windey's views on mental health and self-care?
So we got to keep it moving. We got to keep it going, okay? Because I'm excited to see my baby. I haven't seen her in over 10 days and it sent me into a spiral. How does it feel to be left at home with a dying, very much alive dog? It sends me down a rabbit hole, down a Reddit rabbit hole of venlafaxine. How is this going to cure my mental health? I'm still looking for a cure.
Will this give me some kind of a personality trait that I've been dying to have? Am I missing something? It must. It must be procured by a different SNRI, SSRI of sorts. You know, you know, my drug of choice is a prescription antidepressant. I must try them all so I know, so I can speak again from a place of knowledge. I'm a journalist. Venlafaxine. Is it going to save this deranged little brain?
Is it going to save my dopamine receptors? Who's to say? Who's to say? And then I've tapered off my gabapentin. You know things are awry. I'm still looking for a fix for a cure. I was talking to Carol once again every week on Wednesdays. There's this question, what do you do for fun? What do you mean, Carol? You've known me for over a year now. You know I'm not having any fun.
You don't have any fun? No. I suppose, I suppose, and I've said again, once I take the first hit of a joint... In the evening or the mid-afternoon at this point, it's the only thing to bring me any kind of peace. Things are better. After the first puff of a Slimmy, have you ever taken a hit and then lit up the vacuum? The shark's going and she has a new filter. This is what I'm talking about.
We're sucking up the dirt. A metaphor for that of which I don't know. No, I will not be leaving the house today. Not today. Not tomorrow. So what? I need some therapy. Some retail therapy. If CVS doesn't do it for me, then I have no choice but to go online. That's right. Which is why there's Nuuly. Nuuly is a subscription clothing rental service that's all about helping you have fun. So you hope.
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Chapter 4: How does Gabby Windey perceive co-ed spaces?
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You deserve quality care from someone who cares. That's rula.com slash Gabby. Which leads me to somewhat of a journalistic take on the co-ed spaces. The co-ed spaces, which as you can imagine, I am not so fond of. Yes, yes, as you know, I would like to be relegated to the Isle of Lesbos. I would like to be surrounded with women. And by that, I also mean the gay men and especially the drag queens.
This is where I'd like to be. The gym. is a co-ed space much to my chagrin. How am I, how am I supposed to infiltrate the free weights with two troglos on other side of me, sweating from places you would not imagine their stomach. I didn't know we had a perspiration gland in the oblique, but their shirt may say otherwise they're breathing heavy. And do you know what?
The men can have the free weights as long as I can have the machines. No, no. I don't want an ill intentioned man looking over me while I'm doing a lat pull down. Get your own, get your own. You're the only ones who know how to work the free weights with good form. I don't have any. I come with a deficit, a woman in the gym.
Give me the machine where the form comes with the engineering of the weight. This is what he, and I need you to back away. The men are The men in gold chains here at the Equinox, where I lie. And if there had to be a man, he should be in a gold chain.
The men who are swinging the pH of the environment a little bit too acidic, which comes along with the swinging of their tiny little dick and their ill-fitting Lululemon shorts. No, I see it. And I must balance it with a couple lesbians in the room. They don't want to be there. But there are enough to make me feel at home. And guess what? We're all in the machines.
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Chapter 5: What experience did Gabby Windey have at the spa?
I've seen you follow around your girlfriend of five years, but you can't get it together enough to propose. Because you're too insecure. Or you think the grass is greener. The grass is not greener. And then a woman had a cute outfit out of Sunday and sprouts. No, you're not going to find that. And I see. I see you sneaking in a treat into the cart because you're too much of a coward to ask.
Even though you're nowhere near the checkout line when you need to be. Oh, you've gotten lost. in the whey protein aisle? I hope not. The toilet can't handle the artificial protein. Go wait in the car. Stay away from the sprouts. The other co-ed space I'd like to address is the spa. Is the spa because I had an experience recently which left me here. which left me here speaking out.
No, it cannot be good. I will set the tone. Not that you assumed otherwise, but in case, in case you haven't had your morning coffee, your afternoon diet Coke, the mini one in a six ounce because you care about your sleep as much as I do. I needed a spa. I was in New York. I was incredibly stressed. I'm coming off of a two week straight work trip. Can you imagine? Can you imagine me?
Flying here, flying there, ending up in New York, filled with tears in the morning. I will get to that later. They need more out of me. Even though I spent six to seven weeks in middle of nowhere, Scotland, spending time with a cross-dresser who I love. But that's despite, that's despite, that's besides the point. I'm not done working yet. You will be happy to know I received my money.
NBC is less than happy with my behavior. And that's the way we need it to be. Because how are we going to be known in the world? Oops, I'm sorry. I screamed on live TV three different times. I didn't know it would cause such a stir. I'm working. I'm working. I need to relax. I need to clear my mind, which I normally do at the spa. So... I AI Google search of sorts.
No, not by, not, not willingly, but I cannot get away from the AI. It's infiltrating no matter what. If I scroll down, it's the same exact answer, but sooner. My thumbs cannot, they cannot muster up the energy to scroll any further. Okay, here's a nice spa with pictures filled with gorgeous pools that are, mind you, empty. Oh. This must be one of my spas. A 20 person max.
Filled with old ladies with tits to their knees who have lost all kind of perception and fucks to be given. They left them in the 1900s where they belong. Now they cannot be bothered. Their fucks slowly sweat off of them in the steam pool, further exfoliate in the sauna, and they get to recharge in the cold plunge. This is what we need to reset to make it through a work trip.
Naturally, I must get high before to get myself in the exact right headspace, a little indica as to not onset the paranoia that is sure to come with the sativa. I walk. It's within walking distance. I step into the lobby. Oh, oh, alarms are going off. There's men here. As I step in, I try and calm myself. This is not the time. Maybe it's two levels. There has to be a designated space for the men.
I know there's not a real estate in New York. So instead of being side by side to the women's section, it must be upstairs. What if there's a leak? That's not for me to know. That's for the plumber. I'm not an architect. What do I look like? They have some kind of waterproof drywall built of cement that makes a lot of sense on a multiple story floor as to not leak from the cold plunge.
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