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Chapter 1: How does the Kill Tony show begin?
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And now here's a brand new episode of Kill Tony.
Hey, this is Redman coming to you live from the Comedy Mothership here in Austin, Texas for a brand new episode of Kill Tony. Give it up for Tony Etchclay!
Who's ready for the best fucking night of their lives, huh? How exciting. You are here at Kill Tony, everybody. Make some noise for Brian Redband. There he is. How about one more time for the best fucking goddamn motherfucking band in all the land, the Kill Tony Band. Brought to you by ExpressVPN, ZipRecruiter, and PrizePix.
That is indeed Huevos Rancheros, Carlos Sosa, Fernando Castillo, and Raul Vallejo, Nachos motherfucking Belgrande. That is Big Mike live in the flesh. That is the real Big Mike. I know what you're thinking. He doesn't look that big. Well, the podcast adds two feet. This is the sweet, sweet Matt Muehling behind us, dressed like a bum next to a barrel fire. This is the great John Dees.
The hair is connected to the hat, fun fact. And that is Dee Madness wearing his finest pajamas this evening. It is incredible. He rolled right out of bed. right out of bed to be here tonight. We are gonna have so much goddamn fun. I can feel it in the air. Do you guys feel it? This feels like a hot crowd. I see a lot of goddamn Latinos out here hiding from ISIS right now.
You cannot get deported at Joe Rogan's Comedy Club. It's impossible. You're protected. In fact, we're all gonna give you, we're gonna give all the Latinos in the room a little hand stamp. to protect you since we're all part of the current administration of the United States of America now.
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Chapter 2: Who are the special guests on this episode?
Yeah, that's true. It'll grow in. I got them cut like a month ago, and then they grow in faster than the rest of the hair. I love it. I love it. It's awesome.
Eve Ellenbogen, welcome to the Kill Tony universe. There's a big joke book. Eve, I'd love to have you on The Secret Show. Oh, look at that. And here you go. You just saw somebody get booked for a real show.
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Anything can happen here. Your next comedian... Ooh la la. Your next comedian goes by the name of Sharon Ruth Hensley, everybody. Here's Sharon Ruth Hensley, everyone. Make some noise for Sharon, everybody.
Good evening, Kill Tony people. I am Sharon Ruth Hensley, and I am deeply disappointed that I have aged out of being a sugar baby. Had I known all the ways life was not going to work out for me, I'd have been cool with being kept. Now, all the men who can afford me want teenagers, which is super stupid. I passed the Perry part of menopause a while ago. You're not going to knock me up.
I can't sue you for child support. I will understand your 80s references because I was alive then. But that's okay. Keep playing in the kiddie pool. Did y'all know there's a bunch of dudes out there paying big bucks for sweaty socks? I wear a nine and a half and have hyperhidrosis. Someone should have told me sooner. I'm going to be able to keep myself. Thank you.
Okay. Sharon Ruth Hensley. I don't think I've ever been softer in my life. This is incredible. Big Jay Oakerson.
I thought at any given moment she was going to tear her clothes off and have furs murder written on her body or something. I'm using your platform.
I'm from Texas, so I'm a carnivore.
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Chapter 3: What are the comedic styles of Big Jay Oakerson and Bill Maher?
Banging on the door, and the front doorknob had been broken off.
And he still couldn't get in?
At first, yeah.
So why would he go and then cut your electricity and your phone?
I guess so the cops didn't get there before he could get in.
Did he do that before breaking through your door?
I'm not sure what the time frame on which particular criminal activity.
We're jumping around here. So are you standing there with a gun in your hand? You're by yourself on the other side of the door waiting for it to open so that you can shoot him?
Well, I was trained, one, be prepared. Two, if you have the gun out, you have to use it. Three, if you use it, you empty it.
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Chapter 4: What makes Hans Kim a Kill Tony Hall of Famer?
55.
5'5". Okay, 5'5". Very good. Stick with me here. I want you to focus because this could be golden. We could go three for three with unfunny old sets having unbelievable interviews. If this goes how I think it can go, you're going to come out of here feeling good. If it continues to go how you've been letting it go... You're gonna go, what the fuck was that? This is your moment.
This is your moment. My moment. You have 55 years to reflect on a story or a moment or something interesting about you that is going to change this fucking vibe, this moment that we're in right now. It's all good. It's your life. I need you to reflect in your head. Let me give you an example. Sharon Ruth Hensley, a woman who appeared to own all of the cats, turns out is a gun-toting hillbilly.
A Texan through and through, even though she looked like she voted for Kamala eight times in eight different states. Turns out she shoots people that try to invade her house with a .357 Magnum. Hollow point bullets that blast through marathon runners who are currently tracking her down right now. Sweet little Benny boy comes up with some old-timey jokes.
Fucking, it takes me seven hours to watch 60 Minutes. Next thing you know, him and the band fucking jamming up here, talking about a guy making a little mustard sandwich, stealing his TV. A heavy TV, so heavy that he ended up taking it up on a ladder on his shed, driving his car around. It was fucking crazy.
That was definitely the scenic route to his truck.
Unbelievable. It was fucking wild.
Unbelievable.
Wouldn't even make sense in any other universe other than Kill Tony. So now, Chris Cabral? Cabral. Chris Cabral. Yeah. Now is that moment. John, if you can give me a little something. Lighting, if you can give me a little something. This is your moment. Chris, tell us. 55 years to reflect on. Tell us something that would boggle our fucking minds that you've seen or been part of in your life.
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