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Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious

Fri, 14 Mar 2025

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The guy in today’s Second Date Update DID NOT google his date before meeting up with her and he sure wishes he did now! She’ll reveal her juicy secret to us in the podcast! Get your 2nd Date Update Merch For A Cause HERE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Chapter 1: What is the Second Date Update about?

02:25 - 02:44 Tim Harford

Join me, Tim Harford, for a Cautionary Tales trilogy on the world's most famous magician and his campaign to ban mediums, a mission that would cost him friends and leave him fearing for his life. They're going to kill me. Listen to Cautionary Tales on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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Chapter 2: Who are Brooke and Jeffrey?

02:46 - 02:51 Jeffrey

Hey, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. You found the Second Date Podcast. Thanks for being here. Yeah.

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02:51 - 02:53 Brooke

You guys don't hide it very well.

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02:53 - 03:14 Jeffrey

No. Pretty easy to find, Brooke. Hey, and today one of our listeners kept a big secret from her date about who she was. We're going to get into that in just a second. But first, I got to shout out Onyx because they wrote and said, I got my merch and I'm obsessed. Cool. I love you all so much. And now I'm obsessed with you. Totally.

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03:14 - 03:17 Brooke

It's that easy, gentlemen, to get her obsessed with you. Buy our merch.

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00:00 - 00:00 Jeffrey

Hey, and thank you so much for everyone who is tagging us at Brooke and Jeffrey with pictures of their merch. I know the first shipment went out. Of course, merch for a cause. We got the second date update edition and 100% of proceeds. Go to a great charity. It's called Convoy of Hope. So please keep supporting. And they are so cute. You're also going to be obsessed. You can, of course, order.

00:00 - 00:00 Jeffrey

The link is in the show notes, right?

00:00 - 00:00 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

And we got a hoodie, crew neck, and a shirt.

00:00 - 00:00 Brooke

Yeah, that's important. Because I had someone go, oh, I don't want a hoodie. And I go, no, no, no.

00:00 - 00:00 Jeffrey

There's options.

Chapter 3: How did Donna and Eric meet?

04:22 - 04:23 Jose

Swipe and pass.

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04:23 - 04:24 Advertisement voice

No, it's not.

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04:24 - 04:29 Jose

At least that's my experience. And I'm just hoping I'm not fourth in line for the community napkins.

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04:29 - 04:34 Jeffrey

Clean your mouth and then pass it over to the next person. He's stealing other people's napkins is what I think is happening.

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00:00 - 00:00 Jose

It's all about conservation, okay? That's the way forward. But the only reason that I even bring it up is because one of our listeners says she met a guy while sitting at a shared table. Her name is Donna.

00:00 - 00:00 Jeffrey

That's cute.

00:00 - 00:00 Jose

Donna, did you have to share napkins at the table like I do? No, I didn't share any napkins. Oh, okay, just sharing a straw, sip and pass.

00:00 - 00:00 Jeffrey

No, just probably conversation, Jeff. That's probably all she shared, right, Donna? Yep, that's pretty much it. Okay. This is a good start.

00:00 - 00:00 Jose

Well, yeah, I definitely need to know where this place is that had your community tables because I'm going to the wrong spots.

Chapter 4: Why might Eric not be calling Donna back?

05:26 - 05:30 Brooke

What was Eric eating? Does that withdraw you to him?

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05:30 - 05:31 Jeffrey

Is that how you struck up conversation?

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05:31 - 05:33 Brooke

God, look at that guy's chicken.

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05:33 - 05:36 Jeffrey

I only date guys who eat Euros.

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00:00 - 00:00 Jose

Can I get that napkin when you're done, by the way? No, Jeff. No, how did you meet him?

00:00 - 00:00 Donna

Oh, he was actually at the beer garden.

00:00 - 00:00 Jose

Oh, even better. Okay. That's a little bit easier to meet somebody there. How did you do it?

00:00 - 00:00 Donna

Know they're of age. Yeah, that's a good point. We were trying to like figure out where to sit down. And so he had a little picnic table and it was just kind of him and her friend. So it was just kind of this nice, like perfect two guys, two gals hanging out at a picnic table kind of thing.

00:00 - 00:00 Jeffrey

Cool.

Chapter 5: What secret does Donna reveal?

08:13 - 08:13 Donna

Yeah.

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08:13 - 08:18 Jeffrey

Okay, then he knows. Yeah, let's just get that over with.

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08:18 - 08:22 Jose

Well, what is it? Can we know what it is? We won't bring it up to him unless he says it.

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08:24 - 08:31 Donna

I didn't say any of this to him. But I don't know if he found out. Like, okay, I don't even know if I could say this right now.

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00:00 - 00:00 Jeffrey

Deep breath. You can say it. It's probably, honestly, like all this stuff is usually not as big of a deal as people think it is in their head. Right. I just don't want my mom to be listening or something. Oh, God. We're big with moms, so.

00:00 - 00:00 Jose

Kidding. You a triple murder suspect or what's going on?

00:00 - 00:00 Jeffrey

Yeah, we've heard that before.

00:00 - 00:00 Jose

Yeah.

00:00 - 00:00 Jeffrey

Hey, we're an innocent until proven guilty type of show. Yeah, just tell us.

Chapter 6: How does OnlyFans impact relationships?

10:37 - 10:44 Donna

I don't know. I mean, some guys are scared. Some guys are like way too into it. So it's like, is that the only reason why you like me?

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10:44 - 10:58 Jose

I think I know which category we fell into. Sorry. But we will not bring this up again unless Eric says it first, because we're going to come back and call him and ask him, why wouldn't he call you back after such a great, unique, genuine hangout?

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10:58 - 11:00 Brooke

I keep forgetting he may not even know about the OnlyFans.

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11:00 - 11:10 Jeffrey

It is so nice to have a listener just be honest with us from the beginning. I don't think you understand how much easier this makes our job. It did take a lot to get it out of her. It doesn't matter.

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00:00 - 00:00 Jose

Unless the rating is even worse than ours. So we're going to find out when we call Eric and get you your second date update right after this. Hold on.

00:00 - 00:00 Announcer

Second date update.

00:00 - 00:00 Jose

Brooke said it earlier, and I think we all agree, it is refreshing to have a listener actually be honest and vulnerable with us up front for real.

00:00 - 00:00 Jeffrey

It makes me feel so much less stressed going into this phone call, even though that's like a big, I mean, it's kind of a big thing.

00:00 - 00:00 Brooke

Yeah, but it feels like we're all on the same page.

Chapter 7: Will Eric call Donna back?

14:00 - 14:05 Jose

We're trying to help out one of our listeners that you actually went on a date with recently. Her name's Donna.

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14:06 - 14:07 Jeffrey

Sounded like a cute date.

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14:09 - 14:21 Eric Andre

I guess if I had to sum it up, I would say that I just had a different impression of her on our date from when we first met at this beer garden. And I don't know how much she told you.

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14:21 - 14:28 Jose

Well, it's not much more than that. According to her, it was the beer garden. You went out afterwards walking around the city.

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00:00 - 00:00 Jeffrey

I thought it was really sweet that you guys didn't drink again either. Like you shared dessert. It sounds like you had great conversation.

00:00 - 00:00 Brooke

I don't know how that even happens. How do you stop drinking? That was a personal comment.

00:00 - 00:00 Jose

But you were saying that you got a different impression from her from when you met and during the date. Can you explain what you meant?

00:00 - 00:00 Eric Andre

Yeah, she's I want to make it clear. She's a super sweet girl. She's really nice. She's really cute. And maybe it was just because it was loud at the beer garden where we were there. But she seemed a little more outgoing and a little more. I don't know, wild, if that's a fair word. And when we were on our date, she just seemed really shy and a little conservative.

00:00 - 00:00 Jeffrey

Can you elaborate on that conservative part? Like what made her come off that way to you?

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