Gardini
Appearances
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 554 - Shane's Steak and Beanz
It was a mistake, but then I would scoop it with the crackers.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 554 - Shane's Steak and Beanz
Anywhere, bro. Anywhere. But I think it's, like, frozen, though. It's frozen. That would be fine if it's shrimps, but... Shrimps would be easy.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 554 - Shane's Steak and Beanz
You could get, like, a cheesesteak from Philadelphia. I'll probably stick with Chipotle bowls. Yeah.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 554 - Shane's Steak and Beanz
What'd they say? This says you're allowed to drink, of course, at the Masters, but it couldn't be more opposite than the Waste Management Invitational. Yeah, the Waste Management, intentionally, you just get fucked up. Oh, really?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 554 - Shane's Steak and Beanz
I'm proud to be part of the 10%. You're a 10%er? Yeah, I'm a 10%er. And it happens so often I can't even recall like the last time. Really? Yeah. But not like turds or nothing. Yeah, no one's dropping full logs. It's just diarrhea. I don't think I've ever dropped a full log, but I've squirted out some diarrhea probably on a monthly, once a month schedule.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 554 - Shane's Steak and Beanz
Yeah, he's very familiar with mics. Just asking him to keep it a fist away from his face. No one can do it.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 550 - Blazer Tag
But what did you eat? I'm sure it was fucking catastrophic.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 550 - Blazer Tag
Every time we do the podcast in my house, he would walk down.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 550 - Blazer Tag
I wasn't cheating. You were cheating. No, I wasn't cheating.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 550 - Blazer Tag
I knew there was a glitch because I was definitely killing people.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 550 - Blazer Tag
Yeah, because due to the possibility of a frog would send me into a frenzy.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 550 - Blazer Tag
Yeah, and all jokes aside, BetterHelp's a great company.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 550 - Blazer Tag
I might try to listen to audiobooks at night. Women don't exactly like it.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 550 - Blazer Tag
What happened? Just a sleepy woman going, what? What is she talking about? And I was like, King George died, and it was kind of the last time all the royals were together in London, and they're all related. Turn the fuck off.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 550 - Blazer Tag
And her friend honestly thought I was listening to applause.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 550 - Blazer Tag
Me and Adam and James had a nice date yesterday. Oh, what'd you do? We went and saw Friendship, the new... Oh, yeah, you said it was good. It's the funniest... It's going to be the funniest movie. When's it come out?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 550 - Blazer Tag
I think the grandparents were like... Why can't they come inside? True. I want to hold my grandson. He's outside of the window because of that.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 550 - Blazer Tag
You're already on the CIA. They're probably on your bumper after they found out that fucking hang time. They're probably like, holy shit, it's Jason Bourne.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 550 - Blazer Tag
So we did rehearsal and we did another Jamaican church sketch.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 550 - Blazer Tag
Yeah, I was just up there like, all right, we're done listening.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 550 - Blazer Tag
Anything Dr. Mr. Hits. Dr. Hits. Dr. Hits is nice.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 550 - Blazer Tag
I was like, dang, my chest is definitely so sitting on me.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 550 - Blazer Tag
Oh, we were talking about... Oh, wait. Wrestling Divas? No, no, no. Chapel Rowan does rule, though. They have to be cute?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 550 - Blazer Tag
It's one of my favorite things to ruin RuPaul's Drag Race while my girlfriend's trying to watch it. Yeah. What the fuck are these uncles talking about? She's like, what? I was like, those are all uncles. Those are all somebody's fucking uncle.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 550 - Blazer Tag
And me and Terminator 2 were anchors holding the squad down.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 550 - Blazer Tag
My sister's kids have been like, when's she going to turn black? To the white kid.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 545 - Thunder Fish
Hello, everybody. I'll be in St. Pete, Florida. Hello, everybody. I'll be in St. Pete, Florida tonight and tomorrow at Coastal Creative. Please come if you can. SeanGardini.com. Thank you. SeanGardini.com. Thanks, Shane. Of course, brother.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 545 - Thunder Fish
Guard dog says no mercy. Yeah, I don't have any. I don't feel any empathy for Travis Kelsey.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 545 - Thunder Fish
I've been told good. Really? I'll check it out. Did you guys see the actual commercial, though?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 545 - Thunder Fish
It's pretty funny. It's him just on his iPhone again, and he's going, I blew all the money I was supposed to spend on the commercial on these new grills, so this is the commercial. And then it just goes Yeezy.com or whatever. And it's just him and, like, a dentist, like, doing a front-facing selfie video.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 545 - Thunder Fish
It seems like they took his site down 24 hours ago.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 545 - Thunder Fish
Yeah, I think he was on the beach, but I don't think he went in the ocean.