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Chapter 1: What is Bluesky and why is it trending?
the wild wild west hey i don't want to lose again oh just give me the word sean oh it sounds like they're chanting and i'm sorry i fucked up the clap my bad i shouldn't Is it good? We'll be able to identify the trip in the editing room. We should do a nonverbal episode where we all just go... Primal? Totally primal. That's a better way to put it. Primal screams?
That's probably what's been happening here the last few months. That's a black caveman. Please speak on it so they don't think I'm just being a white racist. I thought it was hilarious. Thank you very much.
Bro, no, you can't talk about it. White comedians.
Never speak on white comedians.
That's law.
That's law, bro. Y'all are done.
That's law. Kendrick Lamar is joining The View as their sixth host.
He looks like whoopies. That's what I was going to say about him there.
Fuck.
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Chapter 2: What are the comedic perspectives on race and politics?
Yeah.
You would have got the Bluetooth speaker going. Pig's feet. That's footlongs, dude. Yeah.
That's grilled footlongs and kielbasa's. Kielbasa's for a kabombola. Kielbasa hair. Where is she? Is she still hellbent on saving the country?
She's $20 million in debt after they raised a billion dollars. She probably would have been a great person.
Wait, is she not fighting the fight still? I thought that's all she wanted to do.
What?
I thought she'd be fighting the fight still.
No, they're not done. The message of joy continues.
Well, at least they got those missiles to Ukraine. That was important.
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Chapter 3: How do comedians view the current political landscape?
I liked his name is all red.
All right. True. That's good enough. I tell you, I got to vote this year for the first time. Nice. How'd it go?
It was kind of swell. It was kind of fun, yeah. I went in there. Dude, everyone sits in a voting place very like... You would think, for real, they're all rescuing babies. Everyone has a face. They look at each other and go...
Doing your civic duty.
They're nodding at me. I said, hold on, brother. To be fair, on the, you know, there's like the main thing, the big election, big vote. And then you have like, do like a million tiny votes. And there I got, I just started just throwing them to whoever.
Yeah. Bing, bang, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing. Bing, bong, bing. Anyone in like the court, I'd be like, Democrat, just in case I fuck around. Get in trouble for something. I want to get a little catch and release action. We need a. We need the big one go to. We also need to acknowledge. Can't say, won't say. What? I won't say.
If we're going to sit here and crush the libs, we have owned the libs for the first however many minutes of this podcast. We've been owning the libs.
Yeah.
It's time to focus on the right a little. What are they up to? There's a lot of pedophiles. What? They're all pedophiles. Are they really? Yeah, every single one. Yeah.
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Chapter 5: How do comedians approach sensitive topics?
Chapter 6: What is the significance of the Democratic National Convention?
Yeah, he was not a pedophile. At least I don't think so. Hold up. There's all sorts of shit where, like, the first dude that accused him, the kid, the mom and dad, like, liked him or whatever, but then the mom and stepdad liked MJ, and that kid would chill there, and then the fucking dad was like, well, you're at whose house?
Fuck that, and fucking sued him and got the money and shit, and that just kept happening. That boy was fucked.
Hold on, the dad was like, you're at Michael Jackson's house? I'm suing him for pedophile?
Yeah, the dude's a scumbag.
so you have a pedophile dude i swear to god i think he got set up and then i think he got killed for his uh record shit there's this whole thing where it's like uh apparently he owned a bunch of stuff in vacation i've heard that i heard he owned stuff and yeah what are they saying on the blue skies they're saying uh i heard he owned like a piece of sandals that's i've heard that before they killed him for the sandals the resorts yeah yeah mj owned the resorts i swear to god i think he had like in one of those giant companies he had a huge stake
I thought he owned a little bit of the Beatles. He did. Yeah, and I thought that's what they... One of the best bands of all time. He owned the Beatles. I get it. Oh, not so tough now. I just keep defending Drake. That's all it was about. It wasn't about none of that. Drake is number one. Yeah, they go... Now I'm a pedophile.
I said it on the pod. No, you're not. Drake's a visionary, dude. He was totally right. Kendrick is... I don't know why he's so anti-comedy, dude. He's totally crossing the line.
He's anti-comedy, dude. And there's one thing I hate is when comedians get censored. They are the canaries in the coal mine. The canaries in the coal mine. We're modern day philosophers. Soldiers tell me... I think Pedro's telling me I should keep...
uh tape on my mouth until i go out on stage and i go yeah just write society on tape i was holding that one in what no i'm just saying just oh just something horrendous so ajax used to put ajax was listening to a book for a while he would post on instagram of just uh do a duct tape over mouth and just said society on the duct tape remember tommy simbazzo's headshot yeah And my goobies.
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