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205 - We Almost Got Arrested & Demo's Retirement ft. Junkyard Digs & PewView | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 205
Mon, 24 Mar 2025
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Chapter 1: What hilarious sunburn stories do they share?
Like, out the side of the... Yeah! He knows exactly what you're talking about! I can't f***ing run, dude. I have rubber band ankles. Good. God nerfed you. Coca-Cola created Santa?
How do you think he goes to all the houses in the middle of the night? I'm tired in order to have the globe no longer as copper.
I don't think you're gonna have a problem with your two children.
Chapter 2: What travel mishaps did they encounter?
Three. No.
Say hi to Eli. Hi. He's racially ambiguous. Brandon, his hair is fucking fabulous. Donut, a dog joke disposition. And there's a fat electrician. Welcome to Unsubscribe.
Oh, I love it. Cody, you want to start? Wait, do we do this first? No, we always do that. What are we doing? On the count of three, we open this can. This is how we do sound checks. Three, two, one.
Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Unsubscribe Podcast. I'm joined today by Eli Doubletap, Fat Electrician, Pewview, Junkyard Diggs, Brandon Herrera, and myself, Donut Operator. Thank you so much for being here.
Hi, welcome, everyone.
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Chapter 3: How did they end up buying a Tahoe?
We got two new people on the podcast that have never been on the podcast. One shoots guns. One builds cars. That's true. And that's it. Thank you, guys. See you next time.
We blew you down for that. I heard the podcast and music play in my head when you said that. I have been Pavlov'd by our own shit.
Brandon just leaves. I'm never giving them a second of attention again. It was like a Matt Damon. Jimmy Kimmel, when he had Matt Damon on that one time.
This is Iowa Boy. They're all from Iowa. This is an Iowa Boy episode. You have to drink Bush Light. Those are the rules.
Yeah, throw that away. Those are the rules. Eli, let me preface this a little bit. We spent a crazy couple days. We are all sunburned white people right now.
and a little tired well yeah this is gonna be a fun one there's two brown people here red boy summer we allowed still red unfortunately you should have went sleeveless so we can see the sunburn you have just turn your head honestly 90 degrees my neck is insane oh yeah I loved, I was like putting on sun lotion and I look around and I was like, you guys putting any on? The white people said no.
That would have been smart. Uh-uh. Why? Are you getting tans over here?
I have to learn this lesson every year. Yeah, same. I need reminded. The first like eight times, maybe after that I'll think about some sunscreen, but the first eight times I got a fry.
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Chapter 4: What happened during the police response to their beer incident?
Yeah. I always think, I'm like, oh, I'm brown. This isn't a problem. Then I remember, well, my grandmother's German. Problem? Those genes come out. Yeah, your heart goes out to everyone.
Sounds about right. Oh, Jesus.
Oh, your guys' careers.
Chapter 5: What funny bar interactions did they experience?
I'm over it. You're starting strong. I went down there once, so it didn't end well. I actually work at McDonald's now. Yeah?
Congrats.
I've never done a podcast before, so we're going to see how this is going. Have you done podcasts? Yes, small ones. Yeah? Nothing like this. Usually with farmers. I've never done any before.
It's in a shed somewhere. It's okay. The big ones don't hurt. They're better, actually. Oh. You said in a shed somewhere?
Good personalities. Yeah. He told you it was a podcast. In the shed. It's like this, but it's like this. No. The Morton building out back next to the combine. How did it end? I don't remember. I got a little woozy. So all the gifts were changed? I was putting in tiles suddenly. I don't know.
Yeah, it's kind of like, you know, the hot ones. If Sean Evans has his bit, this is our bit. So put these on. Come ones. Yeah, come ones.
So I guess we can start off with Kevin explaining how you got here. Oh, yes.
Okay, that's hilarious.
Oh, real quick. Fuck you. Show's mom. Proceed.
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Chapter 6: What are their views on shooting skills and competitions?
So you would have missed all of that. Yep, would have missed the whole thing. Best way to do it is get to Dallas at... 10 o'clock.
Yeah, like 10.30.
And as we're taxiing out to, they never gave us a landing time.
Just for the record, Dallas is like six hours from San Antonio. Is it four-ish? No, no, no. From drive tanks, it's six hours. Oh, sorry. From drive tanks, it's six hours. Yeah, 12 hours.
Which was the problem. So we're looking at rental cars because we don't know what time we're going to land. We don't know if any rental companies are going to be open, and we're in panic mode. And it's like, I think the job's going to be closed by the time we get there.
The one company that we can get that gives us a car one direction to use for like four days while we're doing this 67 Cougar, it's like $1,200 for a Kia. Holy shit. And I said, screw that. So I hopped on Marketplace in a panic, sent it to Dallas, and immediately a 2001 Chevy Tahoe popped up for $2,500. Hell yeah. And this is while the plane is going onto the runway.
I'm texting this guy frantically like, hey, I'll give you $2,500 cash. Meet me at the airport at 10 o'clock. And he's rightfully like,
i think this is a scam this doesn't seem real like fair i swear he's like okay i'm like i'm i'm leaving the ground please be there and we land and the dude's there and he meets the baggage claim he's like yeah hold on what a champ why couldn't you just message him on onboard wi-fi I'm too cheap to do that.
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Chapter 7: What crazy stories do they have about gummy bears and ballistics?
You don't want to spend $7.99 on Wi-Fi to close the deal?
You can go back further. I don't want to buy an airline expensive enough to have Wi-Fi.
He's fucking positioning his Starlink toward the window.
He's like, no, I can't do an aisle seat. Nick, what did I fly you in? Sun Country? Have you heard of them? Great ticket prices.
It's my Sun Country? No, it's American, but this is probably about... No Wi-Fi. I don't know if you've ever been at a Des Moines airport. It's about the size of this house. Yes. There's four, eight terminals. Yeah. It is eight minutes through security from the second you're out of the car to you're at your terminal is like eight minutes. And then you're there with like 108 other people.
Like maybe that's pushing it.
We're out. Not a lot of options out of Deloitte.
Wanted by Midwesterners.
That's a dream.
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Chapter 8: What nostalgic memories do they have regarding Coca-Cola?
They never flagged my submachine gun.
What does the pool toy look like? A torpedo. Does it have balls too? Fins.
Nothing like what's on our fridge right now. Nothing like the fridge handle.
Anyway, we land in Dallas. So that was ribbed. There we go. See, that wouldn't go through the water very well. We'd probably have to censor that on YouTube.
Now we can't open the fridge. Son of a bitch.
Now we gotta get the fridge open. Connor almost caught that with his mouth. Yeah, that was very close.
Almost. So we land in Dallas.
It's like a dog jumping. It's like a frisbee hole. Connor, no.
He's here on camera. Drop it. Drop it. He's wagging his tail.
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