Donut Operator

Because all the people in Afghanistan don't have a Roth IRA?

Life hack.

If you ever buy a scratcher, you can immediately just tell the cashier to scan it.

You don't have to scratch the shit off.

You guys have pull tabs here?

That's fun.

Bar pull tabs?

Yeah.

In the Midwest.

They're everywhere.

There's like the line.

It was a fun time.

You made me pull over in downtown San Antonio at night.

Dude, I... So you could try to puke.

i i was fine i was fine i was drinking those frozen margaritas i was perfectly fine i just get on the freeway i'm going like 75 and it's all construction there's no exit for like eight miles as soon as we turn on it he's like i'm gonna have to puke i'm like fuck are you serious dude i was i was there you know where you start to salivate a lot you're sweating i was like he's got the window cracked this much sitting shotgun shows behind him and i just hear him

I'm like, he's going to puke in my car.

He's going to puke in my fucking car.

I don't even know how many of those I just kept finishing them supposed to have like a slushie machine Hangovers on the planet

Where'd you guys go to?

Brandon's thing.