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209 - Habitually Fat & Angry - The Kinda Consensual Crossover | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 209
Mon, 21 Apr 2025
The crossover episode everyone wanted. The Kinda Unsub mashup! BID FOR NIC'S 1 OF 1 COMMUNISM SHOES: https://www.ebay.com/itm/286460366702 LIMITED EDITION AUTISM CHARITY SHIRTS: https://www.bunkerbranding.com/collections/unsubscribe-podcast-shirts LIMITED EDITION TISM SHOES: https://www.bunkerbranding.com/collections/unsub-shoes Watch this episode ad-free and uncensored on Pepperbox! https://www.pepperbox.tv/ WATCH THE AFTERSHOW & BTS ON PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/UnsubscribePodcast ------------------------------ THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! THE PERFECT JEAN F*%k your khakis and get The Perfect Jean Get 15% off with the code UNSUB15 at https://theperfectjean.nyc/UNSUB15 #theperfectjeanpod GHOSTBED Got to https://GhostBed.com/unsubscribe to receive 50% off sitewide! SHOPIFY Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/unsubpod ------------------------------ UNSUB MERCH: https://www.bunkerbranding.com/pages/unsubscribe-podcast ------------------------------ FOLLOW THE HOSTS: Eli_Doubletap https://www.instagram.com/eli_doubletap/ https://www.twitch.tv/Eli_Doubletap https://x.com/Eli_Doubletap https://www.youtube.com/c/EliDoubletap Brandon Herrera https://www.youtube.com/@BrandonHerrera https://x.com/TheAKGuy https://www.instagram.com/realbrandonherrera Donut Operator https://www.youtube.com/@DonutOperator https://x.com/DonutOperator https://www.instagram.com/donutoperator The Fat Electrician https://www.youtube.com/@the_fat_electrician https://thefatelectrician.com/ https://www.instagram.com/the_fat_electrician https://www.tiktok.com/@the_fat_electrician ------------------------------ unsubscribe pod podcast episode ep unsub funny comedy military army comedian texas podcasts #podcast #comedy #funnypodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Podcast Intro ️ 00:07:06 - Podcast Welcome 00:15:13 - Autism Awareness ️ 00:22:46 - Twitter Bullying 00:29:34 - SLAM Missile Design 00:36:55 - F-35: Smart Computer 00:50:36 - Interviewing Time 01:05:16 - Homicide Notified 01:12:00 - Reasonable Suspicion 01:19:16 - Brandon's Award 01:26:29 - Berlin Airlift ️ 01:33:43 - Influencer Trip 01:40:34 - Meeting Cody 01:47:40 - Come Here Fat Boy 01:54:43 - Eli Joins Group 02:01:37 - Angry Meme Review 02:08:37 - Getting Married? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What are the key themes of Autism Awareness Month?
All the old autism shirts are going to be up for sale for the remaining of the month. And a hundred percent of all these profits are going towards those amazing causes. So thank you. Thank you. Now, how do we make this even better? And how do we raise even more money? I had an idea. Introducing the Tisms. That's right. They are called the Tisms.
We wanted to launch a pair of shoes that represent being different, but also being awesome at the same time. And I think these, I'm so proud of these. And on top of that, any money spent will enter you to win some amazing stuff. These shoes, yup. That safe over there worth a couple thousand dollars, yup. Eli, what about the full metal spectrum shirt?
Even better, we have a one-of-one helmet that we'll be giving away too. Look at this. I'm bored. dude thank you so much tommy and hard-headed veterans for making this also maximus knives creating a one of one blade it looks amazing and it is hand forged and down in the link below you'll be able to bid on these bad boys Fat electricians, one of one. I love communism shoes.
Shame he never wore them. But we know we could probably raise a good chunk of change for these. And then 100% of whatever we raise will be going towards that final number at the end of the month. It's a whole bunch of stuff to buy and a whole lot of chances to win. You looking at signs? Show the camera. Guys, gals, I hope you enjoy this episode.
And more importantly, thank you from the bottom of our hearts for making stuff like this possible for me, for the guys, for Raiden, and for all the individuals out there that will truly benefit from something like this. Keep doing amazing things. We are so thankful on this side each and every day. You change this little man's life. Y'all did that and you changed my life. So thank you always.
And this is how I pay it forward. And I'm going to continue to pay it forward until I take my last breath. I'm blessed. We're blessed. And now because of you, we can bless others. I hope you all know how much you mean to us. Thank you from the bottom of all our hearts. Love y'all. Community. Right. You want to say something to the camera?
I like making signs.
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Chapter 2: How does Twitter influence online bullying?
What kind of signs?
Prohibited signs. Thank you for the happy birthday.
And to the parents out there, this might be something you can do. Ryden and me still do it to this day. Ready, Ryden? Let's do the 10. Talk in here.
I'm smart. I'm handsome. I'm funny. I make people laugh. I make people smile. I always help others. I'll never give up. Always want to smile. My identity and my identity. So, so proud of me.
Hey, smile butt. Hey, big smile butt.
Stop.
Bye. Love you guys.
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Chapter 3: What is the significance of SLAM missile design?
Let's light this candle.
We're waiting on that guy with the face over there and the beard, not the brown one, the slightly whiter one.
Which guy?
Green Eyes Bearded. The racist. Green Eyes Bearded Dragon. Of the KKK.
We're like 30 seconds in.
It's the Grand Bearded High Green Eyes Bearded Dragon. Green eyes, green eyes.
Oh, my God. Green eyes, bearded dragon has told us all the darks.
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Chapter 4: How does the F-35 operate as a smart computer?
Why am I in all the racist episodes? It's time to duel. You're not a host. I know, but I'm on all the racist episodes.
You're not a host. Oh, that's fair. Because I'm fucking here, dude. That's how we're going to start it. And now we just go, sorry.
Oh, fuck.
I don't know why I just kept looking around the table like it was going to materialize.
Three, two, one.
hi everyone welcome to the unsubscribe podcast i'm joined today by eli double tap fat electrician angry cops habitual line crosser brandon herrera myself donut operator you are getting into a star-studded podcast today what's gonna happen we don't know it's unsub versus kind of consensual literally we are yeah the battle we're also here kind of consensually we forced this to happen
Well, I will say we can't do all the stories that are out there because all Brandon's are still classified.
Fuck off. Rich, are you going to say something?
Oh, yeah. Hey, how much have you spit onto this microphone? My God, it is visibly wet.
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Chapter 5: What happens during an interview with a suspect?
Hey.
Hey, how you doing?
Hold on to my hand real quick. Okay. Okay. We're having a conversation. Okay. It's us versus them today. Okay. Okay.
Okay.
Don't embarrass me in front of my friends. You're embarrassing me in front of the wizard.
I guess that's it, folks. I'm going to go ahead and wrap up. I'm going to just.
You're starting it.
All right. I'm going to shut up.
There we go.
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Chapter 6: Why is reasonable suspicion important in investigations?
Eli, what are we talking about today? I have so much to... Okay, well, we have... We'll just start this one off with the charities. We'll go into that, but before we do that... Remember this fucking thing? Oh, no. I opened it. Dear God. That was the worst thing I've ever done in my life. Is that what we're doing? I would... Spelling salts? The world's strongest ones?
Oh, the things that Connor was freebasing? So this sealed, sealed and sealed... was like it'll short circuit your brain for a second so i opened it and was like i wonder i reset i i just started hopping around i hit my back of my head a couple times i ran to the bathroom right before yeah i was i was like oh my dude that's is it just ammonia
Yeah!
Like, it's just ammonia, isn't it? You know it's good when the brand name is- AHH! I was over here!
There it is! I love it!
I think I got a whiff as it went by.
Oh, I'm- like, my heart's going. Oh my god. Rich? Where's my heart going? That's- that's- Oh god, it's still here! Dude, that's sealed. It's in my white cloth. Oh.
I didn't want that smell.
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Chapter 7: What was Brandon's award about?
It does burn the nostrils.
That smells like embalming fluid, man. Oh, my God.
And for the camera, that is sealed sealed. That is in a sealed case. So I accidentally opened that before this. Dude, Connor loves this stuff. I want it.
No, you didn't.
Dude, this, when you... King Troll was freebasing that shit. Dude, do not, like, just, like... Just come on camera first before you do.
Yeah, but, like, just don't go, like, just the tiniest... Oh, that's nothing.
You're just fucking babies.
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Chapter 8: What can we learn from the Berlin Airlift?
Bro, all right, hold up. Sorry I didn't call y'all babies. Dude, like it is a full fucking reset.
I'm going to go for a walk. Dude, he did what I did.
You don't smell it. You're like, oh, it's not that.
You can see how much my eyes are watering, right?
Yeah. Oh. Oh, fuck. I just saw Connor get force reset.
Dude.
Yeah. He held down the power button for five seconds.
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Chapter 9: How do influencers shape social media narratives?
I watched him do the PlayStation 2.
Why am I still getting whiffs with the cubes? Bro, that was the worst experience I've had in a long time. I was like, man, I want to nap so bad. I'll just do like a... What is...
wide awake i don't want to nap anymore no all right i want more huh i'm still getting whiffs of it did it like drip somewhere or no i'm getting it too okay oh god that's why you're gonna open the thingy too oh big boys with muscles do this right open it and then give it a little all right guys welcome to unsub dude that joe rogan talks about that the awe No, you have to open it, Brandon.
No, I was just like, I'm smelling it from here. Like, it's wild.
It just smells like cat pee.
Take it, take it, take it.
Oh, God, I'm getting residuals.
Yeah.
That shit has some recoil. All right, you boys want to do a podcast now?
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Chapter 10: Why is getting married a topic of discussion?
Gold 9. So you have the MIRV-19. That's the OG one. I have the MIRV-13, which my buddy uses primarily for the KIA Memorial Rock March in Western New York every August. It's a veteran non-for-profit. And then we just got the new one, and it's a massive rescue. And it's like 10 feet wide. And when you open up the storage containers or the storage doors, you can look through to the other side.
You could just slide 30 racks of bush light from one side to the other. And it's got this large pull-out metal hook wall. You hang tools on the wall in old workshops and stuff like that. You can pull it out. And our plan is to put TVs on either side of it. Did you just get that? We got that early autumn of 2024. That's got to get a sound system put into it.
It's got an 18-foot spotlight on top of it so you can light up the area. The indoor seating area has a desk and five outlets. It's got a skylight. It's It's a little intense.
Basically, if you guys don't know what Rich is putting down, he takes old fire trucks and turns them into the coolest fucking bars ever. I'm a bad bitch. And then you pick us up in it.
Oh, you did pick us up in it. And play Miley Cyrus in the USA.
I like how all the other live shows, it's like, drop us off in the back. And then we go to Buffalo. It's like, pull up with the sirens on. The Murph.
It's my town.
It's my people. Own that shit. Oh, Autism Month. This will be, what, this week? Speaking of fire trucks, Autism Month. Yeah. I mean, that's as autistic as it gets. Yeah, dude. Trucks and trains.
Oh, and planes.
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