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210 - USA Vs The World ft. Habitual Linecrosser & Cappy Army | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 210

Mon, 28 Apr 2025

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Chapter 1: What are the boundaries for travel in certain countries?

0.109 - 5.035 Habitual Linecrosser

No, but they told me they were like, don't go to Uzbekistan or Venezuela because they will extradite you to Russia.

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5.135 - 19.851 Unknown Speaker

When a mommy lion wants to get her flakes frosted. And the winged hussars arrived. Sorry, we were talking about classic battles. When you get Mick a little bit tipsy, just take him to IHOP at 3 a.m. You're fine. It's true.

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36.403 - 44.427 Cappy

Hey guys, it is the last weekend to crush this goal.

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44.607 - 54.032 Unknown Speaker

I'll make it quick. This is the last weekend for the autism nonprofit selling stuff thing. The tism month. Awesome April, autism April.

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54.352 - 77.522 Unknown Speaker

autism month april and you already know 100 of profits from all the autism shirts goes towards this amazing cause and then everything else on the site a percentage of that also goes towards this amazing cause go buy some stuff in order to win some amazing amazing gifts you guys and girls are amazing enjoy the episode i love y'all okay ready three two one

89.399 - 106.425 Unknown Speaker

Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Unsubscribe Podcast. I'm joined here today by my co-host, Mr. Eli Doubletap, our very frequent guest, Ethan, Mr. Habitual Linecrosser, and I believe for his second appearance, Chris Cappy of now Cappy Army, formerly Task and Purpose.

107.591 - 114.694 Unknown Speaker

But maybe Call Me Cappy is on the table. We're going to say... Just comment below.

114.714 - 115.794 Unknown Speaker

Might be Call Me, maybe.

117.095 - 118.335 Habitual Linecrosser

No, yeah. Cappy Army.

Chapter 2: How can charity events make an impact?

365.682 - 370.668 Habitual Linecrosser

For the last three years, we were doing basically like two mini documentaries. Yeah, and you're as a dude.

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370.688 - 384.698 Unknown Speaker

I wasn't even here for his podcast. You got him to quit his job. Way to go. I learned from the best. He showed up one time. I'm sick of being professional. I'm going to roll around in the mud with the rest of these degenerates. I got to hang out with three retards.

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384.718 - 386.059 Chris Cappy

That was amazing.

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388.741 - 390.382 Unknown Speaker

I quit. But it was you two a week.

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394.464 - 412.239 Unknown Speaker

ridiculous and the level of work i mean nick is once a big one like once i do two fat electricians a month and two fat files a month so it's once a week but the fat files are you know they're like 10 to 20 minute videos whereas the fat electrician ones are like 45 to hour plus

412.699 - 417.12 Unknown Speaker

But the amount of research that goes into it and then the amount of detail you go into.

417.16 - 427.262 Habitual Linecrosser

And the amount of information that you are able to absorb and maintain has all, I remember I texted you once. I was like, how do you do it? And you're like, just good at it, man.

427.502 - 431.983 Brandon Herrera

Be better. Get good. Build different.

434.304 - 458.295 Habitual Linecrosser

No, but it's really impressive what you do. My situation is a little bit different. In order to pump out that amount of content, I work with a team very closely that I could not do what I do at that pace without these guys. And a lot of them are coming with me. When they found out I was leaving, They were like, hey, can we come with you?

Chapter 3: What adventures did Cappy share?

1019.94 - 1024.665 Unknown Speaker

Venomous dew claws. It lays eggs, but it's a mammal. Yep. It has a duck bill.

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1024.885 - 1032.972 Unknown Speaker

Yep. It has a duck bill and it's older than a duck. So technically a duck has a platypus bill.

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1032.992 - 1033.773 Unknown Speaker

See, I didn't know about that.

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1033.893 - 1035.755 Unknown Speaker

Yeah. Like the, whatever the.

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1036.335 - 1040.96 Unknown Speaker

It's like the big man upstairs with like putting animals everywhere. Just had some leftover parts and he's like.

1041.74 - 1059.617 Unknown Speaker

I love those tweets. It's so good. The tweet where it's like God inventing animals and talking to the angel like, alright, I want a bug, give it like eight legs, like 17 eyes, and you're like, gosh, you're getting crazy with this one. Give it an ass rope. If you're like...

1060.993 - 1079.296 Unknown Speaker

It was like that one. I want 100 legs. It's like two insects. They don't have any distinct form. And they're like, I want to be long and skinny. So I was like, boop. And he's like, I want lots of legs. So then there were two millipedes. They're like, yay. And he's like, what's your third wish? And one's like, more legs. And the other one's like, teeth.

1079.356 - 1081.597 Unknown Speaker

And the centipedes, you've seen how big they are.

1081.637 - 1082.717 Unknown Speaker

They terrify me.

Chapter 4: What is the significance of classic battles discussed?

8598.815 - 8605.439 Unknown Speaker

This has been a really good episode. Once Nick gets back, we'll go to the after show. We'll do like a 10-minute after show.

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8605.499 - 8605.919 Unknown Speaker

Oh, I got it.

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8605.939 - 8618.265 Unknown Speaker

We missed like three. I got to do the story. Can we save it for the after show? If you want to, yeah. I would love that. Okay. Dude, this one went two hours and 20 minutes. I was surprised. I looked down.

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8618.285 - 8629.731 Unknown Speaker

No, no, Chris. You had us all captivated, bro. Dude, you hooked us. I looked down. I was like, oh, that's great. That is... That's the thing. I wasn't just trying to butt in to try and spice things up.

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8629.751 - 8634.254 Habitual Linecrosser

The thing I feel bad about that story is I feel like I'm just going on and on. No, dude.

8634.274 - 8644.801 Unknown Speaker

I was like, please do not stop. That is the shit where it is captivating. And it's so relatable from my perspective and then you see everyone else's perspective. It's just...

8645.541 - 8649.884 Unknown Speaker

It's a different type of warfare that I've never experienced. Like, I mean, hell, you've never experienced it.

8649.904 - 8660.191 Habitual Linecrosser

I'll tell you guys sometime about the drone mission, too, which is the one that was actually... I was way more scared on that one. I'll tell you some... If you guys want to hear about it sometime, it's like the... You made me a brief on the after show.

8660.211 - 8665.034 Unknown Speaker

We'll see how long. Yeah. It is... Drone warfare is the most terrifying fucking thing to me.

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