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Chapter 1: What are the boundaries for travel in certain countries?
No, but they told me they were like, don't go to Uzbekistan or Venezuela because they will extradite you to Russia.
When a mommy lion wants to get her flakes frosted. And the winged hussars arrived. Sorry, we were talking about classic battles. When you get Mick a little bit tipsy, just take him to IHOP at 3 a.m. You're fine. It's true.
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Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Unsubscribe Podcast. I'm joined here today by my co-host, Mr. Eli Doubletap, our very frequent guest, Ethan, Mr. Habitual Linecrosser, and I believe for his second appearance, Chris Cappy of now Cappy Army, formerly Task and Purpose. But maybe Call Me Cappy is on the table. We're going to say... Just comment below. Might be Call Me, maybe.
No, yeah. Cappy Army.
You need to start a new channel called Task and Purpose, and it's just about turtles. The whole channel is about fucking turtles.
It'd be hilarious. Anytime anybody types in Task and Purpose, it just sends them there.
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Chapter 2: How can charity events make an impact?
For the last three years, we were doing basically like two mini documentaries. Yeah, and you're as a dude.
I wasn't even here for his podcast. You got him to quit his job. Way to go. I learned from the best. He showed up one time. I'm sick of being professional. I'm going to roll around in the mud with the rest of these degenerates. I got to hang out with three retards.
That was amazing.
I quit. But it was you two a week. ridiculous and the level of work i mean nick is once a big one like once i do two fat electricians a month and two fat files a month so it's once a week but the fat files are you know they're like 10 to 20 minute videos whereas the fat electrician ones are like 45 to hour plus
But the amount of research that goes into it and then the amount of detail you go into.
And the amount of information that you are able to absorb and maintain has all, I remember I texted you once. I was like, how do you do it? And you're like, just good at it, man.
Be better. Get good. Build different.
No, but it's really impressive what you do. My situation is a little bit different. In order to pump out that amount of content, I work with a team very closely that I could not do what I do at that pace without these guys. And a lot of them are coming with me. When they found out I was leaving, They were like, hey, can we come with you?
So Mike, Mike Alides, he's my head of creative – head creative producer. And a couple of my researchers are also with me on Cappy Army. So this team is just really amazing people that I could not do it without. When does that actually go live? When are you rolling out the first? Saturday. No shit. Oh, that's like –
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Chapter 3: What adventures did Cappy share?
Venomous dew claws. It lays eggs, but it's a mammal. Yep. It has a duck bill. Yep. It has a duck bill and it's older than a duck. So technically a duck has a platypus bill. See, I didn't know about that. Yeah. Like the, whatever the. It's like the big man upstairs with like putting animals everywhere. Just had some leftover parts and he's like.
I love those tweets. It's so good. The tweet where it's like God inventing animals and talking to the angel like, alright, I want a bug, give it like eight legs, like 17 eyes, and you're like, gosh, you're getting crazy with this one. Give it an ass rope. If you're like...
It was like that one. I want 100 legs. It's like two insects. They don't have any distinct form. And they're like, I want to be long and skinny. So I was like, boop. And he's like, I want lots of legs. So then there were two millipedes. They're like, yay. And he's like, what's your third wish? And one's like, more legs. And the other one's like, teeth.
And the centipedes, you've seen how big they are. They terrify me. They're poisonous. They will murder shit. Like centipedes and the giant ones that are like the size of your arm. Yeah.
yeah fuck off did you know a couple years ago they discovered a new spider in australia i'm not making this up right like i watched this guy on instagram and he's like breaks down different animals and shit all over the world like mostly it's australian shit because i don't know if you know like dude they got jellyfish that are this big that'll like send you to the afterlife it's like the beta yeah all the new animals spawn from yeah dude but yeah so that is not where you want to be born you're like what a beautiful land everything kills you
dude it's insane um so like the wandering spider is like one of the most venomous spiders in existence um i believe it might be the most but it's it's like i don't know they're like two two-ish inches i mean it's a big fucking spider don't get me wrong the new species is a wandering spider that is three times the size of the previous one and guess where it's at Australia.
The rest of the world's like, you know, coming up with buildings and technologies and Australia's just playing Ark Survival Evolved. Like, fuck that thing. Dude. That's why I live in Iowa. It's cold there. Guess what can kill you? Nothing, except for your own stupidity.
Centipedes are the only thing on this planet that scares me worse than a fucking spider. And I had one crawl across my foot one time. Millipedes don't have teeth. No, that's fine. That's not gonna fucking... That's not that thing.
That is that on steroids.
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Chapter 4: What is the significance of classic battles discussed?
This has been a really good episode. Once Nick gets back, we'll go to the after show. We'll do like a 10-minute after show. Oh, I got it. We missed like three. I got to do the story. Can we save it for the after show? If you want to, yeah. I would love that. Okay. Dude, this one went two hours and 20 minutes. I was surprised. I looked down.
No, no, Chris. You had us all captivated, bro. Dude, you hooked us. I looked down. I was like, oh, that's great. That is... That's the thing. I wasn't just trying to butt in to try and spice things up.
The thing I feel bad about that story is I feel like I'm just going on and on. No, dude.
I was like, please do not stop. That is the shit where it is captivating. And it's so relatable from my perspective and then you see everyone else's perspective. It's just... It's a different type of warfare that I've never experienced. Like, I mean, hell, you've never experienced it.
I'll tell you guys sometime about the drone mission, too, which is the one that was actually... I was way more scared on that one. I'll tell you some... If you guys want to hear about it sometime, it's like the... You made me a brief on the after show.
We'll see how long. Yeah. It is... Drone warfare is the most terrifying fucking thing to me. I am so glad we didn't have to deal with that in GWAT. I'm so fucking glad. To answer your question, I don't think this is like... paradigm shift on par with like gunpowder the tag the drones yeah why do you say that so like my brain like goes to like jujitsu so like every just shut up
Who asked you? Listener! If you lay on your back. I tend to, I feel like I agree with you that it won't necessarily in the end, when it comes to America, be that way.
Yeah, I mean, like in MMA or whatever, there's always like some hot new technique that becomes meta for a short period of time and nobody can figure it out. And then the second somebody figures out the counter and everybody learns that, it's just, it's always, because it's one move, it's the same play. It's not like a dynamic thing.
It's once you figure out how to counter it, it's just countered and you move on. So like once, it's either going to be like jamming technology or like miniature C-Wiz or whatever, it's going to get to the point where it's just like, this isn't, a world-shifting event. It's literally like once we know the counter, it's just another box we have to check to make sure that's not going to happen.
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