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202 - What REALLY Happens At The Pentagon? Our TOP Secret Mission | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 202
Mon, 03 Mar 2025
Join the gang on this very special episode, FROM THE PENTAGON! A huge thanks to @usarmy for making this possible! Watch this episode ad-free and uncensored on Pepperbox! https://www.pepperbox.tv/ WATCH THE AFTERSHOW & BTS ON PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/UnsubscribePodcast ------------------------------ THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! GHOSTBED Go to https://ghostbed.com/unsubscribe to receive 50% off sitewide! SHOPIFY Sign up for your one dollar per month trial period at https://shopify.com/unsubpod ------------------------------ UNSUB MERCH: https://www.bunkerbranding.com/pages/unsubscribe-podcast BUY THE GANG A DRINK https://paypal.me/UnsubscribePodcast ------------------------------ FOLLOW THE HOSTS: Eli_Doubletap https://www.instagram.com/eli_doubletap/ https://www.twitch.tv/Eli_Doubletap https://x.com/Eli_Doubletap https://www.youtube.com/c/EliDoubletap Brandon Herrera https://www.youtube.com/@BrandonHerrera https://x.com/TheAKGuy https://www.instagram.com/realbrandonherrera Donut Operator https://www.youtube.com/@DonutOperator https://x.com/DonutOperator https://www.instagram.com/donutoperator The Fat Electrician https://www.youtube.com/@the_fat_electrician https://thefatelectrician.com/ https://www.instagram.com/the_fat_electrician https://www.tiktok.com/@the_fat_electrician ------------------------------ unsubscribe pod podcast episode ep unsub funny comedy military army comedian texas podcasts #podcast #comedy #funnypodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Introduction to the Show 00:02:27 - First White Claw in the Pentagon 00:04:48 - Military Stories 00:09:04 - Unexpected Military Experiences 00:11:23 - Military Jokes and Awards 00:13:55 - Interviewing WWII Veteran 00:18:14 - Bourbon and Military Culture 00:21:10 - Experiencing Extreme Cold in Alaska 00:23:50 - Alaska's Unique Military Divisions 00:27:04 - Identity and Purpose in the Army 00:28:38 - The Importance of Availability in the Army 00:30:21 - Developing Future Leaders 00:32:08 - Transitioning to New Roles in Army 00:33:56 - Respecting the Tomb Guards 00:37:26 - Personal Journey in Ranger Battalions 00:40:10 - Transition to RASP 00:41:44 - Evolution of Ranger Training 00:46:20 - Accountability in Ranger Training 00:47:54 - Ranger Regiment Insights 00:49:31 - Explosive Training Stories 00:56:11 - Podcasting at the Pentagon 00:58:19 - Challenges of Bureaucracy 01:04:04 - Influencing Change in the Pentagon 01:06:11 - Funding for Military Supplies 01:08:30 - Military Backgrounds 01:11:05 - Challenges of Open Water Swims 01:14:41 - Army Experiences and Lessons 01:16:20 - Role in Army Acquisitions 01:18:31 - Drone Warfare Insights 01:21:00 - Favorite Military Equipment 01:23:43 - Light Machine Gun Developments 01:25:21 - Hunting in South Africa 01:27:46 - Pentagon Event Planning 01:30:01 - Waffle House Story 01:31:51 - Museum Insights and War Trophies 01:33:41 - Creative Content Creation 01:36:12 - Brandon Herrera's Medal of Honor Joke 01:39:00 - Army Green Jacket Award Announcement 01:40:51 - Pentagon Assignment Insights 01:42:41 - Building the Pentagon History 01:44:43 - Transforming Military Equipment 01:47:26 - Acquisition Process Challenges 01:51:06 - Planning the 250th Anniversary 01:53:04 - Sponsorships and Execution Plans 01:55:05 - Meeting Brandon and the Fat Electrician 01:56:50 - Army Outreach and Recruitment 01:58:48 - Legal Reviews for Podcasts 02:00:56 - Mental Health and Community Support 02:03:49 - Closing Thoughts and Future Plans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What is the Unsubscribe Podcast doing at the Pentagon?
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile and wonder, how did I get here?
So are we. And Nick, what were you saying earlier? Or Brandon, we were like kind of semi-comedians who were just doing shows and then suddenly.
Yeah, we were like a couple episodes ago. It's like, oh, it feels like a couple episodes ago. We're just doing random like local stand-up comedian friends of ours. And now we're in the Pentagon.
Not only are we in the Pentagon, we're one of the only people to get authorization to drink in the Pentagon?
There was a whole process, apparently.
A lot of paperwork to get this case of White Claw here.
These might be the first White Claws ever drank in the Pentagon. I think that's what they told us. We might be making history.
I'm so sorry. With that being said...
What the fuck are we doing, guys? So it's just a normal box.
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Chapter 2: How did the gang manage to drink White Claw at the Pentagon?
Yeah, yeah. Shout out, Tyler, Sugar Free, Stevens. Based out of Birmingham, Spartan Fitness. Nice.
I see that the family Cool Ass Nicknames has kind of been passed on.
You saw that, right?
Sugar Free is an awesome nickname. Could you imagine having to fight somebody whose nickname was Sugar? That'd be hilarious.
That's what? Yeah. Yo, Sucralose, get over here. Good old Stevia Johnson. Yeah.
So your son wants to fight in the octagon. You work at the Pentagon. Any other significant shapes in the family?
Man, you caught me off guard with that. Because my youngest son plays college basketball. So, I mean, that's a rectangle.
But you used to play in a diamond, though.
Very good. I like that. Might need to bring you into the Army G1. That's just dad jokes. Yeah.
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Chapter 3: What are the funniest military experiences shared by the gang?
Is that approval? We can get a copy of that?
There it is. Can we get four?
Can we read it?
Yeah.
I was an electrician three years ago, and now the Pentagon's making exceptions for me to come be an idiot.
Yeah, that's right. But I mean, honestly, the scent...
Just going that through. Sir, can you sign this?
Huh? Why? It took a little explanation. I think we're hosting an event. Is that what this is? We're hosting an event that serves alcohol. We did it. Approximately 12 White Claws. I think it says 8 on the memo. 8 White Claws.
The infamous White Claw 8 pack. Available at every gas station.
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