The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
Tue, 11 Feb 2025
Mike Ryan takes a victory lap for his Terry Rozier take, Stu explains why Marcus Jordan should have name dropped MORE, and old man sounds. Then, LeBron James told Luka Doncic to fit out, but what about when he told Kevin Love to fit in? Plus, Anthony Davis, Ja Morant's dad, and Rob Pelinka. Also, Ron Magill joins the show to discuss bringing back Sex and the Animals, baby capybaras, what Dan gets up to at 4 a.m. in New York, sharks off the Florida coast, and bestiality. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What is the main topic of this episode?
This episode of the Dan Labatard Show with Stu Gatz is presented by Venmo.
Ron McGill is supposed to be here shortly. We've got some funny video and audio, Mavs related, to play for you. But it doesn't happen very often where we go to break and Stu Gatz is mother bleeping himself because of a missed opportunity. So I will say it again.
Chapter 2: Why is Mike Ryan taking a victory lap on Terry Rozier?
Walter Payton played the entirety of his career wearing no socks, barefooted inside of the cleats because he liked how it felt to run that way. Feetness. It's right there for me. It was. It was right there for you. Let's get to that Mav sound and let's get to Mike Ryan getting to take a victory lap on Terry Rozier.
Can we set up, please, the victory lap for Mike Ryan so that he can take it in the other room and celebrate what is one of the most unpopular players in Heat history? And this is as right as Mike Ryan has ever been about anything. Is this the sound? We've been looking for the sound. Is this the sound from his first, the news, you learning the news for the first time?
Or is this you circling back around with your general hatred for Rozier?
This is when the rumors were circulating that Terry Rozier was a possibility for the Miami Heat, something that sent a chill down my spine. But keep in mind, we had Kyle Lowry on our roster at that moment in time, too. So I was put in a very difficult position.
I am told that Genesis right now is working on people in the victory lap room. I think you should go anyway and go ahead and see what you do about a victory lap in there. Get him a microphone, set up that room around Genesis, who's working on people. And in the interim, let's go back in time so that people understand Terry Rozier is an inefficient player.
The only time I've seen Terry Rozier be good is in Charlotte, and he wasn't because Charlotte wasn't any good, and he just got a giant— Usage rate, and there are a lot of NBA players who could put up those numbers with that usage rate.
So the time you saw him be good, he wasn't good. That's correct. I just wanted to clear that up.
That's right, because I will say this flatly. Nobody except Jamal Mashburn has ever been good in a Charlotte uniform. Now, you're going to come back with Alonzo Mourning and maybe Anthony Mason, but I'm just going to stick to my gut.
Good.
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Chapter 3: What happened with Marcus Jordan and the police?
Okay?
And clearly, we would just like to get our car off of the train tracks.
Which we were not trying to be on. But that's why I had to get you out of the car. Okay? Because I hear spinning tires. I hear slurred speech from you. You're driving on train tracks.
I'm not slurring anything. And I'm... Okay. I'm letting you know. I have concerns. I appreciate that.
I can't let you back behind the car and drive a vehicle.
I appreciate your concerns.
But I am not...
I'm not anything that cannot drive home. The thing is, I'm not familiar with this area. I made a right. I thought I was making a right onto the highway.
I made a right onto the train track. Where did you turn that, man? I wish I could tell you, but...
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Chapter 4: What are the old man sounds mentioned in the show?
Put it on the poll, please, at Levitard Show. Do you own a wallet at Levitard Show? When he talks about a bad back, Chris, do you realize, I don't know when else your father is doing this, but your father today, in... the other room, made the old man sound that I believe is unique to old men getting up from and sitting down on the couch. It's the same sound I imagine he makes at a urinal.
I imagine when everything... When everything releases, it is just an old man sound, and I think it's the exclusive domain of people over 50 with a bad back who sit on their wallets.
Now, what I think of when I think of my dad making the sound you just described, he says a sentence that can come off as sexual, so I'm a little uncomfortable delivering it, but this is how I picture my dad getting up from the couch. That's the one. He's a big that's the one kind of guy. Why is that sexual? I'm just saying the way you, that's the one.
Yeah, of course I do. But you'll say it for anything. Getting up, getting out of the car, that's the one. Well, it's a sense of accomplishment. Right. When you either sit down or get up, you feel like you've done something.
Put it on the poll at Levitard Show. Put it on the poll. Are you in such bad shape? That it's a sense of accomplishment when you sit down or get up from something.
People ask me, do you exercise? I'm like, yes. I get up and down probably 20 times a day.
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Chapter 5: Why did LeBron tell Luka to 'fit out'?
Mike Ryan's been telling you for a really long time he did not want Terry Rozier on this team. And this is before Terry Rozier was acquired. Mike Ryan threatened the Miami Heat organization.
I do not like Terry Rozier. If the trade is Kyle Lowry for Terry Rozier, what the Miami Heat are doing is moving my least favorite player of all time for my second least favorite player of all time. I am public in my desire to not. ever have Terry Rozier on this team. Thank you.
Jeremy seemed very excited about this move and Mike seemed very not excited about this move. So there's like a wide raging spectrum of how to break down this trade. Am I allowed to give my opinion or am I a homer?
You're Homer. And Mike, it is your turn now to do this victory lap. Genesis is very hard at work. Who is she working on right now?
She's got Lewis right now. It's a bit of a hazard to try to pull off this bit because I'm like this close to stepping on his ear. But... Maybe I step on his back and actually help the process. But yeah, Terry Rozier stinks. But the thing is, he always has.
And I had the foresight to just read box scores and tell you that he's a very inefficient player and the Miami Heat did not have this magic wand system.
that they could just keep replicating this even Deion Waiters we talked ourselves into him he was a fitter Deion Waiters he is a bad basketball player presently being investigated for throwing a basketball game or at least affecting his own props I still uh I'm being told that he's a very bad basketball player somehow even worse but I am still effectively boycotting this team after that acquisition I couldn't be happier
knowing that this team is exactly what I thought it would be, and knowing that I don't have to waste any of my precious time watching it. Back to you, Dan.
Okay, thank you, but keep doing that because I'd like to go back to you to more analysis when you're more winded because I think this is funnier if... Yes, I do love that. Go back in 30 seconds. You're so obsessive. Yeah, well, that's the joke. Otherwise, it's less funny.
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Chapter 6: What is the controversy surrounding Luka's situation in Dallas?
That's right. Bring him back. He's not fat. Was that our listeners when I was let go? What was that?
I mean, he is fat. I mean. He's not.
Chris?
No, he's fat.
Chris or Luca?
Luca. And Chris. Bring him back.
He's not fat. He's not fat. Great chant. It does rhyme. That's right. And there are dozens of people holding up signs. And who's that guy on the right? What's he dressed as? What is he going for?
No idea.
Are those goggles that he is wearing? Is he dressed like a rooster? I think he's a chicken. He's a chicken. Is it because the Mavs are chickens for trading Luka?
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