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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers

Mon, 24 Mar 2025

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Five years in, Jordan Klepper continues to Fingers the Pulse of Covid-19 anti-vaxxers from coast to coast.  Join him as he checks in on people on the streets of New York City and Los Angeles, a Canadian trucker convoy in Ottawa, and a group of protesting parents in North Carolina.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Chapter 1: How does Jordan Klepper view COVID-19 protests in NYC?

61.82 - 63.267 New Yorker in LA

You're listening to Comedy Central.

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77.523 - 93.239 Jordan Klepper

Normally when I'm in search of an angry mob of people screaming anti-science, deep state, vaccine, microchip, conspiracy jazz, I head to the heartland of America. But it turns out I can find those very same people right here in my own backyard in New York City. That's right.

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93.519 - 103.062 Jordan Klepper

Last week, outside of Mayor Bill de Blasio's home, there was a group protesting his new mandate that customers show proof of vaccination in order to enter restaurants, gyms, and theaters.

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103.483 - 116.067 Jordan Klepper

It was a mix of hardcore anti-vaxxers, people who are okay with vaccines but hated the mandate, and then, of course, some people who put together a Joker costume once, loved the attention, so now that's pretty much all they do.

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116.846 - 126.231 Commentator 1

I'm the only one in my family that hasn't gotten the vaccine. It's not approved by the FDA. I don't know what's in that. Women are miscarrying. People are having their DNAs wiped out.

126.751 - 128.552 Jordan Klepper

What? What do you mean? Like, completely wiped out?

128.632 - 132.014 Commentator 1

Yeah. They're telling women that it's okay for you to get the vaccine.

132.074 - 133.655 Jordan Klepper

What does it mean their DNA is wiped out?

133.715 - 137.017 Commentator 1

Like, their immunity. Their immunity is getting wiped out.

Chapter 2: What arguments do anti-vaxxers use against vaccine mandates?

658.251 - 660.953 Derek Barris

In Los Angeles, one, because they're usually $25.

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661.313 - 664.895 Jordan Klepper

I never knew there was that many parts of honey to ingest.

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665.415 - 670.117 Derek Barris

And the honey is blessed by a shaman from Tibet, so you're paying for that as well. You have to remember that.

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670.137 - 681.823 Jordan Klepper

I wanted to talk to these people, so I set up outside of the bougiest health food market in Venice Beach. And I also had a hankering for an activated charcoal bone broth rose hip smoothie cure-all. Are you vaccinated?

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682.443 - 683.724 Commentator 1

Uh, maybe.

684.185 - 684.425 Jordan Klepper

No.

685.626 - 685.966 Commentator 1

I'm not.

685.986 - 686.746 Jordan Klepper

You're not?

686.866 - 687.047 Commentator 1

No.

Chapter 3: How do political figures and activists perceive vaccine mandates?

1426.111 - 1427.031 Interviewee 3

That is a good question.

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1427.091 - 1433.976 Jordan Klepper

There's been some new studies that have come out both by the CDC and by even Duke University talking about masks being helpful, especially in a school situation.

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1434.317 - 1438.74 Interviewee 3

I challenge anybody to put a mask on and five minutes later smell that funk and think it's good for you.

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1438.76 - 1441.762 Jordan Klepper

So there's science and then there's the smell test and you're going with the smell test.

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1441.882 - 1442.203 Hollywood Executive

Yes.

1442.503 - 1445.045 Jordan Klepper

What are some of the ways kids suffer when they have to wear masks?

1445.376 - 1452.54 Hollywood Executive

I think breathing. I've done a little bit of research about the carbon dioxide that people were saying is an issue now with the mask.

1452.68 - 1456.642 Jordan Klepper

Wearing a mask helps stop the spread of COVID in settings like a school.

1457.183 - 1464.026 Hollywood Executive

But they still, they're outside. Like right now, I mean, this is a kind of example. There's kids out there playing and stuff.

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