Interviewee 2
Appearances
Nobody Should Believe Me
S05 Ep06: Human Timebomb
No, I never witnessed that. Have you ever seen her have a seizure? No. No. Go into an episode of paralysis? No. Or have a seizure? No.
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Republicans Desperately Spin Yemen Group Chat Fumble | Mayor Michelle Wu
What a bunch of losers.
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Republicans Desperately Spin Yemen Group Chat Fumble | Mayor Michelle Wu
Jeffrey Goldberg from the Atlantic, one of the biggest hoax artists around. I happen to know the guy's a total sleazebag. The Atlantic is a failed magazine, does very, very poorly. You're talking about a deceitful and highly discredited so-called journalist who's made a profession of peddling hoaxes time and time again. This is a guy that peddles in garbage.
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Republicans Desperately Spin Yemen Group Chat Fumble | Mayor Michelle Wu
But, you know... But, you know...
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Republicans Desperately Spin Yemen Group Chat Fumble | Mayor Michelle Wu
Last time the president broke into Watergate, this time he's gonna steal the whole damn hotel.
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Republicans Desperately Spin Yemen Group Chat Fumble | Mayor Michelle Wu
It's not about what you believe, it's about the truth.
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Republicans Desperately Spin Yemen Group Chat Fumble | Mayor Michelle Wu
Reporting this story will take all the skills you have.
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Republicans Desperately Spin Yemen Group Chat Fumble | Mayor Michelle Wu
What? No, that's too easy. I got you this whole disguise.
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Republicans Desperately Spin Yemen Group Chat Fumble | Mayor Michelle Wu
What?
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Republicans Desperately Spin Yemen Group Chat Fumble | Mayor Michelle Wu
But we have a source and a trench coat.
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Republicans Desperately Spin Yemen Group Chat Fumble | Mayor Michelle Wu
This doesn't make sense. Why would they just add you to... Oh. They added me, too. After we steal the hotel, let's bomb emoji, Iran flag emoji, then we all rain spurt emoji bitches.
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Republicans Desperately Spin Yemen Group Chat Fumble | Mayor Michelle Wu
I think we can just put out the screenshots.
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Republicans Desperately Spin Yemen Group Chat Fumble | Mayor Michelle Wu
Maybe if you put on the disguise?
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Republicans Desperately Spin Yemen Group Chat Fumble | Mayor Michelle Wu
Yeah. That's a lot of dicks.
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Republicans Desperately Spin Yemen Group Chat Fumble | Mayor Michelle Wu
We didn't get those typical upsets that we're used to. The top four seeds in each region, a combined 16-0 in the first round for the first time since 2017.
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TDS Time Machine | Black History Month
What's the blackest thing you've ever done? Eat chitlins. Oh, man, I put cereal in the glad bag so I can keep it for the roaches. Because if the roach ate it first, I'm damn sure I ain't going to eat it.
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Trump's "Liberation Day" Tariffs & Booker's Speech Breaks Senate Record | Melissa Arnot Reid
That's a grocery store.
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Trump's "Liberation Day" Tariffs & Booker's Speech Breaks Senate Record | Melissa Arnot Reid
Right, that's what I've heard.
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Trump's "Liberation Day" Tariffs & Booker's Speech Breaks Senate Record | Melissa Arnot Reid
Oh my God, I've been using this word for like 28 years.
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Trump's "Liberation Day" Tariffs & Booker's Speech Breaks Senate Record | Melissa Arnot Reid
Oh, okay.
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Trump's "Liberation Day" Tariffs & Booker's Speech Breaks Senate Record | Melissa Arnot Reid
Oh, the Beatles.
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Trump's "Liberation Day" Tariffs & Booker's Speech Breaks Senate Record | Melissa Arnot Reid
Is that, Lennon said that? Eat that booty like groceries.
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Trump's "Liberation Day" Tariffs & Booker's Speech Breaks Senate Record | Melissa Arnot Reid
Just from our apps. Food, is that still on the table?
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Trump's "Liberation Day" Tariffs & Booker's Speech Breaks Senate Record | Melissa Arnot Reid
My girlfriend says Nom Noms.
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Trump's "Liberation Day" Tariffs & Booker's Speech Breaks Senate Record | Melissa Arnot Reid
And he was just staring at me.
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Trump's "Liberation Day" Tariffs & Booker's Speech Breaks Senate Record | Melissa Arnot Reid
He's saying to every business in every country in the world, if you want to sell to America, move your business here. I get it. And in the long run, he's right. But in the long run, we're all dead.
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In the Field with Ronny Chieng
And they were sold off like you would sell off the parts of a cow.
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In the Field with Ronny Chieng
Look, I know the pizza's great, but this is not how you deal with conflict. All right, I'll be right back.
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In the Field with Ronny Chieng
So what did the FBI find? There were coolers and freezers of disarticulated body parts. You know, a cooler of arms, a cooler of legs.
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In the Field with Ronny Chieng
Verwandle deine Leidenschaft mit Shopify in ein Business. Und knack Umsatzrekorde mit dem Checkout mit der weltweit besten Conversion. Du hast richtig gehört. Der Checkout mit der weltweit besten Conversion. Der legendäre Checkout von Shopify vereinfacht das Shoppen auf deiner Website bis hin zu Social Media und überall dazwischen. Ja, das ist Musik für deine Ohren.
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In the Field with Ronny Chieng
Wie du es auch drehst und wendest, mit Shopify kannst du zu einem echten Hip werden. Starte deinen Test noch heute für nur einen Euro pro Monat auf shopify.de.
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In the Field with Ronny Chieng
I think it should, but it's not going to happen because people won't even wear masks.
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In the Field with Ronny Chieng
They found heads. They found the torso of a large human male with the head of a small female sewn on the top.
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In the Field with Ronny Chieng
Everybody has to decide, and it's mandatory to vote. So if the result doesn't go your way, you can't complain. If we lose, oh, we're sad, but at least we've had a chance to vote. And that's it, brother. Done.
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In the Field with Ronny Chieng
Verwandle deine Leidenschaft mit Shopify in ein Business. Und knack Umsatzrekorde mit dem Checkout mit der weltweit besten Conversion. Du hast richtig gehört. Der Checkout mit der weltweit besten Conversion. Der legendäre Checkout von Shopify vereinfacht das Shoppen auf deiner Website bis hin zu Social Media und überall dazwischen. Na, das ist Musik für deine Ohren.
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In the Field with Ronny Chieng
Wie du es auch drehst und wendest, mit Shopify kannst du zu einem echten Hip werden. Starte deinen Test noch heute für nur einen Euro pro Monat auf shopify.de.
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In the Field with Ronny Chieng
This case is about the harm that was done to people and families, not about penis wine.
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In the Field with Ronny Chieng
This is horrific. This is not just an Arizona problem, it's a nationwide problem. And if you think it's not happening in your backyard, you're mistaken.
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In the Field with Ronny Chieng
Right now, we haven't switched yet, but we are in the process of switching.
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In the Field with Ronny Chieng
Das ist Musik für deine Ohren. Wie du es auch drehst und wendest, mit Shopify kannst du zu einem echten Hip werden. Starte deinen Test noch heute für nur einen Euro pro Monat auf shopify.de slash rekorde.
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In the Field with Michael Kosta
At the end of the day, I'm literally a son of a killer.
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In the Field with Michael Kosta
At the end of the day, I'm literally a son of a killer.
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In the Field with Michael Kosta
At the end of the day, I'm literally a son of a killer.
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In the Field with Michael Kosta
At the end of the day, I'm literally a son of a killer.
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TDS Time Machine | Baseball
I'm Gilbert King. I'm the son of Jeremy Lynn Scott.
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TDS Time Machine | Baseball
Every time I hear about my dad, it's, oh, he's a killer. He's just straight evil.
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TDS Time Machine | Baseball
If the cops and everything would have done their job properly, my dad would have been in jail. I would have never existed.
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TDS Time Machine | Baseball
At the end of the day, I'm literally a son of a killer.
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TDS Time Machine | Baseball
Every time I hear about my dad is, oh, he's a killer. He's just straight evil.
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TDS Time Machine | Baseball
At the end of the day, I'm literally a son of a killer.
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TDS Time Machine | Baseball
Every time I hear about my dad, it's, oh, he's a killer. He's just straight evil.
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TDS Time Machine | Baseball
At the end of the day, I'm literally a son of a killer.
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TDS Time Machine | Baseball
I'm Gilbert King. I'm the son of Jeremy Lynn Scott.
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TDS Time Machine | Baseball
Every time I hear about my dad, it's, oh, he's a killer. He's just straight evil.
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TDS Time Machine | Baseball
If the cops and everything would have done their job properly, my dad would have been in jail. I would have never existed.
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TDS Time Machine | Baseball
At the end of the day, I'm literally a son of a killer.
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
Masks will never protect Americans.
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
Actually, some people have died from the vaccine. Don't believe me, go to the media, go to the Google or... Some people have died from COVID? Yes.
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
Well, for kids, the harm is they can't gauge emotional awareness of other kids. They don't see the facial expressions.
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
One thing with me, I try not to argue facts.
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
Well, the dangers are what you think they are. The ICUs here are full. Yeah, but how many positive tests in all of North Carolina have died? How many are sick? The ones in the ICU are pretty sick.
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
Yeah. I've been in ICUs three times in the last year and a half with my wife and have questioned the nurses and doctors.
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
Do you now? Is that true? or are they just being the diagnosis on paper? I've walked through the hospitals, I've videotaped inside the hospitals, and guess what? It's not full of COVID patients.
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
We're saving the kids from all that's going on with CRT, critical race theory.
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
No, where are they going to learn about racism mostly? Walking past one of the tobacco fields? Well, no, not walking past a tobacco field, sir. You know, it's not like that.
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
They're rituals. Six feet apart, wear a mask. I don't know.
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
I think you're killing people. Go get your vaccine! Let me come over here and let me cough on you. Oh, bullshit. You know, Ron DeSantis and Ted Cruz have both been vaccinated. Bullshit.
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
The ICUs here are full. Yeah, but in the general scope of things of the entire population of everybody who's been tested, what does that weigh out to?
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
I'm not an anti-vaxxer. Just don't be putting some shit in my... Don't be putting some stuff in my body that isn't proven.
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
Yes, because we know it's coming to Pennsylvania.
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
Kills me. Biden gets in. Biden gets the credit for the vaccine. Oh, yeah, give me the vaccine.
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
I think Trump did what he could do.
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
It's everything. It's everything, because once it's gone out of control, you don't reel it in.
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
Tens of thousands of people have already died from the vaccine. When the flu vaccine came out, 75 people died, and they stopped it to rework it.
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
I get that stat from the... Oh, gosh. The V-P-E-A-R, the one that puts out the stats. Let me ask my daughter. Libby!
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
No, not the CDC. The BS. What's that people? What's that? The B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T. What did you say?
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
Oh, my God, what side are you on? Are you nuts?
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
I am not for the vaccine. Are you out of your mind?
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
Getting ahead of the mandate.
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
Yes. We don't want the mandate to come to PA. We don't want to take the vaccine.
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
So many don't get it. It's 1937 and never again is now.
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
You shouldn't be able to force that stuff on people. It's step one. Then there'll be step two.
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
Who knows? I'm not a conspiracy theorist. We have step one with polio. They didn't really mandate that. The people were docile back in the industrious age. They were more willing to take these shots.
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
Polio has to be because we know what it's done. Don't we know what COVID's done?
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
Eating healthy, boosting your immunity system, and don't watch the news because it's just brainwashing you with fear. And the fear is lowering your frequency. I only eat fish and only certain kind of fish. Like, for example, I don't eat tuna. And I actually found that out when I was trying to feed tuna to my cat and she shook her head and walked off.
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
I don't think it's a vaccine. I think it's snapping the DNA in half.
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
I think what's interesting, especially coming from Germany, I think history is repeating itself right now.
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
The vaccine mandates and everything. It's like it's turning into a police state.
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TDS Time Machine | Klepper vs. Anti-Vaxxers
Yes. Where's your papers? Where are your papers? It's very similar to the Hitler times.
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Democrats' Cringey Opposition, DEI Ban Black History Quiz | Gabrielle Union
A woman who
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Democrats' Cringey Opposition, DEI Ban Black History Quiz | Gabrielle Union
Oh, some people are just posterior orifices. I don't understand that concept.
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Democrats' Cringey Opposition, DEI Ban Black History Quiz | Gabrielle Union
But I guess they have some issues. More therapy required.