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Chapter 1: What are the consequences of not checking the bill?
Welcome back to the base- Welcome back to the basement yard. Slick back Frank sitting over there.
Slick, slick back boy. Slick back. Slick, slick. Slick back baby bitch. Slick, well. Slick back baby boy. Baby back. Slick, slick. Slick it back you baby bastard bitch. Slick, slick. I would love that. I don't think that's ever happened to me. You said that like it was a commercial. Like, get your hair styled by wind.
Would you get on a motorcycle? I've been on one, and I'm against motorcycles. Yeah. Were you on the back? Yeah. I've told you this. I've been on twice. I've been on two motorcycles. Hugging a man? Yeah. Which, at the time, for me, was awful. You were catching a dove back there. I was... Because you gotta, his shit is... That's a bumpier row that you're on.
It was also one that, like, you hold on to, like, you're about to, like, squat and, like, take a piss or something like that. Wait, what? It was, like, the ones, there are certain ones where you can, like, hold on like this. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, uh...
Were you doing that or were you like hugging?
I think one of them was a hug, one of them was a hold on in the back because one of them was my uncle. Which one was he? You were hugging your uncle? I was hugging my uncle. Okay. The other one was my ex-girlfriend's father. And that one you were like... Yeah, and you remember who it is. You remember the ex-girlfriend.
I actually know.
You know. You know. And Dino was his name. Oh, I could not hug him because he would have hit me.
Yeah, yeah.
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Chapter 2: What is the experience of riding a motorcycle?
He's like, all right, you like him, he likes you, you're dating. And then we were dating. And that was it. Yeah. That was nice. That's how it was back in the day. I was not as – I wasn't as lucky as one of those situations. I, I had to be like, so I had to, it's like, so like, do you think like there was even, you know, like if you like, if you don't want to, like, it would be cool.
Like, you know, like, do you just like, you probably hate me.
Yeah.
I know you probably don't feel the same about me because like everyone knows, but like I have a question and like, would you even like want to be boyfriend and girlfriend? I feel like you would, you'd be like, I know that you think I'm a fucking idiot. Yeah. I'm like loser. Oh yeah. Yeah. I still do that with Becca now. What do you mean?
Now I'll just be like lying in bed and sometimes I'll just be like, it's crazy you don't even love me. And she's like, where the fuck did this come from?
It's like you feel differently about me.
Yeah. Well, it happens. I have something for you. And I don't want you. Is it a motorcycle? Can you imagine a fucking bike? I'd get like a Fast and Furious bike than I would get a chopper. Well, it would sit right there. If I had a chopper, I would need to wear bandanas.
Yes.
And you would need to have a very long mustache. Which I don't, and I can't. But you can get one. You could do it, too. Look at you. I know, but then my shit starts turning weird colors. Also, if I ride a motorcycle, do I need to wear boots, or can I just do, like, sneakers? You need to wear boots. The hell no, then. Something needs to be leather on your body. That's fair. That's fair. Yeah.
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Chapter 3: How do childhood crushes impact adult relationships?
Yeah, exactly.
Eat my dick. Eat a frank, Snape. Someone would stand up and toss a textbook at Snape. Yeah, 100%.
Fame isn't.
All right. Yeah. Talk faster. Oh, and chances are Malfoy would have been just absolutely had the shit kicked out of him.
I don't mean to do this whole Harry Potter thing again, but, like, someone explain to me this shit, right? You go to school, and I know you guys don't have the answers, but you go to a school, you open the textbook, and like learning a spell. How fucking hard can it be?
It's a word, and this.
Why are we making it seem like this is hard? Well, I think that there's probably instructions, and there's probably more magical, like the essence. You need to feel it, like the way you stand, and your foot is off. And as much as a swish and flick, I mean, look at what Seamus did. He blew up his face. That's what I mean.
How is that possible? How is that happening?
How bad do you have to be to blow up your fucking wand? I think the same way that you have to, like, know, like, general mathematic arithmetic. Like, you can't just look at something and go, I know it all now. You need to be able to apply it. That's one word. You also need to remember hundreds of spells. Whether you should be like, yo, can you get that for me? And you're just like, uh, Lumos?
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Chapter 4: What funny stories arise from old school dating?
Hell yeah, we can.
Like a brownie, and then you put scoops of ice cream on it? It might. Okay.
Honestly, that sounds incredible, but I'm going to even go, brownie might be a little too decadent.
Yeah.
You could just do a cookie. That's a phenomenal idea. And you could do ice cream, or shut up. You could do a cookie, and you could do frozen yogurt on top as the ketchup. Yeah. And then you can do shaved chocolate. Oh. In a bun? Hear me out. Now I might, I think I found another tagline for this year of dog sucking season. You're all about the taglines. Dessert dogs. Bark for them.
That may be tougher to get through HR. Dessert dogs bark for him.
Yes.
Okay.
I will say that apparently, I don't know how to get this stat, social conversations about hot dogs have increased over 10% the past couple years.
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