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The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
Welcome back to the base- Welcome back to the basement yard. Slick back Frank sitting over there.
The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
Four. Three. Two. Do one. Oh, he doesn't like it. I don't think he likes it. Why are you... What is it? It's...
The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
You look like you're about to do a push-up. How is it?
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#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
My throat feels thrown up in. Or throw... I threw out...
The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
Oh, so that was like four years before she went. She probably didn't even know that was going on, honestly. Really? She was that far gone? I mean, her eyes started going near the end.
The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
I walked through it. They have a bunch of shit in the back. They have a bunch of dead people in there, too, I think. Like tombs or something.
The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
That's bananas. That's even maybe a little more blasphemous than I'm comfortable. Really? I don't know.
The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
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The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
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The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
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#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
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#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
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#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
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#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
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#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
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#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
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#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
I need to talk about this. A local pizzeria – where was this? Doesn't matter. Who cares? Make up a town. Bim Bom. So a local pizzeria in Bim Bom, there was someone who came in and they ordered a Miller Lite, and then the people at the –
The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
So this woman ordered a Miller Lite, and then it came to the table, and it was a Bud Light. So, right.
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#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
Huntsville, Alabama. That's actually a progressive part of Alabama.
The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
But so there was, like, this story where they brought over a Miller Lite, or they ordered a Miller Lite, they got a Bud Lite, and they didn't want to really bring it up, but then a firm was like, oh, you should say, like, you know, whatever. So they were just kind of like, oh, you know, this is the wrong beer. I actually ordered a Miller Lite. So it was like that.
The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
Then when they got their bill, there was the pizza that they ordered, the beer, and then a $5 bitching fee. Oh, shit. Which is like, when I first heard this story, I'm like, yo, I'm on board with putting bitching fee on people's orders. That's not a bitching fee.
The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
I really can't see... Unless the waiter was name-calling and being disrespectful in that way, I can't think of a reason why someone would stand up in a restaurant and throw their napkin down and be like, This is unacceptable! I can't think of a reason why that would happen.
The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
That's a little crazy, but, like... It would be very difficult for me. I don't think I have it in me to, like, stand up in a public place and, like, you know, whatever. If something's happening to me, I can see that happening if someone's being disrespectful.
The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
Like, if we were out and the waiter was being a dick to you or being a dick to another table or something, then I would be more inclined to be like, what the fuck?
The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
I'm even okay in certain places, in intimate restaurants, you being like, fellas, you being a little loud. Chill out.
The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
By the way, this is coming from a person who grew up in a family that is loud.
The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
And I hated being at a restaurant with like my family and then our like uncles and aunts and stuff. And I'm like, I feel so bad for everyone in here.
The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
Yeah. I mean, my family wasn't, like – they're not – Assholes. They're just loud people.
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#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
When, like, there's something wrong with the food or whatever, and the waiter's right here, and you're telling me what's wrong with the food. Tell them.
The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
And if there's something wrong with your food or you get the wrong beer or whatever the case is and you're like, hey, I'm sorry, I actually ordered this thing.
The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
I don't remember. You were riding a bicycle around in a motorcycle helmet.
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#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
I mean, the warning. Like, I warned you, and now you've entered the bitch zone.
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#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
But, like, I'm excited to see what they could do. Bro, I'm fucking hyped for a Harry Potter show, dude. I love Harry Potter.
The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
Through all those movies, not one of the students ever was like, come on, just fucking say the sentence.
The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
I don't mean to do this whole Harry Potter thing again, but, like, someone explain to me this shit, right? You go to school, and I know you guys don't have the answers, but you go to a school, you open the textbook, and like learning a spell. How fucking hard can it be?
The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
But didn't that dude say, like, the wand chooses you? So if you're just, like, a bitch, then, like, you're gonna get in there and get some whack wands. because it's like that's the one that's calling for you. That's true. That's true. That's a good point. You'll never be a good wizard.
The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
I love that shit and I also wish it was real. I would love a wand and I would love to just like
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#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
I'd be totally cool with not having a wand. Can't do any of that. But riding around on a broomstick would be something I would do.
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#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
Frank, I'm 33. I'm saying like leading up to that point.
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#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
But I would like to be on a broomstick or even better on a big dragon thing. A hippogriff.
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#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
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#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
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#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
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#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
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#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
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#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
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#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
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#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
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#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
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#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
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The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
Yeah, and Nathan's like, bro, if you're going to suck with them, you can't suck with us.
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#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
Oh, 141. Yeah, no, I just... I wasn't tapped into that.
The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
Are there tariffs on hot dogs? We don't know that. No, those are American-made. I don't know that either. I don't know.
The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
The first one being the dog sucks you? Yeah. And now the new one is?
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#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
I agree. What can we make like a dessert dog? What can it be?
The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
Like a brownie, and then you put scoops of ice cream on it? It might. Okay.
The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
That may be tougher to get through HR. Dessert dogs bark for him.
The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
His first girlfriend lived in Ireland. His second one he used to look at from across the park.
The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
It's by weight probably. It's by dollar amount. That's probably why it's going to double.
The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
The tariffs, bro. I don't know if that's true, but the prices of things go up.
The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
Don't start making up more taglines. I think that we should go out on top. You sure? Because I feel like you were getting a little further from the point. The point is, here comes the tagline. I know you. Once you looked off into the distance to the left, I was like, he's making more taglines.
The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
Technically, that could be true because they did confirm that there's human DNA in hot dogs. That's besides the point. The business is booming, apparently. $40 billion. What a treat. Anyway, guys, you can go follow the show at TheBasementYard. Go follow me at JoeSanagato. And that is all. See you guys next time.
The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
Yeah, dude. But, like, we never, I never, I've never in my life told Jamie that, like,
The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
i had a crush on you you've said it more on the show that's how she knows well she knew because everyone all everyone would tell her but like growing up there was this girl from kindergarten to fifth grade i've talked about a mad times on the show this is insane now but like i had a crush on her through like elementary school and like i've never said it to her but like you knew other people knew her everyone knew i was i was putting it
The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
My first girlfriend actually was that girl, uh, Samantha in sixth grade. Yeah. I remember that. But I, did I tell you about my friend Sean, how he like made it happen?
The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
Like they put something out there. Cheese. And then it's like, oh, okay, now we got to fight.
The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
Oh, yeah, very well. But my friend Sean knew that I liked this girl, and then he had heard from her concierge that she liked me too. So he walked – at one point, it was like the end of a school date.
The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
Gloves too, dude. It gets cold. Your hands get cold in the wind.
The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
Do you remember like the whole- You can't have women with their boobies out on the highway. People would be flipping over their cars. They would.
The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
The distinction. I've smelled things worse than this. That's a lot. I mean, I'm just going to take a sip. Okay.
The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
Do you have any... What's the cool thing? Do we have a cool thing?
The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
There was one I saw on Love is Blind, and it was like, I'm not below you, I'm not above you, but I'm right here with you.