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"Steve Martin & Martin Short"

Mon, 6 May 2024

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Double the power, double the math; for our 200th episode, it’s double-trouble with Steve Martin and Martin Short. The talk-show anecdote, the best use of a time-machine, and have you ever heard of the word “combo?” Here come the smiles… on an all-new SmartLess. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of SmartLess ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

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00:05 - 00:53 Jason Bateman

hey did you guys know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die no is that correct yeah they dilate oh that's incredible you know the last thing to go through a bug's mind before he uh hits your windshield what his welcome to smartless So, Will, you have expressed that you're not in a great mood today. But it is surprising because it is our 200th, so it is cause for celebration.

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00:53 - 00:58 Jason Bateman

I'd sing you both happy birthday, but it's not a birthday, really. It's just a 200 celebration.

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01:00 - 01:15 Will Arnett

I thought it is too much celebration. You know what? It is. It's a great day for us. And I got to remember, I had a bit of an okay start. And then you have grumpy moments. And I just remember this thing, which is like, just because you have a grumpy start doesn't mean you can't have a great finish.

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01:15 - 01:23 Jason Bateman

That's right. We don't need a bumper sticker or anything. Okay. What about you just tell us what the problem is and then we'll tell you how silly you are.

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00:00 - 00:00 Will Arnett

Your current look with your beanies and your beard look like you've got a million bumper stickers and a lot of them say coexist with different shit on the back of your fucking outback.

00:00 - 00:00 Jason Bateman

Does my beanie and my beard put you in a deeper bad mood than my Sally Jessie Raphael glasses?

00:00 - 00:00 Will Arnett

You know why? Because it puts you deeper into Vermont, okay, for me.

00:00 - 00:00 Jason Bateman

No, it looks like you're from Seattle. Oh, God, if you could smell my patchouli right now. Willie, what's wrong? Yeah, tell us what happened.

00:00 - 00:00 Will Arnett

No, nothing, nothing. Can we guess? It's just been a lot of admin, and admin stuff gets me pissed. Domestic administration. No, not domestic. Just work admin. And I have a certain way I like doing things.

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